#hes soooo hot and sexy and my boyfriend <3

[careagean]

Day 7: Gutspill

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙obsessed with u | LN4 ˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lando norris x ln4 admin/photographer!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, new relationship

warnings: none just a lot of fluff!!

summary: in which a podium means you and your boyfriend hard launch a little bit early <3

a/n: omg i feel like this fanfic revived me and im back fr 🙏 hope it's ok OMG i rly tried to make a good plot but i fear i got no inspo atm anyway i fancy lando soooo badly atm it's rly shocking how bad i want him anyway ENJOY!!!! hope it dont suck ballzzz ahhhhhhhh

request!!!: lando x reader smau where reader is the admin of the Instagram account lnfour. You absolutely have the liberty of what you wanna do with it

fc: various blonde girls from pinterest

my masterlist

instagram ->

landonorris posted a story

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user1 stop soft launching and tell us who she issss

user2 need details

user3 👀 mr lando norris plz spill

carlossainz55 cute

liked by landonorris

yourusername posted a story

liked by yourbff, landonorris, and 18,204 others

yourbff ugh lil cuties

liked by yourusername

user4 so cute

friend1 aww look at you guys

liked by yourusername

lnfour 📍 melbourne, australia

liked by landonorris, mclaren, and 183,927 others

lnfour ready for the weekend 🦘

tagged: landonorris

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user5 any sign of the gf then? 👀

user6 i love y/n's photographyyy

user7 same she's got the female gaze downnnn

user8 he's so hot

liked by lnfour

user9 admin leak who his gf is to us plz xxx

user10 i have a good feeling about this weekend's race 🙏

lnfour us too!!! 🕯️

interview ->

twitter ->

instagram ->

lnfour

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lnfour anyone else hoping for a big reveal this weekend then?

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carlossainz55 yes, me

lnfour 😂

user16 HELLOOO???

user17 urm wait guys hear me out

user18 let me guess you think he's dating y/n

user17 👀

user19 who is y/n omg im losttttt

user20 literally lnfour admin and photographer lol

landonorris 🤷‍♀️

liked by lnfour

user21 STRESSSS

user22 heart palpitations

yourusername posted a story

liked by landonorris, yourbff, and 31,022 others

landonorris damn who's that sexy man

yourusername 🙄

user23 HMMMM

user24 lando & y/n dating???

user25 that your man?

yourbff stop coz they're connecting the dots y/n

yourusername what dots?!!!

yourusername

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yourusername it's race day mi amigos

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user26 mi amigos... muchos debris... they're meant to be perhaps

user27 some of you are reaching doesn't y/n have a bf already?

user28 she's been soft launching but nothing is confirmed so it could be anyone 👀

landonorris keep me in your thoughts and prayers

yourusername 😂 always!

user29 they're in love

user30 dramatic much

user31 wouldn't it be weird for lando to date someone he works with 😭

oscarpiastri let's goooooo

yourusername 💪

landonorris posted a story

liked by lnfour, yourbff, and 281,114 others

lnfour 💪💪💪💪💪💪 you got this

liked by landonorris

user32 URM HELLOOOO

user33 hi y/n

user34 hmmmmmmmm

user35 this is a big enough reveal to me .. 😇

lnfour posted a story

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user36 🤞🤞🤞🤞

user37 we're gonna win babyyyyyyy

liked by lnfour

mclaren posted a story

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lnfour 🧡🧡🧡

user38 AHHHHHHHHHHH

user39 our boyyy

user40 big reveal when?

yourusername so proud

liked by mclaren

user41 p1 next time

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername posted a story

liked by carlossainz55, charles_leclerc, and 63,018 others

carlossainz55 so cute of him

yourusername CONGRATULATIONS CARLOS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

user42 are you going to celebrate together

user43 AWWWW HE'S SO CUTE

charles_leclerc a handsome boy

yourusername 😊😊😊😊

oscarpiastri you'll come out celebrating with us?

yourusername wouldn't miss it for the world

alexandrasaintmleux posted a story

liked by landonorris, lilyzneimer, and 14,928 others

user44 she's such a wag without even being a wag

user45 love her

user46 oh to be in this friend group 😭

user47 she's so mother

oscarpiastri posted a story

liked by yourbff, landonorris, and 282,016 others

user48 IS THAT Y/N AND LANDO

user49 lando and y/n omg??

user50 OMG?????

landonorris delete

yourusername delete

*this story has been deleted*

twitter ->

instagram ->

landonorris posted a story

liked by yourbff, carlossainz55, and 305,137 others

yourusername not hiding it anymore then?

landonorris guess not 👀

yourbff AHHHHHH ily guys

liked by landonorris

user56 scream

user57 BIG REVEAL?!

lnfour

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lnfour this weekend hit different

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user58 YEA I BET IT DID

user59 just missing charles!!!!

user60 i love lando and carlos' friendship sm

user61 interesting

user62 not her acting like nothing is going on 😝

user63 WE KNOW

yourusername

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yourusername hits different cause it's u

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user64 peep oscar

lilyzneimer pretty couple 🫶

liked by landonorris, yourusername

user65 omgggg mclaren wag bffs

alexandrasaintmleux ily y/n

yourusername ilysm❤️🧡

yourbff GORGEOUS COUPLE

liked by yourusername, landonorris

user66 omg im so excited

user67 best big reveal ever

landonorris wow. look at u

yourusername donttttt. you'll make me blush 😭

user68 i love them omg

landonorris posted a story

liked by yourusername, yourbff, and 599,738 others

user69 AHHH TERRITORIAL LANDO YES PLSSS

user70 god she's hot

yourusername NOOO I SAID STOP I'LL BLUSH😭😭😭😭😭

landonorris you think i dont want that???!

yourusername obsessed with u omg

landonorris obsessed with u a lot more trust

THE END 🧡

[landoslvr]

MRS CHRIS | c. dixon

summary: a scroll through your internet presence as 'mrs chris'. [social media AU.]

pairing: fem!reader x chris dixon (chrismd)

faceclaim: eva meloche

notes: first piece for mrs chris out of the wag universe. eva is gonna be the main fc I use for mrs chris, hopefully you like it!

liked by taliamar, faithlouisak and 4,398 others

yourinstagram charity match this week, plus some other fun tidbits

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user that outfit 🤩

user I knew she was a rhode girly 💅

taliamar soooo pretty 🤍🤍🤍

stephan_tries the only person who is safe from my slander in the commentary box

yourinstagram it's because without me you would've been cancelled a loooooong time ago

stephan_tries best pr manager in the biz

user my idol tbh

user you radiate good energy

chrismd10 another day, another slay 😚

yourinstagram please never speak again

liked by yourinstagram, wroetoshaw and 180,837 others

chrismd10 there's norway this is my job

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faithlouisak my daughter's gonna see that picture one day

user get y/n on it now!!!

user creating more work for y/n by posting ethan's ass pics

user couple goals 😩💅

user when he makes her job harder 🤩🤩🤩

user chris hitting the glow-up hard 🤤

user y/n knew what his potential was 🤍

user they started dating and he just got hotter??

user that harry shot was lethal 🫣

user sick video 👍🏽

yourinstagram why must you do this to me? do you hate me?

behzinga I'm sorry

yourinstagram I'm letting you go

chrismd10 sorry mate

yourinstagram you're next md

liked by miniminter, chrismd10 and 4,982 others

yourinstagram norway for the week <3 at shoots and scrubbing ass pics from the internet 🫶🏼

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user she's just so pretty 🫠

chrismd10 good luck with that 🫣

yourinstagram you can explain to olive why her dad's bum is all over the internet one day christopher

faithlouisak aunty y/n would NEVER do that to her beloved neice

yourinstagram my literal baby girl 😭

user y/n drinking wine to ignore her boyfriend and other clients being stupid

user literally every person in the new video, apart from danny, is a part of y/n's client base

user how does she do this shit

user girl has managed to stop HARRY LEWIS from getting cancelled, I'm convinced she can do anything

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yourinstagram mixing work with pleasure apparently..

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user EAT HIM UP Y/N

user in the words arthur television: she gagged him

calfreezy send kart 21 down the river

user chris on a ladder is so funny to me 😭

maxbalegde sexy pr lady, come over right NOW, you look too good to not be at my place of residence

yourinstagram be right there xx

user casual london fashion week pic on the 2nd slide x

yourinstagram humble bragging 😩

user I want her life 😭😭

user ikr literally hanging out with all your friends because you manage their image? sign me up

yourinstagram rlly easy guys, just date a famous youtuber and have a media and communications degree xxxx just so easy!!

chrismd10 never forget where you came from.. me

yourinstagram okay mr arsenal bedsheets x

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yourinstagram I got my Greece trip- I mean video... and got to pick which extras to bring along......

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user quick everyone act shocked that chris is there

user oh my gosh.. no way, chris? I am so surprised

yourinstagram I appreciate the effort guys 🥲

user she just is that bitch 😭

user you know she's got every single one of those men wrapped around her finger

arthurtv i wasn't one of the chosen ones 💔

yourinstagram because im tired of you and chris sharing a bed and me sleeping on the hotel couch

chrismd10 foiled again arthur

calfreezy send me this pic you traitor

user pr manager/photographer

yourinstagram I need a pay rise

chrismd10 thanks for stowing me away in your suitcase xx

user she's mothering I love it

user so hot

user major fitty ❤️‍🔥🤩

taliamar so true

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chrismd10 constantly reminding me who she is in that first photo. happiest of birthdays to my pr manager and nothing else!

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user happy birthday y/n the pr manager!!

user a y/n photo dump is my favourite kind!!

user spoil us chris!!

wroetoshaw happy birthday y/n!

faithlouisak my wife's birthday 🤩

ksi happy birthday to the goat

user chris and y/n be sappy challenge

callux the queen! happy birthday!!

vikkstagram happy birthday mrs chris!! thanks for everything

yourinstagram thank your lucky stars you posted all nice pictures or I would've deleted your youtube channel xxxx

user Y/N PLEASE 😭

[mythmash]

Bouncer!Sukuna AU Pt. 2

Bouncer!Sukuna x Stripper/Dancer!Reader. Warnings: MDNI 18+, bullet point fic, uncle!sukuna, bootplay, cunnilingus mention, knifeplay, blood, bloodplay, biting, period sex mention A/N: this is a collaborative work made with the amazing @pastelbunnelby, @pastelpixies & @chaoskrakenuwu Series Masterlist || Previous | Next

You start using Sukuna's charges to your own advantage when someone won't leave you alone

"Sorry, I have a boyfriend. He kills people 😊"

He gives you free rein around his apartment and you snoop around until you find his mugshot and frame it

Sukuna keeps taking it down and hiding it, so you move it when he's not looking

You decorate it for the holidays with little stickers like a santa hat, rabbit ears, a bunch of tiny ghosts

You get it printed on one those "I <3 my boyfriend" shirts where you can put the picture in the heart and wear it to bed for April Fool's Day

You think it's hilarious

Sukuna does not

Speaking of holidays, you get little sexy heels ornaments to put on your Christmas tree, and somehow one finds its way onto his keys as a reminder of you when he goes out

Not that he'd ever forget

And speaking of heels, you have a collection of dancing heels and Sukuna loves them, and when you wear only them

He sees you in so little clothes at work anyway, and he's impatient as fuck when he wants you so lingerie doesn't do much for him, but the heels?

The idea of you digging the sharp heel into the back of his thighs or his hips and leaving marks when he's pounding into you makes him go wild

You're getting dressed for a shift while he watches from the bed, and he stops you so he can pick up your foot and place it in his lap heel slightly on his crotch as he takes his time putting lotion and body glitter and kisses and whatever else on your leg before he laces up your heels and switches to the other leg

He likes it when you wear heels or boots with lots of buckles so he has to close each one and you can be there just a little longer

If it's thigh high anything, prepare to be late for your shift

If it's thigh highs that lace all the way up, you always have to lace the tops yourself because he ends up eating you out before he gets there

If it's latex or pvc thigh highs, he's touching them all over because they make your legs and thighs look so good, and he's shining them with his tongue just making his way up your thighs to eat you out again

It's kinda gross because the boots are gross, but honestly so is he and it turns you both on soooo

You come to the realization if you have somewhere to be on time you can’t wear boots, but especially not thigh highs, because you simply will be late every single time and you know he doesn’t give a fuck

In fact, he's glaring at anyone who even seems like they have a problem with your lateness which solves that pretty quick

The club owner gives up on trying to reprimand either of you for being late

If any of the other dancers comment on it, they have to be extra careful not to accidentally slip on stage or trip down the steps

Those heels are just so high, anything could happen if they aren’t careful….

But what really gets him is when you're trying to scuff your new shoes

You take his knife, twirl it around, and keep eye contact while you use it to scuff your heels

The sight of you with his knife is something he never knew he needed until it happened

He decides to introduce some minor knifeplay and lets you use his knife

You accidentally cut him and go to lick the blood from the blade, but you cut your tongue and his mouth is immediately on yours soothing the cut with his tongue and sucking the blood off

It's hot but you decide it's something you'd rather do as a rare treat

Sukuna doesn't mind

He's resourceful enough to find other way to satisfy his blood kink

You accidentally cut your finger while cooking, and he sits you on his lap, your finger in his mouth as he "cleans" the cut for you and you feel how hard he is and you have a sneaking suspicion it’s not just because you’re sitting on him based on the almost dazed look he’s getting wiping up your blood with his mouth

He's noisy about it too

Moaning and slurping and not once does he take his eyes off yours while he's doing it or when his other hand settles on your hip and starts grinding you on his lap

If you try to move your finger away, don’t

He's conflicted because he doesn't like the idea of you being hurt, but he can’t help but feel so turned on

It’s like he’s getting a part of you that he shouldn’t something so personal and forbidden and he can’t help but want more

It’s a little treat for him because it only happens if you accidentally cut yourself

Or when you're on your period which he definitely isn't tracking so he can be as insatiable as possible and keep you so thoroughly exhausted you can't do much else besides eat and sleep

…..And if you seem to cut yourself more often after that little moment he’s not going to mention it

You're just a little clumsy is all

It's not his fault you got a little distracted by him intentionally coming up behind you and kissing your neck while cutting vegetables and now you have a little cut on your finger

Don’t you worry your pretty little head about it he’ll help fix it

And again he’s perceptive, he’d never let you do any lasting damage, but if you get a little knick here and there that’s just life right?

