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[superbattrash]

Hey! I'm kinda of new(ish) to the superbat fandom and I want to try and write for it. I was wondering if you know any superbat challenges I can get involved in ( I.e like a superbat week or Clark week or Bruce week etc etc). I want to get involved but I have no idea where to look at all. Or if you know of any superbat discords? Thanks in advance .

Hi friend! Sorry about the slow reply (sweats).

First of all WELCOME!!! I can't wait to see what you cook up :D I'm not too active in the servers but I can send you a DM with the few I'm a part of.

Oh, and I just saw that there's gonna be a Superbat week (@superbatweek2024) this year, so I'd absolutely recommend you participate in that! It's always super fun :D And I do think there's Bruce Wayne week this year as well, if I remember correctly? Or maybe it's just the Bottom Bruce October - either way, those are fun too!

[monzabee]

déjà vu (beyoncé’s version) – ln4

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Summary: The one where a bad prank leads to you and Lando exploring an option you thought was not an option.

Pairing: lando norris x bestfriend!reader (nicknamed Tink)

Word Count: 5.2k

Warnings: smut elements but no actual smut, cursing, pining and of course fluff!

Request: “Haiiii. I love your style of writing Lando and feel like you would 100% do a request justice to scratch the itch in my brain Reader and him have been childhood friends, mutual pining with some sexual tension but never crossed lines other than a new years kiss with friends etc. So reader ends up training and qualifying as a physio/masseuse and travelling with Lando bc fun besties on tour together yay! Thinking she ends up getting to know his body really well from that and has to massage some intimate area- tension builds blah. They have a cosy night in together after front row quali to prep for the race, face masks cuddles bc really physically comfortable together and then some confessions happen. After this going out to celebrate home race (not jinxing tomorrow!!) and reader ends up dancing with another driver, Lando gets jealous fully opens up and they go home together (as much detail on that as you feel comfortable with) No probs if it’s something you don’t feel inspired to write! Pls continue writing whatever you love because I love to read your stuff!!”

Author’s Note: hi, hey, hello!! am i back after a literal month of no fics?? i hope so!! thank you so much for being patient with me you guysi i appreciate it, and i just want to say that this was the first time i wrote for lando (and you can definitely thank @userlando and her lando brainrot posts for that) and i’m kind of obsessed!! so as always, thank you to the anon for the request, and i hope you guys enjoy! good morning, noon or night wherever you are, xoxobee

Please also note that all of my works are protected under copyright, and not available for reposting on other platforms. 

Being friends with Lando has resulted in both of you getting in trouble way too many times, you realise. The most recent case? The both of you ended up in a supply closet nearby the Aston Martin hospitality, hiding from a very, very, angry Spaniard. The close proximity and the limited space wouldn’t have been a big issue, for if Lando wasn’t looking at you with that look in his eyes. Under normal other circumstances, your reaction would’ve been much more different to the one you give him now – which is a glare that shows him you are not happy with the situation the both of you are in.

You’re about to scold him, but the words on your tongue quickly die as he presses his index finger to your lips. “I know you’re about to yell at me,” he whispers as he tries to keep his voice as low as possible, “but I really don’t want to be found right now.”

“Then maybe you should’ve thought about that before, you bloody idiot.” You hiss while slapping his hand away, which wins you a mock pout in return. “Why would you play that song every time he walked into a room?”

“It’s his name,” Lando tries to reason, “I thought he’d be used to it by now!”

Here’s the sitch. Lando, being the absolute prankster he is, decided to play ‘Fernando’ every time his former teammate entered into a room that morning – which resulted in the Spaniard becoming more and more annoyed with him until he snapped and Lando had to find himself a hiding place. How did you get roped into this, you may ask? You have absolutely no idea, other than your best friend dragging you into a nearby storage closet as you were walking back to the McLaren hospitality after meeting up with some of your friends for a cup of coffee. And now? The two of you are stuck inside a closet which is obviously too small for you both, and Lando has to bend his neck in an uncomfortable position.

“Lando,” you whisper in an attempt to keep your voice down, “don’t bend your head like that, you’ll strain something.”

“Well it’s not exactly comfortable, Tink.” He grimaces as one of the shelves hit his neck, which causes him to let out a low groan.

Ignoring the nickname he’s used for years, you motion him to move lower. “Just– let me see, okay?”

He begrudgingly nods as he bends his body towards you to accommodate you. You let your fingers run across his skin to find any knots along his shoulders. He lets out another low groan, but this one is more appreciative as you work some of the knots your fingers end up finding.

You watch as Lando’s expression changes from painful discomfort to relief as your fingers work their magic on his tense muscles. For a brief moment, it's just the two of you in the confined space, and you almost get lost in the comfortable silence. “Feels good,” Lando murmurs, his voice barely above a whisper, “I swear you have magic hands or something.”

You let out a breathy chuckle, “I just know your body, Lando.” After realising the words that come out of your mouth, your face flushes with embarrassment at the unintended implication of your words and you scramble to add, “Not like that, I didn’t mean–”

He smirks playfully, his eyes sparkling mischievously. “Oh, really? My body, huh? You think about my body often?” he teases, his hands squeezing your waist – and being lost in the moment, you don’t even know how they ended up there.

Your cheeks grow even hotter, and you feel your heart rate quicken. “No, that's not what I meant,” you stammer, trying to regain your composure, “and you know it’s basically my job to think about, you know?”

The mischievous glint in his eyes shine brightly as he decides to play dumb, “To think about what, baby?”

Your heart skips a beat at his teasing, and you can't help but let out a small laugh, trying to hide your embarrassment. “Don't be ridiculous, Lando,” you retort, trying to act cool despite the butterflies in your stomach. “I meant knowing your body like an expert, considering the fact that you pull a muscle every time you decide to do a physical activity.”

He chuckles, and his hands, still resting on your waist, give you a playful squeeze. "Sure, sure, Tink," he replies, a hint of playfulness in his voice. "But let's be honest, it's not just my body you know well. You practically read my mind too."

You roll your eyes, trying to playfully push him away. "Oh, please. You're not that hard to figure out."

Lando leans in a little closer, his grin still evident. "Is that so? Then tell me, oh expert of Lando Norris, what am I thinking right now?"

You raise an eyebrow, not falling for his trick. "You're probably thinking that you got away with the Fernando prank and now you owe me big time, your brain is empty most of the time."

He smirks, impressed by your response. "You're good, Tink. But you're right, I do owe you one. What can I do to make it up to you?"

You pause, the closeness between the two of you making it difficult to think clearly. "Well, for starters, maybe you can stop dragging me into your pranks and getting us into trouble," you suggest with a hint of a smile. “And I don’t know, maybe take pole for me, you know?”

As the playful banter continues, you both seem to forget about the predicament you're in. The confined space of the closet no longer feels suffocating; instead, it becomes a haven for shared laughter and camaraderie.

Just as the two of you are lost in the moment, the closet door suddenly opens, and you both freeze. The angry Spaniard stands before you once again, but this time, his expression has softened, seeing you and Lando in a surprisingly intimate moment.

"Am I interrupting something?" Fernando asks, his tone amused.

Your face turns beet red, and Lando lets out a nervous chuckle. "Oh, hey there. Just having a chat, you know."

But Fernando raises an eyebrow, still looking amused. "In a supply closet?"

You and Lando exchange a sheepish glance, realizing how the situation must appear to Fernando. "Well, we kind of got caught up in the moment," you admit, hoping he doesn't read too much into it.

Fernando chuckles, and there's a warm glint in his eyes. "I see. Well, it's none of my business, but you might want to find a less cramped place to chat next time."

You nod in agreement, grateful that Fernando seems to be taking the situation lightly. "You're right. We'll keep that in mind," you say, trying to sound casual.

Lando adds with a grin, "Yeah, and we promise not to play 'Fernando' every time you enter a room from now on." But he’s quick to correct himself when you give him a glare, “I promise not to play 'Fernando' every time you enter a room from now on."

Fernando chuckles again, seemingly amused by the whole ordeal. "I'd appreciate that. Anyway, carry on. I won't keep you two any longer."

As he walks away, you let out a sigh of relief. "That could have been a lot worse," you say, feeling a mix of embarrassment and amusement.

"Yeah, we got lucky," Lando agrees, giving you a playful nudge. "But you know what they say, Tink, nothing like a bit of closet bonding to strengthen a friendship."

You roll your eyes at his playful banter, but there's a fondness in your heart as you look at him. "You're incorrigible, Lando Norris."

He grins, "You love it, though."

You can't help but smile, knowing he's right. “Come on,” you say, “you have a quali to attend.”

The tension from the qualifying session had left you on edge, your heart pounding with every lap, and your nerves had gotten the better of you, leading to some slightly bloody nails from biting them in anticipation. But all that anxiety melts away when you see Lando step out of the car, grinning ear to ear. As soon as he catches sight of you, he opens his arms, and you don't hesitate for a moment. You rush into his embrace, holding him tightly, relieved that he's safe and thrilled that he performed so well.

"You were amazing out there!" you exclaim, unable to hide the pride in your voice. "P2, front row! That's incredible!"

Lando chuckles, his arms still wrapped around you. "I don’t know how we did it!"

You pull back slightly to look into his eyes, your heart swelling with admiration for your best friend. "I never doubted you for a second," you say earnestly.

His grin widens, and he playfully ruffles your hair. "I know you didn't. Seems like you’re my lucky charm, hm?"

“You know what that means?” You ask him return, a playful smirk on your lips.

His answer comes quickly, and his look seems to reflect your own, “Pizza and a movie?”

Your reply is just as enthusiastic as you throw your arms around him and give him a big smile, “Pizza and a movie, baby!”

Eventually, you manage to escape the whole hustle and bustle of the circuit, and you and Lando find yourselves back at the hotel, with you on the couch trying to find something to watch and him deciding to take a quick shower after the stressful day of qualifying. After a few minutes, you hear the sound of the shower running in the bathroom. You smile to yourself, glad that Lando is taking some time to relax after such a demanding day. As you wait for him to finish, you finally settle on a movie to watch with a small grin on your face, clearly pleased with your choice. Just as you're about to start the movie, you hear the bathroom door open, and Lando emerges, looking refreshed and relaxed.

After he gets the pizza box out of the oven, he walks over to the couch, wearing sweatpants instead of his jeans, and flops down next to you. "That shower was exactly what I needed," he says with a contented sigh.

You chuckle, glancing at him, while also trying to actively ignore the fact that he’s wearing grey sweatpants. "Feeling better now?"

"Definitely," he replies, flashing you a grin. "So, what are we watching?"

“Mamma Mia,” you scoff, “of course.”

“A classic, nice.” He nods in understanding, extending the pizza box to you for you to take a slice. “It’s still warm.”

You wordlessly grab a slice and pass the box back to Lando as you settle in your seat, ready to focus on your choice of movie. The comfortable silence between you feels familiar, like the unspoken language of best friends who have shared countless memories and moments together. Throughout the movie, you can't help but notice Lando's occasional stolen glances at you, and you find yourself stealing glances right back. He even winks at you with that boyish grin every time he catches you staring at him, making you giggle as you quickly turn your attention back onto the screen. You somehow find yourself sprawled out on the couch once the pizza box is emptied and discarded, and it’s harder for you to keep your eyes open. With your head on Lando’s lap, he plays with the ends of your hair as the two of you try to keep your attention on the screen.

‘Try,’ being the operative word here, since Lando realises that you end up falling asleep in the middle of the movie where Sophie realises all of the men she invited to the wedding thinks they are her father, and though he finds some kind of comfort in the chaos knowing that it will get resolved eventually, he can’t help but take his role as a makeshift human pillow very seriously. As the movie continues playing, Lando tries his best not to disturb your peaceful slumber. He leans back against the couch, adjusting his position so you can rest more comfortably on his lap while also trying so hard to not wake you up. He can't help but smile to himself as he plays with your hair, finding himself mesmerized by the gentle rise and fall of your chest as you breathe.

With a sudden realisation that maybe it is not the best thing to stare at you while you sleep, he tries to occupy himself with something on his phone while also trying to keep still so that you don’t wake up. However, the text thread between him and Max quickly makes him realise that the thoughts that he tries so hard to keep away. He never gave himself the opportunity to think about the two of you that way, he supposes. Not that it would be weird or anything, but in his mind, he’d seen, and been in, far too many relationships form and de-form to know that not all is permanent when it comes to relationships and it’s also not something he’d want to risk when it comes to you. Although the unwarranted thoughts of the two of you together, as a couple, have been haunting him for the past couple of months, he did a great job of sending them away and finding something else to focus on – up until now, that is. And now that he’s pictured the two of you together, holding hands in the streets of Monaco, going on dates, doing more than what ‘best friends’ are meant to do, it doesn’t seem that daunting to give it a try.   

He carefully shifts you onto his lap with gentle movements, surprised that you don’t wake up and also trying to figure out the best way to wake you up without startling you. As he gently brushes your cheek, your eyes flutter open, and you look up at him with a sleepy smile. "Did I miss the end of the movie?" you ask, your voice still heavy with sleep.

Lando chuckles, shaking his head, but not stilling the movement of his hand. “No, we just finished. You fell asleep somewhere in the middle.”

You sit up slightly, rubbing your eyes with a small yawn. “I'm sorry,” you say, sounding apologetic.

“No need to apologise,” he assures you, his thumb caressing your cheek. “You looked adorable sleeping, Tink.”

Your cheeks flush slightly, and you give him a playful nudge. “Stop teasing me.”

Lando grins, but there's a tenderness in his eyes as he looks at you. “I'm not teasing, Tink. I mean it. You always look adorable, no matter what you're doing.”

You feel your heart skip a beat at his sincere compliment, and you can't help but smile back. “Thank you,” you say softly, feeling a warmth spreading through you, “I, uh, I should probably go to my room and let you sleep.”

“What? No, you don’t have to go.” Lando’s eyebrows furrow on their own, “I mean, you could stay over, it’s not like we haven’t done it before.”

You give him an unsure look, “I don’t know, Lando, you have a race tomorrow.”

“And we’ll sleep,” he shrugs, “the name ‘sleepover’ implies that, baby.”

You end up giving in and nodding, albeit a little hesitant. "Alright, I'll stay over."

Lando's face lights up with a bright smile, clearly pleased with your decision. "Great! It'll be fun, just like old times."

You chuckle softly. "Yeah, just like old times."

And you’d expect it to feel like the old times, because the two of you said it would be like the old times – the times where you’d spend the night over at his house because his mother picked you up and you didn’t want the playtime to be over. But instead of the excitement of a prolonged play date with your best friend, you find yourself anxious in the hotel bathroom over the fact that it’s him out there, and there is no way that he is not aware of the way you feel about him. You take a moment to compose yourself, splashing some cold water on your face to calm your nerves. This situation is new territory for both of you, and you don't want anything to ruin the friendship the two of you have. When you eventually make your way out of the bathroom, you desperately want to go back in, feeling undoubtedly exposed under Lando’s burning gaze.

“What?” You ask, your voice coming off weaker than you hoped, “Why are you looking at me like that?”

It takes a minute for him to answer you, mainly because of the fact that poor Lando is having a brain malfunction at the sight of you in his shirt – which he gave it to you because it was the only logical option for sleepwear, you know? Suddenly regretting his possessive streak, he attempts to clear his throat, “Nothing, you look good in my clothes.”

Your eyebrows shoot up, and you try not to let yourself become reduced to a blubbering mess, “Oh, well thank you. It’s yours,” after a brief moment of realisation you quickly add, “but you already knew that.”

“Tink,” he calls out, snapping you out of whatever embarrassed state you’re in, and your eyes quickly snap to his. “Come here,” he pleads as he extends one of his towards you, he’s quick to draw you into his arms – and just like that, you find yourself straddling your best friend.

“This is crazy,” you whisper as Lando grabs you by the waist to still your movements as you try to find a comfortable position while not realising just how uncomfortable it becomes for him.

“It doesn’t have to be,” his whisper is just as soft as yours as he looks up to you, “we don’t have to make it weird.”

A compromise, you’ll take it. “Are you going to kiss me?”

“Do you want me to kiss you?” As much as you hate it when he replies to your questions with his own, you nod your head with a sheepish look on your face, though it doesn’t satisfy Lando as a valid answer. “I need you to say it, baby.”

You answer comes of in an instant. “I do, please.”

