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[bangcakes]

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[birlwrites]

hey all - i'll say this again in the end notes of ch 59, but i just wanted to let you know that after this update, i'm going to put ttdl on hiatus for about a month (maybe a little more)

i've been working basically nonstop this year through multiple illnesses, and i have a lot going on this next month, and i need to just take a step back from updating and take the pressure off of myself

when i finish this series, i don't want to look back at it and see a complete hot mess that came from trying to hit deadlines over and over - i want to be proud of it, and i want to have fun creating it, and i need to remind myself that the only deadlines here are the ones i make

tentative return date will be august 16, subject to the vagaries of life - i'll keep you posted!

[journey-thru-six-ears]

---X--- Liu'Er Mihou x Reader ---X---

---X--- Headcanons [p1] ---X---

[Since I'm absolutely feral and in love with this nasty monkey, i'll share my nasties with others who have the same freak-mode feels for him! ]

[some FERAL and not-so-feral Headcanons for reader needs! Also, another note. These are not for the Mac from LMK, these are for my fandom-take AU of Liu'Er Mihou from the Journey to the West materials.]

>>> SFW

x-If you can't or won't accept the fact he smells, most of the time, his time isn't for you! He's a gross, stinkier monkey even than Sun Wukong! [call him a stinker, he loves it!] He does, however, wear spiced colognes on some chosen occasions. Hints of cinnamon, cloves, birch, even vanilla with some hints of cedar or mint.

x-Do NOT address personal pains or squabbles with Liu'Er as he will ensure that your squabbles are dealt with... accordingly. Unless, that is what you want. [meaning...don't vent things about folks you'd like to continue LIVING.]

x-Loves doting on you and melts when he receives the affection as well. He. Will. Thrive.

x-Appreciates gentle ear massages, as headaches and over stimulation are common place within his everyday occurrences. Gently covering his ears for even a short moment calms many a tensed nerves... he'll surely be 100% gracious.

x-Gifts small items that he expresses make him think of you. He knows you'll love them, as well.

x-He's heavy on physical touching and affection. He wants you to feel absolute enamor as he does. He'll groom you, nip your skin and nape of your neck, and lay on your with the utmost joy. He's like a weighted blankie. [he's working on the gentle part]

x-He is wildly possessive, don't take this lightly. He is extremely territorial and does not openly share. You are his, and he solely promised himself as yours.

[read below for the nsfw's]

>>> NSFW

x-Be warned, your belongings will end up being defiled 'lovingly' by him, especially if you plan to be absent for hours or days at a time. He misses you.

x-Kissing and petting, light or heavy, will almost always guarantee heavier kissing and touching. Or, at most sloppy tonguing and end in big fluster. He loves kisses.

x-Bitemarks, scratches, accidental bruising, [he's passionate]

x-Will compare you to how delectable you...taste, especially in every way that he's tasted you. Musk and sweat be upon the and he's such a beast for YOUR stink. He'll compare you to his most savory meats that he's consumed He pledges to savor your for eternity upon every heavy moonlight evening.~

x-Favorite task? Eating you out, of course. [or sucking 'D'~! no exemptions.] He loves your taste, so-so much. He loves leaving his lover a blissfully shaking, drenched mess.

x-Favorite position? Under you, of course. [refuses to admit this] Feeling your weight upon a full belly of meat that he ingested prior drives him to an end SO FAST beneath your bottom slamming down upon his guts. The shifting and grinding is H E A V E N L YYY~. He also really enjoys good ol' primal doggystyle. He's big on mounting and just...hilting deep within your guts. He's a beast for cock-warming, too. so don't move!

---X--- Notes ---X---

I can't lie, I've been heavily inspired by @jttw-monkeybusiness to publicly share my AU materials for the Journey to the West fandom. hhhh <3 <3 I hope the rest of ya'll enjoy my nasty monke mayhems.

