#hi babe ily 2 /r

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can u make a nurse doom stim6oard plssssssss vvith skulls n 6ats n 6lades plssssssss ily /r

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[star-girl69]

hi everyone! this is so lazy but pls enjoy 🫶🫶

warnings: swearing and also slight freaky stuff 😣

you: good morning my sweet girlfriend

kk: wtf

kk: why r u not in my bed??

you: babe… i told u i had to leave early this morning bc i had an appt

kk: for what?

you: getting my nails done

kk: u abandoned me to get ur nails done?

you: yes…?

you: i don’t think i appreciate this attitude maybe i’ll just go back to my dorm

kk: please come back to my place.

you: say pretty please with sprinkles on top

kk: y/n

you: ok see u tmrw then

kk: pretty please with sprinkles on top.

you: ofc i will come back to urs 🥰

kk: 🙄

you: attitude????

kk: no ily

you: aww i love u too!

—-

you: can u plz drive me to my friend’s birthday dinner on friday and pick me up

kk: what times

you: drop me off at 6 pick me up at 9

kk: ok no problem

you: thank u ily

you: i would carpool w my friend serena but i don’t trust her in a car

you: she runs red lights a lot lol

kk: ??? plz don’t ever get into a car with her. i will drive u always

you: aww ur so sweet! not wanting me to die 🥰

kk: anything for my passenger princess

—-

you: CAROLINE ROSE HARVEY

kk: im sorry

kk: i’m so sorry

kk: i’ll make it up to you i promise im so sorry

…

laila: what did you do to kk 😭😭

laila: she’s staring at her phone in horror and when i asked her what was wrong she just said y/n before putting her head in her hands

you: i’m letting her sit in fear for a minute

laila: i admire you a lot ❤️

…

you: so i wake up this morning

kk: yes and u looked so pretty when i left

you: thank u

you: anyways and i then go about my day and i’m ready to run out and do my errands i look at myself in the mirror

kk: and u saw how beautiful u r?

you: yes and also i saw a GAINT FUCKING HICKEY ON MY NECK

you: SEVERAL OF THEM ACTUALLY

kk: do u really want me to say sorry for that

you: yes??? i need so much makeup to cover this up. actually i think u should buy new concealer for me

kk: as long as i can do it again

you: no this is so embarrassing

kk: it’s ok you’ll be saying different later

kk: besides u were encouraging me last night

you: ur delusional i’ve never done that

kk: if u say so babe but we both know

you: *link to new concealer*

kk: just bought 2 prepare to use them up

you: no

kk: yessss

you: no

kk: 😉

you: die

kk: ❤️

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you: i’m really craving chick fil a

kk: ok

you: i’m REALLY craving chick fil a

kk: u mentioned that

you: bye u don’t care abt me

you: gonna go text my other hoes

kk: u don’t have other hoes

you: im about to

kk: we’ll see

you: PLEASE GET ME CHICK FIL A

you: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

kk: thought u were texting other hoes?

you: i lied ur my only hoe and ilysm

you: plz get me chick fil a

you: i’ll do a cartwheel on it

kk: ???

kk: babe i’ll get u chick fil a

kk: thanks tho? i think

you: YAYYYY

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kk: i know ur asleep right now and i know u r very tired and i’m sorry but i forgot my helmet can u pls bring it to me at the rink

you: how did u forget ur helmet

you: like it weighs 10 pounds and it’s huge

kk: mean

kk: and idk i’m stupid plz bring it

you: ugh fine i’m On my way!

you: omw.

you: im not excited

kk: i love u so much u r the light of my life i cannot imagine waking up without ur beautiful face next to me u are brighter than the sun and i love u

you: thank u shakespeare ur so romantic

you: can we go shopping tmrw and u pay i need new pants

kk: u don’t need pants

you: it’s 9am

kk: yes we can go shopping tmrw

you: love u!

kk: ❤️

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you: hi

you: are u doing anything tn?? i feel like we haven’t seen each other in forever

kk: i know baby i miss u

kk: i have practice until 8 but u can come over still after? sleepover?

you: yes definitely i’ll be there

kk: i cant wait to see u pretty girl

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you: omg this restaurant looks so good we should go

kk: sunday at 6?

you: um yes i’m free

kk: just made a reservation

you: damn 😭 i’m impressed

kk: whatever my girl wants she gets 🤷‍♀️

—-

you: hi baby

…

you: so what position u got her in rn?

you: missionary? cowgirl?

kk: why do i love u

you: blocked

kk: i have no girls in no positions except for u

you: why are u so busy then?

kk: picked up this new hobby called hockey idk if it will go anywhere

kk: been at the gym for an hour about to go hit the rink

you: send workout pics 😜

—-

kk: hiiiiiiiiii

you: hi babe

kk: tone down that attitude plz

you: ?

kk: actually

kk: turn around show me that ass

you: are u drunk rn

kk: maybe

kk: you have an amazing ass do i tell u that enough

kk: i should tell u more

kk: i love ur ass

you: thank u…

you: do u need to be picked up?

kk: no laila is dd

kk: wanted to talk to my pretty girl

you: u sure know how to make a girl blush

kk: only u babe

kk: i like ur boobs too

you: oh my god pls hand the phone to laila

kk: this is laila don’t worry we’re going home rn

you: laila ur a goddess thank u

kk: i try ❤️❤️

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[rafedaddy01]

HEY BABY I HAVE A REQUEST. it is smut, but basically au where kooks nd pogues r not constantly arguing and their at a party and they play this drinking card game. (for example one card would say make out w someone or drink 2 shots) and he picks a card and then it’s a smutty card and he chose reader to do it w him idk ily

I love this babes! Thank you so much for the request. Im sorry it took so long to get out

Authors note: pouges and kooks at a party and things take a turn when rafe gets a dirty dare and picks reader for it

Warnings: sexual references, smut, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it folks), mentions of alcohol, daddy kink, slight spanking

Here’s a link to my masterlist

*Please do not copy other people work! We work hard on here to give you guys content and stealing it as your own is low. Thank you and enjoy!!

Rafe watched as she walked in. Her long hair flowing behind her. The little cute sundress she always had on. Oh how he wanted to bunch it up and take her innocence away right here right now. If it’s not obvious Rafe was breathtakingly in love with her.

“Hey handsome!” Her angelic voice beamed at him. Making his face soften and eyes light up as he looked up into her eyes. He swore that one day she would be his and his only.

“Hi” he smiled back at her. His eyes watched her every move as she took a seat next to him, her dress riding up and exposing her thigh.

“What are we doing here?” She asked the group that was gathered around the table. A stack of cards placed in the center lined up with some shots. It was a childish game that he had no interest in until she did.

“It’s basically like truth or dare but the adult version. And instead of coming up with your own you flip over a card and must do what it says or take a shot” kie explained.

“Oo, fun!” She flashed her signature cheeky smile as she looked at rafe. His fists tightening in attempt to withhold dragging her upstairs and fucking her until the whole house vibrated with her screams.

“Wanna play rafey?” Her voice pulled him from his dirty thoughts. His eyes narrowed on her for a second. He shrugged and watched as she did a little excited dance, bouncing up and down.

