#hi kisa i love you but what the actual FUCK

[kitkat13001]

there are teeth

TEETH?????????????? HELLO???????

[idontgiveaflyinggrayson69]

and we're taking parking lot risks

Author: Nat / @idontgiveaflyinggrayson69 & KO / @thirteenisles

Tagging: @smileysvech @pyotrkochetkov @hoesforthecanes @hockeywritingcollection

Relationship: Andrei x Kat

Warning: Smut. Unprotected sex. Daddy kink. Sexual choking

Summary: Andrei deserves a little treat after his first game back.

Word Count: 4k

Comments: Yes, I know this is late and now he’s out AGAIN. But let’s not focus on that and instead focusing on how happy he and Kat were when he came back (the first time). xx

(gif by Queen Katie @pyotrkochetkov, i couldn't find it in the search and i HAD to use this gif because HE'S FLEXING HIS TITTIES LIKE FUCK DREI)

Kat pulled her hand from Andrei’s to lean against the hood of his lambo and she bit her lip as she gripped his tie and pulled him closer. “You should fuck me here,” she told him and ran her other hand down his chest to palm him through his slacks.

His jaw went slack as his eyes widened. “In the garage?”

She shook her head as she hummed. “No, let’s drive out to the main parking lot and you can fuck me on the hood of your lambo. How does that sound, big boy?”

Andrei raised his brows, but the corner of his lip twitched up as he bit his lip before he cupped her throat and kissed her deeply. He swallowed her moan and pressed himself flush against her. “I have no idea what I did to deserve you,” he said against her lips.

“I ask myself the same thing,” she replied, voice muffled by his lips, and she tried to pull him closer by his tie. “Would it help to know I’m not wearing panties?”

There was nothing gentle about the way Andrei hiked her dress up her hips and pushed her legs open before he groaned loudly. She wasn’t kidding. “Fuck me, kisa,” he groaned.

“I’m trying,” she giggled. “Lots of time to make up for. And lots to celebrate.” Her smile softened as she ran her hand up to cup the back of his neck, “it was really nice to see you on the ice again, Drei.”

He hummed but didn’t pull his eyes from her pussy as he bit his lip. She hadn’t let him go down on her since he cut his chin open, and he wondered if he’d be able to convince her to let him eat her pussy tonight. But Kat tugged at his hair and forced his gaze up as she gave him a stern look. “Don’t even think about it. You got stitches on your chin; we’re not risking an infection.”

Andrei rolled his eyes and mumbled his displeasure in Russian. “Killin’ me, kisa. You know how much I love being right here,” he said and cupped her pussy in his big hand.

She was already wet for him; she had been for most the game thinking about her plan and she moaned softly. “I love it just the same, but you just got back on the ice, baby. I don’t need to be blamed for an infection because someone got cum in their stitches.”

“Would be worth it,” he mumbled and easily pressed two thick fingers into her, and he smirked when she gasped loudly. He curled his fingers up, teasing her g- spot before he pulled his fingers from her and brought them to his lips, licking them clean with a low moan.

His eyes darkened as Kat looked up at him with flushed cheeks. He wrapped his arm around her waist and hauled her to her feet before he opened the passenger door and helped her in, and he practically ran around the car to get into the driver’s seat. The car barely had time to turn on before he put it in gear and started out of the garage.

Kat laughed at his eagerness, but she couldn’t deny the butterflies in her stomach. They were actually doing this. This had to be one of the most risqué́ things they had ever done, and it really turned her on. It really turned both of them on. Andrei was hard in his slacks as he drove out to the parking lot with his lip between his teeth, one hand on the wheel while the other rested high on Kat’s thigh, underneath that gorgeous little mini red dress she wore just for him.

The moment she stepped out in it earlier he had been ready to take her right then and there. All he had to do it push that little skirt up and sink into her, but she wouldn’t let him. She told him it would be worth the wait, but he didn’t realize what she had up her sleeve.

They pulled out of the tunnel and Andrei circled around and found a parking spot at the back of a nearly empty lot. It felt like it took forever but it was dark and

perfect. As soon as he turned the car off, Kat leaned over the center console and pulled him in for a kiss by his tie.

He moaned against her lips and easily hauled her onto his lap before he pushed her dress up so she could straddle him comfortably. She wrapped her arms around him and pressed her body against his, grinding down on his cock. Ever since the doctor gave them the okay, she had been utterly insatiable. She wanted Andrei constantly. She needed Andrei constantly. Not that he was complaining in the slightest.

He kneaded her ass and moaned loudly against her lips. He was half tempted to just undo his slacks and let her ride him just like that, but he stopped himself. He wanted to take her on the hood. Ever since he got the lambo he wanted to fuck her on the hood, but he hadn’t had the chance until now.

“Kat, baby,” he whispered against her lips, his accent thick. She ran her hands up his chest as she kissed his neck and hummed and response.

“I need you. I know you can feel how bad I need you,” he groaned under her touch and fisted her hair gently to pull her back so he could look at her. His eyes were dark, and cheeks flushed, and she nipped at his bottom lip.

“Yeah,” she agreed. “I want you to fuck me on the hood of your car.”

He groaned loudly and let her open the door. She nearly fell out of the car as she stumbled on her heels, but Andrei caught her. He wrapped his arm around her waist and steadied her as he guided her to hood of the car.

She leaned back against the hood and pulled him flush against her by his tie before she kissed him deeply. Andrei easily took control of the kiss as he reached between them to undo his pants and he groaned in relief before he untucked his shirt and pressed himself flush against her.

“Fuck me,” Kat whispered and nipped at his lower lip. “Take what’s yours.”

Andrei groaned as he nodded before he pulled at his tie and let it drop to the ground and quickly undid his shirt. He kissed her deeply and gripped her hips to hoist her up onto the hood. He only broke the kiss to pull her legs around his waist before he pushed his boxers down to free his cock.

“I don’t have a condom,” he confessed as he ran the tip of his cock over her slit, his eyes locked on her pussy before he lined himself up with her entrance.

“Then pull out.” She replied through clenched teeth, “come on, Drei. We don’t have all night.”

He didn’t need to be told twice and pressed into her, groaning as loud as Kat moaned. She felt so fucking good around him, and he knew she could take it so he didn’t bother to take his time and he bottomed out quickly before he kissed her roughly.

She moaned against his lips and locked her ankles together, pulling him closer. He stumbled over and braced himself on the car hood, one hand on either side of her head as he rocked into her, only able to pull out halfway with how tight she held onto him.

“Drei. Fuck, Drei,” she moaned. The only thing she could focus on was him and the pleasure he gave her.

“You have no idea how fucking hot you are letting me fuck you on the lambo,” he groaned before he nipped at her bottom lip. “I’m the luckiest man in the world.”

“I’d let you fuck me anywhere,” she moaned. “I’m yours, Andrei. All fucking yours.”

“All mine,” he agreed and fucked her harder, trying to get deeper and her eyes rolled back. Between the feeling of him, the coolness of the car and the thrill of maybe getting caught, it was overwhelming in the best way.

“I’m close,” she moaned as she fluttered around him.

“I know,” he breathed. He could feel her fluttering around him, and he took her hands in his and pinned them above her head as he pressed his chest against hers. “I want you to cum for me. I need you to cum for me, kisa.”

That changed the angle enough that he brushed her g-spot and it sent her over the edge. His hips stuttered and he cursed in Russian, but he fucked her through it. She felt so indescribably amazing, and he moaned loudly as his rhythm got sloppy. He was close, too.

He kissed her again, needing to feel as much of her as possible and she tightened her legs around him as she clenched down on him, and it sent him over the edge. He didn’t even bother to try to pull out as he came, pressing his body into hers, pinning her between him and the car as he filled her up.

They stayed like that for a long moment before Kat loosened her grip on him and he released her wrists as they caught their breath before he kissed her again, softer than before. “You’re so fucking perfect,” he said against her lips.

“So are you, Andrei,” she smiled and kissed him again. “I love you so much. I’m so glad you’re doing what you love again.”

“I’m glad I am, too,” he hummed and rolled his hips into hers again, smirking as her breath caught in her throat. “Very happy to be doing you again.”

She giggled before she bit her lip. “Round two?” She suggested with a grin, “bend me over the car this time?”

Andrei’s smirk slipped as his jaw went slack but he nodded. “If I didn’t know any better, I’d think you’re trying to drain me, kisa.”

“Maybe I am,” she giggled and pulled the straps of her dress down and smirked when his eyes immediately went to her chest.

His cock twitched inside her as he groaned loudly before he leaned in to kiss down her chest. Her breasts had gotten so big from nursing, and he couldn’t get enough of them. He loved her breasts before but now they were so big and sensitive, and he loved them so much. If he had to keep knocking her up to keep her breasts like this, he absolutely would.

Kat sighed contently and ran her fingers through his hair as she arched into him. He nipped at her soft flesh and shamelessly left little marks in his wake for him to enjoy on her when she nursed later, all little reminders that he was the only one who could make her feel so good; that she belonged to him and only him.

She purposely clenched around him as she tried to encourage him, a little more bossy than normal. “Come on, I know you want to bend me over the hood and fuck me,” she told him.

“I do,” he agreed, but it was almost painful for him to pull out of her when he was already hard again. He bit his lip as he watched the way she clenched around nothing, and he couldn’t help himself.

If Kat got mad at him, well, it would be worth it.

“Come on,” she repeated and whined as she started to turn herself over, but Andrei forced her back onto her back before he got down on his knees. “Andrei—” She started, but her protested died the moment his tongue pressed against her pussy.

It was no secret Andrei knew how to eat pussy, but every circle of his tongue around her clit felt heavenly. Not that focusing on her clit was enough for him. Day and night Andrei dreamt of her taste, and he forced her legs open further, needing more of her. He moaned loudly as he ran his tongue over her slit, absolutely addicted to the taste of her.

Kat moaned loudly as her hand splayed along the hood looking for something, anything, to hold onto, but all she found was the smooth, cool hood of Andrei’s lambo. “Drei,” she moaned and rocked her hips up against his mouth, seeking more, needing more.

He moaned against her and roughly pinned her hips back down against the hood of his car and looked up at her with dark, hungry eyes. She whined when he pulled back, but it was only to spit on her pussy and he chuckled at the way her body shuddered before he dove back in and fucked her with his tongue, moaning at the way she fluttered around his tongue.

He could taste himself on her as his cum started to leak out of her, but that only made him harder. His cum was buried deep inside her and if he was lucky enough, it would give them another baby. That thought alone forced his tongue as deep inside her as he could as he tried to force his cum back inside her.

“Drei,” she moaned again, and her legs tightened around his head. He was rough as he forced them open, and she reached down to grip his hair. “Yes!” She cried, not caring who heard or who saw him make her feel so good.

He looked up at her with dark eyes, loving how blissed out she was. He loved how desperate she was for him, how loudly she moaned as he dug his fingers into her skin, and he surely left bruises along her thighs and hips.

Already sensitive from her first high, Kat moaned loudly and her second high built quickly. Andrei knew it as he felt her flutter around his tongue. He tried to pull her impossibly closer and ran his hand up her body to palm her breast. As soon as he pinched her nipple, it sent her over the edge. She shamelessly rolled her hips against his face, and he moaned loudly as she came. He desperately tried to pull her closer, wanting every drop of their mixed cum as he tried to draw out her high as long as he could.

Slowly, her moans turned to whines and she tugged hard on his hair, which only made him groan loudly against her. She clenched hard around nothing and rolled her hips back against his face. She needed more than his sinful mouth.

But she should have known Andrei wanted more than just one orgasm. One was never enough for Andrei.

Andrei pulled her closer wanting another high from her before he fucked her again. His grip tightened and he laid his arm over her hips to keep her still and his eyes closed as he focused on the taste of her.

It didn’t take much for her to cum again, pinned between him and the hood of his lambo. She gripped his hair as she moaned his name, but his tongue only emphasized her aching emptiness.

Andrei moaned as he drew her high out but as soon as she tugged desperately at his hair, he pulled back, his lips and chin shiny with her cum as he gripped her hips and forced her over, so her chest was pressed against the hood.

The skirt of her dress was hiked up around her hips and Andrei stepped back for a moment to admire the view. She clenched around nothing as she whined but he reached into his pocket and pulled his phone out and snapped a quick picture. When they got home, he’d add it to the secret folder he uses when he’s on the road and away from Kat.

“Quite the view, kisa,” he told her as he put his phone back in his pocket before he smacked her ass. “So fucking perfect.”

She gasped and pushed back against him. “Come on, big boy,” she teased and wiggled her ass. “Fuck me.”

“I will,” he groaned and squeezed her ass before he lined his cock up with her entrance and he slid in easily. She was so much wetter now that she had cum three times and was full of his cum and he loved it. He gripped her hip in one hand and her hair in the other. “You’re a dream come true,” he said, his words slurring together as he moaned.

She didn’t have anything to hold onto so all she could do is moan as Andrei pinned her to the car as he fucked her. “Jesus, fuck, oh my god,” she moaned loudly. She was so sensitive from her first three highs and her fourth was building quickly as he hit her g-spot with every thrust.

“No, not Jesus, just Drei,” he smirked and tightened his grip on her hip, wanting to leave fingerprint bruises on her pretty perfect skin.

“Harder, fuck me harder,” she begged and bit her lip. “Fuck me like you mean it, Daddy.”

