#hfth screaming

[waddup-its-homegirl]

Raj greenstreet is like every tumblr girlie I know:

- would kill to avenge their lover

- After getting stabbed by a possessed guy “No, I don’t think I want to leave him, Look at him. He’s pitiful.”

[jup1tersparx]

rick rounds autistic and gets away with no one ever picking up on it via pretending all of the autism traits are 1) him being rude on purpose and 2) him just being a REALLY dedicated and stoic leader.

he never makes eye contact with anyone and seems to ignore to half of the things you say when talking to him? yeah he’s locked into that sigma grindset bro he doesnt have time for your bullshit. he refuses to let anyone touch him? oh is he also gonna cry and tell you about his feelings while you’re hugging 🥺🥺🥺? he barely makes any facial expressions, his voice is always monotone and he won’t react at all if you break down crying in front of him? yeah hes hardcore man completely unreadable. he gets really loud and angry and unpredictable when theres a lot of people and noise and lights? yeah hes a fucking wildcard bro you dont wanna mess around near him trust me. we need real men like this leading America forward thank god men are finally being masculine again 🙏🙏🙏 (/s)

[zellyana125]

“Hello,” said the jelly.

“Will you be my friend?”

[theeyesonthewalls]

so uhm hfth 172

POLLY!!!!!!!! POLLYYYY!!!!! OMG POLLY!!!!! HE'S BACK!!!!!! POLLY'S BACK!!!!!!! AJSUDIWJAAJSJ!!!!!!!!!

[lmao-laughingmyanxietyoff-blog]

Listened to the new @hellofromthehallowoods episode on the way to work and it’s all I can think about

[puppet-podcasts]

HEY NIKIGNIK?? HEY NIKIGNIK???

god i was trying to clean but i ended up just standing in my kitchen like this

[hellofromthehallowoods]

amazing character arc for nikignik, it really snuck up on me how much (it? He? They? Xe?) Nik has changed since the early episodes.

A character arc for the narrator was one of the things I really wanted to play with in this story!

[douglasfeiffel]

I was dealing with the emotional impact of pasithea 33, listening to the credits and knowing that it would be the last I’d hear of this amazing podcast and- hold on a second. Harlan Guthrie???

[wizardsnorlax]

I finished Hello from the Hallowoods ep 140

I am feeling many ✨🌟 spicy emotions🌟✨

I need a hug and many layers to scream into but everyone in the house is asleep

[ghosteso]

Totally grateful I’m doing paperwork tonight I’m so going to listen to HFTH while I’m doing recovery.

[jjungkookislife]

Jeans

pairing: hfth!jungkook x f. reader

genre: established relationship, crack, college au, 18+

summary: Jimin buys you a pair of "coochie" jeans.

wc: 640

warnings: the word coochie is used a lot lol and implied smut?

a/n: this is not to make fun of anyone who likes these jeans, I just thought it would make an interesting drabble

date: June 20, 2024

“Jimin, I don’t need a new outfit,” you insisted as you followed him to the clothing racks of a department store. 

Jimin ignored you as he went through the jeans on one rack, eyes wide when he spotted the most unhinged pair of jeans ever. 

He doesn’t say a word as he grabs them and a few others to hide them under before shoving you into the dressing room.

Reluctantly, you try on the jeans, screaming in the dressing room before showing Jimin. 

“Jimin!”

Cackling, Jimin pops his head into the dressing room, “Oh-ho, those are worse on than I imagined.”

“We are not getting these!”

“I’ll buy them! Hoseok will have a conundrum!”

You glare at Jimin before stomping into the dressing room to change. If he wanted to waste his money on that denim abomination, that was his prerogative.

“Are you sure you can’t stay this summer?” Hoseok asks as he finishes taking your measurements for the outfit he wants to make you. Jungkook and Jimin sat on the floor, gaming controllers in their hands as they cursed when they got shot at on screen.

“I wish, but my parents got my flight tickets last semester so I can’t stay,” you inform him. Jungkook pouts beside Jimin, but remains silent. 

“Why don’t you go try on the dress we got the other day and the jeans?” Jimin chirps as he looks at you over his shoulder. The mischievous grin on his face makes you scowl as Hoseok hands you the yellow shopping bag beside him. 

“I hate you,” you utter in Jimin’s direction, but he simply blows you a kiss when you flip him off and stomp into Jungkook’s bedroom to change. 

“I’m hungry,” Jungkook states as he shuts the game off and heads for the kitchen. He’s got his head in the fridge when the door to his bedroom opens announcing your return. 

Jimin has his hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter when you appear. 

Hoseok’s eyes are wide, his jaw nearly unhinged as he takes in your pants. 

“COOCHIE JEANS?!” Hoseok screeches, grabbing Jungkook’s attention. 

