#hes not even that interesting but holy fuckk

[glitchven]

god save me

[prisonpodcast]

I wish that one clip of Niki complimenting Techno on how considerate and kind he always is in DMs wasn’t always captioned something like “Nihachu SIMPING for Techno” because that’s such a weird ass fucking thing to title it but it’s such a wholesome and sweet clip that always makes me smile, it’s unfortunate no one normal clipped it.

Like holy shit I remember people were always so fucking irritating whenever Niki interacted with or said anything nice about one of her male friends like even when Techno was simply just SPEAKING to her on the dsmp for a syndicate lore thing it caused the whole chat to spam “Technosimp” to the point where Techno had to tell them to stop being freaks about women like it was BAD. So infuriating how awful they treated Niki, just constantly reducing her down to nothing but a potential love interest to all her male peers like ik this is from a while ago but fuckk it makes me so mad thinking about it again

[bonesandthebees]

THE SONG U SUGGESTED IS SO INTNESSEFFGW OGKYGOD IM SO SCAREDDD

PHYTHIA WANNABEE OH FUCKFHALDHDPDJFLKSLRNFKNSD

OHMYFUCKINGGODDD

THATS WHERE U PUT MR BEASTSJFKFKLGLGKSKSFLGG

IM CRYIGNKDJSKG BEEEEE

I started reading it thinking "wow what a deep commentary about the glass society and in turn ours-" before realizing it was mr beast 😭

This song DOES fit so well damn wtf

You know, I think it's interesting that rn the pov is The Pythia rather than Wilbur, even tho he's running away from well "being" the Pythia

There's smth to be said here if i were a much smarter person... lmao

Maybe the pressure of everything and being faced with his old name makes him revert back to it

Also I just had to run to catch the bus, 10/10 running music, made me run faster i think LMAO

Oh no

THE LUNGS

OH NO

IS THAT WHAT YHE VISION WAS ABOUT?!?!?! OHMYGOD NOOOO

THE MSUCIDS GETITNG MORE ITNENSE THIS FITS TOO WELL

IS

IS TOMMY GOING TO SUGGEST

IS TOMMY GOING TO SUGGEST HE TAJES HIS BLINFOLD OFF HOLYSHTI OHMGYDO WHAYRJGUVK ISHFPEURKF

IM GONANA SCREAMMMSHFLDKF I CANT DO THIS IM ON A PUBLIC BUS OHFNUCMGNFIFJGOKDR

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OHMUGUPD

THIS IS DEF ONE OF MY FAV CHAPTERS OHKYGOD THIS IS SO GOOD BEE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OHMYFUCIJGIGOGOD I CANT DO THSI INCANT DO THIS

Im going to be sick. Im going to be sick IM GOINY-

BEE.

HOLFYCUKHIGODIDKPAOEFODPIDFOJFLDHFOFHSOFBDKFBDOFBFKGKFLF

THIS WAS NOY HOW I EXPECTED THE FIRST EYE CONTACR IN YEARS TO GO NOOO PHFJJGUDOS OHKYGOD I CANT I CANT IM GOING TO DIE OHMYGOS I AM GOIGN TO GET A HEART ATATCK AN DPERISH OHMGOD

HES WILBUR AGAIN

WHO THE FU--

OHMYGOD

THEYRE BACK ALREADY?@?$,%*=[*=%

God i can imagien how fucking smug u wrre writing this chaptehrffojgkgjfydofus

I LOVE HIM

THEY MADE IT BACK?!?! NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TBH BUT I'LL TAKE, ILL FUCKING TAKE IT OHMYGOD

U DIDNT KILL HIM WILBUR ISTG ITS OKAY OUT OF EVERYONE FOR U TO LOOK IN YHE EYE HE WAS RHE 2ND BEST

I say 2nd best bc phil is pretty much dating death so- DHFKD

Im goingnto cry

THE UNDERWORLD

HES STILL WILBUR

I dont even know how i wanna react, idk if i wanna keysmash, scream, swear, or cry ohmygod

:( ive been waiting for this moment but also FUCKKK tbis is painful im gonna cry on this bus i can feel it sgfjfnf

