#hey op I'm gonna FUCKING kill you

[megsiepoo]

Promise

Finlay sat impatiently inside Drill Ops, riding the small high of success. It had been a slim chance, but by God, Brodie's plan had worked. The Beira D, while still a collapsing pile of shite, was floating freely in the water and the threat of drowning from the sinking rig was, at least temporarily, postponed. The only thing to do now was to wait for Caz and Brodie to return so they could figure out a way to get the hell off the vessel.

A part of her still wondered if they were making the right choice. She knew in her heart that it would spell disaster is that thing managed to spread, and she was always right. But Brodie had done his damndest to quell her fears, and with their newest endeavor going smoothly, perhaps it was OK to allow herself to believe. After all, hadn't they been through enough already? Someone with more artillery and training could take care of the beast, the navy or whatever; she just wanted to get home and see her son again.

The howls of those who'd been changed echoed in the distant darkness sending a chill down Finlay's spine. She felt awful for the poor bastards; most of them had been good friends on this miserable heap of junk. But there was nothing that could be done for them. It was a bloody miracle she was still alive at all, let alone that she had company. A pity that Roy's diabetes took him out, though morbid as it was, he got one of the easy deaths.

As her mind spun with thoughts, the phone rang, jolting her to attention. She sat up in her chair, every nerve on high alert as she reached forward. She hadn't expected one of the lads to call, but maybe one of them was just holed up hiding somewhere. She picked up the receiver and cradled it against her palm.

"Aye? Who is it?"

"It's Brodie. Finlay I-"

"The bloody hell are ya calling for? You should just about be here by now. Muir giving you trouble? Figured he was still roaming about somewhere."

"Finlay, I'm...," he paused, taking a deep breath. Dread crept up Finlay's spine, the quaver in his voice making her skin crawl.

"Brodie? What is it, what's wrong?"

"I'm not gonnae be making it back to you." Finlay's breath hitched, the receiver beginning to tremble in her hand.

"What do ya mean? Need someone to come get ya? If it's one of them bloody monsters I'll come tear em to pieces myself."

"I'm still in the pontoons. It's... it's already flooding in here. I can't make it through."

The pair fell silent as the gravity of the situation set in. Finlay had to admire Brodie; for a man whose death was only minutes away, he was remarkably calm. She, however, was not. Her grief already seemed insurmountable, but beneath it was a frothing rage.

"I told you this wouldnae bloody work," she growled into the phone.

"Hey now, don't be saying that," Brodie chastised. "You and Caz, you can still get away. I knew the risks coming down here, but hope isn't lost yet."

"And what happens when we do get away?!" Finlay roared. "We escape and then what? This thing gets back to land and kills everyone else? How far are we going to let this spread in the name of saving our own skins? Who's to say we'll find a way off this damn rig at all?"

"You have to try."

"Why?"

"Because otherwise, we all died for nothing. Otherwise, no one will know about any of this," Brodie stated. "Face it, Finlay, even if you blow that monster up and yourself along with it, there's no guarantee that'll kill it." Brodie's voice softened, taking a gentler, pleading edge.

"I may not be making it out of here, but you and Caz can. You're strong, you both are. He's gonna need you Finlay. Promise me you'll try, please? Promise me, promise you won't give up."

Finlay opened and closed her mouth a few times, fighting for words. She couldn't make that promise. Maybe sacrificing herself to roast that fucking creature wouldn't kill it, but she knew she needed to try. But that's not what Brodie needed to hear, not now.

"A-all right, Brodie. I'll... I'll try."

"Good," he hummed, relief evident in his tone. Then, "You'll stay, won't you?" he asked, his voice small like a frightened child's. "Y-ya won't leave he here alone, right? I'm... Christ, I'm terrified, I-" He took a shaky breath, fighting to steady his voice. Finlay didn't think her heart could break anymore than it already had, but somehow, it found a way.

"I'm right here, Brodie. I'm not going anywhere.

I promise."

[aledethanlast]

Seriously, how are those FBI agents doing in that Baltimore hotel for the David Wesninski AU? They signed up for none of this, yet here they are, dealing with the craziest family drama any of them have ever witnessed. Honestly, their faces when it gets confirmed that Wymack is the identical twin of this serial killer must be priceless

The first thing you need to understand about fbi ops is, you don't just write those up on a whim. Theres investigations and plans and preparations. They were prepared for the Hatfords to push the agreed boundaries and kill against orders. That's why they were contacted in the first place. They were prepared for the cleanup, and the inquiries, and to throw the Hatfords under the bus as an excuse to begin what was sure to be a years-long investigation into Nathan Wesninski's network.

The second thing you need to understand about law enforcement operations is that you're either going shit shit shit shit shit when things are going according to plan and fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck when they aren't.

So, on the whole? It was a shitty night. The whole thing got pushed back by like two hours because of an alleged break in, and then by three more hours after a fight with op command on how much can they look over the police's shoulder without tipping their hand. And then it all goes down, and there's corpses everywhere, and it's all gone to shit...

And then Junior is on the front lawn.

Which, first of all, how are you not dead? Rhetorical question, clearly Nathan tried. Second, no seriously, how are you not dead. The fuck you mean it's a secret bitch I will [redacted]-

But it's fine. It's fine. Actually, hold on, this is great. They get to skip years of investigation all it costs is some witness protection. The kid seems like a real shithead but once they get him talking...

And then Towns says "We gotta talk about his team."

Oh right, them. "Once they calm down we'll give them a basic rundown of what's happening and send them home. Considering what they said so far it doesn't sound like they know much."

But Towns shakes his head. "You don't know who they are, do you?" Browning raises a brow. "Palmetto State Foxes?" Nope. "Edgar Allen. The ravens." Nope. "Kevin Day?"

That does sound familiar, but Browning knows he doesn't get the points for that. "Sure, one of the other players, no?" He never cared for exy, personally, and while he gets that people get excited about college sports he's always believed in some healthy iconoclasm. He shakes his head.

Towns grumbles. Then out of nowhere, he says, "Call Suzie."

"What?"

"Call her. Right now. Put her on speaker."

She should be at lunch, so Browning obliges, but he really doesn't see what his teenage daughter has to do with...

Click. Suzie's high, confident voice. "Daddy?"

"Hey Suzie, it's Freddie, your dad's pal from work," Towns says.

"Oh. Um. Hey?" Suzie sounds nervous suddenly. "Is my dad okay?"

They both suddenly realize what this call must look like, especially after Browning hadn't come home last night, and they both rush to reassure her that he's fine. "We've just had a long night," he reassures her. "No, I'm just calling because...hey Freddie, why am I calling?"

It's Towns' turn to raise an eyebrow, as if to say watch this. "Nah, I was just wanted a reminder, what's your husband's name again?"

Silence. A quick, sharp inhale, and in his mind's eye Browning can see his daughter's eyes focus like an eagles. "Well, first of all, it's future husband, because daddy says that the law says I have to be 18 to get married..."

Ohhhhh.

Fuck.

"But his name is Kevin Day. He's the world's best exy player, even after he had an accident last year. A lot of people abandoned him but I'm never gonna because when a mom and a dad love each other very much..."

A thousand dinner conversations run through Browning's head line an electric current as he opens his phone browser and searches the name. The results look nothing like the bruised shell of a man his colleagues have stuck in a hotel room, but they look like every poster on Suzie's wall. A terrible, terrible thought strikes him. "What about his friend. The, um, the short one."

The response is automatic. "Neil is cute too I guess. There aren't as many good posters of him, but Jessica from biology did her binder from shots she printed from youtube. Her dad yelled at her for wasting the ink."

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

[vashsmunch]

Being enough NSFW

Millions Knives x Transmasc! Reader (MINORS DNI!)

Synopsis: post trimax knives and you have some quality talk before fucking LMAO Warnings: 2.1k words, hurt/comfort (that's all i write), extremely subby knives, pre-op reader, body dysmorphia, self worth issues, plant pussy WOOO, overstimulation, dacryphilia, pretty bitch knives A/N: okay im ngl, i had a really hard time trying to figure out how to write this LMAO. it was initially a birthday gift for my friend but i had never written transmasc stuff before, so i struggled in how to make it not feel like just fem reader stuff. i think i did alright though! transmasc people deserve more love <3 i also kind of missed knives (bleh), and i enjoy the thought of post trimax him having a crushing amount of guilt. hope yall like it ^^

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“Nervous, huh?"

You blew into Nai's ear, and he flinched, leaning away from you. "Not... necessarily."

Sitting back on your heels, you cocked your head at him. He was lying, that much was clear. His eyes were purposely avoiding yours, and he was as stiff as a board. Sure, this was... new, but that didn't explain why he was acting so evasive. Did he not want this? Your fingers instinctively fiddled with the blankets on the bed you two were on, trying to ease your own nerves that were starting to stir up. Dark thoughts ran past your mind as the silence grew even more heavy. Maybe... no. You wouldn't start with that.

