I have to hold out hope that adds for new shaving products are giving people epiphanies about shaving.
Like "wow! shaving is inconvenient, painful and a waste of time!" and instead of "buy this new product!" someone will go HhhHhmmmmmMmm
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Thing? Singular? I can only pick one?
Hhhhhmmmmmmmm……
I think my favorite thing about Hope is her personality. When we first met, she was this cold, bitter person, and I was like uhhh oh boy, trouble.
But since she’s opened up, and I’ve gotten to know her, she’s actually this really sweet and fun and competent and posed and intelligent and amazing person. This is the Hope worth knowing, and I really like her.
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I have no idea why it hadn't been done yet (because I haven't seen any indication that it was created), so it's my time to shine
Accurate Fnaf sb, or, as I named it, Glitch Breach Au
Basically, It's fnaf. Really just fnaf sb without a change exept tiny little detail
It's Accurate™ duh
Which means that every bug, every glitch and inconvenience, exists
Which it turn means that Gregory had fallen through the floor and been catapulted into space via hitbox glitch at least once
Maybe twice
It really can go both silly and angst ways
The difference between those is How Gregory Dies, because that changes literally everything
For crack it's just like in game: s/o kind of picks up Gregory like an angry cat, swings him a little and goes for a bite- and then he just opens his eyes near last save point
Nice and easy, no pain at all
Angst is... Obviously not like that
Greg feels every bite and scratch on him like a permanent reminder that it Happened. Plus, he gets scars
Many, MANY scars, that mostly hide under his hair (coz animatronics bite his head) and clothes
Even just regular restarts when you can't easily get back to map (que falling under it) are painfully, because Gregory needs to die to respawn, so... Yeah......
Freddy is concerned for the same, but completely different reasons in both versions of this au
"Gregory, I understand that you lived on the streets (because greg obviously told him abt this) and learned many skills in order to survive, but I do not believe that 'riding security bots like go-carts' should be one of them"
The child gets more and more ferral with each respawn
In crack version because of The Great Annoyance, in angst, too, because of The Great Annoyance, but like, angry
(The Great Annoyance in question is William Afton obviously)
For the first, Gregory just like any other player gets tired of maneuvering between bots and wants everything to Stop, so he uncovered the secret, annihilated the bunny pair and burned pizza plex to crisps as per the precepts of Afton family <3
Angst Gregory gets angrier the more truth revile itself, because. "This man is responsible for my eternal suffering? THIS motherfucker, this CORPSE is what KEEPING ME HERE- NO FREDDY LET ME GO I'M GOING TO KILL HIM FOR REAL-"
Also, because I'm a god and can do what I want, both Gregory's find a completely new baseball bat that one of the guests forgot
It also becomes a lethal weapon in seconds
Freddy becomes even more Concerned
Both children can and will clip thought walls if it takes less time than sticking with a normal human path
They also were witnesses and participants to some pretty stupid shit which includes: chika zooming past them not stopping until she hit a wall, security bots getting stuck into the same box 50 times in a row, teleportation but that wasn't that surprising, some of the main 4 glitching enough that their model pose becomes default, loading midsentence, catapulting across the building because walking is for loosers (sometimes literally) and many more
Map is even more useless, but the Map Bot gets scarier each time and none of Gregory's can predict where and when he will appear
With the fact that they both now ins and outs of every corner of this damn place, it's saying something
I suddenly started talking about these children as two separate people so I guess it's two aus now???
Eh, whatever
Angst Gregory knows self-defence against robots as a survival mechanism, crack Gregory lerned it for shits and giggles
Sun/Moon transition at first happens, then it doesn't happen, then it happens again and it's like that until Gregory is banned from daycare. Angst Gregory does not fucking comes back at all
The other one is just unhinged and no barrier can stop him
Vanessa gets killed one (1) time
As a treat
It's a Glammike au
No, I will not elaborate further
Maybe I'm going to add to this later but that's it for now
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