I love tommy so much ohjygod

Glass tommy mvp :( i lvoe him hes so sweet:(*

And now during this emotional conversation i switch songs

Embarrassingly enough by boyscott is such a good song to listen to while reading emotional scenes in fics

FUCKK I DIDNT FINISH BEFORE CLASS oh well time to read in class amen, im almost done anyway

OOOHBH GOD THIS MIGUTVE BEEN A MISTAKE I WANNA CRY AT THEIR HUG OHHHHMJGODJDJFJDKD

Ohmygod

Tommy:(

Ohmygor

Ohmgydo

I am not okay

I am not okay

Ooooooohhhh my gosh:((((((

WHERE'S THEIR DAD, WHERE'S PHIL, HE'LL KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS, SURELY

Ooohmygod

ITS NOT THEIR FAULT!!!

Though, them not telling phil and tech about the vision is, but i dont think it would've changed anything ooohmygoodness my heart hurts:(

Bee blz how could u

(This was a fucking amazing chapter though holyshit, this is gonna be one of those scenes i reread over and over again ohmygoddd)

very glad you guys are all liking the song. it's such intense chase scene vibes and I think the electronic beats really makes it perfect for the glass universe. there was another song from the same movie soundtrack I debated listening to but then I tried to write to it and was like hmm no container park is a better track instead

well the mr beast moment is supposed to be an example of the dystopian capitalist hellscape that exists in the glass universe, and dystopian settings are meant to be exaggerated versions of the society we currently live in to point out the flaws so yeah it is commentary lol. I have a lot of feelings regarding mr beast and the contrast between the philanthropic work he does while simultaneously exploiting people's financial struggles for entertainment but that's a discussion for another day

LMAO not listening to the song while running to the bus 😭

I am so sorry for your heart rate very glad it invoked the right emotions though :) I was very smug writing this entire chapter

phil is out having a business meeting he'll get to deal with this mess in the morning

I'm so happy to hear you enjoyed!! I struggled a lot writing this bc I hate writing action scenes as you know, so I kept second guessing if the pace was good or not the entire damn time but I'm pretty happy with how it turned out in the end

[lyvli]

code dived retribution and i'm going insane over chen's fucking heartbreak memory like holy shitttt

he heard sidestep mentally screaming for him, airstrike their location to stop heartbreak, and sidestep just goes "yeah of course ortega and the mission comes first, never me, i never mattered" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

it's not even entirely chen's fault bc it was kinda like fog of war and he knows sidestep should have been dead and ortega was the only real one but AHHHHHHHHH THE ANGST bc chen still regrets it, like regrets that he could have done more and save sidestep, and that if he really knew what was going on he wouldn't have let the bad guys take away sidestep

but then sidestep goes "Wouldn't you? You hated me."

peak enemies to friends to lovers angst *chef's kiss* so much hurting each other bc that's all they know how to do, and that they're too similar in more ways than one!!!!!

also some of chen and sidestep's interactions were so cute, like:

[...] He lets out a soft breath. "We both know Ortega is the looker here."

"Don't sell yourself short," you say, chewing the inside of your lip. "You…look good."

"I don't know how to reply to that, so I won't." He doesn't look at you, striking up a pace that's just a bit too fast. Not that you don't keep up. "You do too."

"Asshole. If I call you a liar now, you'll do the same to me." He would, too. Checkmate.

"Of course." The answer comes with a hint of a smile, softening his face. "We just have to suffer being handsome together."

LIKE FUCKK... the way he gets all soft around you dfsghliidflgui

not gonna lie tho, i was very ok with ortega before, but this book kinda of made me dislike them? lol like, good for the ppl who do the poly route for steel/ortega/sidestep but you literally cannot have a conversation without ortega being the elephant in the room? if that makes sense

it's also interesting if ortega is male, because then it becomes a full on love triangle, and it almost felt like you couldn't dodge the poly route?? idk

going to have to sit here and try to figure out all the trigger conditions for the various interactions, but it'll be worth ittt (probablyyy)

[middle-class-trash]

Rise of the Titans liveblog!!!

that intro made me unexpectedly emotional

So if Blinky is narrating, he can't die, right? Right????

