#hes the fucken mascot

[blipblorpsnork]

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[jils-things]

ok but like, I feel like saying this but. just because i said I don't like orph.eus doesnt mean i get uncomfy seeing him (i mean obviously not, since i even drew him!) his lore is actually really interesting on his own, with his own background and connections with characters that concern him (like alice for an example) i just get super puffy and grkgkrkf when its related to ashes of memory and by extension - Mr Candleman LMAO (aka the manor game they participate in 😩😩)

[jewishbarbies]

You know when I hear Swifties talk about Joe Alwyn vs Travis Kelcie it makes me rub my temples in frustration. They claim that Kelcie is better than Joe because he makes his relationship with Taylor known. But that doesn’t always equate to a person being a better person. Did they forget about the try guys and how much Nick talked highly about his wife before it was found out he cheated on her with one of his coworkers? So just because Joe didn’t talk about Taylor and didn’t praise her every chance he got doesn’t mean he was a bad boyfriend. He was with Taylor for 6 and a half years, obviously he was doing something right if Taylor stayed with him that long and made multiple love songs about him. And he was there for her when no one else was, he also has not once talked shit about Taylor ever since they broke up unlike some people who used to be with her, so out of all her exes, Joe seems the most mature especially when it comes to how he dealt with the breakup vs how Taylor dealt with it by releasing “you’re losing me” and seeming angry every time she sings a song about him. He was a great boyfriend and he was there for Taylor I don’t get why Swifties hate him so much when his greatest crime to them was the fact that he didn’t want to marry Taylor and that he didn’t talk about her 24/7. Hell, I don’t hear from Joe Alwyn on a lot of things, he seems like a private person who likes to keep to himself so i don’t get the hate. He deserves better than how people are treating him especially when it comes to the classism they’ve been throwing his way.

ALL OF THIS

like joe was so good for taylor that she wrote songs like Lover and Daylight, yet I’m supposed to think this fucken tRaVis guy is inherently better? just because he’s publicly dating her? if I’m a celeb with immense power, wealth, privilege, and influence, and some guy starts dating me who’s dramatically less of those things and he starts all but bragging that he’s dating me…I’m going to think it’s to better his image. like he’s dating me for the bonus my celeb status gives him. not that he’s an intrinsically better man than the ex I dated for over 6 years. Joe got nearly (2) whole albums of nothing but love songs, and some of the rest were songs about personal growth. this fucker is on an nfl football team with an indigenous caricature for a mascot. they are not remotely the same.

[twochickenfagitas]

art chnallege

15 MINUTES

15 POKÉMON FROM MEMORY

L M A O I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE CREATURES IN MY HYPER FIXATION LOOK LIKE??

anyways i wanted to doodle really quick but I didn't want to do pixel art so i just decided to nyoom

Notes and apx. times

Riolu - 30 Seconds (I have drawn that blue bastard so much that his shape is very ez to me)

Unown - 5 Seconds (This was actually my last one pokémon, I ran out of time and knew this ho was just a line)

Abra - 1 Minute, 30 Seconds (I also drew himb a lot but I had to redo his legs because i made them fucken massive)

Budew - 2 Minutes??? (I knew he was like wrapped and stuff but I totally forgot his physics lmao)

Traumatized Magnemite - 20 Seconds (ez ass pokémon to draw)

Eevee - 2 Minutes (for one of their mascots i do not find this one easy to draw at ALL. Extra time spent to make the body shorter and more stumpy)

Weedle - 1 Minute, 30 Seconds (I redid the amount of segments wayy too many times for no reason)

Big Oddish - 20 Seconds (another ez)

Snorunt - 30 Seconds (Um... thought he looked empty... didn't change anything)

Elekid - 3 MINUTES (I DON'T KNOW ELEKID THAT WELL ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW WHY I DREW HIM I DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM BUT MY THOUGHT PROCESS WAS 'hes a plug ez pz' AND HES WHY I ALMOST RAN OUT OF TIME HE WAS ONLY MY 11TH POKEMON)

Litwick - 1 Minute, 20 Seconds (Had to redo the emo swoop because i remembered it halfway)

Woobat - 1 Minute (Gave up on the wings, I was in a rush... Also I know now that it's Swoobat with the tail...)

Diglett - 5 Seconds (bruh)

Rowlet - 45 Seconds (I thought he was greener. He is not. Just the bowtie.)

Gentleman Swalot - 1 Minute (Don't like this one either but I remember he's just a spaghetti monster... Also thought he looked bald (til i remembered Gulpin had the feather? thing) so i gave him a hat)

comes out to 15 and some change but uhh round down fo me tootz.

[spearxwind]

I forgot their name but I wanna see you go fucken bananas over that big beefy leviathan boi that ate that endangered species the other day. And also I haven't seen Cielo in ages are they still around? Also your icon I don't think I've ever heard much about them! Just go ham about any of em feed us their stories plEASE

YES!!! I will absolutely go stupid go crazy about him, he’s super fun to write :D I got a few prompts for him so I will definitely write him more

I actually just posted a thing with him as a leviathan in it here if youd like to see!!

