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mera!! i loved the idol concept and just wanted to add something!
like what if you got injured during practice/(or sadly) on stage while performing? unfortunately Jade can’t hold Floyd back from running on stage to comfort you and Azul can’t stop the show fast enough to get you medical attention. thankfully your fans are understanding and clear the way for EMS. Floyd considers delaying his plan, of drugging you, until you get out of the hospital but any later than that and you’ll be itching to get back on stage.
or consider you having a stalker that the tweels somehow doesn’t know about but they (Azul and Floyd especially, for extremely differing reasons) start to worry when you don’t show up for practice one morning. Azul sends the tweels to your apartment and when they get there, Jade practically has to stop Floyd from breaking down your door and when they get inside it’s a complete mess. papers strewn about, knocked over furniture, broken objects, etc… they can’t find any sign that you’ve been here in the last few hours and also according to Floyd you are missing various items of clothing.
Thank you for enjoying it!!! :D and these additions are so good!
It works in Floyd's favor because the fans are too worried about you to notice his lingering touches, and since most are aware that he's your bodyguard it makes sense for him to leap in to help. He was trained to protect, after all. He's just reacting to the situation in the way he's meant to, which means he can get away with putting his hands on you and gathering you in his arms to guide you backstage to where medical help awaits while Azul and Jade are quick to settle the panicked audience. He's devastated you're hurt. This is exactly what he was complaining about to Azul. Azul works you too hard and this is the result of that! He keeps saying you ought to be granted more patience and leniency, but Azul never listens—says you're doing just fine with your current regimen. He's so frustrated. He really wants to kick someone's ass, but for now he has to focus on comforting you. Bloodying his knuckles can wait.
Floyd hates seeing you in pain; that's mainly why he knows he has to drug you, otherwise there's no other way you'll accept him. And it would break his poor heart if you cried because of him. But with this new turn of events, thoughts of drugging and knocking you up slip to the back of his mind. He can't do any of that right now—at least not while you're recovering. Floyd visits you every day in the hospital (often staying late until he's forced out), pushing past throngs of fans and reporters until he's granted special access to your room. Sometimes Jade's there, helping you sit up and offering to feed you (he's babying you; that annoying ass. It should be Floyd spoon-feeding you, not his charming, put-together, always suave twin brother). Other times Azul is there. He brings flowers; it's a courtesy or an apology or...something else entirely. Your room smells beautifully of fresh blossoms. Floyd wonders what sort of flowers he'd want at his wedding. Truthfully, he doesn't care so long as you like it.
Floyd pulls up a chair and sits at your bedside, sometimes resting his head on the mattress, his hand so ready to slip into yours (he never holds it; he wants to). You blame yourself for the accident, saying stupid things like, "If I wasn't so careless..." or "If I'd just practiced the choreography a little more..." Floyd tells you it's not your fault (it never is and it never will be); you never believe him. And this is precisely why he wants to steal you away. It's too dangerous. Your life is so precious. Why are you throwing it away just to be everyone's idol? He'd dye his hair, change his name, start a new life if it meant the both of you could live quietly, peacefully, preferably at the edge of the world by the sea (always the sea; the smell of it is a comfort, a reminder of home, and one day it will be your home). But in the back of his mind he thinks you wouldn't want that. Some days Floyd doesn't know what you want. But he knows that you deserve happiness. He'll give it to you. One day. Hopefully soon.
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Omg if you were kidnapped by your stalker... Floyd is beyond distraught. He's ready to turn your residence upside down in his desperate search, but Jade stops him. This is technically a crime scene; it's best not to disturb any potential evidence. "Fuck the evidence! Shrimpy's missin'! We gotta find Shrimpy!" he's saying, voice thick with hurt, his mind reeling, his fingers scrabbling for something, a neck or a wrist or anything he can break, snap, maim, kill. Floyd has to be dragged from out of the property, has to be slapped across the face so he can get it together, but Floyd can't. It's his job to protect you from harm and he failed and you're gone and he may never see you again and you could be hurt or worse and he's never going to forgive himself and— It's a relief Jade is there, otherwise he might do something violently rash. It's Jade who informs Azul of the situation, who discusses where to go from there while Floyd paces restlessly outside as they wait for the authorities to arrive to cordon off the area and conduct a thorough search.