“What about my girl’s coochie?” Jungkook asks as he looks up from the fridge. His jaw drops as he takes in your new pants. 

“What the fuck are those?” Hoseok feels like he’s having a heart attack. Who in their right mind would design those? Who would buy them? 

“Coochie jeans,” Jimin says, ignoring Hoseok’s middle finger aimed at him.

“Those are a fashion designer’s worst nightmare come to life! You paid for those?!”

“Jimin did,” you answer, glaring at your giggling friend. 

“Those are going back immediately!” Hoseok exclaims as he starts patting his pockets for his car keys. 

“Can we keep them for an hour?” Jungkook asks as he looks you up and down with a lustful gaze. 

Hoseok scoffs, shaking his head as he demands you change out of those monstrous jeans before you need to call an ambulance for him. 

Jungkook pouts as you walk away to change and Hoseok nearly throttles Jimin as he demands the receipt. 

“You’re not allowed to take her shopping anymore! In fact, I’ll be making all her outfits from now on!” Hoseok shakes his head as you reappear in regular jeans. 

“Aren’t you busy with your courses?” You ask as you hand over the bag with the Coochie jeans. 

“I’ll make it work if it keeps you out of these!” Hoseok shakes his head as he grabs Jimin by the ear and drags him out of the apartment, lecturing him on fashion. 

Jungkook approaches you, his arm wraps around your waist. 

“That’s too bad,” he says as he kisses your cheek. “We could have had fun with those.”

“Well, Jimin and Hoseok will be gone for a bit, why don’t we go to your room and have some fun?”

© jjungkookislife - I do not allow reposts or translations of my work on any platforms, this includes Youtube.

jeans

[frog-in-a-crown]

This hfth episode was our last chance to get a Polly update before the one year anniversary of the last time we saw him, so if you ever hear the sound of distant screaming coming through your computer, it's probably me.

[beenovel]

I think the best running joke in Wooden Overcoats is probably Antigone just showing up behind people and them screaming. It always gets me

@hellofromthehallowoods I have to thank you for introducing me to the show! Its quickly become my favorite podcast (closely followed by hfth, of course)

[reddstardust]

*HFTH MAJOR SPOILERS*

*crying, screaming, shaking, throwing up, pulling out my hair, bashing my head into the wall & going apeshit*

[gentlemean]

I know, everyone's screaming about the latest hfth episode, but I have to be honest:

My reaction was less panicked screaming and more

[a-vibing-potato]

A random collection of short rambles about HFTH

Currently in the middle of episode 78 (I swear, I always pause in the middle of episodes to write my thoughts but whatever) and I had to stop because of Nikignik's reaction to Lady Ethel Mallory this episode. It's basically the same thing as usual "I hate her, I hope she dies or kills me ASAP, her voice is the worst thing on earth, etc." so they basically just say that they hope she 'devises a weapon to kill them' so they'd never have to hear her voice again. But then they say, "I jest too darkly, dreamer." and this funny little headcanon popped into my mind.

(TW: Suicide kinda? Idk just to be safe)

I've always thought that Nikignik is very 'depression vibes' (and ADHD, but that's beside the point) but I'm taking the stance today that Nikignik is that one depressed/suicidal friend that makes dark jokes to cope and laughs at them but takes them a little too far and everyone around them is just kinda like "... Um... you good?"

Anyway, I'm worried about my (gender-neutral) boys:

Moth had me a little worried at the beginning of this episode, I just want Moth to be able to sleep :( and stop having nightmares, I love moth too much.

Don't get me started on the Polly/Mort/Yaretzi drama right now, I sobbed my eyes out when Rick Rounds split them up [he always bothers my found family :((((]. I was afraid Polly was gonna die, I was afraid Yaretzi was gonna die, Mort is all on his own... I'm literally going to cry again...

Whatever episode it is where it's just Polly and Rick Rounds after that was okay, I'm gonna be honest, I was kind of dead inside listening to it so I didn't really react much (even though he was beating up my boy Polly who is LITERALLY internally bleeding. Like leave him alone!!!)

And he stands on his hand, and then Polly makes that ugly scream-laugh-velociraptor sound and as a part of the Hot Polly Nation I'm just like, "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that..." (ok but seriously wtf was the noise. i get that you're in pain Polly, but what the actual heck.)

Other than that, hoping my found family gets back together, and where I left off in my current episode the Downing Hill group is getting attacked by a "thing that was once a deer" (which is a great horror trope, love that <3), so I'll be getting back to that!

Edit: Just finished the episode, and I didn't realize how much I loved and cared about Olivier until he let himself relax and cry for the first time. God, I love serious characters letting themselves go and show emotions (Polly, I'm looking at you).

ALSO: Is the forehead kiss a platonic friend forehead kiss or the start of a romance angle? We shall see, but I would honestly be really ecstatic about either. Things are taking a turn for the better :D