As for cielo, yeah I pretty much cycled her out x) I don’t really vibe with her as a fursona anymore and I haven’t for a long time. I have an actual sona that’s very dear to my heart, had her for three years now, but I havent shared her online yet properly and i may never do it but we’ll see hah. For now though when it comes to cielo, i might bring her back in some way but not anytime soon i think

Also, my icon is C, from my comic extinction!! :] its her dragon form. She’s been my icon for a good long while, (like 6 years??) but recently ive been thinking about redrawing this with my aforementioned sona and try and make that my new mascot at least :]

[roll-da-credits]

HC: Sorcerers W/ Citizen S/O

Characters: Gojo, Nanami, Geto

A/n: how the fuck have I not written for Gojo yet 👁️👄👁️ I literally simp for this man so hard... WELP this was long overdue

🖤❤️🖤

Gojo Satoru

Sugar daddy material LMFAO, I'm serious though, if you can get this man into a committed relationship??? Damn you must mean a lot to him

Because of this he sometimes thinks of breaking up with you. Not because he doesn't love you, but because he loves you too much.

He knows his job is dangerous, incredibly so in fact, so he's constantly scared of your safety.

This is probably another reason why the two of you would have to stay in a secret relationship for quite a while before Gojo is fully confident that he can protect you anywhere and any time from anyone and everyone at the same exact time

Anyways, back to the sugar daddy lmao, he's away a lot, right? So, one way he shows that he missed you a lot and he still loves you is by buying you gifts

From something cheap and funny like a bag of chips where the mascot looks like you, or something expensive like a jeweled necklace he thought matched your eyes

When it comes to his work though, he keeps you in the dark for the specifics, cause it does get gruesome and terrifying so he tries to just tell you what happened without giving details

He's also very protective over you, if you've met Yuji, Nobara, Megumi, or any of his students, even though he trusts them, he will always be somewhere where he can see you whenever you hang around other sorcerers

All and all, he's protective and spoils you rotten

Nanami Kento

Now this man, he's actually glad you're a normal person, he doesn't like mixing work with life

So the fact that he found someone he loved outside of his dangerous work, he's ecstatic about it, even if he doesn't show it

Because he's not an incredibly large target for curses like Gojo is, he's not scared of you getting hurt for being involved with him, he actually would've been more scared for your safety if you were a sorcerer

Not to mention he loves the fact that when he comes home you're almost always home before him, so he gets to relax his sore muscles by hugging you tightly

Just like Gojo though, he barely tells you anything about his work, and you have to respect that. Because not only does he not want to terrify you with the things he needs to do, he also doesn't want to involve you in his work at all

Even knowing crucial information about curses could land you as a target, so he chooses not to, even if you would sometimes beg him to tell you more about his interesting job

Also, we all know Nanami is also rich (maybe not as rich as Gojo but still FUCKEN RICH), so you're also getting spoiled when you're with him

Not as much as Gojo would, cause he low key impulse buys anything he thinks is interesting, yet Nanami buys you meaningful gifts

Something that holds sentimental value, something you could always look at and be reminded of him whenever his missions take him far away for a long time

Suguru Geto

RIGHT SO LMFAO I FORGOT HOW HE ACTED LIKE AND THIS IS ME REALIZING THAT THERE WOULD ALMOST BE NO WAY HE'D LIKE SOMEONE HE CONSIDERED A MONKEY AKA A NON-CURSE USER SO LET'S JUST SAY YOU HERE CAN USE CURSES BUT CHOOSE NOT TO USE IT YES? OK, LET'S CONTINUE (manga spoilers ish idk???)

(also yes I edited this pic to not include his head stitching, why? Cause he looks adorable here but I don't want to be reminded of those fucking stitches thank you very much)

For the sake of plot, let's say Geto met you when he was still a student and actually has his priorities straight aka before the Riko Amanai incident

He was fascinated by how strong you were and yet you still chose to be a normal citizen

Though this fascination didn't last long and slowly got exchanged with romantic feelings

As his s/o you'd definitely need to have the same ideals as he does, which is a world where sorcerers ruled and non-sorcerers / non-curse users were either dead or below him

He would though go to extreme lengths to protect you and the things you care about (as long as the thing you cared about was not a normal person)

He would treat you like royalty basically, spoiling you with attention and affection, and help you get stronger if you wanted to

Unlike Gojo or Nanami, he'd love for you to be a part of his vision for the future, or when he was still a student, he'd love for you to know the in's and out's of Jujutsu High

Overall, he'd be an amazing lover, as long as you share his ideals and you're a curse user

[kimkat69]

This is a call out post for Vlad Plasmius aka FUCKEN FURRY PLAGIARIZER! He be out there being a cheap knock off to a prestigious university mascot!

