#hi kitty

[onetwistedmiracle]

[pigswithwings]

gently places him into your inbox

omg... the orang

[lookin-snazzy]

do they. do they care

[livingdeadbxy]

sitting here watching my tdick THROB from how hard my baby is making me…. little girl has no idea that dad is twitching as he thinks abt how sweet his little girl would beg him to stop

[prettyboykatsuki]

meow meow meow

meeeowww

[angellurgy2]

meowww meow mwow

wagwagwag? arqrwfaff? bark? awoo? howls? yips? bites? woofs? woofwocoowofowof :]

[parme-san]

game of the decade

[javiersprincess]

normal soccer manga

these guys are so fucking sick in the head like please get a grip

[typingwithmyhandstied]

🎶✨when you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, publish, then send this ask/tag 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

1. I Can See You (Taylor's version) (From the vault) by Taylor Swift

2. Feather by Sabrina Carpenter

3. R U Mine? by Arctic Monkeys

4. People Watching by Conan Gray

5. Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift

[theehorsepusssy]

Hi Mr.TheeeHorsePussy, i come with cat again! Been doing shrooms recently so thats been fun! Do you have any silly experiences with em?

Shrooms were always one of those "omg, how much did I just take?" kinds of experiences. Especially when you drank the tea. I do remember getting thrown out of LaLuna at some show (dinosaur Jr I think) cuz the noise from the speakers made me vomit all over beer garden (the feedback not the music...but if it dinosaur jr maybe it was).

I do have a story where I used to be the boss of this one bartender who was kinda weird but I always just kinda looked the other way about his weird shit cuz he sold me pot. One day there was no one behind the bar but I could hear faint music coming from the other end of the bar so go back there and find him curled up in a ball underneath the ice well with a boom box listening to fucking modest mouse and I'm all "hey, you gotta come out from under there" and he's all "no, I need to listen to this song" and I had to coax him out like he was a frightened kitten. Anyway turns out he'd been eating mushroom everyday for over a month. Silly

[nebulover]

sadly those sick ass hello kitty outfits are all ai generated...... wish they were real so bad

NOOOO KICKING SCREAMING CRYING FUCKED UP AND EVIL

[bimbocore]

[celestiachan]

KITTY

[seraphsick]

I need to lock in & become much more online again. wtf :( I love the little people in my phone. how amazing that this little glass brick can connect us across oceans & time. how amazing that we are all alive at the same time & happen to meet each other from so far apart!! and how amazing that once you meet someone, in whatever capacity, you know a tiny little piece of each other forever. I think that's really lovely :)

[dontblamethewitches]

look at this photo i took of my cat its really important

[livingdeadbxy]

my baby got active right as i started jerking off and that sent me into desperate humping and whining mode