#hey you guys ever think about how in tse will says that if you get springlocked youll drown in your own blood?

[jazbell]

Leave the demon to his demons. Rest your own soul. There is nothing else.

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The Fourth Closet Liveblog: Chapters 5-8

This liveblog: Throwing theories at the wall has proven surprisingly effective for this series

Chapter 5

I hate to say it, but I wonder if the thing on the table is actual-Charlie? Springtrap did say he wanted something from her, and that she was “something special”...

“if I had stayed with him a little longer” you’d be dead too dumbass

Not-Charlie isn’t Charlie, but thinks she is. William says he took Actual-Charlie, and John notes that her robot designs look like his. If anyone was raised/brainwashed/whatever by him, it was Actual-Charlie. So weirdly enough, Not-Charlie is actually Charlie, but not Actual-Charlie. is this book confusing enough for you yet

I’m guessing “it has a maximum range” is referring to whatever device is snapping photos of them. It can only do so while they’re in-range.

oh cool, Henry’s stabbing-robot is in Aunt Jen’s closet. that’s totally normal

heh, actual-Charlie’s in a box. If she’s actually Sammy, IE the Bitten Child in 4, then that’s an excellent parallel to the box containing his pieces.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU COULDN’T TRUST NOT-CHARLIE. NOW LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

Chapter 6

haha, not-charlie’s a robot, fucking called it. And the disks explain how she looks like a person, which was the only thing that was confusing me about that theory

this also means Sammy’s not a girl (I’m assuming), which explains why he’s being raised as a boy in FNAF 4

unfortunately the explanation makes no sense: you can’t “emit a frequency” that would mess up film - photographs work by exposing light to light sensitive material, sounds ain’t gonna do shit to it. but it’s sci-fi logic, I’ll give it a pass

“I don’t even believe in hauntings and those things were haunted” yes thank you Jessica for your contribution

yeah, let’s just leave the comatose girl alone. this is a good idea

Chapter 7

I was already doubting it, but this confirms that the guy with the cane isn’t Henry. Seems like it would be William, but William’s springtrapped, and he’s too un-Michael like to be Michael.

He mentions Henry figured out remnant, which could point to him using it on himself, hence him being alive and young-sounding in FFPS

hey hey hey don’t be mean to your nice robot assistant. I hope she stabs you by the end of this for that

my only issue here is didn’t these chips make John extremely ill in TTO? I’ll just assume this is a more advanced version or something idk

I love the mirror conversation tbh

that was honestly really tense, I dig it

not sure why she doesn’t have scars (or maybe she does and they’re hidden under her clothes), but it’s pretty obvious she has remnant. she’s probably so tired because of the energy being used to heal her wounds (Michael probably only stands up quickly because there was a period between him dying and Ennard leaving him, which is when he was regaining energy). She’s probably fine (as fine as Charlie can be), she just needs rest

yes, john, beat the shit out of what everything thinks is a normal girl in a public restaurant. great fucking plan, five stars

oh, and good job letting her know you have charlie, who is still unprotected in your apartment, dumbass

you see if william made sex robots with this tech instead of killing ones he’d be a billionaire by now

shoutout to Scott for not trying to have a woman running in high heels

not-charlie is just as much of a lesbian as actual-charlie is

what the fuck did Jessica even scream at. what was even her plan to begin with for that matter

Chapter 8

thank goodness jessica did’t die, she’s one of the best damn characters in these books

“a father’s disappointment and a daughter’s desperation” william and elizabeth, I’m guessing?

sounds like Not-Charlie was jealous of William paying all of his attention to Elizabeth instead of her

“your father was a piece of goddamn shit” “shut the fuck up bitch”

oh, I see. Elizabeth is controlling Not-Charlie as well as Baby, like she was controlling the other Funtimes in SL

aww, sweetie. I’m gonna hug elizabeth. I don’t care if she kills me she’s getting a hug

AU where jessica opens the door, sees Springtrap, and then just slams it closed again

oooooh my god william you are the biggest fucking ham I have ever seen. I’m gonna assume his dancing looked like this

uh-oh! how un-fortun-ate! oh-oh! 

