#hes so silly but also a wizard

[mee1414]

Fire man

Day 23 - Tango

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

[kr-yoongi]

Colin Morgan in season 1 of Humans I want you.

(Timelapse below)

[slumbergoblin]

Megoosa

[spotaus]

If I have energy I want to draw out some designs for an au I'm spontaneously writing.

(Medieval times, there's a Prophecy. Nightmare rules over this kingdom and is supposed to complete this prophecy, he refuses to because it would harm the people. Dream was sent away and banished by Night because he was dis-illusioned into thinking the prophecy was a Good Thing abd what he was raised to complete. Night collected his Knights (Killer, Dust, Horror, and Cross most recently) and trains them and tells them the truth of the prophecy. They're loyal to him. One day the magic of the prophesy (Apple Magic) leaves Nightmare unexpectedly, returning him to the state he was in before he accepted the mantle. This puts a target on his back and gives Dream a huge advantage in maybe making a comeback. The Knight's decide that their King (newly a young lad and variably scared and frightened) must be protected and they run the kingdom as he normally would, while also ensuring he survives and that the prophecy can't be completed.)

[helpimstuckposting]

Everyone’s making fun of the dice roller for buying a special hat and a little outfit but no one made fun of any other avatars who have special looks! Maybe the entities like to look weirdly recognizable huh maybe they like being iconic did you ever think of that? No. Because you only think of yourself.

[madoumonogatarirunelord]

Do y'all just ever wonder what would happen if Compile era characters switched roles with Sega era characters?

Yeah... Me too

(insane idea dump in tags)

[fuckin-flip-wizard]

So. I've also been getting into another show recently and I wanted to draw my two current fav shows together

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

downloaded fgo again just so i could listen to merlin’s voice lines and pretend that he’s suguru…. but this one is literally SO perfect for knight!sugu i’m abt to explode ?!!!!!??!??!???

[curlyfangirl793]

heres sum more swap au :D

[penofwildfire]

Someone get this wizard some estrogen

[damnation-if]

I have no strong opinions about measurements & I’ll keep my freedom temperature opinions to myself (0 is Dying Cold 100 is Dying Hot it’s intuitive!) but your tags about D&D are so true 5 ft is so specific & in a lot of situations it makes no sense (Especially when you consider it started out as wargame with role playing added in). RPG designers just use [Number] Square(s)/Hex(es), I beg of you!

one of my Biggest gripes with d&d measurements comes down to. Size. as in the Size category of creatures and objects. like the Medium size (which refers to the vast majority of humanoids and a whole bunch of regular-sized enemies like wolves and stuff) is said to occupy. essentially a square of space with a 5ft-long side. for the sake of being put on a battle map or whatever. and that... makes sense in a way even though you can obviously. fit more than one person in a square that size or like. a person and a cat or whatever but it's fine it's trying to apply a mathematical rule to a chaotic irl process that doesn't necessarily have much 2d mathematical sense worked into it.

anyway. then you get to the Large size.

any creature of Large size occupies Four Entire 5foot Squares, sides 10 feet long in either direction overall. you can. in a way. justify this for stuff like say. Horses. maybe nobody wants to stand too close to the horse thinking they'll get kicked or whatever. but then we have to consider my Eternal bugbear, Graz'zt.

Graz'zt is a demon lord (the Best one, imo, certainly the best of the big three fitey bois fiteing for the #1 spot) and so his Size category is Large. but his entire schtick is that he's a sexboi and he's basically just a humanoid guy who's pretty tall (9 feet, or a little bit less than 3m). because you know. you need to be able get it in you, if you know what i'm saying, so he can't be so big as to make that a pain for himself. he can Certainly fit within a square where one of the sides is 5 feet long. and yet to slap him on a battle map (as we had to playing fucking Out of the Abyss, god damn that module) he has a Large token and is supposed to take up a square with 10 feet sides.

he could lie down on the ground and not reach all the way along One of those sides, which a lot of human people cannot do in their Medium 5 foot square. so like. he's just standing in the middle of a vast empty 10 foot square cos no one can approach beyond a certain distance because of his Musk or something i guess. the Large token size is excessive even for a horse but it's Ridiculous for a Slightly Tall Man.

although my DM actually brought him down to Medium after we all ranted about this a bit lmfao

[mossterious]

Folks why have I blorbo imprinted on an evil 50s wizard for hire from a made for tv sequel, a sequel for a movie that I haven’t even seen. Why???

[fandomfloozy]

[walks on stage]

[into microphone] I'm so sorry if this lets people down or disillusions anyone to me, but I am now in my Gale apologist era. Thank you very much

[the crowd erupts in boos, tomato, tomato]

[has to be escorted off stage]

[frenchy-and-the-sea]

Besides figuring out that I unintentionally made Wyn a wannabe TLT girlie, my Curse of Strahd game is slowly becoming the "clown on the wizard" show. He's got this INCREDIBLE tendency to act very kind and proper and respectable to strangers while being secretly a tiny bit morally bankrupt, and Wyn has clocked him for it multiple times, so she spends a lot of her "former mischievous little sister" energy on taking the piss out of him. So when an NPC quite innocently noted that he wasn't like a lot of the wizards in the books that she read - who were all wizened men of great power and even greater beards - she suggested that maybe when he becomes a powerful wizard, he'll be able to grow one.

Which is to say, I'm 100% going to have Wyn paint a portrait of our wizard with a long, magnificent beard to "show him what he'll look like when he's a real wizard one day."

[glacial-art]

Wizards FIGHTING in the temple of Notor!!! (Gone WRONG) (NOT clickbait)

Characters from Seven Part Pact (patreon) by @jdragsky, a ttrpg about wizards maintaining balance

Audio from hamilton