He released her hair but only to wrap his hand around her throat, pulling her back against his chest as he fucked her harder, getting impossibly deeper before he bit down on her shoulder. “Keep talking like that and Daddy’s gonna have to put that dirty mouth to work,” he replied, his accent thick with lust.

Her eyes widened as she gasped. She knew she’d get a reaction out of him, but she didn’t expect it to be so good and she clenched hard around him as she came. Andrei’s jaw went slack but he fucked her through it, drawing her high out as much as he could.

“Yeah?” He asked breathlessly. “You like the idea of Daddy fucking your mouth right here where anyone could see?” His accent was thick as he fucked her hard and deep. He was so close himself, but he knew he could get another one out of her first.

Kat could barely get her words out, all of them slurred together. “Yes, yes, yes,” she chanted. The thought of being on her knees, practically naked and in her heels, sucking his cock where anyone could catch them? Yeah, she wanted that. She needed that.

He bit her neck again. “Cum on Daddy’s cock one more time and I’ll let you lick your own cum off my cock.”

“Fuck,” she whined loud enough that anyone a mile away could have heard her. “I’m so close, Daddy.”

He grazed his teeth over her jaw and tugged at her hair. “Cum for me, cum for Daddy, kisa.”

Her eyes rolled back, and her jaw went slack in a silent scream as she came hard, soaking his cock as she squirted, hands grasping desperately at the hood of the car looking for anything to hold onto as she shuddered.

“Fuck,” he moaned and rested more of his weight on her as is eyes closed. “Oh fuck, kisa.” His voice was breathy and the feeling of her cum literally dripping

down his balls sent him over the edge. He moaned loudly and buried his face into her neck as he came hard, filling her up again.

He shuddered above her and he needed a minute to catch his breath before he smoothed her hair back and kissed her jaw. “So good for me,” he praised her.

She couldn’t even talk; she was completely boneless. All she could do was gently grip his wrist and lean into his touch. She spent all night fantasizing about this, but she hadn’t expected it to go as well as it did. She had a plan in mind, but this exceeded it in every way.

He kissed her temple and ran his other hand up and down her side. “So, you don’t want to clean me up, huh?” He teased with a laugh and kissed her temple again as he pulled her closer.

It took her a moment to find her words. “Give me a moment you literally just fucked my brains out,” she replied, her voice breathy.

“Oh, did I?” He asked innocently but his smirk grew, and he squeezed her gently as he held her close.

She gave him a small smile and melted into his touch before she tapped his hand and pushed back against him. She moaned as it pushed his cock deeper inside her before wincing as he pulled out and she immediately clenched at the emptiness. She was shaky as she sunk down to her knees in front of the car and opened her mouth and stuck her tongue out for him.

Andrei’s eyes fluttered. He didn’t know if he had the stamina to go again, especially after his first game back, but seeing her on her knees, all fucked out with her make up smeared, he could feel himself start to harden again. “Fuck me,” he groaned in Russian and guided the tip of his cock to her tongue.

She wrapped her lips around the tip and hallowed her cheeks and she moaned around him as he guided himself further into her mouth. “Such a filthy girl,” he moaned. “Such a slut, letting me bend you over my car and fuck your pussy and now on your knees sucking my cock in an empty parking lot. What would you do if someone caught us, huh? Let them watch or would you shy away?”

She moaned around him and ran her hands up his thighs to grip his ass. She’d let them watch. Nothing would stop her from making him feel good.

He gripped her hair, “yeah, you’re such a little slut you’d let them watch. Let them watch as I pleasure you. No one could fuck you the way I do.” His accent got heavier and thicker as he spoke, every bob of her head pushing him closer. He wasn’t going to last, and she knew that.

Her nails dug into his ass as she moaned around him, tasting a mix of their cum on his cock. He was absolutely right. No one else could ever make her feel this good.

“Kisa, fuck—" He couldn’t even warn her before he came again, and he pulled at her hair as he came down her throat. It wasn’t as much cum given that it was his third orgasm of the night, but it was so intense he had to put his free hand on the edge of the hood to steady himself as his knee threatened to give out.

She completely drained him, but she moaned around him nonetheless and it was only when his moans turned to deep little whimpers that she pulled back to trace her tongue over the head of his cock, sure to get every last drop of his cum.

He said it multiple times, but he honestly didn’t know how he got so lucky to have her. He gently pulled back and then quickly pulled his pants up before he helped her off the ground. He knew the asphalt wasn’t good for her knees and he bent down to brush her knees off, even after she told him she was okay. His eyes were soft as he stood back up before he kissed her slowly. She smiled as she kissed him back before he pulled away to fix her dress.

He’d always look after her. Always.

“Come on, kisa, let’s go home,” he smiled softly, and she hummed as she leaned into him and let him guide her to the passenger door, which he of course opened for her.

After he closed her door, he chased his tie down which had blown over a few parking spots before he came around and got into the driver’s side. Kat immediately tried to lean into him and rest her head on his shoulder and he kissed her temple before he reached behind them to grab the blanket he kept in the back just for her.

“Here baby,” he whispered and wrapped the blanket around her shoulders.

She smiled and leaned up to kiss him. “Thank you,” she whispered. “I know it’s late, but could we maybe take a bath after checking up on the twins when we get home?”

Andrei’s smile softened as he nodded. “Nothing is ever too late for you, my Katarina,” he whispered and kissed her again.

Kat’s smile grew and she ran her hand up his strong thigh. “Then let’s go home.”

[or0ch1maru]

I don't know if you're still doing requests but ahhhh

Could you maybe do one with the Akatsuki where y/n and a member are having play banter/teasing eachother for a bit but then one says something too far/or mentioned something their sensitive about and it hurts the others feelings? .3.

I love your writing:3 especially Kisame stuff *giggles*

Here’s a big smooch *MWAHH😘*thank you so much love😩 I love kisa so much and I feel like he’s SUPER underrated.

Here’s a gift from me to you as I write about our big teddy bear🧸

•you’ve been with the akatsuki for about two years now, and they’ve become more than just comrades. They’re family

•and with family comes some hardships, arguing about something like bills, or missions

•then there are the times people bicker between each other like siblings; some that you’ve heard or been apart of that consisted of “move your fat ass Tobi, I wanna sit down” said by Deidara when he wanted a spot on the couch. Then there was the one time someone ate your Onigiri, you questioned everybody and couldn’t find out who the culprit was

•but for the other 95% of the time, you guys love each other and get along as best friends

•today is like any other day

•you find yourself looking for a snack in the kitchen

• “whatcha lookin’ for short stop?” Asks Kisame when he enters, watching you rummage around for something that catches your interest

•everybody, except for Kakuzu is short compared to Kisa, you just happened to be the shortest. Which of course Kisame finds hilarious, but also really adorable.

• “I need sustenance” you comment back lightly, pushing boxes of pancake mix out of the way in the closet to see what’s behind them

•you take a step back, your body hitting Kisame’s torso, you tilt your head, craning to look up at him as he starts shifting things around on the higher shelves. Helping you out

• “we’ve got chicken noodle soup, clam chowder. I’ll actually take that. We also have a few boxes of noodles up here with sauce if you don’t mind waiting a bit.” He lists off

• “hand me a box of noodles, don’t care which, we got pesto up there?” You ask, trying to see if there’s a jar of the green sauce. “Hm” Kisame hums out as he searches. “Ah, here we are. He grabs a container and brings it down to you. You take the jar of pesto and the noodles from him and slip out of the pantry

•as you put a pot of water on to boil you hear the snap of the can opening behind you. You watch as Kisame grabs a clean spoon from a drawer and digs into his soup

•you roll your eyes playfully, “do you not want to heat that up? Or at least put it in a bowl or something?” You ask. Most of the time when out on missions, all you guys bring are canned food, or things that are premade. Not really having much time for anything else.

•you’d think at home, most of your comrades would put a little more time into what they eat

•he shrugs, finishing up the last of the chowder by drinking it out of the can, tossing the spoon into the sink.

• “so uncivilized” you mutter playfully as you dump the noodles into the water. You put another pot on the stove, this one much smaller as you dump the pesto in it. Keeping it on Low so it can be nice and warm

• “I am civilized” Kisame responded, his tone cheerful as it is most of the time, especially when around you

• “hm, whatever you say” you joke, now stirring your pasta to keep the noodles from sticking to the bottom

• “list five times where I came off uncivilized” Kisa says from behind you, leaning up against the counters on the opposite side of the kitchen

• “I’m not gonna go into full detail but you remember that one time Pain decided to treat us to a nice dinner in that village nearby?” You start, holding back giggles when you remember how bad that dinner ended up

• “oh fuck” Kisame replies, trying and failing at holding in his laugh. “It wasn’t my fault their chairs weren’t up to the task of holding me. I didn’t mean to crash into the waiter!” He exclaims, holding his sides as he defends himself.

• as the two of you calm down from laughing , you dump the noodles into the strainer.

• “but but-..” Kisame starts, clearly getting ready to burst into laughter with whatever he’s going to say next. “You remember when we were visiting the Hidden Leaf and you snapped at the waitress because she spilled hot tea in your lap? She looked so embarrassed. Think it musta been her first day or something”

•you shake your head, “yea yea, get it oughta your system. I apologized to her” you mutter as you scoop noodles into a bowl and cover them evenly with your sauce. You mimic Kisame’s earlier movements and grab a fork from the same drawer before haphazardly blowing on a mouthful of noodles

•you shove the still hot food into your mouth, puffing your cheeks out as it burns your tongue. You turn away and swallow, not wanting Kisa to see how ridiculous you just looked as you burned your mouth

• “then remeber when we had that one mission where it was you, Konan, me, and Itachi?” He asks, small giggles slipping between his lips

• “you and Konan were both irritable as fuck because of your periods syncing up or some shit like that?” You freeze, you tried pushing that out of your head. Mid travel, Kisame had noticed that you got blood on your cloak, and he thought it was from the enemy you had taken out an hour prior. He even tried using an old rag to scrub it out for you

•it wasn’t until he saw the look of horror and embarrassment on your face that he knew he was missing out on something

• “I can still remember the face you made. Oh my fuck, it was so funny” Kisame blurbs out, and your face heats up with embarrassment. You and Konan sent Itachi and Kisame off ahead of you two while Konan gave you a spare tampon since you had bled through the one you were wearing.

•it definitely wasn’t one of your proudest moments but you gotta do what you gotta do

•luckily your back is still turned towards your large comrade, giving you a chance to blink away the tears that are now burning your eyes, threatening to fall

•you sniffle, bringing your sleeve up to wipe them away quickly. Acting like you got food on your face. But even you know, the effort is futile

•Kisame is always able to pick up on mood swings(before they even happen), can hear when one’s heart rate changes, and you’re pretty sure he knows whenever you or Konan are ovulating(only because he’s always distant during that time)

• “ah shit…” you hear Kisame mutter quietly. You go to turn, ready to act like you’re fine, putting on a brave face when you’re met with Kisame’s torso right in front of you

• “I realize now what happened. I’m sorry” Kisa says from above you. Your cheeks flush and you cock your head to the side, trying to hide your slight embarrassment

•you feel two large hands on your back, pulling you towards him until your face is buried in his chest. The scent of his cologne filling your nose. Something about that and being wrapped up in his arms is soothing.

• “it’s ’Kay” you mutter into his chest, your words coming out muffled.

•something about how you sounded causes both you and Kisame to burst out into another laughing fit.

•Kisame bends down to hug you tighter, causing your giggles to hitch, and come out sounding broken, which in turn, make you two laugh even harder. Your sides hurt, and you know his must too

• “if you-ever-bring that story up again, I will kill you” you threaten playfully from his chest.

• “I’ll hold you to that short stop”

(Guys guys! Who here would like a Kisame x ovulating reader blurb?!?! Because it came to me when I was writing this and omg)

[archaeren]

just an informal list of reasons to love Tanakamigi Chui

this is not my full essay but it's a quick list of reasons off the top of my head from someone who asked me on reddit

canonically the most “honest and straightforward” character in the game (Neji’s words, and they do hold true) I can’t stand being lied to, even about small things, and I don’t want Kisa to be lied to either. Chui does never and will never lie to her. He’ll straight up tell Kisa things that he’s definitely supposed to be keeping secret. He’s so honest, it’s actively uncomfortable for other people. He’s not trying to be mean, he’s not trying to be ‘brutally honest’, he’s just awkwardly honest and it’s cute and good and I love him for it. Man who doesn’t lie? So hot.

this is a man who will admit when he’s wrong. UNPROMPTED. do you all realize how rare this actually is? Nobody is expecting him to do this. It doesn't benefit him to do it. He just does it because he thinks it's the right thing to do. I feel like everybody expects him to be such a huge egotistical douche (especially after his little speech about how he feels nothing from Quartz's performances--and then it turns out that wasn't him being a dick, he apparently just sincerely feels that way) and then he will repeatedly UNPROMPTED come up to the members of Quartz to be like, “hey so I was wrong about x thing and I really learned a lot from watching you guys” and honestly this is so rare and not a thing guys tend to do in real life that this alone was enough to capture my heart. Seriously, first time I saw his reaction after the fall performance, I was like, "oh no it's over for me" A man who admits when he’s wrong!! Oh my god, he and Kisa would have such a healthy relationship between that and the not-lying thing. No mind games from this guy. Fuckin love to see it.

comes out swinging when it comes to defending Kisa There aren’t many scenes in the game where we have the opportunity to see how he reacts when he feels like Kisa is being insulted because it just doesn’t happen in front of him that often, but WHEN IT DOES oh man, he employs a few well-chosen words of COMPLETE AND UTTER OBLITERATION. You ain’t gonna insult the transparent vessel like that in front of Tanakamigi Chui, hell no! Even when it’s only that he feels like Amber’s win against Quartz wasn’t justified (try getting second place in the fall performance sometime lol, it's EXTREMELY worth it imo), he completely eviscerates his underclassmen over it. That's how you know he really cares about making sure the record is kept straight, because apparently there are only two things that matter to Tanakamigi Chui: Art, and Truth.

drinks his respect Kisa juice (post-winter play spoilers) it’s a consistent behavior for him across routes that he pursues Kisa pretty doggedly and seems like he won’t take ‘no’ for an answer—until you realize that he’ll only take Kisa’s ‘no’ for an answer. Anyone else tells him to back off, he’ll be like, “mmm nah, you don’t know what you’re talking about” but the moment Kisa tells him no or that he sees evidence that she’s not interested, he immediately backs off. He also continues to show respect for her after this, as a performer and rival, his respect is not conditional on her potential as a stage partner. (He also knows her secret after a certain point, but instead of using it against her to strong-arm her into getting his way like you might expect an antagonist to do, he’s basically like, “wow you really risked it all for the stage, that’s SO FUCKING BADASS and exactly what I’m looking for in a stage partner, please team up with me”) It’s really telling that his way of asking her to be his partner is always to offer her his hand, which is a recurring theme with them.