PROOF!!!

The absolute audacity of this mad man! Be more original Plasmius! The badger looks 10xs better than you!

[marxisthozier]

2, 7, 16, 30, 30, 40!

2. build a starting lineup

a. based on looks: svech, landy, my wife brianna decker, my gf renata fast, pernell karl

b. (already answered)

c. of players under 6ft tall: johnny hockey, aho, jskinner, sam girard, tboobs

d. with players of different nationalities: aho, nicke, ovi, JOOOOHN CARLSON, parayko just so i don’t stick with the same damn teams lmao

7. why is your favourite player your favourite player?

when i first started watching hockey john carlson was immediately my fave bc he was one of the few americans on the caps and even tho i have somewhat abandoned them for the canes (tfw you live in 2 states) he’s still the love of my life and his was the first jersey i ever got (it was the winter classic one from 2015 and i cried when i got it)

16. which team has the worst mascot?

chicago

30. what’s your favourite hockey tradition?

throwing hats on the ice for hat tricks. i hope some teams wash em and donate em. and the MINNESOTA WILD PENALTY BOX FUCKEN STROBE LIGHT??

40. give me an unpopular opinion about hockey in general

t/yler s/eguin is not attractive in any way

send me a hockey ask!

[tumblunni]

More thoughts and stuff from this weird old dream I had the other day

* I’VE GOT REALLY ATTATCHED TO THE VIRUS HIVEMIND HOLY SHIT Like noooo this poor innocent friend that doesn’t understand it’s the villain I was just imagining its like “hey lets send an envoy of peace to the humans” and being so genuinely offended when they start shooting but... isn’t a horde of viral supermonsters the greatest fruit basket of all? :(

* Also like... Human assistant girl: We must destroy this wretched humanity Virus mind: That means hug them, right?

* Actually ended up thinking a lot about the design of the ‘hugging monster for hugging’! I’m thinking it has big spooky hand-wings and also hands for legs and maybe a hand tail similar to Yvetal? And either it has no head or maybe its like one of those fluffy birdy final fantasy dragons. Also a jewel on its head because Why Not.

like here’s my terrible 15 seconds scribble but i’m thinking maybe the body smaller and the wings super big so it can like.. deliver three power levels of hug hugs all the humans in its massive wings and its slightly less massive arms and then just rolls one last one up in a burrito hug on its tail

* Virus Mind: WHY DOES NO-ONE LOVE MY BEAUTIFUL MASCOT CHARACTER T_T alas they end up being melee attack units instead of making all the humans totally switch sides just at the sight of their cuteness

* it would totally just be like a super cute shoujo sparkles game of love and positivity and weird dark comedy laugh at poor virus mind thinking up silly strategies to make the humans love them, don’t pay attention to the fact you’re destroying 99% of civilization in every level Virus Mind: *puts tiny hats on the human assimilation army*

post is getting a bit long whoops

* I was also considering maybe this might even work better in an olden times jrpg setting? like, I was only thinking modern times cos thats your standard zombie game setting. or maybe future sci fi cos it could be an alien hivemind instead, but i just DO NOT LIKE sci fi so i wouldn’t be very good at writing that. But it could be like jrpg style and just like ‘the mysterious miasma that brings monsters’ and honestly there would be less Genre Rules if we’re defying tradition and mashing two genres together. And I wouldn’t be limited to what sorts of monsters I could design, which is the most important part! Also I wouldn’t really have to make it all super gross and gory and such. cos like.. i know the whole point is the subversion of the Doom Virus Of Zombies And Stuff being actually a good guy, and probably it’d be a bigger contrast if it was 100% stereotypical zombies, but also like.. i just don’t want to do it. It would be less playable by less people, and it’d be stressful to make too if i was designing characters that actually scare me. And when the whole point is that theyre NOT scary, then making them actually look it would probably just make the experience uncomfortable for everyone. But also of course like.. if they weren’t remotely MONSTERY or like SCARY IN-UNIVERSE then it also wouldnt work?? or not necessarily even scary but just like Cliche Dark Overlordy so the contrast exists. I DUNNO LOL I just know that its a hell of a lot more fun to design a whole lineup of fantasy monsters than just a bunch of gory crud. Also honestly wouldnt it be more terrifying to turn into a dragon or something instead of being exactly the same and just rotting slightly? THESE THINGS ARE SO DISSIMILAR IT IS FAR MORE SPOOKY, MY GUY also far more badass man i love dragons

* Also! a jrpg setting is just way less equipped to handle a ‘zombie phenomenon’. All the cliches would just totally not be there, they’d have to think up more creative and interesting solutions. And they also wouldnt have any perspective of seeing a bunch of movies about this, lol! And like.. wouldn’t it be interesting to think about a jrpg world where monsters have like.. a reason for being there? Theyre not a natural thing? And we’re seeing the genesis of when they first appeared in this world? Just imagine being a regular olden times peasant who’s never even seen a giraffe, and you just turn a corner and half your village is being destroyed by The First Dragon Ever And then this mysterious disembodied conciousness virus hivemind comes along and turns all the dead guys into more dragons and just What The Hap Is Fuckening, I Just Wanted To Churn Some Butter Today

* i dunno. I’m just trying to think about what should actually be changed to turn this from a weird dream into a real thing.