BRO THE SUBWAY SCENE!!!! We're getting right fuckin into it!!!

Steve, my son!!!

I wish Toby wasn't a constant punchline 🙃 it just makes me not take his character seriously

CLAIRE!!!!!!

Something about Douxie decking Skrael at the first opportunity is just so sexy of him

Jim is incredibly brave but it's really reckless to go hand-to-hand with a demigod without proper armor

My heart goes BUMBUMBUMBUM when Douxie looks out the traincar window

Sexy traincar tracks spell WHO

THE WRECKAGE AWWWW

Oh my gosh the people stuck in the magic circle because they wouldnt get out of the way

NO NO NO DOUXIE NO

So they were arrested that early?? Jeez

Nari's such a cutie

"None of us will be talking to you" *cut to Toby spilling every bean*

TOBY'S FACE AT THE END HAHHAHAHA

Something about Nari's voice coming out of Douxie's body is so deeply odd

Oh hey, Krel to the rescue

AREA 49 HAKSHDKSKD

"And your mom."

Oh my gosh he's still broken from Wizards 😂

The Guardians are just dead set on pissing off local authorities huh

JIM!!!

STRICKLER?????

BARBARAAAAA

Stricklake supremacy 😌 they both look so good

Claire listening in 😭😭😭 she's so cute

AWWWWW ENGAGED ENGAGED ENGAGED

......does that give them death flags? Fuck. Fuuuuck fuck fuck fuck. It totally does.

AWWW DOUXIE!NARI HUGGING ARCHIE

Aja!!!!

Your majesty!!

Oh yikes, here's that running gag everyone was talking about.. pregnant Steve

Oh hey, Eli's hot now. We been knew 😂

"Mazel tov!" HAHA

Poor Jim needing a bunch of support to walk 🥺 he's such a trooper

I will simply pass away if Blinky dies

I hope Douxie is okay, we haven't seen him in Nari's body and that makes me ✨nervous✨

OH JKJK

Nari is so goddamn pretty

"Only your presence, not your commitment" is such a rapey saying

"Abra-cadabra, buttsnacks" I love that he still says that 🥺🥺 he loves his friends so much

"Do your worst" *cue both Douxie and Nari absolutely screaming in pain*

Krohnisfere? Alrighty then, that's the first mission

"I wouldn't be so sure of that" AWWW

They fixed the amulet???? DUUUUDE

"For the good of all..." 😭😭😭😭

"Or I could lock onto Nari and portal us there" *dead fucking silence*

I hate how Toby's used as a constant punchline.. a penny? Really?

TRAINTRACK MAGIC CIRCLE GO BRRRR

Poor Nari 🥺 Douxie's in so much distress

Oh no, the new amulet isn't working?? Fuckk

That absolutely gorgeous screencap of pissed Aja

Part of me is glad Nari was forced to do this and wasn't actually a traitor

Ice titan awakening sequence? Ice titan awakening sequence.

Oh Nari. Oh sweetie

Oh my gosh she's fucking tied to her titan

Boiling water!!! Or underwater explosion, that works too. Much more dramatic but that's Bellroc's style

Oh wow Steve actually has a bump?? What the fuck???

Oooh, TrollDragons?

Charlie!!!

"We still don't have a trollhunter" Aja, honey, not helpful

"Does he even trust himself? AJA, HONEY, NOT HELPFUL

Barbara being proud of her son 😭😭

OOH fusing excalibur with the armor?

Aja is so full of confidence, it's a good look for her

Steve being preggo is..really fucking weird. When they said

AWWW BLINKY AND AARRRGHHH

Your honor, I love them

OOH IS IT SOFT JLAIRE TIME

Ohhhh it's soft Jlaire time

He's always looking out for his mom 🥺

"I will always be here (head), and here (heart)" just fuck me up fam

Charlie!!!

Zong-Shi?