He has no idea where you could be or how long it's been since you were taken. There was a struggle; that much is obvious. Did you know this person? Are they a complete stranger? Where could they have taken you? Did they hurt you? Threaten you? The more Floyd thinks, the more despairing he becomes. His Shrimpy... His sweet, lovable, wonderful Shrimpy must be so scared. So alone... He has to find you. The police can be incompetent and slow and Floyd hates the idea of someone else coming to your rescue. It ought to be him. And when he gets his hands on the one who kidnapped you... Floyd hasn't talked to his father in a while; he prefers chatting with his mama because his old man can be such a nag at times. But his father has connections and now Floyd needs them, and he's a mere call away.
He'll find you. He can't lose you. And when he does, he's taking you to a safer, better place—a place far from the grimy limelight of the stage. This is why you shouldn't be an idol. It's dangerous. This is why he has to keep you safe. It's his job, but most importantly it's because he loves you. So even if he has to lock you away for your own good, force domesticity on you in the name of protection, he has to ensure you're safe. At the end of the day, that's all that matters to him.
(I like to imagine your stalker is Rollo, but it's fun to picture other characters in that place hehe.)
#twisted chit chat#yandere twst#forgive me for writing so much ^^;;;#i may be a little obsessed with bodyguard floyd orz#i love him aaaaaa#i could write an entire series for this concept because there's so much potential#(someone hold me back please stop me before the gears in my brain turn and i draft chapters orz orz)#perhaps i should just write a very long floyd thought like how i often pen my azul thoughts#hhhmmmmm many thoughts
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Okay so hear me out this is my first ever story...
Have mercy on me please :')...
So i had the thought about lucifer being a winemom. And even though i dont particularly like lucifer i was thinking....
What if he would masterbate with the wine bottle and then mc walks 😳🍷
The story:
It had been a long tough day for lucifer.
All day he had been swarmed by paperwork,meetings, bills from mammon and Asmodeus buying things and making sure you dont get eaten or lose interest in him. After all he couldnt bare the thought of you losing interest in him or even worse you dying..
that would be the scariest thing happening to him after lilith died..
beel had also eaten everything in the house twice today. In response this had send satan in a rage, he had punched holes in cabinets and walls.
So now not only lucifer had paperwork he also had to scold satan, which was no easy task. The blonde demon had flung at him so many times (one hitting his abdominal area) before Lucifer could finally get him under control. He lifted his clothing up to reveal a nasty bruise grunting at the touch.
He would deal with satan later.
He also had to Prepare the repairing spells which required special ingredients they didnt have anymore due to beel eating everything including several dishes... So he'd have to go search for the ingredients.... Sigh* why doesnt akuzon have tge ingredients lucifer thinks while scroling to look if they did...
Akuzon had a lot from the east indian special black and red inc he used to the stuff his brothers bought. But sadly no spell ingredients... He could ask solomon if he could get some of the ingredients but he knew solomon would probably want to make a pact with him in return.... Not that he would ask for help otherwise, after all the Avatar of pride didnt need help from a sorcerer.
He walked up to his liquor cabinet
( which was massive)
First he had to drink some demonius to lighten his headache. (and stresslevels because lets be honest the poor man works way to much)
grabbed a bottle of demonius and sat back down behind his desk drinking straight from the bottle.
He hadnt even bothered to pore it into a glass because he would end up drinking the whole bottle anyways.
(bottles and time passed)
3 bottles of demonius later and lucifer finally felt at ease. His alcohol tolerance was naturally very high so if he really wanted to get black out drunk like mammon and Asmodeus sometimes did at parties he would have to at least drink 6 bottles of demonius.
No the 3 bottles just left him tipsy and on edge, feeling like he wanted to have some sexual gratification.
he took the empty bottle of demonius and looked at the shape. The bottles in the devildom (and human world) didnt look to different from those weird toys he saw Asmodeus walking with a few times.