Chui and Kisa are straight-up soulmate-coded (Kisa route spoilers) this might be unintentional, but for some reason the game REALLY goes out of its way to drive home the point that they’re the only true equals for each other, that they’re the only ones who can fully bring out each other’s talent, that they’re so talent-compatible that it’s a little spooky, that Chui is desperately lonely without Kisa, that they can sense each other’s presence, that they’re both willing to give everything for the stage, and that they’re both hiding who they really are. (Chui is, in fact, the only one at Univeil who could actually personally understand Kisa's dilemma of hiding her identity to prevent expulsion--he's in a similar position for political reasons.) How else are we supposed to interpret all of that except that they’re meant to be together? (So why CAN’T they be??)

Chui would do more for Kisa than Chuza will (Kisa route spoilers) This is getting very much into Kisa route spoiler territory but Chui directly states that he doesn’t give a damn about Kisa’s gender, he just wants to perform with her. We can extrapolate from his behavior in Fumi’s route that he’s willing to go pretty far to ensure that can happen. In the power struggle between Chui and Chuza, I think it’s safe to assume that Chui would actually be WAY more ready to embrace relaxing the boys-only rule than Chuza is, just because all Chui actually cares about is getting the best talent, not in traditions or playing power games. Honestly I haven't the fainest idea why the game thinks we should support Chuza over Chui, and that's not even my Chui bias talking--in my experience, that's a pretty common sentiment in the fandom. XD

lbr, he’s damn fine that VOICE. those HANDS. his huge pretty eyes and long eyelashes. he’s so TALL and BENDY and AWKWARD and a DORK and I love it. he’s so GREY and his haircut is so STUPID and I just want to allow him to snuggle a soft pink creature (aka Kisa)

ahem. anyway.

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KOKUTO NEJI (JACK JEANNE)

Who is Kokuto Neji?

Kokuto or Kuro is one of the love interests (LIs) in the otome game titled Jack Jeanne. He is the Boss/Leader/Director/Playwright/Lyricist of Quartz Class, he is also one of the third year students alongside Kai and Sarafumi.

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I just want to warn you that this is going to be a long ass post because this dude got me on CHOKEHOLD and second, WHY THE FUCK DID THEY MADE HIM SO FREAKIN' HOT?!

Okay, I have standards in otome games y'know? I like smart, kuuderes, serious/villain characters, with that being said, Kokuto is the urm kinda opposite, he's so freakin' loud, whimsical and eccentric for my taste.

When I started playing the game I was aiming for Mutsumi Kai, I was attracted to him because he is a classically handsome otome LI, and definitely exudes kuudere vibes lol. Despite the urge of playing Kai's route first, I decided to stick with the reviews, I've played Suzu, Fumi and Kai's route.

Wait whut? So where is Soshi and Mitsuki?

Okay, okay, believe me I really wanted to finish all the routes first before Kokuto but GODDAMN I just can't take it anymore I had to skipped Soshi and Mitsuki for him (I'm so sorry). I was so drawn by him, I felt like he's watching me from behind and telling me to PLEASE DO MY ROUTE ALREADY, you have no idea how daunting it is and how hard it is to resist the urge of playing his route because WHAT THE FUCK?

Why he got me on CHOKEHOLD [May Contain Minor/Major/Out of Context Spoiler]

Character Design: 10/10

Yeah I know, some of you will probably attack me for this rating because some players hated his hair, but let's not talk about that, I love his hair it suits him perfectly, period. I like his uniform a lot! He looks so neat and likes wearing long polo sleeves which I sooooo fuckin' love! I like his aesthetics because I can definitely do his style. I actually realized that he really does look like a film director. Also, those jaded eyes dude, those freakin' eyes, he looks like a CAT and I love cats! I think he deviates to the "usual" otome handsome LI due to his design that is very Tokyo Ghoul(ish), but nevertheless he is very very handsome and attractive, 100/10 would smash, lol.

Talent: 10/10

LISTEN y'all, Kokuto Neji is INSANELY TALENTED I'm telling you that! This is not even an exaggeration. His forte are writing and directing, but I was at complete shock that he can also ACT, SING, DANCE, and even WRITE A SONG! And oh, the fact that he can play both Jack and Jeanne roles is a major WOW to me. At first, I was not taking his acting seriously because he picks a role that is so so so random lol, often times he has been outshined by other characters but not until he played as Domina in Oh! Rama Havenna! like urgh! His acting is superb, there's already a foreshadowing about his personal story there. His singing voice is so gooooood as well, I love Ghost Party and Intense Confessions at the Confessional, he ate those songs up!

Kisa's inner monologue (same girl, same)

Yep he did that!

Personality: 9/10

Fuck my life and why I haven't met a person like him in real life? Haha! Kokuto is too complex since you'll never know what's going on inside his head, in fact, Kai mentioned that Kokuto doesn't know how to communicate very well despite his eccentricity, Neji can be very serious if it's related to acting projects, he can be cold asf, iykyk. It's a no brainer, Kokuto is a gifted one, a genius as called by many but because of that he tends to be selfish, inconsiderate, unreasonable and brutally honest at times, I think this is a conundrum with intelligent people in general. I also believed that the writers (Sui Ishida and Shin Towada) perfectly convey the word "genius" through Neji. While I admit that he is quite self-centered I think Neji just wants the best for the members and for the Quartz, he is the class leader and has the responsibility over them. He wanted to push everyone because he believed that they are more than capable of what they can offer.

Neji realizing that he went overboard, lol, he is so precious huhu

This hit me like a train

Of all LIs Kokuto's dialogues are my favorite, they are deep but at the same time very sensible, I like introspective people in real life. Also, Kokuto is so freakin' FUNNY! Oh good lord, you have no idea, there were no dull moments with him! I had to admit, his role as Crowley in their final performance almost got me so emotional but his comedic lines ruined it for me I ended up laughing instead, LOL! Despite being a troublemaker to Quartz and to his previous class I love how his teachers acknowledges his talent and even waited for him to finish the final script when they can just use the Univeil archive but they opted not to (Neji best boy >.<).

LMAO! This is probably one of his unforgettable dialogues!

STORY: 10/10

Despite all the spoilers I've read, his story still surprised me to a great extent. Okay, perhaps the main reason why I liked Kokuto is because his story and my personal story is similar even his contemplations/sentiments are the same as mine. Of course, unlike him I am no genius, just an average person but I also like doing things that piques my interest, we have the same blood type and love over food especially rice lol. I've read reviews about his route being lackluster or Kokuto being irrational, some even said that his route has a great potential but went down hill for some reason. I'd say Neji's route is not for everyone, of course he has flaws. With his experience with his father Kokuto formed a certain defense mechanism channeling his emotional burden to somebody else. Despite the trauma, Kokuto still respects his father, admired him as an excellent director, and even inspired him to become an excellent playwright. My mind and heart were so conflicted when Neji got his writer's block because huh? Why he can't accept the fact that he's inlove, of course he cannot think of anything duh? I emphatize with Kisa like it's not her fault to begin with, however I can't also invalidate Neji's feeling because after all he's protecting himself from potential heartache and because of his past experience *sob*. Moreover, it so refreshing too see Neji in stage acting as a lead actor, and bringing his own script to life. He's always been working so hard behind Quartz and let other members shine. Also, I am convinced that Neji purposely wrote the Sissia of the Central Nation for Kisa even without his route, I say this because I've played 3 routes before him and to think that the final play was actually based on Kisa's story is quite a mystery, perhaps he knew her secret after all?

Yes Chui, I agree.

ROMANCE: 100/10

Hoo boy we’ve come this far, aren’t we? Yeah, I mentioned that he deviates to the classically handsome otome, at first I was like “this character is so random, What's with the hair? Can he romance me tho? What is it going to be like?” Those questions became the driving force for me to finally give in! Also BRUH?! Kokuto’s affection events left me in awe, my heart really went “doki doki” did I also mentioned that I liked Kai?! Yes, Kai’s affection events were good but Neji went TRIPLE! He got me kicking my feet, giggling and twirling my hair, I had to put down my switch in order to process my emotions because goddamn what was even that for?! He was such a tease like I didn’t even expect those.

KYAHHHHH!!! This one left me in SHOOKT! Yep this is not an acting anymore lol

Despite JJ's limited romantic offerings, Kokuto's affection events can compete with Piofiore or other similar games I've played even without kissing CG or 18+ CGs, that's how impactful his route is. I'd say his route had a right amount of romance. His antics and exaggeration makes him even more adorable his lines were the best! I guess it all boils down to him being a writer and an actor, gosh he knows exactly how to play with words! My favorite line of his is probably during the Univeil Performance, the scene where Sissia (Kisa) and Crowley (Kokuto) where about to perform the final song: Sissia: I can’t understand 80% of what you say. Crowley: Though it may be trouble for you, I absolutely love the time I spend with you, speaking feverishly on the 80 percent you don’t understand DUDDDEEEEEEE this line particular is so touching! :( please help me to hold all these feels. After playing his route I can say that Kokuto and Kisa really fit and compliment each other and could make a power couple! (Me to myself: you wish that was you huh?) which actually make sense since Kokuto has always been looking for a "gear" as he claimed himself as the "mechanic"

That's it for my Kokuto Neji appreciation post, I am officialy brainrotting but I have to keep going I have like 9 otome titles to play with lol. I will be thinking about him until I'm 40. Ciao!

[blkkatsuki]

itachi for character ask gameeee :D !!

sorry this took so long to get to!!! here u go ^_^!!

favorite thing about them

It's pretty hard for me to pick one specific favorite thing about any character but uhmmmm, if I had to choose I'd definitely say uh his gorgeous lashes. can we talk about that actually like why does he just naturally serve cunt. Also, the fact that he knocked on the door when going to kidnap Naruto is so funny to me I love that.

least favorite thing about them

Okay so my least favorite thing about him is less to do with him and more to do with like, Naruto's writing I suppose?? I just hate how Itachi is portrayed as some ""hero"" like it came out of nowhere and it's just not true,,,,,he is a very flawed individual idc if he killed his clan for the sake of the Leaf idc if he's loyal to the Leaf like fuck that village😭

favorite line

"And whatever you do from here on out, know this– No matter what I will love you always" makes me go insane literally I nearly started bawling my eyes out when I first heard it

brOTP

Him and Kisame r funny I want to see them go fishing or something,, or him and Konan they should be friends methinks

OTP

Itadei (sorry🤞🏽)

nOTP

Kisa//ita weirds me out ngl so I don't like it much at ALLLL

random headcanon

I actually dont have much hcs for him but uhhhh, he would pet random stray cats. Also trans/genderqueer itachi too, ita is NAWT cis to me

unpopular opinion I don't think most of my opinions of him are unpopular so honestly I don't have anything 2 say here.

song i associate with them

I can't even lie I mostly listen to rap metal and like. Megan Thee Stallion so not many songs I listen to really scream Itachi but I suppose I associate Borderline by Tame Impala with him <3

favorite picture of them

THISSSSSSSS he is so cute here :(((

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Who are your top 7 favorite ships ever (can be canon or non canon) from any media? Why do you love them? Thanks 🌻

hi anon. first of all, I am so sorry for only answering your ask now. I know you sent this twice. I had an answer in my drafts and then just. forgot to return to it. I made 16 drafts since getting your ask, so it got buried, apologies. I make a lot of posts that I just hide in the drafts and they never see the light of day. my draft count right now is 174...

also, assuming that the other ask I got is from the same anon, or maybe it's different, idk. regardless, yes I got the fanfiction ask. I'll answer it maybe uhh tomorrow or something.

as for my actual answer.

gonna be honest, my favorites change a lot. also, I know I have more than 7 ships, surely. but I can only think of 5 atm that I consider to be, like, at the very top of the pile. they are:

mitsukisa (jack jeanne) - how do I even begin to describe mitsukisa. there's an emotional intimacy to them that's just so tender and accepting. it's about quiet trust and vulnerability. the mortifying ordeal of being known, etc etc. the fact that both mitsuki and kisa wanted to resolve their personal issues privately, but because they're theater actors, they ended up using the play they're acting in to resolve them publicly, which is what they feared doing in the first place. they can be read as romantic, but also as queerplatonic. they fuck around with gender. when mitsuki said, "what? are you jealous? that I'm a better girl than you" meanwhile kisa is in most cases a better jack than him. oh rama havenna was so good I shipped them as their actor selves (mitsuki and kisa) and as their stage roles (rukiora and chicchi). love mtsks. play jack jeanne.

