#hes the babygirliest of them all

[rosekillerceo]

checked all the boxes

[scarecrowismybabygirl]

Scarecrow is so pretty I wish Cillian Murphy was real

[ildiavoloro55o]

THIS??? This is your villain? This embodiment of “🥺” is your bad guy?

[weardes]

uh oh local mafia boss is a drama queen

[nadiasna7]

He's a fashion icon AND a babygirl

[eloise175]

THE WAY HE’S TOUCHING HIS LIPS— SIR??!

Later on that night he went to his room and started kicking his feet and squealed into his pillow

canon. I’m the pillow.

[rhineposting]

elynas is literally the "how I look like with he/him pronouns in my bio" meme

[skeletoninthemelonland]

My favorite springtrap is the middle one, sad man with cape.

Sad man with cape omg 🥺🥰

[freckledjoes]

I know Keery is becoming a bigger star but I love that he’s so down to earth and loves his fans so much. He’s just so baby girl you know

I need to squeeze him affectionately. I love how down to earth he is. It’s people like him where you can really tell they do their job because they love what they do, not because they love the spotlight. I think that’s what keeps people like him genuine.

He’s the babygirliest girl of them all. The people’s princess fr

[asmeninas]

rory and logan of course

first of all when I saw you liked the cheryl kendall post last night I knew you were gonna send me this, another attempt to get me blocked by someone somewhere love you friend 🫶🏽

Rory ✏️:

First impression: look this may have been 20 years ago... However I went to a private school with rich kids who were mean to me because I was poor and most importantly and embarrassingly I actually wanted to be a war correspondent, which is the dumbest thing to want to be in the world when you grew up nowhere near a war zone lol (second dumbest, dumbest is war photographer), but anyway I think this tells you my first impressions of rory were mostly about the things we had in common (birthdays also like right next to each other????)

Impression now: one of the babygirliest babygirls to ever babygirl

Favorite moment: I like whenever she follows a crazy impulse with no second thoughts because she's overwhelmed by feelings she doesn't understand and must act on at that very moment, you know, like she does starting from episode 1x01. I also like when she tries to push the boundaries of what can be considering cheating even when she's doing it for a man I hate because I still love her regardless.

Idea for a story: I have so many and you know my ao3

Unpopular opinion: while the show as a whole, as like a whole Television Show, was indeed better during what people call "the chilton years" I disagree with that taxonomy because rory's story is better post s3 (and I do love her from s1-3, even if it's been a while). everyone is just wrong, Idk what to tell you. that's not what got bad Idk what to tell you. And as we've said to each other, a lot of it should be very relatable to a lot of people who love to endlessly talk about their lost potential and about girlfails or whatever, and I'm sure they'd say it's the writing that makes it not work here, but well. we all know what was missing that made the writing not work for them...

Favorite relationship:

Favorite headcanon: is this a headcanon? she's actually just not that great at journalism, I think a lot of people think this is an insult to her or something but it's not at all I never mean it that way

Logan 👱:

First impression: honestly when I saw him I couldn't believe they were making her new LI a blond man. It didn't take long for it to turn into "wait... wait... I think I... do I like a yellow haired man..." but I believe in personal growth.

Impression now:

(also I've been texting about him for 11 months...)

Favorite moment: when he's there <3

Idea for a story: I have so many and you know my ao3

Unpopular opinion:

Favorite relationship: he only has the one but it's really the only one I need (his dad can live in the background I give my writings)

Favorite headcanon: it kills me no one but us realizes he's about the same age as kendall roy like probably one and a half or two years younger, kills me we're the only ones who care

[chaosandwolves]

I have an important question

I'm trying to explain "babygirl" to ppl who are not as deep in fandom as we are

In addition to what urban dictionary says I said:

It's a certain vibe

But now I need to know

[sasukesun]

the babygirliest thing a man can do is take a bite of another man and eat a piece of his flesh, fake his death, sew the flesh he ate onto his left boob (where his heart is) and grow his lover’s face made of special cells on it to get a new power, become a hermit, die at old age, get resurrected, fight a whole army by himself and win, throw meteors at people, fight all five presidents at once and compare them to a “mere child”, show up to the war he started but forget everything because his ex lover is present and he wants to fight him, reject fighting his ex lover’s clone because it’s not fun, choreograph a way of get his robe ripped just to show his ex lover’s face on his boob to everybody, including his ex lover’s granddaughter who is also one of the five presidents, be revived for real and get so excited he tastes his own blood, refer to “fighting” as “dancing”, have all his plans go to shit but keep rolling with it because so and then die half naked with his ex lover at last

[v-anrouge]

My top 10 babygirliest cards: Heartslabyul

the baby girlies are in the read more cuz this post is REALLY long plus it has cards only available in twst jp so in case u don't wanna see it just keep scrolling anyways

10-they eepy 😹😹

9- he look so awkward here and caters smile everyythj abt this is so cjte i lovehi somhch

8- THE COOKING GIRLIE!!! he malewofe material methinks he will clean and help u cook and will always protect u basically he ultimate babygirl and look at his smile he looks so proud praise him pet his head put him in ur pocke

7- a white boy GOATED with the sauece spotted proceed with caution !!!!!! he looks so babygirl w rhose clothes and makeu..

6- sick babygirl:((( take care of him he just litell gu y

5- theres not enough words for en to describe how babygirl he is in this card i want to run my finger through his hair so bad

4- HE ALWYS SO MEOW MEOW OH MY GOS LOOKAT HUM SO SILLY SO BLORJO!!!!