“I’ll go first” Rafe said reaching out for a card. Reading it to himself he smirked once he realized what the card said to do. His eyes scanned the room, landing on hers.

“What does it say?” Her eyes narrowing and a small smile pulling her lips as she waited in anticipation to hear what Rafe got.

He cleared his throat and tried to contain his excitement “pick one person to call you a nickname of your choosing through the whole game and every time they mess up, spank them” his eyes narrowed once again on her. Hers going wide as she realized that he had picked her.

Rafes smirk got wilder at her fearful yet intrigued stare. Her own smirk forming which put him a little at ease. He didn’t want to make her uncomfortable if it’s something she didn’t want to do. His mind was racing with nicknames.

“Daddy” he whispered in her ear as he hunched down to reach her ear, brushing the side of her neck with his long slender fingers making her body cover in goosebumps, which did not go unnoticed by Rafe, or ‘daddy’

“Challenge accepted, daddy” her voice lowered at the last word as she leaned in, challenging him with her eyes.

“I’ll go next” she abruptly turned her head and reached over the counter to flip a card. Her dress raised again, this time exposing a bit of her ass that looked oh so spankable to Rafe.

Her eyes scanned the card and read it aloud. “Have you ever accidentally sent the wrong text to the wrong person?” It was simple, ‘boring’ Rafe thought.

She gave her answer and the game continued. Some people answered their questions, some people did their dares and some did shots instead. “Rafey, can you get me a drink” her voice beamed and in his ears and his eyebrows raised as he was awaiting this moment. Her head shot in his direction and he put his finger up, instructing her to turn around. She gave up in defeat and turned, placing her hands on the counter and holding herself up. Rafe massaged her globes before retracting his hand and snapping it back against her plush skin. She let out a low moan.

“Are you not wearing any panties, pretty girl?” He reached behind her and pressed his nose to her temple as his hot breath panted in her ear. Her cheeks flushed, but she shook her head.

“Fucking hell” he groaned as he pushed his hard on into her back.

The rest of the group had felt the weird sexual tension of the two and scattered off, leaving the two in the kitchen. Rafe turned her around roughly and picked her up, bare ass and drenched cunt on the counter. The cold surface making her shiver. He stared at her, almost asking for permission to kiss.

She granted and he dove into her lips. The lips he’s always wanted to claim as his, and now he has. His kiss got more intense as he pulled her hair roughly and turned her neck to him, sucking on the supple skin and leaving his mark. She moaned at his antics, encouraging his animal like behavior. He pulled away and undid his belt, watching her face for disapproval.

“R-daddy, please” she hesitated, catching her mistake. Hearing her whines snapped something in him and he tore his pants down with his boxers. His erect cock begging for her dripping cunt. She spread her legs and he bunched up her dress in his fist.

“Safe my name again as I stretch you out” he ordered her as he lined himself up and gripped her throat, playfully. She arched her back and moaned out daddy and he slowly pushed his length inside.

“Fuck, pretty girl.” He exited and slammed right back in, hitting her g-spot instantly. Her moans and whimpers drove him wild. Yearning to hear more. He pulled the top of her dress down and brought her breasts out of the fabric. His teeth came down to nibble on the perfect pebbles before him.

“Oh daddy!” She screamed as her climax was approaching. Her tight grip on rafe only increased his speed more.

“Fuck don’t stop” she threw her head back, giving him access to her throat, he left bite marks down her neck and to her shoulder.

Rafe huffed out as he felt his own release nearing. He grabbed her under legs and swung them over his shoulders, putting her in a new angle and fucking into her sopping cunt at a relentless speed. Her eyes screwed shut to indulge in the pleasure. His hands came to toy with her nipples, twisting and pinching. Her own hands coming atop his and helping.

“Rafe!” She gasped as her nails clawed up his hands and forearms. He badly wanted to reach for her ass and slap it for not using his nickname, but he let it slide.

“Come on pretty girl, cream on my cock. Soak me up baby” he breathed out as he slammed inside her and twisted his hips in a way that had her crumbling in front of him. He took a moment to take a mental photo of the beautiful imagine infront of him. This was definitely happening again. He would make sure of that. Her pussy was too addictive to not let him get another taste.

“I- I love you” she stuttered out as her climax hit her. Rafes eyebrows scrunched but his movements never halted, helping her through her high.

“I-I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that” her voice low and shameful. As if she had just been caught red handed. She lie there, moving her hips gently to help Rafe achieved his high.

Rafe decided to focus on the job at hand, he’d deal with feelings later, like always, “where do you want me?”

She wrapped her legs around his waist and pulled him deeper into her. Nodding her head and biting her lip. He smirked and started thrusting again. Chasing his release he finally got it. Exploding inside her and pulling another orgasm from her. Her tight grip milking more and more from him. He stilled and his hard dick went soft. His body laid down onto hers.

“I love you too” he breathed into her ear. Her lips curled into a smile and he picked his head up, placing a passionate, yet hot, kiss to his girls lips.

“Your mine now”

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[halloweenism]

☆ ALI'S 2023 END-OF-YEAR APPRECIATION POST !!!

hi friends!!! i just wanted to do a little thing where i thank my friends for being my friends and helping make my year brighter!! this is loosely inspired by @mirxzii!

Firstly, thanks soo much to all my mutuals and followers and everyone else I've had positive interactions with this year on here :)

I'd also like to take a moment and thank all my friends who made my year:

☆ OLIVE | @jewishruthfleming

↳ hiii ilysmmm you've been such a great friend to me and i'm soo grateful you're my friend. thanks for putting up with me and my hyperfixations which are completely different from yours, thanks for listening to my rambles abt alex wilder. you have literally been one of the best parts of my year, and i wanted to make sure you knew that so

☆ NOOR | @kohinoors

↳ noor omg first off hi. i hope this is year is soo good to you. you are one of the coolest people i've ever met. even though neither of us like the same things anymore, i still love you soo much, and im so glad you think i'm cool enough to be your friend 🥺 you're like my cool big cousin, ilysmm

☆ LUNA | @mexicancokewannabe

↳ LUNA BBG HII, literally ilsym. ty for always being there for me and always cheering me up when i'm sad and making me laugh, and making sure ik to sleep. you're such a sweet, fun person and my life is better bc of you 🦐🦐

☆ MARTY | @vidnasty

↳ marty, i hope you know i think you're like the coolest person ever. even though we don't talk much anymore, i still love you so much, tysm for making me laugh and smile and cry (with your angst posts and fic ideas)! i hope you have a wonderful 2024!!!

☆ ROXIE | @mirxzii

↳ roxiee i love you just as much now as i did during our encanto phases, even though we don't talk much or have the same interests, i still enjoy seeing your posts on my dash, and i hope you have a lovely year, hon ^_^

☆ IZZY | @luckynature

↳ izzy!! ilysmmm you are so sweet and cool, and i'm so happy seeing you get the love you deserve this year, (and hitting almost? 1k followers), like congrats babes, you deserve it!!! your ideas and concepts for characters whether oc or existing are always so amazing, like you literally are soo creative omg. you're like the mirabel to my isabela, ilysm have a great year!!