2B/9S (nier automata) - I don't want to delve into spoilers, but they're doomed into living and loving and killing each other in tragic cycles.

suzalulu (code geass) - I watched code geass when I was a teenager and szll just imprinted on me. they're the blueprint. they're doomed to be foils who meet a poetic, tragic end. they speedrun every dynamic ever. they would have taken over the world in 4 episodes and ended the plot early if they just dated.

shiguang (link click) - yet another "doomed by the narrative" not really ship. are you seeing a pattern? but actually, what sold me on them wasn't all the "chase you to the end of the world" stuff. that came later. what initially got me was when I was first watching S1, I thought the earthquake arc would have devastating effects on their relationship. listen, I didn't know what I was getting into with link click, but I thought that was expected. it's ripe for drama! but how do they handle the fight? they put their side business on hold but they still keep being roommates. they still do their day job. they still talk. they're still upset but they give each other space but not to the point where they can't stand existing in each other's spaces. that's when I realized that oh, they really trust each other. they have a very solid foundation for their relationship that not even the earthquake arc can break. they're pretty level-headed about this, actually, all things considered? all the doomed yaoi stuff came later, but that's just the cherry on top. it's the way they handled conflict and disappointment in S1 that got me. "let's still call her elizabeth, okay?" and then kittyguang and puppyshi just quietly stay on the sofa all night. little moments like that. post-earthquake arc lu guang getting cheng xiaoshi milk tea and the elizabeth chibi shorts are what truly, truly sold me on them. and while I do genuinely love the doinghua the most, if we're talking purely from a shipping perspective and not plot? I sometimes prefer the manhua more lol. or like. S1 = chibi shorts > manhua >>> yingdu >> S2. not sure about live action yet because I do like what he xu brings to the table but I haven't finished the show.

quanyin (tgcf) - it's kinda funny, because my favorite mxtx protagonist is obviously shen yuan from svsss. but in terms of shipping? I firmly believe mxtx peaked with quanyin. the imagery of a crumbling palace behind yin yu as quan yizhen was looking at him, all proud, while yin yu grappled with the complicated feelings of being surpassed and chased and hating it? absolutely perfect. quan yizhen's sincerity contrasted with yin yu's resentment. somehow, in a novel that's literally about hualian, quanyin is the ship that stood the test of time for me. you have to let it marinate in your brain a little. you could argue it's the evolution of certain svsss ships, if they were written in a different novel. but if we're just choosing from the canon mxtx couples though, my favorite would be wangxian.

you asked 7 and I only gave 5 and I really could not think of an additional two that's like, a cut above the rest in my personal preferences. but I'll add here some wlw ships that I like, to even out the genders here. they aren't in my top personal favorites, but they're up there, and highly recc them regardless.

farcille (dungeon meshi) - here's where the recency bias comes in lol because I just finished the anime very very recently and I've yet to catch up to the manga. but I am so very much in favor of marcille performing forbidden necromancy magic and planning to cannibalize her girlfriend, and how those two things are very reasonable and not the actual issue if they ever got together. the actual source of conflict would be (as I've come to understand it) falin's own passivity and marcille grappling with the tension of her and falin being from two different races with different lifespans. I think that's a very interesting lens to view a fictional relationship.

kyosaya (pmmm) - you'd think, given that I love shiguang from link click, that I'd be all in on madohomu. and I mean, I do like them, do not get me wrong. but kyoko and sayaka just resonated with me a bit more. their stories are more human, and I was personally more interested in exploring the magical girl theme through their relationship than through madohomu. like, the desire to be free vs to do good, how kindness bleeds into selfishness, and in the end they're the two sides of the same coin. when kyoko said, "hey god, if you're there, my life sucked. so for once, please, let me have a happy dream." then in rebellion, "I had a nightmare where you died." man.

also not in my top favorites. but! as a bonus. I kinda want to throw in shion/KOS-MOS (xenosaga) too, but they're from an old game you probably can't play anymore. I don't even like, recommend playing it tbh, just watch it on youtube. girl who god likes to talk to creates a loyal robot who can destroy the universe and slowly becomes more human throughout the course of the series, and also she has the soul of mary magdalene. yeah. man. I miss xenosaga.

also I just realized that aside from mitsukisa and farcille. every ship here has "not meant to be together" vibes from the narrative lol. so I guess that's the secret ingredient I personally like

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Anime Update V2 49

NOTICE: There’ll be something of a hiatus before the next of these posts due to two reasons - it’s the big V2 50 and I want to prepare extra for it, and I’m currently on vacation and started on a special anime rewatch (my current icon should clue you in).

Tokyo Magnitude 8.0 - Episode 1 of this series was certainly something, spending its whole run time on just showing us what the main characters are doing at that time in their lives, a steady but anxious build up to when Mirai tempts fate by saying the whole world could break apart for all she cared...and then at that very moment, it does. Even before the earthquake, this is a bit of a challenge to sit through since Mirai is just such an unlikable little shit of a main protagonist, but I love that she is because it’s in a very human, dare I say even relatable sort of way and adds that much more weight to the drama that’s going to be unfolding with her as our lead. In the dub, Luci Christian is almost unrecognizable in her performance as Mirai, same going for Tiffany Grant as her little brother Yuki. Side characters aren’t so fortunate, as the likes of Brittany Karbowski and Greg Ayres are very distinct to make out, and apparently they will be used a lot. Lastly, that “M/elody” ending song is a major banger!

Hunter x Hunter - While Hisoka meets back up with the Spiders as they intend on tracking down a Nen user whose ability can remove others' Nen, and Gon continues his training with Biscuit while Killua is recuperating his hands, Team Tsezgerra takes on Team Genthru. And after all that action, there was a startling twist at the end where Tsezgerra exits the game but finds no one on guard where all the Greed Island consoles are stored, finds Mr. Battera crying as he reveals the whole deal behind the game has been cancelled, and then Team Genthru break in there too, free to reign as they please!

Fruits Basket - An episode that started out cute with a talk between Hiro and Kisa turns into a major downer when we follow Rin and finally learn her devastating backstory. On top of the parents who adopted her being super fake and ultimately heartless creatures who had no business looking after a child in the first place, the romantic relationship with Haru that she got into causes her more trouble when she starts fearing that she’s going to drag him down and keep him bound to the Zodiac Curse, and then just to pile the trauma on more, Akito fucking pushes her off a balcony and sends her to the hospital! No wonder this poor girl is so beyond messed up now...

Date A Live S4 - Uh...okay, I noted that something was off when it looked like Shido was going to be killed in his room only for him to not be, but I totally didn’t anticipate the reveal of him having been killed by DEM already and having been saved from such deaths 204 times by Kurumi. Suddenly, everything about what Kurumi had been doing these past few episodes, the whole deal with Shido included, made so much more sense. The reveal I did see coming, however, was that <PHANTOM>, mysterious agent of the Spirit of Origins who’s created all the other Spirits, is actually Reine...or at least some version of her since the Reine we know is still with the Ratatyskr crew elsewhere at the same time. And then the episode just sort of ends without any finality, but we’re told that this is leading directly into Date A Live 5, the final season. Will have to await that for a while, but I hope it ends up looking and playing out better than this season did. 

Re:ZERO - Picked this up with two episodes that showed us a return to the capitol, the gathering of the Royal Selection candidates (Emilia, Priscilla, Krusch and Anastasia), the surprise reveal of Felt as the fifth and final candidate because apparently she has a noble blood lineage and Reinhard decides to be her knight (and while I’m selective about when I support systemic reformations via anarchy and forceful upheavals, I’m 100% with my girl Felt on her intended revolution based on what we’ve seen of this place!), Subaru being a dumbass by deliberating disobeying Emilia and showing up at the event (and some hints that Roswaal might’ve factored that into his mysterious plans), uncomfortable prejudice and scorn being thrown at Meelie for being a silver-haired half elf, and Sir Julius being totally justified in his anger at Subaru only to then take that rage completely off the rails by challenging him to a duel to the death over it! Geezus!

But it was everything after Subaru got thoroughly clobbered by Julius that sticks out the most in my memory, this absolutely breathtakingly harsh final scene between him and Emilia where Subaru is berated and tries over and over to justify to Emilia (and to himself) why he had to do what he did for her sake and to repay the debt he believes he owes her for all the loops she’s helped him in, all while holding Emilia up on a pedestal that she never asked to be put on. But as Meelie refuses to take his shit, eventually the guy just completely cracks and goes full Mask Off, rambling about how it’s actually he who should be owed a debt by Emilia for all the great things he’s done for her, that the courage and generosity he’s shown her and all the help he’s given her entitles him to the best treatment, including being Emilia’s knight. I was slackjawed at this moment and internally rooting for Meelie to LEAVE. HIS. ASS. And thank heavens, that’s what she does. Seeing how unstable and needy he is, and how poisonous their association with each other has gotten, Emilia cuts ties with Subaru and leaves him in the recovery room a pitiful, sobbing wreck. And folks, this is only the peak of the downhill slope! Rock bottom still awaits Subaru Natsuki in episodes to come...

Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works - Honestly I found it a bit unnecessary to follow the premiere with ANOTHER one hour special episode just to catch us up with Shirou and explain where Saber came from. It was interesting to see some ground retread for this animation style and these new dub VAs, and also some material never adpated in the Deen anime (I particularly liked seeing Matt Mercer-voiced Kiritsugu again, that shit hits hard after Fate Zero), the one detriment is still Shirou’s voice. Bryce Papenbrook’s weird midway between Naegi and Nagito that he uses doesn’t do it for me, so I’m always going to think of Sam Reigel as Shirou Emiya. 

Symphogear G - The final two episodes of this season matched up in both expectation and quality to its predecessor. The fight between Kirika and Shirabe leading to them just holding nothing back in confessing love to each other was not a surprise, though seeing Shirabe also having Fine’s soul and abilities, Kirika’s attempted suicide, and a divine meeting with Fine herself certainly were. Also sort of predicted but still loved seeing Chris turn out to be a double agent, having worked out a deal with Tsubasa without a single word needing to be spoken between them. The big turnaround for Maria, the last stand of Dr. Ver, and the passing of Nastassja were perfectly satisfactory (Ver’s super Extra hamminess, constant cowardice, and big mental breakdown were especially great to watch), and we got a cosmic level final battle to put the previous finale’s final action to shame! Hibiki being totally free of the Gugnir scrap in her heart, Miku playing a key part in saving the day, the villainous Symphogears now joining the main friend group, and the message at the end were all multiple cherries on top of a concoction that already tasted so sweet. 

MAR - Nanashi VS Gallian. This is what the whole round was being built up to since before it started, so it had better damn be interesting. And oooh man, was it ever. Turns out Gallian is the former leader of Nanashi’s guild who’d found Nanashi and brought him into the guild, gave him a name, trained him and worked alongside him as a brother, and made him his successor...but Nanashi at first could not recall any of this because Gallian had wiped his memory of him! Seeing Galian with the Chess Pieces now, I thought to myself  “wouldn’t it be something if we learn how far back this goes and that Gallian was never that good a guy to start with...”, and the show went on to give me exactly that! This scumbag even let Peta slaughter so many of his former comrades and raze his old home to the ground, feeling no remorse for trading it all out for power! Once we knew this, I was really wanting to see Nanashi take him down, and the moment it happened was oh so glorious to witness.

Gintama - Circled back around to that beach episode I gave a pass on earlier since I’m on a beach vacation right now. Odd Jobs, Otae, and Taizo Hasegawa head to the beach to get rid of a monster that's been terrorizing the area. It goes about exactly as you’d expect.

AND

Gurren Lagann, Kill La Kill, & Sakugan - Gurren Lagann was just Gurren Lagann (the weird as shit episode 6 that seems to exist just to riff on stupid anime tropes while reveling in its own stupidity and making fools of every character) and Kill La Kill was just Kill La Kill (Nui’s majorly trolling and Ryuko’s majorly hating, at the cost of poor Senketsu!), Sakugan was an entirely new experience. I’ll admit that the main characters names made me laugh a lot of times when they got spoken (”Gagumber” and “Memempu” just sound so silly), and the whole thing was just all kinds of strange and goofy for the most part, but the idea that they’re a single father and daughter team out to survive in an enviornment where there are kaiju and other such hazards out to kill them definitely has promise. Also, that death of the other father-daughter team - what was that? That was so much tonally darker and more dramatic than anything else in the episode! Are such random demises going to be a thing here? Cuz I think we’d need more mental preparation and down time!