"Only death will come to those who go looking for it" oh dear

"The troll with many eyes" how does Charlie know Blinky? 😂

AYYY this where the banner that I found first is from!!! it was so cool seeing my screenshot circulate when we were starved for content 😂😂 everyone was posting various rott icons and banners that they got hoping they'd find a new one

Oh dear.. government

Blinky dear they can't understand you

"Holy frijole" Claire I simply adore you

WOW THAT'S PRETTYYYYY

Troll slaves???

So is Zong-Shi this ugly ass pear-lookin ass

Aja chilling with Jim even though she has doubts is an interesting strategic choice

Douxie, AARRRGHHH, and Nomura? Talk about rarepare

NOMURA CATCHING HIM 😭😭 SEXYYYY

DOUXIE RESCUING NOMURA 😭😭😭😭 SEXXYYYYY

If I havent said it yet, the animation is breathtaking

OH SHIT JIM

aaaaand here come those frozen wings

Nari cant be in control of herself, there's no way. She's still tied to the titan for Pete's sake

NOMURA????

Please dont let this be a sacrifice

PLEASE NO

BOTH CHANGELINGS????

STRICKLANDER??????

No on-screen death, so it's not real. No on-screen death, do it"# notbsmejelreal

NO ON-SCREEN DEATH BUT IT'S NOT REAL

THEYRE TALKING AHOUT HIM PAST-TENSE NOOOO

THEY RBOGUHT UP HIS DADDDDDD

"There's no revelation I can give you" is a great way of saying he's not relevant, genuinely

Oh wow this guy's freaky

Ohhhh so the green thing from the trailers and promo photos is the Krohnisfere

Archie to the rescue!!!

"That's my boy!" AWWE

"Claire nooo, no no no no YESSS, I'm free!!!" Blinky, never change 😂

Oh wow, they're already in contact with Bellroc's titan??

Different note, but the titan's designs are just different enough to make them interestun

VARVATOS??? Okay jk somehow it's gun robot lmfao

WAIT NEVER MIND HAHAHAH HI BUD

....if the bridge falls, can't Charlie just fly them across

LMAO he just saw his death?? That is what he wanted to see 🤷🏻‍♀️

It's too early to celebrate, there's no way Bellroc is down after just a few pinches

Yeahhh

Oh dear... is Varvatos in danger?

Claire being the warrior of the group is incredible and sexy and hhnnngggg

Toby is a Hufflepuff. I will not be answering questions

OH WOW THAT'S HOW HE BURNED HIS HAND??? THE HONRGAZEL?????

ARCHIE SAID GOODBYE??? NO NO NO NO NO

Douxie's gonna be a flat mess!!!

God, plus Nomura and Stricklander

NOOOO DOUXIE YOU BIG SWEETIE

Oh my gosh this is the scene with Douxie trying to connect with Nari, it has to be

"I need to try again" AWWW HONEY

That shot of Mexico was incredibly stereotypical

DOUXIE SWEETHEART 🥺🥺

He's trying to hold her hand???? AWWWW

Oh my gosh he's being choked 😳

NARI BABY!!!!

The huggos 🥺🥺

Jim being frustrated is totally realistic

Wait wait wait waittt do they have the entire titan at their disposal?

"There's absolutely nothing all the way out here" cue a titan. Any of them.

And there it is.

CLAIRE SUPREMACY!!!!!!!

White haired Claire? White haired Claire???

Oh dear it's like.. a little over halfway and there's so much left that could happen

COACH. COOOOACH

OH THANK GOD!!! Steve doesn't need another paternal figure dying on him

Time for Skrael to fuck shit up 😬

I find it interesting how Bellroc and Skrael's titans are both bipedal but Nari's is on four legs, much more animalistic

NARI, NOOOOO PLEASE NO

At least Skrael's done????

We kinds knew Bellroc was the final boss but NOT LIKE THIS

DOUXIE SCREAMING FOR HER

NOOOOOOO

No more running. GODDAMNIT

The three can no longer unite but Bellroc can still fcuk shit up

A HIDDEN PAGE??? FUCK THE WORLD IS TO BE REFORGED WITH FIRE

THE HEARTSTONE??????

Oh shit, the explanation for why Arcadia's the center of everything!!