☆ JUNO | @madwickedawesome

↳ juno u r literally so poggers. omg ilyy ur soo cool and have such great taste. and THANK you for introducing me to lacrimosa. life changing frr alshskk anyway ily!!!

☆ JAS | @isitovrnow

↳ jas, you're such an angel, thank you sooo much for being my friend!!! you're such a kind, beautiful soul omg, i hope this year is kinder to you, ily

☆ VARI | @mapsareforbraindeads

↳ niaaa ilysm you are such an amazing writer, and you're so cool. like omg, ilysm i hope you have a great year and i hope life is kinder to you

☆ ASH | @the-wank-shank

↳ you are like omg. you are so cool, you are also like a big cousin to me!!! your humour is so funny, and your art is so poggers. ily hug!!

☆ AERON | @lanawinterscigarettes

↳ MY big bro!!! i love seeing you spam my notifs, its like my little way of knowing your online lol, your such a bright person you always make me smile whenever we talk ilysmmm

☆ AMI | @foxboy-light-yagami

↳ ami you are so funny, your vibes are immaculate, and i love being correct abt light yagami with you. you are literally such a joy and ilysm

☆ IZZIE | @hateful1979

↳ izzie!!! you are such a lovely person, and have such banger taste omggg i love you so much you're such a delight

☆ ACHILLES | @nibblelinephym

↳ achilles you are so poggers!!! ilysmm ty for being my friend! you're so nice and always brighten the dash

☆ CLOUD | @sillysnack

↳ CLOUDDD!!!! YOU ARE ONE OF my favourite ppl omg, you're such a lovely, sweet person ^_^ we've been friends since jan 2022 with our encanto phases (2 YEARS!!) AND i can't wait for another 2 years and beyond omg ilysm i can't put in words hi

☆ SOPHIE | @larsgoingtomars

↳ sophie, you're amazing and i love you so much!! your such a lovely person and i love talking to you, you're such a great friend ilysm

And a special mention to all my friends and mutuals who've deactivated- Asha, Envy, Oli, El, Deus, and everyone else, I still love you so much and I hope that you're okay <3

HAPPY NEW YEARS, EVERYBODY, HERE'S TO A GREAT 2024!!!

[nereidprinc3ss]

I'm literally going insane I had a whole conversation with another spencer account on twitter about dybmn it was such a good experience

and part 7 was out for 8 HOURS I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT IR COMING OUT I FOUND OUT FROM A FUCKING TWEET ABOUT THIS GYAL GOING ON A DATE AT THE SAME TIME DYBMN CAMEOUT OH MY GODDDDDD like you don't understand how good of timing you released this at

1. freshly shaved just out of the shower cause im going fully blonde tomorrow

2. tucked comfortably in my sheets

3. Its gently raining outside

4. I go on twitter and find out my favorite writer released PART 7

Dude I'm not even joking when I say I screamed like I've been talking to my sister about this series for a week now and part 7 being edged and she was like why are you screaming did it come out yet

IR DIDNT DISAPPOINT AT ALL EITHER OMGGG YOU WRITE SPENCER SO BEAUTIFULLY AND SO TRUE TO HIS CHARACTER HES SO GENTLE AND SOFT AND PERFECT AND KIND AND I LOOVVEEE HIM! Like wtf do u mean he bit my shoulder to ground himself after he came that's literally the cutest thing fucking ever what the fucking hell oh my fucking god i fucking love him I think we need to put spencer Reid in my bed right now I think we need to tuck him into my sheets and lock the door what the hell

I'm going to shut up now because if I continue ill be babbling about each individual thing I love about how you write him and what he says like when he says angel girl JJFJDJSOSKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK LORD HAVE MERCYYYYYYYY its 1:32 i have a hair appointment tomorrow i can't be screaming like this

In other words I love you so so much please never die I love ur works your so cool to me and U r literally my favorite writer ever. Thank you so much for blessing us with the dybmn series & i will never stop thinking about it i literally have dreams about it everytime i read/reread a part of the series that's partly why im so excited to sleep right now lolololo ily thank u for listening to me ramble with no shame

im so jealous that you have dybmn dreams😭😭😭😭😭 idk if i’ve EVER had a spencer reid dream but i did dream once that rossi made me a sandwich LMFAO anyway….

me and u have like the same favorite parts cause when EYE wrote the angel girl part i was literally biting my fist and screaming i need that so bad

and babe if i figure out a way to get spencer reid in my bed i will quickly send him to yours as well!!!!! i would tuck him in so good i would make him sleepy time tea 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏 NEED THAT

thank you so much for reading and sending me this ily and i hope your hair turned out well beautiful!!! mwah

[kickinganddriving]

Soft launching christian as your boyfriend and him soft launching you as his girlfriend? 🥺🥺🥺

!Um yes!!!! i've been lacking inspo for Message in a bottle pt 3 so i need this!! I made us a poc, specifically a brown girl bc I have found 0 of them and I want to add one for the gorls. 

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram he takes to many candids to count

yourbestfriend: what happened to bros before hoes 

yourinstagram: when your man takes you on vacation, you go 🤷‍♀️

benchilwell: come back i feel abandoned by both of my besties 

masonmount: do I not exist?!?!

yourinstagram: @christiansprivateinstagram whos number 19 for chelsea?

christiansprivateinstagram: i don’t think we have one...

fanaccount1: why are there so many chelsea players in this comment section?

cmpulisic

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cmpulisic she takes the best photos of me <3

benchilwell: you mushy bloke

yourprivateinstagram: i should really be a photographer.

christiansprivateinstagram: you really should

masonmount: i’ve been replaced 🤧

fanaccount2: whose she???

chelseafc: our boy looking snazzy

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram up the cheals

cmpulisic: the guy in the 3rd photo looks quite handsome 😏

yourinstagram: i guess i’d have to agree..

kaihavertz: lovely post

masonmount: if the guy in the 3rd photo ever becomes single tell him to call me...

benchilwell: no fair! i already called dibs if he becomes single!

yourprivateinstagram: ladies, ladies, calm down he’s mine

cmpulisic: what @yourprivateinstagram said

fanaccount3: @fanaccount1 @fanaccount2 i think christian might be dating her?!?! 🤔

cmpulisic

liked by yourinstagram, sophiaaemelia, and others

cmpulisic champs on the field and my heart 

yourinstagram: melting 🥴

cmpulisic: 🤍

benchilwell: you mushy bloke pt 2

sophiaaemelia: ahhh you both are my favs!!!! ❤️

yourinstagram: ily too bbg

cmpulisic: damn you didn’t even say it that fast to me

kaihavertz: damn thats rough @cmpulisic. 

fanaccount4: you were right! @fanaccount3

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram boyf 

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cmpulisic ily babe 🤍

benchilwell: my favs

yourbestfriendsinstagram: you both r too cute!!

kaihavertz: lovely post

cmpulisic

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cmpulisic girlf

comments are limited

yourinstagram: your my bbg

cmpulisic: always

masonmount: i’ve been replaced 🤧

sophiaaemeila: in the words of my great boyfriend “lovely post”

kaihavertz: i’m never going to live this down?