He smirked opening his drawer he took some orgasm gel out. It was the gel he had wanted to use with mc, mc however was already wet enough on their own for him. Dripping down their legs before lucifer even entered them.
He smiled.
However he wasnt going to be dependent on some human to satisfy him.
He didnt want you to think he needed you.
No he was going to satisfy himself with this bottle of demonius, that was now covered in gel. He undid his pants, pulled off his underwear,
and let his hardening member jump out. He putting it on his desk and started to roll the cold bottle back and forth slowly.
his cock hardening at the temperature difference of the bottle. "Fuck " he muttered while pleasuring himself.
He would've been more than embarrassed if anyone would ever know what he was doing, no this was something only he would ever know about.
The only reason he didn't cum was because he didnt want the paperwork to be dirty with his cum. He would never stoop so low.
No he would never.
After massaging his cock with the bottle until it turned the temperature of his skin he looked at the bottle again.
Another idea popped up in his head.
The top looked to be the similar shape of the dildo he had bought recently for mc.
They had been very thankful and thrilled to try it out.
So curious that they couldnt wait to try it and he ended up watching them masterbate in front of him. He shouldve filmed it.
Such a gorgeous delicious sight should be filmed after all he thought.
He'd have to ask mc next time if he could film it.
Their moans of that night had flooded his senses remembering the lovely noises they had made, they seemed to feel so good with that toy inside their ass cumming on his sofa in his secret study.
He walked over to the sofa and looked.
mcs cum still visible on the dark red velvet.
He smirked positioning himself on the sofa ass up.
putting gell on the other side of the bottle now before slowly sliding the bottle in his ass.
A fairly loud moan escaped his mouth.
Its a good thing he had casted a spell to make this room sound proof for the time being otherwise his brithers might of heard him.
No that would be unbearable. They would definitely tease him over it, and his pride would be more shattered than ever.
Due to the orgasm gel his slit around it quite easily. He positioned himself feeling the cold glass reach deeper and deeper in his ass.
His body now felt like it was on fire with pleasure. Another loud moan escaped his mouth. Then he started thrusting the bottle in and out of his ass.
He could feel a orgasm going through his body at high speed.
Faster and faster rougher and rougher. As long as he was in control he didn't care how rough it was.
(nothing to rough for this sadist)
The sounds of his moan increasing in volume with every thrust.
He felt pure pleasure as he felt he was going to cum, he had preps for that to happen however and he Swiftly took the other empty bottle of demonius as he cummed into the bottle.
Putting the full bottle of cum to the side.
He was going to keep thrusting for a littke more he thought.
"Lucifer?"
Lucifer stiffened at hearing your voice, and looked at you like a deer in the headlights.
"what are you doing?"
"Nothing i i was doingbpaperwork "
"with that bottle up your ass? "
You couldnt help but laugh.
Not in a humiliation way but it was the last thing you had expected to walk into when opening his door.
After the knocking was left unanswered you had stepped in only to find lucifer with a bottle of demonius up his as and flushed cheecks as red as apples.
I can explain lucifer quickly pulled the bottle out and sad up, his pride scattered and fearfully awaiting your reaction. What was he thinking not putting a spell on the lock!?.
He would have to wash those bottles secretly later.
washing would be safer due to nosey brothers . you would never be sure if anyone found the bottles or would stumble upon it by accident.
They woukdve immediately known who the bottles had belonged to, after all lucifer was the only one having multiple bottles of demonius on him at all times.
"Lucifer, im sorry for laughing my beloved. Its just that i hadnt expected to find you.. In such state"
... Lucifer fell silent. he felt like his life was over. he was beating himself up for letting this happen.
What would you think of him now?
Would you turn away? He would never get over it if you did.
Sensing his worry you walk up to him and put a arm around his shoulder (not knowing if you should put them on his cock instead)
"Lucy i understand"
You smile at him.
With bewilderment in his eyes he looks at you.
"You do? "
"Yes lucy babe i do, you were under so much stress today. i already thought you had forgotten our date tonight so i initially came to remind you of it "
"im so sorry mc i shouldnt forget -"
"no its okay Lucy its not your fault"
You looked over to the second bottle of demonius on the ground, seeing what you were almost sure to be Lucy's cum in it.