* Also like!! More creative ideas for the visuals! of how on earth it works! I was thinking maybe either The Mysterious Dark Fog or like The Black Snow or something? Some sort of ominous sign of reality being subtly wrong that foreshadows the impending approach of the monsters. And then the landscape itself is consumed and converted too, and its like ‘oh god do i try and venture into this twisted alien land to try and rescue my friend who got dragged off by that beast, or are they already dead?’ And then you see like a twisted corrupted reverse world of this town you’ve always known, where even the laws of physics don’t obey anymore. And its like... risking your own sanity with every second you run through this hellscape, and there’s the evil whispers from behind the trees that it would be so much easier to just give up and join the collective. Man, okay, that does actually sound like a good dark horror story, maybe it would be wasted on this premise lol? Maybe could have alternating chapters where you play as the virus and you play as the humans fleeing it? I DUNNO LOL

* I also had a vague idea for how it would work with there being poor sympathetic characters on the human side that you inevitably have to assimilate into the hivemind. I was thinking maybe they could also act like lesser ‘general’ units, like the one little girl assistant character but not quite as powerful. They wouldn’t retain as much sentience as she has, but they’d become particularly powerful monsters that could be super useful to the army. And maybe you could have sidequests to untangle their memories and resolve their last regrets? Like, get sympathetic and super depressed about these characters hours after you killed them. poor virus hivemind! it was all just a tragic misunderstanding!

* One idea I was thinking of was a duo of rival soldier guys, who I guess would be like.. warriors or town guards if this is gonna be olden times instead? Basically just generic early enemies in the first town. They’d be comic relief team rocket type guys, and hilariously inequipped to deal with the problem. And they’d kinda be jerks so you don’t feel bad for assimilating them. Not really bad guys or anything, just bad bosses who’re more obsessed with one-upping each other and getting fame and fortune than actually addressing the threat in front of them. They wouldnt believe any of the rumours about monsters until it’s too late, so its pretty much entirely their fault that the town gets so easily defeated by you. And I’m thinking maybe have them be a classic ‘grumpy and cheerful, serious and laid-back’ duo or something. though they both are equally as egotistical and competitive!

* So yeah you’d defeat them super early on in a tutorialy level, and then they’d become some of your most reliable army units for the rest of the game. I’m thinking they might actually be the ‘hug dragon’ type? And I was thinking of maybe the upgraded general version having more normal feathery wings, and these two would be colour coded. Purple and green rather than the more cliche red and blue, lol. And then like HOOOOOOOURS later you’d actually get some more backstory on these two and find out they weren’t really all that bad, and they never really hated each other. In fact they had a mutal crush that had gone unconfessed before they died, and that’s their last regret you need to fullfill to erase the last of their humanity :( Demon dragon things doing a little nose kiss :) But it symbolizes sadness :( And then maybe its possible to let one of them get away during the tutorial mission, but its impossible to spare both. And if one of them is left alive, he becomes a recurring enemy across the rest of the game and gradually develops from comic relief into a genuine threat because he’s gone mad from grief. And then in the final battle you could get an instant kill on him if you fight him with the monster that was once his friend. He just falls down crying and lets himself be taken so that he can see him again. THIS WAS WHAT I DREAMED ABOUT LAST NIGHT I KNOW I OFTEN ASK FOR SEQUELS TO MY DREAMS BUT THAT ONE WAS REALLY UNFAIR YO

* Tho I was also thinking that maybe in a golden ending you’d be able to restore the humanity of everyone you’d ever taken, at the cost of sacrificing your life. It’d be super depressing because lil girl assistant is the only one who ever knew you existed, and she’ll never be able to adjust back to a normal life knowing that you’re gone. And as far as everyone else knows you were just pure evil :( But i mean on the positive side you get to see grumpy guard and cheery guard all back to normal and like “wait why do i feel like i confessed my love to you while I was asleep, what happened”. And Then They Lived Happily Ever After

* Tho also i was thinking it’d be interesting and kind of a sequel hook if all the generals retained their powers even after being cured. Like they get their sentience back but theyre like.. were-dragons now. Thats one thing I think could actually work better in a modern day setting! Like, even after the whole thing is over, the government rounds up all the victims and experiments on them to try and discover more about the virus. “Hey please report to your local doctor for purely non sinister checkups” So were-dragon guard boyfriends have to go on the run from a shadowy government conspiracy that’s gained way too much power in the wake of this disaster. And maybe the villain in the sequel could be the government synthesizing a clone of the virus or something, and the original virus somehow comes back to fight it?