3- THE VAVYGIRLES UEE UEEE LOOK AT THEM!!!!!! theyre taking care of the little sillies!!!!!!!1! so silky 😸😸

2- UEE EUEEEE UEEE HE OS SO BABYGRIL LOOKA TA HIM!!!! UE UEE CRIES PUNCHES BREAKS EVERYTHING EATS GLASS

1- THIS ONE OF TOP BECASUE ALL OF THE BABYGIRLIES!!! and trey AND FHEY ALL LOOK SI SILLY AND CUTE AND HAPY LOOK AT THEM!!!!

[echoesofadream]

oooh did u watch it !! omggg mingyu kept being cute aaaa im becoming really fond of him thru you now eheheh.. ima little sad hao didnt say much but he still looked very cute in his bear hat SO CUTE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HES WEARING IT BUT IM SOOO THANKFUL I LOVE U BABY HAO and the subtitle that was like a child temperament or whatever when he said lets kill pplgjfdjkfdkjfkjfjkfgdkjkjfg I love gose staff theyre so funny. also I saw u dropped out of uni its ok ive done the same it can take time also its women's day. u deserve a little bit of drop out of uni

yeees now and gosh it takes me so long to watch an episode ajrjnjr I just have to pause and rewatch parts all the time to read all the subtitles and captions. and also liveblog:

aefj mingyu mentioning how silly his outfit is lol.

ummm mingyu just let out the babygirliest giggle ive heard in my life? (10:46) why r u as a man giggling like that.....love u babe...hang on was it actually mingyu or was it vernon who laughed like that. it doesn't matter love is love

wonwoo petting a cat isnt he a cat uwu????? cat petting cat? cat love?<3

I feel bad for jeonghans struggling but it's so funny. also MINGYU POUT MINGYU POUT MINGYU POUT (16:15) he like always speaks in pout... thats because hes a big baby.......

HELP Not them accusing seungkwan for being mafia for playing with the cat???? that literally happened to taehyung once, so foul!!! but maybe true..(I really am live-blogging idk who's mafia yet)

why isnt any of the mafia claiming to be doctor not jeonghan thats sorta sus... also why didn't mingyu just immediately say "NO IM THE POLICEMAN" but he played really well otherwise! honestly in awe of their poker faces because when I played mafia this summer with my cousins n siblings I bursted out giggling the moment I was the mafia akrfg. we literally had to stop playing cause I was ruining the game oh no

AWWW mingyu seems like such a cuddly person omg I get why hes the puppy<333333

anyways yes I can see minghao didnt say much Idk how much he speaks yet but he feels like one of the quieter members, also when he did say sth it was cute bc everyone acted like he was still a baby. hes like rlly cute and low-key a little bit cranky(?like quiet and sullen (positive)) personality or maybe he was being in character but I rlly like it, it was cute especially in the hat. The caption was so funny it was like the humanity of a child and minghao was talking about killing someone

aww thank u sm it means a lot <33 go women

[leo-nexx]

i tried new shading thing, have ghost

[wibble-wobbegong]

How Does Mike Rank Against the OG Babygirl?

is mike REALLY a babygirl, or is this just fandom nonsense? in order to find out, we must compare him to the original babygirl, the babygirliest of girls, the babygirl supreme; reigen arataka.

what makes reigen the ultimate babygirl?

- he’s incredibly pathetic

- 0 power compared to his peers

- incredibly smart yet incredibly stupid

- can talk himself out of any situation

- Audacity

- cartoon sound effects

- smokes

- Gay and bad at it

- emotional arc about how hiding who he is and trying to keep someone who changed his life close to him because he’s afraid of losing him but he ends up hurting him and holding him back from growing up

- a lot of love

- huge asshole

- unathletic

- Build

How does Mike match up?

incredibly pathetic ✅

mike is, in fact, very pathetic! constantly fucks himself over and is laughably bad at protecting himself.

0 power compared to peers ✅

also yes! el and will are the closest people to mike in his arcs, and they both have powers. reigen also has two people who are essential to his arcs and they also both have powers.

incredibly smart yet incredibly stupid ✅

another win for mike! he can completely explain the inter-workings of the hivemind despite nobody else being able to, even if they were privy to the same information. at the same time, he didn’t know what a tournament was.

can talk himself out of any situation ❌

mike doesn’t get this point. he’s actually really bad at getting people to listen to him and he is really bad at coming up with lies on the spot, unlike reigen who got his student out of a multi million dollar scam in under 2 minutes. he is also a professional conman

Audacity ✅

mike has plenty of audacity, being a wealthy 14 year old white boy. the whole argument about the ghostbusters costume? him getting pissed at will for not telling him about max? his reaction to getting broken up with by el? the boy definitely has some audacity.

although, he isn’t quite at reigen’s level, who walked into a terrorist building and acted so professional they all just started following him and he told them to stop being evil and they literally did. i might dock half a point

cartoon sound effects ❓

reigen has literal cartoon sound effects that follow him everywhere he goes, while mike does not. HOWEVER, if he could he absolutely would. he moves like a cartoon. half a point

smokes ❌

mike would literally die. no

Gay and bad at it ✅✅

yes. two points for being extra bad.

emotional arc about how hiding who he is and trying to keep someone who changed his life close to him because he’s afraid of losing him but he ends up hurting him and holding him back from growing up ✅

literally mike and el’s story. bonus, reigen is a father figure to mob (the one he ends up hurting)

a lot of love ✅

although they’re both bad at showing it, mike and reigen have a lot of love in them. also, their moral compasses align pretty well in regards to violence which is cool!!

huge asshole ✅

mike can be a giant bag of dicks very often, sometimes on purpose. he gets the point

unathletic ✅

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Build ❌

mike is 14, therefore he cannot rank in this category. being under the age of 18 automatically docks your babygirl status. sorry mike.

Overall Score: 10/13 - 76%

Mike passes the babygirl test! Could be better, but S5 might boost his score. Happy babygirling, Mike!