okay no, that scene needs to be explained better. what the actual hell kind of big lipped alligator moment was that

huh, so the figure was william. wonder why he didn’t remove the suit in FFPS. not access to the equipment he needed maybe?

sucks to be you william. maybe don’t kill children next time you piece of limp broccoli

is the one on the table... Henry? William says he killed it before, and it recognized his voice...

wait, the fake blood wasn’t william’s? who else even bled in TSE? Charlie was bleeding at one point I think, but why would she have fake blood? even if she had remnant, william just said you still bleed with it. and why did the police not realize william’s actual blood was on the ground as well? I am so fucking confused

“there is nothing in the world that I care less about than your pain” is the best line in the entire series right there

wait, not-charlie straight up is baby? huh, I did... not get that impression from her description. wasn’t she super thin with a single split down the middle, more like Ballora?

wait, so the pins are to create the illusion? but why didn’t she have them extended when she was Charlie then?

“my only accomplishment is making something that could walk” well when you put it that way it sounds like you are a waste of a human being doesn’t it

we’ve seen your hell william. it involves a hippo speaking for 3 straight minutes about sourdough bread. you have a right to be scared

“no, that’s science fiction” WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ROBOTS POSSESSED BY DEAD CHILDREN VIA SOUL GLUE HERE. YOU KNOW, REAL LIFE

DON’T YOU DARE YELL AT ELIZABETH

where the fuck did baby find a pair of gloves that fit over her giant hands

also, it’s nice to see that Afton does have children in this AU. people were arguing he didn’t because of his lines in TSE, but that’s probably his reason for killing in canon. he wants a supernatural family of his own making, not his family

so the table thing is molten freddy? not sure how that works given that Baby and FT Freddy are still here

hmm, still not sure what he’s doing. he gets the remnant, but that only keeps him in his body. kids get his flesh, which... doesn’t seem like it’s doing anything?

you ever notice how the TSE universe is like, super dark compared to the canon one. turns out it was actually a good thing the bite happened

in conclusion: fuck william and fuck his pain

[diaryofakasiehousewife-blog]