"It is mc how can i apologise? "
"Ill take that bottle"
before he can say no or even think about it you grab the bottle crawl to the corner of the sofa and smell the liquid in it.
Now emerged with the smell of the last bits of demonius his cum smelled like some sort of delicate wine.
"hhhmmmmm it smells so good lucy darling"
He looks at you in shock for a bit but as soon as he realises you dont judge him for masterbating with a bottle he loosens up.
"Does it now my beloved? "
You look up happily
"Yes"
Lucifer chuckles he tries to take the bottle back but you see it comming and quickly run to the other side of the room.
"Nuh uh its mine now lucy"
Lucifer scoffs and makes his way over to you.
Before he can reach you however you already started drinking his cum out of the bottle. Your eyes still fixated on his to see his reaction.
He looks at you before regrouping himself and making his way over to you.
You run to the other side before you continue drinking his cum wine.
"Hmmm mm hmmmmmm, if water tasted like this i would definitely drink enough on a day"
"Mc, stop this weird behavior at once and hand me the bottle..
before i punish you."
He reaches to grab you but having spend so much time with mammon you know how to avoid getting caught. Running further.
Lucifer can't help but smirk, after all hes secretly really proud of you and himself. After all you said his cum is delicious and are getting quite protective.
it is as if lucifer has to take candy from a child.
"Be a good girl and finish it all then"
Your eyes sparkle in excitement
*Really lucy? Thank you!! "
You sit down on the sofa again tired from running around. Lucifer sits besides you rubbing your back waiting for you to finish it all.
You do finish it surprisingly fast and put down the empty bottle. You want to hug him but-
Lucifer grips your hands and handcufs them
"Lucy?"
"yes darling"
he smirks biting your ear softly.
You squeel
"Lucy what are we going to do? We have to be at the restaurant at 6 remember?"
He positions you in a way your but is sticking up. He squeezes it and this draws a moan from your mouth.
"I remember that, we still have 3 hours"
"but-" you stammer.
"i said i would punish you
so be prepared sitting might hurt a bit in the restaurant. "
He says as he takes out his whip ready to spank you senseless for not obeying him.
I hope you enjoyed.
Im sorry for spelling errors im dyslexic😣
#anime#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me texts#obey me mc#obey me dark#obey me luci x reader#obey me lucifer#obey me luficer#lucifans#lucifer#lucifur#lucifer fluff#obey me fluff#obey me smut
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Thoughts on Show-ha Sho-ten! Ch 1:
Hhhmmmmm...
shoha shoten, shoha shoten!, showha shoten!, showha shoten, show ha shoten!, the list goes on...too many choices for tags (i'm getting war flashbacks from when 2.43 aired 😬)
Anyways, a manga about stand-up comedy is certainly interesting. And change of pace.
It was okay. The girl and that whole situation is very...Obata&Asakura-ish
Will probably read ch 2 tomorrow and go from there.
#manga#showha shoten!#showha shoten#shoha shoten!#too many ways to tag#ch 1#like i might pick it up but not cap it?#idk#we'll see how i feel about it tomorrow#show ha shoten!#show ha shoten
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The Order S2E05
I’m rewatching The Order for the 4th time and basically just gonna live blog it so if you don’t want to see my blabbering posts about each episode you can block the tag #Rachel obsesses about The Order
2.05
Jack’s hair……… meh.
The topics in their ethics classes are always relevant to the conflicts in the show, I mean Praxagora?? Praxis?? mmmmhm.
Gabrielle is shallow and mean, she picked Jack’s colour out special so they ‘wouldn’t clash’ and she bullied people in middle school
“it’s my original colour!” nooooo you way overcompensated dude, it’s too dark
“I didn’t think you noticed” HAIR FLIP
I love seeing the wolf boys wearing lei’s, sipping silly cocktails and Randall has the biggest fish bowl drink of them all
“Hey, we’re gonna do plenty of stupid things I promise.” “So many stupid things!”