“Such good manners,” he mumbles while giving you that boyish grin you love oh so much. When he catches biting the corner of your lip, you’re broken out of your daydream by his thumb pulling your lip free. “Don’t do that, you’ll hurt yourself,” his thumb caresses the side of your lip, “that’s my job, anyway.”

Your cheeks flush at his playful comment, and you can't help but smile at his words. "Your job, huh?" you tease, feeling the tension in the air starting to dissipate.

Lando chuckles, his fingers gently tracing patterns on your waist. "Among other things," he replies with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

Before you give yourself the opportunity to overthink, you lean in and press a soft kiss to Lando’s lips – it’s only a peck, a hesitant one at that, but not completely uncharted territory when you think about it. The two of you have shared kisses before, at Christmas or New Year’s at midnight, but somehow this simple peck feels different than any of those other occasions. Lando doesn’t rush you. He’s a patient man after all, and he knows that the feelings he has for you are reciprocated by the feelings you have for him. So when you look him with widened eyes, he gives you a soft smile and it does wonders to calm your nerves. It doesn’t take you long to press your lips against his once again, but this time the kiss is deeper, more passionate, and filled with the unspoken words that have lingered between you for too long.

It starts off with another peck, but this time you take the initiative to deepen the kiss, and the appreciative groan that leaves Lando’s lips makes you feel butterflies in your stomach. His hands move from your waist to the small of your back, pulling you closer to him, while yours tangle in his hair, revelling in the softness of his curls – and the fact that all of this feels almost familiar in some kind of a way. He’s not shy as he lets his tongue explore your mouth, in fact, he encourages you to do the same. It’s a messy kiss filled with colliding tongues and mixed breaths, and the hands that were on your waist one moment are now on your hips, encouraging their slow movement against his groin. It’s not a subtle build-up for any of you, either. It a matter of seconds, you find yourself dry-humping your childhood best friend in his hotel room, and in a couple more, both of you are whimpering into the kiss.

You’re both out of breath and breathing deeply as you rest your forehead against Lando’s. Thankfully, his hands continue to guide your hips as their movement get more and more erratic, and you him groan out, “Slow down, baby.”

You let out an objective whimper in return, whispering out a weak, “No.”

“No?” Lando repeats, his breath hitting your exposed neck in a light chuckle, “Do you want to come?”

“Uh-huh,” you mumble, letting your hands grab handfuls of his hair, “but you can’t fuck me.”

The whine that comes from your lips can only be described as bratty when Lando forces your hips to cease their movements, raising an eyebrow at you as he grumbles, “Excuse me?”

“You can’t fuck me, Lando.” You mumble, trying to move your hips again, but his hold is too powerful against your attempts. “At least not tonight.”

“And why is that, Tink?” He takes in your wide eyes and shuddering breath in, thinking he’d done something wrong, something you didn’t like. “You want to come, no?” He thinks at that moment, as you give him a nod with that dreamy and almost innocent look on your face, he could die and he’d be happy with where his life has led him, but he gives you a confused look, “Then what is the problem?”

“Um, you have a race tomorrow,” you explain as your fingers gently slide down to meet at the nape of his neck, “I don’t want to jinx anything.”

As a respond to your words, Lando gives you a look of disbelief, “You don’t want to jinx me having a good race,” he mumbles.

You give him another nod, “Are you mad at me?”

 “Am I mad at you?” Lando repeats the question, and he flips the two of you over in a smooth motion so that you're lying on the bed with him hovering above you, his eyes locked onto yours. “Answer the question for me, will you?”

You take a moment to catch your breath, your heart racing as you meet his intense gaze. “No,” you reply softly, your fingers tracing the outline of his jaw. “Why would you be mad at me?”

Lando's lips curve into a playful smile as he leans in, his breath warm against your skin. “See?” he murmurs, his lips brushing against yours, “Good girl.” As he moves down your body, you let out a protesting sound, but he quickly shushes you as he positions himself between your legs. “I’m going to make you come, and you’re not talking to Micheal Italiano ever again.” He taps the side of your hips to signal you to raise them up as he carefully takes off your underwear and then murmurs to himself, “Pretty girl, too.”

With a blush which is quickly spreading onto your cheeks and neck, you raise yourself onto your elbows as you watch him give you the do-over. “Lando,” you plead.

“Oh baby, you're wet,” he teases, “don’t worry, though, I’ll help you with that.” He also gives you a look while grabbing both of your thighs, “And the shirt fucking stays on.”

After the events of the previous night with Lando working wonders between your legs for the remainder of the night, he honestly didn’t expect to start the morning with you returning the favour. Alas there you were, between his legs, with sleepy eyes and an innocent smile as if you hadn’t just given him the best blowjob of his life. And as the two of you make your way along the paddock, he wishes he was back in his hotel room with you in his arms. You try your best to distract him from overthinking everything and costing himself the race, and Lando is aware of what you’re trying to do – though that doesn’t mean you succeed completely.

You can tell by the small frown of eyebrows that he is lost inside his head, probably double guessing every aspect of the strategy his team debriefed him about this morning. With a deep inhale, you give his hand a small squeeze, halting your movements to stop him alongside you. “Hey,” you call out gently, “you’re going to be amazing out there, okay? You have nothing to worry about.”

“I know, it’s just the pressure is getting to me.” You watch him sigh, closing his eyes for a moment to regroup his thoughts, “I’ll be fine before I go in the car, I promise.”

You nod, giving him an encouraging smile, “I know you will. After all, you feel the–”

“Need for speed.” He completes the sentence without thinking, which makes the two of share a short laughter. “Thanks, Tink.”

“You’re welcome,” lifting yourself up on your tiptoes, you give him a soft peck on his lips, “I’ll watch the race with your dad, okay?” You chuckle at his reaction when he lets out a prolonged groan, “What?”

“He’s going to make fun of us, big time.” He says, rolling his eyes.

“Go,” you say in between laughter, “don’t be late and for the love of God, be careful!”

Lando chuckles at your playful warning, giving you a mock salute. “Yes, ma'am!”

It doesn’t take long for you to find Adam, who gives you a knowing look, in the sea of spectators in the McLaren garage. And as the race begins, you and Adam stand side by side, your eyes fixed on the track where the race is unfolding. The first four laps as the Lando leads the race makes your heart beat so hard, you can practically feel the excitement coursing through your veins. Each turn and straightaway that Lando navigates flawlessly adds to the anticipation building in the air. Even when he returns to his original position, you’re on the edge, praying to whatever deity up there for him to finish this race without and incident. You’ve told him million times before that you don’t get F1 at all, you’ve always thought the adrenaline linked with the sport to be a negative feeling – too heavy, too much and definitely not something you want to feel every weekend. But in the moment that Lando passes the finishing line P2, you realise why people are so obsessed with this sport. Because when Lando crosses the finish line, you find yourself cheering as loudly as anyone else. The rush of emotions, once alien to you, now feels like a shared celebration of human achievement and dedication.

Lando is all smiles when he finally finds his way back to you, and he’s giving you a kiss the moment he has you back in his arms; celebrating with the team in the paddock was a whirlwind of emotions. As he wraps his arms around you and pulls you close, his big smile is infectious.

So you’re honestly confused when he starts dragging you through the hallways of the club you went to for his celebrations with the rest of the team. The beat of the music playing back in the dancefloor echoes in the hallway as he leads you down the hall. The lights, the laughter, and the energy of the celebrations in the main area of the club are still audible, but you can only hear the muffled sounds of the celebration being held for him. “Lando,” in hopes of finally getting some answers, you say his name for the umpteenth time, but he just looks at you with furrowed eyebrows, “what’s wrong?”

He's silent as he wraps his arms around your waist and before you can repeat your question he buries his head in the crook of your neck. While you’re thinking about what could’ve caused his sudden need to be alone with you, he’s very glad that you’ve opted to wear sneakers tonight instead of heels.

“Baby,” you murmur, your fingers running through his curls in an attempt to bribe him, “tell me what’s wrong.”

“Nothing is wrong.” His voice is muffled by your skin and you can feel the breath he exhales on your shoulder.

You purse your lips and give him a few moments for him to break on his own, but when he doesn’t, you sigh softly. “Something is wrong.”

He raises his head momentarily to give you an unamused look, then bury his head back into your neck, “I saw you and Oscar.”

“Yeah, we were talking about the race.” Your confirmation leaves you confused as he lets out a scoff, and you find yourself warily asking, “Is there something wrong with that?”

You hear him scoff again and then, “Well I didn’t particularly like it.”

You gently push him off of you as you try to look past his confused expression and pouted lips, “You didn’t like me talking to your teammate… about your race.”

“Well when you put it like that–”

“Lando he is two years younger than us, and he has a girlfriend you do realise that, don’t you?” Your hands rest on either side of your body on your hips as you give him a small grin, “You were jealous, weren’t you?”

His eyes widen as he nods, “Well yeah, Tink, I think that one was very much obvious when I dragged you here.”

“I mean,” you drawl, “it was kind of cute, you know?”

As his eyes narrow, Lando walks you backwards until you’re pressed up against the wall. “Well I am a cute person.”

“Oh yeah,” you let out a giggle, “the cutest.” Your fingers toy with the buttons of his shirt while you look up at him to meet his eyes, “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“That we should probably get back to the party?” He mumbles, his eyes drifting as he looks around the hall.

You fist the collar of his shirt as you raise yourself up on your tiptoes, your voice lowering down for only him to hear even if it’s a deserted hallway, “You don’t have a race tomorrow.”

His eyes come back down to meet yours, “Well yes, it’s Mond– oh,” it takes a moment for him to realise what you’ve meant, and you’re thrown over his shoulder in an instant.

“Wha– Lando put me down!” You shriek, “What are you doing?”

His voice is playful as he starts walking towards the back door of the club, “We are not leaving that hotel room for a few days.”  

It doesn’t take long for you to start laughing, “You’re an idiot.”

“Maybe,” he shrugs the opposite shoulder, “but I’m your idiot.”

The sincerity in his words catches you off guard, but you can’t help the small smile forming on your lips as you murmur, “Yeah, yeah you are.”

[yakumtsaki]

Dear readers, we've been through so much together and you know at this point it takes a lot for me to describe a situation as 'out of control'.. yet here we are. So Kea moves in and the following happens in the span of like 2 hours:

Barth beats up Felina.

Kea beats up Spice.

Barth beats up Cyan.

Felina beats up Barth. Like seriously, ENOUGH. I've decided that next generation when we're at the third cousin tier relation I'm just gonna let whoever wants to date a cousin do it because holy hell, breaking them up has been a disaster. Everyone is near aspiration failure, everyone has shit grades, we're BROKE, and to top it all off..

-HELLO AGAIN

Why. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING WE DON'T OWE ANY BILLS LIKE THIS IS LITERAL THEFT. I also love how everyone is already so miserable so the repoman just comes and takes all the fun objects we can't afford to replace, FML

Barth's aspiration meter is absolutely pathetic as a result of everyone viciously assaulting him and desperate times call for desperate measures..

-Well well.. If it isn't Glitched Butler #9.. How's it hanging? ;)

-Same as always, I'm here to not cook and to open the doors we no longer have thanks to Baby.

-You know what, I'm too depressed to seduce you so will you just sleep with me?

-As you well know my butler programming prohibits me from doing anything helpful!

FFS. It's ok Barth, I will fulfill your throw a party want, I don't see how anything could go wrong with the situation in this house being what it is!

-Hey there! Join our party! Sleep with me! I COMMAND YOU

Barth please get it together.

-I CAN'T FUNCTION ROMANTICALLY BECAUSE I'M SO SAD BUT I REFUSE TO THROW ANY WANTS THAT DON'T INVOLVE ME SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE

OK DO YOU MAYBE SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THAT APPROACH

-NO

-Ugh, Spice is so hot when he's crying after I beat him up.

Ok Kea, I'm only gonna ask this once: are you fucking kidding me????

-What? It's only natural to be attracted to your girlfriend's ex who is her cousin and your enemy.

I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see this shit and move on.

So I have invited several of Barth's existing and potential lovers to this party and my goal is to figure out who, if anyone, I'm gonna marry him to. Now please enjoy this sequence of events:

a) Barth is flirting with my current top spouse pick, Stella Terrano, and it's going great!

b) Barth leaves Stella Terrano to go sleep with GODDAMN GUNNAR. Since I can't seem to shake this fucker off, the only option remaining is to give him a ridiculous fake accent to make him bearable.

-Oi luvs you, Barth!

-Why are you talking like a servant from Downton Abbey? Also who the hell caught me cheating now?

Who knows or cares? Let's continue:

c) Barth goes downstairs to beat up Cyan.

d) Klara aka my former top spouse pick attempts to leap into Barth's arms and HE LETS HER DROP

-Äääääh mein arsch!

-Sorry Klara but I refuse to get caught cheating by Gunnar..

-..unless it's with Stella Terrano!

LOL OMG, I really thought I'd have to marry him to fucking Gunnar due to THIS SHIT:

But God's mercy finally shines upon me!!!

Oh man I'm so upset by this >:)

-Ha culd youse do 'is, ya broke ma 'eart!!!

-What?

-Oh my, turtles are considered the sexiest animal in my planet👽

Stella ffs. Oh well, so sad, goodbye Gunnar, I was really hoping to add your freakish lack of chin into our gene pool but looks like I won't have the chance huhu!

e) Barth flirts with Stella again and is caught cheating AGAIN..

f) ..by Sarah Love who I keep forgetting exists but man that's a HARDCORE slap, she legit got her fingers in his eyeball(s)

-SORRY WHATSYOURNAME BUT I THINK BLINDING ME IS A BIT OF AN OVERREACTION

Yay! See Barth, our amazing party did the trick and now everything is gonna be ok!

-IM BLIND IM BLINDDDD I CAN'T SEE

Excuse me?! You know what Barth I'm done helping you, nothing is ever good enough for you!

[giamee]

ᯓ ᡣ𐭩 prev. OG 5 GIRLS INTRO!

masterlist. next. ᯓ ᡣ𐭩

INTRODUCING THE ISLANDERS ...

"HI i'm y/n, i'm 21 and from teyvat. i'm a student, so yay summer break!"

"i'm here for what i hope is a good time. i've had a couple boyfriends before, in fact i broke up with my last one just a few months ago, so i'm really just looking to get out there again and what's a better way than to be here with all the hottest guys in teyvat?"

"hey, i'm ganyu!! i work as a secretary and i'm 21, i live in liyue!!"

"i've never really had a boyfriend before haha, but maybe i'll find one here! my friends say that i'm a workaholic, and i feel like if i were to have a boyfriend he'll have to be able to handle the fact that i have a busy work life, or maybe just have one of his own."

"i'm not really the type to go out much, i definitely prefer a night in haha."

"my type? i like sweet guys, sort of a classic romantic type of guy who will make me feel special and understands my needs. that's all."

"yo, i'm hu tao, my friends call me tao! i'm from liyue, i'm 19, and i'm a funeral director. didn't expect that one did you? you ever had someone on the show with that job before? yeaahhhh, thought not."

"one thing about me is i love a good prank. i've always kind of been a trouble child, ever since primary school. nothing too crazy, just enough to keep people on their toes."

"i like people that are funny, can match my vibe. i don't like boring people. we're here to have fun, aren't we!?"

"one ick i have? to begin with, people who call them icks. and uhh... i also hate when guys make it a point to say how strong they are by comparing my own strength?? like yes, you can curl my bench, i'd hope so or otherwise we'd both be weak as shit."

"hey, i'm rosaria, i'm from mondstadt. i'm 26, and... well i've had a lot of jobs over the years. it's a bit of a funny story, actually, i used to be a nun. clearly that was meant to last 'cos i'm on this show now. right now, i work as a bartender. it's quite fun, getting to know the regulars. i can do most of their orders off the top of my head now."

"one of my icks in a guy? i don't think this really counts, but you won't believe the amount of guys i've met who are just... can't get over the fact that i used to be a nun. it's not that serious, like? i get it, but this isn't a porno."

"my type? good question. i don't know. but the last guy i was talking to had a bunch of tattoos and this really hot beard so, maybe that."

"so... i just talk into this mic? okay."