The only heartstone?? Really???? That's scary as shit, trolls could go instinct without a reliable hearthstone!!

EXCALIBUR TIMEEE

JIMMMMMM

Come on honey, you can do it!!

Aja, honey, I love you so much but now's not the time

THE HEARTSTONE???? FUCK DUDE

.......Steve

Eli the midwife?? ...gross

Jim, my love, my baby boy!!!

The nine of them!!!

AWW BLINKY BEING THE BEST DAD

THEY WORK TOGETHER 😭😭😭😭

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

"Quiet desperation" is a great word for it

Are we coming on to the big final battle?

Ohnoohnoohno they all said the thing 😭😭😭 someone's gonna die. At least one more is gonna die.

HE'S DRIVINGGGG. LOVE THAT FOR HIM

STICKY SPELL TIME!!!!!!

"Some sort of stickum!" Bro 😂😂

I love how he calls them all Trollhunters 😭 throwback to the OG show where the three of them were all called that

Aja Terron supremacy

Oh it's weird.. it's very weird. Why did Steve have to be pregnant again

Oh dear, there's half an hour left.. this has to be the final battle

JIM

Varvatos shielding Claire and Krel 🥺

Fuck, man, people are getting thrown left and right

DOUXIE MY LOVE

Oh here we fucking go, rematch

NEW AMULET???

Jim's about to get royally fucked up

LIKE THAT

FUCK

WHY IS SHE TAKING HIM??? GOD NO

Anti-magic beacon??

Helloooo that's smart asf

This gives Mount Doom vibes

"Embrace your loved ones for the final time" FUCK MAN STOP IT

"I already was" DAMN RIGHT BUD

NEW AMULETTTT

GO GET JIM GO GET 'IM

DAYLIGHT ARMOR!!!!!!

He was ready to just sacrifice himself like THAT

DAYLIGHT ARMORRRRR WITH EXCALIBUR??????? FUUUUCK

Jim being great at combat is just the best fucking thing

Oh fuck. OH FUCK.

STABBED??????

PLEASE NO, GOD NO

FUUUUCK

"I'm powerless" "You get used to it" WE DONT HAVE TIME TO UNPACK ALL OF THAT

JIM HONEY PLEASE DONT DIE

Is that....is that it?? Oh dear god, is that it????

JIM WHERE ARE YOU

I'm calling it now it's too early to be celebrating

Oh god the weird babies

WHERE IS TOBY

WHERE

NO

MY JAW FUCKING DROPPED

NO WAY, NO FUCKING WAY

HE'S GETTING A DYING MONOLOGUE??????

ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE

"Itll be the two of us at the end" WHY DOES THAG SEEM LIKE JIM WILL GO OUT TIO

THERE'S NO WAY TOBY JUST DIED

THHERE'S NO WAY

That was sad as fuck but in a narrative way I hope it's permanent

Oh dear, Jim's going back????

Oh shit

WWHAT IS HE DOING

NOOOOO

"I have cherished every moment with you" STOP IT HE'S HIS FATHER

"I FYOU WERE MY OWN SON" STOPPPPPP

WHAT'S HAPONEINGGGGG

CLAIRE

NOOOO

THIS IS WHERE IM SOBBING

THIS IS WHERE IM LOSUNG IT

"Dont give up on me" FUCK STOPPPP

"I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE AND HERE" FUCK IT STOPPPPP

"I would date you for a hundred lifetimes" IS REALLY BEING TESTED HUH

THERE ARE 10 MINUTES ELFT WHAT THEBFUCK

AND WE'RE BACK TO TROLLHUNTERS?.????

HUHHHH

Fuck, man. FUCK, MAN.

Oh, Toby. Ohhhh Toby

CLAIRE 🥺

ROMEO AND JULIET!!!!

Oh my fucking god

"IF YOUD COME OVER TO DINNER" AYYYYY

His smile at Steve 🥺

HE'S HAVING TOBY TAKE THE CANAL???? But wouldnt the amulet still call for Jim?????

