#hes so...SENSUAL

[psybrepunk]

Once again thinking about this photo of Brent Spiner in the makeup chair for TNG because maybe it's just me but this is a modern renaissance painting.

[shadow0-1]

Threat

Still render ↓

[glassofpumpkinjuice]

headfirst slide

(oklahoma 3/11/24)

[mondschein14]

Stewart Clarke's Javert is so desperate and it's my favorite thing ever

[deadsecurity]

Quick & messy comic abt boys n coming of age :3

(Please zoom in on the third panel !!)

[gophergal]

looks at yoyr header breasted boobily

he does that

[hypnotic-kink]

Grrrrr!

[exhausted-think-bucket]

This comb is about to be used in either a sexual or a homicidal context

[kit-teung]

some dff girlies really said. I can excuse filming a video of your classmate getting SA-ed, a video that then ends up shared on social media for thousands of people to see, but I draw line at cheating 😤

[wutheringmights]

ALSO hey can we get some elaboration of the Chain having caught Warriors with Sidon???? What????

Lol it's not as exciting as you think.

Basically, the Chain ended up in the Zora's Domain and decided it would be a good place to rest for a few days. When they end up in friendly territory, they tend to split up and get some space from each other before having to spend every waking moment next to each other on the road again.

Warriors ended up getting introduced to Sidon probably at a welcoming banquet, and one thing led to another and they had a good night together-- fun overall, but Warriors was not really into Sidon asking him every 0.2 seconds if he was feeling okay. 8/10. Extra points for the double dick situation.

When Warriors rejoined everyone else, Wild was in the middle of telling the others about his old drama with Sidon. Primarily, how he's really into Sidon but Sidon won't do anything because it feels like a betrayal of Mipha's memory.

Warriors smartly decided to not gloat about banging the hot zora prince and just pretend it never happened. It would have worked too had Sidon not sent Warriors a bottle of ointment with a written note. Of course, Warriors can't read Wild's Hylian so he had to get Wild to read it aloud to him.

It was Sidon apologizing for any pain he might still be experiencing and that this ointment should be applied to the [REDACTED].

Warriors was mortified. Wild was pissed. Everyone else thought this was hilarious.

Court of opinion ruled in Warriors's favor but Wild never forgave and never forgot.

[lonelyneuronaboard]

My best friend's husband: Among other things, it seems that the scene in the cell was shortened because LoL has a "teen" rating, but the complete scene exists in their archives. Obviously it's not a porn scene, just a longer and more mature one.

[sawg-the-saw-blog]

had to fix something with my tickets tonight at @sawthemusical & the guy at the window straight up asked if we'd rather be in the front row! In the blood splash zone! FUCK YEAH!

we were then informed that the guy at the window was Cooper Jordan. thanks, Coop ✌🏽😎

[cleradinthealps]

mike wheeler doesn’t know it yet but come the 90s he is going to be the biggest björk fan in the world

[eggbagelz]

gale voice here feel the pulse of the magic in my heart that will eventually be the end of me. im on my knees before you like an animal showing its belly. im in excrutiating pain bc of the contact with the magic in my heart but please dont take your hand away please dont stop touching me

[theboarsbride]

Me in bed clammy and half dead with a headache getting silly writing a psychosexual scene between bear wife and sir john

[missing-sock-misto]

Macavity’s a Mystery Cat, he’s called the ‘Hidden Paw’,

For he’s the master criminal, who can defy the law.