He'd always kiss you after to comfort you. Only to kiss it and make it better...not at all to see your blood smear across your lips

The other dancers get concerned when you keep showing up with bandaids on your fingers and you explain “Oh, just learning some new cooking tricks!” while trying not to show how hot and bothered you are at the memory

Aaaand now you have to find Sukuna before your next dance because how can you concentrate on dancing when all you can think about is him smearing blood-slick spit on your skin as he licks up your fingers?

He bites your lips when he kisses you just to get a small taste of your blood and hear your little whines

When he kisses your neck, he always nips at your pulse. Not hard enough to draw blood but a bit harder than advisable.

He really wants you to feel it because he always gets the breathiest whimpers out of you and you grind against him just that much more when he does

Plus the rush of knowing how easily he could sink his teeth in and tear your throat, and how you trust him so much to know that’s probably what he’s thinking and you’re still letting him do this

And he’d constantly remind him that you should be afraid of him, you should be scared of him like everyone else is, but you aren’t because you’re just as nasty as he is and how could such a pretty little princess like you be so dirty

He’d love every second of it

[ashwhowrites]

Hi!!! If you're still writing about Eddie Munson. Could you PRETTY PLEASE write one in which the reader is a badass and can actually fight and somehow protects Eddie? Pleeeease make it fluffy :3. ALSO I LOVE YOUR WORK! AND I'VE BEEN REREADING YOUR FANFICTIONS ABOUT EDDIE SOOOO MANY TIMES ❤️❤️

I LOVE THIS IDEA!

and that means the world 🥹 do you have a favorite so far?

I hope you love this! She's a real badass for her man. I'd protect this baby so fast

Master-list

Everyone knew her name. Everyone even feared it. She was known for never backing down from a fight. always quick to strike first, always letting her anger get the best of her. But she loved deeply and hard. If she loved you, you'd get a bodyguard. You've got a guardian; she won't let anyone hurt you. 

So when a bitch on the cheer squad said shit to Chrissy, the cheerleader left practice with a black eye. Chrissy had to physically yank Y/N off the poor girl before she sent her to get plastic surgery. 

~~

Eddie was waiting outside of hellfire for his girlfriend and Chrissy. They always go out to dinner on the weekends. 

"Come on, Chrissy; the bitch deserved it. She can't say shit to you and not expect me to do something." He heard his girlfriend's voice echoing down the hall.

She appeared behind him, with her leather-covered arms wrapping around him. He sighed into her warmth. 

"Eddie, your girlfriend came very close to getting suspended again." Chrissy lectured as she crossed her arms. Eddie laughed. 

Y/N was so close she could feel his back shake with his laugh. She kissed his back and wrapped around to his front to kiss his lips. 

"She was being mean Eddie." She pouted out her lip. Chrissy rolled her eyes with a small smile. She couldn't deny she felt loved that Y/N was quick to jump to her defense so fast. 

"Oh Chrissy, if my girl said she deserved it, then she did." Eddie smiled as he wrapped his arm around his girlfriend's shoulder. a proud smirk on his face. 

"I wish I saw it though. I bet you looked so hot." He moaned in her ear. Chrissy fake-gagged and rolled her eyes.

"Let's go eat real food and love birds, not each other's faces." The couple laughed and followed her out.

~~

It was two days later when Y/N found herself in another fight. She was at the hideout, drooling over her incredibly sexy boyfriend, when a guy had the nerve to hit on her.

"I'm not interested. Fuck off." She spat as she walked away from the bar. She headed toward the curtain, waiting with a kiss on her lips for her boyfriend. Apparently the guy did not want to fuck off because he followed her over. 

"Look, I have a boyfriend; he's the singer of the band that just played. I am not interested." She said it with as much venom as she could. 

He backed off as Eddie walked out of the curtain. Her tiny dress went up as she wrapped her arms around him.

"Baby! You did so fucking good!" She kissed him hard. He groaned and wrapped his tatted arm around her, yanking her closer. When Eddie pulled away, he could see a guy staring at her over her shoulder. well, staring at her ass. 

Eddie smirked as he trailed his hand down to grip her ass. The guy looked up, and once he saw Eddie, he backed down. 

It's been a few hours of them at the bar; Eddie left to use the bathroom when the sleezy guy came back.

"He's gone now; do you want to meet in the back?" She rolled her eyes.

"Seriously dude. No is no!"

She was losing her temper but snapped the moment his hand grabbed her arm. 

She turned to him fast; her first hand collided with the side of his face. He dropped her arm quickly.

"YOU BITCH!" He screamed in her face, Eddie appearing fast and standing in front of her.

"Protecting your little slut man?" He asked as he rubbed his cheek.

Eddie laughed as he grabbed his girlfriend's hand and said, "No, I'm protecting you." 

~~

Even though she has been in many fights and arguments, she has never felt this much anger in her body. 

Her eyes were burning as she watched this girl at Steve's party flirting with her boyfriend. She can see he is clearly uncomfortable looking around for her helpful eyes. Once she caught sight of his puppy eyes, she marched over. A smile filled his face, and her heart warmed. 

But at the sight of the bitch touching his chest, her heart went cold. 

"Back the fuck up." She sneered as she yanked the girl's hand off of him, standing directly in front of him. She could feel his breathing against her back. A small smirk reached her face at the small poke in her ass. 

The girl rolled her eyes and walked off. She turned around with a peck for Eddie and headed off to the bathroom. 

~~

When she came back, there was a circle, and "Fight! Fight!" was being changed. 

She rolled her eyes and tried to search for Eddie. She was heading to the backyard when Steve grabbed her arm and said, "Come now, Eddie's hurt." 

She went into autopilot, following Steve. Worry was clear on her face. "What happened?" she screamed over the music frantically. 

Eddie was a soft boy; he didn't like conflict. He suffered from bullying but never fought back. He hated parties, and she feels bad that she brought him here. Steve led her to the circle, and as she pushed her way to the front, she saw Jason sitting over Eddie's body, his fist raised in the air. She ran to stop it but was too late; it collided hard with Eddie's left eye. 

She screamed as loud as she could, her heart breaking at Eddie's bloodied nose, red cheek, and his left eye now puffing. 

"GET OFF OF HIM!" She tackled Jason to the floor; he was caught off guard by her strength. even more caught off guard when she landed deadly punches to his face, one after another. 

Eddie was still out of it. His head was pounding, his nose felt like it was smashed into pieces, and his eye was pounding. Steve was next to his head, trying to help him sit up.

"Come on, man, you got this." Eddie groaned as Steve sat him up. His eyes were blurry as he tried to take in the scene. 

He could hear his girlfriend screaming at the top of her lungs. He looked over to see her on top of Jason, pounding away. 

"Steve, you've got to stop her!" He pleaded. He knew his girl—she wouldn't stop until she was forced to. 

Luckily, Chrissy came out of nowhere and said, "Baby, you need to let him go." She was as nice as she could be. But Y/N zoned out the world around her. focused on anger.

"ENOUGH. Y/N." She screamed this time, but Y/N didn't even flinch. 

Chrissy knew if she spoke one word of Eddie's name, she'd snap out of it. 

"Y/N, Eddie Needs Your Help," 

Her theory was right; her eyes snapped up to Chrissy's glossy eyes staring at her. She turned around to see Eddie was gone.

She got off Jason quickly with a kick to his ribs and said, "Leave him the fuck alone, you hear me?Don't you ever look at him or lay a finger on him."

She turned back to Chrissy, worry returning to her eyes. "Where is he?" 

~~

She barged into Steve's bathroom. Eddie was sitting on the counter as Steve wiped his nose.

"Baby," she gasped softly. His hair was everywhere; his nose was cleaned up, but she could tell it would be bruising. His eye was shut, and his cheek had a small cut. 

"I'll leave you to it." Steve said as he walked out the door, closing it behind him.

"I'm fine." Eddie chuckled. She looked like she was going to cry. Eddie sighed and opened his arms. 

She dove into them, crying softly into his shoulder. She was fine with fighting, but she never liked to see Eddie hurt. Ever since she fell in love with him, she wanted to protect him more than anything.

"I'm so sorry I wasn't there to protect you." She sobbed.

Eddie felt like his heart was being tugged over and over. 

"Baby, it's okay. You are always there to help me. You totally kicked his ass, from what I heard." He pulled away and kissed her head. Grabbing her bruised and bloodied knuckles.

"See." He laughed as he kissed her knuckles. Grabbing a wet towel and dabbing off the blood

"No, I wasn't there, and you got hurt." She felt like she had failed. If she just stayed there, he wouldn't be hurt.

"What happened?" she asked.

Eddie felt stupid; he doesn't know why he thought he could take Jason in a fight, but after seeing his girlfriend protect him so many times, he wanted to do the same. 

"Apparently the girl that was flirting with me was Jason's date. Jason accused me of trying to steal her. I said that was stupid because, hello, my girlfriend is a total babe. Then he decided to say, "Bro, why don't we switch for the night? I hear your girl has a good mouth on her." And I lost it. You protect me all the time. You stand up for me. and I wanted to do that once for you. Apparently, I'm not as good at fighting as you are." He laughed sadly as he finished cleaning her knuckles.

She smiled at his words. She kissed his bruising cheek softly, "my own little protector. I saw he was already busted open by the time I finished him; you definitely did some damage, my pretty boy; thank you so much. I'm so proud of you." He smiled big at her words. His heart warmed at the thought of her being proud of him.

"Yeah, I kicked some ass before he got me to the floor." She laughed with him.

"Let's get you home. You deserve an award." He jumped off the counter as fast as he could. Yeah, his eye may not be able to fully open, his nose hurts like a bitch, and his cheek is bruised, but he made her proud, so it was all worth it.

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@bmunson86 @mxcheese @ladymunson @michaelfuckinglangdon @z0mbie-blah

[sketchfanda]

Kirishima’s Mystique: Cream&Chocolate Nyotaimori

Sometimes Kirishima found there was a pattern when it came to aspects of his relationship. Namely and mainly being that just when he thinks he had Mina and Maya figured out? They kept finding new ways to surprise him in terms of how kinky they could be and the lengths they always went to just to make him a very happy boyfriend. To say nothing of the fact that they seemed to get a thrill of out wanting to know any and every detail when it comes to what women he's been with, be it chance encounters or spicy little liaisons they arrange on his behalf. There was no doubt what he was looking at right about now was the latter case in question. As he came back to his apartment to find his eyes greeted not with the sight of the cotton candy/bubblegum pink & blue duo doing something erotic or wearing something sexy, but rather a naked bovine babe laying naked atop the table in front of his living room couch. Her silky navy blue hair glistening in the night as 3 blossom flowers rested atop her head and the soles of her dainty cloven feet as sushi pieces laid upon her backside. From her milk chocolate furred thighs all along the curve of her spine acting as a platter as she idly enjoyed a lollipop. A curious hum escaped her muzzled lips as she noticed his arrival. Tilting her head as she seemed to take in every detail about him from head to toe as her eyes twinkled with curiosity. Humming as she seemed like to what she was seeing before Kirishima got her attention by speaking up.

Kirishima:”Soooo I’m guessing my girlfriends put you up to this?” *the pinkish redhead enquired, unable to help himself as he couldn’t stop ogling this sexy nude bovine heteromorph. He had to say, she seemed to take it in stride exposing so much of herself like this before him.*

??:”Pink alien looking girl and a blue scaly babe with streaked hair? You’d be Kirishima?”*the Bovine babe replying with questions of her own,as Kirishima confirmed both answers.* “That they did handsome. Name’s Cream&Chocolate but you can call me CC. Short, sweet and rolls off the tongue. I’m your Nyotaimori for your dinner tonight and those 2 gave me your address and spare key. Don’t be shy now, I’m sure Yiu got to be hungry, working hard as you do..” *the now named cowgirl quipped, tilting her head to gesture to the sushi laying upon her backside.*

Any doubt or hesitation Kirishima had in regards to this situation became forgotten as his stomach growled quite audibly. CC giggling teasingly at his embarrassed expression as the sturdy hero shrugged and decided what the hell? Mina and Maya pretty much arranged dinner for him and figured why not literally serve it to him on a hot piece of ass. Besides which this wasn’t CC’s first rodeo, figuratively speaking and she was a professional providing a service. So waste not, want not as they say. As after a quick change into some casual shorts and a tanktop, the Red Riot hero was sitting comfy on his couch as he picked away at the rolls of fish spread and laid out on this bovine beauty. CC idly kicking her dainty cloven feet s her booty swayed and jiggled enticingly. Enjoying her lollypop as she stayed cool and composed so as to not disturb her client's meal. All the while Kirishima enjoyed whatever he could find on tv, showing that whatever awkwardness or hesitation he had earlier had faded away. comfy with the presence of the nude cowgirl even as he cute tail wagged and caressed his arm teasingly. Wherever Mina and Maya ad gotten this girl hired from? He'd be sure to tell them to write a very high praising review. Soon not a single sushi piece or roll remained on CC's backside, hardly even a speck or crumb of rice. A filling and satisfying meal and yet he wondered if that now meant CC's time was done for him. A pity as he was rather starting to enjoy her presence. Cal him lewd but when you had girlfriends like his and the sort of sex life he had? You developed something of an appreciation for the luxury of women who were easy on the eyes and more thn comfy being naked in your presence, sighing as he caught the bovine beaut's atention from the tv.