yourinstagram: never 😈

[echo-echo31]

fave lyrics from all songs + commentary because I need to SAY THINGS part 1

1. Fortnight - "your wife waters flowers, I wanna kill her" (babe this is illicit affairs but unhinged I love it)

2. The Tortured Poets Department - "You left your typewriter at my apartment, Straight from the tortured poets department, Who else decodes you?" (mecore mecore MECORE LETS GO)

3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favourite Toys - "Once I fix me, he's gonna miss me" (thinking of Diane and the revenge dress rn)

4. Down Bad - "Fuck it if I can't have him" (hopeless romantic me loves this in a problematic way)

5. So Long, London - "You swore that you loved me, but where were the clues? I died at the altar waitin' for proof" (ough)

6. But Daddy I Love Him - "I'm havin' his baby. No, I'm not, but you should see your faces" (fuckin snarky 4th wall taylor I love you)

7. Fresh Out The Slammer - "To the one who says I'm the girl of his American Dreams" (although this song is not about positive love I am biased about this line)

8. Florida!!! - "Little did you know your home's really only a town you're just a guest in" (OUFH ALSO FLORENCE ILY)

9. Guilty As Sin? - "What if he's written "Mine" on my upper thigh only in my mind?" (:3)

10. Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? - 'So tell me everything is not about me, but what if it is?" (women 👏 unapologetically 👏 not 👏 humble)

11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) - "Trust me, I can handle me a dangerous man. No really, I can" (so much writing potential)

12. loml - "You're the loss of my life" (WDYMMMMMMMM)

13. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart - "'Cause I'm miserable (Haha). And nobody even knows" (the overachiver mental health anthem)

14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived - "And I'll forget you, but I'll never forgive. The smallest man who ever lived" (see really said imma hold a grudge on the man with a small dick)

15. The Alchemy - "The hospital was a drag. Worst sleep that I ever had." (medical trauma besties u know this one)

16. Clara Bow - "You look like Taylor Swift. In this light, we're lovin' it. You've got edge, she never did" (T A Y L O R)

[wheeboo]

— bias tag game *ੈ✩‧₊˚

rules: you're going to pick 10 of your biases (or as many biases as you have and then fill in the rest of the spots with idols you like) and number them 1-10. then answer the questions below! try not to look at the questions before you make your list!

thank you @fairyhaos for the tag <3

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rania's bias list:

seungkwan (svt)

wheein (mamamoo)

jeonghan (svt)

wonwoo (svt)

hoshi (svt)

jun (svt)

seulgi (red velvet)

yunjin (le sserafim)

soobin (txt)

lee know (skz)

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1. between 7 and 5, who did you bias first?

i biased my girl seulgi first :> i started stanning red velvet in between peek-a-boo and bad boy era and i literally love her sm i gay panic whenever i see her and she's so cute and quirky i fell in love instantly !!!

2. between 2 and 6, who are you more attached to?

umm,,, how dare u give me this question rn. wheein has been my ult for the past 5-6 years and i feel like i can declare us as a v chill married couple lmfao and i love her w all my heart. but tbh jun has grown so much on me and finally putting him in my bias line is just ugh <3 <3 got my heart flippin and feet kickin (it doesn't help i have like,, a lot of ideas for him in terms of wips)

3. if you were to spend the day with either 3 or 1, who would you choose and what would you do?

again... what the hell U R MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY TOP BIASES IN SVT?? absolute insanity. ugh,, okay jeonghan ily babe but i gotta go with my fav boy seungkwan <3 i feel like he'll take me out of my comfort zone n just take me out to places n just be the most supportive person ever. like i can imagine our arms locked together while walking down the avenue or sum idfk

4. what is your favorite physical feature about 9?

his MF DIMPLES OFC. i have such a thing w dimples on my biases its actually so funny

5. what is your favorite part of 6's personality?

i just,, i love jun's quirkiness and awkwardness sometimes i always swoon over him <3 he may be quiet at times but he's such a big source of strength for not just me but for all his members. i get why they all love him sm

6. if you were to tell 8 anything you wanted, what would you tell them?

my gf yunjin KEEP BEING YOU MA'AM. do whatever you want that makes you happy. you're such a big inspo to me and so funny and talented and beautiful and all those synonyms i cannot grasp how much i love her

7. between 1 and 2, whose closet would you raid?

ohhhhh definitely wheein. our styles r very similar and honestly she's the reason why my style is like this to this day!! she has such unique fashion taste and omfg i'd love to raid clothing stores w her. altho i'd rlly love to steal some of seungkwan's sweaters,,,,...

8. what is a style that you want to see 3 try?

omfgomfg uhhh honestly jeonghan can literally pull off any damn style he wants, and im too scatterbrained rn to think of a specific style. i love his soft boy looks tho n the style/clothing he wore in berlin got me feeling some type of way yk IT SUITS HIM SO MUCH

9. between 5 and 4, who are you closer to in height?

hoshi LMAOO even tho there's barely a difference between him and wonu. they'll both still tower over me tho im only like 158cm fml

10. between 10 and 9, whose music do you like the best?

soobin n txt! i love their discography so much. some of skz songs r just not my style and i can rlly only listen to them when i'm feeling that kind of energy yk. still love them tho ofc

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[egipci]

hello egipci. u r so awesome and ily. im so high rn but just wanna say that in case u need 2 hear it. ur very smart and insightful and big brained. ur doing gods work babe.

- johndean truther & freakdestiel girlie. u r my messiah <3

<3333 I love *you* -- I wish we were highly making out rn :* :* :* by the way, do you think high endverse castiel ever revealed to dean that he knew about him and his dad? I bet he used to watch from the cuck chair all the way in heaven :)

[uwuchang]

I am begging for Wu Chang Joseph and Mary. I need them. Please give them to me. I know they exist, where are you hiding them?

@identittyv The People Have Spoken

[spiritingawaytoanime]

< mutuals >

aka, my favorite people on this godforsaken hellsite

in no particular order, just how i saw you guys on my followers page anyway this is my excuse to geek out about yall cause <3

@tama-jam been putting up with my bs for 9 years now love her. talented artist and writer and musician and I could literally talk about you for hours but I'm not gonna so I don't write a 12 paragraph essay

@topazastral we really don't talk much? ur super super cool tho I'm just bad at talking to people lol

@radioactive-gold been dealing w my shit for 2+ years and love em for it. keep talking about ur gay exy boys forever please

@decora-peaches one of my first kick ass followers on my writing blog and I still appreciate you to this day <33333

@asleep-on-the-moon !!! you!!!! ur so funny and for what. we need to talk more

@maizumis WE HAVENT TALKED IN FOREVER ARE YOU ACTIVE ARE YOU ALIVE I MISS YOU /nm

@domestic-void literally an angel I still reread that lev fic bc that's how I met you you're so sweet <3

@atomicfanboy platonic bf #1 I love you

@shirari we r stressed about school and vibing. i need to figure out how tf to write for shirabu so I can write fic specifically catered towards you. also you're such a talented artist??