[markipliers-madhouse]

Warm Welcome

Pages 5-8

FIRST - PREV - NEXT

W O A H BACK AT IT AGAIN ONLY...3 MONTHS LATER...THAT'S DECEEENT-

But for real ey again! Really hoping to get the sets out consistently, think this is a good pace, but uh...don't get you expectations up *coUgh* But it honestly was fun to get back into them! Especially since now we've introduced the main location for our series...THE OFFICE!! ...I AM ALREADY D R E A D I N G HAVING TO DRAW IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN HHHH-

But still, pretty proud to how these pages came out! Pretty happy with the overall coloring and shading and such, thing I pinned down the mood I wanted, and, more importantly, WE ALSO GOT INTRODUCED TO OUR OTHER TITLE CHARACTER! ...LITERALLY HIS NAME IS IN THE TITLE >:'D

Fun Fact tho: I originally didn't mean to introduce Mark this soon, at least actually see him since he was first just gonna be conveyed through the phone, but as I was formatting the pages I thought...nah that's stupid he's important...so here we are >:]

But anyhoo, not much else to note here, glad to hahe gotten the pages done at a (hopefully) consistent time and quality, and mainly hoping you guys enjoy either way! :D

...Now if you excuse me back to procrastinating some more hhHH-

[dabisbratz]

Noooo not the punching bag!! I'm 🥺🥺 hhhh sho working out with ur dad and he makes a comment Abt him needing to get laid and aizawa blue screens so hard he gets hit w the bag on the back swing cause YEAH HE SURE DOES BUT BUT IM P SURE YOU WOULDN'T APPROVE OF WHO HES THINKING OF LAYING lmaoo.

Who's there just enough to have his own dedicated water bottle in your home gym but not enough to catch you working out to often. So when he does walk in on you running on a treadmill or doing reps or something with some sort of ditzy pop song blasting on the speakers as your sweaty muscles glow he just Abt dies.

ohmygoddoehehhe how your dad doesn’t notice… sho has no idea. specially cause he’s takin out his jealousy on the guy! sho’s fists pounding into his gloved palms over n over, a lil too hard— he’s jealous he can’t spend as much time with you, he can’t be the one guidin you or comfortin you.. it’d be weird if sho called you his boy… but he wants to so bad. so yeah— as silly as it sounds he’s jealous. n while he’s tryna catch his breath hearin ‘you really need to take all that anger out on some pussy’ jus…. yea, he’s sure he’s lost his mind cause his best friends son should not have been the first person to pop into mind, n he should not be mad thinkin about you jus bein a hole to fuck. cause it’s way more than that. you’re more than that.

n e way!! when you work out you definitely dance more than anythin, you can’t help it!! the music is too good!! has the most insane vulgar lyrics ever, but comin from your mouth it’s so…sweet. so whenever sho accidentally walks in on you he kinda jus… stands there. all blank faced tryin to save the memory for later while you pull out your earbuds n ask if he’s okay.. so dumb. he’s more than okay, actually! jus tryin to imagine what it’d sound like if you were moanin instead of singin… n he has to leave before he pops a stiffy right in fronta you);

[xxbl00ds0akeds3raxx]

Hang in there girl, don't let him get to you. You're way stronger than you give yourself credit for, and you have always, always deserved much better than what life handed you... He isn't worth it. He will never see you as the full person you are. He wants you to be a perfect doll, and that is not a role you can ever pigeonhole yourself into, with all your strengths and flaws... you're a wonderful, kind, opinionated and strong person. Don't let him break you

-Camille M.

tysm camilee <3 sorry 4 not replying sooner i wasan't sure what to say;;

i am hanging in there!!! ^^ life is crazy lolz. i hate it. m so tired. i literally wish i didn't exist i think things wld be so much better im so sick of stressing every1 out w stupid decisions i make :((((( like im not evn trying 2 be emo~~ woaawww edgelord dont cut urself on that edge X_X!!

its just ever since my conception my existence has just been. a bother,,. i ruined my mum's life n i cant stop thinking abt what it cld've been like if i just. hhhh. didn't. happen. :)

i wish i knew her.

i wish she wld reach out 2 me and contact me likeu do w ur daughter,,,

ifeel like shes the only 1 who wld undrstand what im worried abt rn. but maybe thats just delusional thinking bc. i nvr rlly knew her so,,, lol. who evn knows what she understands.

ur rlly too sweet to me!!1. "wonderful, kind, opinionated and strong" is so much,,,, im not stronger than i give myself credit 4 i know my limits very well. & kylar, imean if he wants a perfect doll he literally has 1 of me . fkn life sized perfect replica w my measurements shes so perfect & if h e wants me to be her so bad icant fucking do it xDD i'll never b herrrrrr 〒▽〒

thank u again. its rlly nice to hear from u and i appreciate everything u say evn if it feels wrong :(

[pampulonad]

