#hetalia kutrigur

[lactodebillus-bulgaricus]

bulgar, introducing himself: I'm bulgar, my name means mixed

kutrigur, his older brother, interrupting him: we all are mixed u dumbass we have the same parents ur name means troublemaker or rebel

[lactodebillus-bulgaricus]

kutrigur (bulgar's older brother) and young bulgar are arguing.

kutrigur: if u don't stop talking about yogurt to people, u'll never have friends!

bulgar: well so be it then! I don't need friends if I gotta pretend to be someone I'm not for them to be my friends! I'm gonna have real friends who accept me for who I am!

kutrigur: dont u get it! we're supposed to have friends! friends are useful! they're our allies! u can't always beat everyone up! one day, there will be someone stronger than u and u won't have anyone to support you in fighting them! but u've never thought about this! ur just a spoiled kid, u were dad's favourite kid and now it shows!

bulgar: SHUT THE FK UP KUTRIGUR *punches kutrigur in the solar plexus and flees before kutrigur, now stumbling and gasping for air, can retaliate*

later

young bulgar meets young avar for the 1st time ever and they start talking

bulgar: I like yogurt : ) IT'S THE BEST

avar: YOGURT IS THE GREATEST THING EVER YOGURT IS THE SUPREME FOOD THE KHAGAN OF FOOD THE DIVINE GIFT OF TENGRI WHEN I EAT YOGURT I MAKE SURE TO EAT IT ALL AND NOT LEAVE ANY OR NOT LET ANY DROP