@mysterystarz wife #2 (only #2 bc inez was first I'm sorry). can and will fight akaashi for your heart

@shoyotime wife #1 and I remember following u and talking to you when I was a measely little blogger at 100 followers or less and u had just hit 400 and now ur like super famous I'm so proud of you babe

@ellesmain TUMBLR BIG SISTER NUMBER ONE BEST SISTER RIGHT HERE also one of my top fav writers on here your stuff is so good teach me your secrets. also ur so pretty ugh

@t0mmyfly WE USED TO TALK A LOT AND NOW WE DONT MUCH ANYMORE HI ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I MISS U

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@agonyaster my favorite fuckin little sibling ever I'm so platonically in love w you. thank u for the albedo luck you can have all of my itto luck.

@possiblypoe gay ass /j. anyway thanks for letting me geek out about my characters and thanks for being gay for them and plz keep talking about tokyo rev and jjk forever

@haikyuuublog we do not talk v much however!!! ur very cool and funny <3 /p

@0ltremareart CAN U CALL MY STARSTRUCK OMFG gonna expose myself here but I didn't realize we were mutuals and the first time I talked to you I was so nervous and then. and then I realized like 4 minutes after I sent an ask that we were mutuals . hihc apparently you think I'm cool enough to follow so I shouldn't have been embarrassed. so then I just screamed into a pillow for 2 hours bc I was embarrassed <//3 anyway matchablossom rights

@k-kazvha WE WILL GET ALBEDO ITS GONNA HAPPEN WE WILL GET THE BOY also when I finish this dumb world quest I cant do we should play genshin together

@i-li we have not talked in a while but you are very chill!! i haven't seen you online a lot I dunno if that's me or my dash being dumb and not letting me see ur posts

@criso ANGEL ARTIST OMFG we met and had nothing in common and now I gay panic to you 24/7 and geek out about sk8 and yuri on ice and its wonderful <3

@atsuvu you give such strong friend vibes like. just that really cool chill friend that everyone loves I hope u know that

@kitacharm we need to talk more I feel like I only talk to you through nova but that's alright. one day when I start being able to talk to people I will yell about random things in ur inbox

@animated-moon tendou supremacy. also ur like super sweet and give me big sibling vibes. but like the slight crackhead energy older sibling vibes

@kodzukoi another one that gives me older sibling vibes I feel like people are just gonna start adopting me at this point

@merucry tumblr dad officially ily and I still look at that fairy thing u drew me in that one day

@rudolphsboyfriend LITERALLY TALENTED. INCREDIBLE. LOML /p HOW DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DO god the gender envy I get from you /hj

@kade-is-gay PRONOUN BUDS <3 what can I say about u ur so awesome

@chuupetarou platonic fiance and fellow cherry simp I cannot wait to get to know u better. lets be gay and piss off the conservatives together <3

@rqkuya YOUUUUUUUi cant wait till the day I pass you in ar rankings which is never gonna happen but that's okay ur awesome ily. rosaven supremacy

@coastalmangoes I don't think we've ever interacted personally but ur really funny and rb good stuff

@official-lucifers-child starstruck part 2 you're SO COOL I didn't think you were still following me tbh anyway hi!! you also give strong older sibling energy although I don't. i don't think you're that much older than me but that's alright lol /pos

who knew I had this many mutuals wow

[nomadicadventures]

Haikyuu Boys bake Macarons w their gn s/o

iwaizumi, oikawa, akaashi, kuroo, 

Warnings:  fluff, if anyone comes up w something i missed please lmk

A/N: I had a bake day and my biggest flex was 2.5/3 successful batches of macarons and then this idea was born 😎

Iwaizumi

We’re gonna say this isn’t the first time you’ve ever made these

You guys just wanted to do something fun together on a weekend you both had free and you were in the mood for a project

You make him get the kitchenaide out of the cabinet cuz its heavy af and he’s Muscle Man 

He isn’t big on baking and prefers cooking for you but when you hit him with the 🥺 he agreed to help

Helps you measure everything out and puts all the ingredients away as you go

Calls you a dumbass when you dump the powdered sugar into the food processor too fast and it poofs in ur face

Offers to separate the eggs while you sift the dry ingredients 

Wraps his arms around you from behind while you hyper focus on whipping the egg whites and adding the ingredients at the right time

You let him pick the color and he asks if you could do the Seijoh colors

Yes ofc babe ily 😌

Once all the batter is ready for piping you split it into 2 bags and see who can make theirs more uniform

You make him a special set shaped like a jersey but hide it for later

Cuddles you for the hour that they have to dry before baking

You kick him out of the kitchen for the decorating and filling process

Smiles really big when you hand him the little #4 jersey you decorated with white buttercream and icing

He takes a pic and sends it to Oikawa to flex his amazing s/o’s baking skills

He doesn’t want to eat it cuz its so cute and perfect (like you)

Lots of kisses earned for that one

Overall a success 1000/10 would bake w Iwa again 😌✨✨✨

Oikawa

Pronounces it with an obnoxious french accent every. single. time.

It’s macaROHN not macaROON

I h8 him but he’s right

He definitely has tried a lot of different of flavors (courtesy of the fanclub)

Chose vanilla for some reason idk

Helps collect the ingredients but other than that just watches you do your thing

Chooses the playlist and sings along with you 

You ask him if he wants a specific color or shape and he jokingly says volleyballs

Gets excited when you say “that’s so cute! I can do that!!” 

You let him help with the buttercream cuz it’s pretty hard to mess up 

He swipes some on your nose to be cute

You return the favor and he makes the pikachu meme face

Stands behind you and holds his phone so you can see a picture of a volleyball 

Purely coincidence that he’s in the pic too

He thinks its cute when your tongue sticks out while you focus on drawing the lines right with an edible marker

Makes sure you take pictures of them before he eats one 

Posts on his insta abt it

“My beloved s/o made me volleyball macarons!! 🏐”

Loves them so much and asks if you could make them for his birthday or next team party

10/10 fun quality time

Akaashi

Ok this man is PREPARED

He makes sure you have all right ingredients and bowls and such

Checks the recipe and buys enough for a second batch in case the first goes wrong somehow 

Probably watched a youtube video on making macarons the night before so he would know what to do and prints out a template for the cookie size

You offer to make them coffee and chocolate flavored cuz that’s his favorite and he melts a little

Breaks out the scale and helps you measure out everything in grams like a professional

Sifts the dry ingredients for you 

Calms you down when you get overwhelmed and worried you did something wrong or missed a step

“Keiji, do you think these peaks are soft enough??” “Yeah that looks like it did in the video. We add the sugar now right?” 

2 relatively anxious people in a kitchen 

His piping skills are better than yours sorry bud

blame the pretty setter hands 🙌

Puts on a movie for the waiting period and preheats the oven for you when it’s time

Smiles at your expression when they come out perfect 

Helps you fill them with the coffee buttercream 

Arranges them on a nice plate for photos and takes pictures 

Very bookstagram esque

He saves one for Bokuto 

100/10 would want to bake w Akaashi again 🥰

Kuroo

Baking is basically edible chemistry so when u ask him to help he jumps at the chance

You ask him chemistry questions related to meringue and the macaronage process

“Hey Tetsu, why do egg whites turn into foam when whipped a lot?”

“Why do eggs foam better when lukewarm?”

“Why do macarons taste better the next day or so?”