"hello.. everyone! i'm jean, i'm 26, and i'm an office worker. nothing too glamorous, haha. oh yeah, and i'm from mondstadt"

"my type in a guy is someone who's a bit more mature, you know? i'm not a teenager any more, i don't have the patience to date around with idiots anymore!" (chuckles)

"growing up, my dad and my brothers always made sure to treat me really well so that when i'm older i'll know how a guy should treat me. i guess you could say that my standards are pretty high, yeah"

"ooh, an ick? if a guy wants to go 50/50 with me. if you're broke, just say that"

𝜗𝜚 gia's notes :: the banners r kinda ugly o well. graphic design is my passion 🤓 also i left the y/n bio kinda blank so it's not too specific :)

[rosepetalkitty]

hi hey hello please read this its important info!!

about!!!

what is this? who am i?

hi hi hi!!! finally caved and made an nsfw/kink altblog. no i will not be linking this to my main blog even if u know me there. i doubt im ever gonna post anything thats just outright sexual here bc im acespec and not really into that stuff very much but like kink is such a fun topic so that'll come up a lot. also for the record, this is not a "men dni" page but i am generally sapphic.

call me Rose if you're subby or rosie if you want me to be ^-^ my pronouns are she/her, kit/kitty and ella (es.), i'm an 18y/o trans girl, and i've been diagnosed with adhd, autism and tourettes, among other things.

also, as of october 30th, 2024, i am a voice actress!!! my audios are posted on my reddit page!!! i don't do commissions (yet!) but im happy to take suggestions, so if you have an idea, shoot me an ask!!

and uhhh dunno what else i was gonna say. plspls send me asks i love the attention!!! i'll leave anons on until it becomes a problem~ anyways uh yeah! enjoy!

please read below the break for more information, especially if you plan on interacting with this blog!!

where you can reach me:

here, obviously, though tumblr dms are pretty bad. on the bright side this is like zero effort. you're on tumblr, im on tumblr, yay

simplex! you can click that link to add me, and if you don't have simplex it'll explain to you how to set it up, which is super duper easy. it's really really great privacy wise!! i would very much appreciate it if you send me a tumblr dm telling me your simplex display name so that i know who's who.

discord. my discord tag is the same as my url here. i do prefer simplex over discord though (mostly cuz i don't switch discord accounts on my phone bcuz it's a pain, and also bcuz of the privacy thing)

some links!

you can send me praise here!!!!

i write my stories on this neocities page now!

my cashapp is here!! it's essentially a virtual tip jar and if you appreciate my va work i would really really appreciate a tip, but please don't feel obligated to!

and here are some posts that are significant to me for one reason or another

this blog is a persona, a ranty short essay about identity, emotional freedom, masking and what it really means to know Me

my first real audio post!! oh my goddess this was so exciting!!!

on fear regarding human domestication guide, and on my hope to someday overcome it

regarding my roommate, myrrh

as of writing (2024-11-08), myrrh (murmur unless you have been given permission to use the prior! check baa pinned before interacting with bah!) and i are now comfortable interacting on tumblr. this is awesome because discussing kink as an interest is great and ba's my bestie, but i need to make this incredibly clear:

we are strictly platonic! we are not dating, we are not fwb, we do not do any kinky or sexual stuff together at all and never will. we chat about kink and sometimes make jokes about it at each other's expense, but we are friends who live together, not partners. do not insinuate otherwise, it makes both of us very uncomfortable.

An important note about dominance...

If you're exclusively a dom(me) you can skip this, otherwise I would appreciate it if you could at least skim it.

i do not like the expectation that i will be dominant at any given time, but I do enjoy showing some dominance sometimes, in some situations. I do enjoy being a brat, when I'm not already feeling really subby but want to be put in my place.

Hell, I do enjoy hypnotizing people. A lot, actually. I've been a hypnotist (in both a purely for fun way and occasionally a kink way depending on the person) for a relatively large number of people over the past several years, including in person for a handful of people, though much less so in the past year or so. I would love to make files for people to listen to, and I totally would if I had the creative energy and a private space to record (reminder that I live in a college dorm and have a roommate — they're awesome, but we don't have that kind of relationship and have zero intentions of changing that ever).

The problem is, I get burnt out very quickly if I force myself to be dominant when my brain isn't just doing it spontaneously. How do I know? In past relationships my partners saw me as a switch, and expected me to dominate them as much as they dominated me. I really can't do that. My dominance is as much within my control as my hyperfixations — I can make good use of it when it's there, but when it isn't there's nothing I can do to force it without causing myself lots of stress and burnout.

For that reason I'm not willing to be your domme or anyone else's. Instead of seeing me as a switch, please consider me a sub who can be dominant sometimes. I can't do it on demand, and I can't promise that I will be able to do it for any given person at any given time.

some notes for the page!

if ive tagged a post with #pull my trigger! then that means im ok with ppl playing with my brain in the notes!! otherwise, please just message me directly. im always okie with dms.

posts with #mean rosie on them have me teasing/messing with/bullying (in a /lh way) other people~ don't ask me to do this to you unless it's like a reblog responding to me doing that to you or smth. i don't usually enjoy showing dominance like that. sometimes im just the flavor of brat that likes to tease people. other times i do kinda feel a little bit dominant but. meh. even then ill pretty much always slip down into good girl mode on the spot if anyone shows any dominance towards me, usually even more so than i would normally.

posts tagged #angel rosie are ones that make me really happy~

#rosie rambles and #rosie rants go on serious/out of theme posts, with the latter being for emotionally heavy ones

#rosie speaks goes on all my audios~

plspls ask me about my triggers, my kinks, etcetc!!! i love getting told to answer questions >w<

dni list

any adult is free to view my page. minors, please leave. im serious. that said, there are certain things that will get you blocked from interacting with my page, so if your blog falls into any of these categories please kindly just look, don't touch.

agepl@y

transphobes, and anyone else who doesn't think trans women are women

s!ssy, crossdressing and detrans themed pages. i have nothing against you for liking that stuff, but it makes me really uncomfortable because of some past experiences. please dni.

blank blogs, no age in bio or pinned, blogs that seem to just be spam reblogging everything, etc. sometimes this is case by case — "18+" is usually not chill, but "20s" or "30s" usually is. if you have nothing at all that's a nope. having a pfp is important, by the way.

blogs that just spam ai generated pictures. im sure youre chill, but ai pictures take the humanity out of your blog and frankly just look bad. posting one here or there on an otherwise human blog is thin ice, but i care a little less when there's other content too, as long as your other content is good.

my kinks, my limits my triggers

obviously im very very into hypnosis, especially intelligence play (aka dumbification), especially especially when there are bimbo themes involved. im also into everything on this list (in no particular order), but its definitely not exhaustive because theres things ive never tried before. please try new things on me!

light/medium bondage

pet play (as a kitty or a bunny, totes open to others but those are ones i luv)

spanking and other light pain, including light scratching/marking

being groped

praise and degradation, especially when its condescending

gentle doms (not that other styles are bad, but gentle+manipulative+condescending+possessive is my favorite)

other people picking my clothes

physical affection (headpats, scritchies, cuddles, kisses)

medical play (very specifically anesthesia, limited interest in other parts of it)

gaslighting

exhibitionism (especially when im being shown off)

behavior modification (especially clicker training!)

edging and denial

i have a voice kink for certain types of voices. generally my favorites are deep femme voices with really soft tones that get sharp to add emphasis to certain words like "drop" or "now". i also sometimes like higher softer masc voices, but deep or rough masc voices make me uncomfortable most of the time. if you want me to give you examples of hypnotists on the internet whose files i like, please send an ask or dm me.

when im in control (especially when it's about my audios!!!), i love being told how i make you feel, what you think of me, etc, so go on, feed my ego ;)

sooo yeah!! next are my soft limits — things i don't necessarily love but can tolerate in an otherwise fun context. please ask before acting on these because i would generally prefer to avoid them.

hypno audios narrated by text to speech — most of them are just grating and i can't relax with them.

"brainwashing" files that are just someone saying the same thing over and over with no induction or deepener or triggers or anything to put me under. i need to be in trance before that stuff does anything.

"hypnosis audios" that have loud music, or where the script is turned into a song. i've heard it done well maybe once or twice, i've heard it done wrong a million times.

hypnosis content as long form videos, especially when i need to read text in the video. my eyes get exhausted from staring at a screen for too long. i really really prefer audio, and text is good too, but videos longer than a couple minutes are rough.

and finally, here are my hard limits. please don't bring these things up. full stop. these are non-negotiable.

everything on my dni list

the drugs haloperidol/haldol, lorazepam/ativan and promethazine/phenergan

heavy pain

blood, knives/sharps, heavy scratching/marking

being asked/"forced" (i can and will block you if you're pushy) to send pictures or videos. audio is a hard maybe and very much depends on dysphoria at that moment and vibes. but yeah pictures and videos are a no-go.

being sent dick pics. please don't. im not into that. other pics are probably fine as long as you're chill.

extended degradation with no praise (i start having genuine self image issues past a certain point - i like being degraded, having my behavior changed, and then being praised as a reinforcement mechanism)

intox play, especially alcohol and weed. it scares me because of some past experiences. this is specifically about being intoxicated in the traditional sense (drunk/high), so like for example being sedated is something im cool with (and actually love the idea of)

feeding kink stuff

and here are some of my hypnotic triggers, in no particular order

"brain goes bye bye" melts my brain and makes it really hard to think

"control goes bye bye" takes control of my brain and my body away so that i just do as im told

"memories go bye bye" makes it really hard to remember anything for a while, which mostly just shuts my brain off. these first three are all from Miss Lilith, i love her files~ <3

"sleep" and "drop" both put me under, to varying degrees of success. might take multiple uses to really take me down deep, and really everything works better with a snap

"good girl" makes me happy and a tiny bit more obedient

"look here", "listen" and "focus" draw in my attention and make it hard to look away from/ignore whatever is being shown/said to me. they also usually make me more suggestible.

"lightning" makes me feel weak and dazed and when im like that "thunder" puts me under and gets me really floaty and fuzzy

"submit and obey" makes me obedient and super duper suggestible

i have a lot more, im just not remembering them all right now. theres probably dozens in my brain from all the files ive conditioned myself with over the years

[faerieroyal]

Hey!! May I suggest/request some headcanons of what Ken (Ryan Gosling) dating a zookeeper Barbie would include, please? Thank you!!

ooooh, yay, a request for ken, i was honestly worried i wasn’t gonna get any for him !! thank you so much, dear anon, and i really hope you like these headcanons !! <3

✩⡱ headcanons: ken (ryan gosling) x gn!zookeeper barbie!reader

(note: i am aware that technically all the barbies are ladies, but in the interest of inclusion i am keeping this gender-neutral - hope you don’t mind!!)

— in a world like barbieland, where so much is the same - the days, the weather, the outfits, the words exchanged between those who live here - you are a notable outlier.

— rather than spend your days at the beach or cruising around the pristine streets of barbieland like your barbie counterparts, you are more than content to spend all your time in barbieland's only zoo, where you work, among the animals. rather than perfectly fitting clothes in pastel colors, your wardrobe consists of a standard zookeeper uniform, beige and khaki and shorts and t-shirts, the type of clothing always ready to be stained with dirt and animal saliva even if they somehow never are.

— you're also a bit different from the other barbies, and even the kens, in terms of personality. you much prefer the company of animals, and after spending so long among them (although curiously, it has never felt like that long), you're left in a place of often not knowing how to socialize with people. the other barbies and kens are all very nice to you when they come to visit the zoo or see you in public, of course - you're not sure any of them know how not to be nice - but the fact remains: you are quiet and relatively isolated, not peppy and social like every other barbie seems to be.

— which is, perhaps, exactly what allows this particular ken to notice you.

— the two of you know each other, of course, everybody knows everybody in barbieland, but you don't have an official conversation until one day when the other barbies finally convince you to come to the beach with them.

— you’re feeling intensely awkward when you first arrive with them, an unusual sight at the beach standing there in a borrowed swimsuit, and that’s when ken first sees you.

— he originally comes up just to talk to classic barbie, but of course take a moment to say hello to all the other barbies standing with her, and it’s then that he notices you, standing there between physicist barbie and president barbie and clearly trying hard to hide how nervous you are. he doesn’t recall ever having seen you before, and given that a new barbie hasn’t appeared in barbieland in a really long time and he definitely would have known if it had happened, he’s immediately interested in who you are and what you must have been doing in order for him to have never met you before now.

— you’re the last barbie he greets, and when he hits you with his classic “hi, barbie!” and dazzling smile, all you find yourself really able to do is smile and awkwardly wave back, feeling like your face is on fire. of course, this only draws ken in more (he’s as curious as a puppy), and so he asks if you want to share a towel with him so that he can get to know you better!

— you’re a little nervous about the other barbies getting upset if you leave them, but they’re all smiles, encouraging you to go and have fun with ken if you want to (and in fact, classic barbie might even give you an extra little push towards him, happy that ken might finally have someone else to have a crush on since she doesn’t return his feelings), so you agree to the towel-sharing, face getting even hotter at how utterly excited ken looks about it.

— the two of you wind up talking for almost two hours, with ken wanting to know everything about you and asking a million questions about your animals and even promising to come to the zoo as soon as possible. he’s so invested in talking to you that even when beach ken taunts him and tries to challenge him to a volleyball match, he doesn’t accept like he normally would - which is how the other barbies realize that in such a short time, he’s already starting to develop a crush on you. (the kens, bless their hearts, take a little longer to pick up on it, but when allan lets them know they very quickly realize how obvious it is.)

— the two of you continue talking and hanging out for a few weeks, during which you even give ken a private tour of the whole zoo and allow him to help you feed the animals, which you’ve never done for anyone before. you’re not quite sure why you offer to let him help you at first, but it’s afterwards that you realize: ken’s special to you. you like him, in the way he used to like classic barbie. in a dating way.

— (even if he does keep mixing up which feeds are meant for which animals and almost gave your zebras the steaks meant for the lions. but you kind of like that he’s a little hopeless, if you’re being honest; it’s ridiculously endearing.)

— it’s about two months, while the two of you are dancing at the first party at classic barbie’s dreamhouse that you’ve ever been to, that ken eagerly asks if he can be your boyfriend. for a moment, you’re frozen in surprise - you ever actually thought he returned your feelings, even though it’s rather obvious as you actually look back - but you quickly beam back at him and, under the pink glow of the dreamhouse’s lights, give this sweet man the only answer you could ever give.

— “of course, ken. i’d love for you to be my boyfriend.”

— and as nervous as you are for the first few weeks after that, it turns out to be amazing. there isn’t even a lot of change from when the two of you were friends; you still spend the majority of your time together, and ken still follows you around like a puppy dog, always telling you about how cool he thinks you are and doing his best to help you take care of your animals (which, again, makes you feel a little bit silly for not realizing he liked you back sooner).

— one of the only differences is that now, you feel a lot less nervous about showering ken with as many compliments as he gives you; barely an hour goes by without the two of you telling each other how beautiful and amazing you find the other person. (the other barbies, for the record, find this absolutely adorable and can never keep from constantly “awww”ing when the two of you hang out with them.)

— another difference, and possibly the best one of all, is that you actually get to kiss him. your kisses normally aren’t very long, just sweet little pecks on the lips - or a flurry of little kisses all over your face when ken gets in a silly mood - but they’re always incredibly nice and leave both of you grinning from ear to ear when you pull away.

— your animals warm up to ken a lot more once the two of you start dating, too. they weren’t always the friendliest to him before, both since they’re protective of you and because he isn’t the best at caring for them, but once they realize that ken really cares about you and isn’t going to do you or them any harm, they become a lot warmer, making happy noises when he approaches and bumping their heads into his hand to demand pets even when he messes up their feeding yet again. (he even strikes up something of a friendship with amelia, one of your lionesses, and you’ve often found him just sitting in her enclosure, having a lively one-sided conversation while she rests her large head in his lap.)

— of course, the other barbies and kens (as well as allan) are very supportive of your relationship - even beach ken, as reluctant as he is to think positively of his rival, can acknowledge that you’re adorable together.

— classic barbie tells you as much one sunny day on the beach, almost exactly like the one where you and ken first met - except that this time, you’re sitting there confidently in your own swimsuit, one that you bought after ken noticed it and declared that he thought you’d look amazing in it, as you lounge on a beach chair with the other barbies and watch the kens square off against each other at the volleyball nets.

