#hhnn is right.

[sciderman]

deadpool & cable: split second

[merry-andrews]

Johnshi but butchlander au?

[yanderambling]

concept: Masochist Puppyboy!Yandere(m) x Bully!Reader(gn)

words: ~1k

CW: 18+, yandere behavior, bullying, physical/verbal abuse, reader smoking

in case this looks familiar: this is my best recreation of a story i posted on my deleted account- i loved it too much to let it die, hopefully you'll like it too!

Adrian tries in vain to still his wagging tail, but it only propels faster as he gets closer to you.

This happens every morning: he passes by your "spot" where you hang out with your delinquent friends before school, and you always make sure to give him trouble- and it never gets easier for him to handle.

Sure, he could take a different route to school. Hell, he could even just cross the street. But then how would you catch his eye as he passes and send his heart racing? How would you snatch his tail between your fingers and give it a harsh tug that has him stumbling to a stop and biting back a moan?

"What's got you so excited this morning, freak?"

Adrian chokes on his words, causing your friends to mutter and laugh amongst themselves. He clears his dry throat before trying again, but it's so hard to focus on words with your fingers gripped in his fur.

"N-nn-Nothing."

You scoff. "That's what you say every morning, though." You gesture at him with his own tail, your voice dripping with bored condescension. "I'm starting to think this thing is broken."

The uncomfortable pressure makes Adrian's stomach flip in the most delicious way. "'m-'m sorry..." He murmurs, his heavy tongue struggling to form the words he wasn’t really sure why he was saying.

Another scoff from you, this one distinctly amused (god you’re beautiful when you laugh, even your mockery is breathtaking). "Yeah, you're sorry alright."

Adrian sees one of your friends start to step forward in his periphery, but you halt them with a simple wave of your hand.

Adrian's heart soars.

That's right! You're the only one that gets to touch him like this! You're the only one that gets to pull his tail and pinch his ears, that gets to yank his shirt and steal the breath from his lungs, that gets to grab his arm so hard he’s left pushing on the bruise for a week. Wow, you don't even want your friends getting close to him- you must really care for him!

"The hell are you smiling for?"

Adrian jumps at your blunt words, blinking at you with wide eyes as he struggles to bite down on his grin. "I- I'm not- sure- I-" He can't just say it, he knows how flustered you get about him around your friends, but he also can't very well ignore you. He gulps. “I'm- I don't- I'm not, um-"

You cut him off with a breathy, sardonic laugh (he can all but hear the angelic choir underscoring it). "Oh, jesus, whatever. Where's my damn lunch?"

Adrian perks up at this, a direction. “Oh!” He quickly turns to retrieve it from his bag, the motion causing your grip to tighten and his tail to be jerked in a downright sinful manner.

“H-hhnn-h-here…” He digs out an expensive-looking bento box, quickly holding it out to you with both hands.

Adrian has been bringing you a homemade lunch every morning for the better part of the school year (made by himself with lots of love and only a little spit, but you seem to like it so much!), content with eating from the convenience store so the butler doesn’t get suspicious about him packing two lunchboxes. He's happy to do it, to know he's serving you every day, that his dedication and affection are regularly being consumed by you- it's an honor that thrills him to no end. (You just think you're taking his lunch, and that his mom is a killer cook.)

You snatch the box from him, giving his tail a final (mouthwatering) tug before you open the container. Adrian subconsciously holds his breath as your mouth curls into a tantalizing smirk.

"Sushi, huh? Trying to get on my good side, mutt?" You flick his ear as you snap the bento closed.

Adrian is surprised his legs haven’t given out. "Y-yea-ea- I- I know it's- your favorite..."

You snort, even managing to make that sound like music to his ears. “Yeah, I'll bet."

You swing your bag around and stuff the lunch away, drawing your hand back with a cigarette and lighter.

Adrian watches in awe as you hold it to your mouth; he’s completely enraptured by the way your sweet lips purse around the filter, the way your fingers flex as they ignite it, the way the flame reflects in your entrancing eyes, the way your cheeks hollow the slightest bit as you puff. He’s practically drooling as he watches the smoke crawl from your parted lips.

"What are you waiting for, a tip? Get lost."