Kirishima:*rubs the back of his neck modestly and humbly, a nervous grin flashing those pearly white shark teeth of his.* "Sorry about that, guess I should've played with my food more. So tha means you're done?"*He enquired, a cute puzzled look on his face as CC simply giggled sweetly before shooting him a sultry look. Fingers idly tapping the stick of her lollipop as she made her booty jiggle a bit.*

CC:"Ooh handsome, we're not done just because you're no finished. Your girls booked me for you, All....Night....Long. That was just your appetizer, your main course and dessert are now ready. So dig in, cutie...not gonna lie, just looking at you is making me so damn wet right now...."

Now Kirishima wasn't sure when that switch just went off in his brain and his libido prety much took over control of his body at this point. Maybe it was something about CC's voice, the sultry sesual tone as she made it clear how aroused she was. The honest, direct need in giving herself to him sexually not just simply because it was a professional courtesy but more than mutual on her part. Or could be he was in that mood where being in the presence of a sexy naked cowgirl who he just ate sushi off reached its natural conclusion with his brain just about telling him. "BE A MAN AND GIVE THAT COW A RODEO!!" All the same of course, here he was kneeling on the floor of his living room. His face planting against that juicy,bubbly furry bovine booty. Hands grasping and squeezing those meat cheeks with playful slaps and massaging them along with her splendid thighs. Not quite the melon poppers that Mina and Maya's but they were still a fine class all their own. Her moans deepthroated as they flowed like a melodic, erotic songbird, gasping and moaning as her heroic client ate her out. Feeling his tongue probe and prod her slit as he drank up her flowing pussy juices. Even rimming her anal pucker as he showed his thanks in more ways than one to CC for providing such a delicious meal. It was small wonder she was called Cream&Chocolate because she was a dessert he was going to enjoy and then some. As the bovine hottie bit her lip sensually at feeling her hunky client hit a sweet spot more than once, grasping the table as her teeth grit and bit down on the stick of her lollypop while her milky tits pressed and rubbed against the smooth surface of his table as her spine tingled with orgasmic delight. Those two girlfriends of his promised her that their man was going to rock their world but she just figured they were hyping up out of good nature. but nope, hyperbole this damn well wasn't and she loved it!!

Kirishima:"Goddamn...easy now,no need to choke yourself on it...I'm kind of a grower..."*The sturdy chivalrous stud groaned,doing his best to reassure CC she didn't have to overexert herself. As he sat back on the couch, naked as CC caressed his chest and abs with one hand while the other stroked his cock. That is the portion that wasn't currently being fit being fit into her mouth. Lips latched around his fuckrod as she licked and sucked away. Seemingly motivated and challenged by his words as she sought to deepthroat him, eyes glowing with lust as his pre oozed away onto her tongue. Dazzling her tastebuds as she rubbed thighs together, feeling her nectar flow down them with sticky warmth.*

CC:*popped her off of his cock, sensually stroking him as she gave the tip a soft kiss and lick. Nuzzling her face against that drool soaked rod as she looked up at him with her lusty eyes. Kicking and licking her way uo along his abs and chest as she climbed up to sit in and straddle his lap. Lining up that meat hammer as she rubbed her slit against it, licking her lips at the groan he gave as her nectar lubed it up.* “Mm they told me Yiu could be such a gentleman….but Yiu don’t need to be gentle with me handsome…take this and fuck me, as rough and hard as you want…I want to You to rut like Younwant to out a baby in me…how’s that make you feel…Daddy?”

The moment she uttered that word? Kirishima’s red eyes gleamed, his quirk kicking in some spots of his body as he grit his teeth. Grasping CC’s waist as he pushed down to meet his thrusting hips. The bovine lady of the evening throwing her head back to let out a deep, passionate moan. Nearly mooing as she felt his cock lenetrate her, inch upon inch of bitch pleasing meat sinking deeper into the muscular embrace of her pussy’s walls as they began to assault thst length and girth with sticky warmth. Her stomach swelling to indicate just how deep her studly client was, as his heavy balls were pressed against her bubble butt. Soon as he’d bottomed out, Kirishima began to pump and thrust away, picking up a steady rhythm, slow and deep at first before he soon began licking up speed and upped the intensity of his erotic tempo. CC gasping and moaning as she wrapped her arms around his powerful shoulders, her tits pressed up against his pecs as they rubbed against those powerful muscles. Pressing her lips to his as they made out,tongues dancing as the bovine found out just how wild and primal the chivalrous hero got when it came to that one word. It was a small fact Mina and Maya had shared that their Red Riot stud had a bit of a breeding kink. Like nothing got him going more than when a girl played up being a bitch in heat, calling him Daddy and hinting that nothing turned than on more than to have him knock them up and make them his baby mamas. Suffice to say, they were so damn right on the money as she rode the tidal wave passion that began to assault her senses with primal sensual passion.

Kirishima:*grunted and growled, belting out the words get pregnant like some personal mantra as he performed a standing fuck. CC's legs hooked around his powerful arms and shoulders as he made her bounce and ride on his jackhammering cock. Licking and sucking on her bouncing milktank tits as her juices splashed and soaked his pevlis.*

CC:"Aaahn harder daddy!! Make me go on maternity leave!! AAahn i've cum 5 times and you haven't pulled out once!!"*The bovine beauty howled and cried,as she stood in the downward dog,bent over the couch before the intensity of Kirishima's powerfucking made her arms and legs numb, soon going to doggy style then being fucked prone. Those heavy,loaded balls smacking her outerlips and her clit as she gasped and moaned from his sharp teeth grazing and nibbling along her neck and shoulders. Each and every moment he went and came inside her, blowing his load as he filled her womb was like she found herself reaching a sexual nirvana. This guy,she didn't have to fake it for even once. Christ next time she'd gladly do it again pro bono as she kept at it with him,all,night,long. Earning her pay and then some....*

The very next morning, CC and her chivalrous john laid together on the couch, the bovine babe being the little spoon. Their loins still joined together as the morning rays of light made for quite the picture. One beheld by Mina and Maya as the candy coloured girlfriend duet that called Kirishima their boyfriend grinned like the mischievous minxes they were. Snapping pictures of their man basking in the afterglow of his latest and most recent conquest. Ohh they'd be sure to give CC a highly rated 5 star review, especially once they found their hidden camera and checked the content highlights of what went down after their stud enjoyed his sushi platter. Hey never it be said they don't know how to treat their man like the greatest gift they ever got and then some.

[daz4i]

Top five guildies uwu

2 days later i'm coming back to these asks yeehaw. thank you anon!!!

i assume this is about bsd guild members (if not then i feel very stupid and am asking for clarification) SO

1. poe. like specifically recently i got major brainworms abt him he is such a funny little guy i love him. the most character ever. also one of my fav designs in bsd he's so funky

2. lucy!!!!! she's my bsd best girl tbh, i love her arc sm and her parallels to atsushi make me emotional. i love that she's essentially become an ada member by now tbh it's what she deserves

3. nathaniel. hot priest go brrr (also the whole going on a killing spree to save someone you love is soooo sexy). when i was first watching the anime one of the running jokes of my liveblogging was that he's my boyfriend and you know what? he still is.

4. fitzgerald! he is SO interesting to me. i disliked him at first for obvious reasons but his motives + the way he changes as a character after getting his very needed slap from reality changed my perception of him big time, it's genuinely fun to watch him getting back up on his feet too. also his dynamic with louisa is adorable

5. lovecraft. he's just like me fr (tired and not entirely human)

send some top 5/top 10 asks?

[bryceslahela]

Idk if you’ve been asked this before (I’m sure you have) but it’s been a while soooo any chance you can rank your favorite LIs? Kinda dying to know if Bryce is in fact #1

i think i did it ages ago so i don’t think i have access to it anymore so i’ll redo it! i’ll do my top ten <333

#10 - raleigh - fine asf but lowkey kinda boring. the book was boring and the mc was annoying. i’m also putting kenji here bc book was boring and mc was forgettable but!!! he’s soooo sexy i love confidence fr.

#9 - dakota - woulda been higher if he hadn’t broke my heart and died ☹️

#8 - cas - ok u all know i love cas he’s literally my baby i love him but he’s number 8 bc he’s a) relatively new and the nostalgia hasn’t settled in yet and b) also he has heavy competition </3

#7 - trystan - love him sm and he’s so sexy and i love the slow burn but he’s this low bc i am mad the second book isn’t out yet…. COME ON!

#6 - hayden - my robot bf i love him sm idc that he isn’t real. but the most realistic thing in pm was that hayden was a fake manufactured person because nobody is that sexy and perfect irl besides maybe beyoncé.

now we getting into the real big players fr fr….

#5 - marc antony - ik imma get hate or wtvr bc he’s a polarising figure frfr but he’s SO sexy like i didn’t even know it was that possible for a fictional character to be that hot. ( i am obviously talking abt the fictional vers )

#4 - michael - he was my first lil babygirl when i was a teen and started playing. love him 5eva. he really introduced me to choices. i’m also placing damien here bc although he’s a cop …. he fine asf im ngl and i used to save all my diamonds to buy his scenes 🫣

#3 - thomas - my everything. my sunshine on a cloudy day. my boyfriend. my babygirl. my lil mushroom. my sweet spotify playlist. my cactus. my fenty lipgloss. my rnb mixtape. my eyebrow wax. my nail polish. my order at five guys. this man is what i dream my future husband will be like. my lil pocket dilf <3333

#2 - blaine - a bitch. a bastard. a whore. i kinda wanna kiss em or wtvr ig ☹️

#1 - IT’S BRYCE LAHELA BITCH!!! - i need to do a oph playthrough so i can see my bf again cause its acc criminal how long i’ve lasted without seeing his face…. im having withdrawals rn…. it’s not healthy 🙁💔

[roseworth]

opinions on jaykyle ?

GASP. love love love. but disclaimer before i say anything,,, i have not read the one (1) comic they are in together, everything i know about them is completely Dashboard Osmosis xoxo

first of all. love the Disaster energy of jaykyle,,, both of them being like "i dont care! *proceeds to care a lot*" bc they Do Not Want to be interested in each other but alas. they are

i love the hc of neither of them realizing that they are into each other but donna knowing and being so fucking tired of them all the time. kyle goes "jason is soooo annoying 🙄 hes not even that hot. no one thinks hes hot. i dont know why anyone would think that hes hot. who would even be into him. everyone thinks hes sooooo cool and sexy and everyone wants to fuck him. not me though." while donna sits there like "sure, talk more about how much you don’t think or care about him 🙂"

meanwhile jason is actually chill about it. hes like "yeah kyle gets on my nerves but like in a hot way" while kyle is fuming in a corner. boyfriends <3

and hhhmmhhhsmshsmhhhm characters that pretend not to care about each other but then are super protective and would kill and die for each other??? oh my god i am crying. jason sees kyle in danger and he immediately runs in and tries to protect him despite the fact that kyle is a lot more powerful than him fjfjdjsmdn

but ohh my god. italicized oh moment for realizing they actually DO like each other??? fuck! both of them are fucking dumb and emotionally repressed so that they wouldnt even realize it until something major happens. like one of them is in danger and the other is Panicking and doesnt realize why theyre so worried until theyre like "hold on. hold on. i am in love. okay."

and LISTEN. both of them are scared of bringing people into their lives and caring for another person :(

after what happened to alex (🧊💔) kyle is wary of bringing people into his life because he is afraid that it will only end badly for them :( he doesnt want to see the people he cares about get hurt so he tries to keep Emotional Distance so nothing can happen

and jason has felt constantly hurt and left behind by the people that are supposed to care about him :( his dad left, his mom died (which obviously is not her fault bc she was an addict but from a 10-year-old jason's perspective it def gave him some abandonment issues from seeing his mothers dead body then needing to live on the streets), then sheila betrayed him, then he felt betrayed by bruce, then he felt left behind by his whole family. so that tends to affect a persons relationships

so both of them are extremely hesitant to be in a relationship, i feel like jason would be the one to end up making the first move but for a while they would both have a “one foot out the door” attitude but they would have to slowly accept that they trust each other and care about each other :(

because FUCK it’s about learning to accept that they can’t always be there when the person they care about is in danger! and overcoming insecurities about the danger of opening your life for another person!!! aaaaaah!!!!!!!!!

that’s all i’m going to say for now because i am going to go into cardiac arrest but i just…. care deeply about them. anyways while i’m talking about jaykyle i implore everyone to read violet tendencies by elixir because it’s my fav jaykyle fic and i think about it constantly

[ahundredtimesover]

September - October 2020 Reads

Since tumblr tags are shit, here’s another way to organize all the JK fics I’ve read (and really like) so it’s easier to find them. I’ll (try to) make a list every month’s end (but I reblog them as I read so you can follow this account). Please give love to all these writers (reblog, comment!!) and of course, our lil bun jk 🐰

Note the angst, fluff, and smut descriptions and my “read if you want to” thing is just a guide bc it works for me and my mood swings

1. chewie & choco boy + loveship by @hueseok (a, f) - bf2l, college au, jock jk (read if you want a bit of angst but a lot of softness and love)

2. Waste it on me on ao3 by milkteaze (a, s) - f2l, adulting (read if you want pain and healing - involves character’s death - and my fave BFF Tae)