You hesitated before leaning forward to take his hand, making sure to not tighten your grip too much. Your voice was quiet as you murmured to him, trying to be calm for both of your sakes. "Hey, I know that this is your first time, but it's gonna be okay. You can back out anytime you want, and I promise I'll be slow. Unless.. there's something else you want to talk about?"

There was another long pause before Nai sighed heavily, turning his body to face yours but still looking down. He tightened his grip around your hand, and you noted that his own was trembling. "It's hard for me to explain."

"I'm smarter than you think. Try me."

His thumb pressed against the flesh of your knuckle, his leg starting to bounce a bit. "This is something I want, something I desire. That's not something I want you to doubt, nor is it something I've ever had second thoughts about," You breathed a quiet sigh of relief as he said this. At least it wasn't what you were dreading. "The issue lies more in whether... I deserve it."

Frowning, you leaned forward to put your face in front of his, your hand raised to cup his cheek. "Hey, hey, none of that. I wouldn't be here if you didn't, I don't fuck people just for shits and giggles, ya know."

Your joke made his lips curl into a tiny smile, but there was still something there that you knew he wasn't telling you about. Thumb brushing against his cheek, you gave him a soft kiss. "I'm not gonna do anything unless you're fully transparent with me. I don't want you to regret this. Please Nai, what's wrong?" 

"I just..." His voice quivered as he whispered against your lips. "Are you not frightened? Are you not aggrieved? The people I hurt... friends of yours that I may have killed... do you not mourn for them? Is this truly something that you want with me, of all people? I will never be able to take that away from you, no matter how many years go by or how many apologies I utter. There will always be the knowledge of knowing you're with a murderer, and I would rather you be happy than drag you down to the hell I've built myself."

A pang rang out in your heart as he finished, and you couldn't help but feel so utterly destroyed. Here you were, thinking he was having regrets about being with someone like you while he was still grieving the suffering his actions caused. You were quiet, trying to think of an appropriate response. 

Finally, you spoke up. "I'm not going to discount the lives of people who were hurt. But I won't ignore the hell you went through either. You were just a child when you saw Tesla, Nai, and people grieve in different ways. This doesn't excuse what you did, but I can understand. Please know I will never hold this against you, nor will I resent you for it. You're trying to repent, and that's what matters," You saw tears well up in his eyes and you gently wiped at them before continuing. "You deserve to feel loved as much as anyone else, and I do love you. I love you so much, Nai, that it aches every time I think of you. The way you treat me, and the softness I see in our interactions, I know you're doing your best. Let me love you, and I promise I'll do everything in my power to make you understand this. I know it's hard, but I'm asking you to trust me. Can you do that? For me?"

He finally met your gaze and salty streams started to flow down his cheeks as he nodded. You moved to hug him, and he clutched at you, crying silently. Rubbing his back, you continued to coo and assure him, your own eyes brimming with liquid. He truly was a tortured soul, and you couldn't blame him. Eventually, you pulled back a bit and smiled at him. "Now, are you going to let me fuck you or not?"

A soft chuckle left his lips as he closed the distance again, kissing you. You helped him remove his sweater and pants, having him lay down on the bed. As your fingers grazed down the length of his muscular stomach, he reached down to grasp your hand. You looked up at him quizzically and saw his cheeks flushed a faint pink. "I must warn you, dove. There might be a bit of shock when you see what's there. I'm not... normal. At least in terms of anatomy humans usually have."

"Do you have something I can eat out?" His mouth dropped open at the vulgarity of your question, and you couldn't help but laugh. "Then I'll be fine. I promise, Nai. If anything, I'll probably be fascinated. Strange genitals don't even compare to the fact that you can manifest literal knives." It wasn't like you had the place to judge, considering your own body. 

With that in mind, your fingers absentmindedly traced the dips of his stomach, wondering how to approach this next part. Eventually, you managed to speak up, voice cracking a bit as you looked down. "You're not the only one who's had doubts about this. But I have... for different reasons," Nai didn't say a word, making you rush to fill the empty air with explanation. "You know I'm not biologically male. We talked about it a bit before, but I never really went into detail; mostly because I didn't know how to continue with the topic. But it's made me wonder if you'd prefer to... I don't know. Be with someone who has the means to please you? In a way I just can't." 

You bit your lip, knowing it wasn't just about that. There were often times when you felt.. unfinished. Impure would be a better word. Especially when you were with someone like Nai, someone who literally embodied the definition of a fallen angel. He was beautiful in a way that was so inhuman, that it made you wonder if he was truly happy being with someone that happened to be far from the definition of perfect. At least in terms of standard bodily expectations. 

Nai's hand came to take you in his palm, tilting your head up to his gaze. His face was riddled with guilt, and it made your heart ache. It was your last wish to make him feel bad for anything, especially with your own foolish little worries. He came to press his forehead against yours, his words in a low whisper. "I've witnessed many things in my years of living. I've seen looks of distress and heard cries of horror, many of which were caused by my hand. There are few things that I would consider to be dear to me, as I thought I wasn't capable of feeling such things," A small smile graced his face as he thumbed at your cheek, trying to comfort you with sadness in his eyes. "But you... you are everything I don't deserve and something I refuse to lose. I've spent so long looking for something to fill the void that was left in my heart after witnessing the death of my sister. And I finally found it. I regret all I've done thus far, but I would do it again if it led me to you once more. Please believe me when I say you mean the world to me, and I've seen the world. Nothing could compare to the beauty you are."

You weren't going to cry. You weren't. Fuck you were crying.

Swiping furiously at your eyes, you laughed softly. "You really know how to make someone feel good about themselves, you know that?"

"I simply said what was in my heart. And you are my heart."

With a loud sniff, you looked back at him with a playfully agitated face. "Can I fuck you now or are we going to stay here and bawl our eyes out until dehydration?" He chuckled as a soft pink graced the tips of his ears, finally letting go of you. With a comforting squeeze of his hip, you waited for him to nod his consent before coming back down to his crotch and tugging down his underwear. 

...

Petals? You tilted your head a bit, examining closer. Yeah, petals. Reaching out hesitantly, you gently stroked the length of what seemed to be a flower twisted up on itself, and you heard him let out a quiet hiss. Soft-hued PLANT marks lined the length of his thighs and pelvis, his anatomy resembling a pussy more than what a guy usually had. If you remember correctly, the petals would be covering what was the pistil.  The more you touched him, little tendrils of what you would assume to be the stamens crept their way from the opening as the petals parted themselves. They wrapped around your wrist but made no move to stop you as you encouraged the petals to reveal more.

"H-hah... Wait...!" Nai cried out as you slid your fingers up and down the outside of his hole, lathering them in fluid. His eyes fluttered shut, his breathing becoming more and more labored. You looked up at him, encouraging him to stop you if needed, but all he offered was a pathetically submissive look through half-lidded eyes. Taking this as an incentive, you continued to explore him, growing increasingly curious about the swollen nub that sat prettily nestled between his folds. It must be the PLANT version of a clit.

You took the bud between your fingers and gave it a gentle pinch, and Nai bucked his hips up into your touch, whimpering. "S-sensitive!" There was something so salaciously intriguing about seeing the usually composed man become undone, so you continued. Rolling and caressing his clit whilst bringing your other hand to prod at his entrance before sinking a finger into him. He let out a soft whine as his body tensed up, pleasure visibly coursing throughout him as he came from the pressure alone. You coaxed him through it, pumping your finger in and out until he was writhing around and begging you to stop. 

Nai's voice was weak and strained, calling your name out in broken chants. You didn't though, knowing that if he truly wanted to, he could forcibly make you stop. Seeing as he didn't, you kept fucking him, eventually adding another finger whilst curling them against his puffy, slick walls. You felt around, paying attention to each arch of his back and twitch of his body, making sure to adjust your ministrations in turn. Tears started to build up in his eyes as he shamelessly humped your fingers, seeming to relish in the lewd wet sounds his cunt was making. He was so beautiful like this, it wasn't hard to believe he was a PLANT. Especially when his glyphs gradually appeared on his skin, pulsing with a soft light in time with each of his moans. He was ethereal in every sense in the world, and you were breaking him to his very core. 

Nai cried pathetic little pleas as you felt his walls clench around your fingers even tighter, growing close to his second high. "Please... please I- I can't-!" 

You hushed him, coming up to kiss him softly as you kept hitting all the places that had him melting into your touch. You rubbed harshly against his clit, your lip curling into a smile. "You can." He wailed, his hands scrambling to find something to clutch onto as he came again, his body spasming as his patterned skin glowed brighter, almost blinding you with the way they lit up the room.

Finally easing up, you gingerly pulled your hand away from his dripping hole, fascinated by the glittery cum that enveloped your fingers. You scissored your them open and closed, becoming acutely aware of Nai still recovering from his intense orgasm. His chest was collapsing in on itself, arm draped over his face as he panted hard. You gently pulled it away from his eyes, having him meet your gaze. A tilt of your head and a laugh left your lips as you caressed his cheek. "See? Not that bad, now was it?"