* I DUNNO LOL i just know it would be cute to imagine a were dragon wedding HOW DID THIS CONVERSATION GO FROM ZOMBIES TO END UP HERE

[angel-nero]

11 questions...

I was tagged by @pureren @zaevran @glaspaladin @z-ayauitl and @kcgane ty so much !!! ♥

RULES: 1. Always post the rules 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you 3. Write 11 questions of your own 4. Tag 11 people

my questions…

1. what’s the worst piece of clothing you own?

2. what’s the coolest piece of uh fashion that is so cool you can’t even wear to go out? lol

3.- what book have you read that you feel it has been the worst?

4.- What’s the healthiest meal you actually like?

5.- do you love keith kogane? (or vld keith lmfao what u prefer to use)

6.- something paranormal ever happened to you? if yea, what?

7.- do you get jealous easily? with who? (friends, popular ppl, talented ppl, the s/m)

8.- what’s the cutest thing you own?

9.- what are your favorite crisps?

10.- do you have a favourite drink?

11.- can you tell im hungry? what hobby you wish you liked or wish you did?

i tag: @kukinta​ @kittyr0se​ @heirith​ @liesfromsatansbuttcheeks​ @sheith-love-always​ @acequeenm​ @blessedkeith​ @lukaspatel​ @ke1th​ @ace-pidge​ @keith8​ but only if you want to!

TESSA’SS AND!! TAMI’S QUESTIONS1!!!

1.  Do you connect with people easily?

mmm, I don’t becos im a very quiet person and can be w u w/o talking at all and I get overwhelmed by convos I don’t care about also it’s kinda hard to win my trust and also interest lol. I’m nice tho, i mite not be enjoying myself but i’ll forev b nice w u.  

2. Did something good happen to you this week?

uH yeah, i’m doing things to improve my health, i did my uni exam, im frEE, i finally don’t have to go to rEliGIoUs classes aNYMORE and UH,,, i got a diet to win weight and its cool i get to eat ESQUITE LMFAO. i will see my bffs in friday and i have browney mix there i should bake but im lazy

3. What’s the personality trait that annoys you most in other people?

When people pretend to like something just 2 b friends w someone or ME, do you know we can be total dif and maybe still b friends if u cOOL. Ass kissers, hypocrisy, LIES LOL. I don’t like fake ppl at all.

4. If you could participate in any existing tv reality show, which one would you choose?

The ones where they change ur style and buy clothes for u 2 love urself and do ur hair and make up and buy u xpensive undies. I loved that crap when i was in secondary school lmao

5. What’s something you’re insecure about?

That I can’t be in one place without wanting tofuckin run, the fact that i can’t eat w ppl at all, that i have to go to the fucken gYM

6. What’s your favourite way to hang out with friends?

:’)) well,,, i go to my bff’s house or they come. If im fine then walk around my neighborhood cus it’s nice ahaha anxiety am i rite. oKAY, even if i get anxiety i like ice skating, or roller skating, i have a lot of fun. My friend want us to go to this pixies concert and im like :(( boo i love u

7. What’s your favourite fic trope?

lol idk,,,,, pining? mutual pining? no pining and they getting to know therngs im melttin sTOP idk…… it depends on whAT shIP. I just know i’ll read any fake dating of my otp. idk idk duuuude i legit don kno. It’s not a trope but i love crunchy feelings, showefjsid fksjnj its hard to talk about this im sOrry

8. What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve liked in the past?

hahahahahaha my crush

9. What do you consider to be the best period of your life?

When I was 14. I went to parties more than i go to them now lol, i drank and smokkd w who where my best friends back theN i know it’s whack. we used to go to roller skate? all the damn time and did sleepovers and everything was funny, we practically lived together and my friend that was 16 drove us to places lmao,, everything was so good. but like, dont imagine me too wild i only smokd like 5 cigs in my life and hookah and we even broke one.

10. What do you consider to be the worst period of your life?

mpghgg, when i turned 15,,, in the middle of it everythin went to shit to the actual date. But im trying to change that

11. How did you meet your best friend?

I met her,,,, 11 years ago. Look, I usually have best friends in pack. I have 3 bffs at the moment, one of them sat next to me in 2nd year of primary school. IDK how i got to actually know my absolute bff tho but we did a lot of weird shit. we also met in the same classroom and she was my bff back then. The third one was also a frind but not so much during those years. Later i changed of classrooms and shit and bonded more when I was 14 w 6 friends and those r i did crazy shit w but we got separated and stopped talkin and they invited me to the club a week before my uni exam but i was high on meds and sick af. and never replied also going to meet em again at the club makes me nervous af tbH…. I have had a lot of super close friends in my life wTf. In my new school i have also 7 friends that r super close.And we’re also a pack of bffs. I actually had a hard time to use the word bestfriend lol, not bc of me havin a lot or anythin, i was just emo i guess