AGHSNAHANWAGAANAHSNA IM SO NORMAL ABOUT YOUR REPLY TO MY ASK,, @^@""""""""""""

also.. yesterday I spent 4. hours hard (/gender neutral) as fuuuuuuc b/c I ate ice cream + applesauce + fiber gummies + multiple glasses of water + fuit gummi (later in) and it made my belly SO. FUCKING. BIG AND ROOOOUND HOLY SHIT I FELT SO SO SO SEXY,,, I took SOOOOO many pictures of myself in tight clothes, different angles and some mirror pics, and I took some like progression photos ? and I am o b s e s s e d with swiping through them and seeing my belly bloat up bigger and bigger and oh my godddd. my belly was just fucking BULGING and felt sooo HEAVY and FULL and in the pics you can see the band of my lower belly puff up bigger and bigger and,,

hHHH I fucking groped and fondled and grabbed at my teenie littl belly roll and hips and thighs and ass for HOURS and I felt so fucking hot holy shittt I am actually in love with my own body bro I cannot lie ;; I've been trying passively lol to put a little weight on for the past few years, since (a) processing that I was underweight and (b) accepting that I am more attracted to big squishy bodies, b/c I realized I wanted a bigger squishier body

but yeah my tummy is still so so smol but I love it SOOOOOOOOO SO MUCH and I kept moaning that I have the sexiest tummy alive and moaning about my yummy roll(s) and squish and @~@"""""""" moaning that I'm so in love with my body as I made love to it and !!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ pleasure and self-intimacy (emotional and physical and sexual and mental and textual and medical and) ftw-

oghF and I haven't even gotten to how sloshy i was,, and later on that band of my lower belly got sooo gurgly~ and I recorded its grumbles and t-o-u-c-h-e-d-m-y-s-e-l-f to the playback and nngh..

and yeah this all took place over 5-6 hours @_@""

mMphhhhhhfUCK I am HORNIEE all over again for how fucking full I felt and how fucking sexy I was and the audio I captured and holy fuckkk I forgor to mention I recorded myself c-u-m-m-i-n-g for the first time (have never captured that before) and it is m e s m e r i z i n g ,, ? ?? I've never actually seen or heard what I'm like when I c-u-m and umhh.. to put it simply itttt VALIDATES the data is collected for 4 hours leading up to it so to summarize the results: in conclusion i am SOOOOOOOOO fucking sexyy,,,, I literally g-o-t off AGAIN to the video of me c-u-m-m-i-n-g in which I ram my fingers into my stomach to make my belly slosh all heavy and =@~@=""" in sync with myself just 30 minutes after..

but umhhh yea I wanted to share,,,, @~@""" I am still thinking about it and sweating profusely-

,.. ps I had some post c-o-i-t-a-l dysphoria afterward that I just distracted from eventually, but y'all got any advice or resources for handling that post-nut clarity? for me i know it's goin to involve some self acceptance, this is my kink and this is what I g-e-t-o-f-f to... i did some soothing affirmative self-talk that it's okay this is what I like and it's okay for me to love myself like this but. yeah if you or anyone has some words of wisdom I'd. take them

~ 💚💛

being comfortable with and loving your body? we love that here. i can confidently say that even with my intense voice dysphoria i still really find myself flushing hard at audios of myself when i jack off.

it’s poetic in a way to know how you sound during such an intimate moment because once you’re able to think and hear it for yourself, it feels so. idk? sexy???? mesmerizing as you put it

also for the last part: if you’re talking like “oh god i got off to this thing” i mostly just go “what the hell. everyone’s got weird shit they get off to and it ain’t right to be shaming others so why shame myself? bit of a double standard buddy” and then move on to whatever i want to do.

i don’t really bathe in the afterglow because my brain is quick to get distracted. the best i can say for handling it is that you are your own worst critic… just fuck yourself safely LOL

[leftovergarlicbread]

For the headcanon ask thing.

What about Taka or Cal

WHY NOT BOTH!!!! :D Thank u for the ask!!! <3 <3

Taka:

Sexuality Headcanon: Hes a bisexual loser and you can’t tell me otherwise.

Gender Headcanon: Cis man but in a he/they way.

A ship I have with said character: Again, I don’t have many strong opinions on shipping, but I feel he might have a slight crush on Zero. They’re L4L, loser for loser solfknehwosiufnlk.