He spent a few long moments catching his breath before he smiled back weakly. "You'll be the death of me, dear." 

[pangolin-404]

upturned inn dashboard simulator

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🔦lonetraveler 🔁bird--brained

anyone else down for getting together and wrapping ourselves into eggs directly in front of the elevator. for fun

🔦lonetraveler

Can you not.

🪶crow985

use the stairs if it bothers you smh

🥚flight-simulator-2008

actually I think it'd be really fun if we did this on the stairs also!! the different elevations would be a fun challenge to work with ^-^

🔦lonetraveler

Please don't, people actually need to go places. Where are you even finding stairs, this place doesn't have inter-floor staircases?

🪽pecker9000

K

🥚flight-simulator-2008

U

🍗bird--brained

N

#I hate this website

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🔦lonetraveler 🔁mosspilled

🌿mosspilled

If anyone needs me I'll be in the slop. btw

🔦lonetraveler

Aren't you the slug who bit my ankles when I tried to wade through a flooded floor yesterday?

🌿mosspilled

Come into the slop with me. the slime.

🌿mosspilled

Let's get diseases from stillwater together

#I'm good. Thanks.

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🔦lonetraveler 🔁cornerconfessions

🚪cornerconfessions

We won't post the latest ask because we believe the sender forgot to hit "ask anonymously."

If it makes you feel any better, Mod Teeth also thinks the mannequins are hot.

-Mod Marble

🎀innkeeper-ik

delete this

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🔦lonetraveler 🔁innkeeper-ik

🎀innkeeper-ik

Floors 502-509 have reported catastrophic structural collapses! I advise anyone in that area to exercise caution when going about your day!

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#Noted.

🔦lonetraveler 🔁gotthatdoginme

🦴gotthatdoginme

got a new chew toy today fuck yes

🤖i-assign-you-floors

270

Beep boop! I generate a random floor number for you. Any correct floor numbers are purely accidental.

🪨galatea-yearning

Hey OP ate my floormate last month. Keep your distance.

🤖i-assign-you-floors

[ooc] sorry what

🦴gotthatdoginme

Getting a new chew toy soon!!

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🔦lonetraveler 🔁gotthatdoginme

👒biting-you-biting-you

I'M GONNA SAY IT. THE PIANIST ON FLOOR 307 PLAYS NOTHING BUT BANGERS AND I'D MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE WITH THEM

🗿pianist-on-307

thanks dude

👒biting-you-biting-you

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🔦lonetraveler🔁🎉birthday-bug

My flashlight is officially dead.

🎉birthday-bug

🔦lonetraveler

?

#?

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🔦lonetraveler

Does anyone know where I can pick up some batteries? The lighting in the inn is spotty and the flashlight I keep with me has been flickering.

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🔦lonetraveler 🔁innkeeper-ik

🔦lonetraveler

I'm going to kill Ik. This inn sucks.

🎀innkeeper-ik

:(

🔦lonetraveler

Sorry. 5 stars

🎀innkeeper-ik

:)

[autobots-in-training]

Question for the big kids. Why did the war started?

Sideswipe- UUUUUUUGH i hate history class. Sunny, you take this question.

Sunstreaker- idiot.

Sideswipe- I heard that!

Sunstreaker- I meant for you to hear it. Now shut up, the smart twin is talking!

Sideswipe- Neither of us is the smart twin.

Sunstreaker- Theres only two of us! One of us has to be the smart one, and its me!

Sideswipe- Yeah yeah whatever, just keep it down, im gonna play Zelda.

Sunstreaker- ANYWAY! Basically, the Functionists were in charge, we were split into castes, poor bots and anyone in the lower undesireable castes weren't allowed to procreate or even have romantic partners, cause romance leads to sex or whatever. Some bots were sterilized for speaking out, others were sterilized because the Functionist council couldnt risk them having kids even on accident. We were actually the kids of an upper class mech and lower class mech. They kept us hidden for a few years but they were found out.

Sideswipe- Can you just skip this part? I hate it.

Sunstreaker- The anon asked a question, I'm just answering it, go back to your game.

Sideswipe- Yeah yeah...

Sunstreaker- They were able to help us escape, our creators were killed by the council and we were on our own well into the war. Ironhide found us when we were... I think we were close to Springer's age.

Sideswipe- We were closer to 12.

Sunstreaker- Oh yeah, 12,000, so a bit younger than Springer and the other two. The war started because bots weren't allowed freedom of... pretty much anything. The further down in the caste system you were, the less rights and privileges you had. Even upper class mecha were restricted on some things, so even they weren't free. Frame types couldn't mix. It was a whole fucking mess.

Sideswipe- They started "decommissioning" "undesirable" mecha too. Decommissioning meaning killing and undesirable meaning old models.

Sunstreaker- It was fucked up.

Sideswipe- Hey Sunny, Mirage was from the Towers right?

Sunstreaker- Yeah, he mentioned that in class last week.

Sideswipe- How do you think he and Hound met? Hound was in the Cybertronian Army. Army mecha and high class mecha didn't really mix before the war, he said so himself in class.

Sunstreaker- For someone that hates history class, you sure know a lot.

Sideswipe- Oh please, it's just random stuff that i remember, i dont actually remember whole timelines of historical events like you.

Sunstreaker- And thats why im the smarter twin.

Sideswipe- Oh shut the fuck up.

Sunstreaker- No, im going to keep going.

Sideswipe- Fine by me.

Sunstreaker- D-16 who later became Megatronus who even later became Megatron and Orion Pax who later became Optimus Prime, teamed up, and rallied a bunch of mecha that were sick of the rules of the council. They were pretty quickly overthrown, more people hated functionism than the council realized.

Sideswipe- And then Megs and OP couldn't agree on how to go from there, and they started bitch fighting, and have not stopped since then, the eeeeend.

Sunstreaker- Can you be more articulate!?!? ... Also yeah, thats basically what happened. They kept disagreeing on how to build a new government, people took sides, and the rest is... well, history.

Sideswipe- Ugh, the beginning of the war took like, 6 months to get through, Hound just went on and on and ON. This was so much faster.

Sunstreaker- Because i left out a bunch of details!! Details which are important to know!

Sideswipe- Why do i need to know them?

Sunstreaker- Because the war isnt as black and white as some of the adults make it out to be!

Sideswipe- I mean, i get that, but it took so long to just get through the events leading up to the war.

Sunstreaker- Because it was thousands of years of unrest that lead to the revolution and the war to happen!!

Sideswipe- yeah yeah. Hey, wanna play mario kart?

Sunstreaker- *sighs* Yeah, sure. I call peach.

Sideswipe- That's who you always pick, I know not to touch her.

Sunstreaker- Good.

*end transmission*

[mincedpeaches]

Transformers One post

Okay FIRST off I have to say. Sentinel Prime. He was everything. Blue and gold color scheme, with gorgeous gold WINGS. The most obvious villain in existence, but still kind of charms with his first overly friendly reaction to Megs and OP. The scene were he killed Alpha Trion: SERVING. Arachnid being his fag hag. I'm kind of obsessed.

Anyway. I just got back. Walked into the movie theater at 7pm in business casual since I came from work (after a quick detour to pick up dinner to sneak in). I say I want a ticket for Transformers. The teller goes "just one?" with a just barely perceptible bit of puzzlement. I say yup and proceed to have the entire theater to myself. Because no one is taking their kids to see Transformers One on a school night at 7:15pm. And I came alone. 👍

Of course I had fun. The humor I'd say was like 75/25 for me. I had some chuckles and laughs. For kid humor I thought it was really good.

Once again I kind of struggle to conceptualize what it would be like to be watching it as a fresh face though, and someone NOT well versed in transformers canon and lore. Like of course I (metaphorically) barked and clapped my hands like a seal when I saw Transformers I recognized but had no real lines. But a normal kid isn't really gonna care about that.

Anyway, again. It's late for me and I'm trying to get thoughts down now. What else. Let's try rapid fire all over the place.

Loved Elita's whole career woman thing and REALLY loved her "I'm better than you" bit because A) woman after my own heart and B) we love some unironic "girls rule boys drool" style feminism in this house. and I'm so serious.

I don't want to reduce Arachnid to just Sentinel's fag hag either because she also ruled. Her helicopter design looked siiick. The extra eyes on the front of her face and they way they moved independently was also sick. The way she was always yelling when she was stabbing guys was also kinda funny. (The way they used her eyes "seeing everything" to expose video of Sentinel, SOMEHOW, was actually kinda dumb. But don't worry about it.)

The way the trains and roads appeared in front of the train/driver looked really cool.

The scene where Optimus was dead and was floating into the heart of Cybertron, conversely, looked bad.

