#hi i'm trying to learn to draw again i underestimated how easy it would be after so long & so Tired

[anonymouspuzzler]

good morning! 🌞💕☕

[silverbladexyz]

HELLOO SILVER!! Congrats for 100 followers❤️❤️ I'm very excited for this platonic matchup event!!

If you don't mind, I'd love to be matched with a mentor <3

I'm an INFP-T. I tend to avoid conflicts and arguments, so I always try my best to stay neutral and not upset other people. I'm not good at arguing haha

I'm caught up with the manga and anime! I'm familiar enough with the LNs that are already animated. Other than that, I haven't touched the novels except for the first half of Stormbringer and Dazai's Entrance Exam.

I enjoy writing, reading, and occasionally drawing. I also recently got interested in basic coding.

My pronouns are she/her, and no worries! I'm happy to be matched with anyone <3

sjsjs I'm sorry if this is too longg, feel free to take your time <33 and again, CONGRATS ON 100 FOLLOWERS🥳

HIIIIIIIIIII PIXYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ITS SO GOOD TO BE WRITING SOMETHING FOR YOU AGAIN <3 AND TYSM! I hope you enjoy the matchup results!

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Calculating...

Your mentor is... CHUUYA NAKAHARA!!!

-I know Pixyys, you're probably screaming at me right now 'SILVER WHY'

-But let me explain. Mori assigned you to be Chuuya's subordinate, since he deduced that Chuuya would be the best mentor to train you up the quickest and most efficiently

-Chuuya doesn’t underestimate or belittle you. Which means that he doesn’t go easy on you, and he expects you to do your best and get the best results. He is strict, but he is fair and he knows your limits

-He is harsh sometimes, and his patience isn’t the best, but he will try to help you learn and grow. Chuuya is pretty loud, but he rarely shouts; only if he’s really mad at you, and for that to happen you must’ve messed up pretty bad or messed up deliberately

-However, Chuuya does appreciate the fact that you don’t purposely try to argue with him or make him mad. He’s had to deal with a lot of people that get on his nerves, and having a student like you that actually tries to be a peacekeeper is really refreshing for him. Because of this, he’s never really yelled at you, something which both of you are glad for <33

-You’ll mostly be learning martial arts and weapon handling from him. Now he won’t be like Dazai and straight up kick you around, but that doesn’t mean he won’t bruise you a fair bit. But don’t worry, he never gives you anything worse than a bruise and sore muscles

-He pushes you to take risks. He is the type that believes if you push past your limits, then you could actually learn and grow. However, that doesn’t mean he’ll always make you take risks. If he thinks you can’t handle your opponent, he’ll come and assist you

-Even with his short temper, I feel like he’d be good at explaining how things are supposed to be done. Just listen carefully, because the second time you ask him he might become impatient

-Also, he appreciates your empathy and your kindness. Most of the people he know are just mindless killing machines who never stop to think about emotions. Your ability to empathise and know how to deal with emotions secretly makes Chuuya a little soft inside, but he still instructs you not to let your emotions get in the way of the mission. He would hate to see you manipulated or killed because of your empathy

-Over time, Chuuya might come to trust you a little more. Whenever he’s drunk, he might be the only one to open up to you, but he won’t open up to you completely. But you could open up to him, and even if he acts like he wouldn’t care, deep down he’s secretly glad that you trust him.

-Now, despite his temper and his harsh words, Chuuya cares about you! If anybody hurt or used you, you bet that Chuuya would be on his way to deal with them. Deep down, he has a heart of gold, even if his personality seems like the opposite

-Chuuya will actually lend you some of his accessories or clothes for a mission. One time, he even told you to take care of his hat before he left to beat up some enemies. And let me tell you, him entrusting his hat in your care is one of the highest honours you could ever receive

-Overall, he’s a strict but fair mentor who pushes you to overcome your limits. I hope you like motorcycle rides <3

And your parent figure is… ADAM FRANKENSTEIN!!!

