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thefixer · 11 months

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... starter call , @0000218 // no longer accepting . location : a dive bar in chicago called the shady lady . head hangs backwards as she rolls it from one side to another . her body aches , it screams and it moans ( this body is haunted so beware ━━━ heed this cautionary advice . do not approach or do so with extra caution . ) her tapped finger's wrap around the beer bottle as she takes a long swig . draining the bottle half way at least before putting it back down . there she see's her face for the first time in ... what seemed like hours ... even days . a cut lip , and a bruise starting to swell below her cheekbone . yeah she was doing just great . it was because of her recent job that she needed to feel something other than her sore and painful body ( either that or nothing at all . ) the recent assignment was one that would definitely stick with her for a very long time ... if not for eternity , and even a minute or so in this pain was more than she desired to experience .

this place wasn't fancy , and in fact it's choice of decor was to line shelves with empty tequila bottles . well besides the shitty taste this place has , it wasn't even the worst part . " you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me , " the fixer mutter's quietly under her breath . glaring at a group of men that were hootin' n' hollerin' in the back of the bar . giving one waitress hell and the constant arguing over who gets to control the music . " hey pal , " she gestures to get the attention of the bartender for the moment . " two more seconds of their crap , and you're gonna have to send a fuckin' ambulance to come pick 'em up . "

#0000218 #* in chara ‚ thread ... // 0000218 .#hey! i hope this worksss

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chuuyrr · 3 years

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Heyy!!your scarlet witch baby fushiguro series is my favorite thing to read, I’ve re-read it all more than 5 times. Can I please request another baby fushiguro accidentally teleporting at The baby Fushiguro’s universe?…Then they decided to prank satoru that there’s two of them?

You can totally decline this:)

This is my first time requesting.I also don’t have any ideas how tumblr worksss osbsksns…I apologize about the mistakes.

"prepare for trouble & make it double" — scarlet witch! baby fushiguro! reader

jujutsu kaisen x reader

masterlist of the series

warning(s): mentions of multiverse & wanda maximoff/scarlet witch's powers, possible anime/manga spoilers for jjk, gojo says a cuss word

thank you so much for requesting and the feedback!! no worries dear anon, no need to apologize, it's all good :D also i am in awe ??? you read it more than 5 times 🥺 omg thank you!! this was a very cute request, i really liked it, enjoy reading anon <3

requests are open for a short time only :D

you were once again practicing your chaos magic behind your father's back. ever since you learned you could travel to different worlds with your wiggly-woos magic, you hadn't stopped trying. you would always cast the same spell over and over in hopes you could do it again. the traveling spell usually takes you an hour to accomplish because of your lack in experience and practice. red psionics engulfed you whole and the next thing you know you were inside your room again? you were utterly confused. did you just teleport yourself in and out of your room? how strange.

"huh, that's not supposed to happen." you uttered to yourself as you stared at your open palms.

everything seemed to be the same. from your bedsheets, stuffed animals and drawings on the walls, but that was until you found yourself looking at yourself.. wait—what?

your eyes widened at the other you in your room. "oh my god."

"you're me!" the two of you cried out in unison, pointing at each other with your index fingers like that one spiderman meme.

"i was in my room when red thingies took me. was that your jujutsu?" you other self asked with wonderstruck eyes. "your jujutsu is as strong as daddy!"

"it's not cursed energy." you fumbled with your fingers. your other self watched your fingertips glowed red. "it's magic! my daddy calls it wiggly-woos magic."

"wiggly-woos magic? that so cool!" your other self giggled fondly.

you asked, dissipating the red glow of your fingertips. "what about you? do you have wiggly-woos magic too?"

your other self claimed, smiling at you. "nope, but i can get through daddy's infinity and enter kuna-nii's domain."

"you really are me. i can do that too, but with my wiggly-woos magic!" you answered in response.

despite your differences, both of you fushiguros had the ability to outmatch the strongest jujutsu sorcerer and king of curses, whether it was from having to be the scarlet witch or just from being a naturally gifted child with exceptional cursed energy and techniques. not only were you two that powerful, both of you were mischievous as ever.

"hey, wanna do a prank with me?" you asked, a devious smiling gracing your lips.

it didn't take long for your other self to mirror the mischievous look you held. "of course, what do you wanna do?"

"let's go mess with my daddy since there's two of us. it will be fun!" you giggled, unable to control your excitement.

you other self nodded before high-fiving you. "let's do it!"

the two of you headed downstairs to find gojo in the living room, watching some television while sipping on some soda. you ran towards your dad, giggling, jumping onto his lap to surprise him.