When it was first revealed in the movie promo content that Optimus was also going to be a miner alongside Megatron, while I wasn't as disappointed as the average tfp simp, I did think it was kinda of a bummer. That being said, it actually fucking RULED how Optimus was a miner. Ever since the introduction of oppressed bots into the tf canon, it was always this post. But in THIS canon Optimus is right there with Megs being oppressed and Optimus is the one that's fighting for social change, while Megatron is towing the line until he learns its all a lie. And once they learn its a lie, Optimus is still advocating for that change, and meanwhile Megatron is just really pissed off and down to get revenge and murder. I remember when I watched Siege and my conclusion was "hey guys, you can just do Autobots Good Deceptions Bad"! Well guess what. they DID that here, to great affect.

That being said..... it did make the megop slightly less tasty. 😔 Autobots Good Deceptions Bad generally requires a goofier, more G1 style favoring of megop. The scene were Megatron drops Optimus into the pit is very befitting of him being evil but if he's already willing to genuinely kill Optimus this early? It does not bode well for the homoeroticism.

Also what this movie loses in not having the Megatron be a liberator is how he gets followers. The Deceptions being the old high council is such a odd thing. Sure they'd want to get rid of Sentinel now, but it's odd to think of them with their whole "the strongest bot rules" thing (or whatever it was, I forget the exact line but you get the gist) but wouldn't they have been working for the other Primes before Sentinel? Who were ostensibly the good guys? Why would they all join up with Megs after getting rid of Sentinel, when Megs goals are seemingly going to shape up to be "just killin everyone". Where would the Council's bloodlust be coming from? Maybe its a political party thing, the Prime Left vs the Council Right lol. Or maybe I missed something. Also side note is funny how Starscream had them all languishing in cowardice when I all I could think the same thoughts I had when a very similar thing happened in IDW's Spotlight Megatron, which was: "come on, it can't all be Starscream's fault. the other guys like Soundwave are competent right. why aren't guys like Soundwave doing shit."

Also may I say. HUGE ups to the timescale in this movie. It's been "50 cycles" since the quint war and if Megs and Optimus were born after it then they're 50 "cycles" old at most. And I missed it but I think Alpha Trion says the war went on for "hundreds and hundreds" of cycles. Four millions year naps? We don't know her!

Bumblebee was the kid appeal guy of course, but it wasn't too grating to me. What I think also helped is alot of the slightly awkward-to-me humor was already in the trailers. So I was prepared for it.

Finally, when Megatron generates his canon. Oooo big sexy.

I enjoyed myself alot! Of course its for kids but that at least wasn't to it's detriment. And it made me want to go look up some toys so. A SUCCESS on the only front Hasbro really cares about, lol.

[quinloki]

Hey bby, idk what's going on but distractions incoming!!!

I've started writing what I think is gonna end up being a pretty long post-apocalypse AU with my OC that I'm really excited about!

My cat Pickle IS adorable but you're just gonna have to trust me because she has run off downstairs to beg for my parent's fried chicken.

If Shanks was real and suddenly appeared beside me I do believe he would simply dive into my bed where the heated blanket was and i'd have to minimal explaining about the odd layout of my room otherwise. The smooches that man would get (consensually) sighs

Favorite jam at the moment is wild blueberry jam that we got from the farmers market that we are, sadly and alas, almost out of.

What kink, hhmm. the branch off from cnc where you get chased/hunted as foreplay. into that to a frankly worrying degree. OP offers some truly excellently matched blorbos for that one tho.

Also quick rapid fire FMK: Shanks, X Drake, Shaka (the Vegapunk) (my blorbo plus some I haven't heard you talk much about, just outta curiosity :3c )

ILY tons and I hope everything is okay!!

Any cat named Pickle gets like +5 to cuteness, because i love pickles and cats and the combination is simply cheating, the judges are deliberating AS WE SPEAK.

XD Shanks would be a pretty chill guy to have show up. I have to admit I'd be okay with Marco for similar reasons. The explanation of things and stuff would be a pretty calm issue.

oooooh, Primal Play. And for what it's worth, I don't think any kink reaches a worrying degree as long as you set the lines beforehand. Communication can be difficult, or even just awkward, but it's not just about consent, but also safety. Assumption can lead to bad ends, and not the sexy kind.

Hmmm FMK Shanks, Drake and Shaka...

Shaka gives me Marco vibes, so I'd go with marry even though I haven't seen his face, I like everything else about the guy.

Gods between Shanks and Drake... Augh... Fuck Drake, and Kill Shanks - but admittedly because it wouldn't work anyway. That observation haki of his is broken as hell.

If we says Kiss vs Kill, then I'd swap Shanks and Drake. Between the two I'm well aware of who would be better in bed.

[jelzorz]

144.

related to but does not follow on from this doodle

Callum has always been wary of the word quiet (and all of its synonyms) while working the night shift, but if there was one word to describe the state of tonight's Emergency Department, it would be (he hesitates and glances at the glass sliding doors just beyond the triage window) quiet as the fucking grave.

There are two of them tonight: him and the other intern, Rayla, who's chugging a coffee on the other side of the nurses' station and avoiding the eye of Viren, the on-call ED consultant, who's grumpy at the best of times and thinks coffee on the floor is trashy and unprofessional. They're on shift together relatively often, which is nice, because Rayla is friendly (and unfairly pretty for someone in wrinkled scrubs with permanent bags under their eyes), and at the very least, she makes these shifts less horrible for everyone involved. She's friends with all the nurses (even if Opeli, the nurse unit manager, finds her humour exhausting); she's on good terms with the Soren the paeds resident (they play soccer together apparently), and so far, she's only had to ask Viren to consult once, which is a feat in and of itself.

Callum likes to think that he and she are pretty good friends, but he would be lying if he said that's all he wanted them to be. She's just...

Soren sidles up to him and sets an elbow on his charts. "Out of your league?"

Callum scowls and shoves Soren off the bench. The fluorescents flicker above them, and Soren snickers and jabs a finger at the roof. "Careful," he teases. "They'll take that out of your pay."

Callum scowls again. "What are you even doing here? Paeds ED is that way."

"Yeah, it's empty, I'm not hanging out there by myself." He clucks his tongue and checks his pager for good measure which, unsurprisingly, has nothing for him. "I don't get you," he adds, twirling a pen between his fingers. "You guys are supposed to be friends. Why don't you just ask her if she wants to go out with you?"

"What are you, twelve? No one does that anymore."

"You can try Netflix and chill isntead—"

"Soren." Callum buries his head in his charts as a couple of nurses walk past in an effort to hide the redness rising in his cheeks. "Stop. You're gonna tell the whole hospital at this rate and, in any case, it's none of your business."

Soren raises an eyebrow. "Are you twelve?"

"No," says Callum shortly. "I'm professional, and it's not a good look to date your coworkers. Besides." He flushes some more. "You said it yourself. She's out of my league."

"You really are twelve, holy shit." Soren barks out a laugh, and Callum sinks further into his desk chair like it might help him disappear into the floor. Rayla, thankfully, hears none of it, because she's got an earphone in and what looks like a podcast playing on her phone. "Listen. I'm gonna give you some advice."

"Good lord," groans Callum. "What advice could you possibly give me that would help?"

"Hey, I'll have you know that I'm good just as good at wooing women as I am with men—"

"Please stop."

"And it's not that unprofessional if you disclose it—"

"To who? Your dad?"

Soren cuffs his shoulder. "Just talk to her," he snaps. "Okay? It's literally not that hard. Just ask if she wants to get a coffee with you in the morning or something. You're killing the whole department with all your pining."

Callum snaps his mouth shut. He—somehow—flushes more. He sputters. "What do you mean the whole department—?"

"Yeah, we've all got eyes, dude, what do you think the nurses gossip about?"

Callum groans and sets his forehead against the desk, the charts cool against his skin. Highschool feels like it was a lifetime ago, and he'd been so grateful to get out but somehow—

Soren's pager beeps. He glances at and grins—which Callum doesn't think is the most appropriate reaction until Soren shows him the message on the screen:

Got u snacks. Waiting out front. --Corvus

Callum gives him a look. "Isn't that a hospital pager?"

"It's the paeds pager, A.K.A, I'm the only one that uses it, A.K.A, my boyfriend can message me on it if he wants." Soren slips it back into his pocket and fixes his hair using the reflection in nurses' station window. "If only you had a girlfriend who could page you," he says wistfully, sarcastically, and Callum has never wanted to throw his own pager at him more. "Talk to her," he says. "I have money on you. Don't let me down." He grins. He winks. He heads out the double doors and into the waiting room, leaving Callum alone at his desk with the pile of charts he still hasn't reviewed.

The fluorescents flicker tiredly. He sighs. Maybe coffee isn't such a bad idea.

[flagellant]

Please make the Heathers comic

The plot of Heathers, based on my understanding of Heathers via two songs before watching Heathers:

-There is a girl named Heather. She moves to a new high school where there are a clique of three other girls named Heather. Heather gets consumed by the Heathers into the clique and it's like evil Mean Girls (with stakes).