— “you know, barbie, you and ken really do make an amazing couple. i’m super happy for you guys; just because i didn’t like him as a boyfriend doesn’t mean he shouldn’t ever get to be anyone’s boyfriend, so i’m really glad he’s yours.”

— and you look over at ken, your ken, as he successfully keeps beach ken from scoring and immediately looks back at you with a big smile to see if you noticed, and you smile as bright as barbieland’s ever-shining sun.

— “me too, barbie. me too.”

barbie (2023) taglist: empty for now !

general taglist: @maddipoof, @thatmagickjuju, @talkingturnedtoscreamss, @malafvma, @auxiliarydetective, @heliads, @oneirataxia-girl !

( send me an ask if you want to be added to a taglist !! )

[sohcah--toa]

bullet train/マリアビートル details ~

Hello!! I recently dug up the Bullet Train script (if you search it up, you should be able to find it relatively easily!! I'm not sure if it's completely reliable but it seems to be the first version) and listened to the soundtrack. (It's awesome, you should listen if you haven't already!!)

There's a lot of stuff here about マリアビートル, I hope you enjoy reading 🥳 (It's really ridiculous)

-- 1 ) LEMON'S CHILDHOOD // BACKGROUND(??)

I attached a photo for reference in the book!! :D (there's highlighter marks, I'm sorry) His backstory is tragic and aahh noo 🥹... I won't say much on it because we're all thinking the same thing. In the script, this is carried over when Lemon passes out because of the water. But apparently, in the final movie, this isn't shown a lot. In the book and movie, they aren't brothers and have a considerably colder relationship, so I can understand why the childhood scene in the cut is so much more wholesome. (Still supersuper cool though!!)

-- 2) "I'm forever blowing bubbles"

The original reason why this song was chosen for Bullet Train was because of Tangerine's West Ham United sticker (turns out, that's a football club). Hey!! But wait a minute!! There's a funny coincidence because Ladybug in the book was trying to become a football star. He has a quote that's like "my friend told me that someone like me could either become a footballer or a criminal, so I did both" and he says that his first crime was stealing a football.

The song delves into themes surrounding fortune as well!! I love their music selection 🙇‍♂️😤

-- 3) THREE ASSASSINS/グラスホッパー REFERENCES

Okay this part (in a way...) contains spoilers for Three Assassins, which is the first book of the "series"! ! The story revolves around a guy named Suzuki, who appears again in Bullet Train!! He kinda-sorta becomes friends with Ladybug and it's like 😊 they are so happy. To be completely honest, Suzuki's a bit traumatised but so is Ladybug, right?? Lovely friendship!!

It's also so interesting that he's reading a hotel buffet menu because his wife used to love eating at buffets and he adopted the habit of hoarding all the food as well. He's on the train to meet with his dead wife's family (which was extremely difficult for him after her passing).

-- 4) BULLET TRAIN REFERENCES IN THE MANTIS/AX

There's this other book in the series called The Mantis or AX for the Japanese version. This one isn't talked about a lot but if you like family stories, this book is so so soo good. It really pulled at my heartstrings when I first read it but I can't say too much without spoiling everything. Anyway, it makes a few references to Bullet Train and literally starts with the main character, Kabuto (an assassin), having a flashback to talking to Tangerine and Lemon during one of his missions, where they had the same target so they worked together. The Twins really respect him, actually, but find it funny that he's so careful around his wife (YES KABUTO, AN ASSASSIN, HAS A WIFE). Some characters reappear so.. :")) yay!!

-- 5) 777

Ladybug comes back!! He comes back in the latest book in the series; 777. So far, the Japanese reviews have been pretty positive and I think there's an English translation coming in November!! 🥳 I like how the title is 777; 7 like 7 tails in Nanao (七尾), car 7, his favourite number is 7 (if I recall correctly), 7 the "lucky number".

-- 6) THIS GUY

No one asked but I heavily dislike the Prince in the book. (to be honest, who doesn't...) He's just mean for no reason and likes ruining people's lives, makes fun of poor Ladybug (this really isn't that bad compared to the other stuff he does) and yeah, the list goes on. Also apparently he (heavily) tortures other schoolmates and it's not like he gets paid for it like the Twins or the other guys. He just does it for fun?? OK!! The premise of his character is amazing and it's great to see a villain that's actually just straight evil but since he's designed that way, we are validated when hating him ww. He talks about politics as well for some reason... keeps referencing historical tragedies.... man.

-- 7) ASAGAO/THE PUSHER

The Pusher is back too!! Weee~ (not really)

In the movie, it seems as though this entire part got cut out which, like, is reasonable. I attached a photo from the Grasshopper (2015) movie for reference hahaha. The guy in the black suit is the Pusher!! Yeah, he pushes people!! (not in the fun way!!)

He is in charge of protecting Wataru from the Prince's guy, although he's reluctant at first. He's obsessed with bugs and stuff. Whenever he opens his mouth, it's probably going to be about bugs. The Pusher's also strangely poetic. Maybe it's because he likes old bands like the Rolling stones? Oh!! And he gets mentioned in The Mantis.

And speaking of the Kimura family, Yuichi Kimura says something very true and it's:

"who do they gotta make the train toilets so nasty"

-- 8) LADYBUG IS COOL

This is very much a fact. In Mariabeetle, he gets kidnapped when he's 8 years old because he gets mistaken for a rich kid (after he lost a bet with his wealthy friend and had to wear his "rich person backpack"), then in the place he's being held captive, he escapes by HIMSELF since his dad isn't able to give the guys money for his son back (since they took the wrong person!!). But heyy he's resourceful and smart.

AND guess what?? He gets traumatised because there was this other boy being held but Ladybug didn't save him and it's haunted him ever since. This is also one of the reasons why he ends up helping the Prince even though he knows it won't do him any good.

Obviously, it gets worse from there. He makes it back to his family and they're pretty happy. Unfortunately, they're far from rich and Ladybug has to study extremely hard to get into a college. Spoiler alert, he doesn't. THE THING IS!! He studied so hard!! It's just that during his exam, some kid sneezed on his paper and he wiped it, smudging all his work and even his name!! Nanao! No!!

-- 9) TANGERINE BOOK RECS

To the Lighthouse - Virginia Woolf

"We perished, each alone."

-> He really loves that quote. A lot. Also he's a Virginia Woolf fan!!

2. Forbidden Colours - Yukio Mishima

-> He's also a Yukio Mishima fan... I wonder if he's ever read "The Sound of Waves". What would he think about it? Hahaha this will keep me up at night 😅 (<- SLANTED EMOJI!!)

3. The Sailor who Fell from Grace with the Sea - Yukio Mishima

-> To talk about Article 41 of the Penal Code of Japan. (Mr Kotaro Isaka, the author, studied law, by the way!! It's interesting!!) However, here, Tangerine quotes Mishima on Article 41 ;)

4. Hemingway and Faulkner

-> Actually it's a collection so it's not really a book recommendation but these two people are real - Ernst Hemingway (the Old Man and the Sea guy) and William Faulkner. They didn't really get along, by the way, and even though they respected the other's work, they criticised more than praised. Sounds like the Twins.

5. Demons - Fyodor Dostoevsky

-> "Crime is no longer insanity, but simply common sense, almost a duty; anyway, a gallant protest."

I think the author is a heavy Fyodor Dostoevsky fan, just because he also referenced his works in Three Assassins.

6. Crime and Punishment ;D

-> "Science now tells us, love yourself before all men, for everything in the world relies on self-interest."

(CONT'D) yeahh this book was referenced in Three Assassins and one of the characters is obsessed with it. Glad to see that Tangerine is a fan too hahahaha.

-- 10) LEMON IS AWESOME

Opinionated text here but Lemon is plain awesome.

"Between the principal's name and Doraemon's gadgets, it was blindingly obvious which one was more important."

To each their own and I know he's a criminal but he seems like he has no enemies. Sounds very wholesome.

-- 11) HORNET THE MVP

She's in Three Assassins AND the Mantis!! Hypercool. In both books, the Hornet is a team of a male and a female. The female is eliminated (this word choice ww) by Ladybug but the male is still up and kicking, though Ladybug feels bad about it. They use poison needles, like the movie, but they trigger anaphylaxis, which is a really dangerous allergic reaction that causes body shocks.

-- 12) SUZUKI: PHILOSOPHER AND ECONOMIST

"If people knew that they might be killed by someone tomorrow, economic activity would grind to a halt."

... well 😅 take from that what you will.

(that's Suzuki!!)

Cela dit... that's all.... so long, I'm sorry. But thank you so much if you read until the end!! I hope you at least found it a bit entertaining!! :"))

[riddle-me-ri]

I am not sure that I will participate in the drawing, but it would be interesting for me to make a request. Could I have BTAS Johnny and first date night? ^^

A/N: that's totally fine sweet anon! And I can most certainly do that for you!

Word Count: 522

BTAS Scarecrow - First Date Night

The fall weather and Halloween season was definitely making Jonathan feel more comfortable for this first date. The first date he has had in awhile. 

Until you came into view and then he instantly got the butterflies again. 

“Hey Jonny!” You waved as you rushed over to where he stood in front of the carnival entrance. 

“H-Hello there.” He was able to mumble out. 

You smiled at him already happy to see him. You were excited to spend more time with him. You’ve heard all the stories of his Scarecrow escapades but you didn’t see any of that in the man that stood before you now. 

“You look very handsome this evening, Jon. I love that sweater you’re wearing!” 

Jonathan tugged a little at the collar. What once was a comfortable warmth now became suffocatingly hot. “I-uh, um. Thank you, you look great too!” 

You giggled. “Thank you.” 

You turned towards the Halloween themed carnival. Everything was in full swing and there was endless possibilities for you and Jonathan. 

“So, where would you like to start?” You asked him. 

Jonathan was already kicking himself. He felt like he should have asked you that first, but he was still reeling over you calling him handsome. 

He tried to recover quickly. He tried to think of an activity that he could possible use as an opportunity to impress you. 

“I hear the corn maze this year has been quite the challenge.” Jonathan mentioned. “If you’d like, I-eh…usually have a knack for them.” 

Your eyebrows rose and smile widened. “Sounds like a plan, lead the way!” 

Jonathan was frozen in place as you casually gripped his hand in yours and interlocked your fingers between his. 

As you two entered the maze, the narrow passage ways caused you two to get closer together. Just as he got used to your hand, he now has to get used to your side tucked into his or having you in front of him. 

Much as he appreciated getting to be so close to you, his face was becoming unbearably flushed and heated. Jonathan hoped to whoever had a higher power that you didn’t notice. 

You did and you found it absolutely adorable. This Jonathan Crane is proving to be the furthest thing from the “Master of Fear.” 

Between the two of you, you were able to navigate the maze. Once you exited, you quickly turned around to face Jonathan and embrace him victoriously. 

“Yay! We did it! That wasn’t so bad, but I know I would have definitely gotten lost if not for you, Jonny!” 

His heart was thumping in his ears, he knows fear well enough to know this isn’t caused by fear. Instead, this was something equally as potent but far more welcomed…sometimes. 

“Oh-uh, it was no problem at all. I-D-Did you have fun?” He asked. 

You nodded. “I sure did! But I am kinda hungry, you wanna grab a bite real quick?” 

He smiled contently, reassured that you were enjoying his company.

This time, despite being a little hesitant at first, he grabbed your hand in his. “Sounds like a plan, lead the way, my dear!”

[gunilslaugh]

Hello! I really enjoyed the response to my last request (the bad habit reader with Jun hun), and I was wondering if I could get a part two?

Like the reader is having a party and Jun han brings the rest of the band to meet reader but a fight breaks out between either reader and a random person, or reader and a band member,

And Jun han takes the readers side and takes care of them afterwards?

I hope this isn't too much ,

Also can I be 🎻 anon?

Of course you can be 🎻 anon! I changed your request just a tiny bit, instead of the reader having a party. I wrote where they go to a party I hope that you don't mind, it was easier for me to write that way. :)

Part 2 to Why Do You Stay?

Han Hyeongjun

Summary:It’s been over a year since you’ve been to a party, but you feel like you’re ready now and you have Hyeongjun by your side, so what could go wrong?

WC:~1.9k

Warning: reader gets into a fight, minor injuries, one cuss word

photo not mine credits to owner.

An annual party was coming up. It was a party that the buskers of your area always held as a little celebration for the year coming to an end. You were still undecided about going to it or not. You skipped out on it last year, due to working on yourself to become a better person, ie not trusting yourself to be near alcohol or other substances that would probably be there. The party was always fun though and you were admittedly bummed about missing it last year. However, you still weren’t sure if going to a party would be a good thing for you. 

“Hey, y/n you had a nice set tonight, looks like you did pretty good money wise too.” One of your busking friends came up to you as you were beginning to pack up. 

“Thanks. I watched yours for a bit before I had to start mine. Your set was good too.” It was kinda weird having another friend that wasn’t Hyeongjun, but it was nice at the same time. You and her weren’t the closest of friends, but you talked to each other often enough and sometimes grabbed dinner together. 

“Are you coming to the party this year? I know you skipped last year,” she asked you. 

“I’m not sure,” you told her, which caused her to pout a little. 

“Oh come on,” she sulked. “Ooo what if you invited your boyfriend to come with you? Didn’t you mention that he was in a band too? It would be fun!” she tried to persuade you. The thought of Hyeongjun going with you did make you feel more at ease. 

“I’ll ask him. If he agrees I’ll probably go then,” you say. 

“Yay!” She did a little jump. “Ok, you get home safe,” she told you.

“You too,” you returned. 

“Bye,” she tells you as she begins to walk away.

“Bye,” you said back. You finished packing your belongings and headed back home. 

The next day Hyeongjun was over at your place, the two of you sitting on your little couch, munching on snacks, while watching a movie. 

“Hyeongjun,” you called his attention, setting your bag of snacks down.

“Yes.” He turned to look at you. 

“How would you feel about going to the busking party with me?” you asked hesitantly and looked down at your lap, fiddling with your fingers. 

“Are you sure you want to go?” he asked, quickly noticing your uneasiness. You let out a small sigh.

“I want to go, but I’m scared that I’ll do something stupid,” you admit in a small voice. “If you go with me though I think I would be ok. I do miss not going to it last year,” you said. Hyeongjun took a moment to look at you. Almost as if he was analyzing every micro-expression you made. 

“Ok, let’s go,” he agreed. More excitement filled your body than you thought it would upon Hyeonjun’s agreeance.  

“Really?” you questioned. 

“Yes,” Hyeongjun stated. 

“Oh yeah, you can invite your members too if you want,” you added. 

“You know they are always asking me about you. This would be a good chance for them to finally meet you,” he says. Truth be told you felt a little nervous about meeting his members. You don’t know what Hyeongjun has told them about you. Granted you know that he wouldn’t say anything bad regarding you. It still made you nervous because there were plenty of bad things to say about you, your past specifically. 

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The day of the party rolled around and all the excitement you had about attending had turned into doubt and worry. You didn’t want to relapse into your bad habits that you worked so hard to get rid of again. 

Knock knock knock the ease to your worries has just arrived. You went to your apartment door and opened it up. On the other side stood Hyeongjun and his members. 

“Hey, come in.” You stepped aside allowing them all to enter your apartment. 

“So y/n really is real,” Jiseok said as he walked in, causing you to laugh. 

“Did you think that I was fake?” you chuckled out.

“Him and Jooyeon had a theory that Hyeongjun wasn’t leaving in the middle of the night to go visit you, but because he was a secret agent,” Jungsu disclosed. 

“I’ve shown you guys videos of y/n busking before though,” Hyeongjun states. 

“That was a part of your cover,” Jooyeon dismisses.

“Well I’m very much real. It’s nice to meet you guys and Hyeongjun definitely isn’t a secret agent. Trust me I would know,” you said. The group of you made conversation for a little while before deciding to head off to the party.

Once you arrived at the location of the party you tensed up a bit. Hyeongjun sensed this and linked his hand with yours, giving you a reassuring smile. The music was loud and the scent of alcohol wafted through the air, but with Hyeongjun’s hand holding yours you felt secure. 

“Y/n you made it!” Your friend excitedly made her way over to you. 

“Yeah I did. You’ve seen Hyeongjun before and these are his band members,” you gestured. They greeted each other politely. Your friend stayed with you and laughed as you guys watched Seungmin and Jungsu desperately trying to keep Gunil from the dance floor.