"Nothing interesting ever happens in Arcadia" VERY FUCKING FUNNY

Destiny is a gift. Some go their entire lives living in an existence of quiet desperation, never learning the truth- that what feels as though a burden pushing down upon our shoulders is actually the sense of purpose that lifts us to greater heights. Never forget that fear is but the precursor to valor. That to strive and triumph in the face of fear is what it means to be a hero. Don't think. Become.

.......it actually called his name. I can't believe it actually called his name.

The fuck is that ending??? Let Jim REST

[thethirdwheel404]

Med Series Rewatch (#19)

S3 E19: Crisis of Confidence.

Uh oh.

Episode description: Dr. Manning rushes to save a young boy who has a life-threatening case of the flu. After discovering that opioid painkillers were stolen during last week’s mass casualty, April believes Dr. Choi’s sister took them.

Seriously April? So gung-ho to defend Emily, but then you turn around and accuse her. (I don’t remember if she actually took them)

Actually, we can figure that out. Bc according to this, you can infer that ethan was defending his sister, and since the guy is always right and the girl is always wrong, she probably didn’t.

let’s get into it.

- a fucking anonymous note?? why are they doing this weird detective thing? can they not find more things for psych to do

- THIS GUY IS JUST SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE (sarah’s dad)

- I need ava to come in a fuck some of his shit up. honestly. please. SAVE HER

- ava going with sarah to her dad’s apartment? mayhaps????

- a crumb of reesker rights, please

- do we ever find out who slips charles the articles?

- also I’m guessing that charles offers to go to the apartment instead, for sarah, and that’s where he finds all of the missing girls’ personal belongings

- also. this is the second to last ep of the season. and this is the first episode with these murder allegations. it literally comes out of nowhere. the second to last ep. MED. WHAT ARE YOU DOING

- ava turning to connor with a sly grin when he tries to reassure her. they rag on each other so much (bc she told him to stop acting like he’s not enjoying ava being flamed for failing the exercise)

- ugh god ava in her lab coat does things

- accentttt

- why does connor look to ava to explain the complications?

- the way she’s closely watching him, sees him look to her to give her the cue. the little nod of question

- the look on all of their faces. like, it’s like... the kinda get where she’s coming from, the patient who doesn’t want to give up her baby for her heart. it’s a hard decision

- hands in pockets. HANDS IN POCKETS

- ava looks so fucking tired when connor says ‘what if there’s another option’. hilarious

- she’s had to do this so many times

- wait so this is the second time in a row nat and ava work on a case together. hmm...

- i smell the ship forming

- bc the fandom feasts off crumbs

- and the med writers are the old men throwing bread on the ground

- we are mere pigeons

- don’t like it when connor calls her by her first name? it just annoys me. has he earned that right?

- half of me is like ‘ava would be alright with people calling her ava bc she wants interactions/friendships’ but then the other is like ‘she’s too much of a professional, she knows her worth, people have to earn their right to talk to her’, yk? idk

- the sadness in ava’s eyes when there’s complications in the surgery

- godddd look at sarah’s smile

- easy, joking. let her be more at ease please

- god april in this episode fucking sucks

- SARAH’S FUCKING HANDS WHEN THAT WOMAN TALKING TO HER DAD HUGS HER. that’s fucking hilarious

- it’s so fucking funny oh my god

- no no no no, sarah. do not second guess yourself and convince yourself that your dad’s alright. no

- connor is so fucking egotistical in this episode. holy shit what the fuckk?? brooooo. chill.

- kick him in his face. kick him in the face

- ava and connor whispering banter to each other

- more ava being concerned and disapproving of connor’s decisions

- ethan and april suck in this ep. honestly

- yeah ava move it. i love watching her do work. (a given) push that bed. she’s being useful

- ava stopping him. ever the realist

- good. pay for your decisions

- ik this doesn’t completely line up with the idea we set earlier of ava being more ‘high risk high reward’ but an interesting pattern has started to emerge. she never uses those high risk ideas when the cases involve children or babies. she is very considerate in that sense. interesting

- let connor have a crisis of confidence. let him be scared, not confident. it’s what he fucking deserves

- ava here is concerned bc this is suuuper ooc for connor, to take himself off this case. he’s in a bad spot, and she cares for him

- is he really about to find a dead body?