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Younger Somas w Reader Who Uses Petnames

**NOT INCLUDING KISA AND HIRO, THOSE ARE WHOLE ASS CHILDREN**

YUKI

Takes him a hot second to figure out what’s going on

“Did you,, mean me?”

yes i meant u bb 💕

Takes a while to adjust to it, but loves it sm

Makes him feel so loved and wanted

Gets to the point where if you use his given name, he thinks you’re mad

Doesn’t matter if ur relationship is platonic or romantic

Mans just craves that little bit of constant validation that he is as dear to you as you are to him

KYO

“who the Fuck do you think you’re talking to???”

Uhh, you?

H A T E S. IT.

“Stop treating me like a damn kid!”

i mean,, he secretly loves it

But that’s a secret he’ll take to his grave

Probably tries to do it too, but panics and it comes out a lil mean

Ends up sticking to dumbass (affectionate)

He’s gotta be Real sappy to use an actual pet name, so it’s not very often it happens

KAGURA

Thinks you are the best thing on this goddamned Earth

“hey honey?”

“YES LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THE NEXT”

She is giggling and blushing and kicking her feet

Gets upset if you call others “her” petnames

^^ this usually incites violence

Watch ur words if you wanna keep your head

MOMIJI

Finds it adorable

“AHHH DOES THIS MEAN YOU LOVE ME??”

“I LOVE YOU TOO MEINE SONNE”

The type to come up with the stupidest, most embarrassing pet names for you

Also the type to tease you whenever you use any petnames

Fake pouts whenever you use them for anyone else

“Does this mean i’m not your favourite anymore 🥺🥺”

HATSUHARU

Honestly??

Doesn’t even register to him

Just,,, responds without hesitation nor thought

“Baby?”

“Ya?”

“Ohmigodimsosorry-”

“What, am I not baby?”

Does it in return without thinking as well

It’s just kinda,,, A Thing

ISUZU (RIN)

“who the Fuck do you think you’re talking to” part 2

“do you want me to stop?”

“,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, no”

Peak validation for my girl here

Sometimes uses pet names back

But its so rare that when she does it’ll K.O you

The most often you’ll hear them is when she’s talking to you while you’re (supposed to be) asleep

Don’t ever tell her though, because she’ll stop in an instant

RITSU

Embarrassment 100

Thinks she’s not worthy of such high praise

Tries to compliment you, or use pet names back but is so overwhelmed that it’s difficult

“No!! You are a peasweet!! WAIT NO IM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME”

Please give her gender affirming pet names

She’ll cry

She’s so grateful for you 💕

[mermaidsirennikita]

who, in your personal but expert opinion, are the sexiest vampires?

Well, my friend, I'm so glad you just happened to ask!!!

Walter Deville, Vampire King (and follower of The Principle) of The Invitation. Walter will show up when you least expect it in a wife beater and be like "I love your pottery" and you'll be like Walter I'm a serious artist they're ceramics and he'll go "haha I love your *airquotes* ceramics" but he also growls and looks so fucking good when he's telling you about how he's actually Dracula after drugging you that you won't care.

....I was an Angel girl.................................. I really liked how tall he was........ Lol the appeal of Angel was also that he could become a total sociopath at any point in time, though, right? Like do you know how thrilling it would be to edge Angel??? You'd always have to stop jacking him off at the last minute, or like, if you were THEORETICALLY blowing Angel it would be like--it would be like trying to avoid getting cum in your hair, but with 10000x higher stakes. I live for that danger.

Listen I saw the Fright Night remake once but I remember Colin Farrell telling a teenage boy that the boy's mom was "ripe" and that... made an impression on me. I remember nothing else from this film.

Vlad in Dracula Untold. PURE SEX. Luke Evans murdered this role. So much angst, so much longing for his wife (both for her blood and her pussy, he would've destroyed that period sex), the orgasmic blood drinking.... Fantastic. I WANT A SEQUEL.

Miriam in The Hunger. Catherine Deneuve as a bisexual 80s femme fatale vampire. What else do you want? Check and mate.

Santanico Pandemonium/Kisa, From Dusk Till Dawn. I mean, I'm more attached to the Kisa version, obviously, though she is also EXTREMELY hot. And Salma Hayek is... very annoying in real life. But like, obviously, she made a huge impression on my young mind in the movie, and Eiza was a MORE than worthy successor.

[ridiasfangirlings]

Saw an ask of munakata being shimi step dad. But what if shimi became muna secret love child? How do you think homra and s4 will react?

I feel like this wouldn’t be that big of a secret, Munakata would definitely want Fushimi to call him ‘dad’ and do all kinds of father/son bonding XD Maybe fiddle with the ages some and say Munakata is the same age as Kisa, she would definitely have been attracted to his charisma and maybe they had some small fling when Munakata was back in Japan visiting before going overseas to college. Shortly after Kisa hooked up with Niki and she didn’t realize she was pregnant until after, because of the timing the child could belong to either man. She assumes Fushimi is Niki’s child but then after Niki dies she ends up telling Fushimi all this and Fushimi gets a DNA test that confirms he isn’t Niki’s son. To Fushimi this isn’t much of a relief though, like even if he doesn’t have that guy’s DNA he was still ‘raised’ by Niki and he doesn’t even care about who his real dad is because all dads suck. 

Then when he joins S4 of course Munakata knows, he’s probably known for longer than Fushimi did. He reveals himself as Fushimi’s dad and Fushimi immediately wonders if this is the only reason Munakata wanted him in the clan. Munakata says it isn’t, he was drawn to Fushimi’s talents and abilities, however he does admit that he’s hoping they can have a close relationship now. Fushimi is of course like ‘no thanks’ but Munakata is nothing if not persistent, he feels bad that he didn’t get to help raise his cute child and he’s now determined to make up for all their time apart. To the rest of the squad it just seems like Munakata’s being doting because that’s how he is, none of them realize that Fushimi is Munakata’s son.

Then it eventually comes out, maybe Homra and S4 were working together on something post-ROK and Fushimi gets injured, they all go to the hospital and there Munakata is able to get info on Fushimi’s condition as his ‘father.’ Everyone assumes this is just like Munakata doing something to the records since Fushimi joined as a minor but Munakata reveals that no he actually is Fushimi’s father. I could see Yata just choking like wait what the actual fuck, he knew that Fushimi’s shitty dad wasn’t his bio dad but hearing that the Blue King of all people is Fushimi’s actual dad is just weird. Kusanagi dryly says he can see the resemblance, Munakata misses the sarcasm and is proudly like yes I am aware. The S4 guys just figure well I guess that explains why Captain was doting on him all the time, and of course now that everyone knows Munakata intends to be even more fatherly towards his gloomy child. There might be some rumblings among the S4 rank and file that Fushimi got his position via nepotism but I imagine most members would assume that no wonder Fushimi-san is so skilled, he takes after his father, and Munakata is just so proud to hear people say that. Fushimi meanwhile now has to keep telling Munakata that no I will not call you ‘dad’ and wanting everyone to just forget they ever found out about this.

[thirstybtsthoughts]

You know, knowing koo's general fascination and taste for piercings, I can imagine him going absolutely feral if you have a genital piercing or two.

Actually, if his partner has a pussy, he routinely eats them out, probably more than getting his dick sucked. I know there are many who think otherwise but no, the boy always aims high and to please, you are cumming atleast twice before he can get his dick inside you. —maybe I'll write this drabble one day, but for now.. think you have no visible piercings or tattoos on you, you look and behave very naive and innocent, he probably thinks you are scared of needles, so of course, his pretty angel has no piercings, of course they're transfixed on his because they're too much of a baby to have their own.

His delicate, innocent baby.

But imagine the first time he gets you naked, he thinks he's all high and mighty, the one with experience, he's gotta lead you through this tango and he's coaxing your legs apart, and bam, you have piercings. I can almost see him malfunction because fuck that's hot! It takes a minute of being koo- babe, you okay? is everything okay? we can stop if you don't— before he's back in reality with you, and he looks at you, almost drooling, eyes blown out and already looking fucked out, you-you have piercings?

And trust me, it will take a minute of him making sure that he doesn't cum right then and there, and then he goes to town. You'll probably end up with atleast twice as much orgasms as any of your previous lovers have given you.

Now that he has a lip piercing, I'm wondering how it'll feel to have it against you as he eats you out. The cold feeling of the metal against your sensitive skin.. Imagine him spreading your thighs apart, to fully be able to focus on your sexiest features, his tattooed and ringed hands grabbing your soft thighs, blunt nails pressing into you as he keeps your legs spread, bare for him to feast on. Imagine him running his sinful tongue over his lips, while looking at you, hooded eyes, lustful look and all. Imagine him coming so close to you, smiling innocently as you squirm and pant because do something, anything, please.

Imagine him cocking his head to the side, give you a childish giggle and the first lick. You probably gasp, eyes wide because continue.

What baby? Tell me, what do you want? And you plead for his tongue, and only then does he dive in and diving in is exactly what he does.

Imagine him sucking on your clit, licking and rolling his tongue over the bundle of nerves, hands still keeping your legs apart.

Imagine each time your squirm, his lip piercing touches your clit and the coldness of it, makes the whole thing too much for you to handle. In the middle of it though, he probably stops and takes it slow.. just because. Imagine your hands were bound and you are struggling because you need to hold onto something and his face his so far out of reach. You want to hike your hips and grind onto his face, but he's far too controlling to let you do that as long as you are bound. What if the bounds came loose because you were tugging on it so much? What if you in a moment of complete frustration and loss of control, pounce on the man, pin him to the very bed you were being eaten out on and grind yourself on his face. Imagine his shock for a second as you position yourself over his face, doe eyes worried and then, suddenly being sat on. If anything this is going to prompt more and harsher works on your clit. You are a moaning, sloppy mess as you rub yourself on his face, hands running through his hair.

I'm just going crazy because honestly, his lip piercing and pussy is all I can truly think about because each kisa he plants will give you the cold press of the piercing too. I've lost my sleep and sanity over this.

Also, Bunny really? You could have named me snow leaf, winter leaf, snow flake garden, winter garden anything and you go for... Snowflake herb 🙄😂 I love how your brain works, so straight and right to the point but so different from what I was expecting 😂

— ❄️🌿 anon [ snowflake herb anon ]

OHHH HOW MY PUSSY ACHES AND WEEPS FOR THIS 😩😩💦💦

I was gasping and low key moaning as I read this 😂, my goodness the addition of JK's lip piercing has brought on a whole new level to these fantasies 🥵🥵💦

Also your writing is excellent 😍😍😍

Also omg I'm sorryyy!! Haha what I do is I use the literal emoji name to make is easy 😂, and the only reason I even name you all with words is incase you're on different devices and the emoji's don't show 🥺, so y'all can search yourself by using the words instead. OKAY you are officially renamed winter garden anon 😁. I'll try to remember it on your next ask 😊.

[couldbebetterforsure]

Okay folks I’m back from my vacation, so now I can go back to posting about my Jack Jeanne playthrough!!!! I finished the Fall Performance before my vacation but I didn’t have time to post my thoughts before I left, so let’s get to it then!

Man, Mary Jane as a play was so creepy and wild and enjoyable! I loved how it managed to be both fucked up and lighthearted at the same time??? Also it just may have my favorite play related CGs so far because WOW there were some fantastic CGs for this play!!! Mary Jane herself is such a fun and sad character in how lonely she is and how warped she is by that loneliness, and yet how kind she also is. Fumi yet again did a wonderful job in this role! All the ghosts managed to be funny and sweet characters. Suzu, Neji, Mitsuki, and Otori did wonderfully (while also having the funniest costumes I let out such a dumb laugh when I saw Suzu’s)! Otori I think you’re meant for the weird roles, just embrace your fate…And man were Figaro and Charles just sooooo delightfully unhinged! Kisa, my girl, she truly did a masterful job in her second Jack role and that maniacal laugh of hers was fucking incredible. But Sou…fucking Soshiro Yonaga…holy fucking shit!!!! More on him later….But anyways the pair were also pitiful in that along with their hatred of ghosts, it’s understandable that they were so angry at Mary specifically for (albeit unknowingly) using their friends’ corpses to make Jacob and man Figaro going absolutely batshit after Charles died because that’s his brother, his twin…What absolutely fun villains! Well at least they can be together as ghosts, right?

Some more A+ music from the play! A Friend Without a Name was such a lovely tune, reminded me in many ways of a music box. Fumi and Kai had some wonderful choreography for this song. Hallelujah Shout the name of God, My Friends was my favorite of the three for sure! I loved how it shifted so much and the way Kisa, Sou, and Fumi’s voices all came together! Ghost Party is a very close second, it’s so damn catchy!!! Like I wasn’t really feeling it when I heard the instrumental during the practice but when I got to hear the actual performance I was bouncing along so much I fucked up the rhythm game 😂😂😂 Still got the SS rank though ✌️ Then again, I am playing the rhythm games on normal mode, which is SUPER forgiving regarding how much you can fuck up and still get the best rank.