“Can you come with me and hold my drink while I go to the bathroom?” your friend asked you.

“Yeah, just let me tell Hyeongjun,” you responded. You tapped Hyeongjun’s shoulder. He leaned closer to you in order to hear you better. 

“I’m gonna go to the bathroom with f/n” you told him.

“Do you want me to come with you?” he offered. You shook your head. 

“No, it should be fine. I’ll be right back,” you said. Both you and f/n linked arms as you made your way through the crowd and to the bathroom. It was a one person bathroom so you waited right outside the door, holding f/n’s drink. All was good until a voice you didn’t want to hear again filled your ears.

“Well if it isn’t y/n. I knew you couldn’t stay away from the party scene forever,” he spoke to you in a condescending tone. 

“Go away,” you spoke tiredly, but he completely ignored your words. 

“Drink in your hand too. Although I think there are very few times I saw you without a drink in your hands.”

“It’s not mine. I’m holding it for a friend they’re in the bathroom,” you explained. The a-hole laughs. 

“You? Have a friend? You don’t do friends y/n. Well,no I guess there is that one guy that always picked up when you were wasted or got kicked out of a bar for violence. No clue why he stuck around though.” Your short temper was starting to snap.

“Shut up,” you told him sternly. 

“Aww are you gonna get violent with me now?” he spoke menacingly. “ Don’t forget you owe me. You know how much money I spent buying you drinks, other things,” he pokes. 

“If you want me to pay you money I will. Just leave me alone,” you huffed. 

“I don’t want your money,” he says. 

“Then what?” you spit. 

“You. I want you to party with me again. I miss having you around.” He said the last sentence as if he was being sincere. 

“Not happening. I don’t party like that anymore,” you told him. 

“Oh come on. You seriously think that you’ve changed. People like us don’t change y/n. Come back to having fun. You played good girl long enough,” he reached out to tuck your hair behind your ear. You snapped, catching his wrist and twisting it.

“Ah, you bitch!” he hissed in pain. He used his free end to grab you by your hair, yanking it harshly. You kicked him in the gut in return and it turned  into a full blown fight from there. Your friend exited the bathroom terrified at the sight of you fighting. She tried yelling at you to stop, to no prevail. She quickly went to get Hyeongjun. She panickedly explained the situation and Hyeongjun went rushing over to you.

“Y/n stop!” he yelled at you, arms trying to grab you to pull you back. Hyeongjun’s voice instantly registers in your ears, bringing you back from being blinded by rage. You stumble backwards into his arms. 

“See y/n you haven’t changed.” he straightens himself out, whipping the blood from his bruised jaw. “Seriously, I don’t get why you stick around them dude,” He patted Hyeongjun on the shoulder as he walked away. 

You haven’t changed, you haven’t changed, you haven’t changed. 

“Hey it’s ok. You’re ok now, don’t cry” Hyeongjun soothes you, wiping away your tears. You didn’t even know you were crying.

You haven’t changed, you haven’t changed, you haven’t changed. 

“Come on, let's get you home and cleaned up.” Hyeongjun gently guides you out of the party. You don’t even know if Hyeongjun said goodbye to his members or not. All that rings through your ears is, you haven’t changed, you haven’t changed, you haven’t changed. 

Hyeongjun sits you down on your couch and goes to grab the supplies to bandage you up.

You haven’t changed, you haven’t changed, you haven’t changed. 

“Sorry, this is going to sting a little,” he apologies before going to disinfect your wounds. You hiss in pain upon the disinfectant meeting your wounds.

You haven’t changed, you haven’t changed, you haven’t changed. It’s not the first time Hyeongjun has patched you up.

Seriously, I don’t get why you stick around them dude. Why should Hyeongjun stick around? Not when, you haven’t changed.

“I haven’t changed,” you stated as Hyeongjun carefully covered your busted knuckles. 

“That’s not true y/n you’ve changed a lot,” Hyeongjun tells you. 

“Have I? It’s not the first time we’ve been here Hyeongjun.”

“Yes, you’ve changed y/n. You can still see the floor in your laundry room. You don’t stay out too late. Your life is completely different compared to how you were living last year.”

“But after going to one party. I feel right back into a bad habit. I got into another fight,” you voice was filled with defeat. 

“No, it was him who caused it. Anyone would punch an a-hole like him. He deserves it,” Hyeongjun tried to console you. 

“I let him provoke me though. I should have walked away.” you said. 

“We both know that he would have followed you. Remember how many times you had to block him from contacting you?” 

“Your members probably hate me now right? I messed up. They think I’m someone who goes around fighting people at parties,” you spoke with discontent. 

“They don’t hate you y/n. They would actually like to hang out with you again,” he tells you. 

“Why?” you asked, completely confused. 

“Well Jooyeon said that you should be our body guard. He saw the damage that you did. Gunil says he should have been with you to beat him himself. Jungsu kinda started crying after seeing you cry. Seungmin and Jiseok were really concerned about you being ok. They could tell how distraught you were,” Hyeongjun elucidated. It felt weird. You could hardly understand why Hyeongjun cared about you and now he’s telling you that his members care about you too. 

“Thank you,” you hugged him tightly, tears falling from your eyes again.

“Why are you crying again?” he rubbed your back, in relaxing circles. 

“I love you,” you hugged him impossibly tighter. Hyeongjun smiles. 

“I love you too,” he gently rocks you both side to side. Hugging you equally as tight with no intentions of ever letting you go. He was always going to stay with you.

[koizumicchi]

LIP×LIP FILM×LIVE Special Radio English Translation

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T/N: Keep in mind that Japanese and English aren’t my first language. I never claim my translation (attempts) to be error-free. As always, if you’re going to use or reference my translations, please do not claim it as your own and credit me.

This track is an enclosed benefit in the Deluxe version of the Blu-Ray/DVD. The length is around 18min. When I first listened to it in 2021, I immediately love it! It seems serious at first but it’s quite hilarious XD I wanted to translate it back then actually, but it’s so long!! Songs are easier to tl because they’re like bite-sized. But drama tracks...I’m not good at translating by ear...lol. Though I did my best for this one, so I hope it’s close enough!! ( ´ ▽ ` )

But I really had a lot of fun translating this, haha. I was supposed to post it for LIPxLIP’s birthday this year, but well, I couldn’t fit it into my sched that time. And I’ve been busy afterwards, so I was only able to work on it again a few days ago. Anyways, YAY, FINALLY, I finished translating! I’m really proud of myself for doing so! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

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Both: LIPxLIP FILMxLIVE Special Radio!

Aizou: Hello! This is LIPxLIP’s Aizou and-

Yuujirou: Yuujirou. Please take care of us.

Aizou: We’re in your care.

Yuujirou: It’s finally on sale.

Aizou: Finally! The Blu-ray and DVD containing the secret story behind the formation of our unit LIP×LIP!

Yuujirou: With that being said, it was released in the theaters nationwide in the year 2020 - LIP×LIP FILM×LIVE.

Aizou: This time, to commemorate the release of the Blu-Ray and DVD, the two of us will deliver a certain program. Applause, please. 

*clapping sfx*

Yuujirou: Listening to this program means you’ve already watched the main story, right?

Aizou: There might be inside stories about the movie and the LIVE, so for the people who have not seen it yet, please head over there and check it out.

Yuujirou: Nevertheless, yabai ne.

Aizou: What is?

Yuujirou: Because if you have this Blu-Ray, you can watch the movie and the LIVE for as many times as you like!

Aizou: Yes, yes! You can watch the scene where Yuujirou cuts his bangs for as much as you like!

Yuujirou: “I…can’t do the LIVE….” Aizou’s disheartened murmuring as well.

Aizou: Don’t say that!

Yuujirou: By the way, there have been a lot of reactions since the film was released, any reaction on your side?

Aizou: Speaking of which, a while after the movie came out, our classmates came close to me with smiles on their faces, and all of a sudden, they showed me their bags. When I thought, what about it…my can badge was pinned on it.

Yuujirou: The film’s benefits?

Aizou: Yes, yes. Of course, it made me happy…but I felt slightly embarrassed. But well…Yuujirou’s can badge is a different matter - it annoys me.

Yuujirou: Why? My can badge is great~

Yuujirou: But I’m grateful to have people close to us watch it.

Aizou: Yeah. I’m really thankful. And you, Yuujirou? Did something happen?

Yuujirou: Ah, just now- it’s about yesterday though. We had lessons until late yesterday, right? So, when I came back home, I could hear a woman’s sniffles coming from the living room- and while thinking ‘It’s scary. Scary.’, I opened the door and-

Aizou: You opened the door and...?

Yuujirou: With a bath towel in one hand, Mom was crying, watching our movie.

Yuujirou: Look, we received the Blu-Ray before the others, right.

Aizou: Yeah, well- I have a feeling it’s probably Yuujirou’s mother, but a bath towel-

Yuujirou: Though she also came to the theaters. It seems the more she watches it, the more she starts to cry from the get-go. Even now, she cries at the opening LIVE.

Aizou: Ah, she was crying at that part…?

Yuujirou: Wait, anyway- It’s not good to continue to stay in this corner.

Yuujirou: Aizou, hey, like this.

Aizou: Don’t order me.

Yuujirou: It’s because, here, Aizou will be in-charge of the script.

Aizou: Okay, fine! I just have to do it, right?

02:36

Aizou: And so, the first corner is “Because it is now that I can speak of it - the FILM×LIVE Inside Stories”.

*clapping sfx*

Aizou: Here in this corner, about half a year after the film was released, we can talk about LIP×LIP FILM×LIVE. Because it is now that we can speak of it. Things such as this and that happened. 

Yuujirou: Inside stories, huh.

Yuujirou: We did a lot of things for the release of our film, right.

Aizou: Yes, yes. We also used the live streaming software to broadcast it and everyone had a look.

Yuujirou: The secret footage of the dressing room will be seen by our Julietta.

Aizou: Don’t say secret footage! Manager knows it and she properly gave permission.

Yuujirou: “Eh? Don’t tell me- Aizou’s like this!?” You might see that side of him.

Aizou: If you say that, it applies to you too!  

Aizou: As to the story of the film, though you will know the reason why our unit name is LIP×LIP, this radio’s program was crazy at first.

Yuujirou: Yes, yes. President decided on that, right.

Aizou: That name ended up as, ‘Delivering to Julietta: Ai ♡ Yuu’

Yuujirou: The President says hackneyed is good, but as expected, it’s that.

Aizou: Don’t say that. Though I’ll do everything in my power to stop it.

Aizou: Or rather- there’s one thing I want to tell you!

Yuujirou: What is it?

Aizou: When there is a delivery, can we stop using rock-paper-scissors in choosing who will go first?

Yuuijrou: But why?

Yuujirou: It’s fair and square.

Aizou: Because I can’t win in janken (rock-paper-scissors)!

Aizou: Today as well, the sweets I wanted were taken by you.

Yuujirou: Aizou’s really weak at janken ne.

Aizou: Didn’t we fight over the tuna mayo onigiri in the movie?

Yuujirou: Ah, the ones that Uchida-san bought for us after our dance lessons?

Aizou: Yes, yes. I lost at janken that time. You ate the tuna mayo then.

Yuujirou: But since then, the tuna mayo rice balls we’ve been eating have become two.

Aizou: It did. It did. Ah but, there are times where it appears as a different bento in other studios. Like meat and fish. 

Yuujirou: There were. 

Aizou: At such times, why is it that every time I want to eat something it’s similar to you, I can’t win at  janken, and I feel like I’m the only one losing money.

Yuujirou: About that- Well- Ganbatte.

Aizou: The way you say it pisses me off!

Yuujirou: But, there is no quicker way to resolve it other than janken.

Aizou: For that- Today is the day I choose first. The next time is the day Yuujirou will choose first. 

Yuujirou: Ehhh, then- if Aizou wins at janken, then we will go with your suggestion.

Aizou: I told you- Didn’t we just talk about that I can’t win in that.

Yuujirou: You won’t know if you don’t try. Who knows, you might win by some possibility. For the time being, let’s do it once.

Aizou: He really said ‘by some possibility’. 

Yuujirou: Enough of that, look, let’s do it.

Both: Starting with rock, jankenpon!

Aizou: Why did I go with scissors-

Yuujirou: I’m rock, so it’s my win! And so- Aizou’s suggestion is rejected!

Aizou: Seems like I can’t win anymore in my lifetime.

Aizou: Ah, so- do you have none to share, Yuujirou? Some inside stories?

Yuuijrou: Oh right, it’s a story about our lessons. We receive vocal lessons too, right? 

Aizou: The snippets of that and our dance lessons were cut in the movie, right.

Yuujirou: I want to show those to Julietta.

Aizou: Why?

Yuujirou: Because- Aizou couldn’t even read the sheet music. Though IV-san, who came to our lessons, had a smile on his face, he must have been absolutely fed up with you.

Aizou: Even though I couldn’t read it, I could sing it just by listening to it.

Yuujirou: I heard it during our LIVE too, but you can properly read it now, right?

Aizou: Yes- Well- Perfectly.

Yuujirou: How suspicious. Though you couldn’t read the sheet music, you could sing the chorus well.

Aizou: That’s because- if I sing this part by how it feels, it will generally sound and feel good, right?

Yuujirou: It….will…? Anyway, forget it. In the next vocal lesson, I’ll check whether Aizou has learned to read sheet music or not, and I’ll wait for the opportunity to report the details in some way.

Aizou: No- you don’t have to do it!

Yuujirou: But, in terms of our lessons, we are greatly indebted to everyone from Full Throttle4.

Aizou: Truly. They are already busy on their own and they took the trouble to take care of us newcomers.

Yuujirou: After our lessons, they would occasionally come to the agency and see how we are.

Aizou: Oh, about that! I was invited by YUI-san to eat ramen.

Yuujirou: Eh!? I wasn’t invited!

Aizou: You went back first that day because you had something to do at your house.

Yuujirou: Take me along next time, then.

Aizou: You can just go with me.

Yuujirou: No, Aizou is out of the options.

Aizou: Why!?

06:43

Yuujirou: Ah, about the inside stories! I remembered one!

Aizou: What is it, what is it?

Yuujirou: There’s a secret place you told me about.

Aizou: Ah, that place where we practiced secretly after our lessons at the agency.

Yuujirou: Yes, there.

Yuujirou: We’ve practiced there many times but there was once a time that we were not able to practice at all.

Aizou: There was?

Yuujirou: There was! When we were practicing, a stray cat came out of nowhere, and Aizou was all, ‘You’re adorable! Where did you come from?’ and became so madly in love with the cat.

Aizou: Don’t exaggerate the story!

Aizou: I did think of the cat as adorable but ‘dechuu ne’- there’s no way I’d say that!

[T/N: dechuu ne -  a cute form of desu ne]

Yuujirou: Well, you didn’t say it but-

Aizou: See, I knew it!

Yuujirou: But, the ‘we were not able to practice’ was true.

Aizou: That’s because...when a cat rubs against one’s legs, most people will pat their heads, right?

Yuujirou: They don’t rub against me…

Aizou: What, were you envious?

Yuujirou: I am not envious! I am a dog person.

Aizou: Yes, yes~ if you say so.

07:33

Aizou: Ah, do you have any inside story about the LIVE part this time?

Yuujirou: Oh yeah… The LIVE this time around..from the set-list to the small details of the performance, we put forward a lot of our suggestions, right? 

Aizou: Hmm yeah, the staff had numerous meetings as well.

Yuujirou: Yes, that’s why, we were aware of how the performance will go in general. But even so, Aizou, when he saw the sparks in the performance he was all, ‘Amazing!! Wow!! That’s awesome!!’ like a primary schooler would.

Aizou: Are you exaggerating again?

Yuujirou: This one just now was not.

Aizou: Ah- no, but-! That can’t be helped! Wait, Yuujirou was excited, too!

Yuujirou: Not as much as Aizou though.

Yuujirou: But really, it was more amazing than we imagined.

Aizou: It was incredible. And later, the light from the penlights as seen from the stage was stunning.

Yuujirou: Aizou can’t say anything other than yabai.

Aizou: Shut up! It was truly stunning! Everyone’s waving their blue and yellow penlights-

Yuujirou: There was a lot of blue. It was beautiful.

Aizou: Haa? There was more yellow!

Yuujirou: Blue!

Aizou: Yellow!