If he doesn’t know the answer he’ll google it and get back to you 

He reads the whole scientific explanation to you and if you get confused or he uses a word you don’t know he explains it 

Very educational process 

Cracks baking jokes 

You choose to do lemon macarons cuz why not (lemon meringues r sooo good just saying) 

He mostly reads the recipe to you a loud and hands you things 

Has an apron w a bad pun on it 😒

Keeps distracting you during the mixing process with hugs and kisses

Pretends he told you the directions in the wrong order just to see you panic for a second 

You smack him upside the head for that

Now he has powdered sugar in his hair

Challenges you to a piping contest

Forgets to apply pressure on the top of the piping bag and batter starts coming out and getting all over his hands

You won the contest obv

While the circles are drying you realize they look like yellow emojis and get an idea

You make one that looks like the 🤓 and give it to him 

“A smart cookie for my smart cookie” 

He smiles so big from the pun and how happy you are with the result of your hard work

Literally so soft for you

Puts some aside for his friends so he can share his s/o’s talent

9/10 only cuz he made a mess and kept trying to mess you up

Still love him tho

A/N: This is my first ever fic/headcanon piece and I have some for a part 2 and 3 if anyone wants that! Also each of you is amazing and should go drink water 😌✨

[talesfromlissom]

A-z sfw for lucio! please ! there is such little content for him!

you're right about Lucio having not alot of content. He's on of my favorite healers, despite the fact that I cannot play him for the life of me without being a heal bot lol

A (Affection) - How affectionate are they? How affectionate are you? When do you guys show affection mainly? He’s extremely affectionate. His hands are all over you whenever they can be. Hugs and soft kisses on your cheeks and forehead are a norm, and something to be expected every time you two see each other. You on the other hand tend to keep your PDA on the downlow. Your affection is mainly reserved for private times. You’re a member of Overwatch, and although he worked with Overwatch once, he’s still technically regarded as a civilian.

B (Breakups) - If they were to break up with you how would they do it? What would their reasons be? He’d probably break up with you by flat out telling you. However, if you did something drastic like cheat on him, he’d write a song about it. Lucio doesn’t like to think about breaking up with you, but his reasons would probably be because you two don’t see eachother often, or because you’re keeping too many secrets from him. You on the other hand, wouldn’t dream of breaking up with Lucio. Although if you had too, you’d probably do it because he’d be safer if you two weren’t together.

C (Cooking) - Who does the cooking? Who's the worst cook? Surprisingly, Lucio does the most cooking. His apartment isn’t very big, unlike most people who think he owns a big one. He actually has a few friends who made it seem like he lives in a mansion, but in reality he lives in a small apartment in Rio that he enjoys very much. You’re the worst cook. You’ve burnt noodles, caught the kitchen on fire more than once. Lucio has refused to let you into the kitchen unless your taste testing.

D (Driver) - Who's the best driver? The getaway driver? You’re the best driver, Lucio didn’t own a car when he was younger. You’re also the getaway driver because of various reasons.

E (Encounter) - How did you two first meet? You two first met when Lucio called for Overwatch during an Null Sector attack. You didn’t travel with the original team, but you had told Winston that you’d meet up with them. You stayed behind on the ship when the ramp was destroyed. Using your teleportation abilities, you and Lucio got out safely.

F (First Kiss) - When was their first kiss? What was it like? Where was it? Surprisingly, you guys didn’t have the usual ‘first kiss’ and then started dating. It was backwards. But it was a date you two went on.

G (Giggle) - How do they laugh? How do you laugh? How do you make eachother laugh? Lucio’s laugh tends to be very loud and genuine. He laughs at alot of things. There was one instance that includes chocolate cake batter and whenever he sees a chocolate cake, or chocolate in general he loses it.

H (Hobbies) - What kind of hobbies do you two do together? You two like music. Lucio makes music, and as you used to be a music teacher, you listen to his tracks and help him improve them. Otherwise, the two of you enjoy going out and playing soccer with the local kids.

I (I Love You) - How often do they say 'ILY'? When was the first time they said it? You two say you love each other quite often. It’s more along the lines of saying ‘I love you’ between playful kisses. But the more genuine ones are said behind closed doors. The first time he said it was when you two went on a mission and had to lay low in a motel room. The lights flickering above you, with you bleeding out before him. He was certain you wouldn’t survive as his tech had stopped working about an hour ago. He said it in a spur of the moment, afraid of you dying.

J (Jokester) - Do you pull pranks on each other? How many inside jokes do you two have? How playful is your relationship? You two pull pranks on eachother pretty often. But they’re not really ‘pranks’ its more like, ‘ha ha. You know how I said I was going to the store to get fruit? Well jokes on you I got fruit, and your favorite ice cream. #epicprank’. You two have alot of inside jokes, as your relationship tends to be pretty playful. Most of them last for a month or two before they aren’t that funny anymore. Minus the chocolate cake joke, that will probably last until you’re old.

K (Kiss) - How do you two kiss? It varies, some are short. Others are breathy.

L (Little Ones) - How are they around children? Do they want children? How many? Names? Lucio is great around children, young or old. He isn’t sure if he wants kids; however, he already gets stressed with how much publicity he gets from being a DJ, and how difficult it is for him to see you without cameras in his face. If he were to have children, he’d probably have 2. As for names he doesn’t care.

M (Mornings) - How are they in the morning? He’s almost like a lazy cat. You can tell he’s awake because he turns to place his forehead against your chest, or your own. This little fiend refuses to wake up by himself, so he will poke you until you wake up.

N (Nights) How are they at night? He absolutely crashes at night. He steals all the blankets, your shirts, and hoodies are convinstated, even if you’re wearing them he somehow manages to convince you to take them off. He goes to bed earlier than you most of the time, as he prides himself with having a good sleeping schedule. He sprawls out like a cat in the sun until you move him around so you have at least some of the bed to sleep on.

O (Oh The Names) - Any nicknames? Pet names? You don’t have any nicknames for him other than ‘Lu’, but Lucio is the exact opposite. He has pet names that range from american ones like babe, and honey. Other times he uses xuxuzinho (sweet pumpkin), or coração (heart), which seem to stick the most.

Q (Query) How much do they remember about you? Is it the little things, like your favorite flavor of ice cream? Or is it big things like important holidays for you or dates? He remembers everything about you. Your favorite tea brand, types of music, ideal dates, etc. Everything. He has it written down somewhere, because he does tend to forget most of it due to his busy job and constantly on the go lifestyle.

R (Remember Me) - What's their favorite memory of you? His favorite memory is when he came home early and found you dancing in the house, vacuuming and pretending to sing to a song. It was one of his songs as well, and he started singing along and laughed when your faced flushed so red.

S (Strengths) - What's the strongest part of your relationship? The strongest part of your relationship is your dedication to eachother. It doesn’t matter where you two are, even if you end up breaking up with each other, you’d still have each other's back through thick and thin.

T (Tall) - How tall are they compared to you, or how short are they compared to you? God, Lucio is so much smaller than you, only at 5’’3, versus your whopping 6’’0. It’s great.

U (Unity) How do they feel about PDA? What is their main type of love language? What's yours? Lucio loves PDA. It makes him laugh when he makes people uncomfortable because of it. Lucio’s main type of love language would probably be words of affirmation, and quality time. Your’s is gift giving and acts of service.

