#hfth screaming

[waddup-its-homegirl]

Raj greenstreet is like every tumblr girlie I know:

- would kill to avenge their lover

- After getting stabbed by a possessed guy “No, I don’t think I want to leave him, Look at him. He’s pitiful.”

[dolly-is-cool]

HE’S BACK HES BACK HES BACK!!!!!!!! ASWUHSBUHWSUHNSWNUHWSUNHUNHSWNHUSW!!!!! I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!! SWHBASUNSAJNAAJAJMAZMJZAJMAZIM!!!!!!!!!!

[roki-roki-roll]

THEY FINALLY ARRIVEDDDDDDDD

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Artist: @eskiinox - moths redbubble

[jup1tersparx]

rick rounds autistic and gets away with no one ever picking up on it via pretending all of the autism traits are 1) him being rude on purpose and 2) him just being a REALLY dedicated and stoic leader.

he never makes eye contact with anyone and seems to ignore to half of the things you say when talking to him? yeah he’s locked into that sigma grindset bro he doesnt have time for your bullshit. he refuses to let anyone touch him? oh is he also gonna cry and tell you about his feelings while you’re hugging 🥺🥺🥺? he barely makes any facial expressions, his voice is always monotone and he won’t react at all if you break down crying in front of him? yeah hes hardcore man completely unreadable. he gets really loud and angry and unpredictable when theres a lot of people and noise and lights? yeah hes a fucking wildcard bro you dont wanna mess around near him trust me. we need real men like this leading America forward thank god men are finally being masculine again 🙏🙏🙏 (/s)

[zellyana125]

“Hello,” said the jelly.

“Will you be my friend?”

[theeyesonthewalls]

so uhm hfth 172

POLLY!!!!!!!! POLLYYYY!!!!! OMG POLLY!!!!! HE'S BACK!!!!!! POLLY'S BACK!!!!!!! AJSUDIWJAAJSJ!!!!!!!!!

[lmao-laughingmyanxietyoff-blog]

Listened to the new @hellofromthehallowoods episode on the way to work and it’s all I can think about

[puppet-podcasts]

HEY NIKIGNIK?? HEY NIKIGNIK???

god i was trying to clean but i ended up just standing in my kitchen like this

[hellofromthehallowoods]

amazing character arc for nikignik, it really snuck up on me how much (it? He? They? Xe?) Nik has changed since the early episodes.

A character arc for the narrator was one of the things I really wanted to play with in this story!

[douglasfeiffel]

I was dealing with the emotional impact of pasithea 33, listening to the credits and knowing that it would be the last I’d hear of this amazing podcast and- hold on a second. Harlan Guthrie???

[wizardsnorlax]

I finished Hello from the Hallowoods ep 140

I am feeling many ✨🌟 spicy emotions🌟✨

I need a hug and many layers to scream into but everyone in the house is asleep

[ghosteso]

Totally grateful I’m doing paperwork tonight I’m so going to listen to HFTH while I’m doing recovery.

[jjungkookislife]

Jeans

pairing: hfth!jungkook x f. reader

genre: established relationship, crack, college au, 18+

summary: Jimin buys you a pair of "coochie" jeans.

wc: 640

warnings: the word coochie is used a lot lol and implied smut?

a/n: this is not to make fun of anyone who likes these jeans, I just thought it would make an interesting drabble

date: June 20, 2024

“Jimin, I don’t need a new outfit,” you insisted as you followed him to the clothing racks of a department store. 

Jimin ignored you as he went through the jeans on one rack, eyes wide when he spotted the most unhinged pair of jeans ever. 

He doesn’t say a word as he grabs them and a few others to hide them under before shoving you into the dressing room.

Reluctantly, you try on the jeans, screaming in the dressing room before showing Jimin. 

“Jimin!”

Cackling, Jimin pops his head into the dressing room, “Oh-ho, those are worse on than I imagined.”

“We are not getting these!”

“I’ll buy them! Hoseok will have a conundrum!”

You glare at Jimin before stomping into the dressing room to change. If he wanted to waste his money on that denim abomination, that was his prerogative.

“Are you sure you can’t stay this summer?” Hoseok asks as he finishes taking your measurements for the outfit he wants to make you. Jungkook and Jimin sat on the floor, gaming controllers in their hands as they cursed when they got shot at on screen.

“I wish, but my parents got my flight tickets last semester so I can’t stay,” you inform him. Jungkook pouts beside Jimin, but remains silent. 

“Why don’t you go try on the dress we got the other day and the jeans?” Jimin chirps as he looks at you over his shoulder. The mischievous grin on his face makes you scowl as Hoseok hands you the yellow shopping bag beside him. 

“I hate you,” you utter in Jimin’s direction, but he simply blows you a kiss when you flip him off and stomp into Jungkook’s bedroom to change. 

“I’m hungry,” Jungkook states as he shuts the game off and heads for the kitchen. He’s got his head in the fridge when the door to his bedroom opens announcing your return. 

Jimin has his hand over his mouth to muffle his laughter when you appear. 

Hoseok’s eyes are wide, his jaw nearly unhinged as he takes in your pants. 

“COOCHIE JEANS?!” Hoseok screeches, grabbing Jungkook’s attention. 

“What about my girl’s coochie?” Jungkook asks as he looks up from the fridge. His jaw drops as he takes in your new pants. 

“What the fuck are those?” Hoseok feels like he’s having a heart attack. Who in their right mind would design those? Who would buy them? 