"hello, kikufuku." gojo grinned at you, pulling you to his chest to pepper your face with kisses. "what's gotten you all giggly, huh?"

"nothing!"

with that, you climbed down from his lap and sat beside him, swinging your legs cheerily as gojo draped an arm on the back of the sofa, smiling at you before returning his attention towards the show he was watching. once he was distracted, you left his side and watched your other self run around the sofa to approach gojo.

"hi, daddy!" you watched your other self pounce onto his lap as you quietly giggled and muffled your mouth with the back of your hand. "what are you doing?"

gojo looked at your other self, whom he believed was you, in confusion. but weren't you just right beside him? holding the other fushiguro, he turned to where you had previously sat only to find you gone. his eyes widened.

"what's wrong?" as your other self asked gojo, you hid by the stairs and watched the priceless expression on gojo's face.

"you were just sitting right beside me." gojo blinked profusely.

"what are you talking about? i just got here." your other fushiguro looked at gojo, innocently tipping her head to the side.

"this soda doesn't have alcohol, does it?" gojo immediately reached for the soda can he left at the coffee table to inspect its content. he then rubbed his temples, thinking about what had just happened.

the house wasn't haunted, was it? (yeah, there totally wasn't a guy with a man-bun watching you and your kid gojo)

"are you okay, daddy?" your other self asked, pretending to be confused.

gojo swallowed thickly, "i think i'm seeing things, baby.. i just saw you."

when gojo thought he was just exhausted, you and your other self just pulled off the second and last phase of your prank. the other fushiguro asked to be tucked in bed, which confused gojo because it wasn't evening, but how could he resist his precious little kikufuku?

you immediately ran back upstairs and hid underneath your bed. once your other self settled on the bed to get tucked in bed, that's when the shit went down.

you heard your other self ask gojo. "daddy? i can't find pikachu. can you check under my bed?"

"sure thing, baby." gojo told your other self before kneeling down to check under the bed for the yellow mouse creature you loved so much.

as soon as his gaze fell underneath the bed, his heart stopped beating when he met yours. gojo threw himself backwards, watching you crawl towards him like sadako from the movie, the grudge.

"OH SHIT!"

"daddy! help me there's a ghost that's copying me." you pretended to cry out to him in a scared manner, running to cling onto his pant leg after crawling from the bed.

your other self cried out a small "boo!" and watched the strongest jujutsu sorcerer violently flinch and look at your other self with so much fear in his crystalline blue eyes. gojo had seen curses before, but he had never seen a ghost in his entire life. let alone a doppelganger of his precious child. this house was really haunted.

once the two of you had gotten the reaction you wanted, you and the other fushiguro ended up bursting into laughter at the priceless reaction of gojo satoru. who knew the strongest jujutsu sorcerer was scared of ghosts?

you had to convince him that your other self wasn't a ghost though and explain that you had accidently brought your other baby self here, gojo almost activated his technique 💀

ghost! geto laughing his ass off in the background

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bitchiha · 4 years

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Upcoming Works

!For the month of JULY!

A/N: Shawties, I am not promising that I will finish all of these requests by the end of the month. I am simply showing you how fucking garbage my work ethic is! And theres no way I can pull through all these in that time. Requests are simply requests, if I don't want to write them I am not going to force myself too! Also, some of these are some self indulgent works I have been personally wanting to write. And YES I have 7 current works <3 I don't know why I did that to myself but I did. I only did up to 30 of my requests 4 this

1) CURRENT WORK / IMAGINE / YAMATO

Request: NSFW! for a friend! Also for myself bc I’m self indulgent.. Yamato + reader + empty hokage office, do the math luvs <3

2) CURRENT WORK / IMAGINE / KAKASHI

Request: hii can you write some detailed nsfw headcanons for kakashi or just write a smut fic i love your writings so i wanted to ask if u could do it or not!

3) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / SHIKA, SASUKE, TOBIRAMA

Request: Can I request some filthy nsfw hc’s for Tobirama , Shikamaru and Sasuke makeup sex w s/o after a pretty heated argument? Ofc if you feel comfortable writing for them! Thank u, ily 🥺

4) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / YAMATO

Request: Hiya! You’ve got me lovin’ that Yamato so could I ask for Yamato with a S/O who is the epitome of an angry lil midget (like 5’3 and under)? S/O’s also got that life-of-the party personality which totally clashes with Yamato’s gentle and sweet, would be interesting to see how that goes!

5) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / TSUNADE

Request: I hope it’s ok I’m requesting Tsunade. Hcs of her having a daughter figure in one of her students. Like a few years younger than Shizune but she is qualified as a kunoichi and exceptional in what she is doing. I would really wanna know how she would act with her etc.

6) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / NEJI, KIBA, SHIKA

Request: heyyy!!! can i get a neji, kiba, shikamaru headcanon where they’re jealous over their s/o??? — anon 🧊

7) CURRENT WORK / HEADCANONS / RAIDOU

Request: I loved your headcanon about Genma Ibiki and Omoi! Would you mind doing the same with Raidou? Finding some content abt him is so rare 😩

8) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI

Request: hiii! please can you do nsfw hc for neji?❤️

9) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI, RAIKAGE, DARUI

Request: Can you do oblivious reader headcanons for Neji and Raikage Darui please?!

10) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHINO

Request: Hey, so after reading my matchup again, I got an idea for a head-canon. I'm not sure if this has already been asked, but headcanons with Shino that has a S/O who has a fear of bugs, but doesn't want that to ruin their relationship with Shino and tries to work on it ( side note: gotta love that auto correct changes Shino to Rhino).

11) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI

Request: Teehee, could you do a headcanon in how Kakashi would react if he was out at a bar with his friend he’s crushing on and he let something close to “I love you” slip out in front of her (bonus points if she ends up feeling the same?) Omg it would mean the world ❤️

12) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI

Request: Can we have more Kakashi love Super PLEASE? how about a s/o who is motherly towards team 7 - especially Naruto, & loves taking care of Kakashi. 👀

13) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TEAM 7

Request: Can I request some Boruto team 7 headcanons? How they confess to their fem crush? Or other way how they would react to a love confession from their crush *^*

14) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHISUI

Request: 🌻Hi! Some shisui headcanons with S/O coming from different culture? I know that their villages have same/very similar cultures so how would he react to S/O from like another😅 im sorry english is not my native language

15) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SASUKE, KIBA

Request: jealous sasuke or kiba 👉🏾👈🏾?? maybe please

16) PENDING / IMAGINE / KIBA

Request: Hello! I love your blog. You're amazing. Can I request some Kiba fluff where he proposes to his S/O with Akamaru's help? I think that would be super cute. Thank you!

17) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KIBA, SHIKAMARU

Request: Hi lovely! Can I please request some headcanons for Kiba and Shikamaru's reactions to finding out their S/O is pregnant with twins? Thanks a lot :)

18) PENDING / HEADCANONS / SHIKAMARU

Request: Wait, can I request Shikamaru meeting his s/o’s ex too please? Wlfklskajdkskamdnemks

19) PENDING / HEADCANONS / MADARA

Request: Hi! I love your writing! Could I ask hcs of Madara with a s/o, please? Like under what circumstances would he get one? What'd attract him and make him go for it? And how would he behave around his s/o?

20) PENDING / IMAGINE / SHISUI

Request: Lizzie 😭❤ may I request headcanons for Shisui where the fem reader is a new ANBU member and is really strong but is underestimated by her male team mates (except Shisui) so he hears her crying in the evening in her room and comforts her by making her compliments and they start kissing and making out? 😊

21) PENDING / HEADCANONS / (N/A)

Request: ummm i just read ur last ask andddd are there any other characters you’d wanna write for that situation? 👀 (S/O walking in on character masturbating)

22) PENDING / HEADCANONS / NEJI, HIDAN, KISSAME, KAKASHI

Request: hi can i request some smutty smutty hcs about fem s/o waking neji, hidan, and kisame up in the middle of the night w a bj? 👀 throw in a bonus kakashi if u feeling extra generous 🙏🏼✨

23) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TENTEN (THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING HER BTW <3)

Request: it says ur requests are open, if not i’m sorry for bothering you :( but can we have tenten relationship headcanons, u could do nsfw only if u want to!

24) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI, YAMATO, IRUKA

Request: Same anon from a similar ask, what if it was flipped, how would kakashi, yamato, and iruka react if they walked in on their s/o masturbating? 👉👈

25) PENDING / HEADCANONS / TOBIRAMA

Request: I love your worksss 🥺💕💕 so I’m new in the tobirama club so can i request sfw and nsfw headcanons of him?? 🥰✌🏻

26) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KISAME, HIDAN, DEIDARA, ITACHI

Request: May I request a hc for Kisame, Hidan, Deidara, and/or Itachi (separately) with an s/o who's a total mom-friend in general, but becomes a merciless killer in battle. Just 0-100 real quick-

27) PENDING / IMAGINE / KAKASHI

Request: Hello! ❤️ I was wondering if You could write a small scenario or headcanon (which ever is easiest on you) of how Kakashi would react if Jiraiya and Gai brought him to a strip club for the first time? (It’s something that’s been in my mind for a hot minute)

