#hes the babygirliest of them all

[rosekillerceo]

checked all the boxes

[scarecrowismybabygirl]

Scarecrow is so pretty I wish Cillian Murphy was real

[ildiavoloro55o]

THIS??? This is your villain? This embodiment of “🥺” is your bad guy?

[weardes]

uh oh local mafia boss is a drama queen

[nadiasna7]

He's a fashion icon AND a babygirl

[eloise175]

THE WAY HE’S TOUCHING HIS LIPS— SIR??!

Later on that night he went to his room and started kicking his feet and squealed into his pillow

canon. I’m the pillow.

[rhineposting]

elynas is literally the "how I look like with he/him pronouns in my bio" meme

[skeletoninthemelonland]

My favorite springtrap is the middle one, sad man with cape.

Sad man with cape omg 🥺🥰

[freckledjoes]

I know Keery is becoming a bigger star but I love that he’s so down to earth and loves his fans so much. He’s just so baby girl you know

I need to squeeze him affectionately. I love how down to earth he is. It’s people like him where you can really tell they do their job because they love what they do, not because they love the spotlight. I think that’s what keeps people like him genuine.

He’s the babygirliest girl of them all. The people’s princess fr

[chaosandwolves]

I have an important question

I'm trying to explain "babygirl" to ppl who are not as deep in fandom as we are

In addition to what urban dictionary says I said:

It's a certain vibe

But now I need to know

[symbieote]

I love writing Tim because he's the weird little gremlins stalker ascended fanboy millennial Robin bUT Jason is my speciallest little meow meow and if someone is wrong about Jason I froth and foam BUT Bruce is my babygirl and blorbo and my princess boywife SO I have to defend his honour because it is a matter of true love and chivalry. And when people are fans of one of them and shit on the others and have ugly discoursey catfights it feels like they're tearing my family apart</3 not my babygirl and my stepsons :(

Damian fans dont interact, I love super sons so much that aging Jon up has made me unable to be normal and rational about Damian, hope you understand my emotional turbulence in these trying times.

Dick fans also don't interact. I'm an only child and his eldest daughter energy makes me want to take him by the hand and marry him so he spends his life fixing me rather than his toxic family. "I can fix him"? NO. HE can fix ME.

Cass fans DO interact, girl isn't it crazy that like of all the batboys who everyone loves it's actually Cass who is the bestest and speciallest and most Bat💖 like when that old twinky manslut is gone she's gonna take up the batmantle because she's the most Bat. Battle for the cowl whomst I don't know her. Cass is my speciallest babygirliest daddy's little princess even though Bruce doesn't baby her enough.

Duke fans. It is time we banded together against our DC overlords and demanded a Duke standalone title. Or at least something where he has top billing. My crops are dying. I don't read comic books but I'm dying because I can't read a new comic book about Duke that has all duke in it all the time. I'm crying. DC can't you see me tears??? I wrote a fic where Bruce begs Duke to move back to the mansion like an empty nester after Duke moved in with his cousin and thinking about it makes me angry cry because he and Bruce drink boba in that fic and bond like. My special meta boy with three dads and superpowers deserves to drink some boba and a dad that isn't catatonic or a villain. Start including him in Batboy stuff or perish. GIVE ME MORE DUKE FEED ME SEYMOUR FEED ME.

[echoesofadream]

oooh did u watch it !! omggg mingyu kept being cute aaaa im becoming really fond of him thru you now eheheh.. ima little sad hao didnt say much but he still looked very cute in his bear hat SO CUTE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY HES WEARING IT BUT IM SOOO THANKFUL I LOVE U BABY HAO and the subtitle that was like a child temperament or whatever when he said lets kill pplgjfdjkfdkjfkjfjkfgdkjkjfg I love gose staff theyre so funny. also I saw u dropped out of uni its ok ive done the same it can take time also its women's day. u deserve a little bit of drop out of uni

yeees now and gosh it takes me so long to watch an episode ajrjnjr I just have to pause and rewatch parts all the time to read all the subtitles and captions. and also liveblog:

aefj mingyu mentioning how silly his outfit is lol.

ummm mingyu just let out the babygirliest giggle ive heard in my life? (10:46) why r u as a man giggling like that.....love u babe...hang on was it actually mingyu or was it vernon who laughed like that. it doesn't matter love is love

wonwoo petting a cat isnt he a cat uwu????? cat petting cat? cat love?<3

I feel bad for jeonghans struggling but it's so funny. also MINGYU POUT MINGYU POUT MINGYU POUT (16:15) he like always speaks in pout... thats because hes a big baby.......