V (Vanity) - How concerned are they about their looks? How concerned are they about yours? Lucio is only slightly concerned about his looks. He’s constantly in the eye of the public. He’s slightly concerned about yours as well, don’t take it as wrong, but he just wants you to look nice. Despite the fact that you look good in everything….and nothing.

W (Weaknesses) - What is the weakest point in your relationship? You being in Overwatch, and him being a civilian technically. As Overwatch is becoming larger and more involved in government similar to the way it was before, you cannot tell him everything about Overwatch. He gets angry at first, but understands, if Talon or other organizations find out about him knowing secrets about Overwatch, he could be in alot more danger than he’s ever known. Needless to say, that anger returns when he knows that he can handle himself and broke into an omnic ship and survives.

X (Xtra) - An extra headcanon. Lucio loves the piano. It’s much softer sounding than some of his more popular tracks that he is recognized for.

Y (Yucky) - What is the one thing they don't like about you? As stated before, he doesn’t like how secretive you can be when it comes to your job, and how you’re gone for a long time. Sometimes he can’t even contact you during that time.

Z (Zaney) - How do they act when they're drunk around you? The reckless drunk. Lucio is very smart and is able to come up with plans on the dot. The thing is, he often goes through this plan multiple times to make sure there’s no flaws in it. When he’s drunk however, that second step is completely skipped, so you end up with all these crazy shenanigans he tries to pull. Thankfully, he’s easy to convince not to do them.

[fbfh]

percy relationship and intimacy headcanons pt 2

this is kinda smutty but not terrible,,, here’s part 1 if ur interested,,, i have demisquad brain rot but when don’t i lmao

requests + asks r open ily all,,, let me know who else u want =u=

800 something words

As with all steamy/nsfw works all characters are aged up to 18+/college era <3

where were we

right

His accent comes out more during heated moments

It does a real number on you

And he fucking knows this

So sometimes you’ll be minding your own business and he’ll lean in real close to your ear and say some shit like

“You ‘n’ me latea, sweetcheeks”

i can not type accents for shit we all know this

And do some sort of growl or purr or something and like bite your ear a little

And then you don’t have a brain for the rest of the day

But like deadass who could blame you

It came up in conversation late at a party one night and he did a growly purr thing and everyone lost their shit

Half the people in the room were all over him 

One of them just pulled out their phone and was like wait do it again

He was like soz I only do that for my babe

He tightened his grip on you and was like want me to do it again

And you know what that means folks

Sometimes on bad days you kiss and run your fingers over his scars

He finds it so touching and comforting

He has one scar on his lower back from the whole achilles thing 

He really likes when you touch his lower back in general, mostly because of that

You have called him daddy exactly twice

Once as a last resort when you were drunk and horny and he was helping you get to sleep

It caught him very off guard and he almost dropped you

The other time he was just being so. Goddamn. Much. 

It was like he knew exactly what to do to make your heart go boom boom

He squeezed your waist in just the right place and nipped your neck at the exact same time and you jus

Reached your boiling point

You just kinda moaned it out and he froze in place

He let out a chuckle, his teeth still on your neck

You felt that through your entire body

He was very flattered

It def fed his ego more than a little bit

There’s kind of an imbalance/specific power dynamic that goes along with that nickname and he’s not into that

He views you as his sexy amazing powerful equal

So babyboy/girl + daddy, those nicknames aren’t really his deal

He does call you babe cause like,, look at you

You’re an absolute babe

There’s no other way to say it

He has a v e r y decent amount of drive and stamina 

I mean he’s so frickin athletic 

So even though he can and will pull you into a closet at the drop of a hat 

It’s happened before

That’s not the only thing he’s focused on

Smwn said he’s seen a bunch of romcoms with his mom and honestly

I can’t disagree

He’s a romantic at heart

He wants any and all forms of intimacy with you to be special 

But the thing is that it’s always special 

Every single time

That comforts him so much

So going along with that he loves to plan out and set up romantic dates with you

It’s really an art form

I’m talking picnic on the roof watching the stars

Private fancy dinner and slow dancing

Spending all night in the city trying every (insert food/activity) you can before morning

Pizza, arcades, ice cream, roller rinks, hot dogs

Once you had like four pizzas made of a slice from each place you went to 

Sometimes these amazing romantic dates lead to ~other activities~ and sometimes they lead to a kiss good night

And he’s equally happy with both

He’s also the type to occasionally instigate without expecting anything y’know??

Like if you’ve had a hard day he’ll kiss your neck and rub your shoulders

Then wrap you up in a blanket and let you vent/cuddle/help you feel better

or bang if that’s what helps

i mean

He just wants to know that you’re okay

And knowing that he makes you okay makes him happier than words can describe

A l s o

Pls praise him

Like it hits all the right places 

His heart, his confidence, his crotch

Seriously

Positive reinforcement!! 

He is not above trying to make out with you in his bedroom when you guys visit his family

“Percy your mom is in the next room!”

“So we’ll be quiet,” 

!?!!???!?!!

“I just miss you…” 

!!??!!<3!??<333!!

He’s a little more touch starved than he’d like to admit

Not too crazy, he just needs a little extra contact and closeness to you now and then

Making out is a favorite way to get that closeness 

He is also good with cuddling

Omg play with his hair

He loves it so fucking much

Make sure you treat him good cause he treats you like the most important thing in the universe

Cause you deadass are to him

[kenmashoe]

haikyuu boys as fuckboys

headcanons including: ushijima wakatoshi, haiba lev, tanaka ryunosuke, kozume kenma, kageyama tobio

warnings: the topic of sex is mentioned

first part:  bokuto kotaro, kuroo tetsuro, akaashi keiji, miya atsumu, oikawa tooru, tsukishima kei

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

- BIG very BIG pp energy

- is very popular because of that bodddddddddddddddddddd

- doesn’t know how to flirt, girls usually make him bed invitations and he accepts because he’s nice like that

- would take you to shiratorizawa to fuck if he wasn’t scared of being caught

- if he thinks you’re a little stupid, he’ll ditch you and go for someone smarter this hurt to write bc id probably be ditched

- doesn’t do relationships because he got his heart broken in the past

- always there after a break up

- he cares and doesn’t like seeing you sad but he comes off as cold because him and emotions are not friends

- won’t do anything about you being sad, probably will just sit next to you waiting for you to be in the mood to f word

- is a gentleman

HAIBA LEV

- he keeps snapchat streaks with half of the school’s population

- the confused fuckboy

- doesn’t know that multiple people think they’re dating him because he didn’t ask them out in the first place

- will say stuff like “my legs are strong, you know what that means babe?” but I ASSURE you he himself doesn’t know what that means he’s baby

- will copy kuroo’s confidence and actions and actually SCOres a fuck like that

- he’s also very popular for his body but also because he’s very laid back and will let his partners decide what to do

- he’s an athlete so he hardly runs out of stamina winks

- is popular with older girls and taken girls he’s not the one cheating, so why would he worry about girls being taken

TANAKA RYUNOSUKE

- you’re not the only person on his phone but when you’re on his bed you’re the only one

- he’s a praising god

- the sex is amazing

- he doesn’t think about anyone else but you when he’s with you

- the type of person to say “you want a better one?” when you say you got a partner