A BROTP I have with said character: Ace and Taka obvi <3 <3 but also Taka and Luna!!!! They’re childhood besties and they have a weird cousins relationship thanks to their dads being so close.

A NOTP I have with said character: Tbh, Ace and Taka. I am really not a huge fan of childhood friends to lovers, I have a lot of opinions about it that I won’t get into here, but I usually I just prefer they stay platonic. But I also still don’t really know too much about their relationship considering I’m not quite done with the maingame yet, so this could very well change!!

A random headcanon: Taka likes to bake!! He and Luna bake a lot together and he makes some of the best poffins around. He’ll often bake ppl something as a gift for birthdays and holidays instead of buying them something. Also because it’s usually cheaper LMAOOO

Luna also knitted his scarf for him!

General opinion on character: The most patheticest wettest cat of a man ever. An absolute loser. He’s absolutely wonderful. He deserves to be passionately kissed by someone

Cal:

Sexuality Headcanon: Gay! Fun fact I actually headcanoned him as gay before I knew he was canonically which I just find really funny olskdfhnos. *stares into camera* I Know What You Are

Gender Headcanon: Cis man, hes just ur local neighborhood Guy.

A ship I have with said character: I already talked abt Cain and Cal on my answer for Cain, sooo some other thoughts: I think he has a bit of a crush on Taka in a “hes hot in a rat kind of way” lmao

A BROTP I have with said character: Obvi Cal and Shelly <3 <3 <3 But I feel like Cal and Luna would also get along really well! They watch horror movies together!

A NOTP I have with said character: I’m saying Cal and Victoria here just because I want to share a funny story abt how I completely monkey’s pawed myself. So, back after I defeated Shelly, and Cal first goes to Apophyll, (my laptops autocorrect wants to turn apophyll into chlorophyll HELLO??) and like, it was very obvious that Cal and Victoria were a thing they were hinting at I was like “mmmmhhhh I don’t really want cal and vicky to become a thingggg :////” aND THEN TWO BADGES LATER THE EVENTS AT APOPHYLL HAPPENED AND I REMEMEBR JUST SITTING THERE LIKE “W e l l  I g u e s s  I  g o t      w h a t  I  w a n t e d” Believe it or not I did that to myself TWICE. The second time being me going “hmmm I wonder if fern is going to become more plot relevant soon!! After beating him on Route 1, and then, again. 3 badges later. Hes on team meteor JKSNOIUFVOKISIDNUHG

A random headcanon: Shelly writes a lot of fanfiction and she always asks Cal to proofread it for her. He is literally SO TOUCHED by this and it means the fucking world to him. She insists that he’s honest and gives her critique but it physically hurts him to say anything bad about her writing hhhh

General opinion on character: I love him sm!!! His development throughout the story makes me so happy ((and also the way he and victoria completely swapped characters and roles and like,, changed literally opposite to each other makes me go FERAL AAAAAAAAAA) The way he cares so much about Shelly is just so sweet and it’s just really cool to how we actually get to see him work so hard to grow and change and better himself as a person and it’s just really really cool to see and means a lot to me :] I really really love stories and characters who work to overcome who they were and be better than their past, I just. I can’t describe it super well, but just. Everything about Cal and his character is just. Yeah. I love that <3

[breezingby]

Ray Stevens ~ The Global Warming Song

Now, here we have two real pioneers Embarking upon a new career Capitalizing on this "Global Warming" hype Yeah, they're the one's who brought you the left-handed hammer And tried to market a recycled pamper; You could say the Gullible Brothers have always been the entrepreneurial type

But this next hare-brained Gullible venture Could be earmarked as the major clincher As to whether or not they'll be livin' it up in their retirement age

They put all they had into one bankroll Bought a bunch of land down at the South Pole Eagerly awaiting the impending doom of "Climate Change!" Hee, hee! Thereby being in the catbird seat in the new Florida!

And I'm all for working hard To keep this planet clean But man-made Global Warming just don't make no sense to me But if you insist on buying into this media false alarm I know a couple of guys who wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms! Hee, hee, hee!

"Next up on the Real Estate Show we have the Gullible Brothers Live via satellite from the East Coast of Antarctica Hello, boys, are you on the line?"

"Y-y-yeah, Hi, I'm B-Barry-v-very Gullible, and this is my y-younger brother J-J-Justis Gullible, thanks for having us on the s-sh-show."

"You bet. What actually do you have available in the way of land?"