Before the marriage

Insert 2 So today we are at his parents' house, its the Monday after the weekend of our wedding. We had our wedding in September and for some reason we had planned to go for our honey moon January next year. Sitting with us in his mother's lounge, his mother(who kept looking at me like i was some creeping creature sitted on her fake leather couches) and his older brother(Sebalo). Sebalo was atleast 8 years older than my husband but he still looked fine. He dressed well, also married and with two kids and had a very successful career. As she, my (my mother inlaw) was going through our monthly budget as palways, my husband was now outside in the garden talking to his father. She was busy going through the receipts that she told us to bring along when we came over, receipts of the wedding expenses, what my dress really cost, the decor, the food etc. Going on about how I could have hired a gown instead of buying one. How disorganised my maid of honour was, that she was clueless and wasted money on unimportant things, that i could have hired a wedding planner. "Wa tseba Tumi ngwanaka, ha ke sheba direceipts tse na kao fela, you guys could have saved right about R13 000 on this wedding." "Mmm, ka bona." I said "Sheba mose o wa hao wa lenyalo, this is something that you could have just hired at a reasonable price and saved my son a lot of money." She continued. "Really, ma?" Just then my brother inlaw interfered. "Dont you think gore, since this was Tumi and Kabo's (Yes, that Kabo) wedding day, how they wanted things to go its totally out of your control. They married and they are happy and that's all that matters." "But..." "No buts ma." Sebalo interrupted her before she could finish her sentence as he exited the lounge. So now it was just me and her in lounge. I immediately took out my cellphone and logged into facebook just to keep busy and avoid the tension. I could sense her eyes piercing through my skull as i went through my newsfeed. "Is that a new phone?" She asked "Ma?" As if i didnt hear her the first time "Phone eo, e ntsha?" "Oh yes, le thoma go e bona ma? Kabo got it for me the weekend before lenyalo." I said with a fake laugh. "Hmm, my point exactly, bana bona? Are they part of your budget?" Ahem, byanong mo di a bowa mos... cleared my throat. "Tumi..." just then Kabo called me from outside, "its time for us to go now babes." Or did i stand up quickly, a ka nagana ga bedi. "Ah ma, it was really nice seeing you again, thanks again for your effort ka lenyalo. Much appreciated." Out...ka se batle le go senya nako. Wheeew! Ka tla ka hema Outside the house was Kabo, her father ( Bra Tommy) and his ever fine brother Sebalo. "Banake, tsela tshweu, dont be strangers aseblief." Said Bra Tommy as he stretched his hand over to shake mine. "No papa we wont, re lebogile." I said We all shook hands and said our goodbyes, got into our car, now number 7 and drove off. Yes, I got married to Kabo, the guy i had dissed from Mabopane. Like i said previously, things between me and Thabo went perfectly fine from that first night we spent together. We became inseparable and during that time we were dating, i didnt have any contact with Kabo. Kore, i was so drunk in love ka di savanna over Thabo. I was in it with both legs. Well Kabo didnt just give up easily, for about a year he continued pursuing me, he called, texted, he promised me heaven and earth. But with no luck, my heart was set on Thabo and only him... Two years into our relationship, things started to change! My wonderful loving Thabo started cheating, yoh he cheated big time. Right left and centre. There were texts on his phone, photos of nude girls, late night calls. He didnt have time anymore. He just became a different person in a blink of an eye. And on the day we broke up, i found her in bed with another girl. For the third time. And please note that i didnt catch her with the same girl each time, i found him with different girls all the time. This was just unbelievable, a guy cheating on me? Me? Gape ke nna Tumi, Tumi the player! Tumi wa legwegwe, mepako, yellow bone, alles. I mean this must be a dream... Or ke wele banna? The first time i caught him in bed with a chick, i just stood there and cried. I mean this dude had the chick up against the wall, doggstyling her, deep inside it, the way he often does me! And of course he apologised his way out and got away with it. Told me that he was too drunk and wasnt thinking straight and he tried to call me to come over to his place and i wasnt picking up his calls, then this girl showed up and one thing led to another. Poor me! The second time, well i didnt really catch them red handed! I went to his flat and found lil miss sunshine all curled up cosy on his couch wearing his favourite t-shirt, the one i bought for him on his birthday. Well atleast i thought it was his favourite. "And nou?" I asked ka attitude as i entered the lounge and closed the door behind me. well she just sat there and continued watching tv. "Ausi, hello." This time patting her shoulder "Hi, please dont do that again!" She said to me ka attitude "Or else?" "Or else, nothing." Just then i proceeded to Thabo's bedroom without saying another word to her. Damn this girl...giving me attitude like this in my man's apartment. Who the hell does she think she is? Damn, this bedroom is a mess, a sexy mess thou. Wait! Its the kinda mess we made the first time we shagged. Underwewr everywhere, empty packets of condoms all over the floor, pillows off the bed and that smell of latex. Furious, i rushed back into the lounge where that sl** was sitting. "What the fuck is going here?" "Hey wena look at me when im talking to you" as i grabbed her by the neck. "Listen here Tumi, if you are going to be asking me all these questions, then i suggest that you wait for Thabo or call him." She said calmly "Cause i have nothing to explain to you." She continued. "You know my name?" "A se wena girlfriend ya Thabo?" "So if im Thabo's girlfriend, what the hell are you doing in his t-shirt? Di panty tsa go di batlang in his bedroom floor?" "Thabo and i are just fuck buddies, so if ull excuse me, i reaĺly have to go now!" Just like that, she went to Thabo's bedroom, got dressed and left the apartment. Well, this chick sorted me out i have to admit. She put me right in my place. Well, didnt i forgive him again? I did... The third time shem, i caught him red handed again... Well, lets just say that was the last time he saw me. I was fed up, i was tired of him. And i got rid of him for good. That night, the night Thabo and i broke was Friday and my girls and i decided to go out on a drinking spree! To drown my sorrows of course. We got all dressed up of course, in our Sunday bests and hit the road. Pretoria House 22, here we come! Tonight i just wanted to get laid, i had one thing in my mind. If i could just get a good African dick tonight then ill be sorted. We got there, found ourselves a nice corner spot to sit, allowing us to see who goes in and who goes out... Well, we decided to go get ourselves some drinks to begin the night. So my friends Lesego and Poppy went inside the club and left me so that i can keep our seats secured.... 10 minutes went by, and damn it seemed like forever. I mean its only 21:45 and the place is not really packed yet. Maybe i should just relax, the night is still very young ke sa tlo tagwa. Just then this two fine guys started walking towards me. Wow am i lucky already or am i lucky already. Nah i cant be, its too early to be thinking that already its too. There will be many fishes for me to catch tonight. Wait a minute, does one of this guys look familiar? who is this guy? Kabo? Shit this cant be! Damn its him. "The Kabo" the ever fine brother from Mabopane............. Is he gonna be my skhafthini tonight?