08:33

Aizou: Ah, but- LOVE&KISS made its debut this time and it was exceptionally well-received.

Yuujirou: Yes, that’s right. Everyone was enthusiastic during the solo dance part in the interlude before the last chorus.

Aizou: Just as I thought, it was correct to add dynamic dance steps to it!

Yuujirou: Yes, by the way, does Aizou have any favorite lyrics in LOVE&KISS?

Aizou: Ah, there’s a lot, but I think it’s the chorus. 

Aizou: Zettai yume wa, zettai kimi no, LOVE&KISS~ 

Aizou: Zettai muri wa, zekkouchou de kowashichae~

Aizou: That part.

Yuujirou: Other than that?

Aizou: Ah, right. Before the chorus.

Aizou: Kugidzuke ni shite yaru~

Aizou: I also like that one.

Yuujirou: Ah, that was close!

Aizou: Eh? What do you mean by ‘close’?

Yuujirou: There are similar lyrics at the end of the last chorus, right? Not the ‘kugidzuke ni shite yaru’.

Aizou: Yakitsuke sasete ageru yo…?

Yuujirou: With that being said, the next is this-!!

Yuujirou: Like a kiss, we want to convey these words to you. A corner in which we set fire to the hearts of Julietta!

*clapping sfx*

09:37

Yuujirou: In this corner, with a given situation, we will speak lines that can set fire to Julietta’s heart using dialogues!

Aizou: Hey, don’t continue like nothing happened!

Yuujirou: Eh, what?

Aizou: You made me say it needlessly! Like the ‘yakitsuke sasate ageru yo’!

Yuujirou: But we can’t go to the next corner if you don’t do it.

Aizou: No. Do it normally.

Yuujirou: Alright, first, an example!

Yuujirou: Oh no! When you open your eyes, somehow, you’ve turned into a frog! Not to mention, there is a big snake in front of you. You have to find a way to convince the snake in order for you to overcome this crisis.

Aizou: No, no, wait a minute-

Yuujirou: What is it?

Aizou: I want to question a lot of things- but- this will not set fire to Julietta’s heart but the snake’s instead!

Yuujirou: As far as the result is concerned, is it not enough if it can make an impression in the hearts of Julietta?

Aizou: Don’t be so calm about it. 

Aizou: Anyway, there will be some topics that require you to get through the crisis splendidly?

Yuujirou: Looks like it.

Yuujirou: And so, first up- Aizou’s assigned theme is this.

10:33

Yuujirou: You are a popular idol. Today is the important final day of your LIVE performance. But, oh no! You have to go to the toilet mid-concert. How would you say a cool excuse so you can go to the restroom?

Yuujirou: No, this might actually happen. I think practicing in advance will not hurt.

Aizou: It might not hurt but that’s something we shouldn’t do!

Aizou: Even so, a cool excuse...

Yuujirou: Have you thought of something?

Aizou: Ah, well…I'll give it a try for the time being.

Yuujirou: Well then, Aizou’s lines that will set fire to Julietta’s heart are in 3, 2, 1…if you please.

Aizou: Everyone. I'm really grateful you came to our LIVE today. Today is the finale so I am deeply touched. Wait, that won’t do. The light of your penlights blurs so much and I can’t see clearly at all. I want to properly see everyone’s faces, so please wait a bit, I’ll go get a towel!

Yuujirou: No, that’s too long!

Aizou: Why!? I did my very best!

Yuujirou: Indeed, it is a more of an enthusiastic speech than I imagined, but-

Aizou: Then you try it, Yuujirou! So you'll know how difficult it was for me!

Yuujirou: Uwah, Don't wanna~

Aizou: Don't say you don't want to!

Aizou: And so, Yuujirou’s assigned theme is this.

11:43

Aizou: You made it into the toilet just in time. But, oh no, there's no toilet paper, but just as you thought of that, there is a person in the cubicle next to you. Lucky. So you won't be found out that you are an idol, coolly take the paper.

Yuujirou: But somehow, it’s connected to Aizou’s theme.

Aizou: Seems like it.

Aizou: But this scenario is more likely than the previous one.

Yuujirou: I mean, us and the one in the scenarios are idols, but the situations are all toilet-themed..what’s going on.

Aizou: *nervous laughter* It's alright, I guess…?

Aizou: Are you going to do it soon?

Yuujirou: Uhmm, one way or another...?

Aizou: Okay. Then, Yuujirou’s lines that will set fire to Julietta’s heart are in 3, 2, 1…if you please.

Yuujirou: I- Hanako-san- Will you become my friend? No? Then, in exchange, can you give me the toilet paper?

Aizou: No- Wai- Wait! Wait!

Yuujirou: *laughing* What?

Aizou: Why Hanako-san!? Isn't that the male's restroom!?

Yuujirou: It wasn't mentioned whether the characters are males or not.

Aizou: But even so...in exchange for not being your friend, to give the toilet paper...

Yuujirou: It's fine as long as it’s not found out I'm an idol, right.

Aizou: Well yes, but- exactly where in those lines are supposed to be the ‘cool’ factor....

Yuujirou: Okay~ Here comes the next one!

12:53

Yuujirou: After using the restroom, you are about to go back to the LIVE; but unexpectedly, there is an alien invasion. Please persuade the extraterrestrial beings who want to take you away, in an exceptional manner.

Aizou: The themes are enigmatic stories…and even *SF has appeared.

[T/N: SF = Science Fiction]

Yuujirou: Sure enough, if you want to aim for greater heights as an idol, you cannot take one or two extraterrestrial beings as captives, okay?

Yuujirou: Aizou, do your best~

Aizou: Stop talking nonsense!

Aizou: Well.. But fine, I’ll see what I can do.

Yuujirou: Then, Aizou’s lines that will set fire to Julietta’s heart in 3, 2, 1…if you please.

13:34

Aizou: Of course, your feelings towards me make me happy. I am glad, but there are people waiting for me. Julietta is waiting for me. That’s why, I’m sorry. I can’t reciprocate your feelings. Ah, but if you’d like, you can come see our LIVE. We will show you that we can definitely capture you.

Yuujirou: Like I said, it’s too long!

Aizou: It’s fine even if it’s long!

Yuujirou: But wait, can cosmic beings communicate with us?

Aizou: If you destabilize such a premise, I’ll be helpless!

Yuujirou: Like you know, communicate with a unique dance.

Aizou: Then, I can’t convey it through the radio! 

Aizou: Okay, next! The next is the last one!

Aizou: Just as you thought that the aliens returned back somehow, everything that happened before now was actually a dream. You, who are late for school, make a cool excuse to your teacher.

Yuujirou: The unexpected ‘it was all a dream’ ending!

Aizou: Haha, but an excuse for being tardy is your specialty. You can do it, right?

Yuujirou: It’s not like it’s my specialty. And I’m not late! I make sure I am right on time!

Aizou: Oh speaking of, at the beginning of our LIVE of our movie, you were almost late! Honestly, stop hiding somewhere to sleep after our rehearsals! Searching for you is troublesome.

Yuujirou: You don’t have to look for me. But more than that, can I answer now?

Aizou: Make sure to say an impressive line this time.

Aizou: Then, Yuujirou’s lines that will set fire to Julietta’s heart in 3, 2, 1…if you please.

14:50

Yuujirou: I’m sorry! There was a girl who was lost and crying, so I walked with her to the toilet. Although she goes by the name Hanako-san.

Aizou: It’s the unexpected Hanako-san ending!

Yuujirou: This time is seriously impressive, right?

Aizou: Rather than being impressive, it’s half-hearted! Your excuse will definitely be seen through as a lie in no time!

Yuujirou: It might not be a lie, you know!

Aizou: No, is this corner alright? Did it properly set fire to the hearts of Julietta?

Yuujirou: As long as they had fun, isn’t it fine?

15:20

Yuujirou: And so, that was the “Like a kiss, we want to convey these words to you. A corner in which we set fire to the hearts of Julietta!”

Aizou: This program is ending soon, but once again, how did you feel about the film?

Yuujirou: That’s right. How should I put it, it’s been a long time since the film was announced. So somehow, I feel like, “We’ve finally come this far”.

Aizou: True. Before we knew it. 

Aizou: Forming a unit, debuting, and being able to stand in a great stage called FILMxLIVE. 

Yuujirou: It’s not something you usually experience, right? Once again, I am glad I took the first step when I saw the audition.

Aizou: Right? This is also for every Julietta who is listening. The things you want or would like to do...you may have a lot of dreams you want to realize. If you are lost, for the time being, I want you to take the first step forward. That’s what I think.

Yuujirou: He’s right. And to think that I rarely agree with Aizou.

Aizou: Don’t say rarely.

Yuujirou: But it is true. That time, I took the step forward because I also wanted to change. And now, the things I want to do keep increasing. I’m really happy with who I am presently, and I really feel that I am blessed.

Aizou: Certainly. But isn’t it difficult to continue doing your best? At times like those, it would be great if we could become an existence that can give strength to Julietta.

Yuujirou: You’re right. Aizou already said it in the interview, but when you are exhausted, please give our songs a listen.

Aizou: Hey, when I sang Kono Sekai no Tanoshimikata, I felt a sort of tightness in my chest. I have a feeling that we were singing it more to ourselves instead. So, I hope it encourages everyone who will listen to the song.

Yuujirou: I get that feeling! The song is perfect for this movie, right?

Aizou: Really, as expected of Haniwa-san.

Aizou: Please take care of LIPxLIP from now on and in the future.

Yuujirou: Please treat us well.

17:06

Aizou: We may be like this, but lastly, do you have anything like ‘I want to do something like this!’ in the future?

Yuujirou: Ah, yeah. Through this movie, I really felt that there are actually many people who support us. We also received a lot of power from everyone’s responses, didn’t we? That is why, with that kind of meaning of repaying gratitude, I want to do more things that will make Julietta happy in the future. 

Aizou: And in order to do that, we have to ‘power up’! You and I. But first of all, shall we go together for a run tomorrow? 

Yuujirou: I don’t want to! When I run with you, I will be smacked on the back and you will definitely provoke me!

Yuujirou: Furthermore, you don’t go easy on me! Show some mercy; that hurts, you know! Do you understand me?

Aizou: What’s with you. It shows I’m cheering for you! Like, “Hey, do you best!”

Yuujirou: Your help is uncalled for. I have my own pace and I will run by myself!

Aizou: Uwah, you’re not cute at all.

Yuujirou: I don’t want Aizou to think of me as cute.

Yuujirou: More than that, lastly, let’s end this with a message to Julietta.

Aizou: Got it. 

Aizou: Thank you for listening until now. Watch the film over and over again, okay? I love you, Julietta!

Yuujirou: I look forward to the day that we can meet you again. I love you, Julietta!

Aizou: And that ends it! This is LIPxLIP’s Aizou and-

Yuujirou: Yuujirou!

Both: Bye, bye!!

~END

[nogenderbee]

Hey its me again 🍪 anon!

Sorry I've been on hiatus this whole time cause of school but I finally got my holiday yay! So I'm back with another request of toya and akito(or just toya if you think its too much) with a s/o or gf that absolutely LOVES GAMING like they could take a look at their s/o phone and notice she got soo many games like me!

Btw hope you have a good day and don't overwork yourself!!<33

~🍪 anon out~

Hello my dear anon! Don't worry about not being able to be here much since I know school can be tiring and I'm just glad you come back <3 It was super fun to write too be honest so I hope you'll also enjoy it ^^

Akito, Toya with reader who loves gaming

Tag List: @vodka-glrl - come get your ginger tsundere~

⊱ Akito probably saw you focused on your games many times but he didn't questioned it, he just thought you liked this game and he was alright with it

⊱ so one day he wanted to take a look at your phone thinking that you're playing like usual but instead he saw your home screen covered in games

"How the heck do you have so many games at your phone?! Do you really have time to play all of those?"

⊱ he's just really impressed that you have time to play all of those games, especially that the both of you still have school

⊱ after he discovered how much you like games, he definitely would like to take you to arcade for a date since he knows you would definitely enjoy it

⊱ if he sees a game you liked in a shop, you can be sure he'll try his best to get it for you but when he'll give it to you, he'll act like it's nothing

"Hey, I got you this game you liked. It's nothing really, I just noticed they had a lot of these and thought you might enjoy it..."

⊱ Toya often had calm dates with you on which the two of you just took care of your own things while snuggles into each other, so usually he read something and you played some games on your phone

⊱ whenever he noticed that you're enjoying yourself, he'd always ask you what game you're playing and he does his best to remember them all

⊱ that's why he quickly noticed that you have a lot of games on your phone and decided to ask you about it

"YN, do you really have so many games on your phone? I'm not trying to be mean, I'm only interested..."

⊱ he will take you to arcade so you can have fun date together and maybe he'll even will something for you?

⊱ he definitely downloads some of games you like but doesn't really have much time for them so he plays rarely or on your dates, and when he does, he wants to play with you on co-op

"I recently downloaded [insert one of your fav games here], so maybe you'd like to play together?"

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[fuckyeah-dragrace]

hi hello nattie my dear <3 i hope you're having a great day!! it's been a sec since i came and said hello to everyone, so i'm doing it now: hello!! i would love if you updated me on something going on in your life recently, or if you'd rather not do all that, i'd love a fun fact about anything you want!!

hey hi gi my darling beloved!! i hope the same to you!!

life update: back in school for my second year and i already feel exhausted haha :) lots of meetings for my org now and classes aren't too bad so yay. im just struggling to find a balance with school, clubs, work and being able to breathe because i miss all of you guys so much !!! i so badly just want to have a week to be on here the whole time and chat with all y'all <3

but i know i've been saying this since like april but i'm going to come back and i'll be here and you guys will wish i was gone hehe

[fullrainbowallthetime]

*materializes into existence*

Hey :D

Wanted to say hello! I think you're Cool™ and just realized you're a fellow Fander, lmao.

A lil question: what's one of your favourite pairings, in any form? I really like Creativitwins (the brothers being bros), but I wanted to hear your thoughts!

And we ended up as moots, yay (/genuine)!

Have fun :D

Hi there!!

It’s so nice of you to reach out! I’m still figuring out how to tumblr, and I’ve been seeing you around here and there!

My favorite pairing is probably platonic Analogical I just love how well attuned they are to one another and how much they care for one another. Also I will not stop going on about the Alice in Wonderland puzzle book, because it is ✨Gold✨

I also enjoy the Creativitwins, and they kinda break my heart rn. We see Remus reaching out and wanting contact and wanting interaction and wanting it to be okay, and Roman is so dismissive towards him. I hope they work it out soon.

Also, like the basic bitch I am (/affectionate), I enjoy some good romantic Prinxiety <3

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

If requests are still open, Ghiaccio and ideal date headcanons please?

Oh hello sugarplum! My first Ghiaccio request yay, i hope you like what i wrote. My general idea is that our blue haired kitty like really has no idea what he’s doing, but at least he tries hahaha

Request: Ghiaccio x reader ideal first date

Ok the first thing that the reader has to know is that “ ideal first date “ and “ Ghiaccio “ don’t work in the same sentence.

This short tempered mafioso has a very rough and kind of rude idea of what romance is, mostly because of his workplace and the fact that he was raised in the context of a loveless marriage.

But you liked him very much and after some time of “ dropping hints “ you decided to ask him out yourself, needless to say he was speechless.

“ UH?! THE F*CK DO YOU MEAN Y/N?! DON’T YOU DARE PLAY TRICKS ON ME, I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL FREEZE YOUR SORRY ASS TO DEATH!!” After a good half hour spent on the couch with him, explaining that: no it wasn’t a cruel prank and yes you wanted to go on a date with him, his brain started to reboot and of course…panick

You told him to surprise you, and you assured him it was gonna be great whatever he had in mind; but Ghiaccio sat on the edge of his bed thinking “ WHAT DO THEY LIKE?? Ok Ghiaccio think…Oh i could get tickets to take them see MotoGP!! Nah that ain’t first date sh*t…OH MAYBE SOME DR*GS! Ok no that’s a stupid idea….AAAAAAAH WHAT THE F*CK AM I GOING TO DO?! ”

The day of your date, you waited for him wearing your favourite outfit and happily humming the latest radio hit of the month when you saw him….and he looked terrible and adorable at the same time: eyebags that were darker than Risotto’s room, blue hair with some of his curls spiking out like cute springs and he was slightly trembling in his casual outfit he chose to wear for the day.