And good GRIEF the drama going on with Quartz throughout all of this! I mentioned this earlier but the sheer shock I felt when the cast list first came out and Sou didn’t get a named role. I truly didn’t expect that to happen! I figured there’s no way that doesn’t change, it doesn’t seem right, but I was getting worried there as we got closer and closer to performance day! The buildup to what happened with Sou for the Fall Performance had been building up slowly, like I’ve said before he’s shown he’s getting frustrated with his performance on stage. Especially when compared to how Kisa and Suzu, his two closest friends in Univeil, have been performing in the last two plays…I said before that what he needed was the chance to prove himself in a role that truly clicked for him. But then he wasn’t given a named role for Mary Jane…And geez you see how badly that destroys him despite him trying to stay his polite and soft spoken self, to the point of even ignoring Kisa and Suzu. Which all comes to a head when Suzu and Sou have their big fight, which leads to Sou being the loudest I’ve ever heard him at that point in the game. While I was so uncomfortable in that fight because “nooo boys please you’re friends don’t do this 😭😭😭”, I liked that I could get both sides of the argument. Because on Suzu’s end one of his closest friends has suddenly started ignoring him and won’t explain anything and it’s also clearly hurting another one of their mutual friends (Kisa), while on Sou’s end his insecurities and frustration at how his own efforts aren’t matching up to what he wants and how his friends are seemingly getting where they want to be so easily and seemingly aren’t as gutted by disappointment made him reach his breaking point.

Coupled with Sou’s drama is Suzu’s own drama. Suzu struggling to play a villain role so unlike who he is, a cunning guy. Gosh when I heard Suzu was gonna okay a villain I was sooooooooo hyped!!! He struggled but that’s the thing about Suzu, he struggles but he gets there eventually because he doesn’t stop trying. I was so ready to see him as the cunning and arrogant Jean Jose!!! But then…his injury…You know I remembered a while back a random Suzu event I saw had him mention a scar on his ankle if I remember right, and I was like 👀 at that info but then it was never brought up again so I thought it was just a random fun fact or something. But then as the weeks went on for the Fall Performance, Suzu was shown occasionally struggling with his foot. I actually thought maybe he sprained it in that early practice scene but then I remembered that scar thing and was like “👀👀👀👀👀 oh????? is it related?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!!” And then BAM!!! My poor sweet boy’s ankle couldn’t hold out anymore…Gosh that reveal that he had to give up kendo because of how bad the injury was…And how acting, specifically Univeil performances, gave him a reason to keep going again and a new dream…But now his ankle gave out and now there’s that chance acting could be taken from him too. I wonder if we’ll get more info on his injury, specifically what caused it. Because I admit I’m not too familiar with kendo but I’ve seen some pictures and stuff of it, and I can’t figure out what on earth happened to Suzu that injured him THAT badly. Based on a convo with Neji earlier, I can guess either he or the person he was sparring with wasn’t careful enough but I’d like more details. But yeah seeing how much of a brave face he was putting on, especially when he was cleared to come back but no longer had a role in the play. That scene between him and Kisa when he admits how scared he is murdered me…My poor sweetheart….

Also the way that before the fight was officially cleared up between Suzu and Sou the two of them were already friends again. Sou wanting to practice all the play lines to help Suzu and Kisa with rehearsals while Suzu told Neji to give the role to Sou if he couldn’t stand on stage himself. The way Suzu had no hard feelings towards Sou about being replaced. Sou at the end of the performance telling Suzu that HE is the one Sou doesn’t wanna lose to most 😭😭😭😭 I love all of Quartz so much but the first years are special to me because they really are the best friend trio.

And maaaan, Quartz really does have the best senpai in the world!!! Mitsuki, Fumi, and Kai all helping out Suzu, Kisa, and Sou respectively regarding the fight. Mitsuki and Fumi both standing up to Utsuri and Kakuto when they wanted to start shit with poor Kisa. The fact that Neji at the last moment added an entirely new character to the play just so that Suzu wouldn’t be left out! I mean when they changed the okay so that Sou would play Figaro and as Charles’ brother instead, Neji only needed to fix stuff related to that. But he also went and gave Suzu a new role that wouldn’t stress his ankle out because he knew that despite Suzu trying to be lighthearted about it he desperately wanted to stand on the stage too. For all that Neji thrives on chaos he’s much kinder than he lets on ☺️

Anyways, Sou’s acting in Mary Jane was nuts, absolutely bonkers. The way he kept such a calm tone for most of the play before starting to yell some lines once Figaro and Charles revealed their true purpose. And then…the masterpiece…Figaro’s screaming after Charles died….I truly thought Sou was gonna throw his voice out with how absolute batshit those screams were. How did his VA manage to NOT destroy his voice??? And the CG that accompanied that moment? Perfection. You know half of the audience went home and had nightmares after that. But yeah I was right, Sou got the role that clicked for him. He got to showcase what he’s made of and I can only hope he’ll improve from here! And he deserved that reward, I would’ve entered this game and fought all of Univeil if he didn’t get anything after that performance. Also I really loved Fumi finally getting a chance to be free and not be so tied down from being Quartz’s responsible senpai and getting to truly showcase his skill by competing with Kisa and Sou.

Final note, while I loved Mary Jane and think everything that went down in the Fall Performance arc was great, I’m sad we never got Jean Jose realized. I wanted to see my boy Suzu play a villain role 😞😞😞 Neji, babe, please come through for me and give me the gift of villain Suzu for the Winter Performance! Please do me this one solid, Neji 🙏

[dontcare77ghj]

Underestimated

Team x reader

Dating six of the Avengers was not an easy task. When the six were a mix of chaotic, childish, and deadly, you had your work cut out for you.

Over the three years you'd been together with your partners, you'd had to deal with a lot. Assholes who wanted to kill your partners, assholes who aspired to kill you to hurt them, assholes in general, and the daily threats they brought to their own lives.

But you wouldn't leave them for the world.

The seven of you had had to work through so many things, and Odin help the moron who underestimated what your partners, or you, could do.

"Hi, Cheri." You smiled as you picked up your phone. "You do know I know it's the middle of the night over there, right? You and Tony better not be working instead of sleeping again."

"Hello to you too." Bruce chuckled. 

"I resent that, baby girl," Tony said, announcing his presence. "Brucie-bear and I have great sleeping patterns."

"You really don't." Natasha cut in. 

"Tony! Nat! Am I on speakerphone? Is everyone there?" You asked, sitting up in your chair.

"We're all here, babydoll," Steve said.

"Hi, Y/N."

"Greetings, princess."

"Hi, boys." You grinned. "You know, I'm really happy to hear from you all, but you better not be starting something over the phone. I'm in a house with too many family members to be trying any of this."

"That's not why we called you," Natasha said, smirk clear.

"This time," Tony added. "Keep your mind open on that front, baby girl."

"We actually just really needed to talk to you," Steve admitted.

"Long day, you lot?"

"You could say that." Clint snorted.

"You want to tell me all about it? It might make you feel better." You offered.

The six launched into an explanation of their day. Explaining the figure Thaddeus Ross, the deal he had offered the entirety of Avengers, and his threats.

"Please tell me none of you signed those accords." You begged. "Or are thinking of signing them."

"No, we told him to fuck off," Clint told you. "We shredded the paperwork and sent him on his way."

"Ross wanted to place Thor, Bruce, Wanda, and Vision under special surveillance that basically was giving them tracking chips," Natasha informed you. “He was acting as if they’re a threat.”

"He's fortunate I did not introduce his face to Mjolnir," Thor said, causing Tony to cackle.

"I wish you would have done that." Tony gasped. "I would pay to see that."

"Don't attack government officials, please." You pleaded with your partners. "Even if they are assholes."

"She's right. I don't want to bail any of you out." Bruce agreed.

"Don't think you can bail anyone out in that situation," Steve grumbled.

"I think you all need to keep clear of this guy." You told them. "Don't sign anything he gives you. He sounds like a moron, but he's a moron in power."

"Trust me, kisa, I won't let anyone sign his accords," Natasha promised you. 

"We can be trusted on our own," Tony said. "You don't need to watch us."

"The point is, we won't be signing the accords," Bruce said before Tony could continue. "None of us agree with them."

"You know I'm proud of you all, right?" You prompted. "Sticking to what you stand for, standing up to the government. You all help so many people, and I know that this job isn't easy, and I've seen what it does to you, but you still do it. Anyone else would have quit, but not you. I'm so proud of you all, and I love you."

"Okay, if we can't have sexy times over the phone, you're not allowed to give us loving messages like that when we can't be with you," Tony said thickly, causing you to giggle.

"I'll be back in three days. It's not that long." You reminded him.

"Remind me you said that next time we leave for three days," Clint said. "I want to remind you of your own words."

"Nat, can you hit him for me?" You asked, receiving a quiet smack and Clint's yelp in response. "I'll be back in three days." You reiterated. "And then I'll be home, and the seven of us can celebrate you lot defying the government again."

"Sweetheart, there's someone here to see you." Your mother said, entering the backyard. "They insisted on waiting out front."

"Did they give you a name?" You asked, eyebrows crinkling.

"No, but they said they're an old friend if that helps."

It really didn't.

Exiting the front of your mother's home, a man with greying hair was standing in the garden.

"Can I help you?" You asked, crossing your arms. 

"Y/N L/N, it's nice to finally meet you in person." The man greeted. "Your photos don't do you justice."

"Alright, I think you need to leave, sir. Before I'm forced to call the police." You said, narrowing your eyes at him.

"They wouldn't be able to help. Allow me to introduce myself, Thaddeus Ross." Ross smirked, holding his hand out.

"Leave now. I don't want anything to do with you, and neither do my partners." You said, stepping back to the door.

"Once again, I wouldn’t do that.You see that van across the street?" Ross asked, pointing to a black van with his thumb. "If given the order, my men will storm this house and kill everyone inside it." 

"What do you want?" You gritted out as your body tensed tightly.

"Come with me. Don't put up a fight, don't alert anyone to what's happening, just come with me." Ross bargains.

"And you leave everyone alone? They don't get hurt?" You asked him.

"Your family will be fine." He nodded, holding a hand out to you.

"Fine. I'll come with you." You said. You didn't take his hand but walked forward. Ross grabbed your arm and pulled you across the street.

The back of the van opened up, revealing several men dressed all in black with large guns. You were pushed into the black where a man immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed you to the bench.

"You never mentioned I'd be treated like a criminal." You commented, glaring at Ross.

"Never know what those partners of yours have taught you." Ross shrugged. "I want to make sure you don't run before I can show them I have you."

"You said you'd leave them alone." You snapped, pulling at your cuffs. "This wasn't our deal, Ross."

"My deal was to leave your family alone. I never included your lovers in that." He smirked before slamming the doors of the van shut, leaving you alone with armed man.

"Fucking asshole." You growled, pulling your body as far into the corner as you could.

Non-reader POV

"Tony, turn your fucking phone off," Natasha grumbled, rolling into Thor's side.

"How do you know it's mine?" Tony grouched, sitting up and leaning over Steve.

"Because no-one else has their ringtone set to Iron Man." Bruce pointed out, shoving his face into Clint's neck.

"There it's off. Happy?" Tony asked, curling back into Steve's arms.

"Very."

"Who's phone is that?" Natasha growled when another phone rang, not even a minute later."

"Mine," Steve said, blindly reaching over to turn it off. Everyone was drifting off, when once again,

"Oh, for fucks sake." Natasha groaned, pressing her face into Thor's chest. 

"That's me," Bruce said, sitting up. "I'm gonna answer it." He informed his partners as he got out of bed and stepped out of the bedroom.

"Wha's goin' on?" Clint asked, sitting upright.

Natasha tapped twice on the bed, getting Clint to look at her before signing.

'Nothing, bird. Go back to sleep.'

"Okay." Clint murmured, crawling under Thor's arm.

"Everyone up," Bruce said, entering the room again and turning on the lights. "Come on now." He commanded, shaking Clint and Thor awake.

"Bruce, what's going on?" Steve asked, watching as Bruce handed Clint his hearing aids.

"That was Y/N's mother. Y/N is gone." Bruce informed everyone.

"FRIDAY track Y/N's phone," Tony said, suddenly wide awake.

"Miss L/N's phone is currently in her mother's French residence," FRIDAY responded.

"And her earrings?" Natasha asked. "Where are they?"

"Are also in the French residence."

"You put a tracker in her earrings?" Steve asked, raising a brow.

"Clint and I put trackers in every gift we've ever given any of you." Natasha shrugged.

"Just in case," Clint added on.

"Did M/N mention where Y/N was when she was taken?" Thor asked Bruce.

"She said someone was waiting out in the front yard, and that they had said they were a friend of Y/N. M/N said that Y/N went out front, and when she went to check a half-hour later, Y/N was gone." Bruce explained.

"Okay, so we have a suspect." Tony nodded, grabbing his laptop and handing it to Natasha. "Can you hack into any surrounding cameras?"

"Who do you take me for?" Natasha asked, beginning to work.

"Does Y/N have anything else that could be used as a tracker on her?" Steve asked, looking at Natasha and Clint.

"Nothing she would have brought with her." Clint shook his head.

"We're also going to come back to the tracker thing later," Tony told him. 

"Is that why Mjolnir beeped at me three days previous?" Thor asked him.

"Batteries are low. We'll change it later." Natasha informed Thor, turning the computer around. "We have our suspect." She announced. "M/N doesn't have any cameras on her property, but the owners across the street do. Now tell me, who does this look like?" Natasha asked, zooming in on a man pulling Y/N across the street.

"Ross."

You'd been trapped in the back of the van for hours. No-one spoke to each other or to you. You were trapped in that van in silence for hours.

Until the van screeched to a halt, and you jolted forward.

Two men moved forward, one holding a key, and the other a black bag.