[gamebrocorey-blog]

My wants for Super Smash Bros for Switch

   In my previous blog post, I talked about the rumors regarding a Smash Bros game for Switch coming out in 2018. Since the dawn of time, when a new Smash game is teased, fans speculate rosters with new and outrageous characters they want to be in the game. These requests can vary from calm and believable, like an Inkling or Ice Climbers, to absolutely outrageous shenanigans like Shrek and Goku. With the anomaly of Super Smash Bros for WiiU adding some of the most requested and completely insane characters to the mix, it might be hard to judge what could happen with Smash 5. Could Shrek actually be in the game? Who’s to say Goku doesn’t have a chance? With the success of the Dragonball anime and games, even my mom knows who Goku is! That might mean something for Nintendo! For now, let’s get all the goofs out of the way at let me break down what I think will be in the next Super Smash Bros game.

   I would like to begin with the characters. I mean that’s probably why most of you are reading this anyways. Does anyone really care if I say I want Corneria back or maybe the Cracker Launcher? Didn’t think so... I’m going to rundown all the characters I think have a chance of being added/returning to the game. Now keep in mind, most Smash games have one “out of nowhere” character that sneaks their way in, so if you see Sukapon or a Tetris block in, don’t say I didn’t warn you. Let's just get one of the most obvious newcomers out of the way, the Splatoon Inkling. If you have been following Nintendo for the past couple years, it's clear Splatoon has become one of their most beloved new IPs and has high brand recognition. Splatoon has already showed it's popularity with the inclusion of Inklings as well as a themed track and karts in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. It's also easy to predict what the Inkling would do in combat. With the wide variety of weaponry in Splatoon, the squid transformation and the ink-splatting mechanics, Inkilings move-set is as predictable as a new Mario Maker on Switch. I for one would love to see an Inkling in the next Smash game and am 100% sure it will happen, but who else?   

   With Splatoon being one of Nintendo's newest IPs, is it not safe to assume the Springman from ARMS has a chance too? ARMS was the first new Nintendo IP to hit the Switch and it was popular for a short period after it’s launch. In fact, there is still a loyal scene out there for hardcore ARMS players and tournaments still going on. Not to mention his move-set would be another simple one too. Besides the basic punch moves with his standard attacks, they could mix things up with the different arms with elemental damage, or even have some of the environmental objects from the stages of ARMS integrated in his special moves. I'm sure they would also play off the fact that all ARMS characters can stretch their arms for his smash attacks and grabs. As for other new characters I'd like to see in, I would really like to see someone like Paper Mario or even a new Metroid character (I'm honestly not too familiar with the Metroid series o.o). I think Paper Mario would be interesting with his arsenal of different stickers and super moves, and a new Metroid character is just needed! But someone I’m praying for and I think would just be sooooo cool, is a Breath of the Wild style Link. Think about it, Link from Breath of the Wild is VERY different from past interpretations of Link. I can imagine now a Link with unique standard attacks using the vast and new weapons like axes and spears. Combined with the Sheikah Slate and it's abilities as well as the champion abilities as smash attacks or special moves, this Wild Link could be a very interesting character! Wild Link is honestly my biggest wish for Smash 5, and with the success of Breath of the Wild, I’m sure they will put some character/item/stage to give it it’s respects. Now that I’ve gotten my wet dream of newcomers out of the way, let’s ponder what will be returning to Smash 5, or should I say who?