HELP Not them accusing seungkwan for being mafia for playing with the cat???? that literally happened to taehyung once, so foul!!! but maybe true..(I really am live-blogging idk who's mafia yet)

why isnt any of the mafia claiming to be doctor not jeonghan thats sorta sus... also why didn't mingyu just immediately say "NO IM THE POLICEMAN" but he played really well otherwise! honestly in awe of their poker faces because when I played mafia this summer with my cousins n siblings I bursted out giggling the moment I was the mafia akrfg. we literally had to stop playing cause I was ruining the game oh no

AWWW mingyu seems like such a cuddly person omg I get why hes the puppy<333333

anyways yes I can see minghao didnt say much Idk how much he speaks yet but he feels like one of the quieter members, also when he did say sth it was cute bc everyone acted like he was still a baby. hes like rlly cute and low-key a little bit cranky(?like quiet and sullen (positive)) personality or maybe he was being in character but I rlly like it, it was cute especially in the hat. The caption was so funny it was like the humanity of a child and minghao was talking about killing someone

aww thank u sm it means a lot <33 go women

[leo-nexx]

i tried new shading thing, have ghost

[wibble-wobbegong]

How Does Mike Rank Against the OG Babygirl?

is mike REALLY a babygirl, or is this just fandom nonsense? in order to find out, we must compare him to the original babygirl, the babygirliest of girls, the babygirl supreme; reigen arataka.

what makes reigen the ultimate babygirl?

- he’s incredibly pathetic

- 0 power compared to his peers

- incredibly smart yet incredibly stupid

- can talk himself out of any situation

- Audacity

- cartoon sound effects

- smokes

- Gay and bad at it

- emotional arc about how hiding who he is and trying to keep someone who changed his life close to him because he’s afraid of losing him but he ends up hurting him and holding him back from growing up

- a lot of love

- huge asshole

- unathletic

- Build

How does Mike match up?

incredibly pathetic ✅

mike is, in fact, very pathetic! constantly fucks himself over and is laughably bad at protecting himself.

0 power compared to peers ✅

also yes! el and will are the closest people to mike in his arcs, and they both have powers. reigen also has two people who are essential to his arcs and they also both have powers.

incredibly smart yet incredibly stupid ✅

another win for mike! he can completely explain the inter-workings of the hivemind despite nobody else being able to, even if they were privy to the same information. at the same time, he didn’t know what a tournament was.

can talk himself out of any situation ❌

mike doesn’t get this point. he’s actually really bad at getting people to listen to him and he is really bad at coming up with lies on the spot, unlike reigen who got his student out of a multi million dollar scam in under 2 minutes. he is also a professional conman

Audacity ✅

mike has plenty of audacity, being a wealthy 14 year old white boy. the whole argument about the ghostbusters costume? him getting pissed at will for not telling him about max? his reaction to getting broken up with by el? the boy definitely has some audacity.

although, he isn’t quite at reigen’s level, who walked into a terrorist building and acted so professional they all just started following him and he told them to stop being evil and they literally did. i might dock half a point

cartoon sound effects ❓

reigen has literal cartoon sound effects that follow him everywhere he goes, while mike does not. HOWEVER, if he could he absolutely would. he moves like a cartoon. half a point

smokes ❌

mike would literally die. no

Gay and bad at it ✅✅

yes. two points for being extra bad.

emotional arc about how hiding who he is and trying to keep someone who changed his life close to him because he’s afraid of losing him but he ends up hurting him and holding him back from growing up ✅

literally mike and el’s story. bonus, reigen is a father figure to mob (the one he ends up hurting)

a lot of love ✅

although they’re both bad at showing it, mike and reigen have a lot of love in them. also, their moral compasses align pretty well in regards to violence which is cool!!

huge asshole ✅

mike can be a giant bag of dicks very often, sometimes on purpose. he gets the point

unathletic ✅

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

next

Build ❌

mike is 14, therefore he cannot rank in this category. being under the age of 18 automatically docks your babygirl status. sorry mike.

Overall Score: 10/13 - 76%

Mike passes the babygirl test! Could be better, but S5 might boost his score. Happy babygirling, Mike!

[grabyourpillow]

So. American gods.

Season 2 and most of the time I'm still like "I have abso-fucking-lutely no idea what any of you people want or what is happening right now or even who you people are.

Summary

What I can say is, every culture that ever set foot in America brought their gods with them. But as a new age rises upon mankind, dominated by non-believers and technology, a new kind of gods threatens the existence of the Old. Will they have it? Or will there be war. And this is already saying... Too much imo.

The characters

So there is our protagonist:

Shadow Moon. What a name. I like him. He gets thrown into a weirdness one could not possibly comprehend and he's like "what the FUCK. Aight I'm intrigued let's keep going" and plays checkers with a dude might-be-a-god but who definitely wants to explode Shadow's brains with a hammer. You go king.