"Don't touch me!" You snapped as the one with the bag came closer. "Get off!" You exclaimed as you were pulled to a stand by the cuffs. The bag was thrown over your head before the doors opened, and you were dragged out of the van.

You were hauled forward by the handcuffs, and hands on your upper arms stopped you from struggling. 

You must have been walking for about five minutes when you stopped and were shoved forward.

You let out a gasp as you hit the ground before reaching up and yanking the bag off with both hands.

"Fucker." You glared at the emotionless men. The door was snapped shut before you could sit up, and you finally saw where you were.

A clear prison. 

It was small. If you could reach out, you could touch every wall of the cell without moving an inch from the middle. It was short too, your head was only a few inches away from the top. Just from a quick touch, you realized you weren’t inside a glass prison but a plastic one.

"This was meant to be a prison for Magneto, but they decided at the last minute we couldn't store him here," Ross said, walking around your cell walls.

"Waste not want not." You murmured, watching him warily. "They're not going to sign the accords."

"They will. I think you underestimate how much your lovers care for you." Ross said.

"Oh, no. I know how much all six of my partners love me. I just think you underestimate all of us." You smirked. 

"We'll see."

Non-reader POV

"It's M/N again." Bruce sighed.

"Answer it," Clint told him.

"And tell her what? That we don't know where Y/N is? That the government has taken her? No, thanks." Bruce said, denying the call.

"She's only going to call one of us now." Natasha pointed out, not looking up from her computer.

"We'll put Thor on. God knows she loves him more than the rest of us." Tony pointed out.

"That's because I enjoy her cooking," Thor said, entering with Steve.

"Anything?" Steve asked, hovering behind Clint. 

"Not since the last time you asked," Clint said, putting his hand on Steve's.

"Everyone's getting a tracker behind their ear after this," Steve announced. "My heart can't handle this stress."

"Our guy would do it." Natasha nodded.

"We'll come back to that," Tony said, shaking his head. "I don't know where I stand on actually being chipped."

"Boss, Thaddeus Ross is on the line," FRIDAY announced, causing everyone's head to snap up. 

"Put him through. On the big screen, FRI." Tony ordered, turning to face the large television behind him.

"Stark didn't think you'd pick up," Ross commented.

"We already know what you've done, Ross. Don't play dumb." Tony snapped.

"And I thought we could start this so much nicer." Ross shook his head.

"Where is she, Ross?" Thor asked, stepping up beside Tony.

"Right here," Ross said, making a gesture at the camera. The camera shifted to show Y/N sitting inside a plastic cell. Her head snapped up as Ross stepped closer. "Perfectly intact." He added as she stood.

"Y/N?" Natasha prompted. 

"I'm fine." Y/N nodded, pushing the hair off her face with cuffed wrists.

"For now," Ross argued. "I can have her delivered back to the Tower safe and sound. All I want is for the Avengers to sign the accords."

"We told you no," Steve said, crossing his arms. "The Avengers aren't for sale."

"You did say that. But I figured I just didn't have the right selling point." Ross said before nodding to something off-screen.

Y/N let out a gasp as water began to pour from the ceiling, slowly filling her prison. 

"No, no, no." Y/N whimpered, hitting the wall. "Make it stop, Ross!" She shouted as water reached her knees.

"Ross! Shut it off!" Clint barked, clutching Steve's hand tightly.

"Now, Ross!" Tony shouted when he made no move to. Everyone waited with bated breath as the water continued rising in Y/N's cell. The water was at her waist before a drain at her feet opened, and the water began to drain.

"Is that selling point enough for you all?" Ross asked as Y/N let out a deep sigh of relief.

"We get your point, Ross. But she has nothing to do with this." Steve insisted. 

"She has everything to do with this." Ross disagreed. "But, you can have her back once you sign."

"If any of you pick up a pen, I will kill you myself. Do not sign." Y/N gritted out.

"You have twenty-four hours to make a decision. If you sign, Y/N's all yours. If not, well, I suspect I'll be delivering her body back to her mother's." Ross bargained. "Twenty-four hours, Avengers. That's all you get." He said before hanging up.

"Did you get him?" Tony asked, turning to Natasha. "Were you able to track him?"

"Ross’s signal is bouncing off eight networks." Natasha shook her head. "I couldn't get him. I couldn't track Y/N."

Reader POV

Ross had left after the call. Left you in your plastic prison, soaking wet from the waist down, with no way out.

You had been left alone for what had to have been at least an hour when two men entered. 

"Up." One man demanded, waving a gun at you as the door clicked open. 

"What's going on?" You asked as you were pulled out of the cell. "Where are we going?"

Neither responded.

The three of you walked down a small hall and came to a stop at a small door. One man remained out in the corridor while the other pulled you into a small bathroom.

"Go." The man grunted, shifting to face the wall.

"You don't have to stand there, you bloody perv. Wait in the hall with your buddy." You said, raising a brow.

"Orders." He merely grunted.

"I don't respect people like you. Not in the slightest." You said, wrapping your cuffs around his neck. Pulling the man down to your height, you knocked the gun out of his hand and kicked the backs of his knees.

"Natasha taught me how to push people's buttons. Do you know what the one here does? I do." You said, pressing into the pressure point on his neck.

The guard was only to struggle for a few more seconds before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious.

You let out a sigh before kneeling down next to his body.

"C'mon, c'mon." You whispered as you searched his pockets. "Jackpot." You smiled, pulling out his phone. You unlocked the phone using the man's thumb and were typing in a phone number when someone pounded on the door.

"Status report!" The other man demanded.

"Pick up, pick up, pick up." You begged as the phone dialed. 

"Hello?" Clint's voice came through. "Agent Barton speaking, who is this?"

"Clint." You whispered before the door began to shake. 

"Y/N?"

"Shit. Be quiet. No matter what. Don't say anything." You said into the phone. Moving quickly, you hid the phone behind the toilet and rushed to your feet. Grabbing the man's gun, you raised it as the door burst open, and four men hurried in, guns drawn and pointed at you.

"Put it down!" One demanded. Playing the part of scared civilian, you did as ordered and dropped the gun by the body of the man you downed. 

Two men rushed forward and grabbed you by the upper arms. 

"Seems as though you aren't as useless as Ross thought." A man muttered as he lightly kicked the man on the ground. "Shock her, and get her back to the cell."

"Give it your best, buddy." You snapped as the final man stepped forward with a cattle prod.

The shriek that left you as the cattle prod touched your stomach echoed through the windy halls and down the phone. You couldn't help the small smile on your face as you were dragged back to your cell.

They hadn't found the phone. They'd underestimated you.

Non-reader POV

"Clint, if that's M/N just answer," Steve said. "She's not going to stop calling until one of us answers."

"It's not M/N." Clint murmured. "Unkown caller."

"Answer it," Tony said, leaning in.

"Hello?" Clint answered the call. "Agent Barton speaking, who is this?"

"Clint." Y/N whispered, causing the archer to freeze. 

"Y/N?" Clint asked, gaining the attention of the room. Clint put his phone on speaker as a loud bang came through.

"Shit. Be quiet. No matter what. Don't say anything." Y/N rushed out.

The group exchanged looks as loud bangs came through the call.

"Put it down!" An unknown male voice demanded. "Seems as though you aren't as useless as Ross thought. Shock her, and get her back to the cell." He continued.

"Give it your best, buddy." Y/N snapped before she let out a gut-wrenching shriek.

Natasha tightened her grip on Tony's hand, Bruce hid his face in Steve's shoulder, and Thor tensed beside Clint as they all struggled to remain quiet.

It was only after a door slammed loudly did any of them speak. 

"Y/N? Y/N, are you there?" Steve asked. 

"The call's still going through," Tony noted. 

"Y/N. Oh, she's brilliant." Natasha grinned, moving back to her computer.

"Nat?" Tony asked, watching her rapid movements. 

"Y/N stole one of their phones and left it running," Natasha explained. "She left a signal for us." She said, turning her computer around. 

"The signal's coming from London." Bruce read from the screen.

"Y/N is in London." Natasha grinned.

Reader POV

"I knew they would have taught you something." Ross laughed. "I didn't think it was anything like that, but I knew it was something."

"You didn't think they'd leave me unable to defend myself, did you?" You asked, raising a brow.

"Well, they certainly didn't teach you strategy. That was a reckless move. Did you actually think you'd be able to take out all my men and break out? You don't even know where you are." Ross chuckled.

"It was a calculated risk. I wanted to see how weak your men were." You shrugged. "I got my answer."

"I can see why they chose you. You have the same arrogance, the same action first mentality." Ross shook his head. "When they sign, they'll have to break that."

"Too bad they're not signing." You said, narrowing your eyes at the man. "Must be hard to deal with disappointment for the first time."

"We'll see who ends who ends up disappointed." Ross murmured before leaving the room.

You were, once again, left alone. Except this time, it was unwelcome. You couldn't calm down your brain was running a million miles a minute. 

The call had gone through, and from what you knew, no-one had found the phone. Natasha could track it, they could find you. 

But a part of you didn't want them to find you. You didn't know where you were, how many were in the base with you, or their defenses.

They could be walking into a trap.

You must have fallen asleep. Because the next thing you knew, the room's lights had turned red, and you could hear multiple voices shouting.

You quickly stood when the doors of the room opened, and Ross ran in with three men behind him.

"We were supposed to have more time together, Miss L/N," Ross said, standing in front of your cell. "I didn't think they would get here so fast."

"You’re welcome for that." You smirked. "The guy I knocked out only had a thumb lock on his phone. Made it too easy."

"I underestimated you, Miss L/N." Ross chuckled without humor. "But I think you underestimated me." He said, nodding to a man who had moved to the control panel. You watched as he pushed a series of buttons, and water was once again cascading from the ceiling. "Destroy the panel." He ordered the man.

"I'm going to enjoy watching them throw you to SHIELD. If they don't kill you themselves first that is.” You said as the water began filling the cell.

“I don’t think they’ll be too focused on me when they realize how little time you have left.” Ross said. “That tank will fill in about two minutes. The panel’s destroyed, and they need my code to open the door to your cell, and to this room. Good luck, Miss L/N, maybe we’ll see each other again soon. Let’s go.” He barked to his men. 

You watched as he and his men ran out a back door, leaving you in a rapidly filling tank.

“C’mon. C’mon.” You growled, bashing your body against the door of the cell. “Fuck!” You swore as you bounced off the wall. The water was up to your waist and filling quickly.

Over the rush of the water you could hear the shouting getting louder, and vaguely hear footsteps, but it was hard to focus as your own demise grew near.

“Y/N! Y/N where are you?” A voice shouting drew your attention.

“Thor?” You yelled, sputtering on the water that was up to your neck. “Thor!”

“Y/N!” His voice grew closer. There was a loud boom as Mjolnir crashed into the metal door and Thor barreled into the cell with Clint on his heels.

“Y/N!” Clint yelled as he and Thor rushed towards your tank. “How do we open this?” He asked, hitting one of walls. 

“Ross destroyed the panel.” You sputtered, leaning your head up. “You can’t open it.”

“Yes we can.” Clint nodded, putting his hand to his com. “Steve we found her. We need your shield. South-west corridor.” He said before turning back to you.

“Can’t I just?” Thor asked, motioning his hammer towards you.

“Could hurt Y/N.” Clint shook his head, moving around the room. “See if you can find anything to pry it open.” He ordered.

You watched as Clint and Thor hurried around the lab, searching rapidly for something to open the door. Watched as they trialed items to pull at the door only for it to fail. As the water reached the top of your head, you pressed your lips to the top of the tank and took a deep breath before the water entirely filled the tank.

As you began to black out you saw Steve run, the others hot on his heels, and Clint stole Steve’s shield before shoving it in the door.The last thing you saw was Steve pushing Clint out of the way and using the shield as a lever.

Non-reader POV

“Hurry, Steve!” Tony demanded as Y/N’s form went limp. Steve let out a grunt as he pushed the shield again, and this time the door jumped. Thor moved to help Steve as water trickled out.

With one more push, Steve and Thor managed to push the door out far enough for water to rush out. Thor pulled the door from it’s hinges and grabbed Y/N.

“She’s not breathing!” He announced, laying her in the middle of the room.

“Move.” Bruce demanded, pushing forward. Bruce laid by the top of Y/N’s head and began mouth to mouth resuscitation. The five watched with bated breath as Bruce pounded against Y/N’s chest and blew air into her lungs.

Y/N let out a cough before she started retching up water. Bruce turned her on her side and everyone let out a breath as she threw up water.

“That’s it. That’s it, honey.” Bruce soothed, rubbing a hand down her back soothingly. “Let it out.”

Y/N let out a sob when she stopped retching and her partners crowded around her. 

“Just so you know, I’m never going swimming again.” Y/N said after a minute.

“We’re never letting you near a pool again anyways.” Clint chuckled weakly as he took her hand and squeezed it tightly.

“Thank God.” Y/N sighed, closing her eyes. “Can we go home now? I just want to sleep.”

“Of course babydoll.” Steve said, moving to pick her up. “Let’s go home.” He said, nodding to the others.

“I think I have enough layers now.” Y/N laughed as Tony placed another blanket on her.

“You could still get pneumonia. You need to stay warm.” Tony reasoned.

“He’s not wrong.” Natasha said, pulling a beanie over your head. “You need to keep warm.”

“So instead of getting pneumonia I’ll get a heatstroke? Sounds like a fair trade up.” Y/N said, rolling her eyes fondly.