 Smash 4 has one of the most diverse character selections of the Smash series, but not everyone from previous games was lucky enough to make the cut. Now that Smash 5 will be on the big-boy console with amble amounts of power, I think it’s best to bring back the Ice Climbers. The Ice Climbers were one of the first out-of-left-field characters to be added to the Smash series and I quite frankly love it! Ever since Super Smash Bros Melee, the roster of the Smash games has not only included fan favorites, but also payed homage to the classic games that made Nintendo what we know and love now! The main reason they were removed though was due to the limitations of the 3DS, and I can safely say the Switch would be able to handle the slippery duo. Now if they bring back 8-Player Smash that’s a different story but we’ll talk about that later. As for more returning characters I’d like to see, anymore of the other Pokemon Trainer’s Pokemon would be nice! Squirtle and Ivysaur both had very interesting move-sets that some players really loved. The fact that Nintendo removed two original characters from the game baffles me completely, even more so with the inclusions of characters like Dark Pit and Doctor Mario. I’m honestly not a fan of the clone characters, but I would like to see a re-worked Wolf be added back too. Lastly, PICHU!!! No, just kidding. I know this will probably never happen again, but if Snake would return to Smash 5, I think I might buy three copies! Snake was one of my favorite characters from Brawl so I might be a little biased, but he also had a really cool unique move-set. Not to mention Snake really didn’t fit in with the rest of the lovable Nintendo cast, and that’s what fans loved about him. The pure joy of getting a smashball as Snake and raining down grenades on Jigglypuff and King Dedede, ohhh yahh! Pure bliss! His inclusion was heavily influenced by Hideo Kojima, so considering he’s not at Konami anymore gives Snake a slim chance of returning. But hey, Konami does like that thing called money, so you never know! Thus concludes all my thoughts and wants for characters in Smash 5. Now it’s time for a vigorous and exciting paragraph talking about my wants for new and returning stages and items! ...Or how about we talk about something I actually think Smash 5 will need, a new single player mode.

    Smash 4 introduced us with 2 different new modes added to the series. Smash Run was the featured mode for the 3DS and it was honestly a fine mode. I didn’t play the mode as much as others, but I honestly enjoyed what little time I played. The WiiU version got Smash Tour which was not so great. I only played this mode once or twice and it seemed like Smash and Mario Party had a one night stand. For my sake, I wish they would’ve used protection. Both of these modes were McDonald’s chicken nuggets compared to Gordon Ramsey’s sliced free range chicken breast, coated in layers of breadcrumbs, fried to crispy perfection, The Subspace Emissary. Okay, I might be over exaggerating here, not to mention TSE(The Subspace Emissary for short) isn’t comparable to the multiplayer modes that are Smash Run and Smash Tour. From the trailers Nintendo were putting out at the time, they seemed to be suggesting that these new modes would be just as good, if not better, than TSE. TSE might honestly have taken the development team too much time, which could explain the delays for Brawl. Even if that is the case, I’d give my amiibo collection to have another shot of TSE, a TSE2 if you will. I adored this mode, seeing the different characters subtly interact with one another, telling a simple story without the needs of speech or text. Not to mention the unique world, enemies, and bosses added to this mode. Many players have complained that TSE didn’t really connect any of the Nintendo universes because they just weren’t there in the story, instead replaced with generic ruins, forests, and cities. But, for some reason I really enjoyed this. Instead of this world being a Nintendoland, it felt to me like a real world, where each of the different characters were on their own adventures, living all actively together. Sprinkling in the Shadow Bugs to create interesting enemies, shadow versions of our heroes, and new epic bosses, the world really had a personality. TSE was also great because it allowed you to try out all the different characters. I never expected to like R.O.B. until I got a chance to play him in TSE and now he is still one of my mains to this day. The Subspace Emissary will always hold a special place in my heart! It compares to, but exceeds, the adventure mode found in Melee. Hopefully Nintendo will actually put some sort of new single player mode in Smash 5, considering the Switch is offline most of the time it’s a no brainier. I will even take a Melee style mini adventure mode, please Nintendo! Single player game modes NEEDS TO RETURN TO SMASH 5!!!