-The fourth Heather offends the Queen Heather version of Heather and so Queen Heather says "I'm going to murder you with a croquet hammer on Monday at school. Like, actual, literal murder you. I'm going to bash your head in. And I'm gonna get away with it because of uh, privilege maybe?"

-The fourth Heather, reasonably, isn't down for this, and has a song where she's like "I need to go into witness protection but I don't have a cool motorcycle so I've decided to sneak into Queen Heather's boyfriend's house to get super sexy and limitless over the weekend since I die on Monday and I might as well." I need all of you to know that I was 1. aware that in Dead Girl Walking the fourth Heather is revealed to be named Veronica and 2. This didn't stop me from thinking she was actually named Heather.

-Heather Sawyer tells the Queen Heather's boyfriend (J.D.) that it's fuck-or-die and also that she needs him to make the entirety of the town disappear, i.e. get destroyed in a bomb scenario.

-The next day, J.D. (i still didnt know his name this whole time btw) sneaks into Heather Sawyer's house and is like "Hey I've made it so that the school will blow up with a fake suicide note during homecoming. Then we're going to ride a cool motorcycle out of town as a nuclear meltdown happened or something, because for some reason OP thought that the entire town of Westerburg was destroyed in the end by a factory meltdown/explosion type deal.

-However, Heather Sawyer for some reason has killed herself? The boy is super sad about this but he's also clearly really into the violence actually because Heather Sawyer corrupted him into a psychotic evil breakdown due to her death sentence. Yeah IKR? Anyway. He promises he'll keep her dream of murdering the whole town alive anyway.

-Presumably he does that and the final scene of the moviesical is the town blowing up.

So yeah.

[sodiumpentothol]

Some really bad ideas for a shitpost Hollow Knight x Resident Evil AU I randomly conjured

Here's the very poorly written outline I have for this thing:

Precursor to downfall of hallownest, umbrella (needs a different name) formed by soul master after pale king yeets the infection at them and goes "find cure." This is before the infection gets all wacky silly and publicly known, so soul master and the soul twisters sorta poke around with the infection and go "huh y'know this would make for a great weapon against the deepnest beasts" so they begin fucking around with that. Chris and Leon are both city guards that are vibing around when a sector of the City of Tears is overrun by the T-virus after an outbreak, they both end up having to stop it and both manage to resist the infection which piques the Pale King's interest. Jill and Carlos also make it out alive. Sherry and Claire are there too I guess. Pale King goes "yo dudes you survived the infection I think ima assign you guys to deal with this infection bullshittery" so they're all forced to do infection bullshittery stuff as it gets worse. RE4 is just a corpse creeper outbreak in fungal wastes or something, hornet is kidnapped and PK goes "holy shit if we don't get this child back then i'm gonna be in deep(nest) shit" so they all go and grab hornet. RE5 I don't even know, that was a fever dream and same goes for RE6. Ethan supposedly lost Mia in the initial infection outbreak all those years ago, but in reality Mia managed to escape with a void construct created by a rival gang of angry deepnest weavers. Void construct of course is Eveline and Mia and Eveline manage to flee to deepnest where they meet a nice little family of survivors. Eveline does her bullshittery and takes over everyone, weaver gang breaks lucas out and makes him their spy.

Meanwhile Eveline makes Mia send Ethan a letter to come and find her, thus starting RE7. Ethan goes to deepnest and gets his shit fucked up big time, immediately dying and being resurrected by the void. Blah blah blah, kill baker family, blah blah, get mia back, blah blah blah blah blah kill eveline, something something oh hey PK's Infection Cleanup Crew (TM) is now on the scene and here to deal with the outbreak. Ethan and Mia are pulled out and placed into witness protection in the Ancient Basin by the White Palace. RE8 happens when Mirander comes along and steals Rose. Mirander's still trying to revive her kid, but she's also the leader of the angry weaver gang and she has plans to kill PK. She's been gathering forces n shit for the revolt, also they're all infected with void and have wacky void powers too. Mirander steals Rose a little more blatantly, pretty much just breaking into the winters' house, fucking shit up, stealing the baby, and leaving. Ethan is reasonably pissed and goes all Seek And Destroy on Mirander, killing literally everything in his way. First he rampages through deepnest, killing four of her infected subordinates one by one before he makes it to the Abyss. At this point in the timeline PK has been dabbling a little in void bullshit so there's definitely evidence of him being around here, maybe a couple thousand dead children or something. Mirander is hiding out in the abyss, blah blah blah she and Ethan duke it out blah blah they both fucking die blah blah blah rose grows up to be very OP, PK briefly considered using herasa backup HK but Rose has a mind to think, a will to break, and a voice to cry suffering so she's automatically pitched from the plan and ends up being trained to like kill the fucking radiance or something, maybe she gets put into stasis or whatever because she was too powerful and PK felt threatened by her.

Something something hallownest falls something something main HK game takes place and the knight is now in the picture. Leon, Chris, Jill, and Carlos have taken it upon themselves to keep everybody in Dirtmouth safe and regularly dive into Hallownest to look for survivors. They meet Hornet sometimes but she's too badass to vibe with them and she fights them. They all survive of course and they learn to respect each other but Hornet never really joins them. She's like Ada that way. Anyway the knight comes along, yadda yadda yadda HK game happens

[howlingday]

Roman: PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE BAG!

Mercury: Hey... Look at this guy?

Ren: ...

Roman: He's just standing there. Didn't he hear us?

Mercury: No, no, no! Don't! Just leave him alone.

Roman: What? Why?

Mercury: Look at him. Look at how he's just standing there. Eyes closed, face forward, and NOT shaking? We're robbing the place! The shit he's pulling is anime protagonist if ever I've seen one. This is his pilot episode, and he's gonna kill you, then I'll run and he'll catch up to me and kill me because he's OP! Seriously! DO NOT fuck with him!

Roman: Ugh, your generation and your weeaboo crap. I'm robbing him.

Mercury: NONONO! DON'T-!

Roman: HEY! Dress-Boy! Didn't you hear me? I said-

Ren: Zhège shìjiè yǐjīng fǔlànle.

[This world is rotten]

Mercury: Oh he dead...

Ren: (Takes Torchwick's hand, Petals falling) Wǒ bìxū bǎ tā nòng gānjìng.

[I must make it clean.]

Roman: What the hell is he- AGH! OH FUCK! HE'S A VILLAIN! HE'S A MAIN VIL

[toomuchsmoshbrainrot]

I don't mean this rudely, and I don't mean this addressed specifically at you, but it's genuinely such a weird thought to assume Smosh is keeping Noah around for the simple reason of "well, he'll sue! Firing him is discrimination!" when the counterargument is... Noah is a pro-genocide zionist, which in itself would mean HE'S the one discriminating. For most companies, publicly posting hate speech is a fireable offense. Having a conflict of company values is also a fireable offense. Smosh could absolutely have let Noah go IF he was the monster fandom has delighted in making him out to be. You talk about nuance but you completely disregard how that can apply to Noah himself. "But he gloated about his grandfather blah blah blah," this fandom likes to point out. Yeah, in retrospect, not great, but no one (no one!!!!) batted an eye at this when it first aired. No one cared. No one questioned his ethics, no one cared about the implications. No one called him out. No one was outraged.. But now we want to condemn him for it when the context of when he spoke it was so vastly different than if he said it now??? But ALSO. Literally all Noah has ever said on the actual genocide is that he's against it. That he wants a peaceful resolution for BOTH sides. He has literally only ever said he doesn't agree with violence inflicted upon innocent lives regardless of if they're from Israel or Palestine. And I will also add that EVERYTHING he's said, he said in the immediate aftermath of the Oct 7th attack, when it was still pretty globally framed as a terrorist attack. Even THEN he has just said "killing of innocent civilians is bad" and somehow secretly he means "I love genocide" by that. Huh??? Maybe, just maybe, Noah hasn't been fired because the people who work with him KNOW him and know he isn't this evil caricature fandom sure would love for him to be. Because it's sooo much easier to double down and continuously vilify the guy than take a step back and admit, hey, maybe we got this one wrong.

just putting this out there publicly, the op is clearly on anon for a reason because they know they're gonna get read to filth by some of the more intense people in the fandom

but the UNDERLYING part of this message is kind of exactly what I'm saying. that he's never said these things in videos, only on his personal accounts. that smosh clearly still associate with him. if y'all are SO scorched earth, why aren't y'all going after, say... shayne? for still considering him a friend? this is the same fandom that assumed courtney and damien were beefing because "she looked weird at him in videos sometimes". nuance is lost on a lot of people, and i've learned as i've gotten older to just ignore the drama.

no matter where you go, people you don't like are gonna exist. drama is gonna exist. and it's no longer worth my energy.

i don't wanna be seen by the fandom as someone who "supports noah/his opinions" just because i said i liked a joke he made in a video, or enjoy his puns in word games, or whatever. i can separate art from artists and i want to freely enjoy whatever the fuck i want. its the fact that i feel like i have to explain that that's wild to me.