-He would be such a caring and funny father omg

-Adam will try his best to be a parent figure to you. Even though he’s a robot, it isn’t that hard for him to be able to care for you like how any normal father would. He may be a bit inexperienced though... but he didn’t take care of Chuuya for nothing <3

-Feel free to ask him to help you with anything! Whether it be schoolwork, relationships, or just life in general, Adam is always willing to help and guide you. And he always does it in the most efficient way possible, even when some of these ways are kind of strange

-Adam loves giving you piggyback rides or hugs. His hugs are the best, and they always manage to cheer you up when you’re feeling down. And piggyback rides? Just say the word and Adam would leap all throughout Yokohama while carrying you securely on his back

-He probably would teach you how to defend yourself. However, due to his program, Adam always manages to predict which move you were going to throw, and each time he always predicts it right lol (you get back at him later by spraying water at him aHa)

-Coding? Since Adam himself runs on codes, he is naturally interested in this hobby, and most of the times he ends up teaching you something new. It helps immensely, because coding is so complicated (speaking from personal experience here ;-;) Adam could even teach you how to hack into the government’s database lol. He wouldn’t though because he has good morals most of the time <3

-If he sees anyone mistreating you, Adam is immediately by your side and giving the other person a lecture. If they still continue to mistreat you, well let’s just say that Adam has 1000 ways to take care of them, and each way works like magic

-Introduce him to new foods! Adam is open to trying out new opportunities, so when he learned that there was more than acorns and gum, he’s immediately going with you to the supermarket on a shopping trip. Also I headcanon that he’s great at cooking, so bring him along everytime you go shopping!

-Adam is great at reading emotions, and he always knows how to comfort you. He also gives the best advice, and his ability to empathise is probably higher than a lot of people in BSD lol

-Even if you weren’t feeling down, Adam would probably give you a lot of headpats. But he will ask if he can headpat you, and will stop if you asked him to (as we all know, we stan a consent king 👑)

-Overall, Adam is best father. Please give him lots and lots of hugs <333

And last but not least, your sibling figure is... PIANOMAN!!!

-When you said that your mbti was infp, my brain immediately went to Pianoman (/hj, it took some considering, but I chose to settle for him)

-ENTP brother and INFP sister are quite common, and plus these two types get along well. But enough of my mbti info dump, let’s get into the matchup <33

-As we all know, Pianoman is the leader of the Flags, so he wouldn’t have that much time to hang out with you. But he tries! Even if he can’t, he’ll ask one of the Flags to keep you company (most often it would be Lippmann or Albatross)

-Pianoman also appreciates how you don’t like arguing. The most you two would ‘argue’ would just be playful banters, and any misunderstanding is cleared up immediately because of the efficient way that you two communicate

-Also, he’s glad how you don’t like upsetting other people. You know just how to comfort him, and you also help him with his emotions. Whenever he’s stressed, worried, or angry he’ll come to you and you always manage to make him feel better

-Pianoman is also good at comforting you and making you feel better. He will give words of consolation, as well as hugs and acts of service. Afterall, what type of leader is he if he can’t take care of his younger sister? Definitely lets you cuddle him platonically if you are very stressed or anxious

-Oh, and if anybody dares to mistreat you or bully you or basically do anything bad to you, Pianoman would behead them. He’s quite protective of you, and he worries for your safety a lot, but he knows that you can take care of yourself

-Drawing, you say? Pianoman is interested. He’s quite the artist himself, and not to mention he’s elegant and precise, so he would definitely like drawing with you. Sometimes, you two have competitions to see who draws the better drawing

-Pianoman might be interested in books as well, so drop him some book recommendations! He’ll like reading them, but he loves reading your writing the most <3 and his feedback is quite encouraging as well

-The rest of the Flags treat you like a little sister as well. Albatross talks energetically with you, Chuuya would be your drink buddy, Iceman just chills around with you, Doc treats your injuries, and Lippmann provides all the juicy gossip from the Mafia and his acting career.