3. Falling skies series by @fortunexkookie (a, f, s) - f2l, best friend’s brother (read if you want a gut-wrenching and absolutely heartbreaking - involves character death - but incredibly beautiful piece of work)

4. Year 22 by @guklvr (a, f, s) - f2l, childhood friends, college au (read if you want something about growing up and childhood friends that’s a lil painful but with a satisfying end)

5. Heart of the storm by @ladyartemesia (f, s) - s2l, college au, neighbors au (read if you want hot college jk to hold you when you’re scared and something that’s so beautifully written like a poem)

6. My euphoria by @moonxochu (f) - s2l, fake dating au, ceo jk (read if you want something soft and pure and that will make you happy)

7. Seal the deal on ao3 by blaqandwhite (a, f, s) - s2l, arranged marriage au, ceo kids (read if you want a god-tier fic and one of the best arranged marriage stories out there)

8. Lost starts pt1 + pt2 by @smoochkooks (a, s) - f2l, childhood friends, idol au, fuckboy jk (read if you want your heart to break but it’s angst with a happy ending)

9. Our future by @btsmutimagines (f) - arranged marriage au (read if you want funny and adorable banter)

10. Pining 101 drabble series by @guklvr - doctors au (read if you want to imagine our favorite boys as doctors and witness idiots be so clueless)

11. Navy pt1 + pt2 by @jjkfire (a, f) - bestfriends au, childhood friends, idol au; ongoing (read if you want something about achieving dreams, pain, and misunderstandings)

12. Noise by @jjkfire (f, s) - college au, neighbors au (read if you wanna laugh and be endeared by cocky little shit jk)

13. Fairy of shampoo by @ironicarmy (f, s) - boyfriend au, domestic au (read if you’re a sucker for sweet boyfriend jk and shower sex)

14. They don’t love you like a love you drabble series pt1, pt2, pt3 by @yeojaa (a, f) - exes au (read if you want your heart to break and be put back together again)

15. The love project by @gukyi (f) - bf2l, college au (read if you want fluff and a warm hug)

16. Gardenia by @minsprings (a, f, s) - sort of e2l, arranged marriage au, royalty au (read if you want something really good ft. Prince Charming jk who will protect and love you with everything he has)

17. Are you going to stay by @hollyhomburg (a, f) - bf2l, idol au, fuckboy jk (read if you want to hurt so good)

18. Angels and airwaves series by @yeojaa (f, s) - s2l, idol au, gamer jk (read if you want to imagine meeting jk online and something so fun and soft to read)

19. Stress relief by @hobidreams (f, s) - husband au (read if you want to imagine hot and guilty husband jk and maybe be turned on)

20. Sugar high series by @yeojaa (a, f) - bf2l, idol au (read if you want a painfully beautiful and well-written idol fic that’s rly one of the best out there)

21. Stay by @jungkxook (a, f, s) - popstar jk (read if you want something that goes from soft to hard to soft ft. fluffball jk and glorious smut)

22. Half a heart without you on ao3 by blaqandwhite (a, f) - bf2l (read if you want your heart to be ripped into pieces - involves character death and not really unrequited feelings and adulting and a lot of pain - and just something that’s full of drama but still a really good story with a happy ending)

23. Bandslam pt1, pt2, pt3 by @ironicarmy (a, s) - e2l, college au, band au (read if you want intense angst and smut and a roller coaster of emotions ft. grown men being open about their feelings)

24. For science series by @boymeetsweevil (a, f, s) - f2l, nerd jk (read if you want an experience of nerd jk being an idiot and also a dash of angst and just something really good)

25. Sweetness, make it right, the draft when you say “no” but regret it by @underthejoon (a) (read if you want something heavy but written so painfully beautiful that you just have to experience this kind of writing)

26. Extra cheese, please by @vankoya (f) - bf2l, roommates au (read if you want to laugh and something fun and adorable and light)

27. The bodyguard pt1, pt2, pt3 by @letspurpletogether - mafia au, bodyguard au (read if you want something quite intense with lots of sexual tension)

28. Watchdog by @kpopisthereasonihavenolife (a) - mafia au, bodyguard au (read if you want action and angst ft. intense jk and our favorite boys)

29. Baby, baby by @gwoongi (f) - youtuber au (read if you want something feel-good and light)

30. My beauty, my blood by @7cypher (a, f) - mafia au, single parent au (read if you want pain and healing and just something really good)

31. A line crossed, A table turned drabble series by @underthejoon (a, s) - mafia au, bodyguard au (read if you want sexual tension that really is an art in itself and this is art)

32. Serendipity by @goldenscript (f) - e2l, college au (read if you want jerk jk but with so much more underneath and a story of how a relationship develops)

33. Heartbreak trials by @dreamyjoons (a, s) - f2l, roommates au, adulting, fuckboy jk (read if you want to feel a dash of pain ft. idiots)

34. Deep six by @bratkook (a, s) - gang au (read if you want something soooo sexy, that’s all I can say)

35. Crush by @jungxk (a, f, s) - husband jk, idol au, memory loss, parents au (read if you want a god-tier fic that will hurt and heal and that you can read over and over and over again)

36. The millionaire and his lover by @gukyi (a, f, s) - bf2l, fake dating au, ceo jk (read if you want angst and bestfriend banter)

(monthly reads masterpost)

[elysianslove]

hi! how have you been since the hell that ensued after halloween is?

also could you do a batboys college au? like their major and how the reader would meet them and all that jazz? 👉👈

-🐥

hi anon!! i’m not sure what ur talking about @ the halloween stuff hvsdhjs but! here are the batboys hc’s! i’m not very familiar with duke thomas’s character enough to write about him tbh, so he’s not included here :( but if you want me to add him let me know!! i hope you enjoy!!

dick grayson

out of all the batboys i really didn’t know how to choose a major for him

but

i think he’d do law tbh, specifically criminal law 

his main motivation to become a police officer in bludhaven had been to be able to help people in any way he can 

i forgot if it’s canon or not but he does realize how corrupt it is and he quits but that’s another thing we won’t get into that lmao 

anyways yes let’s just stick with law 

meeting you ! 

he shares one or two courses with you

one that’s really early in the morning 

and one that’s later on in the afternoon 

dick is like a magnetic okay

anywhere he goes people are just attracted to him

like literally he will breathe 

but someone call the ambulance there’s a person that’s passed out bc of how beautiful he is

but this is an 8 am class 😃

so there’s no way ur awake enough to notice him

coincidentally he sits next to you one time

and this is the one time

you decide

yeah lemme just fkn sleep is uni even worth it 

dick definitely notices right away but he doesn’t say anything 

he thinks you look so cute passed out on your desk like this 🥺

when the professor signals the end of the class, he watches as people file out and then he just leans over and nudges you slightly 

you nearly punch him bc he scared you ❤️

he just laughs and goes “class is over” 

you just sigh like the guilt starts to hit you and your heart begins to sink

and he sees your disappointed face and just goes 

“i took a lot notes. i can share them w you?”

lifesaver in every single way dick grayson 😻😻😻

you had another class that you had to run to and you were rushing

he was like “dw i’ll just give them to you whenever i see you next” 

and you 🏃🏻‍♀️ outta there

imagine ur surprise when u enter class at 12 pm and he’s there in all his glory 

after the lecture is over, he walks up to you as you’re packing and asks if you want to go to the coffee shop nearby 

to take his notes of course

and you finally register just how handsome he is 

so obviously you say yes wtf

and the rest is history 😼

he asks you out, properly, pretty early on tbh 

so unfazed lmfao 

now you take naps on his shoulder instead of the desk 💞💞💞

soooo into pda 

kisses u when he first sees you

when you’re parting ways

when he feels like it

straight up cuddles w during lectures i’m not even joking 

it’s disgusting how cute you two are 

gets you coffee for all those 8 am classes u have w him hehe

study dates always turn into karaoke sessions somehow don’t even ask lmao

jason todd

english literature 

this is a collective agreement right? 

right

definitely english literature 

i dont even think he wants to go to uni but he’s going to waste time plus this is bruce’s money 😏🤑

your major doesn’t necessarily have to be english literature as well

but you share one class

and my god 

you two disagree on everything

like every little thing

at this point if he says something and you slightly agree internally you’ll still say some opposing shit 

that’s kinda what draws you to him 

at first you genuinely had nothing against him

but then this kind of rivalry developed for no specific reason 

but it was fun

and he was hot

so seeing him get flustered or angry made him even hotter somehow 

but then

but t h e n

you’re not sure if your professor like ships you or something

so you’re assigned a debate topic on one of the books you’d discussed in class/one of the books you’ve read outside, and within each group are the two sides for and against 

not only were you in the same team as jason, but you were on the same side as him

so you had to work with him

the audacity of the professor omg 

but jason needs this course 

and 

well you don’t but it’s too late to back out now 

you two meet in the campus library after deciding on a book with the other two of your team

and 

honestly??? 

you two work so well together 

like insanely well

during the debate you destroyed the other team 

spoiler alert 

doing so well with jason kinda made you like hot and bothered 

seeing him in his zone

sexy <3 

what i mean to say is

you both end up making out in some storage room lmfao 

or hate sex 😏

professor has a phd in matchmaking 🤔😻

i think you two don’t admit you like each other

bc you’re both stubborn as fuck

but eventually you’re literally on his lap on his couch and it just hits you

and you lean back and go

“wanna go out w me” 

and he just shrugs and goes “sure” and pulls you in for more kissing hehe

he’s not v good at the boyfriend thing tbh

you have to chase him around and be like “sir!!! did u forget about me huh!!!”

he doesn’t mean to i promise

he gets all blushy and flustered once he realizes 

only ever into pda if he’s insanely jealous 

will straight up make out w u regardless of where u are or who ur with lmfao 

he’s still getting used to the little intimacies and all 

debates in class are so much more fun now cause he finds it so hot when u get all riled up hehe

that eng lit professor is so happy for you two omg

tim drake

okay i also couldn’t really decide for him

but maybe he’d study something like physics (or maybe computer engineering/computer science) 

idk u have to have a death wish to wanna major in physics so tim’s major it is

i’m not sure how it works for every other uni but my uni requires 6 credits of sciences to graduate 

so let’s say for the sake of this hc u take like just the first level of physics to get 3 credits 

and 

you’re struggling 😃👍🏼

so you like approach your professor with a few questions before the quiz 

but tim is also there

and he kinda makes small talk while you two wait outside the office

and he asks why you’re here

you show him

and he’s like “oh i took this course w the same professor as well, i could help?” 

it’s like an angel had descended from the heavens for you personally 

you take his number and decide to meet up with him after a few hours 

he’s of so much more help than your professor would’ve been, even if ur prof is a really nice and smart person 

and he’s super like

patient with you? 

also he pays for all the coffee and snacks you’re getting after you already get them 

ur like bruh i didnt 

dont pay pls

and he’s like no im loaded let me 😼

swooning <3 

and guess what!! 

you ace the quiz out of some miracle

first thing you do is text him and he congratulates you 

and then

bc ur not blind and tim is so fucking cute

you’re like “can i take u out to thank u” 

tim’s brain stops working but ! 

he does say yes eventually 

he becomes your designated physics tutor + your amazing boyfriend

being with tim is so like

chill

it’s a very relaxed time 

lots of study dates! and cafe dates! all hours of the day whether the sun is up or not 

into pda but to a certain degree 

like yes of course have a kiss pretty baby 

but also it will only be a small peck

any time anyone passes by like common rooms you two will be there snuggling on the couch, one or both of you completely passed out 

damian wayne

business major 100% 

or a bsba econ major, which is basically the business side of economics 

he has to take over his father’s company one day duh 

also i genuinely think damian would excel in this field 

he’s a very keeps to himself kinda guy in uni

like you only ever see him in your common classes and then he just

disappears 

anyways there was this party that everyone was going to, and damian wasn’t planning to

but dick accidentally read some groupchat’s messages and was like are u going

damian went 🏃🏻‍♀️

but dick was like go and try to make friends !!!! 

and dames cant say no to his big bro 🥺 so he goes

stays in a corner on the settings app the entire time

like half an hr in he just leaves and is walking home/back to his dorm when you come like rushing up to him 

you’re zooming 

and then you just latch onto his hand and lean up to press a kiss to his cheek, whispering in his ear “this person’s been following me for like 15 mins just please go along w this” 

he kinda stiffens but when he does notice that there’s a person eyeing you he slips his arm around your waist and just carries on walking

he walks you to your home/dorm and is like

so awkward 

but it’s okay ! ur a people’s person enough for the two of you 

you thank him so much over and over 

and then you’re like 

“can i take you out on a real date?” 

and then he becomes ur real boyfriend hehe

is still super stiff but it’s only bc he’s so hyper aware of how attractive you are

and i’m super positive he doesn’t have that much experience with dating so 

you hold the reigns 

but he’s a great boyfriend all in all tbh 

super attentive, super protective, and so loving 

isn’t into pda especially on college campus but he does like subtle pda

things like linking your pinkies or giving you his hoodie to just parade around campus hehe

end note; i’m sorry if these feel rushed or anything like. i used to be an avid writer for the batboys, but i just haven’t been feeling it lately. i still love to write from them bc i know these boys so well eeeeppp. anyways feel free to request some more!!