- oh okay

- I FORGOT THE FINALE FOR MANSTEAD IS WILL PROPOSING

- this is so stupid

One more episode boys. This episode was standard Ava stuff. The only thing that I feel needs to be cleared up is Ava’s look of sadness when Connor takes himself off the case. No, it’s not because deep down Ava think that Connor is the right choice. Do not even try to take this there. She is sad because she is concerned for her friend, because his normal state is egotistical. For him to think he is completely unfit, something is very very wrong.

One more episode.

thanks for sticking with it

[shesawriter39049]

“Hands to myself” Taehyung Mini smut drabble

RANDOM AF..ALL SMUT..no real plot..I guess lowkey a fan hookup backstage before the show !? 1.2 k

UPDATE: This could kinda fall into my “VIP Treatment” series..even though I didin’t have that in mind when I wrote it..but it fits...

“Tae, baby-f-fuck” A chocked out sobb hiccuped from your chest, as your head and hand slap against the wall of his dressing room. He was told a good oh I don't know...5 or so minutes ago that he needed to start getting ready, yet here he was. His skilled fingers riding you towards your 3rd..yes 3rd release, they were fucking perfect...long enough to hit what felt like the deepest niche within your core. Yet they were thick, thicker than you expected..making you kneel out in pleasure the minute his knuckles disappeared between your lips. “God, you sound soo good calling me that” Kissing his way down the side of your neck, caressing each inch of your skin , you were sure your entire neck had to be a very interesting shade of purple by now. As he seemed to have made a home in the crook of your neck..marking you as his...even if it was only for tonight.”Your making it impossible for me to keep my hands off you,..you know that right?” There was a hint of smokeyness that melted into his voice as it brushed against your skin, letting your hands find there place in his hair. Another moan fell effortlessly from your lips, as you felt his teeth sink into the base of your neck. “Good,I don't want you to, they feel soo good…soo good baby” It was like he became addicted..addicted to how warm and tight your pussy felt clenching around his fingers. How effortlessly “Baby” rolled off your tongue in reference to him as he brought you to each of yours highs. How no matter how hard you came, how much your thighs were trembling...how wet his hand felt...or how weak your voice became..you still wanted more. Not afraid to push your body as far as it’s willing to go. 

“Oh fuckk…” clawing your nails through the thin material of his tee-shirt as you felt that familiar feeling start to build in your stomach again. He hadn't given you time in between to fully come down, if he wasn’t fucking you open he was rubbing your clit and vise versa. Keeping you stimulated the entire time..at this point almost overstimulated,your thigsh havent stopped shaking and your clit was still swollen and throbbing yet you wanted more. Rocking your hips into the palm of his hand but this time the tension was far more intense than the others. Everything felt amplified, due to how sensitive all your nerves were, as he snaked his fingers in between your folds you could almost pinpoint exactly where within your walls he was. Even able to feel the metal of the 3 tiny rings that sat along his fingers..you felt everything! “Shit, Tae you need to stop..unless you want me to squirt all over your extremely expensive-oh god- jeans…” Everything was strained.. as you spoke you weren't even sure if he understood you in between the cries that swept in the middle of every word you tried to utter out. All the muscles in your body were starting to seize up, moaning out against the crook of your neck as his hand took a firm squeeze on your ass before bring it up to your jaw. Titing it down to make you look at him “Fuck, you can do that?” The eyebrow raise accompanied by the smirk..and the underlayer of excitement in his voice almost had you scared to answer that . It was clear he was more than up for the challenge and there was no way he hell he was stopping until you made a mess all over him. Sinking your teeth into your bottom lip trying to muffle the cry that was teasing up your throat as slid a third..finger in...curling it upwards meeting the others...your heat pulsing against him even stronger now that he was three wide, knuckle deep. “If-If you can hit right spot then..yeah..yeah I can..” Smirking up at him through hooded lids as he brought his forehead down to rest against yours. Another moan escaped his lips at the sounds of that, sweeping his tongue against your bottom lip before sliding it into your mouth. Bringing his opposite hand to to slightly adjust your posture...taping your thigh so you could loosely wrap it around his waist..making you arch slightly off the wall. Keeping a firm grip around your waist as he guided you to rock your hips up into his palm. Helping him slide against you at a even deeper angle, the feeling became even more intense than it did only seconds prior which you didn't even think was possible. The cries forming in your throat got stronger even as the rolled against his tongue, they weren't close to muffled. “..And am I hitting it right baby? Are you going to come for me again? Make a even bigger mess all over my thigh?” Slurring his word against your tongue as he didn't fully break away from the kiss. You never in a million years thought you’d hear Kim Taehyung call you “baby”….nevertheless while his fingers were riding you through your 3rd Orgasim. And fuck, if it didn't sound  damn good coming from that deep husky voice of his..not to mention the fact that he was practically moaning all of it against your tongue. More than evident how hard he was at this point, you could feel his length pressing into your inner thigh. Walls clenching automatically  at just the slight brush of how thick this man was..you wanted him to fill you to the brim, but unfortunately there wasn’t time for all that right now. “Fuck yes..oh my god right there...please right there..” it was clear how close you were, from how uneven your voice was, a slight tremble residing in your throat. His fingers were edging your G-spot perfectly...continuously thrusting them in and out in at a rapid speed. His palm smacking against your lips every time..the sound of your wetness bouncing off the walls .

