#heueueueeue embarassed kappa is funni

[ask-impatient-samurott]

[Kappa]

“Gwuh-”

Kappa coughed loudly while Morelet smiled deviously at her.

[Morelet]

“They seemed super interested in you. Like, I bet they thought you were smokin’- that’s how hard they were staring at you.”

[Marigold]

“What are we talking about?”

[Morelet]

“Somebody was giving Kappa ‘the eyes’ from across the restaurant. Kappa looked over at them too, so maybe-”

Kappa grabbed Morelet’s wrists and began shaking him. Nema, just now noticing the commotion, looked up and tried to speak through her garlic bread.

[Nema]

“Gwumfuh?”

Marigold shook her head, annoyed.

[Marigold]

“Good lord, Kappa. You can’t handle a little bit of eye contact.”

[Nema]

“Who were they? Wha’d they look like? Were they your type? I know you like chubby girls-”

[Kappa]

“Shut the fuck up!”

Kappa shreiked, embarassed. Everyone else at the table howled with laughter, making Kappa blush harder.

“Are we all done eating? We’re done right? Then lets leave!” Kappa’s voice cracked as she leapt out of her booth seat and sped out of the front doors of the Obsidian Onyx.

[Morelet]

“Wait, Kappa! We haven’t paid yet!”

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