[1kook]

skirt chasers - drabble i

a skirt chasers drabble bc they are my fave fictional couple to date <333

tags: coupley and domestic, jk’s terrible attempts at seducing via text, making out, dry humping, spitting (ik idk what came over me), too much talking for this to be sexual pero hey here we are wc: like 3k

entirely based off jungkook from bv3 that man had NO right to look that good and  the holy jirkenstocks (jungkook birkenstocks). wont lie this has been completely written in my drafts since November (yes 2019) and i hoarded it under the belief i would make this a whole part 2 which i did not 

que dios los bendiga <3

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Much to everyone’s dismay, Jungkook’s spring break in Vegas with the boys is cut three days short when Jimin’s dog sitter suddenly cancels, citing a case of homesickness as enough cause to abruptly go home. When you first hear news of this, you’re preparing yourself for the return of a mopey, useless Jungkook, too drained from four glorious days in Las Vegas to carry on. What you’re not expecting is the mysterious text he sends you before boarding a five hour flight with no service (he was cheap).

kook still on vegas lockdown. Have that pussy ready when i get home

“The fuck does that mean?” Chaeyoung is the first to see the message, your screen lighting up on the kitchen counter beside you as you scrub through a mountainous pile of dishes. You try to play it off, after all, Chaeyoung had seen parts of you you hadn’t even seen, but there was no worse embarrassment than having your homegirls see your clown of a boyfriend’s ridiculousness. “He’s so romantic,” she swoons, and you shoo her away from the offending device as you wipe your hands down on your t-shirt. 

you for what?? One 20 second round 🤥

Chaeyoung suddenly cackles from over your shoulder, and you swear your soul leaves your body. 

You don’t get a response until exactly five hours and thirteen minutes later, your phone vibrating like crazy on the edge of your bathtub, and if you hadn’t given it a hearty kick and sent it flying across the room, front screen shattering into the most intricate spider web of glass shards, it would have fallen into the water. The terror. 

kook pls pick me up 

kook also haha. U r soooo funny 😑

You’re halfway to the airport, idly sitting in traffic and giving the public a free, Beyonce-like experience of The Script’s Breakeven, when you realize you’re not wearing any pants. You’re not exactly sure which part of Jungkook’s long t-shirt had tricked you into believing you were decently dressed, but you’re not too mad. After all, Jungkook’s trip with the boys had been a last minute decision that did not take into consideration your never-ending thirst for your boyfriend, so a little payback never hurt anybody. 

He’s sitting on top of his suitcase outside the airport when you get there, cute Birkenstock-clad feet swinging back and forth as he waits for you like the good boy he is. He crouches down by the passenger window, “Uh, yeah, is this the Uber?” 

You can’t even bother hiding the smile that consumes your face, and it only grows tenfold when he finally gets in and immediately leans over the center console to kiss you. “Look who’s finally back from their little bachelor party,” you murmur, eyes lidded dangerously low when he breaks away. 

“Oh, the party where I accidentally sleep away my life-savings to a stripper named Aries and then have to go home and beg for my wife’s forgiveness?” He responds immediately, devious pink tongue swiping out to lick at your bottom lip. 

You snort. “Joke’s on you, because our hot pool boy kept me company and treated me better in four days than my husband had in six years,” you mumble, finger looping into the silver chain around his neck to pull him close again. 

“Not our hot pool boy,” he whines, smile pressed adorably to your lips. 

You almost retort, but a ten-second horn blast from the car behind you has the two of you jumping three feet from each other, like teenagers caught making out in the school parking lot. 

-

Just as you’d predicted via text, Jungkook barely has the energy to walk up the steps to your apartment, much less fuck you like he’d promised. “Fuck, stop being healthy and let us take the elevator,” he grunts, pushing his suitcase onto the final platform leading to your floor.

“Nope,” you concede. “The stairs give me a good view of your ass going up.”

He shoots you a scandalized look, like you’re an old man who’d just catcalled him on the street. “Pretty sure that’s my line.”

It’s when you’re unlocking the front door, sending out a little prayer to the heavens (Chaeyoung) for the blessing of an empty apartment, that he notices your lack of proper clothing. “Oh, hell no,” he groans, immediately crowding you against the armchair nearest the door. 

You laugh, struggling to turn to face him as he nuzzles his face into your neck. “What seems to be the problem?”

He sighs against the shell of your ear, and you’d be a liar to say it didn’t send a gush of wetness to your core. Jesus, just a single puff of air from Jungkook was enough to turn your coochie into a Fruit Gusher. ��Not your sexy legs again,” he whines, and you giggle when he presses those pouty lips to yours. 

“Thought I was supposed to have this pussy ready for you,” you tease, tilting your head up until your noses brush against each other. Jungkook lets a soft huff of a sigh go, eyes fluttering shut at your close proximity. 

There’s a hand that creeps along the back of your thigh, fingers pressing into the soft skin until he finally guides it upwards, hitched over his hip. The new position has your body curving backwards, tilted over the edge of the couch as he continues crowding closer and closer to you. “Baby,” he whines, and the tone and sudden usage of your favorite nickname wipes the teasing smile off your face. “I missed you so much,” he purrs, in that tone that says he knows he has you under his complete control, all he has to do is take care of you. 

Still, you try to put up some sort of a fight. “I’m sure your eyes were kept entertained in Vegas,” you retort weakly, not even bothering to hide the jealousy in your tone. 

Jungkook laughs, before puckering his lips and smothering you. Instantly, you throw your arms around his broad shoulders to pull him closer. His hair tickles your face from how long it’s gotten, and when you brush it back, collecting it into a makeshift baby ponytail, you can’t even enjoy the sight because Jungkook is pressing his rock hard member against your inner thigh. 

“You think I’m a cheater?” He muses when he finally pulls away, a little entranced by the saliva that coats your lips in a thin sheen. “Couldn’t be even if I wanted to.” Before you can ask what that even means, he’s hauling you into his arms, your legs wrapping around his tiny waist, his cock now cradled between your thighs, right where you want him most. You moan immediately, head lolling backwards at the touch you’d craved for days. “Feel that? No one gets my dick hard like you do, baby.”

Even though his adrenaline is on one hundred, and he’s clearly blinded by his lust, Jungkook still sets you down on the bed like you’re made of glass. Any comments you may have made are smothered by his lips on yours, fingers gripping your waist like it’s the first time he’s ever touched you. When he pulls away, his eyes are dark and his breath is a little heavy where it fans against the lower half of your face. 

“So pretty,” he huffs, rolling his hips against yours. You groan, eyes rolling back as the familiar feeling of your boyfriend between your legs consumes you. Jungkook presses his mouth against the skin of your neck, where the faintest sheen of sweat had begun to form the moment you unlocked the front door. 

If you thought you were loud, the sounds leaving Jungkook’s throat are teetering on the edge between a pornstar and a yodelling-enthusiast. You can’t help the smirk crossing your features. “Are you really gonna come?”

Jungkook was many things, and drama queen was definitely very high on that list. He gives you the most scandalized expression, stopping the movement of his hips to scoff. “As if,” he snorts, but you know that little eyebrow furrow a little too well. 

You snort, reaching down to his sides as you try to discreetly urge him to start up again. “Baby, your jaw is twitching,” you point out, a soft whine leaving your lips when he shifts your leg up. It’s this same sound that has him finally moving again. 

“Yeah, well,” he groans, one hand deathly gripping into your hip now, pressing you down onto the bed so hard you feel the comforter will swallow you up any minute now. “I just got my wisdom teeth removed, ‘member?”

Your retort is briefly cut off by the cry you let out when he ducks down to suck a mark beneath your jaw. “M-Months ago,” you weakly respond, 

Jungkook ignores you in favor of using his Hulk strength to fold you in half, groans borderline animalistic as he grinds his cock into your soaked panties. His jaw is tight like you’d said, but you can tell he’s holding himself back. He hated coming before you, seldom doing it unless it was one of those rare days where he wanted you to pamper him. 

“Fuck,” he grunts, swallowing your pitiful whines before pushing his tongue down your throat. There was something sexy about your boyfriend being so turned on that his saliva production was off the charts. “You’re gonna ask me to do that thing again, aren’t you?” He predicts. 

All you can do is nod, and Jungkook smirks. “Ah,” he says, much like a doctor would, and you comply, mouth wide. You see the muscles beneath his jaw twitch, and a moment later he’s leaning over you with puckered lips, a glob of saliva begging to drip down. 

The moan that catches in your throat has him smiling, tongue peeking out to cut the bridge of saliva that connected the two of you, and you want to tell him you love him, but then he’s raising his eyebrows at you, motioning for you to swallow, so you do. “Absolutely filthy,” he grins, and then returns to thrusting against you. 

As much as you liked to tease him, he’s good at fulfilling the sexual aspects of his boyfriend role, and he guides you to your orgasm moments later. Of course, he does so by toying with your tits just the way you like, lips pressed firmly to yours as you become a boneless heap beneath him. “That’s it, pretty baby,” he murmurs, pressing one final kiss to your lips before he’s shifting back onto his haunches, tugging you closer until the backs of your knees are cradled carefully in his elbows. 

Despite your transcended state, you love watching Jungkook get himself off, and your eyes flutter as you watch him thrust sloppily against your soiled panties. They’re soaked by your own arousal, and had Jungkook’s sweats not been as dark as they were, you’re almost certain you’d see how they stained. 

He comes a moment later, body twitching and fingers tightening against your skin. His chest heaves, head lolling back as he tries to regain his senses. Silence envelopes the room. 

“Do you wanna talk about it?” You blurt, no longer able to pretend like something isn’t completely wrong. 

Jungkook rolls his neck out, a satisfying crack resounding, as he angles to look at you again. His tongue is poking against his cheek in that cocky way it does sometimes, and he furrows his brows at you. “What?”

You shuffle up onto your elbows, motioning towards him with the vaguest wave possible. He blinks. You groan. 

“What did you do?” You question, and immediately his eyes go wide and shiny in that way they do when you’re reprimanding him and he doesn’t see the wrong in his ways. 

Cute little lips forming a pout he remains as confused. “Nothing? We really just went to fuck around and get drunk—“

“Kook.”

“You don’t actually think I cheated, I thought we were just joking? Unless…” he trails off, doe eyes suddenly filled with fear. “You weren’t?”

“Jungkook—“

He intercepts you, “did you do something while I was gone? Who was he? Or she? Wow,” he huffs to himself in disbelief. “I don’t even know you well enough to know if you’re into more than just men.” The frown on his face is getting deeper with each word he utters and you almost can’t believe how dumb he could be. “No wonder… am I a terrible boyfriend?” He asks, voice louder and more concerned than it’s been all night. 

“What the fuck are you even talking about?” You say, and Jungkook looks just as lost by your response as you are with his. “Because I’m talking about whatever this is,” you explain, reaching up to drag a hand through his dual-colored locks. 

They’d been carefully tucked under his bucket hat when you’d picked him up, a tuft of blonde peeking out from in front of his ear. It wasn’t until he’d tipped you over the side of the couch that it had tumbled off. Of course, at the time, there had been other pressing matters at hand than wondering why your Hannah Montana blonde boyfriend had returned as Todoroki, which is why you’d waited until now to revisit the topic. 

Jungkook doesn’t move for a solid ten seconds. Then, as if processing the emotional episode he’d just given you, he gives you a sheepish smile. It’s one of those smiles where his lips press together thinly and cutely and the apples of his cheeks seem like the squishiest things in the world. “Oh…” he says, voice soft and nothing like the man that spit in your mouth five minutes ago. “You like it?”

[samiwok]

I am glad that my request with the men’s group was enjoyed. I was really surprised that it was your first request (and I fool also instinctually pressed the Anonymous button. I'm a Idiot) Then I would have my 2 request for you. Oikawa, Atsumu and Ushjima Request. They are in a relationship with S/o, but S/o lives in a completely different country. So your only chance to see them on Facetime or on the phone. S/o comes to Japan to surprise her boyfriend

-> Oikawa, Atsumu and Ushijima’s s/o comes to japan to surprise them

— Oikawa

You met on Twitter

Actually you tweeted somethin about the fact that volleyball is soooo annoying

Oikawa is totally the kind of guy to stay up to Twitter until 3 am you know

And he always look what people say on the #volleyball and when he saw your tweets he got 😡😡

He dm you « are you crazy or somethin ? Volleyball is everything but annoying 😑 »

Thats how you started to talk with him, at first it was only sometimes to tease each other

After a few weeks you started to talk everyday and you were going to bed at almost 4 am just to talk to him a little longer

« I wanna call you mine » he said to you once

« I want you to call me yours » you responded

You lived in France, he was in Japan but it was clearly not a problem to him

« One day I’ll come to Paris to see you I swear »

« I hope so, you’ll love it »

You were often talking by messages and one day you told him you wanted to hear his voice and he answered « Well I don’t wanna hear yours » and you were like ??? What

« Oh. Okay leave it then » you said and you were really disappointed

« Do you know why I say that ? » he asked

« Uh no I must say I don’t really understand and that makes me sad but anyway »

« Don’t be. I love you you know that. But I want to keep the surprise of hearing you when you’ll be in front of me. » he said and you realized he was the man you needed

But he started to call you everyday, the only rule he made up was you had to respond to him writing and keep your mic off

But his voice was so soft that it was not even bothering you to only listen to him for hours

A few months passed and you decided to make him a surprise, THE surprise of you coming to see him

You arrived to Miyagi, and you went to the Gym where your boyfriend was actually playing against Shiratorizawa

You didn’t want to disturb him so you let him play and waited before you went to see him

The match ended, and curiously Aoba Johsai won (HE DESERVES OKAY), you screamed his name

At first he thought it was a fan again so he turned his face fastly with a soft smile but when he saw it was you he fell on his knees, could not believe his eyes

You ran into his arms

« I’m here Tooru, it’s me, y/n ! »

« You have a soft voice, I like it, I like you, no in fact I’m clearly in love with you right now and I feel like I’m invincible » he said to you

— Atsumu

Atsumu was scrolling on Instagram when he saw your picture

He almost fell in love just by seeing you and decided to dm you because damn you were so beautiful he could not help it

When you saw him you were like « who the fuck is that and what language does he speak » lmao

But you still answered bc you were like « okay this guy’s hot »

« So where are you from pretty girl ? » he asked

« Where do you think I’m from ? » you answered

« Well.. obviously London, because you posted a lot of photos from here » he said really confident and almost arrogant

« Actually I travel a lot around the world »

« Interesting. So when are you coming to Japan to see me ? » he asked

You didn’t expect that this conversation would actually bring in your life that one love you needed

But weeks passed, then months and you were talking to him every fucking day

And the day you called for the first time ? Your heart melted hearing his voice and his cute japanese accent

« You know I think I want to travel around the world with you y/n » he told you once

The man was sexy, the man was kind, cute and intelligent. Where else would you find a man like that ?