“That’s why Bruce isn’t going to leave your side.” Steve said, sitting beside Y/N. “Well, none of us are, but Bruce has medical training.”

“I’m not dying. You underestimate my immune system.” 

“Perhaps. But better safe than sorry.” Bruce reasoned.

“Your mother’s getting on a plane now.” Clint said, entering the bedroom. “Be prepared for smothering she said.” He added, launching onto the bed.

“Did you tell her you lot have covered that base?” Y/N asked him.

“Ha ha. You were kidnapped, let us worry.” Natasha said, curling into your side.

“You get two days of worrying and then it’s overkill. Deal?” You bargained. 

“Deal.” Tony agreed. “But that means it’s going to be a lot at once. We only have two days now, we have to get all the worry out on your time frame.”

“Done.” You nodded, relaxing into the grip of your partners. You were half asleep when;

“I have found more blankets!”

You really wouldn’t leave this lot for the world. 

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[asakamasanobu]

time to talk about ch32 even though i finished it like almost a week ago and just was too overwhelmed to actually sit down and talk about it bc when it comes to ritsu i want to put down my thoughts perfectly for myself since i’m going to be the one rereading the stuff i write and i want to be able to capture my most authentic feelings in the moment about him so everything has to be perfect and comprehensive and i can express my love for the ricchan in the best way possible ue ue ue and you know what this preface has gone on long enough girl i’m just going to get into it now but in bullet point essay form bc i want to cover all the ground Ever

- what is Up with nakamura and starting sekakoi’s recent chapters with straight up just sex bc i’m deceased ...... i keep getting fucking jumpscared right of the bat like pleasE i’m expecting cute therapeutic ricchan moments but instead mf is constantly horny which is like OKAY . FINE I GUESS YOU’RE MORE COGNISANT OF YOUR FEELINGS NOW EVEN IF IT’S SUBCONSCIOUS THAT’S A GOOD THING MAYBE but can you please put your dick away i would appreciate if you don’t whip it out on like the fifth page of a spanking new chapter (and your nipples too help me lord why were your nipples constantly out and about and looking so . )

- speaking of the subconscious i want to say that takano asking for consent and making sure ritsu wants to continue was something that made me feel really good for once like “oh ???? is this man finally learning ??????? to be a decent human being ???????? y’know what suddenly this surprise sex scene isn’t that bad” and then BOOM THIS SHIT JUST A DREAM LIKE GIRLWHEKFHEJE i’m ripping my hair out and going bald now ritsu you need to stop prophesising your future dick down sessions in your dreams like . you are a man of many talents including perpetually having stomach aches and being the only one who can make me smile when i am at my lowest and feeling nothing but numbness but i cannot deal with you having this prophetic superpower about what happens the next time you get FUCKED LIKE I’M IN TEARS

- but also i think it’s very moe of him to be flipping out so much and plagued with romantic thoughts about takano after unwittingly initiating a kiss in that special chapter (?????? idk what it’s called i’m assuming it’s some kind of special since it’s still intrinsically tied to the main plot) like you are so silly so so silly silly little baby who thinks so much and is so serious about everything that happens in your life

- oh also semi-related to the special but i did reread it to refresh when entering ch32 and is2g the fucking plot of him needing his aircon fixed was like just a Thing when i read it back then but after i reread it + ch32 which is also related to ritsu’s aircon problems, my mom told me that we were having aircon maintenance the next day and i was like ?3’&/)2)26 huh . huH .... it’s just so uncanny that the same shit happens to me like sorry this is barely related to ch32 plot but it was just something that happened that i can’t stop thinking about and wondering whether i’m making shit up and seeing things connecting my life to ritsu’s when these things don’t exist in the first place or like nakamura is plagiarising my existence bc this wouldn’t be the first time (i’m joking if anyone reads this for legal reasons this is a joke . the second explanation would be that god and the pie in the sky is just fucking with me)

- i like ritsu’s shirt when he came into the office after aircon got fixed it is very k-fashion

- OH ALSO THIS WAS THE PART WHERE I READ KISA CALLING HIM RICCHAN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THE CHINESE TRANSLATION FOR RICCHAN MADE ME SCREAM FOR LIKE A GOOD MINUTE BC RICCHAN IS TRANSLATED TO “RITSU SAUCE” AND IT’S BEEN LIVING RENT FREE IN MY HEAD EVER SINCE THENNNN i also found out the same time that ‘sauce’ is a common translation for ‘chan’ bc it sounds similar in chinese but i love ritsu sauce it’s my new favourite thing and i’ll never let it go

- also assuming i read that right with my piss poor chinese what is this strange subplot about emerald going to be wfh like ???? art imitates life ????? takaritsu quarantine session chapter coming soon bet

- skim reading again as i type this post but ohhh my god insert crying emoji 50000 times i cannot get over ritsu getting so embarrassed over kissing takano to the point that he runs home right away to sleep in hell fire and also took half a day off work just so he doesn’t run into him i’ll probably talk about this again in another bullet point so i’ll shut up here i just think it’s unbearably cute and i’m kicking my fucking table out of sheer lov for ritsu

- oh god when i was reading this part with the new fujishiro-sensei (i think that’s her name) i was squaring tf up ready to get into smackdown mode like bitch you don’t 小看 my ricchan and load him with more insecurities without even giving him a chance like ohhhhh my god but i think takano’s words did help a lot with ritsu’s self-esteem ;___; and then seeing ritsu initiate conversation with her and speaking so genuinely as he always does about how much he enjoyed her manga and trying to sell himself by telling her how much he wanted to be her editor-in-charge it made me feel so soft and proud of him ....... also he looked sooooo handsome in the frames like he’s always depicted in three forms either a) anger b) kyawa or c) potato ball so seeing him so handsome and smooth at what he does was so ;w; my heart skipped a beat ..... the cn translator put a note there that was like “damb what a pity ritsu didn’t become a host” which made me LOL for a good minute too bc i was too busy looking at how handsome he was ....... and then suddenly noticed the note and was like AWFHDHDKDJS SO TRUE SIS!

- i also was slightly confused over why she was so pushy about takano i was like ???? girl i know you worried over your manga and you want the illustrious chief editor but c’mon issit also bc you have the hots the takano bc what is with that dramatically ambiguous ending to the scene where she has something to discuss with ritsu but then from ritsu’s phone call i’m assuming ????? it’s just that she’s been drawing the storyboard many many times so i’m slightly (actually very LOL) confused on where this subplot is going but i do think giving ritsu a new challenge in the form of a new mangaka is something really interesting !!!!! and seeing him at work and giving confidence to others despite his own self-esteem being at rock bottom is really nice and i do hope whatever happens with this will give him even more good development thank you

- OKAY HERE IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE AGAIN TALKING ABOUT RICCHAN BEING OVERLY SHY AND EMBARRASSED AND SENSITIVE ABOUT KISSING TAKANO AAAAEGWHWJFHEJE not him avoiding the kiss and being so self-conscious about it like ohhhh my god u r so unbelievably cute i can’t take it ...... it makes me feel so gyaaawrhfhfjr just thinking about how wack he feels about this and meanwhile takano is like ? why i suddenly am not allowed to kiss you ? hello ? LIKE UGSHJWHDJS (but then again ..... is he really in a state of confusion bc the)

- oh ritsu your nipple is back out again

- UUUUUU RITSU COVERING HIS MOUTH .... RERRRS HES SO CUTE WHEN HES SO SELF-CONSCIOUS AND STUBBORN ABOUT IT I ADORE MY SILLY LITTLE COURT JESTER

- I KNOW I WAS JUST TYPING IN CAPS AND I SHOULDNT BE TYPING THROUGHOUT UTRBSKSVAJ BUT THIS IS THE SCENE THAT EMOTIONALLY WRECKED ME .... THIS IS IT I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY I SHOULD PROBABLY CREATE A WHOLE NEW POST ABOUT IT BUT IDGAF IMAKABEKSB GI IM GO HAM

- “your eyelashes are longer than mine” I FUCKING LOST IT LIKE I JUST SHUT DOWN MY DEVICE AND COULDNT CONTINUE READING EVEN THO THERE WERE ONLY THREE PAGES LEFT AFTER THIS ONE LIKE THE IMPLICATIONS JUST MADE ME GO INSANE SO . so takano was awake in the special when ritsu was touching his eyelashes and then kissed him ...... or at least even if he wasn’t fully awake (bc if he was like mf would’ve jumped at the chance c’mon) he was conscious enough to feel ritsu and it makes me so wwwffhjdhdhsks bc the whole reason ritsu was so self-conscious and didn’t want to kiss takano (despite actually wanting to kiss takano) was bc of him initiating the kiss on a sleeping takano and he doesn’t want takano to realise that it happened but MOTHERFUCK ....... HE KNEW ALL ALONG I CANT DO THIS GOD IM COMING UP IM HALF BOILING WITH EMBARRASSMENT FOR MY POOR RITSU WHO IS STILL GRAPPLING WITH HIS MOMENT OF WEAKNESS BUT ALSO HALF STUPIDLY HAPPY THAT YOU KNOW WHAT TAKANO IS AWARE OF THAT MOMENT OF WEAKNESS ...... it is such a good troupey thing ngl i can breathe easy now but i was truly overwhelmed at that point

- but also even tho i just reread the special i went back to reread it AGAIN after i finished ch32 and my initial thought was that he overheard ritsu talking about how long his eyelashes were (aka why he said the same line back just that ritsu’s eyelashes were supposedly longer) but ?!?!? that wasn’t a speech bubble that was a thought bubble aka he couldn’t have overheard ritsu bc he didn’t verbalise his thoughts ????? which helped me stop being so overwhelmed bc i think it’s 9273939x more embarrassing if takano actually OVERHEARD ritsu talking to himself but the way he phrased it definitely implies that he knew ritsu was thinking about his eyelashes and that means ...... he definitely knew ritsu kissed him while he was asleep ........ and then had a meltdown next to him ............. aaaahwghdsjsj i feel like a wet rag ;____;

- okay back to my final ch32 talk ritsu waking up and thinking some more about takano’s eyelashes i can’t do this god i’m not strong enough ....... and then his stalker instincts kicking in and wanting to take a pic like move aside santa claus, oda ritsu is back in town! but also the fact that takano wakes up then really solidified the fact that man is a light sleeper so he was Definitely somewhat awak when ritsu kissed him but probably too zonked out to do anything about it so ........ So : - D

i think that pretty much concludes my thoughts on ch32 and when i was reading it i didn’t have as much of a kick as i usually do but then again it’s probably bc it acts as a filler chapter more than anything we’re just introduced to a bunch of different subplots and nothing is Actually happening ..... but at the same time nakamura injects a lot of ritsu’s development into key scenes and since my ass likes it the most when i see ritsu at work i’m just really looking forward to how shit plays out with fujishiro and then also with his confession and in general seeing him healthy and happy and successful and kicking ass i love him Very much u___u

[faerune]

hi emily, big fan of your ocs and how enthusiastic you are about them. spare some facts abt your lesser known ocs that you don't talk as often (your pick)!!! 🙏

that's so incredibly sweet of you to say i'm 🥺 UMMM...ocs i don't talk about much lemme think

piper is my sdv farmer who marries harvey! she became a mom at 16 and her family pretty much disowned her except her grandpa who gave her the farm in his will and basically apologized for the whole family. it was an amazing new start for her because she was working a dead end job to make ends meet all alone in the city with her son!!

xiomara is my oc for from dusk till dawn (the show) and is the daughter of a well-known cartel boss. in a series of events she's shot and dying when her father holds seth gecko at gunpoint and forces richie to turn her to save her! she's kept captive by her father where he feeds her blood until she "calms down" because she's pissed and angry he'd do this to her. she eventually manages to get free and kills a bunch of her father's goons and her father as well! due to her and richie's weird sire/sired connection along with anyone of kisa's line havin such strong psychic connections she stumbles through the streets of houston until she collapses, soaked in blood, a few streets down from the gecko's warehouse! richie finds her and they have a terrible love/hate relationship because she finds it easy to blame him for what she's become!!

aya is a tokyo ghoul oc back from when i watched like s1! she's a mortician's assistant by day and cam-girl by night who hunts pedos and kills and eats them 🥰 through her mortician's job she provides meat for the ghouls of anteiku. she's outgoing and weird and stabby and traumatized.

gwyn is my bloodborne hunter! she's like the youngest daughter of 14 noble siblings from another city who comes to yharnam in search of blood to give her vitality as she grew up as a very sickly, weak child. yadayadayada she becomes a god and she's evil.

mira is my got oc. she's the head of house slate, a down on its luck house from the north due to her father's whoring and gambling. she was educated by her politically savvy mother and answers the stark's call at the beginning of the war of the five kings. in an effort to raise her house back to better standings, she seduces robb, intent on becoming his queen if he wins his war but she ends up developing feelings for him. She actually believes in him and sees that he would be a good ruler. Mira sees what a dumb move it would be for him to marry her although he offers very, very insistently because of his honor and also his fondness for her but Mira declines and breaks it off with him so he'll marry the Frey girl. The night of his wedding, the plan was still to kill Robb in his marriage bed and the rest of the Starks/allies in attendance including Mira. But a very drunk and heartbroken Robb refused to consumate his marriage and was actually in Mira's room fighting (and almost fucking) when the attack began which results in the two of them escaping.