(and when i say "other things that annoy me about him outside of the obvious" i mean like.... charty party video when he got SO HEATED insisting that he was right. or the eat it or yeet it 50's episode with the cold cut dress when chanse asked amanda to turkey slap him, and noah leaned in to do it. and chanse was like "wtf i said AMANDA" and noah backed off but then TOSSED it at chanse anyway like what. consent, my guy. ok that ones a little less serious but its still annoying)

[vole-mon-amour]

"Save your strength, So Mi. Reed is gonna be here any minute. You'll make it through."

"No... They'll never... let me go..."

The fact that she begs V to kill her instead of letting her be dragged back into the system says anything you need to know about Myers.

"I'm begging you, V. End it," she cries.

"No! Not a solution, So Mi."

(weakly) "Please... You don't... Understand..."

"I won't. I can't kill you."

"No, please. You're leaving me... to a fate... worse than death..."

Like??? There's a reason I went for the kill immediately after she asked. Now that I'm doing this for achievements, it's WAY worse.

Also, the fact that they cut Reed off the case when they start working on So Mi??? Get the fuck out. Ohhh my god. It's Reed's fault too, by the way. He dragged her into this in the first place. Sure, she wanted to be a netrunner and because of how she treated her BF and friends, they dumped her. But she didn't wanna go with Reed. He convinced her. And look where that got her.

And Reed feels it, too. It's eating at him.

"Good thing it'll be Reed. Can't stomach you (your presence) for much longer."

"You should work more on how to express gratitude, V. Good luck nonetheless." (after a pause) "We'll have our eye on you."

Madame President, I hope someone shoots you in the head in the nearest future & no one can save you. Gosh, So Mi deserves better.

Reed: "You know So Mi got rewarded with the same medal after her first op at FIA? Gave it to a homeless man like it was nothing."

V: "It was a sign. Should've never recruited her."

Reed: "I didn't care of she was a patriot. I needed an agent."

So Mi did the right fucking thing with that medal. And I'm glad we can do the same. I fucking hate Myers.

AND the discussion with Johnny after???

"So Mi couldn't die back there. She'll get a second chance in life. Did what I thought was right."

Johnny: "Right for you? For her? For me?"

DRAG HER ASS, JOHNNY. So Mi surviving is definitely NOT my canon in this ending. Johnny hates that choice, plus, when he sits down on the couch for more heartfelt talk, "Not making your life any easier, I know." his eyes are LITERALLY glistening with tears. It's scripted & there's tears in his eyes even when So Mi dies, but it's not about her. It's about Johnny's past.

"You're beating the dead horse, Johnny. Let it go."

"What if it's not actually dead?"

I just wanna scream. JOHNNY DESERVES BETTER. If we the other outcome, where Johnny is wiped, I'm just really sad (and bitter maybe), here I'm straight up mad.

But hey, the talk with Johnny where she calls him a big old softie and he smiles with, "Yeah, fuck you too." They love each other so much. <3

Oh, and for "saving" So Mi you get 30000 eddies. Lol. Myers can shove them up her ass.

[warmaidensrevenge]

Pairing: Papa!eddie x Plus!size reader

If you want to read my other work you can find it HERE

A/N: Okay I was sad how the last one ended so I’m going to make this a happy chapter. It's a little short but I'm very happy with it. Thanks for reading. As always feedback and re blogging is appreciated.

Warnings: language, fluff, and just plain love birds. Not proof read and no word count.

Summary: Though everything didn’t go as planned Eddie is determined to make things right. You’re the love of his life.

Chapter 7: Let's get married

You went to bed that night think that Eddie really didn’t want to marry you. You cried and cried. This was the first time you've slept alone since you and Eddie have been together. And the longest you spent away from Rosie and it just killed you. It's not like you didn't understand it. Eddie was just looking out for you. You knew that. But then why did it hurt so much? Maybe you overreacted. But you really wanted to marry him. He and Rosie meant everything to you.

"Please God. Please let him be there tomorrow." You prayed. " I just love him so much. Please let him come."

-

When you left Eddie was in shambles. He didn't mean to upset you. And he really didn't mean to keep you from Rosie. It's just she was being a little brat lately and he didn't want her to upset you. It's like whatever he did he just kept fucking up. But not anymore. He was done letting you down. Done seeing you angry and stressed. Done with seeing you cry and done being away from you. So he devised a plan. One that he could keep you from being stressed and still be there with you.

He went inside and Wayne looked at him.

" Okay old man. I have an idea."

-

You were woken up by things being moved in the living room and you heard hush voices. Not really being all that hush. You rubbed your eyes and sat up. You were actually scared. You got up and put on your slippers. You crept slowly to grab the bat Eddie had giving you when you guys first start talking. He had put a sock on it so that if for some reason an intruder came and you swung, you could pull it back if they caught it and swing again. You went for the doorknob and slowly turned it. You pulled it open and got ready to swing.

" Jesus y/n! What the hell are you doing with that?!"

" Robin! What are you doing here?"

"Well you're getting married today."

You put down the bat and leaned so you could look out the door.

" Nope. Nah uh. You can't see what's going on out there. C'mon we gotta get you ready." She said pushing you gently back into the room.

" Where's Rosie?"

" Ope. Let me get her." Robin left and came right back.

"Mummy. Kiss."

" Oh Rosie my sweet girl." You cried.

" Hey hey. No crying on your wedding day." Robin said handing Rosie to you.

" Hi sweet girl. Oh I've missed you so much." You kissing her head.

" So hair and makeup first?"

" I uhh. Yes. Is Eddie meeting us at the chapel?"

"Nope. The pastor is coming here." Robin smiled

" What?" You said snuggling Rosie.

" Eddie has planned everything. We are having the ceremony and reception here."

" Here?" You sniffled.

" Yup. You guys are gonna get married right in here and then since the caterers were cancelled Eddie is out buying pizza with Steve. Nancy is making the cake. And Wayne, Dustin, Mike and all the others are setting up the tables and chairs."

" It's too small out there."

" No it's cool. It's much bigger than the trailer and Eddie wants you to stay in bed."

" I am not staying in bed."

" Yes you are. Eddie said you have to or he will handcuff you to the bed."

You laughed. " Fine. As long as I become his wife today. We can do this however he wants. Right princess?"

Rosie buried her face in your neck. "Alright Robin. Make me pretty."

" Can't. You're already beautiful."

" Stop it."

Robin smiled.

...

You were putting Rosie's yellow bows in her hair while Robin curled yours. You kept looking in the mirror trying to keep from ruining your makeup from the happy tears. Rosie was playing with your makeup brushes when you heard Eddie singing.

" Oh sweet girl. Daddies here. Robin can I see him?"

" Uhh no. Not until the ceremony." She said putting a yellow ribbon in your hair.

You pouted but she still said no. " Shoot did he return his suit?"

" Yeah. So he's wearing his uncle's. It's kinda big."

" Well that won't do."

You got up and put Rosie on the bed and went to the closet. You pulled out some of Eddie's clothes. A pair of black jeans with no holes in them and an all black shirt with his old leather jacket.

" Yeah this is more him. Could you get him to change into this?"

" That's not wedding attire more like a funeral."

" It's our wedding and we can wear whatever we want. Besides he looks really good in black. Just tell him I said that and he will change."

Robin gave you a grin and took the clothes.

You grabbed Rosie and put her dress on. You walked her to the full body mirror and sat on the floor. You held your belly.

" Look peanut. Your sissy looks like a real princess."

Rosie went to the mirror and laughed at her reflection. You were so happy. The only person missing was Eddie. You wanted to see him so badly. But it was as if he read your mind.

" Sweetheart?"

You turned around and Eddie cracked open the door and he waved his hand through. You could see his leather jacket

" Eddie!" You said happily and got up picking up Rosie and went to the door

" Hey baby. Robin said I can't see you yet so I'm just gonna keep the door like this okay?"

" Oh Eddie."

" Yeah I know. I want to see you too. Baby, I umm I'm sorry I didn't tell you what I did. I didn't mean to hurt you. I never want to hurt you. And I'm sorry I kept Rosie away. I'll never do that again. And sweetheart I promise. I won't have another cigarette. I give you my word."

" Honey, please don't keep things. Whatever it is, just talk to me. And please keep your word. Because I don't want to change you, I just really need you to stick around as long as possible. I don't want to be without you."

" I promise y/n. Cross my heart."

" I love you Eddie. And I can't wait to be your wife."

Eddie leaned his forehead on the door and put his arm through the crack again. This time he felt your face and your hand over his.

" Soon baby. Soon....I love you."

"Alright Munson, get. I need to help y/n with her dress." Robin ordered

Eddie felt your lips on his palm and he smiled.

" Don't take too long. I need to see her."