So you decided not to tell him, but you bought a ticket to go to Japan to meet him

Once you arrived you followed the panels to find your way and you went to the Inarizaki High School where he was studying

You waited for him to come out and when you saw him you felt your heart beating even faster

You walked towards him and you tapped gently on his shoulder so that he would turn around which he did and he was so shocked he was just like 😲

« Is it real ? » he said, not believing his eyes

Osamu was with him and he was like who is this ?

Atsumu turned to his brother and he just said « Sam, I introduce you to the Love of my entire Life »

Then he turned to you « fuck, now I can finally do this » and he kissed you with such passion

« Fuck ! y/n I am so happy right now I might cry, I don’t want you to go. Never. » he said embracing you

« Never. » you said looking at him with crazy loving eyes

— Ushijima

Basically, one of your friend is a huge fan of volleyball and he was often talking about it to you

One day he asked you to watch a match with him and this match turned out to be Karasuno VS Shiratorizawa

And when you saw him you found him sooo amazing

So you started looking for his social media (you know for research👀)

And one day you found him, you went to dm him

« Shiratorizawa no ace » you said to him to start the conversation (you found nothing better)

Ushijima wa surprised when he saw your message but he still answered « who are you » (so welcoming 😍)

Anyway you started to talk, days were passing and even weeks and you started to have feeling for each other

Ushijima was really overwhelmed by all this because he did not expect he would fall for someone who is not even in Japan

But he could not help it but keep talking to you

« Y/N I want to be with you »

« But we are already together Wakatoshi » you answered to him

« Yes. But I mean I want you to be here, in Japan with me »

He was so serious about it you started to think about it and as the days were passing you decided one day you’ll come see him

After like 8 months far away from each other you finally came to Japan for the first time in your entire Life and you could not wait to have your reason to live in front of you

He told you everything about his life there, his trainings and his team so you knew where he was training

When you arrived to the gym you saw Tendō and you immediately recognize him as that middle blocker so clever you saw during Ushijima’s match you watched with your friend

You went to talk to him

« Excuse me » you said to him, he turned to you « is Wakatoshi here ? »

Tendō was surprised to see a girl calling his teammate by his first name, especially since he never saw you in Miyagi but he went into the gym

« WaaaAaAkaaAtoooSHI Kun, there is a girl outside who wants to talk to you »

« A girl ? » he said frowning but he still went to see

When he saw you, a huge smile appeared on his face (Semi and Tendō were like 😲)

He was so shocked poor baby didn’t know how to react, so you jumped into his arms and kissed him

« Wakatoshi say something ! » you screamed

« I- I’m surprised » he said

« Are you happy ? I came only to see you baby »

« I can’t realize, but wow I want you to stay forever » he said with sparkles in his eyes

[shhhlikeme]

Losty Aone” / “Losty Mountain Man🏔” Series:

Outtake Collection #9 (NSFW)

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A/N: I want everyone to meet my OC Katana drawn by @gothicbitkh 🖤HERE. Next two outtakes are not NSFW, but the drama begins omfff. Explicit smut below!

TABLE OF CONTENTS

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From Steamy Hot Tub to The Bedroom With Your Boyfriend 🛁 🔥

“Oh my God it’s soooo hottt,” Kusa groaned as she slipped into the tub, you and Katana following.

Koganegawa and other boys were already sitting in and upon hearing Kusa he leaned in to quietly say to Kenji,

“Yes.... yes you are....” to which Kenji agreed.

Futakuchi couldn’t help but smirk because being the true player that he was he definitely loved seeing smoking hot cheerleaders in bikinis enter his tub.

The music’s volume had lowered and the songs changed to chiller songs like The Weeknd, the tiki lamps turned on. The 30 or so people left were spread out, some chilling on the outdoor couches, some in the pool for night swimming, some by the outdoor fire place, which left you, Kusa and Katana and some other cheerleaders in the giant steaming-hot hot tub.

You had been drinking, not too much as Aone would have stopped you being the perfect boyfriend he is, but just enough to get you happy drunk.

You looked over at your boyfriend who was sitting alone on the far end of the hot tub. He looked angry like he always did, but you knew he was probably just tired from this long day. (Nah he was just horny as shit lol).

You watched him as you slipped your body in the hot water, both of you burning holes into each others figures. While he had finally removed his shirt before coming into the hot tub half an hour ago, you could never get used to seeing your man shirtless. You along with every girl in this party had their tongues wagging when he finally removed his top. But only you could properly admire him.

This chiseled mountain man had the body of Aqua Man: broad shoulders, deized biceps, a chest so hard and muscular it made you dizzy with lust to look at, and of course his legendary 8-pack that any girl was lucky to see once among three years at Date Tech. God, he was so fucking hot. How had you not noticed before?!

a reminder of what zaddy aone looks like shirtless:

As you checked him out, Aone checked you out: his eyes zoning in on where your nipples are supposed to be, seeing the water caress just under your tits. Then when you submerged yourself under and came up with your hair wet, Aone sucked in a small breath.

As the other good looking people began a game of drunk truth or dare that you knew your bf wouldn’t take part in, you played for a bit getting more drunk. Having had a few drinks himself because you wanted him to have a bit, Aone didn’t know the drinks would make him one of those silent-drunks. But he was glad to be so calm. He just chilled and had both arms spread out on either ledge, staring at you openly with lust filled eyes. You wanted him to fuck you so bad, and he wanted to—too. He was enjoying how good the warm water felt on his sore muscles and he was enjoying even more how dead sexy you looked in your bikini. Life was good. Even in the slight darkness you could see the outline of his muscular arms as they were spread, which made you think very very dirty thoughts.

Aone’s arms were spread like:

“Koganegawa, truth or dare.” Katana asked.

Katana:

Kanji’s eyes lit up. “Ummmm dare.”

“I dare you to tell us why you donated to our fundraiser 3 times after Kusa asked?” Katana laughed.

Everyone looked over at Kusa, who was shyly covering her face and smiling nervously. Koganegawa looked mortified, but up for the challenge. “The reason? Duh. She’s smoking hot, and I kind of have a crush on her.” He answered.

“Oh my god!!!” The girls screamed, and from afar, Aone noticed Futakuchi glaring at his setter. Hm, Aone thought Kenji would be proud.

“My turn. Futakuchi-senpai, truth or dare?”

“Dare. Always.” He snapped, seeming to be a little pissed about something.

“I dare you to give Katana two hickies on her neck.”

Kenji smirked. “No problem,”

“I miss Aone,” you pouted to Kusa during the game.

“Aw, baby,” she giggled, tipsy. “He’s over there. He looks like he misses you too.”

“Aone misses you allllll the time, Y/N.” Futakuchi answered, bringing Katana closer to him to kiss her neck for the dare.

“But I can’t leave the game!” You whined, making Aone smirk from afar. Everyone knew how competitive you were and it was just another thing that attracted Mountain Man to you. When you were drunk, your competitiveness and lostiness spiked, which Aone thought was adorable. He had you all to himself once he left this party, so he didn’t mind.

Katana giggled as Kenji left pleasurable kisses on her neck. She knew you were a horny-drunk and she wanted to help. “Why don’t you be a good friend and truth or dare her to do something to him, then?” She offered.

Kenji nuzzled his nose into the cheer captain’s neck, speaking. “Dare or Dare, Y/N?”

You beamed, drunk. “Dare.”

“I dare you to go over to your boyfriend and show him how much you miss him when he’s all the way on the other side of the tub.”

You excitedly swam over to Mountain Man in your drunken state. He didn’t move from his original position, looking like a total bad boy that you shouldn’t approach.

God, he’s so hot, you thought. You just wanted to be near him.

God, shes so hot, Aone thought at the same time, as he watched you come over. While it has gotten easier to not drop everything and stare at you like Aone did when he was crushing big time, he still enjoyed it to be honest. Sitting back and relaxing, he watched his girlfriend speak vibrantly to her friends, your gorgeous lips moving then settling in a pout... looking so kissable....damn. When he heard Kenji’s dare he’d been sightly alarmed but it didn’t show. You were supposed to show him how much you missed him......? Hell yes.

Aone flicked his eyes down to the way the bikini material clung to your body so well that he could tell exactly where your nipples were. Mountain man bit his bottom lip watching them move when you jump-pouted, missing him and excited about the dare. He literally felt like he was in one of his wet dreams.

When you climbed into his lap, feeling the water woosh toward him, his dick reminded him he wasn’t in a dream because your skin felt too real on his. You sat down on his lap normally, facing the same direction as him and Aone felt the pressure of your practically bare ass on his dick. Keeping his hands away from you in fear of what he might do, he leaned his head down to kiss your hair from behind.

“Y/N. You know I’ll need you to get off me soon.” He said huskily, sending shivers down your spine.

“No. I was dared to show you how much I miss you.”

Before Aone could react you turned around and began nibbling on his ear and Aone just sat there, wondering how long it would take for this party to end so he could ravish you—whether that be in real life or in his dreams tonight. You trailed both of your soft hands over his strong arms and then stood on your knees so that Aone’s face was level with your boobs.

He just about fainted. “Uh-ummm...”

“You’re all I can think about when you’re not with me, Aone-san....” you whispered arousingly, stroking his muscular arms.

He wanted to tell you that you haven’t left his mind since he’d first laid eyes on you 2+ years ago, but he was having trouble since your boobs were in his face.

“You are so sexy,” you whispered, sitting back down then running both hands along his hard abs. Aone’s abdominal muscles clenched under your touch.

“.....” he bit his lip as this touch-starved bb leaned into your touch. He’s been waiting for you all day.

“Did you see me staring at you when I was on the bull? The only thing going through my mind was riding your hard cock.” You admitted drunkenly.

Underwater, said cock sprung up, pushing against his swim shorts.

“Me-me t-t-too....” Aone was proud of himself for being able to say something, but the combined heat of the water and your body on his, he knew that would be the last thing for a while.

“Did you like the feeling of my mouth on your birthday?”

Did he ever. Takanobu nodded like his life depended on it.

You chuckled. “And did you like when my pussy lips were around you?”

Aone closed his eyes as he felt a shudder run through him when he thought about the one and only time you two had sex, the shudder giving you your answer. The clock was ticking, his control was going to snap soon. He kept his hands far away from you on the ledges.

You knew your boyfriend was on the edge. You also knew how good it felt when he let lose after you’d teased him past his ranks. You went in for the kill.

“Baby, do you still want me to sit on your........?”

Your words triggered Aone to move then, his eyes opening, his arms splashing as they submerged under water and made you sit down on his hard dick. He could speak now, he had to. He looked into your eyes deeply when you hissed out of pleasure.

“—On my face?” He finished in a low tone that made you squirm. “I want you to sit on my face more than ANYTHING. Right Now? Can you? Please?” He asked lowly but eagerly, as if he was a starving man and you were a dinner made by Gordon Ramsey himself.

You smiled in your horny stupor.

“Maybe I’ll let you.....when we go to your house.” you teased, causing Aone‘s bright eyes to turn midnight black from lust.

“We’re going to my house, then,” he commanded back, getting out the water gracefully and then lifting you out with him.

***

.....And that’s how you ended up back on Aone’s bed after the party, on round three, your own shin by your ear, doing the splits on your back as your boyfriend’s hard length pounded deep inside you. (It was like 2am at this point, and there had been a nap in between rounds one and two).

“Fuck, Y/N. Oh my God,”

Mountain Man moaned as he felt your insides grip his length, making him want to cum again even though round two just ended. Aone only wanted you to sit on his face, but you had other plans. He knew you were a cheerleader but when you told him to try this position by lifting your leg over his shoulder, he wasn’t prepared for how fucking deep he’d get inside your slushing pussy. He was in heaven.

You, on the other hand, couldn’t stop crying tears of joy? Pleasure? As he rammed into you, this position making him hit your g-spot directly over and over.

“Y/N, you are SO fucking sexy...”

“Aone, shhhhhhhh.....” you whispered, using one hand to stroke the back of his head. He was getting so loud and although he lived in a big house you couldn’t risk his mom waking up.

Takanobu leaned in to kiss your tears away as he opted to growl instead as he slowed his pace to slow down his incoming orgasm. How would he ever get used to this level of pleasure? You were made for him. Takanobu reached over to pull some more pillows under your body so that you were more comfortable as he continued thrusting into you.

“Ugh, I can’t believe this is real.”

He moaned on your cheek, brushing his lips there.

Both of your bodies were coated in a layer of sweat, which Aone thought made you look so fucking attractive he couldn’t fucking believe it.

Turning on his dom!side because you’d teased him out, Aone made you keep the monokini on the entire time, only moving it to the side by your crotch so that he could ram into you after preparation. The feel of cloth stroking one side of his dick added to the stimulus.

You still hadn’t sat on his face like you promised which ticked Mountain Man off a bit since that is one of his biggest fantasies: but that just meant he went harder during sex—and fuck if it wasn’t exactly what you wanted from him!