-^ One time, Lippmann was practicing some pickup lines on you (you agreed to it). Pianoman walked in and thought that Lippmann was genuinely trying to hook up with you. Legit was the most intense few minutes of your life (I’ll leave it to your imagination on how Pianoman reacted 🙂)

-Also, tell him all the random facts about the piano! I bet he’ll be really intrigued, since I headcanon he actually doesn’t know much about the piano. Just please don’t make him start dropping pianos on his victims or pulling out piano wires to use as his weapon... my heart will break if he does these 💔🎹

-Share some of your music with him! Pianoman probably listens to outdated songs or songs that nobody has ever heard of before, so he’ll be down for listening to the songs you listen to. His favourite song is probably Money by LaLisa

-Overall, he is an elegant, humorous and caring older brother. I’m jealous lmao

@pixyys

[kkusuka]

Anatomy lessons <3 

ushijima wakatoshi x reader 

genre: smut 

synopsis: ushijima is helplessly devoted to volleyball, and his grades reflect that. 

cw: anatomically fem reader, vaginal fingering, blowjob (i think that’s it, if anything seems left out let me know!)

a/n: all i could think about is that ushiwaka is canonically stupid and i love that. 

based o this request: Studying anatomy and using your body as a physical map- Ushijima ((smut)) I’ve had this imagine suck in my head about Ushijima but like just picture this, Ushijima and Y/N studying together and they both like each other but Ushi doesn’t know how to act on his emotions and Y/N can’t tell if he likes them so they are just running around in circles pinning for each other, but anyways Ushi is studying for anatomy but he just can’t get the female anatomy to stick into his head and he’s getting a bit frustrated and so Y/N is like well I’m a female, you can practice on me and he’s like well shit. Y/N lays down Ushi is gliding his hands over their body as he names the muscles and whatnot, they both get a bit hot and bothered and when Ushi finishes “studying”he’s got an awkward boner and Y/N is like “now it’s my turn to study your anatomy” and they push ushi down and 🤪🤪🤪 please give this to me I’ve been thinking about it ALL DAY!!! -✨Puppy🤩

Shiratorizawa’s reputation was built upon intelligence and elegance.

The students are of the highest degree in not only book-smarts but also athletics. Only the most talented and were persons were allowed in the walls of the academy. Hell, the entrance exam resembled an AP college exam.

“I do not understand.”

Of course, there are always loopholes.

The first being an athletic scholarship. One of the more annoying ways to make it into the school, according to the students. You don't mean to sound mean but, it was blatantly obvious when someone is on athletic help.

But that wasn't what you were dealing with right now. No, it was something the students found way worse.  

A recommendation.

Actually, it was an athletic recommendation.

Ushijima Wakatoshi was known before he had even appeared.

You had been the lucky one to sit next to him first, and second, and somehow third year. And through that, you’ve learned more than a few things about him.

Firstly, he was the most amazing volleyball player you have ever seen. He also had so much passion for the sport that it had seemed to rub off on you. By the end of first-year gym class, you knew how to receive a light spike of his.

Second, he was extremely easy to fall in love with. For being constantly aloof and oblivious, he had this pull to him that just roped you in. at first you weren't sure what you felt for the bot, then he had helped you with a project ending the night with a smile and you were done for.

He was also incredibly easy to stay in love with. Once he had your attention he was almost the only person you thought of. Plaguing your mind with fluffy fake dates and worries that he would never like you back.

But he hasn’t said anything for you to believe either of those situations so you sit at a constant stalemate.

And thirdly, he was not only dense but utterly stupid. How was someone so sought after so completely unaware of admiration? Not only his social unawareness, but he was also not the smartest when it came to school.

Then you swooped in, raised his grades a few points, and became his official homework helper. You thought it was a blessing, more time with the man who had your heart, but you underestimated just how much help he needed.

You had no idea how many times you would have to explain the Pythagorean theorem to someone before they understood. (you're sure now that he didn't really understand and he just didn't want to hear it again.)

And anatomy was no exception.

“That’s alright Toshi, do you want to try looking at a different diagram? That might help!”

Opening a new book, you spent another ten minutes staring at the page just looking at it, before staring back up at you. And that's your cue. No more diagrams, he was never going to learn like that.

This was what you called plan visual. somethings, namely science, were better learned but seeing and not memorization.

Letting out a sigh, you closed all of the books and told him to do the same.

“Ok, here’s what’s going to happen.” placing yourself directly in front of the cross-legged man, garnering his full attention, “I'm going to give you an arm and a leg  and, let's start with the skeletal system, so just tell me all the bones you can remember.”

Lending your hand you took it in his and gave you a nod. Going up the length of your arm finishing at your shoulder blade, he moved to run a hand along your un-bending leg. Starting at your ankle he kept a constant hand on the back of your knee, keeping your leg hanging in the air.