She must really not want to take that test if she’s willing to help the Knights
maybe she’s’ failing the class lmao
“With all due respect……… she’s right about those pants.”
“Hey remember when she murdered Kyle?”
Randall trying to grab the straw with his tongue and missing is sooo cute and dumb
The leaders of two major magic organizations are having a (strained) introduction and a (forcedly polite) parlay, now is not the time for you two idiots to be bickering
“It has to be hand washed or the logo will chip off.”
Alyssa ogling Orbin right away, but like I’ll admit, Orbin is a cutie so I get it
Another mirror incantation, these are very popular
“It’s just more festive with the ribbon”
Alyssa is too excited about being a hostage “where’s your sense of adventure?”
The actress who plays Gabrielle playing Randall as Gabrielle, she’s so good like she manages to totally capture Randalls vibe
Hamish!Jack checking out Randall!Gabrielle
The Promeatheans have a dope gate for their compound
NEVER CONSUME SOMETHING WHEN YOU ARE A HOSTAGE
I mean maybe don’t spit it out and be disrespectful either but like, just politely say no
Wolfsbane in most lore is used as a weapon/repellent against werewolves, just sayin’
I love Alyssa’s cheeky grin when Jack keeps asking her about why she punched Gabrielle
“Ham-bone. Ham-alot. Jack-off.”
Randall be looking good in Gabrielle’s clothes tho
“I am just experimenting because…….. it’s college….. so…”
The boys walking arm in arm, huddled together under a single umbrella.. cuties
The Order is famous for sex orgies? hhhmmmmm yikes but also intriguing lmao
‘Welcome Hostages!’
if you pause and read the chalkboard it has a whole schedule for the hostages
At what point when they were ‘dating’ did they ever have time to go for sushi together
All they ever did was Order vs Knights stuff
Coke and red wine sounds honestly disgusting, but I’m not gonna lie I’m pretty tempted to try it
Randall -middle name- Carpio, you’re grounded!
“Don’t slaughter any innocent bystanders” “He’s always saying stuff like that, he doesn’t mean it.”
Jack runs so awkwardly
He’s also really bad at being inconspicuous
and a bad liar
I love the idea of magic connected to nature, but the cult-like vibes and the hive mind thing is a big No from me
I would not want everyone to know my every thought and feeling at all times always
Maybe I’m a prude but I wouldn’t be kissing some guy I’ve only known for a few hours, who is also keeping me hostage
“Look, I want you to know I respect your agency as a woman but also FUCK THIS BULLSHIT” easily my favourite line of the entire show
Randall getting 60% on a test about a subject that he only had an hour to study for is pretty impressive honestly, he’s a smart boi. pre-med.
Jack is a quick thinker with that SOS tbh
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S T U D
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Alright which one of you little shits...
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Fists clasped beneath his chin, the elezen listed his head, giving an affected ‘hhhmmmmm’ of thought. The slow curl of his grin peeling back his lips gradually revealed more teeth as the sound broke and became jagged at the edges, laughter where there was once only contemplation. “Ah got...” he considers his words. “a real healthy appetite. Ah don’ mind stoppin’ fer folks wha’ c’n one’n’done it, but Ah think a real good, satiatin’ nigh’ usually goes on awhile. ‘Less jes’ say two’s m’minimum for a good nigh’.” His fists unclasp, flex, lay flat atop the table before him. “As fer how long Ah last? Eh. Ah’m gonna be real with ya, Ah don’. Ah’m real easy t’please. Prob’ly why Ah got m’appetite. ‘m greedy.”
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Answered Here
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
“Ah waffle,” he wiggles his hand back and forth with the word. “But Ah like teasin’, s’fun. ‘Specially when m’partner’s loud and talkative.”
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
“Ah mean...” he shrugs. “Ain’ alla it, sorta? Hmm. Lessee...” A long moment passes before he tips his head back, staring skyward. “Ah find a lot more comfort’n anonymous sex’n Ah find in tender lovin’. Usually anyhow. S’hard t’explain.”
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As you can imagine all this experience really paid off.
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And PRESTO-6 months later…. after many late nights and weekends at the computer I’d done it.
