#hey did you know that the jurgen leitner rant. exists. in fact theres a tag for rewrites of it probably so
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OLM!?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING OLM GOD DAMN FOOL ARCHITECTURE GORE MAKING GOD FAKING RAT OLD BASTARD GHOST OF AGOLITH BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING OLM
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT OLM I HATE THEM SO MUCH WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING UP SHIT WHY DO THEY DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SAY SOMETHING ELSE ARE THEY DEAD ARE THEY A BASTARD OLM HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS THING'S FACE AND I KNOW THEY HAVE THE WORLDS SHITTIEST GRIN GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into skyblock kingdoms and god said olms waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with olm saying one word in person on voice in sbk not only will i close the tab i will delete the video out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times where they are mentioned or alive
i don't even know why i hate them so much. they fuck around but i am just mad because i am angy
they better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if theyre just some shithead god whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham
BETTER have had the abyss make them a sealed ancient evil cuz if it didnt Im going to make it
paypal.com/IFuckingHateOlm
episodes not even about them. vaguely shown what is supposed to maybe be some architecture gore and i lose it
where the fuck is olm if theyre still alive im going to so deeply wish they werent
crusty old one
ill punch olm and their sad frail old god twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and they will disintegrate until all thats left is one final tombstone to be locked at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in neo galactic
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope theres a date given for when olm died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone
everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the god who constantly made up shit for fun to be evil
#anyway.#yt#txt#sbk#avidventures#orig#hey did you know that the jurgen leitner rant. exists. in fact theres a tag for rewrites of it probably so#jurgen leitner rant#edit i missed a phrase replacement lmao#edit 2: eff it. maintagged#avid adventures#skyblock kingdoms
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