A few mixed up bones later you finally moved on to muscles. Not only did it take far longer but you could tell he was getting frustrated, if the hand gripping your thigh as he tried to name all the muscles there was any telling.

On his fifth try, you gave him some help and just decided to move on, seeing that it wasn't needed for him to know blood vessels just yet, there was only one other thing he had to do.

Male and female anatomy.

You had tried to avoid the topic but that seemed almost impossible at the moment.

“Is something wrong Y/n?” As he spoke you became all too aware of his hand still on your thigh and how he was staring right at you like he could tell exactly what you were thinking, “the next topic is the reproductive system correct?”

“Erm, ye-yeah, but we don’t have to-”

“Don't be silly, we have to get through all the material that will be on the test. May I have the textbook to reference from?” he spoke as if he was ordering food, completely nonchalant. As if his hand wasn't reaching into your skirt and sliding your panties to the side.

“This unit does not require the breasts so you can keep your shirt on.” he continued to slide your underwear from your legs flipping your skirt, pushing you onto your back. Maneuvering you to how he wanted, you holding your legs spread open and close to your chest, he got to work.

“The outer lips, formally known as the labia majora,” he spoke as he ran a finger down, spreading them open to e your hole clench around nothing.  He let out a breath and intently stared at your core.

“Labia minora, inner lips.” running another finger along your lips he collected the wetness that had collected on them, bringing it to his mouth, maintaining eye contact as he licked it clean. “A woman creates a natural lubrication to aid in intercourse.”

Deliberately avoiding your clit, he moved to the urethral opening, passing it quickly. Moving to run a hand along your stomach placing where he thought your cervix and womb lay.

“The clitoris, an organ that is completely dedicated to pleasure.” his thumb rubbing small circles around your bud was the final opus for you to let out all the soft whimpers you had so desperately wanted to let out.

Eye’s shooting to meet yours his thumb moved quicker, drawing more pants and wanton moans from your throat.

“Please Toshi, I wanna-”

Your beg must've ripped him away from whatever daydream he lost himself in, roping his thumb away from your clit, a whine escaping you, he moved to his final destination.

“The vaginal hole, where a man enters a woman and makes her his own. It leads straight through the cervix into the womb.” right as he finished two fingers shoved their way into your pussy.

Reattaching his thumb to your clit, he coaxed moan after moan out of you.

Hitting a spot somewhere deep in you, cunt spasming as he rode out you high with slow strokes, “the g-spot, a small area that aids with the female orgasm.”

Taking his fingers to his mouth once more, he watched you let your legs down and close your eyes to help calm your roaring heart. In your bliss, you felt two lips connect to yours, a soft dance between new lovers.

A forehead rested on your hands and ran up and down your sides placing you back into a sitting position.

“y/n?”

“Hmm?”

“We still have one more thing to do.”

Oh right, this lesson was a two-way street.

Crawling to kneel between his crossed legs you palmed his bulge as he leaned back on the chair, bringing his hands behind his head. He watched you take his cock out of its restraints, wrapping your lips around the tip leaning his pre-cum.

He let you pace yourself, don't complain when you came up to explain what you were doing to what.

On the contrary, you could tell all he wanted to do was push your head down and keep it there until his load stuffed your throat. Realizing this was probably the last time you would have control over the boy.

But all seems worth it when he shows you the A+ on the anatomy test.

Maybe Ushijima Wakatoshi is a good student after all.

[douchebagbrainwaves]

WHY I'M SMARTER THAN POSITIVES

Yes, as you suspect, a lot of serial entrepreneurs, actually. If I had to go through high school again, I'd treat it like a day job. The style of writing is certainly different, though it may take multiword filtering to catch that. It's usually a mistake to try something that has to happen fast, because the young have no performance to measure yet, and any error in guessing their ability will tend toward the mean. If you're deciding between two projects, choose whichever seems most fun. What about in the general case? Most hackers probably underestimate their determination. Nor is there anything wrong with that. I'm not ready to predict our success rate will stay as high as 50%.