BEX’S QUESTIONS YOo

1. What’s the strangest nickname you’ve ever been given?

:))))))))))))))))))))))))) gabhole, gabaloney, TETI THAT SOUNDS LIKE TITTY. now ft Aztec secret 

2. Do you like to gossip?

UMMMMMM,, i dont like to listen to another ppl judging someone, I hate it and i normally tell them to stop. it depends i guess

3. Are you afraid of the dark? um,,, no but i dont like it lol

4.Have you ever been stung by a bee?

no, but i steppeddd on one. I also was pickin a tree and till this day i dont knoW wTF it was but i had something big in my middle finger and it fucken hurt like a bitch and i had A BALL on it UGHHHHH I HATE BUGS

Bigfoot or mothman? fucking none

Do you trust anyone with your life? i mean, idk

Do you have any habits you wish you could break? yEAH, to stop tweeting my mental breakdowns is one lmao. 

Would you go ghost/alien hunting? 

both tbh, who wants to break into abandoned houses w me, i live in front of one,,, i mean not so infront but in the row of houses infront of me lmao english whO? dude rosetta stoned by tool is my aesthetic, alien stuff. bex listen to it pls

Best pickup line? (you’ve heard or used on you/you’ve used)

u r the best chair *proceeds to sit on em* keith to shiro probably

Mint or fruit gum?

I dont like gum much cos it makes me hungry or thirsty. I also drink too much soda to fuck w mint stuff :(( say that to the mints i bought lol :( i only eat halls or gum bc im nerves w ppl so they stopped bein a thing i enjoy for me lol. i do that since im like,,, uh,,, idK 15. it fuckd my stomach

What do you want to be remembered for?

I mean if I have to pick and b unrealistic, for art maybe,,, or for the thing i end up working with, like architecture or somethin. Art, def art cus i like art so much

ZURI’S QUESTIONS!!!

1.-if you had to chose one thing to eat for the rest of your life what would it be? 

I MEAN THIS QUESTION IS THE DEVIL I GET TIRED OF EVERYTHING TO THE POINT I DONT WNAN EAT ANYTHING I WILL JUST IGNORE IT SSAYS ONE AND SAY MEXICAN FOOD

2.- what are you most afraid of? Mental illnes and being ill and living 

3.- do you have a favorite place to visit?

I mean,,,, i love walking in the center? centre? of my city bc is like going to another place. Is also fucking Cuba in there. Everyone says that, my dad asked a cuban marine he met if it was true and he said it was ‘’ the fackin same’’ So its like,,, travelling in time and places. also the beach and the port.

4.- what type of weather you enjoy the most?

I need the sun, otherwise i get sad… i like cloudy w sun. I just like to go out in the afternoon tho lol so like,,, sun pls so the sky can turn pinkish

5.- do you have a rare ability like dislocating your thumb or moving your eyes really fast?

i move my tongue real real fast and also can do the cherry knot thing and uh i can like, be aberrantly stupid too. hey but dont fuk w me and bother me 4 bein stupid, i will fist fite u and i mite b stupid but i will also mite think u r stupid if i don like u so fuk off. Dam,,, i get like, bothered so easy LOL like, think u r better than me and i’ll fist fite u LMFAO WHY THO I SUK, but like, if not bothered, i think of everyone as my equal… wow this was not the question

6.- do you think it would be easier to create one universal lenguage or an accurate translator? nO… dont delete culture like that,,, an accurate translator mite come in handy u kno but like, some languages have words that don’t exist in others so like :-/

7.- is there something that soothes you no matter what? um no i wish

8.- favorite piece of clothing? boots and thights

9.- is there a song stuck in your head right now? YEAH dig down by muse i love it, every1 says it sUCLks but i can’t stop listenin to it

10.- why is your favorite animal your favorite animal? i don play favs but i love the honey badger bc of this pleas fuckin watch it and THIS

11.- morning person or late riser? Oh,, i cant wake up to save my life so late riser

SUNNY’S QUESTIONS!!!

1. do you have any plushies? a LOT but im like,,, they r in my wardrobe and i luv em but like,,, they’re all gifts,,, did u kno one of my past bffs bought me a dino for christmas?

2. have you ever walked out the cinema before? 

Yeah, i love drive’s aesthetic and Ryan gosling a lot but is SO boring so idk if my friends and I got kicked out or we prefered to get out to talk haha. 

3. if you could have a mascot what would it be and why?

A CHINCHILLA, they’re a irl pokemon and they r so cUTE

4. what would your theme song be? kool thing, sonic youth maybe or is she weird by pixies. All Over the world by pixies too lol

5. do you have any phrases or sayings you find yourself coming back to often? not really, im so bad at remembering sayings and quotes

6what’s the nearest object to your right? a book called azul by ruben dario

7. would you rather live in the big city or out in the middle of nature? 