"W-we-well, we got this beautiful-beautiful homesites available, ocean f-front once the i-i-ice m-melts a little bit, you should - brr-r-r-r, Gosh it's cold. And we got some b-be-beautiful f-farms more inland, soon's we lose about forty feet of this snow... huh, huh, Oh, Lord!"

And I'm all for working hard To keep this planet clean But man-made Global Warming just don't make no sense to me But if you insist on buying into this media false alarm I know a couple of guys who wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms! Hee, hee, hee!

"Well, boys, what's the weather like down there? Sounds cold!"

"W-w-we-well, it's n-not too bad... S-say, sixty two below at the m-mo-moment, wind chill's a h-hunderd below... But spirits are hi-high, we been told it's definitely gonna rise in a few, few, little while... it's uh... Record s-seven feet of snow... B-but Al Gore said it's gonna be OK. Oh, Lord! Justis, run! H-he-here comes a P-po-polar Bear! Aggghhhhh!"

And I'm all for working hard To keep this planet clean But man-made Global Warming just don't make no sense to me But if you insist on buying into this media false alarm I know a couple of guys who wheel 'n' deal in frozen farms! Hee, hee, hee!

"Well, we'd just to thank the Gullibles for joining us today. Barry Gullible, any last words for those who may be looking to relocate once the rest of the world floods?"

"A-a-ah, w-well, b-r-r-rrr! Ah-h-hh-hhhh, ch-h-h-h-hhhh b-r-r-rrrr!"

"Oh, my goodness! OK, Justis, how about you?"

"E-e-er-rrrr, b-rr-r-rr-rrrr, ch-h-hh-h-hhhh, I cain't feel my feet!"

[bangcakes]

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[bokubear]

when you start showing | hq boys

ft. kuroō tetsuro, suna rintarou, sakusa kiyoomi, atsumu miya, osamu miya

a/n ; this was SO PRECIOUS MMMM♡♡

kuroō ^ he was really feeling his fatherly roots when you began showing. your cute little belly all swollen. he would never complain about massaging your feet or back on absolutely any occasion. he tells his kid about science. it’s stupid but somehow heart-warming..?

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suna ^ this man goes full dad mode, whenever you’re out and about he won’t hesitate to send the nastiest glare to anyone who looks at you weird. holding your hand gently and leaning over your shoulder to pepper your neck in gentle kisses of encouragement. he knows it’s hard on your body, you’re doing amazing.

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sakusa ^ he’s your ‘everything you need’ type of man. he stands behind you and often places each hand on your stomach, rubbing softly. he is extremely gentle with you, and if you have mood swings, he is your shoulder to cry on. he caresses your belly, usually telling stories with a sweet smile.

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atsumu ^ you are so cute. it’s almost terrifying. if press feel the need to talk it up, he almost always either mentions you if you aren’t there or shows you off. if you even mutter that you’re uncomfortable, sad, anything at all, this man will immediately escort you through and entire city till you feel better. he holds your face and kisses your nose a lot.

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osamu ^ he is already really good at whistling, but he hums more to his child than whistling. little songs that are sometime meant for children, others he’s heard on the radio. he thinks to be born when listening to song is the best way to go about. he regularly places his head on your stomach and hums songs.

[haitanirindo]

... i am begging u to spit in my mouth

[markipliers-madhouse]

Establishing Shot

Pages 1-4

FIRST [YOU ARE HERE] - NEXT

AND WE HAVE OFFICIALLY BEGUN! >:D

Very nervous and excited to see how this goes, so really hoping you guys like the comic so far! Hoping you stick around too, cause trust me when I say it'll be g o i n g p l a c e s -

And I gotta be honest, I was kinda nervous bout starting the comic, thinking I'd have to keep track of so many things and not be able to do some shots (mainly ones with a lot of background hhHh-), but so far I think it's been going good, looks alright, and actually been pretty fun! So now just more excited then anything to get more sets out when I can! >:]

By the way don't ask me when/if pages will be coming out consistently cause honestly I don't know myself fbakndksh-

But ye I'll keep this short, just wanted to say thank you for reading, and hope ya enjoy more from me when it releases! But for now...hope you enjoy this little starter :]

[psychiatricwarfare]

my first day of work is today after being unemployed for four months and im super excited to be making money again but also hella nervous cus im ✨️disabled✨️

[emoreooo]

shirley uris is rly prettie

hurts that she doesnt Realize

[lysiso]