“Coochie jeans,” Jimin says, ignoring Hoseok’s middle finger aimed at him.

“Those are a fashion designer’s worst nightmare come to life! You paid for those?!”

“Jimin did,” you answer, glaring at your giggling friend. 

“Those are going back immediately!” Hoseok exclaims as he starts patting his pockets for his car keys. 

“Can we keep them for an hour?” Jungkook asks as he looks you up and down with a lustful gaze. 

Hoseok scoffs, shaking his head as he demands you change out of those monstrous jeans before you need to call an ambulance for him. 

Jungkook pouts as you walk away to change and Hoseok nearly throttles Jimin as he demands the receipt. 

“You’re not allowed to take her shopping anymore! In fact, I’ll be making all her outfits from now on!” Hoseok shakes his head as you reappear in regular jeans. 

“Aren’t you busy with your courses?” You ask as you hand over the bag with the Coochie jeans. 

“I’ll make it work if it keeps you out of these!” Hoseok shakes his head as he grabs Jimin by the ear and drags him out of the apartment, lecturing him on fashion. 

Jungkook approaches you, his arm wraps around your waist. 

“That’s too bad,” he says as he kisses your cheek. “We could have had fun with those.”

“Well, Jimin and Hoseok will be gone for a bit, why don’t we go to your room and have some fun?”

© jjungkookislife - I do not allow reposts or translations of my work on any platforms, this includes Youtube.

jeans

[frog-in-a-crown]

This hfth episode was our last chance to get a Polly update before the one year anniversary of the last time we saw him, so if you ever hear the sound of distant screaming coming through your computer, it's probably me.

[xyzikxyz]

HFTH YOUNG GODS AU OVERVIEW

So. What is the Young Gods AU?

Also sometimes called Two Demigods and a Baby, it's something I've had cooking in my brain for literal years so be prepared for a lot of rambling

The elevator pitch is that it's a world wherein the Indescribables are gods in a pantheon in the way that the Greek gods are in a pantheon. They're also very tangible, and in the way of Greek inspired myth, some of them end up having demigod children. The teenage children of two of these awful gods are sent on a quest to stop the birth of something evil, and learn to love each other along the way

On top of being a fanfic about my favorite sillies, it's also an excuse for me to be incredibly autistic about historical fashion, food, and culture as a whole. Because all of the Indies have their own little god-king nation, and each of those is based on at least one real ancient culture! because i am autistic.

more detailed synopsis of ye olde story under thee cut

Yaretzi, favored daughter of Tolshotol, is brought to Syrensyrs domain to accompany her father to Big Official Pantheon Business. That she can't actually attend. Because she's like. 16.

Anyways she ends up in a fight with one of Syrensyrs adult sons (Tiff) (and wins) so now she has to have approved supervision. This supervision comes in the form of another son of Syrensyr, Polly. Neither of them are particularly cheesed about this arrangement.

Polly drags Yaretzi to hang out with his "friends" (other demigod teenagers with fuck all else to do) and yeah, uh, turns out one of Xyzikxyz's little baby prophets knows that Something Big Involves Them.

After consulting with the divine parentals, Polly and Yaretzi are off on a quest to "shed the blood of spring" to prevent the birth (or rebirth wink wink) of something awful. They still don't like each other! Very openly! But, the beef must be sidelined so they can "save the world."

They bond over their long walk north, becoming something that resembles friends, when they come to the place where they have to do the ritual so they can go back home. However, the blood they have to shed is that of a seemingly normal baby (Mort), left abandoned on the steps of the temple the ritual would take in. Neither Polly nor Yaretzi want to kill a baby.

So they forfeit the quest! They figure they can't go home in the disgrace of failure, because have you met their dads, so they plan to find a responsible household to leave Mort with and then go on the run.

It takes them a while to find a potential candidate for baby home, and by that time they're both hopelessly attached. They do try, under the guise of being normal teen parents that aren't ready to raise their kid, to get Mort adopted, but they can't follow through. So they decide to raise him on their own.

They find a secluded place where they can raise Mort and hide their divine parentage, and the three of them are a family for a good few years. Mort grows up happy, healthy, and so unbelievably loved. But problems arise when the prophecy that wasn't fulfilled comes back to bite everyone in the ass, and Mort can't hide from his destiny forever either.

As per podcast, Polly and Yaretzi argue about what to do about That, and Yaretzi leaves for a few days to both get some space from the argument and to procure supplies for the long hike her and Polly will have to go on to find their son.

In Season 3 parallel fashion, it is when Yaretzi isn't looking that Polly's family finds him, and drags him back kicking and screaming to his fathers domain once more. Yaretzi returns to find the home she and Polly built together burnt to ash, with no sign of Polly. She assumes the worst.

She grieves, and in a desperate attempt to gain closure for her losses, seeks an oracle. The closest thing she can find to an oracle is a prodigal apprentice of Xyzikxyz (the Count) who tells her that Polly is alive, but might not be for much longer. And that Mort will be just fine, just different.

Grief cedes to determined rage, and now Yaretzi is on a one-woman warpath to save her family, indulging in her fullest potential as a daughter of all-conquering war. She sees Mort, changed by the divine seasons, a fundamentally different person and yet that same wonderful boy, and too embraces a wicked change to get her sons father back, by any means necessary.

[beenovel]

I think the best running joke in Wooden Overcoats is probably Antigone just showing up behind people and them screaming. It always gets me

@hellofromthehallowoods I have to thank you for introducing me to the show! Its quickly become my favorite podcast (closely followed by hfth, of course)