- WILL TREAT you better than your partner, but WILL NEVER BE your partner

- he attracts alt individuals bcs of his punk rock vibes

- is touchy feely in public

- breaks hearts because sure, he takes you out to eat and makes you laugh before fucking you senseless but that doesn't mean he wants to be your boyfriend

- if someone you don’t like is bothering you, he’ll be nice enough to defend you “don’t mess with my girl/boy” you’re not though

- this all would happen in an universe where Kiyoko doesn’t exist

KOZUME KENMA

- he would attract and go for older people usually

- would also go for people who are emotionally unstable

- he’s a B R A T T Y sub

- he’s a streamer so it would make sense one of his wealthy fangirls/fanboys is his sugar mommy/daddy

- will treat you and buy you stuff with the money he gets from his sugar something

- he’s socially awkward so you have to approach him first

- will play hard to get, but once you get him, he’s all for it

- the type to say he might settle down with you but he always goes back to his sugar m/d because of the money and the sex

- he gets flustered easily

- will get bored and ditch you in no time

KAGEYAMA TOBIO

- the type to ask you to fuck over text, to avoid facing you and stuttering

- he sends “u up?” at 2 am after being nervous for two hours. “wanna watch a movie?” movie my ass

- his fingers will definitely tremble when he texts you and he'll be all flustered and blushy

- netflix and chill

- you will just “chill” though

- Netflix will be a distant noise in the background

- the one to scratch his neck and say "wanna watch a movie again some other time?" when u leave

- he’s a baby fuckboy, new in the business

- he doesn’t keep more than 3 partners at once. if one doesn’t wanna chill anymore, he gets another but never more than 3

- he acts like a big shot but you catch him cuddling his mom when you go over

- likes innocent girls because he’d get an easier time with them

- is most likely to catch feels

a/n: IM KINDA BACK from hibernating but ill go back to hibernating right after this post tbh ! anyway AGAIN BIG THANKS TO @sarkzjam​ for keeping up with me and helping me with these hcs bc im too stupid to do all the work myself anyway i hope u like this bc i like it and the original plan was to add sakusa too but he’s postponed because i say so byeeeee ily all! ♥

[mangomochi-yn]

[pretty setters tie your hair]

all of haikyuu’s pretty setters x reader

g. v self indulgent fluff wc. 9-12 bullets/ea

contains. sugawara k., kageyama t., atsumu m., oikawa t., semi e., akaashi k., shirabu k., kenma k.

sugawara

starting with this sweetheart ✨

will use pink or baby blue elastics!!

yknow that one mom that does rad hairstyles but you can literally see the child’s scalp?

yeah thats him

he’ll do like a two half ponies that meet into one big pony

but then you feel like your hairs gonna rip off 💀 (yeah this for sure won’t come off throughout the day)

you don’t have the heart to tell him cause he looks so satisfied and happy with tho so 😔

but bear with it and he’ll give you a sweet smile and kiss to your (now very clean) forehead!!

all in all 8/10 and a hug where you nuzzle his neck (hard enough to loosen some strands hopefully) 😁

kageyama

😬 awkward baby!

very very hesitant when you ask and is for sure like nah no thank u

but a few pouts and puppy eyes and he’ll give 😉

and boy suprise suprise!!

he’s actually decent

pretty good actually 👌

(maybe cause he has a big sis that he might’ve seen tie her hair a few times)

so he would’ve been perfect even but alas... the boy’s awkwardness degrades it a bit

this boy he literally avoids touching your neck for some reason

and ur like wat

so 7/10 dont forget to give him thank you kisses 😘

atsumu

ugh love this man but bitch right of the bat 2/10 and maybe a punch to the face 👊

this boi is the devil i tell ya

“eh? ya can’t even tie yer own hair? lol what a scrub”

“fuc u tsumu it’s supposed to be cute” 😠

so. many. loose. ends.

and you don’t even get how cause hes so harsh??

he accidentally tugs your ear and laughs as he “apologizes”

clowns you so much too sayin your hair strands look fat 😪 (like not thick but fat)

literally you look like a clown in the end

and you didn’t even know you could look that sloppy

oikawa

then we have pretty boi... 🙃

could’ve been a solid 7.5 but bitch

does the u g l i e s t hairstyles

(you should’ve known when he agreed so easily and excitedly)

like boy you really do your own hair so nice but no justice for me?? where is the love..

says he’s “experimenting” 🤦‍♀️

and uses 15 different colored elastics and makes you look like a sprinkler (little did you know he was going for an alien look)

like his ties were actually nice and neat but cause of the ugly hairstyle they end up messy and youre just agshdhshshd

laughs manically the whole time 😑

6/10 and a harsh pinch to the waist (boi even had the auDaciTy to complain when u re-tie it)

semi

this babe 💔

he’s... not very good

but does his best!!

gets a bit frustrated too cause like when a strand falls and he goes to pick it up another that was already in his hand falls and hes like 😠 ??? (that one pout he makes)

(so maybe dont ask him again cause poor thing)

(he ties with his fingers wide open like he tryna toss your head or sumn)

compliments a lot tho so you’re like 🥺 ily

“your hair’s really soft babe” “your shampoo smells good too” ughh big phat uwu busted 💕

takes his time choosing the cutest accessory to make up for how its.. not looking too nice

so 6/10 and his fave tuna rolls cause baby deserves it!!

akaashi

ah. here he is

the perfect one™

basically suga but so much more gentle

no hesitation when you ask him too (mama im in love 🥰)

styles aren’t too intricate unlike suga so theres that

theyre v simple but like he still makes them so nice

and the way he softly threads his fingers as he brushes your hair to untangle them before starting?? 😭

idek what else to say man is perfect just 💍

smiles softly when you turn around to face him

so yes 10/10 and my whole heart forever thanks 🙏

shirabu

ma big brains boy 💜

tough part is to get him to do it

he’ll literally sneer and youre like 🙂 bitch

so bug him some more and he’ll give (or if you pretend to ask someone else lol)

then youre ready for the tugs and pain but actually you’re met with... pure gentleness?

👁👄👁 “r u starting already?”

“uhm yeah duh”

soft touches here and there and you literally melt

(sometimes u think he’s being a lazy tease but nah he just doesn’t wanna hurt u)

sadly though this makes it a bit sloppy but like the experience by itself was just👌

try to ask him to redo it and he’ll just roll his eyes

so 8/10 do not ever try to redo it yourself cause if you do he will never do it again after

kenma

ashdhfjskkl lastly our bby boi!! 🥰

lemme tell u 9/10!!!

baby boi has long hair himself so he will be good!

has perfected the messy but cute and effortless look

(cause that is literally him— effortlessly cute)

only tough part is finding an opportunity to ask him

like he won’t say no but whenever hes gaming (aka 24/7) hes just so 🥺 how do you interrupt that

so ya gotta wait till hes walking back from the bathroom or something!!

and he’ll be like oh okay sure

very nimble and soft movements

though it ends too quick cause boy knows what hes doin already 😔

overall, anytime you get him to do it is a blessing in itself. a literal slice of heaven. so never take it off

a/n. all these boys are all the dream boys just saying and i would gladly sell my soul to have hair my tied by any one of them thanks