28) PENDING / HEADCANONS / KAKASHI OR SHIKAMARU

Request: Hi could you maybe possibly do a headcannon for Kakashi or Shikamaru with them and their s/o being cuddly/just laying in bed together? 👉👈 ty ilysm

29) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / GAI OR ROCK LEE

Request: Pls- just something Might Guy/Rock Lee related... they practically carried the show and for that, they need more love

30) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / SASORI

Request: Love your writing, would love if you wrote something for Sasori one day

31) PENDING / HEADCANONS / GAI OR LEE

Request: Gai/Lee anon here! SFW and NSFW pls :3

32) PENDING / IMAGINE / KAKASHI

Request: Scenario where reader is having a wet dream while cuddling with Kakashi and starts mumbling lewd things in their sleep and Kakashi wakes them up and it leads to sexy times 👉👈 ik that's hyper specific srry 💜

33) PENDING / NOT SPECIFIED / KAKASHI

Request: what would kakashi do if his s/o teased him so bad 👀

#lizzie the rat #naruto #naruto imagines #finally got something done

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beeeeeeecause · 5 years

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Hiiii I could I request for beej x s/o where he forgets a special date with his boo (eheh) and she gets really sad bc it's not the first time people have forgotten important dates with them?? Pllss and love your worksss

•big yikes

•this would be a v bad situation

•assuming y’all have been together for a long time and you’ve gotten to the point where you can open up about how you’ve struggled with being forgotten in the past, he would feel so mega guilty

•he’d be on call, doin his job, bio exorcist stuff, and run into an old friend of his

•cue the “hey, how’ve you been the last 100 years”

•gets caught up in talking about ‘the good old days’

•doesn’t even look at the time

•meanwhile, you’re at home looking cute as hell waiting for him to get back from work

•you’ve got a neatly wrapped anniversary gift sitting on the counter and you’re getting increasingly impatient

•2 hours later you’re blowing out the candles and packing up the food and being just very sad altogether

•listening to Adele and angry crying on your couch is the new plan

•anyway, back to Beetlejuice

•he gets to the point in his conversation when he gets to brag about you (which is his favorite part)

• ((((“yeah my s/o is LIVING and HOT AS FUCK and they LIKE ME”))))

•then it dawns on him

•literally just says “Oh shit”

•panic mode activated

•drops everything, gives an extremely weak excuse, and get the hell out of there

•arrives home to a dark house and doesn’t see you anywhere

• “...babes?”

•he can hear ‘someone like you’ blaring from the upstairs bedroom and he knows he fucked up

•reluctantly heads up the stairs, with a bouquet of wilting flowers in his hand

• “well, look who decided to show up”

•ohfuckohgeezohgod

• “Baby listen, I’m so fucking sorry, i just—i lost track of time, it’s my fault, i was being stupid—there was this old friend—it doesn’t matter, just, please don’t be mad I love you so much I’m so sorry.”

• ........fatass silence

•he’s literally about to pee himself he’s so anxious

• “It’s fine.”

• (it’s not fine)

•you don’t bother looking at him and mumble “it’s not the first time.”

• “don’t do that babes, I fucked up, it’s my fault, I’m sorry.”

•you don’t look up, and wave him off with a quiet “whatever.”

• “cmon, baby, look at me”

•you don’t—and his heart literally hurts

•he’s v desperate

•He drops the flowers on the bedside table, as well as stripping off his jacket and climbs into bed next to you

•He touches your shoulder and you finally roll over

•the tear tracks on your cheeks are visible and it’s physically impossible for him to feel anymore guilty

• He brushes hair out of your face and cradles your cheek way too softly and very unlike him

• “You know you mean the world to me, right babes?“

• give him the ‘sounds fake but ok’ face

• “then why’d you forget?”

•he starts,,,,,,,,, laughing ???

•,,,,,,huh?????

• you (not so) softly punch him

• “Whats so funny?”

• “Well, i was so late because i was talkin’ about you”

• h u h ?

• “Saw an old buddy of mine today on the job, talked his ear off about what a badass you are”

• another thiccie silence

• “Beej you’re so fucking dumb.”

• “yeah, i know, but I’m here now! And I’m not gonna forget anything ever again, i swear!”

•cue ur heart melting at the thought of your ghost boyfriend rambling about how much he loves you to the point where it makes him late

•you kiss his stupid face

• “you’re not off the hook yet, you’ve gotta make this up to me.”

•his smile is v big

• “already on it.”

• he’s not inconsiderate, he’s just really stupid sometimes, but he’s baby and he loves you

• y’all cute

[same day delivery lmfao, i hope this is ok ]

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