   Alright Nintendo! I pretty much just made you guys a winner that every Smash fan would want to see. I’ll just fax you my email and phone number and maybe we could work out a cut?!? You guys should know these things are all I want in the game. I’m a simple man when it comes to games. I just wanna be White colored Link and throw my bombs and boomerang at people! Maybe get a few Marth matches, land some tippers in there(OHHHHH YAAAAAAH) If any of you want to add your ideas or wants, feel free to hmu or leave a comment. I could go on and on about what I’d add to this Smash game, but I’ll stop myself. The next time I talk about Smash 5, hopefully there will be a trailer instead of rumors! Maybe I could talk about all the three thousand, six hundred seventy two Smash amiibo Nintendo released and how I about every one of them. Nintendo, you keep releasing that plastic, and I’ll buy it! Except Animal Crossing... no one wants those apparently...

[jacobandmaryjane]

When Not To Give Up

ahh ... nice cup of tea .. nicely done .. way to terrorize the masses .. you and your maw .. look i’m extremely dense .. i know .. she grinned .. i’d kiss you .. you would .. every time .. now you know .. now i know .. are we good .. no more of this .. freaking out bullshhit .. should be .. i heard it from the man upstairs .. no shit . just now .. on the whishpering of the wind .. no shit .. you know ... yes .. im coool .. oh .. coool .. yeah that’s true too ... i was Mau Tse Tong ... no shit .. me too .. i love you ... are you alright .. yeah why.. it means you pissed off the big guy .. what does .. this .. what you said .. it’s cool .. sometimes i do too .. sometimes for a long time .. fucking cool .. that’s better than my cool .. no shit .. yeah .. ya’ll are badass .. no shit .. none .. then what ..I’m not me today .. and I won’t ever .. what .. hurt me .. yes ... really .. yes ... i versed .. how do you know .. i’m fucking cool ... i didn’t know .. know what .. that you liked me .. really .. why .. i think you’re cool .. everytime ... then .. then is when not to give up .. hey what are we talking about .. simpleton .. pimps and slugs .. ah my specialty .. what are you talking about .. seriously .. yep .. befriend and slay with divine terrifying strength of kindness .. everytime ..  kill em with kindness .. and have no mercy on the doubter in your head which shames for you having guile .. you’re badass... what do you need .. another .. it’s only two .. and your care level .. about two .. hmm.. you sure you’re not being .. odd.. l’m not backing down .. oh ... yeah  .. and that’s shame from behind to have you say an affirmative .. definitely .. as far as i can tell it’s only in fun .. kindly .. and not in heat and flesh .. seem so . that;s true .. then so far we’re good .. i’ve heard you matter ... i seem to .. are you alright .. yeah .. i like their show .. they always win the audience hearts ... yeah .. you don’t suck .. i saw them on a tube .. when .. a year ago .. the boulder folk .. grass fang .. satan and rock and roll .. smores a bit of comfort and be as you may steal the show and rule the earth .. on the tube .. yeah it’s fiction .. could be .. everything .. ohh ... my stuff .. yeah .. its pretty good .. ill get there .. i gotta write something in .. three four time .. like wedding vows or something .. why’s that .. i like to write with tom .. who’s waits..  yeah ... yeah .. that’s the one .. raindogs... and diamonds and gold .. the pirate song .. you and me .. yeah on it .. I gotta go ..see ya .. be good .. everytime ..