“ Hey…sh*t…i’m, i’m sorry ok? I really tried to think about what normal people do when they ask their s/o out, but i couldn’t find anything that worked!! AND I LOOK LIKE A LOSER WHILE YOU ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT TO DRESS CUTE AND SH*T TO GO OUT WITH ME OF ALL PEOPLE!! L-listen, forget it…just go have fun with your friends and leave me be. It’s for the best.. ”

You looked at him the entire time, trying to find even the slightest hint that he meant what he said to you in that moment…of course what you saw was actually a trembling young man, scared of let you down and still perplexed about why, of all the more charming and “nicer” member of La Squadra…you chose him

After taking his hands into yours, and reasurring him that whatever he wanted to do with you it was gonna be amazing (your heart melted when his glasses got a lil foggy because of him blushing at your words) you hopped into his beloved red Mazda and darted into the depth of Napoli’s countryside

During the ride his attitude relaxed a little bit andafter some time the two of you were bickering, laughing and talking about everything and nothing. At a certain point he parked the car by a small lake, helped you get down and using his White album froze the entire pond in front of you

You were so surprised you didn’t even notice him creating a pair of blades under your boots, only when he mumbled “ so..you skating or not? C’mon dumbass we don’t have all night” and as you took his hand, he slowly guided you into a very awkward but sweet ice skating lesson

After an hour you were under an old blanket he kept in the back of his car, drinking some cheap hot chocolate you heated up with the help of a small camping stove and stargazing away from the city lights

When you felt his hand caressing yours under the soft fabric, you turned your head towards him “ So…did you, did you have fun?” His cerulean eyes looked into yours, asking for an affermative answer to calm down his insecure heart. Only when you kindly pressed your lips on his he knew, he knew he did a good job in the end.

[legolasghosty]

Cute autumn-themed nicknames for Willex plz and thank you, because PROMPTS ARE FUN YAY PROMPTS

Hello hi Inny I am SO SO SORRY I swear I have been staring at this for the whole month it's been in my inbox and just haven't had the spoons to writeeeee!! But here you goooo, hope you enjoy and it makes up for how long it took!!!

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Willie likes nicknames, okay? Sue him, they're cute little things to call the people he cares about! And if it happens to startle fun reactions out of them, all the better! They have a whole list they cycle through of silly things to call their boyfriend, and the way he blushes when they call him Hotdog or Drummer Boy never fails to make Willie's heart skip a beat or two.

So yeah, Willie likes nicknames. However, even though Alex enjoys being called by nicknames (at least by Willie), he's not usually one to use them. Until now apparently.

"I got your favorite, Pumpkin," Alex says as Willie wanders out of his bedroom at nearly 11 am.

"You're the best," Willie mumbles, taking the paper cup from him and relaxing into his arms. "Did you already have work this morning?"

"Yeah, I had to open," Alex explains, pulling Willie up against his chest. "I didn't want to wake you."

"Thank you," Willie responds, turning their head to kiss the side of Alex's neck without dislodging their place on his shoulder. "Late shifts are going to kill me."

"Please don't die," Alex murmurs, nuzzling his hair. "I'd miss you too much."

Willie chuckles. "I'll try."

He finally takes a sip of the coffee Alex brought home for him and sighs happily at the warm, chocolatey flavor of the mocha. As his brain wakes up though, he realizes something important about what Alex said earlier.

"Wait, this isn't pumpkin," he says, glancing up at his boyfriend in confusion.

Alex's brow furrows. "No?" he agrees, though it sounds more like a question. "You don't like pumpkin in your coffee?"

"Well yeah, but you said you got my favorite, pumpkin," Willie clarifies, rubbing a hand over his eyes to clear away the sleepiness.

"Oh," Alex says then, and a familiar blush starts to spread over his cheeks. "Sorry, no, I was trying to call you Pumpkin, not talk about the coffee flavor. Cause-" Alex cuts himself off to wave a hand down at Willie's body.

Willie looks down, confused, before realizing the shorts they'd slept in were bright orange. They stare for a second, then burst out laughing. "I didn't even notice," they admit.

Alex smirks and pulls them in closer. "I figured, since those aren't even yours I don't think."

"Since when do you have shorts like this?" Willie asks, still giggling.

"Since Reggie got them for me as a gag gift in August," Alex explains. "They look way better on you though."

"You called me a pumpkin," Willie points out.

"A really cute pumpkin," Alex counters.

Willie raises an eyebrow and takes a long, slow sip of his coffee.

"Well fine, should I call you something else then?" Alex offers.

Willie bites their lip to keep from smiling too much. "Well what did you have in mind?"

"Wouldn't you like to know, Sanderson," Alex teases, backing up and releasing Willie.

"Oooo, which sister am I?" Willie retorts, setting down their drink and following Alex into the kitchen.

"Oh, Sarah, definitely," Alex declares. "You've got the great hair and everything."

"So I'm the pretty one then?" Willie says, making a show of tossing said hair. It's definitely still a mess from him not tying it up before bed, but oh well.

"You are and you know it," Alex responds, smirking and leaning over to peck him on the cheek.

Willie tries to chase him for a proper kiss, but Alex turns around to face the stove. "Hey!" Willie protests.

"Sorry, I gotta make brunch, Maizy," Alex says, not sounding all that sorry.

"Okay, I'll bite, 'Maizy?'" Willie asks, moving over to cuddle up against Alex's warm back.

"Julie was going on a whole tipsy rant last week about how corn in Spanish is Maize, and so a corn maze is actually a Maize maze," Alex explains. He nudges Willie's arm aside just enough for him to reach the fridge and pull out an egg carton. "Plus, you're both corny and a-maze-ing, so it seemed fitting."

Willie can't help but giggle at the story. "Wow, so I'm pretty and corny and orange, good to know," they joke.

"Well the orange is temporary," Alex points out as he cracks a couple of eggs into a shallow bowl and whisks them around with a fork. "I suppose calling you Hot Chocolate would be more permanently accurate."

"Wowwww, comparing my physical appearance to food? Very progressive of you," Willie teases, knowing full well that's not what Alex meant.

"Hush you," Alex laughs, reaching around to poke Willie gently in the side with his free hand. "1, you're hot. 2, you're like the sweetest person I've ever known. 3, you drink so much cocoa in the winter that I swear you have a second stomach just for the stuff. And 4, it is not my fault that that paint chip EXACTLY matched your hair color."

"Hey don't you start on my beverage choices," Willie retorts, grinning and hooking his chin over Alex's shoulder to watch him throw the first piece of egg/milk soaked bread onto the frying pan. "You drink just as much tea as I do cocoa."

"It wasn't a critique, just a comment," Alex says, smiling like he's trying not to laugh. "Although I'm gonna run out of nicknames if you keep shooting them down this fast."

And somehow that's the thing that catches Willie off guard. Because Alex doesn't really call people nicknames. Let alone spend time thinking about various options.

Alex must feel Willie stiffen against his back, because he turns so he can wrap an arm around Willie's waist. "Sorry, I didn't mean to overstep," he says softly. "You just... you always have a ton of them for me, and I like it and you like it, so I wanted to return the favor. Or something. I don't know. Random thought while I was waiting up for you last night."

Willie quickly shakes their head. "No I don't mind," they say, catching Alex's gaze and smiling. "It just kinda surprised me I guess."

"So-" Alex starts, but Willie slaps a hand over his mouth before he can finish.

"You don't get to apologize for being the cutest and sweetest boyfriend ever," Willie informs him, before shifting his hand over to cup Alex's jaw and pushing up on his tiptoes to finally capture his lips with their own.

Alex chuckles against their mouth and pulls them closer, returning the kiss happily. They keep it short, since there's still food on the stove, but Willie stays glued to Alex's side while he finishes cooking.

Once everything is turned off and they're both settled at the table with their plates of french toast, Willie asks, "So do I get to see the whole list now?"

Alex groans, hiding his face in his hands. Willie suspects it's to conceal his smile. "You'll get the rest of them eventually," Alex promises. "Probably."

"I'm going to hold you to that, Applejack," Willie laughs.

Alex using nicknames is new. But Willie could definitely get used to it.

[chloe-spade]

Time Travel is Forbidden for a Reason - Octaniville

Kyoko coughed as the fog around her disappeared, trying to see among the smoke.

"Caramel," She coughed, "I told you not to exasperate yourself when doing magic."

But no response from Caramel. Not from anyone for that matter.

"Wow! That was a show!" Myrtle laughed to herself, getting up from her location. "I wanna see that again."

"Yay!" Cheered Lilac, "Do that again!"

"I prefer not," Seashell mumbled, helping Lilac up, "That was not fun, nor awesome.."

Lilac huffs as Seashell holds her hand.

The sight in front of Kyoko caused most around her to gasp.

"Is this.." Myrtle asked, walking towards the building.

"The Monstro Lounge!?" Seashell gasped, "But it looks so different than it does by the Coral Beach. It's smaller, very smaller,"

"How?" Questioned Kyoko," Was it a mere transportation spell Can't be. Caramel is a first-year student, she can't do this kind of magic yet..."

"I wouldn't be surprised if she did without knowing," Myrtle laughed.

"I'm not sure," Seashell mumbled.

"How many of us here?" Kyoko asked, looking around.

"Well, you, me, little Seashell and Lilac, that's all."

Kyoko gulped as she worries about her baby brother, hoping that he wasn't by himself, for someone as young as he is. It could be a disaster.

"This is not good....not good!"

"H-hey, calm down, Kyoko," gulped Seashell, "We should figure out what happened to us first before we freak out."

"R-right,"

Kyoko held Lilac's hand as she, Lilac, Myrtle, and Seashell walked inside the Monstro Lounge.

"Hello," Kyoko said to the front person, "May we come in?"

The reservationer, with a dull voice, spoke, "I don't think you are allowed in here. Not to be rude, but you guys clearly aren't from Night Raven Collage."

"Of course, we aren't but we heard of this grand establishment and wanted to see for ourselves." Kyoko stated pridefully, "I don't you're in the right position to deny new customers, either. So, I suggest not arguing with me, so, can we please get inside?"

The teen rolled his eyes as he allowed entrance and everyone walked inside.

"It's just like the photos Papa showed us," Lilac gasped, looking around. "And it's big! I can run around whenever I want."

"Absolutely not," Kyoko hissed, gripping Lilac's hand more. "I can't deal with you and Myrtle at the same time. Please stay close."

Seashell silently sat down by a table, looking around.

"Are you alright?" Myrtle asked, leaning on her seat. "This place looks fun but it has a boring feel to it."

"Oh, I'm fine. But I have a bad feeling, as we are years in the past, and I think I'm fearing the worst," Seashell responded, "and what if something bad happens?"

"And I'll make it so nothing happens," Kyoko interrupted, sitting by Lilac, "and on top of that, I have to make sure Harris's alright. I can't spend my time worrying for him and looking after you all at the same time,"

"Aw, you worry too much," Myrtle mumbled, "Seriously, what's the worst that could happen? And before you even said anything," She pauses for a slight moment, "see? Nothing happened yet."

"May I please get your order?" entered the voice of Jade Leech, waiting at the table with a patient smile and a notepad. That alone startled Myrtle off her seat.

"Ah, not yet, sir," Kyoko exclaimed with a smile, "We just got here and we haven't..."

"Oh, my apologies for frightening you," Jade laughs, "I just happen to see you by yourselves and I thought you'd be ready for ordering."

"Yeah, It's practical work, as a worker," Kyoko smiles, "I find this place amazing," she praises with a smile. "Compliments to the owner of this fine establishment."

"Oh, he'll be delighted to hear that," Jade smiles.

Seashell looks through her menu, and looks over, "Can we start a small bowl of apple slices? They're for my little sister."

Lilac watched as fish swim past her and some stopped to even stare at her as she stared back with a wide grin.

Jade nods, writing it down. "Of course, just a moment,"

Kyoko sighs in relief as Jade walks away.

"Thanks for the slices!" Lilac smiles, "And you're right, Seashell, the fish were very friendly, and they love small conversation." She lays by Seashell, "and I love this place too."

"Does she not notice?" Kyoko asked, "And I thought I had trouble distracting Myrtle."

"I rather save our parents from embarrassment and confusion until we're ready and come up with a plan," Seashell responded, patting Lilac's head.

++

"Jade, why are there children here?" Azul asked, watching Jade cut some apples," and why are you cutting apples?"

"A nice young lady asked for apples for her younger sister, and it warmed my heart so I couldn't say no to her," Jade smiles, "And one of them complimented your skills, and the Monstro Lounge itself.

Azul looks at Jade. "Oh please, Jade, I don't fall for all fake praises about the Monstro Lounge. I'm going to fall for it like last time."

"Aw, but you should've seen her," Jade smiles, "And Azul, they are very new customers, you might as well say hello to them."

Azul lets out a defeated sigh as Jade leads him to the girls' table.

"Here's your apple slices, ma'am," Jade says softly as he puts the plate down, letting Seashell give it to her sister.

"Thank you," Seashell smiled, "Your services are appreciated."

Jade smiles at Azul as he walks away.

Azul clears his throat. "Hello, I am Azul Ashengrotto, and I am the owner of this establishment. My co-worker told me that you are new here?"

"We are," Kyoko muttered, "I heard about this place and wanted to see it for myself," She shuffled in her seat, seemingly nervous,  "My friends enjoy it here."

"Hi, fish!" Myrtle blurted out, waving at the fish tank with her carefree smile.

"Myrtle! Please don't scream in a restaurant," Kyoko sighs, rubbing her temples, "and besides, it's highly inappropriate."

"The fish are very friendly here, and unlike anyone, they aren't judgemental or mean." Lilac giggled, "And I wuv them."

Azul sighs to himself. "Well, it's nice to know the Mostro Lounge's popularity expanded outside of Night Raven Collage. Hope you all enjoy your stay."

With that he walked away, looking back at them before walking to the backrooms.

"See, I told you." Jade smiles, setting food on a tray, "Lovely young ladies."

"Yes, but I'm uneasy. I don't know what it is, but I recommend keeping an eye on them." He looks around, "And where's Floyd?"

"Visiting Riddle, I suppose," Jade shrugs, "You know how he is."

"AT a time like this?!" Azul growled, "Call him and make sure he gets here in 15 minutes or so help me, his pay will have a major decrease!"

Jade laughs to himself as Azul stomped away. "Impatient as always, Azul."

*

"No plan, yet?" Seashell asked, looking at the menu.

"No..." Kyoko's tablet chimed, "And it's a little difficult to think around this place, and I'm not having a great time."

"Have you gotten a drink?" Mrytle asked, leaning on Kyoko, "I'm getting bored, and this is boring."

"Me too," whined Lilac, "And the fishes don't wanna talk with us," She waves over to the fishes, "See!"

"Everyone calm down," The tablet chimed in again, "We must remember our circumstances. This is already a difficult day, and I can't even think."

"We know," Seashell held her hand, "But we might find them when we look around."

Kyoko only nods, looking around at the lounge for a small moment.

She lets out a breath, "We should leave," she puts some madols on the table, "before they figured out who we really are, and might ask us questions."

"Ok, let's-"

"Excuse me," called Jade, walking by, "I hope you are doing well. But I was hoping you'd be ready to order?"

"Not at the moment, sir," Kyoko poilently dismissed, "but thank you."

Jade nods, "Understood. But I hope you get something to eat," He smiles, "I don't want you guys to starve here,"

A small gasp come from the table and an immediate grab between his legs alerted Jade. He looks down and sees the youngest girl, Lilac, hugging his legs with a huge smile on her face.

"Lilac! Let go of him," lectured Seashell, "that's highly inappropriate." She looks over at Jade and goes to grab Lilac, "I am so sorry,"

"Oh, I don't mind, I know children are quite friendly and huggy so it's alright." Jade expressed with a laugh.

"But Seashell, he's Papa! You don't you recognize him? He's papa!!" Lilac blurted, keeping her grip on Jade.

Jade, although confused, smiles and bends down to Lilac's level. "Is something the matter? I mean, I, maybe, resemble your papa, is that why you're calling me that?"

"I suppose that's why," Seashell sighs, grabbing Lilac away from Jade. "I'm so sorry. I tried to keep her in check but I," she drifted off.

"Oh, it's alright. How about I give you some more apple slices? Maybe with some caramel as well?"