“Oh, baby,” You moaned as he gave you a deep lingering kiss. Aone sucked on your tongue and it neared your orgasm like a mf.

“I’m going to cum again, Aone—“

Aone’s dick twitched inside you just from hearing those words and you cried out because his twitch stroked your g-spot and it felt so good.

Takanobu lifted a bit to hover over you so that you were facing him directly. As he continued to thrust, his eyes scanned your face. When all he could see was an expression of ecstasy set there, your eyes half lidded, tears on your face from pleasure, mouth open........ His dick twitched again. You moaned. He needed to stop doing that!

“Sorry. I can’t help it. You are stunning, Y/N.. and you feel amazing. I love you so so much.” Aone just couldn’t believe this was real. His praise kink was on 1,000 every time you two had sex. The feeling of you taking his dick so well and liking it, did something to him.

While what you two were doing was very raunchy and hot, Aone’s thoughts have never wavered completely from pure fluff. He kept thinking about how much he wanted you to be his wife one day so he could spend more time learning how to pleasure you even better. Being inside you and connecting ones bodies and juices literally made his heart explode with the same fireworks he felt when you first noticed him. Even if it seemed like he was just giving you a good fucking, in his heart he was always making love to you. You could see it in his eyes......in his rough slam but then tender stroke to make sure you were okay........You could see it in the way he kissed your tears away....and asked you if any and all positions worked for you.........You could see it in the way he’d much rather give you oral than receive it......You always came first to him, it was clear even during sex that Mountain Man was devastatingly in love with you. Sex only multiplied those emotions.

Aone removed your leg from his shoulder softly moving it to wrap around his waist. He leaned down to suck on your nipple that was on display because you’d pulled down your bikini for him to go gaga over see your boobs. He sexily bit your hard bud which made you arch your back, massaging it with his tongue right after.

Holy shit you didn’t deserve such a man!

One who made you feel so good but also so cared for during sex? He literally treated you like a fucking Queen, you could feel it when he held doors for you and when he fucked you. You tightened the grip your legs had around his waist. You wanted to keep him there. You loved him so much.

Peeking down at his ripped muscles contracting, you moaned his name: Aone’s weakness.

He looked at you, pondering how he has never seen a prettier person. How the fuck were you his?! Would he wake up soon from a dream? He couldn’t actually be the cause of this flushed erotic expression you’re making? The moans of his name? Fuck, realizing and admitting that he in fact—was, made Aone want to cum, like now. His dick twitched again because seeing your beautiful face and your expressions were a sure-fire way to get him to paint your pussy walls white, even before you’ve had a chance to finish. Ugh, but as bad as he wanted to, he refused to cum first. Mountain Man pulled out of you swiftly.

You whimpered from the loss.

“Y/N, I apologize. Please turn around. I cum way too fast when I see your face, love.”

You did as you were told because you don’t think there exists a better way for a guy to ask you to switch positions. You were happy you affected your man so. You spun onto your knees as Aone stroked his cock with his hand and licked his lips when you presented your ass to him. The ass he’d been watching all day in this bikini and dreaming about, fuck. Those guys talking about you were right, He really is so lucky.

Your soft-heart, hard-dick boyfriend didn’t need to shout at you what position to get in because you were just as good as sex and knew what he’d want as well. Like the flexible cheerleader you are, you leaned your top half down, forming the perfect doggystyle back-arch for your mountain man.

“Oh my God......, Y/N.”

he growled 😩. Seeing you fold the body he worships in half, bringing your entire chest to the bed but your ass sticking up - he almost came just by watching you get into position, you were that good. You decided to tease your hopelessly horny boyfriend a little and shake your ass cheeks a bit. Whereas Aone groaned again and immediately removed his hand from his length to stall his release.

You both were so close to your orgasms the anticipation was palpable!

“Aone, please put it in,” you said softly, missing the way he filled you up so perfectly.

Your boyfriend didn’t need any more instruction. He lined his tip up with your sex and ran it up and down your slick folds before slowly pushing in, placing his hands on your waist as your vagina slowly tried making room for his size again. It always took a while to re-enter because of his girth and length. You both groaned as he pushed in inch by inch, until finally, he was balls deep, making your eyes roll back into your head.

“Yesss, fuck me,” You whined.

Aone pulled a pillow under your stomach so your back wouldn’t hurt you and he was just about to bring you both to your third mind blowing orgasms—when

PING.

He was stopped by his phone ringing loudly on his bedside table.

Your boyfriend stopped moving when he saw his phone and you growled for the first time tonight.

Did Y/N just growl?? Aone thought. So hot! 🥵

“Aone. Don’t you fucking dare.” You ordered.

Aone rubbed your sides comfortingly before using his impressive wing span to lean forward and reach his phone on the nightstand. His best friend would only call him at this late hour if it was emergency. The two of them knew that, which is why Kenji always answered at this time for Aone. It was Aone’s duty as a best friend to return the favour for once.

When Aone leaned forward to grab the phone his dick entered you completely, rubbing against your g spot before he pulled back. You moaned into the pillow in front of you in erotic agony!

“I’m sorry. Just 5-seconds Y/N, he’s my best friend and I need to be there for him. He would do it for me, then we can continue.” Answering his phone while remaining in the same position, Aone heard Futakuchi speak right away.

“You answered,” he panted gratefully.

“What’s wrong?” Aone asked, concern evident in his voice. “It’s not like you to call me at this hour at all, Futakuchi.”

“I know.” He panted. “But I don’t know if I am going fucking crazy over the past few weeks and I need you to tell me if I am or not.”

“I’m here. I’m listening.” Aone reassured.

Meanwhile .....

Down on the bed in a perfect arch cockwarming your boyfriend, you pouted. Was he really answering the phone right now?! Granted, you would have done the same thing if Katana called at this hour, but....... AONE WAS YOURS AND YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO YOUR RELEASE !!!! 😣

“Would you say.... that when you were crushing on Y/N...... you felt.... weird..?” Kenji asked his best friend.

Aone’s was confused. “Weird? Weird like how?”

Frustrated from this cockwarming, you tried your best not to disrupt your boyfriend by rocking ever so gently so that his steady dick that wasn’t moving was still stimulating you. You moaned into the pillow again. Soooo good.

Aone sucked in a deep breath, pinching your side to stop you from rocking like that.

“You okay?” Kenji asked, hearing Aone suck in a short breath.

“Y-yes. Weird like how?”

On his end of the line, Futakuchi let out a long sigh. He sounded like someone who was really going through it. “Weird like......fuck, how do I even phrase this stupid shit: .......When you heard her name, your heart drops? When she, uh, smiles at you, it’s like everything is fine in your life for that split second?.......Um, her scent is like simultaneously something that can make me want to jack-off and write poetry about? It’s hard to explain.”

The silence was deafening for you since you couldn’t hear Futakuchi freaking out. Like the minx you are you started rocking your hips again desperately wanting release, rocking harder this time so that you were sliding your boyfriend in and out of you slightly yourself.

Fucking tight, Aone thought. Your movements feeling remarkable, Aone didn’t have the power to stop you this time. He only bit his lip and tried not to let any of his moans come out.

“Futakuchi, I know this is not what you want to hear but it s-sounds like you might be in love,”

Kenji made a choking sound on his side. “Disgusting. That’s what I was afraid of, I just needed a second opinion, so that I can crawl in a fucking hole and die. I mean.....LOVE?! How could this happen to me!” He practically sobbed as if he’d just been given a life-without-parole jail sentence.

Still meanwhile....

Feeling your orgasm approaching you again, you picked up the pace, beginning to grind on your boyfriends cock long and slow, biting your tongue in order to keep quiet.

Aone threw his head back and squeezed his eyes shut. You were very skilled in sex—and It was so hot—He was going to fucking cum.

“L-love is a g-good thing, Futakuchi.” A really fucking amazing thing, especially during sex—Aone thought to himself as he felt you slide his cock deep within your heavenly walls again. His balls tightened.

“No it’s not. It turns big guys like us into simps. I don’t even recognize myself ever since I started liking her, it’s gross. I catch myself thinking about when I’ll see her next, and I went to that pool party just to spend time with her and—“

“Oh, right....” Aone bit his lip to keep himself from moaning, recalling the fact that Kenji said there’s a girl he wanted to see at the pool party. But Aone doesn’t recall seeing his friend spending time with anyone particularly new or special the whole day......

“You will come to love love once you two are together, Kenji, I p-promise. but I S-still don’t understand.....why call me now about this? At this hour?”

You had picked up the pace again, your stomach coiling because your orgasm was near. You used the mattress as leverage as you threw your ass back with your boyfriend’s cock deep inside you, driving you both toward the edge.

Kenji let out an exasperated sigh on the other line. “Because I just had a wet dream about her!!!! It’s a third night in a row. I thought they’d go away but they didnt! So now I’m calling you, and I’m freaking out. Fuck I’m as pathetic as Koganegawa!.”

Aone could hear the panic in his friends voice: making him feel awful. It was finally Mountain Man’s turn to give advice because usually Kenji knew everything—just not when it came to love. “

“That’s okay....... I went through everything you are feeling, but the good thing is that you are much more confident than I am, Kenji-san. You will get your girl so much easier...”

Not being able to stand your slow and torturous pace anymore, Aone licked his thumb then used it to stroke your clit. If he was about to cum you were going to come with him. Since you didn’t expect it, you cried out at the pleasurable touch, grinding on him faster to trigger your release.

“What was that?” Futakuchi asked quickly, hearing a distant cry.

“Erm.... nothing. It’s a cat outside. Um—so when are you going to ask her out?”

Good save.

Kenji whined in anguish at the new question. “That’s just the thing, Aone.....”

You rolled your hips at the same time as Kenji tried explaining, causing Aone to have enough.

“—S-sorry. Can you hold for a second, Futakuchi-san? I need to deal with this cat and then I’ll be back. 2 minutes.” He bit back a groan when he felt you clench around him at his cat innuendo. “Actually, 1 minute.” Aone corrected himself, muting his phone and tossing it to the side.

“Oh you are going to be the death of me, Y/N......you feel so g-good.....”

Mountain Man growled deep in his chest before he roughly grabbed your hips in his large hands and thrusted inside you: deep, hard, and fast. The way you love it.

You moaned uncontrollably, tears staining your cheeks as you were thrown over the edge into ecstasy, orgasming harder than the other two times tonight. Your moans of his name took your boyfriend with you, as he emptied out his balls deep into the condom, filling it 3 quarters of the way. Fu-uck. 😩

You both tried catching your breath as the giant collapsed beside you on the bed, you still cockwarming him.

You slipped him out of you and passed him back his phone, getting up to go get cleaned. Aone wiped the sweat off his brow before returning to his phone call.

“You deal with the cat?” Futakuchi asked.

Aone blushed. “Yes. For now..... sorry about that. So what were you saying?”

“You asked me when I’m going to ask my ew.....crush🤢....bleh...... out.”

“Oh yes! When?!”

Kenji paused for a long time.

Now that Aone’s dick wasn’t inside you anymore, he was able to think much more clearly as his blood distribution went back to his brain. Aone realized that whoever Kenji liked was really troubling his best friend. His best friend that NEVER had any issues with girls, EVER. It was strange.

“What’s wrong, Futakuchi-san? I’m here for you, you know that right?”’

Kenji groaned.

“I know I know you are. It’s just that.......when it comes to this girl.........”

“Yes....?” Mountain man pressed.

Kenji sounded defeated when he said what he needed to say next:

“Well you see the thing is......... Koganegawa has a crush on the same girl, and—“

Immediately, Aone sat up on his bed in alarm. There was no way.!

“KUSA?!” Mountain Man shouted into the phone, making Y/N drop her toothbrush out of the her mouth with alarmed eyes too.

Kenji groaned again, obviously distraught.

“Kusa.” He confirmed.

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Outtake #10: CLICK HERE

[clearlyshyobservation]

Kokichi is dying (V3 chatfic, no particular ship)

TW: Infers abuse, talks about ableism, neglect, panic attack pretty much, depression, self loathing. never being good enough

i am so sorry but vr au's need to be sad, love yall :)

(Background info: This is set in a vr au, they are not with their fake memory parents (Ie; kaito's kind grandparents) but rather why they really have)

(Also i have no fucking clue what ship i was going for???? pretty sure they are all on the table, and kokichi talks like an idiot in this and i love it. Gonta's writing is based off of his Japanese talking style, so no more caveman talking).

USERNAMES:

(Space monkey: Kaito, Detective pikachu: shuichi, Elton john: kaede, Antman: gonta, Mr. Gonstealyoman: korekiyo, Atua's bitch: angie, emoboi: ryoma, be-boop: kiibo, bread roll: Maki, cum dumpster: miu, mommy: kirumi, Gremlin: Kokichi)

TLDR: Chaos ensues, slight angst

Gremlin: omfg im fucking sicK im gonna fucking die i bet this was kaitos bitch ass fault for coughing on me with his tuberculosis headass gROSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHINGGG

Space Monkey: i-

Space monkey: I didn't get you sick dumbass,,,, my tb is fugckin cured bi-

Bread roll: he's dramatic and gross dont believe him

Gremlin: yall mean for what?

Gremlin: i have a life taking disease and yall laughing i- 

Gremlin: see you at my funeral bitch

Detective pikachu: What are you sick with then

Gremlin: anythong bitch, im the universe

Antman: He sounds delusional, thats not good

Detective pikachu: He's always delusional, he's Kokichi

Mr. gonstealyoman: I guess this name is better than my old one

Mr. gonstealyoman: thank you kokichi :) I am glad we have come to an understanding

Gremlin: kay sexy

Gremlin: IGNRE WHAT I JUST SENT

Gremlin: IGNORE IT IGNORE IT IGNORE ITTTTT

Antman: who was that for???