Big city forever. I love high? buildings a lot. I dont do that well in the rural life lmao 

8. are you working on any creative projects right now (fic/art/music/photography/ect) Nope at all and das sad cus i should b doing art lmao

9. what’s your favourite movie score? idk what is score… but the soundtrack of trainspotting is one of my favs… oh but score… aghgsdhaj any tarantino movie tbh or wes anderson movie… or before I disappear or demolition oR southpaw or the girl w the dragon tattoo

10. i say vol you say….? uuhhhhh,,,,,  vol….tron??? (ICONIC, I MELT, I LVOE HIM)

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i.graine + small talk! like / reply if you read and wna interact w modern!ig/raine because this is like Vital to her modern verse.

igraine got the idea for small talk when she was in her late teens and realised she ‘cldnt make a career out of painting’ because her work wld almost never b consistent, and inconsistency is rlly bad for igraine. and also this stigma that ‘’’’’artists starved’’’’ or whatever. 

so her idea was to create somewhere where artists cld hang out and create art and make small talk in a safe, warm, friendly environment. 

which brings me to the next point. its name, small talk arts centre, came from when igraine was trying to name her Vision so that graeme wld go through w it and bankroll them. they realised that whenever she described their project to other ppl, they always said the same thing: ‘somewhere where artists can hang out and make small talk.’ small talk arts centre sounded cute and catchy so it stuck :,)

the building was actually given to igraine as a belated birthday present in august of 1991.

 it was an old cafe building that was down on its luck in downtown portland. graeme pretty much only agreed because he ‘loved’ his wife ( read: he wanted them to shut up ) and it was rlly cheap because it was going out of business. 

it was very slow going at first....

‘small talk in 1991 was nowhere near the artistic hub it is now ; bustling, cosy, seemingly alive. it was sleepy and esoteric, known only amongst portlands art students and struggling local artists looking for ig.raines loving enthusiasm and free use of paintbrushes, coloured pencils and charcoal. 

but it soon blossomed under igraines care and drive. it was one of the most popular artists hangouts on the west coast by 1998.

from the outside, small talk looks like this, and im gna transpose copy and paste my tags on that photo into text for more description:

the bldg w the blue trim in that photo is literally what small talk looks like from the outside, although the trim is carmine-red. it has old fashioned storefront style letters on the front, rlly big windows, and climbing plants up the walls when its warm out. the sign hanging is wooden and handpainted. it has a light on top so you can read it when its dark out.

small talk is rlly big inside, and it shld b-- its always bustling. the inside / main floor is never empty-- ppl r always sat at the tables drawing or painting w watercolours or colouring on the tables themselves ( the tops r chalkboard and washed at the end of every day ) and talking. hardly anybody in small talk is ever idle.

theres a rainbow flag on one wall and this is stencilled on the other, w each phrase in rainbow colours :,)

downstairs in the bldg is the merry widow tea parlour, which is a victorian / gothic-themed teashop owned by a guy and his boyfriend. they opened there in 2011 and theyve been a smash hit since, esp round hallowe’en. igraine knows the owners rlly well and they let the small talk team get free tea all the time, esp because they pay rent to igraine now!  they arent a cat cafe, but they do have a cat!! shes a three year old tuxedo cat and their mascot. shes called the honourable miss lucinda and sometimes if its quiet on small talks main floor she gets loose and wanders round upstairs. ( the merry widow is a great date spot btw ;0 ) 

upstairs in the bldg is a loft-type lvl, w skylights overtop. theres a Bigge expanse at the forefront, which overlooks the main floor below over a balcony. ‘messier’ crafts, like painting and sculpture are to b done up here. the upper lvl has easels and painting / other art supplies, and also a corner w beanbag chairs and a power strip for ppl to Chill in. 

towards the back of the upper lvl r the four, five personal studio spaces, which can b bought and paid for monthly ( it costs less for students ) as well as igraines personal studio in the very corner, and lys office. 

at the very top / on the roof, theres a beautiful expansive patio, which igraine opens for normal activity when its warm out, does summer group stuff, her pride activities and their midsummer festival! there r flowers growing up there and kids like to draw on the patio w chalk :,) its one of igraines favourite places in small talk, esp when the sun is rising

these r igraines coworkers and they love them with all her heart.

holland will probably b the one to greet you first, as thats basically her job, and hes friendly and funny, yea, but hes goddamn LOUD shes even louder than igraine. seriously holls its 9.15 am why r you so :VVVVV. also shes never not wearing a hawaiian shirt or SOMETHING tropical print, no matter what time of the year it is. 

if its not holland, itll probably b caesar, who is much more laid back by comparison. he looks intimidating-- hes quiet and outwardly calm, has two sleeve tattoos, and usually dressed in blacks and greys-- but florians easygoing and a softie. theres a reason he leads the tiny picasso programme there w mads.