"That'll be great, thank you."

Jade nods and leaves, leaving the girls at the table once again.

"Good grief, if I didn't know him, I might've said unnecessary things." Kyoko's tablet spoke once again, "and I can't do this forever! It's tough being confident at a place...in the past!"

"You're doing a great job," Myrtle complimented, "I'd say you'd done well." She messes with a nearby cup, "and besides, this is an interesting part of my day."

"How bored are you?"

"Ugh, very!" Myrtle groaned, leaning against the cushion seat. "It's been incredibly boring," she thought for a moment and smirked, "Let's do something."

"No, not right now."

"You are no fun, Kyoko."

*

"Jade!" whined Floyd, walking into the kitchen. "Goldfishie's ignoring me, and now I'm sad,"

"Have you tried calling?" questioned Jade, cutting the apples into slices, "or actually messaging him?"

"I have," Floyd pouted, leaning against Jade, "why are you cutting apples?"

"Ah, they're still here?" Azul sighs, looking into the dining area, "Oh, they are,"

"You should've seen the youngest," Jade giggled, "she hugged me and called me Papa, and I don't know why but it was actually adorable,"

"Children are strange," Azul murmured.

"Aw, maybe I should greet them." Floyd laughed and walked out of the kitchen.

"Floyd!" Azul called out, "Get back here! You still have to serve!" He speeds after Floyd in an attempt to stop the wandering merman.

Jade laughs as he continued until his phone rang, grabbing his attention. He took it and sees Trey was calling him.

With a smile, he answers and puts it on speaker.

"Hello, my dearest," Jade greeted, "Is something the matter? You normally don't call me at this time."

"Heh, I know, but this is an urgent matter," Trey sighs, "Some of the students and I have some...dilemma? I can't exactly explain it without sounding incredibly insane."

"Oh, Trey, you never sound insane to me, you should know that. Now, tell me."

"Well, let me set the scene here,"

Jade listens to Trey go all out, explaining stuff that yes, even Jade can admit he was insane for such a tale. But as always, he kept his nice facade.

"Are you sure?" Jade asked, "I don't know that could happen, especially since Professor Crewel and Trein made it clear that it's such a forbidden spell that no one should ever do," he smiles and puts the apples in a nice bowl.

"Trust me, I have 4 witnesses to this, Jade. And...uh, great seven, this is very embarrassing." Trey lets out a nervous sigh and Jade waits patiently. "We...we may or may not have a.."

Jade stopped and grabbed the phone, "Trey, are you saying that one of the newcomers is one of our kids? Future kids, no less? Trey, please tell me that you're joking," Jade never sounded so conflicted, nor scared, not around anyone so it caught Trey's attention real quick.

"Jade, breathe, I know," He calmly soothed, "It's very strange, but I can reassure you that we had a child together, though I didn't think I find out like this. Trust me, ok?"

"You know I trust you, but all of this sounds so foreign and sudden," Jade looked down, "...but it's such a nice overall,"

"I know. But we're on our way to the Mostro Lounge, as Asami suspects her twin is there with some others. So, please tell Azul beforehand?"

"Of course, Trey. Just...take care." With a sigh, he hangs up.

"Having a child together? I suppose that is a way to look into you're future."

He grabs the apples and walks out, but to a surprising sight.

A merfolk, specifically a mermaid, was in the tank, looking at the fish and swimming among them, with Azul yelling at her to get out of there, and Floyd just watching, amused by the situation at hand.

"Floyd, what happened?!" Jade gasped, setting the food down.

"Oh, it was a hilarious overturn, I can't believe you missed it,"

*

A few minutes ago

"Heya, little guppies, " Floyd cheered, walking over to them.

"Hello," Kyoko greeted, "did you need something of us?"

"Nah,  but my twin told me about ya so I wanted to see ya," Floyd explained, "and look at all of you. Enjoying the Mostro Lounge?'

"Very," Seashell nods, "It's very comfy,"

"And all the fish are nice!" Lilac cheered, looking at the tanks again with a smile.

"I know, normally they would be but sometimes they are very snappy." Floyd laughs.

"Floyd!" Azul growled, grabbing his arm, "you were supposed to be serving customers!" He looks over at the girls, "I deeply apologize for him, he can be a bit airheaded at times, and hates listening to me."

"I can relate," Kyoko sighs, "especially when no one can take you seriously, it's so uncool. And when I want them to take me seriously, they treat me like dirt."

"I think you are exaggerating," Seashell sighs.

"Maybe, but I'm glad to get it out of my system."

After a small moment of silence, Kyoko spoke up again.

"Where's Myrtle?"

"She's not beside you?"

Kyoko got up, "Where is she?"

"Did you lose someone?" Azul asked.

"Ugh, Myrtle, must your boredom always get me stressed out and in trouble," Kyoko mumbled, walking from her seat, "I'm sorry, Myrtle has... an interesting mindset to say the least. Whenever we don't keep an eye on her, she's somewhere else."

"Like the tank?" Floyd blurted out.

"Yes, like the- what!?"

With a swift turn, she sees her friend in her mer form, swimming with fishes. It doesn't help that some customers are already watching her in either awe or confusion.

"How did she get in there!?" Kyoko and Azul gasped in unison.

*

"Ah," Jade sighs and watches the scene unfold once more. "Should one of us go inside and get her? Because we can't risk another accident with the tank,"

"Meh, I could, if I wasn't so amused with what was happening." Floyd laughed again.

"One of you better get her or else I swear your pay will be deducted harshly!" Azul ordered, getting more frustrated.

Floyd pouted, "Fine," He strolls and exits, before reappearing in the tank.

"Hey," He sighs, "I know this is fun, but we should leave. My boss is getting quite pissed and will drag us down with him if we don't do something about it."

"But I'm bored! Nothing interesting is happening and I can't entertain myself much longer!" Myrtle whines, looking away.

"Hey, I get it, but how about this," Floyd took a moment, "when we leave, we can play a board game together? I know Azul and Firefly Squid have a ton of them to play with!"

"Really?" Myrtle gasped.

"Yep!"

"Alright, I'll leave, but we must play 1 on 1!"

Floyd laughs, "You are on!"

After a short while, they appeared again, smiling and talking about some board games they can play together.

"I heard that one's fun, but uses brain power!" Floyd started, "but I think it's a thrill."

"I hope so,"

Kyoko sighs a major relief as she goes over and hugs Myrtle.

"Myrtle, you have to stop doing that and giving me and heart attack," she whispered, "but nonetheless, I'm glad you're alright and didn't cause any trouble."

"Aw, I know you care."

"Thank goodness," Azul sighs, "I don't think I can handle that. Maybe too much stress for one after-school day."

Jade nods in agreement until his phone vibrated in his pocket.

"Oh, it must be Trey."

"Hmm, what about him?" Azul wondered.

"He's coming over with some friends, and some extra guests as well. He said it was essential that he comes over here. He must be outside at the moment." He walks away, "I'll go get him."

Azul nods.

*

"Hello," called Jade as he walks out, meeting with the Heartslabyul students, among 3 unrecognizable ones as well.

"Hello," greeted Riddle, "I suppose that Azul knows that we are here?"

"I have told him, but I haven't told him about our surprised guests," He turns over to the three, "and I assume you three are the guest."

The youngest nods her head, looking anywhere but at Jade.

"Don't mind her," the oldest girl sighs, "she's distracted."

"Oh, I can tell," Jade chuckles, "She has Ace vibes with her."

"We noticed," Cater sighs, "I mean, I know she's never been to Night Raven Collage before but it's... becoming obvious."

The girl huffs, "I can't help it. I don't have a brother so I never really go here."

"You visit me several times," the boy laughed, "so many times."

Jade's subtle face turned into a shocked one once he saw the boy, who has a sticking resemblance to Trey. He didn't even notice him until he spoke.

"I know," Trey chuckles, going over to Jade, "he looks so much like me that it's actually startling," he grabs Jade's hand, "but never let that fool you. He's like you, and I mean that."

Jade blushes as looks over at Trey, "Uh...how so?"

He looks back at the others as the girl was hiding behind the oldest girl, from the boy, who had the most menacing grin that even send Jade's spine to chills.

"May you repeat yourself?" The boy asked with a threatening tone.

"No, I'm good." stammered the youngest girl, clearly frightened.

"Ahem," Riddle looks over at them, "if you three are going to fight, I suggest you introduce yourselves. You're confusing Jade."

"It's alright," Jade spoke, "I don't mind it."

"But father's right. We didn't introduce ourselves yet," the oldest girl spoke, "My name is Asami Leech, it's nice to meet...see you again, Uncle Jade."

Jade looks over at Riddle and smirks. "She looks like you and she's a Leech? Did you perhaps marry my brother? Oh, how delighted he would be when he sees."

Riddle, face red, glared at Jade. "Shush."

"I'm Caramel Spade!"

"Aw, you are quite adorable, just like those two," Jade looks over at Ace and Deuce.

"Who are you callin' cute?" Deuce spat, glaring at Jade.

"Nothing." Jade smiles.

The boy looks down, adjusting his glasses. "I apologize, I'm incredibly nervous," He chuckles, "My name is Johnnie Clover, and I'm your son."

Jade smiles. "I've been told, and my, don't you look like your dad here."

"Heard that all my life."

"Get used to it."

Jade leads them inside, with everyone minding their business.

"Woah," gasped Johnnie and Asami.

"So this is how it all started?" Asami looks around, looking at the tables. She immediately noticed Myrtle playing cards with Floyd.

"Myrtle!" She cried.

Myrtle got up and looks over. With a grin, she rushes over and hugged Asami close, almost tackling her.

"I'm glad you're ok!" Asami cried, holding her close, "You're not hurt, are you?"

"Nope! No bumps or bruises all over. Me and everyone else are not hurt either." Myrtle giggles, nuzzling Asami.

"Thank Seven," sighs Asami.

Myrtle noticed Caramel and smirked, "Hi, Little Crabby!"

Caramel sighs, "Hi. Myrtle."

Johnnie chuckles. "Glad to see she's in the right mood after all of this. "

"Aw, you're so mean," Myrtle pouts.

"It's an honest remark."

"BIG BROTHER!!" called Lilac, running over and hugging Johnnie's legs tightly.

"I'm glad you're here." smiled Seashell.

Johnnie smiles and picks up Lilac, hugging her and Seashell.

"Now I know why she called me Papa, hmm?" Jade smiles.

"You better not caused some trouble while I was gone." Johnnie playfully warns Lilac, laughing to himself.

"Nope, I was there to keep her in check," Seashell assured, looking up at Johnnie.

"That's Good," Johnnie sighs in relief.

Kyoko lets out a sigh and types on her tablet.

"Caramel," it spoke, "I'm glad you and everyone else are alright.  But what did you do?"

"I don't know, " Caramel whined, "I wish I knew, but I have no idea. My guess could be a magic malfunction."

"Maybe," Kyoko's tablet remarked. "But now that everyone is here, I don't have to speak anymore. I've lost all my speaking points, decreased by too much interaction." She looks down, "Kyoko tries to speak, but you can't because you lost your voice."

"I get it," Caramel laughs, "You are so antisocial, I'll tell ya."

"Says the one who talks 24/7 without losing your voice."

"She speaks through her tablet?" Cater asked, looking over at Kyoko.

"It depends on the factors," Asami answers, " Like if she's confident, she'll speak, but if not, she'll use the tablet."

"Or use sign language when she doesn't have her tablet. Though she can be sour on those days." Myrtle added, "But that can also classify her as a major coward at times,"

"Both of you," the tablet hissed, "Shut up."

"No can do."

Kyoko pouts. "This is one SSR special event I wished I missed out on. I wanna go home, and I want to be home. This has become a bad day for someone like me."

"Always complaining," Asami sighs, "It's such a shame too. You are such an academic and yet you complain about going to school."

"SSR?" Trey mumbled.

"Sounds like something Idia would say," Jade remarked, "and something completely confusing for normal ears."

"Firefly Squid would say something like that," Floyd agreed, "But I never understood him at all."

"Curses!" gasped Riddle, "I didn't even notice him."

Floyd giggles, "Hi Goldfishie!" He rests his head on top of Riddle's, "Missed you."

Riddle sighs, "Hello, Floyd..."

"Aw, joining us Floyd?" Jade smiled.

"Why not?" Floyd pouted, "I got bored again, and now I'm not with Goldfishie here."

"I don't like that statement, no matter what tone it is.." Riddle mutters to himself.

Jade smiles, "Floyd, say hello to Asami, twin sister of Myrtle." He looks over at Floyd, "and your daughters."

"Huh? Did you hit your head?" Floyd groaned.

"He isn't exactly lying," Riddle remarked, "and I can't believe I'm the one saying this,"

Floyd stayed silent for a small while until his eyes widen in amazement. In a blur, he grabbed Riddle and lifted him, laughing.

"PUT ME DOWN!" Riddle demanded.

"Haha! We have children together!" Floyd cheered, ignoring Riddle's demands and protests.

The only reason why Floyd stopped was when Azul comes out, annoyed at the new noises he noticed.

"Why must you be so loud?" Azul hissed.

"Hey, I'm allowed to be happy," Floyd pouted, "I find out that I'm gonna spend my entire life with Goldfishie! I get to marry him."

"You shouldn't say it out loud," Whispered Riddle, face red as strawberries, "It's getting embarrassing, with you screaming to the world about this.."

Azul gave everyone a completely puzzled expression, "Excuse me? Future? Marry? Did someone hit you?"

"Aw, poor Azul, he doesn't understand the happiness that Floyd's feeling right now. How unfortunate."

"I'm sorry, but whatever Floyd is trying to do, isn't going to fool me," Azul rolls his eyes and folds his arms, "and this isn't the time for that either."

"I forgot how skeptic Azul can be," Seashell mumbles, "It'll take a miracle to convince him."

"We don't have time for this, " Kyoko's tablet beeped, "We need to find the others. And since we found the one who started this whole thing,"

"Unintentionally," Caramel pouted.

"Regardless, we need to find the others now."

Kyoko gripped her tablet as tried to walk away and leave. However, she was grabbed by both Asami and Myrtle.

"Trying to sneak away, dear Kyoko," Asami spoke, with a sneaky grin.

"Without saying hello to uncle Azul? You are so ruthless, Kyoko-Bean." Myrtle added, giggling.

"She wouldn't even say hello to her father," The twins mocked in unison, "How can she be so mean, but she can be mean to too many."

Kyoko did what she could to struggle, but the grips of the two were too strong for her to even escaped from.

"This is so unnecessary," Kyoko hissed to them, "The fact you guys have lv.10 strength is unfair so someone who had lv.7 strength."

Azul could only sigh at the mess that was in front of him.

"I don't have time for this," he sighed, "I have a restaurant to manage and I shouldn't be so distracted by all of this." With that, he begins to walk away but stops as he felt his phone ring as Idia rang him.

"Never mind...more trouble." He answers, "Yes, Idia?"

He winced at a loud voice, belonging to Idia, as he slowly got annoyed, so he said, "Idia, slow down, I can't understand you....child!? Don't you mean Ortho? No?...A random child....who claims to be your son?! I'm sorry I find it a little ridiculous," He rubs in temples in annoyance until his eyes widen at something, "Oh...H-hello there...Oh, you're the boy? Ah, I suppose that does make sense. Kyoko? Hold on.." He walks over to Kyoko, "Uh...um, someone wants to talk to you."

Kyoko gulped as she carefully took the phone. "Hello...Harris?! Oh, thank the great seven! You're ok," She smiles happily, "just stay put, and we'll come and get you. I promise..you're so much braver than me, silly." With a smile, she hands the phone back to Azul, "Dad fainted after he gave the phone to Harris...I hope he'll be-"

"You and him...are my children?! So you and everyone else, are actually from the future and not from Floyd's delusional trickery?!!"

"Of course not, and I was damn good at making sure no one would mess up," She laughs.

"Though she was needlessly panicking like an absolute madwoman," Myrtle snickered, "but she was cool about it."

"Will you please shut it..." She whispered, looking away.

"Azul," gasped Jade, "are you crying? What's wrong?"

"I'm a dad," He sobbed, "BUT I'M ALSO MARRIED TO IDIA! I have succeeded in convincing him about our future relationship! This is a momentus ocastion."

"Of course, he finds this a success.." The Tweels signed in complete defeat.