Laura Moon.

Don't worry about her she's fine. Just dead. but fine, except for the smell and the maggots maybe. She is the most ???? Character. Completely unhinged. I love her. She wants blood, and violence. Now she's got superhuman strength. Stomped on a guy's head.

This guy:

A fucking delight of a Leprechaun who swears a lot and drinks a lot and is pissed all the fucking time and gambled his lucky coin away. That is now keeping Laura alive so he has to be with her at all time, for a coin must be given. What a charm (sarcasm) of a guy. Still like him.

What a goddess. What a queen. Has kissed probably every Character in the show(I'm so jealous).

A god from Ghana, shipped to America on the same ship as his people. If I had to pick a fave— let's just say, he'd have good chances. He is well dressed, he is funny as hell, and he is pissed. Rightfully so.

Ilhim so he gets a second picture

This is Salim. Salim is just a nice, guy, He deserves the best. He's looking for the guy he fell in love with. Hope it works out.

One of the new gods. The most insufferable motherfucker you've ever seen in your life. And that's before you've heard him talk. He's pathetic and arrogant, and literally no one respects him. Why do I like him. He has the babygirliest most obnoxious outfits, and his only friend has forgotten him. It's like... Pat pat Cry me a river babygirl but also fucking calm down and have some motherfucking respect.

I've only had this genderfluid native American Person for a day and a half but if anything happened to him/her I would kill everything in the room and then meself.

This is Wednesday. Let's just say. He is behind, a lot of things. Manipulative motherfucker but you'd never know it until you've known him for long enough. He pisses on the tree of life. He has no care in the world. For some reason he needs Shadow Moon.

The show

It's like. Nothing (narratively) is served to you on a silver platter. Stories are told to you, and you have no idea why. You have absolutely no idea at the beginning of a story what it's about, or even if it's important or necessary to the story, or why it's told to you.

(of course it is, but sometimes you don't make the connection until much, much later).

You have no idea who the main character is until like. Mid season 2.

Each time a new episode begins, I checked if I hadn't missed one because the characters are suddenly not where you left them with no explanation whatsoever.

The characters do things and you're like "????" Why tf did you do that? I don't get it? What is the purpose? What is the coherence with your personality or your narrative arc?

But it's just life isn't it? Sometimes shit happens. Sometimes you act on impulse. And it does make sense actually. Only in retrospect.

It's great to see in comparison to the sandman where everything is crafted, every story pulled by the strings of Dream's narration. Here it's just, a mess. A chaos, mingling of feelings, personalities, aspirations, gods from different countries, overlapping stories. And from that chaotic meeting of loose parts emerges the story.

And it's also great to watch in a context where, everything has to be attention grabbing in the first 10 seconds or it's dismissed. Here the story is asking you to trust it. To not seek purpose or quick entertainment but to immerse yourself and just, listen.

I'm not finished yet but I can already sense that it's the kind of work you can rewatch and it's completely different the second time around.

And of course throw in there some "fucking hell this line came into my house through the window, punched me in the face and turned my whole worldview upside down", some beautiful, beautiful cinematic shots, an equal treatment of characters no matter their gender or skin color, and underlying themes and you've got another great work of Neil Gaiman.

[v-anrouge]

My top 10 babygirliest cards: Heartslabyul

the baby girlies are in the read more cuz this post is REALLY long plus it has cards only available in twst jp so in case u don't wanna see it just keep scrolling anyways

10-they eepy 😹😹

9- he look so awkward here and caters smile everyythj abt this is so cjte i lovehi somhch

8- THE COOKING GIRLIE!!! he malewofe material methinks he will clean and help u cook and will always protect u basically he ultimate babygirl and look at his smile he looks so proud praise him pet his head put him in ur pocke

7- a white boy GOATED with the sauece spotted proceed with caution !!!!!! he looks so babygirl w rhose clothes and makeu..

6- sick babygirl:((( take care of him he just litell gu y

5- theres not enough words for en to describe how babygirl he is in this card i want to run my finger through his hair so bad

4- HE ALWYS SO MEOW MEOW OH MY GOS LOOKAT HUM SO SILLY SO BLORJO!!!!

3- THE VAVYGIRLES UEE UEEE LOOK AT THEM!!!!!! theyre taking care of the little sillies!!!!!!!1! so silky 😸😸

2- UEE EUEEEE UEEE HE OS SO BABYGRIL LOOKA TA HIM!!!! UE UEE CRIES PUNCHES BREAKS EVERYTHING EATS GLASS

1- THIS ONE OF TOP BECASUE ALL OF THE BABYGIRLIES!!! and trey AND FHEY ALL LOOK SI SILLY AND CUTE AND HAPY LOOK AT THEM!!!!