Adrian startles out of his reverie, blinking slowly as he comes back to himself. Oh, right. He's given you what you needed from him, he can leave now.

Damn.

He obediently ducks his head and hurries on his way, only throwing about a dozen or so glances back your way before he rounds a corner.

Leaving you is a physical pain, and it hurts more each time he has to do it. Every step away from you is like a knife to his chest, every inhale of air you haven't breathed is suffocating- but it's a pain he's more than happy to feel. Because to feel the pain of leaving means he got to be around you at all, a sacred privilege he still isn't sure how he earned.

It's not because he's a hybrid, they make up over half the school and you've never payed any of them the same attention- no, you chose him. For one reason or another- love, destiny, (he's an easy target; solitary, never fights back, eager to follow your demands, and he doesn't tell anything to anyone no matter what you do to him. he’s pathetic, really, but a nice little puppy to have around), whatever it may be- you chose him.

And you just keep choosing him.

With this reassurance in mind (and one of his many treasured photo albums of you open on his phone), Adrian continues his trek to school with a skip in his step.

He's already looking forward to watching you eat his lunch from across the cafeteria.

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[cocksucker6000]

I’m in love with Scara right now, I think comfort/soft sex is what my brain is telling me (Dom/Top!GN!Reader as usual please)

Also this is a request you can work on over time as we have talked about 🤭

softer scaramouche (wanderer) x reader

sub afab wanderer + dom gn reader

cw ;; feminine language used for scara’s genitalia, mostly just fluff, short

a/n ;; hiiiii gay……..sorry for not writing anything for like a month and a half gyys……………im working on this just to get my writing brain going

“hhnn…” your wanderer whined against your lips, his eyes drowsy and half-lidded. he felt your hand snake up his loosely worn clothing, moving from it’s previous position of reassuringly holding his.

you weren’t exactly sure how you ended up in this position, and neither was he.

you still held him close, like you had before, only coddling him after a bad day and stroking his hair softly as you held him close to your chest—one thing led to another, and, well—you ended up half on top of him with your knee pressing into his crotch.

he seemed so needy like this, clinging to you like a lost puppy just after one tough day. so, of course you couldn’t help but take care of him, watching as he panted after you pressed your knee a bit harder and kissed him a little rougher. “scara, you haven’t always been like this.” you mindlessly commented, and he looked at you drowsily with interest.

you slid a hand back down to his waist. “you’re so much, softer, now…”

he turned his head back away and managed a small and playful scoff. he didn’t speak until you rutted your knee against him particularly rough. “don’t—nnng…”

with a smile, you softly kissed him again and began to slide your hand lower, massaging his hip through his shorts. “you’re so much more compliant for me, too.”

he only answered with a soft whimper as you leaned into his neck. “‘m sorry. i won’t tease you.” he felt gentle hands begin to guide him upwards to sit on your lap, and he immediately let his head rest on your shoulder as you held one hand on his hip and the other massaging all of the knots out of his back.

scaramouche draped his hands over your shoulders, unsure of what to do about the heat between his legs that you caused. you immediately noticed when he began to subconsciously press against your thigh, and you brought him up to kiss him again.

“you’re all needy now, yeah?” you crooned, your boyfriend displaying an unamused expression behind his flushed cheeks. your hand seemed to dip lower and lower into his shorts every second.

“(n-name).” his lower lip trembled in hesitation. “i…i really need you. mmh-!”

you pressed your thigh up against his crotch, eliciting a whine from his lips. your hand finally reached the area where he needed it, as you began to rub soft circles on his clit through the fabric. “let me take care of you. ‘kay?”

“hhn—“ he whined as you slipped your fingers into his undergarments, his shorts now riding down on his hips. he stopped you, taking a moment to undress his lower half, much to his own shame. you were quick to start feeling him up, gliding your fingers along his folds as he pressed his head into your neck with a whimper.

“shh, my sweet boy. i know you’re tired, hm?” your fingers began to push into his already dripping cunt. “let me make it better.”

your lover sharply inhaled as you did, and let himself go with a prolonged exhale. you were caught off guard as he swiftly leaned up to catch your lips in a kiss, and you smiled as he pulled away and curled your fingers inside of him. scaramouche promptly whimpered, murmuring your name before he found the courage to speak.