Gremlin: NO ONE,,, 

Gremlin: Okay,,, maybe sexy tall men in general lowkey

Gremlin: okay,,,, maybe anyone over 6 feet 

Detective pikachu: i feel excluded

Detective pikachu: good, i don't like you kokichi, your an ass

Gremlin: u sound jelly shumaiiiiii

be-boop: perhaps he is telling the truth, you know,

be-boop: according to my data, in chapter four Shuichi stated that you will never have friends, and no one will ever like you

Gremlin: SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP MAKING ME FEEL BADBSKVKHDVKDSKJV

Antman: do you need me to come over? I can make you tea?

mommy: Do you know how to do that, Gonta? I can teach you?

Antman: Gonta does know, thank you very much. 

Antman: Gonta is not a child, Tojo-chan, please don't regard me as one

Antman: Gonta can cook, can clean, can be gentle, and has his own mind

Space monkey: but we're just making sure man, cuz, you know,,,, chapter 4

Antman: I am capable of things just like you!!!!!

Antman: Gonta doesn't know why you guys treat me like a child :(

Gremlin: yeah, hot stuff over there is basically a prodigy homies

Antman: Gonta is dumb though, don't say that.

Antman: Gonta is no prodigy, in fact, he is below average in everything

Gremlin: Whats ur test scores bitch

Antman: Gonta got a 98 on my english test,, but i wanted a 100, which would make Gonta actually smart :( 

Antman: Gonta is not good enough to be friends with you all

Antman: I can do basic stuff like tojo said...

Antman: maybe i do need help?

Antman: im not sure anymore:((((

Gremlin: THEY ARE ABLEIST GONTA,,, THEY FEEL SUPERIOR FOR TREATING UUUUU LIKE A CHILD

Detective pikachu: You sound really delusional Kokichi, maybe you should get sleep

Gremlin: S T F U, IM SPITTING ST8 FACTS BITCH

Detective pikachu: Sure you are. Now get some rest. 

Gremlin: GRRRR WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU IDIOTS??

Bread roll: Cause your stupid and aggressive

Gremlin: your personality, basically?

Bread roll: shut up at least i have a boyfriend

Gremlin: Technically, you just stole my frienemy 

Gremlin: Yall do be avoiding each other doe

Space Monkey: WE ARE NOT

Gremlin: Yeah yeah

Gremlin: yesterday i saw you to enter the same cafe by accident, duck your heads, then sit across the cafe from each other, all while  avoiding eye contact

Gremlin: Soooo,,, things not going well in paradise?

Detective pikachu: you're nosy

Gremlin: says the literal detective 

Space monkey: everythings fine your just a dickkkk

Gremlin: "oooo! Im momo-chan, i say bad word and go brrrrr"

Space monkey: im going to fucking stab him 

Gremlin: You cant, ive already enslaved you with my chaotic, yet cute hijinks, havent i~

Space monkey: STOP STOP NO NOT THE SQUIGLY

Gremlin: is it the sex? WHY DONT YOU MAKE EYE CNOTACT WITH UR LADY NO MORE 

Space monkey: ITS NOT THE SEX I HATE YOU

Gremlin: im free by the way at 8 ;)

Bread roll: STOP trying to steal my boyfriend kokichi, ive told you this before

Bread roll: NO

Bread roll: BODY

Antman: Gonta interrupts to say, Gonta loves you kokichi, and we should get flowers together, than maybe we can prank some people :D 

Bread roll: Ive never wanted to stab you more, gonta

Gremlin: I'd enjoy that very much, fine fellow ;)

Gremlin: but idk,,,, can you like take care of me first, cuz IM SICK BECAUSE OF KAITO TUBERCULOSIS ASS

Space monkey: I DONT HAVE TB ANYMORE

Gremlin: SURE YOU DONT 

Space monkey: I DONT

Gremlin:  BUT GUESS WHAT

Gremlin: YOU STILL SMOKE DUMBASS AND THATS NOT GOOD FOR U OR YOUR TUBERCULOSIS

Detective pikachu: He smokes?

Atua's bitch: he does, i walked in on him in the bathroom lmao

Atua's bitch: he was scared shitless and threw it out the window, needless to say atua does nt approve

Gremlin: DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE VACCINE????

Space monkey: Uh,,, i was taught vaccines were bad, so no i don't have the vaccine

Gremlin: I HATE OLD PEOPLE

Gremlin: ABOLISH OLD PEOPLEEEE

Gremlin: THEY SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND IT PHISCALLY HURTS ME TO SEEEEEE

Space monkey: your dramatic, it cant be that bad

Gremlin: say that when you catch it again

Gremlin: i swear you coughed on me like,,,, 5 weeks ago tho

Antman: OOOO! Fun fact: Tuberculosis can lay dormant from 3 months to a few years! 

Space monkey: u guys are just trying to scare me

Bread roll: Just checked the chat after using the br and,,m YOUDONT HAVE YOU VACCINES???

Detective pikachu: Im sorry, but kaito, please,,,,, for the love of god get vaccines

Space monkey: alright alright, ill do it cuz you guys are all on my case and i don't like being the villain :(

Gremlin: Im so happy i have gonta with me rn, he is making me tea while yall rot in your distant ass relationship (THIS IS FOR YOU KAITO)

Space monkey: Im going to destroy your bloodline in about three seconds if you dont stfu right fucking now

Gremlin: Hhehe i have an inaprwopwiate joke uwu

emoboi: STOP PLEASE DEAR GOD

cum dumpster: wHAt Is iT YOU WHORE

Gremlin: i was gonna say wouldn't he need to like,,,, have sex with my family to weed out my bloodline or something??

cum dumpster: i-

cum dumpster: Why am i acting surprised, ive watched porn with more extravagant plots than this

cum dumpster: ie; are you guys FUCKING? RIGHT INFRONT OF MY SALAD??? is one i will cherish with my soul

emoboi: hehe why did she point out the salad

Space monkey: I hate u kokichi, i truly do

Gremlin: I bet if you got the chance u would kiss me space boy :P

Bread roll has left the chat

Space monkey: o god is she ddoing one of those bf loyalty tests or smthing???

Space monkey: now im nervous lmao

Gremlin: why you so nervous stupid~~~~

Gremlin: It not like ur cheating on her homie

Space monkey: It's just a placebo effect

Gremlin: My brain feels fried Momo-chan,, i don't understand big boy words right now

Space monkey: Basically, if you take a pill that doesn't do anything but you don't know that and believe it does, you will scientifically start to feel better

Gremlin: first and only time saying this, but thank you 

Space monkey: HEHEHEB YOU SAID THANK YOU YOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOU

Gremlin: Kaito,,, imma need you to do me a favor and look up on your ceiling

Space monkey: i hate you, idk what it is, but i hte you

Gremlin: good <3

Space monkey: HE REPLACED ALL MY THE STARS ON MY CELING WITH FUCKIBG DICKSSS

Space monkey: THIS IS THE LST FUCKING STRAW IM GONNA LOSE IT

Space monkey: IF MY GRANDPARENTS SEE THIS BULLSHIT THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME, SLAP ME, MAYBE BREAK MY NECK AND DESTROY MEE

Space monkey: Im GENUINLEY panicing HOW TF am i gona get this off my wal???? They are going to bbat me senselpess help me shUichi

Detective pikachu: o god, i can sense the sheer pain and scaredness in  that tet, 

Detective pikachu: are you for real gong to get hurt or are you pulling a kokichi?

Space monkey: FUCKING HELP ME IM NOT FUCKING JOKINGKABKCB HELP THEY ARE NOT HOME RN THEY ARE LIKEE,,,, 40 MINUTES AWAY PLEASEE 

Gremlin: okay,,, maybe this wasn't the best prank.,,, i guess i'll help clean up cuz im not that much of a sociopath

Gremlin: tbh my parents can go shove it too lowkey terrible 0/10 

Space monkey: AHHHH IM SO SCARED PLS PSL GET HERE FAST

be-boop: Of course, i will come, i will survey the outside of the house

Antman: Gonta is coming too! We will get this done in under 40 minutes!

Space monkey: OKAY

Gremlin: Lowkey, if i cough on you ignore it bitch your the one who made me like this

Space monkey: W HA TDONT COUGH ON ME IM NOT SICK ANYMORE

Gremlin: I will give you TB again just cuz your making me suffer

Space monkey: Suffer what??? putting dicks on my FUCKING WALL???

Gremlin: Guilt, idiot, im feeling guilty. 

cum dumpster: oof thats new

emoboi: yeah i wasn't expecting it

Mr.gonstealyoman: Me neither. It is rather peculiar seeing it being texted by him because he is always feels not guilty of his bad actions.

be-boop: I do believe he means it, though...

emoboi: impossible.

cum dumpster: i agree, literally impossible.

Gremlin: I HAVE A FUCKIBG SOUL YOU CRazY CONSPIRACISTS

Antman: Quick question, shuichi can i stay with you again? It'll be dark when i get home and gonta can't do that so,,, please help

Detective pikachu: my parents are like blank slates, who eat slowly, watch tv slowly, and never look at me. Im sure they wouldn't mind :P

Antman: ALRIGHT! :D LETS GET MISSION: MR. MOMOTA ROOM REPAIR DONE!

Gremlin: ooo! I like the name! IM INNNN! 

Detective pikachu: On it!

be-boop: Ready for look out!

Space monkey: I love you guys :)

AN: Im lowkey sorry i ended this chaotic mess with angst,,,, but like fr i love it i love angst,, i hate reading it but love writing it

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hiiii!!! how you've been doing?!? soooo today is Federico Cesari's birthday... any martino's ideas? hehe I feel like I take advantage of your writing, sorry

Hello, hello!!

I’ve been struggling a little bit mentally but getting better at not caring about numbers, so slowly getting back to my normal headspace, thank you for asking ❤️❤️

Happy birthday to that amazing, good looking guy that is Fede!! Only problem is that he’s a Pisces. Of all the possible ones, he had to be a pisces. At least we now know he’s not perfect hahaha

Since today it's his birthday, I couldn’t wait to do this some other time so let’s throw some ideas in the air like it was Marti’s (even though I have to be clear that Marti is an actual Taurus according to Netflix so he’s the best with the best sign.

1 - Marti woke up a little too early for his liking - it’s his birthday and a Saturday - but he came home last night just to spend at least a little bit of his day with his mom. And of course she would be the one to get inside his bedroom a little too soon, surprising him with a mini cake she just baked for him with some tiny candles on top of it, singing happy birthday. Marti looks grumpy but he can’t be that annoying so he sits up, blows the candles and eats half of the mini cake and his mom eats the other half. It’s probably the best cake she’s ever baked. Nico already sent him a bunch of messages after midnight - he has to be the first to wish his boyfriend a happy birthday every time - and so Marti takes a picture of his half of the cake, saying he’ll be home for lunch but for Nico to not make anything fo them! Once Marti is there they’ll decide what to eat.

2 - Before he’s leaving the house with some new clothes to take to Nico’s grandma’s place and the clothes he took there to wash overnight, he runs into Gio at the door. So they go back inside for a little more so Gio can see his mom and tell her how college is going, how he’s still happily with Eva, looking at some apartments to move in. He teases Marti, saying they’re looking for a place with two bedrooms for the nights when Marti fights with Nico and decides to sleep somewhere else. It doesn’t happen as often as he makes it seem but it’s funny to see Martino so bothered by it.

3 - They walk to Nico’s place so they can still spend some time together on Marti’s bday. Gio buys him some ice cream and they catch up lke they are not constantly talking, texting, video calling each other. Gio asks how Nico is and how are things between them, and before he leaves Marti at Nico’s door, he says they’ll meet a little bit later. Everyone will probably come to eat some pizza later and celebrate Marti.

4 - When he finally gets home it’s almost 2 p.m and Martino is a little tired, feels like this day is lasting a whole year. He unlocks the door with his keys and finds Nico almost instantly, running to meet Martino at the door, holding a bouquet of flower because he’s that cheesy. He gives it to Marti and kisses him, saying he’ll take care of the plants so they can have them for a few weeks. With Martino’s care they wouldn’t last the weekend. They only spent a few hours apart but it feels like months. When Marti left to go to his mom’s place it was past midnight. He holds his flowers and puts them aside and keeps kissing Nico for a little longer, saying it’s his birthday and he’ll say when they’re done kissing. Nico laughs and smiles against his lips, running his hand up and down Martino’s side, always so warm.

5 - They spend the afternoon in bed, tangled together, a little too hot but the fan Nico’s grandma left doesn’t work that well anymore so they’ll just have to ignore the heat from a house with not much circulation of air, no matter if the windows are open and the fan is on. When Marti starts to get really annoyed about it again, complaining, Nico kisses his to take his mind off of it, pushing the sheets aside so he can lie on top of Marti and they can start all over again. Marti’s mood changes instantly, smiling, always excited for Nico’s sexy ideas.

6 - Gio and Eva are the first ones to arrive at night. Nothing is really planned but it’s always like these during birthdays or special occasions: they just show up wherever they need to be and plan the night as it goes. Elia and Filo get there five minutes later and the same happens when Luca, Silvia, Sana, Malik and Fede. The rest of the boys get there a little later with a bunch of balloon with Marti’s name written on it and the balloons are all red - Nico’s request even though the boy don’t really get it, Marti does and it’s what matters. He laughs and thanks the boys and goes back to his boyfriend to give him a kiss away from everyone and thank him for everything.

Hope this is good? I wrote it a little too fast and without checking for any mistakes <3 You don’t take advantage of anything! I love writing and I love your ideas!!!

Happy birthday Fedeee!!! 🥳