talking of which, the tiny picasso programme is Wildly Popular at small talk. its an art programme in the summer led by mads and caesar for kids aged preschool-age to about second grade, and usually they ‘make their own masterpieces, learn to follow directions thru art and the power of self expression’ as it says in the desc on the tiny picasso sect of small talks website. sometimes they have like. a concrete craft to make. they r occasionally seasonal, if a season or holiday is coming up, but they keep their creations strictly secular. ( eg flowers for spring, beach stuff for summer, snowflakes for winter etc. ) 

come late winter / early spring, parents r CLAMOURING in caesar and igraines email inboxes to get their kids into tiny picasso-- it operates on a first come, first served basis because it Blew Up when it was introduced in 1995.

igraine also talked to several local school gsas and worked w them to do programmes during the school year where leetle lgbt kids can make gӓÿ art at small talk. 

there r also a couple interns of varying degrees of paid / unpaid floating round small talk on Any Given Day.

small talk has SO MANY inside jokes. 

one of them is ‘caesar....’ ( read the tags on this post )

another one is holland and caesar being ~In Luv~ because they fuckening R and they jokingly flirt w each other all the time and REFUSE to ADMIT IT and its like GODS GUYS just KISS ALREADY

another is caesars nickname, queso. a lot of the kids he works with cant pronounce ‘caesar’ as ‘seezer’ instead of ‘kay-sar’, ( because theyre all like 4-6, ) which gradually devolved to ‘queso,’ and now all the kids call him that and so does small talks staff :,) 

small talk is rlly famous locally and there r accolades of photos and newspaper and magazine articles where its been featured framed on the walls!!

you can also get a membership at small talk!! i dont know what a membership entails but! you can. b a member. 

they have tshirts on their website and also in person probably!

theres a paper shop down the block from small talk and igraines like. in there every week for supplies. 

its funded by ppl who donate to it, members / studio renters and the programmes!

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These mascots taking mirror selfies work hard to get that bread

Twitter became slightly more tolerable when a group of mascots started a wholesome thread hyping each other up. 

Mascots don't get enough credit — inside every massive costume, there's a human being working hard to make money. 

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User @iPurrple tweeted a mirror selfie on Tuesday  wearing the Baskin-Robbins mascot costume at work, captioning it, "Wake up hustlers, let's get this bread. No days off." 

Wake up hustlers, let’s get this bread. No days off pic.twitter.com/eCUrJbpa9g

— Jay (@iPurrple) July 31, 2018

His tweet, which he insists "isn't even [his] best work," blew up overnight, getting reposted on Diplo's Instagram story and rising to the front page of Reddit. 

Redditors supported @iPurrple's hustle. "This person is making an honest dollar working a shit 9-5, There’s just no way I can hate on this, I feel for them," u/jack12380 commented. 

"All work is honorable," u/firesideflea agreed.

The tweet also spurred fellow mascots to tweet their own mirror selfies. 

I’m with you my g 😂 by any means 🤑 pic.twitter.com/rdS95h0Xko

— Sam I Am💰 (@_sambundles) August 1, 2018

Grind never stops!! 💪🏾💪🏾 pic.twitter.com/qrPADQbOWB

— Temne Borbor (@mrmansaray) August 2, 2018

This is a few years old but I found it a few days ago and wanted to share pic.twitter.com/JTcFshJWdY

— The Asian Cunt (@DarianAnne) August 1, 2018

pic.twitter.com/YTyDYSze2q

— eli 🇸🇻 (@Ellierodrguez_) August 1, 2018

Others on Twitter joined in. 

good morning hustlers, lets get this fucken bread no excuses, no lunch breaks pic.twitter.com/FgcXiaky9H

— THERUSSIANBADGER (@DARUSSIANBADGER) August 2, 2018

Soon, mascots in the comments were hyping each other up. 

ESKETIT pic.twitter.com/oHtXfokMBU

— Eddy Hilo (@aliciousnus) August 1, 2018

Damn right pic.twitter.com/DqhyEZPZAg

— maddy (@_maddy415) August 1, 2018

Yesssa pic.twitter.com/3DrrFCk6Vj

— JayG🎒 (@jaygriffxl) August 1, 2018

Omw pic.twitter.com/KlU7UgyKM8

— Alex The Lion (@Villaci_Raptor) August 1, 2018

I feel that pic.twitter.com/EpiQdfB9YE

— maddie (@maddieshmoon) August 1, 2018

should we even get into it pic.twitter.com/FgQUoScYIB

— cardi z (@zeffcorwin) August 2, 2018

Scoopie beats your Baskin Robin any day. #TeamScoopie pic.twitter.com/SVhiqszZdl

— Nick Hervatin (@nickhervatin) August 2, 2018

It's not the first time @iPurrple has joked about working hard. In May, he tweeted nearly the same thing, except with photos of someone dressed as Ronald McDonald. 

No body cared untill I put on the mask... Wake up hustlers let's get this bread. pic.twitter.com/LJ6mHkVzk7

— Jay (@iPurrple) May 30, 2018

No matter how terrible the news cycle seems, just remember that somewhere in the void that is Twitter there is a thread of mascot mirror selfies.

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