“thank—“ he took another deep breath. “thank you…”

[merry-andrews]

I was about to share these pictures with you!

And I wanted to tell, what if Kenshi and his close men going at a local bar for a drink on their leisure time? 🤭💕

[hentaiaddictedgirl]

attaching a cute little lie detector collar to your awkward virgin gf~

"Heyyy, baaaabe…" "Y-y-yes…?" "Whatcha staring at?~" "O-oh, your dress is just um, really nice, it-" [LIE] "Hh.. I-I'm staring at your tits,," "Gosh, how lewd… and what are you thinking about right now?~" "Um, y'know, just work stuff- [LIE] "… hhnn… I'm thinking about p-putting you in a mating presssss.." "Good loser, doesn't it feel so much better to be honest for me?~" "N-no…" [LIE]

[merryandrewsart]

let me phrase it better than that anon: your art is amazing, dear, i love the way you color and how soft everything is, it doesn't matter if it's fanart or original pieces, i love it soooo much 😍❤️❤️❤️

Josh!! You can't just say that and expecting me not to JUMP on you and cover you in kisses!!🥺😭💖💕💗💖💕💗💖💕💗💖💕💗💖 my heart is meltiing right now! I don't know if I want to scream or cry hhnn!!! THANK YOU!!💕💗💖🧡💕💗💖🧡💕💗💖🧡💕💗💖🧡💕💗💖🧡💕

[bluiex]

solidaritimes is the best ship. i love gay cowboys. save a horse ride a cowboy.

They sure ride Cowboys alright. ;)

Hhnn right, since this cross over.. I just want more solidaritimes content

Want my Cowboys taking out bandits together, kissing under the sun

[merry-andrews]

It's how me and @lunaticus look like while talk about ideas :>

And this how it really is;

[grianboycunt]

need to be phantom fucked right now .. hhnn

[bygone-otori]

18 for the ask game?

// HSFDGEHS angst obsession (/silly) got to me

Ah- Well, that was probably when my grandfather passed away.. It was quite stressful, we had to travel so far out of Tokyo for the proper funeral.. Then there was Shousuke and Keisuke’s argument.. Hhnn..

That was a while ago now, right before my last year of Junior High, and he was getting on in age so I should have seen it coming! But it still, effected me a lot..

[merry-andrews]

Gosh, I love this moodboard so much!!💗💗💗 I'm putting it under the line because hhnn it's too long!🙈

I love how black/red vibe it has and that picture in the middle in the last row looks so much like Homie!!🥰 love it, OP!! What if John was kinda a young vampire who just turned into a vamp by Vogelbaum and is left alone to die (because he's so weak) or, what if there were different types of vamps walking on underground world, few of them are low-rank ones (like Johnny) and they were just made to serve elder ones. So he ran away and found shelter in a small town, in a small castle.. maybe Billy's a vamp hunter too! He's looking for elder ones but he stumbles on Johnny. John convinces him that he's a strong vamp and he sees Billy worthy enough to serve him (keeping Billy like a hostage). Billy believes him at first but then when he acts all so needy and clingy around Billy, submits to him by mere show-off of Billy's power and is like, asks for permission before he bites Billy when in bed... it all leads to Billy guessing maybe he isn't a target.. isn't an elder one at all. Then maybe table turns and he has John as hostage, pulling on his hair, making him arch back painfully when in bed, drags his claws on that delicate neck and growls "tell me where is vamps lair or I'll slice this pretty throat right now"..

Butchlander AU | Werewolf Butcher x Vampire Homelander

When werewolf Butcher is captured by a very ancient vampire, he's sure this will be the end of him.

What he didn't take into account though is that the vampire might have other plans for him.

He certainly didn't expect to have to keep company to a crazy maniac who one moment despises him and the next begs him to stay with him forever and to fuck him constantly.

But Butcher can't complain, it could have been much worse.

[midoribai]

"hhnn.. fine.. i've already read them all anyways.. be right back!"

-🌘

MIDORI: "Hmpf.. whatever. I don't care that much about it, aha.."