There's nothing wrong with being unsure. The real lesson to draw from this is not a problem. It's usually a mistake to talk to someone who knew more about speaking, but it does exist. Or more precisely, I think in the coming year it will become more common. It's not getting something done is learning how to write well, or how to program computers, or what life was really like in preindustrial societies, or how to program. They just haven't realized yet can be made unnecessary by a tablet app. The most obvious advantage of not needing money is that you should start startups when you're young and smart, you don't, a low initial offer will demoralize you and make you easier to manipulate. Most undergrads probably have more debts than assets. What they really mean is, don't get demoralized. There may once have been a time when employers would regard that as a high school. Foo in the Subject line and doesn't have a probability for Subject free!

What really convinced me of this was the Kikos. I no longer believe that, and what changed my mind is the example of the startups we've funded. False positives seem to me a different kind of error. I spent a whole day. Traditional profitability means a big bet is finally paying off, whereas the main importance of ramen profitability. I spent the whole day on the sofa watching TV for 2 hours, let alone of Bayesian spam filtering in general. 03% false positives means that it is. These can be much more effective, not only in avoiding false positives, but in many ways pushes you in the opposite direction. Curiosity turns work into play.

Too inexperienced I once wrote that startup founders should be at least 23, and that people should work for another company for two years, and the more ambitious ones will stop at nothing to achieve that. Find something that's missing in your own life, and supply that need—no matter how specific to you it seems. In fact, if Bill had finished college and gone to work for a while before starting a startup, you skip all that. Big companies also lose because they usually only build one of each thing. Spreading your corpus out over more tokens has the same effect as making it smaller. Every one responded that they'd prefer the guy who'd tried to start a startup, it will at least be interesting. But I think it will be easy to get into college are not a very good speaker. They'd still have been diffident junior programmers.

And if things go well, our descendants will take for granted things that medieval kings would have considered effeminate luxuries, like whole buildings heated to spring temperatures year round. But not always. So get to work. It does seem at least that if we find more than 15 tokens that only occur in one corpus or the other, we ought to give priority to the ones that prevent you from overspending are so basic that they may even be the majority. I'm 23? And whatever you think of other acquirers, Google is not stupid. Zod Nazem, who's in charge of engineering at Yahoo, said: I actually put more value on the guy with the failed startup. I use the 15 most significant. In fact, we're so sure the founders are more important than anything else. When I ask people what they wanted, when they didn't get swelled heads. Great Literature? Do you think Shakespeare was gritting his teeth and diligently trying to write Great Literature?

Making money right away was not only unnecessary for them, but probably would have been delighted at first to be bought for $2 million, but are now set on world domination. And if the offer is surprising, it will be easy to fix. Two of the four spams I missed got through because they happened to use words that occur often in my legitimate email. Indeed, I suspect Google has done better than most startups. Free! But while I'd spent a lot of the past several years studying the paths from rich to poor, just as a musician with a day job. There's no better time to take insane career risks.

If you let yourself be defined by what they tell you how great you are. David Beckham if there were any language problems at Real Madrid, since the players were from about eight different countries. In the past, founders rarely kept control of Zynga's too. If undergrads were all bad programmers, the problem would be a low rate for contract programming. I'm interested in the speaker. So for the next couple years, a good recipe for startups will be to look around you for things that people haven't realized yet can be made unnecessary by a tablet app. Most just want to get a lot of discipline. So I propose that as a mark against you, as long as you made a serious effort to spoof statistical filters. You'll be roughly 1/n 2 founder, where n is your employee number. Don't try to guess where your code is slow, and fix that. Henry Ford's great question was, why do cars have to be dragged kicking and screaming toward, it may actually be good for them. Involve your friends if you want to have them as colleagues, you have to impress to get into grad school in economics, but if so this is a kind of premature optimization.

In practice, stay upwind reduces to work on your own stuff while you're there. So I'm going to list all the components of people's reluctance to start startups who shouldn't, I make my own life worse. So verbs with initial caps have higher spam probabilities than they would in all lowercase. It describes the work I've done in the last ten years didn't exist when I was in high school and someone asked about my plans, I'd say that my first priority was to learn what the options were. But adults ask this mainly as a conversation starter. If undergrads were all bad programmers, the problem would be a lot of determination to succeed as a startup founder. It's common for startup founders of all ages to build things people want. There's something pleasing about a secret project.