He took his hand back and you frowned. You stepped away from the door and Robin came in.

" Okay. Ready? The pastor is here so we gotta be quick."

" Okay. Hear that sweet girl. Mommy has to put on her dress now." You gave Rosie one last kiss on the cheek before putting her down.

Robin helped you into your dress and zipped up the back.

" Ready?" She asked

" Absolutely."

" Okay so the pastor is coming in first then Wayne and Dustin. Steve and the others are gonna stand on that side into the hallway. Then Eddie is gonna come."

"Okay. Is Rosie gonna stay or walk with Eddie?"

"That's up to you. But you have to lay down."

" Is Eddie gonna stand?"

" Umm I'm not sure. I think he's just gonna wing it."

" Oh-okay. Umm I'll keep Rosie."

You went to her and picked her up and sat on the bed with your back against the headboard. You put her down next to you and kissed her head. Robin fixed your dress and smiled.

" Okay I'm gonna let them come in now."

" Okay... Thank you Robin."

" Bin. Bin. Bin."

You both looked at Rosie.

" Did she just say my name?"

"Yeah I think she did." You smiled

Robin laughed and held Rosie's hand. " Robin....Ro-bin."

"Bin." Rosie said bringing her arm up and down.

" Oh my god! She loves me."

" Of course you do, huh sweet girl. You love auntie Robin."

Robin stood up straight. " I like that. Auntie Robin."

" Me too." You beamed at her

" Okay. Let's get this show on the road."

You nodded in agreement. Robin opened the door and led the pastor to his place and you smiled at him. Then uncle wayne came in.

" You look beautifully kiddo." He said kissing the crown of your head.

" Thank you"

Dustin came right after him with the biggest smile.

" Hey y/n. You look great." He said giving you a hug.

" Thanks bud."

" Are you sure you want to marry Eddie and not me?"

You laughed. " Huh. If it doesn't work out I'll call you."

Dustin blushed and was pulled back by Wayne.

"Alright kid. She's spoken for." Wayne grunted making you laugh again.

Everyone else took their place and it was time for Eddie to come. Rosie had taken out her bows and you were putting them back on when he came. He just stood in the doorway watching his girls. You honestly never looked so beautiful. He stood there with a grin just watching you. When you finally looked up your eyes met. You bit your lip and blushed. He was so happy to finally see you that he did a little jog and jumped on the bed. Making everyone laugh. Rosie giggled at him and he placed kisses all over your face.

" You look incredibly sweetheart."

" Honey." You giggled.

" Alright you two. Let's get married." Robin interrupted.

Eddie plopped down on the other side of Rosie and put one arm around your shoulder pulling you closer and one arm around Rosie. Once you guys were comfy he crossed his ankles and nodded.

The pastor smiled and began reading from his folder.

" Welcome, we are gathered here today to celebrate and to witness the joining of Edward Munson and Y/N L/N in marriage. As they promise to love, trust in that love, honor one another as individuals and anticipate with joy spending the rest of their lives together. They are surrounded by you. Their friends and family. Thank you for gathering here to witness their marriage and to share in the joy of this special occasion."

Eddie held you tighter and kissed your forehead. You moved your hand to rest on his lap with the other joining his on Rosie.

" You have chosen to write your vows, and it is with these words you express your binding promises to love, honor, and cherish one another. If you are ready to make these promises to each other I invite you now to face each other and declare your intentions. When you're ready you may begin."

" That's my que." Eddie said getting up and sat in front of you.

You had picked up Rosie and put her in your lap as you crossed your legs. Dustin tried handing a piece of paper to Eddie but he shooed him away.

" I got this man." Eddie said never taking his eyes off of you.

Wayne and the others laughed.

Eddie cleared his throat. " Y/n, for a long time I never really believed in all of this. And I honestly never actually think this would happen. But then you walked into my life. Into Rosie's life and you were a god send. I can remember it as if it was yesterday, the time when you came over and Rosie hadn't pooped in like 3 days. And out of nowhere you came to her rescue. And ever since that day you have been my saving grace. It's unbelievable that today I get the chance to promise myself to you. Just some weirdo who was able to convince someone who is so beautiful and smart and the most amazing woman I have ever met to be with me. You are an amazing mother and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you. I promise to you now. That whatever comes our way. I will be here for you, for Rosie, and for our little peanut. Always." He put his hand on your tummy and smiled.

He reached up to wipe your tears away. "I love you sweetheart."

You sniffled and reached in your pocket for a note card. Rosie snatched from your hand as soon as you pulled it out. You laughed. Eddie tried to get it back for you but you held his hand.

" It's okay. I don't need it."

You took a deep breath and swallowed.

" Eddie, the day we officially met I had no idea this would be the way it would turn out. I thought maybe a friendship at the most. But then, I fell so deeply in love with you. And with Rosie. As time went on, I knew that I could trust you with my heart. Everything about you makes me feel the most comfortable I have ever been. Not just by your presence but by your words and the things you do. When I'm with you and Rosie. I'm home. I promise. I will always love you and Rosie." You put your hand on his that was on your belly. " And our baby. Forever."

Eddie looked at you through his tear stricken eyes. "uhh can I kiss her now?"

Everyone laugh.

"Just a few more minutes." The pastor said.

Eddie hung his head.

"Thank you for sharing your vows with all of us. The rings you are about to place on each other's fingers are symbols of the love you expressed. They will remind you of the vows you have just spoken, and of the eternal love that you have for one another." The pastor motioned for the rings.

Wayne handed them to Eddie. He hurried to put yours but dropped it. He quickly swiped it before Rosie could get it. He grabbed your hand and put it on and you put his on. You guys both laughed.

"By the power given to me by the American Marriage Ministries and by the State of Indiana, I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. You may kiss each other."

" Come here baby!" Eddie grinned from ear to ear.

He got to his knees and leaned over Rosie. " Love sweetheart"

" Love you honey. Now kiss me!"

He chuckled and gave you one long beautiful kiss. That was suddenly stopped by Rosie smacking him in the chest.

"my mummy."

Eddie looked down. " Yes princess she's your mommy. But she is also my wife."

Rosie blew raspberries causing everyone to clap and laugh. Eddie kissed you and ignored Rosie hitting him again. He finally gave up after Rosie started to whine and he sat back down

" Oh sweet girl. Don't be mean to daddy. He's just showing mommy some love."

Rosie got to her feet and kissed Eddie on the cheek. He hugged her" Thank you princesses."

Everyone came congratulating and hugging you guys. Someone started playing music out in the living room and Robin brought in a box of pizza for you, Eddie and Rosie. Eddie stole kisses when Rosie was distracted.

" Don't you want to go out there and celebrate with everyone?" You asked not looking at him.

You wish you could. You wish you could dance with Rosie and with Eddie. You felt like you guys really couldn't enjoy the party away from everyone else.

Eddie noticed how sad you were and felt bad. " No. I have everyone I need right here."

You looked at him and gave him a small smile. " Honey. Could we have just one dance?"

He was worried for a minute but honestly what harm could one dance do. " Yes Mrs Munson. Just one though."

" Yeah?"

Eddie nodded with a small smile. " But there's this one song that I thought could maybe be our song. Let me put it on. It just came out."

You watched Eddie leave and you grabbed Rosie and got off the bed. You fixed your dress and pulled the ribbon out of your hair shaking it loose so that it fell on either side of your face. Rosie's bows were long gone by now. She never really liked having her hair up. Just like Eddie. You heard the song and had no clue what it was. But the vocals were familiar.

Eddie came back and finally saw you. All of you. In the most beautiful dress. He only saw the front of it but as you slow danced with Rosie you looked like an angel.

🎵

"I gotta tell you what I'm feeling inside.

I could lie to myself, but it's true.

There's no denying when I look in your eyes.

Girl, I'm out of my head over you

And I lived so long believing all love is blind.

But everything about you is telling me this time.

It's forever, this time I know

And there's no doubt in my mind

Forever, until my life is through

Girl, I'll be loving you forever"

🎵

He went and placed a hand on your lower back and took Rosie. She was getting too big for you to carry her right now. Your hand went around his waist and the other went to Rosie's back. You guys dance together as one little unit. You rested your head on his chest listening to the lyrics.

" Kiss. This is kiss."

Eddie smiled when you got it. " it's called Forever."

" I love it."

" Me too. It's our song sweetheart."

" Our song." You smiled rocking back and forth with your new family.

" Sweetheart, I'm so happy right now. I'm on cloud nine. I found the missing piece to my puzzle, my once in a lifetime, my best friend, the love of my life. We are gonna be together forever and ever. Right?"

You kissed his chest. " Yes Eddie. Forever and ever."

You were really tired. Though you didn't do much you were exhausted. After the song you and Eddie went to lay down. He held you and Rosie until you fell asleep.

"c'mon princess. Let's let mommy sleep." Eddie whispered.

He slid his arm from under you and picked up Rosie. He looked back at you and smiled.