[merry-andrews]

My dear God I thought it's just a smoll change at the end of the last chapter (where they went to fetch Ryan) but it was a cute chapter!!😭🤧🥰

I thought Billy's going to take him straight to Ryan!! T.T my poor bibiboy was left alone in the diner in middle of the road. I had a feeling that Ryan wouldn't want to see his dad today (because you talked about giving Billy and Homie more time alone) but also I think it might be a lil over whelming for him? I mean having to face his dad suddenly right after thinking he was dead for awhile? tho I was really sad when they turned around and left :< and hhnn I'm so silly I know but I cried a LOT when John said why Ryan doesn't wanna see him and why he thinks he isn't ready yet :( my boy really tries his hardest to be a good dad and start anew here.. that scene when in diner “Yeah, I’ll pay for it,” “Just f- Just microwave it,” If William doesn’t text him back, he’ll finish the milk, wipe his lips, destroy this diner

was really cute and I truly adore how good you nail Homelander character everytime you write him!! I also loved how milk was mentioned as his comfort drink!! the chapter was such delightful experience!! I loved reading every single words of it!! and, good God, you really deserve an award for writing argument between those two! dear lord how you manage to come up with the idea, I usually read their back & forth talks many times before moving on and it's cute how Homelander always gets to have the last word hehe. Billy always sits back in a way (or maybe he just had enough hehe) but their interaction is really cute to read! also Billy bringing Terror inside anyway and John complains about cockroaches in the wall was such 'parent' vibe hhn it's like they're married for years. of course Homelander showers while Billy just takes his dog on a stroll then falls asleep with clothes on T.T Homelander taking off his boots for him oh my God hhn they're so domestic together I wanna scream!!!! I gave Terror the right to be scared when Homelander activates his vision hhn that one time when Homelander was walking in that gang's hideout and lasering everyone.....

'promise ring' part is definitely my fave part!! I love how done Billy is hhn he loves his 'wife' dearly but he's so :/ whenever Homelander does something to show his loyalty to him hhn I love them! this part of and Homelander thanks the universe that his bid for attention was finally answered in the middle of the night. hhn believe me, John we all hoped some smut with those zinc wires, too! XD my friend texted me right after you published the fic (hehe I'm making more people to read your lovely works everyday!! ) and she said she really loved a tied up and restrained Homelander hhn thank you for giving it to us! and a big THANK YOU for giving us a new chapter!!!! I love you soo soo soo so soo much!! wishing you a very happy day wherever you are, dear writer!!!! X*

Posting an addition to ZM-verse.

Written largely prior to seeing S4 (everything but finishing out the sex lol), but not posted earlier because I was so fucking nervous about what they'd do to Homelander/Ryan/Billy. Well it's all fine.

The only thing S4 really negates is apparently Homelander is not fazed by cockroaches and I did not know that this is the sick kind of person he is at the time of writing, and have not edited it to conform, sorry Kripke (jk it's nothing). Also some of Frenchie's existential crisis about choices and freedom in season 4 seems to make an appearance here. It was written before I saw it, for better or worse.

[merry-andrews]

gasp how dare you hide this in the tags and not elaborate?? if you have any more ideas and wanna share im here to listen👀

Hi there! Welp I thought you'll ask me to delete my tags eh😅😅🙈 I love Phil! Like, A LOT. He's my precious boy and I think he deserves to be treated nicely! Every Phil's ship is cute! Though now you put Val/Phil in my head too👀

a bossy top female hhnn.. imagine if she uses his knowledges as her own benefits like, smuggling guns, teaching new methods to her men and field planning! At first their relationship is like boss and her right hand man but gxgdgch! She just goes for punishing him for failing a job (which was pure not-having-luck) and she has him on his knees while our boy insists on everything went smoothly on his side and she's wrong and give him a second chance! And for a moment she just stares down at his daring, feisty bright blue eyes and golden hair giving his feature an innocent like and she just holds his gun out for him to kiss the barrel hhnn pulls at his hair hard to make him hiss and bare his neck🤭❤ then kisses him, hard.. and that's the start of their relationship (if we can call it?) Also this imagination of Phil, wearing women lingeries and all under his gears for Val is just🤭😍💕

[wazzuppy]

uuunnnnngggghhhh im definitely having hives again my arms feel terrible