Get Organized Get Happy is wonderful. The e-book’s simple steps really worked to transform my home. The Befree planners make it easy to connect to your vision making clearing clutter and organizing straightforward. The strategies create positive visible results quickly.
Clarissa Patterson Interior and Costume designer, Sydney Australia
Get Organized Get Happy is full of wisdom and practical tips that inspired me to “let go” of the things that were cluttering up my life. What an amazing difference to my home.
Anna Birch, Teacher, Sydney Australia
This is a must read e- book. Full of easy tips anyone can do. It made decluttering and decision making easy. I come home from work and relax. House is tidy, dinner planned and waiting.
Louise Yakmission, Nurse, Manitoba, Canada
Here’s a quick preview of the valuable information you’ll have at your fingertips.
What you get is a proven practical room by room, step by step blueprint with flexible strategies that you can make your own.
Easy to understand language… and specific tips for all those clutter hot spots in your home like clothes, closets, files and paperwork.
I’ve included 5 decluttering methods so you can swap, change and use what really works for you and the one decluttering technique that you must know.
Not everyone is the same, or has the same amount of clutter so these strategies and techniques can be tailored to your energy, time and mindset.
And that’s just a small taste of what’s in store
I even have special sections to simplify and organize your life. Things like menu planning, staying motivated, how and where to start and organizing kid’s things. I’ve even added quick routines that keep your house tidy and clean. There are motivating quotes, moral boosters and easy, organizing tips.
Did you know that getting rid of clutter eliminates 40% of housework in the average home? (Ottawa Citizen, newspaper (1/14/00
I never knew that decluttering one area of your life could help in so many other areas. Now getting organized is quick and easy. Love the decluttering and organizing blueprints without them I would not have been able to take the first step without Get Organized Get Happy.
Irena Nikolic, Teacher Sydney, Australia
Now I would like you to experience what your home can be:
Just picture this for a moment. You come home tired from work or a day out. You open your door….smile and relax because you see a welcoming clean and tidy home. You walk into your spotless kitchen and make some tea. Your favorite dinner is in the fridge all ready to be cooked.
Paperwork, bills, laundry are under control… everything is where it should be. You feel contented and confident. Every item has its home so putting away is easy. There is nothing for you to do but sit down, relax and enjoy your time. Your home is a creative inspiring place to be. Your weekend is free for fun. What a joy.
There you have it… I don’t know about you but I wish I had all that information when I was overwhelmed by my stuff and in the middle of my clutter crisis.
Simple Solutions for Your Everyday Clutter Problems
14 Planners in total so you can follow the re-imagine, re-think, re-do, re-style and reward strategy. These planners take minutes to fill out. 7 Decluttering Blueprint templates for the main rooms of your home, don’t have to think just follow the steps to make clutter fly out of your home 7 Organizing Blueprint templates for the main rooms of your home for more expert hand holding so every item in your home is neat and tidy
Only for those who are sick of paper clutter and lose information all the time an absolute essential for anyone with children.
26 Home Binder templates for you to use, for chores, cleaning, cleaning schedules, school information, grocery shopping plus much more
The best part- the price, and to be honest with you if I added up the countless hours of hard work I’ve poured into this e-book, and all the evenings and weekends I sacrificed, I would have to charge you hundreds of dollars of labor.
Considering you would have to pay at least a thousand dollars to hire a professional organizer for a few days… (not to mention all the mega costly decluttering mistakes you’ll now avoid)…I want to keep it reasonable… around the equivalent price of a container or two at your neighborhood storage store.
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Still not convinced Get Organized Get Happy The Simple Guide to Declutter and Organize your Head Home and Heart is the best deal on the market? Don’t Decide Now! Buy it, try for a few days and if you still don’t think Get-Organized Get-Happy is worth every penny I’ll buy it back,
Procrastinating can be a costly mistake. So to avoid disappointment act now and order a book before the price goes up.
So there you have it –you have two choices
1. Keep doing what you’re doing and pray that things will get better OR
2. Take a stand and get rid of your clutter
You have nothing to lose, right
Here’s to living a little lighter
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