" Sleep well Mrs. Munson."

He closed the door and walked out into the living room. Everyone was chatting and having a good time. He went to the radio and turned it down so that it wouldn't wake you.

He put Rosie down and walked outside to join his uncle and a few people from work.

Wayne clapped his back. "You got a good one there."

Eddie grinned. " The best.... Thank you for everything. I couldn't have pulled this off without you."

" Anything you need. Anything at all. I'm here for you son. For you and the new additions to our family."

They hugged each other. Eddie pulled back to wipe his tears of joy

" I'm married man." He laughed

" Yeah son. You are."

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@salenorona23 @browneyes528 @mrsjaderogers @b-irock

[proxylynn]

What is your opinion on those male power fantasy video games where the male MC gets multiple girls? Me as a women I really hate it but hey it’s fictional so who cares but I still wanna know your thoughts on it.

[Oh boy, as a tomboy gal I'm gonna have very interesting perspectives on this due to mainly going for guy games when growing up. That said, I'm not gonna let them slide when I see shit that isn't necessary, so even games I love are on the chopping block.

Now, I see nothing wrong with power fantasy-themed games. I love the Overlord and God of War series. Nothing quite feels as satisfying as just being this all-powerful force that dominates the world by being OP. But when they add this extra bit because they want to appease the "maidenless", then I get annoyed. God of War, the OG games, and Overlord are products of their time. Kratos fucking women in between slaying is a way to get bonus blood orbs doesn't make a lot of sense to me narratively speaking. He's on a revenge kick for being tricked into killing his wife and daughter, so why is this grief and rage-filled man stopping to get his sword wet with randoms? I don't think I'd be on a god murder quest for the sake of my fallen husband, spend countless hours killing monsters, swearing to commit to my cause, only to be sidetracked by finding a random bed with horny guys on it. I'm just gonna be "You guys have fun" and walk away. I'm on a revenge my love guest damn it! I am not fuking around. The new God of War did this so much better. All the power, the emotion, the trauma, and it's written with consistency that I'm ashamed when I first hear about it that I expected it to still have Kratos fuck around. Bad me.

Overlord is interesting in YOU are the bad guy, so naturally I fell in love with that instantly. Game one I think handled this best (there are like 5 games but I only know the first and second so that's my insight), in the first one you are rebuilding the Empire of Evil after the last overlord was killed. You have a mortality level, you can be an evil prick that causes so much damage that it's not canon to the sequel or a force of power that is a threat by your people like you more than the fallen heroes who have been terrorizing them. So far, sounds awesome. Then you find Rose and she becomes your mistress and, aside from how your minions act (Fuck you, Gnarl!), you treat her as an equal. Eventually, you find Rose's sister and you get to make a choice, the tower can't hold both of them, so do you stick with Rose or replace her with her vain sister Velvet... whoever you pick will then thank you with sex. Now why is this okay? Because it only happens once and isn't a main game mechanic. In Overlord 2 however...It's still not a game mechanic but now it's a reward for vain reasons. In game 2, you can now have up to 3 mistresses (the childhood friend/crush who's a badass that does like you, the vain rich hot noble bitch that only likes your money and power, and a fae goddess who hates you but gets corrupted and now is thirsty for your dick) and the game doesn't handle them or anything right, lots of sexists and fatphobic jokes but that's a rant for another day. To get the sex all you have to do is buy all the furniture for their rooms and getting all three unlocks a fourth scene as they group on you. (I should note the sex is offscreen like GoW and derpy, so why bother) This basically plays on something Gnarl says about female being simple and to keep them happy you just have to give them shiny things. (Again, fuck you, Gnarl!) This sucks as it was very incel before incel was a thing but, remember what I said about the Fae mistress? Her corruption is something we can't stop and it's US that does it, we drain her power to fuel our tower heart but doing so taints her with evil, and it's here we have a choice. We take only enough to fuel the heart or we take all her power and kill her as she becomes a banshee...either way, she loses who she is and just wants to fuck us. This is fucked up as her people are there and begging this to stop, for her to fight back and she's too pure to sink so low, and it's worse if you kill her because as a banshee she's tied eternally to the Overlord...she can't leave us even if she could. Why? Why does it have to be so fucking dark and insulting? They even represent this in the new morality system, no longer is it based on acts of Selfishness and Selflessness, now it's based on Domination and Destruction. You even learn a magic to force your will on others and if you use it too much on a target they die!

Things like this are so damn needless and I'm convinced it's just some devs tapping into their own fetishes when they do it. You can do power fantasies without pointless sex or dehumanizing actions. In fact, it's hypocritical that there is none for women players. If devs feel uncomfortable with such things happening for male characters, then they shouldn't do it for female characters. This is an age of all genders playing games. Grow some damn balls and either stop doing this pointless piss poor excuse you call "fan service" or be equal by doing this treatment to guys in games as well as gals. I have mounted this hill and I shall die on it, but I shan't die without making my point.]

[wigglepiggle]

Are there any fun facts about Magic Book your able to share?

edit from me after writing all of this: holy fuck ik you only asked for fun facts sorry the autism activated oopsy I hope this is even coherent

woooahh somebody asked about my GIRL!!!!

UHH YEAH I CAN I THINK 👍👍👍 I MAY HAVE SAID SOME OF THIS ALREADY BC I LOST TRACK ABOUT WHAT IVE SAID ABOUT HER AND WHAT FLINGS AROUND IN MY HEAD ALL THE TIME SORRY IF ITS KINDA OF VAUGUE IN SOME PLACES IM TRYING NOT TO SPOIL EVERYTHING BUT I HAVE THINGS OLANNED

oops this started as fun facts and then it was just book lore infodumo so I'm gonna paste the actual fun facts up here and just leave the rest under the cut because I spent a long time typing it and I don't wanna delete it have fun with that ig

she doesn't have siblings but she's really close to her cousin paper circle and they lived with each other since they were around 6 ish

no reason for them to not just be siblings instead in fact they used to be when magic book was first thought of (all the way back in like. 2019 holy shit) I made them cousins because I felt like it and also bc I've experienced this type of thing with my younger cousin and I now need to throw that on my ocs /silly

oh she's most likely gonna be queer not sure in what way yet but yeah 👍 was thinking aspec (she's already automatically ace along with every object in this universe I just remembered, but she can aro too possibly)

she likes try to draw but she's not very good at it so her artist bestie (shell) tries to help her draw

she writes sometimes and she just gives off the vibes of those ao3 notes where it's like "hey guys I'm sorry this chapter took so long and it's so short I was fighting a monster that jumped my friend and we almost died DDDD:"

the pages inside her do kind of explain the things she can do with her magic, but they're limited to what she currently knows so there's blanks everywhere

technically other objects could use that information somehow but she really doesn't like being opened so it's really hard for anyone to read her

oh yeah she has the potential to do a lot of things with magic but she doesn't know how to do it and doesn't really want to know she even draws on blanks sometimes bc she doesn't think they'll ever be filled. this was my way to not make her super op lmao

she hosts an object show which (aoste)is probably one of the worst things she could be doing for reasons I don't know if I should explain yet bc I do want to make that a thing eventually (the dilemma of wanting to spoil everything but also I can't do that grgrgrg)

this part of her was actually inspired by an artfight attack I got from scribbruh but basically I've decided that potions exist where she's from but she cannot comprehend how to make them she keeps trying though she'll get it eventually maybe that is the only magic she doesn't hate doing I don't have an explanation she just likes potions ig

she's from a different place dimension thing than the majority of objects in the show

there's a contestant in that show named origami that despises her and literally every bad thing it does to the other contestants(includes terrorizing them and also knocking one of them into a pool being used for a challenge, which since the object that got launched was electronic electrocuted everyone and they all died) or when they fuck up challenges on purpose are literally just to spite mb. I can't explain why yet but ori has it's reasons to hate mb

other than that another contestant that (spoliers) her contestants generally like her

and in there there's these monster object things that I don't really know how to explain how they exist yet I'm working on that but anyways they're kind of killing all of the normal objects in that place so the objects evolved to have magic to fight them off, but the monsters keep getting stronger and it's a huge problem

oh yeah back to the magic thing fuck it im just gonna explain it it's probably gonna just be blasted all at once if I were to actually make the show anyways which I probably won't bc I never have the ability to make anything ever andways she doesn't like using magic due to some things that happened when she was younger

basically she only exists because her family needed better defense for their village so they collaborated to create a bunch of really powerful objects to help, and then literally every single one failed at what they were created for and/or died or actually escaped in the case of mb and paper circle (her cousin). they literally did this years before too and they didn't learn from their mistakes smh

they trained her every day for one battle which she tried fighting in but she tried using magic that small children really shouldn't be using and she almost died but her aunt saved her and they came to the dimension where aoste takes place where the monster things don't live (or maybe some do. just maybe)

but now her most of her family hates her she knows

these are becoming less of fun facts and more like trauma oops/hj