” Hmm...there baby?” You could feel the smirk in his voice, he was getting just as aroused as you were..accent becoming impossibly thick. He already knew the answer to his rhetorical question..from how hard you were clenching around him...already knowing he was right where you needed him to be. Not letting up until you gave him what he wanted, dragging his fingers along every inch of you heat.Suddenly you found yourself invuotetarlly squeezing him in place, almost unable to release the grip you held around him. Muscles spasming so tight he almost felt stuck for a minute. ”Oh fuck fuck fu--”  instantly dropping your head to his shoulder..biting into his chest trying to muffle your sounds as it felt like your body was hurdling over itself. Knees actually buckling as a result of your orgasim being ripped form your body. If his arm wasn’t around your waist you probably would have hit the floor. You felt yourself dripping down his palm, onto your inner thigh..when suddenly your arousal hit it’s peek “Tae-fuck” your words were barely audible as they slurred against his shirt..your fluids felt as though they were almost forcing his fingers free. In that moment a growl that almost felt...primal erupted from his throat as you soaked his thigh “Fuck yes baby, good girl...good girl….” leaving faint kissing in your hair as he soothed his hand over your thigh. While you panted heavily into his chest...fingers still clinging to his shirt for dear life. Still slowly rocking his fingers in and out, causing your body to quake at every movement. “That..was the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen...holy shit…” Whispering the praise into your hair..body to weak in the moment to respond. That’s when you heard a hard bang on the door...something mumbled in korean...which let you know he was probably getting cursed out and needed to get his ass ready….

You weren't sure what he said in response, as it was obviously on Korean but whatever it was it made the staff member walk away from the door. Yet he still hasn't pulled away from you let..giving you a minute to fully let  your body come down. Well aware of how hard you just came, and how sensitive your entire body was as you were still shaking actually. Slowly sliding his fingers out..using your juices to gently rub light circles over your clit, while his other hand continued stroking your hip. Continuously whispering into your hair how good you did, how good you felt, the praise only making you more lightheaded than you already where. Once your breathing started to even out, you finally pulled your head back from him..bracing it against the wall.glancing up at him with full heavy lashes.  A lazy smirk tugged on the corners of his lips at the site of how fucked out you were. I mean don’t get me wrong you still looked good it was just clear he wore you out and he ...loved  every second of it...

“I-if you want..I can stick around and maybe you can try for number four with your dick this time?” Eyebrow quirked slightly at the implied question while your teeth grazed your bottom lip.  A light chuckle left his throat, as he grabbed your hand..guiding you to slowly stroke his length through his jeans. Making sure you knew how hard he was, making it pulse a couple times while in your hold , simultaneously clenching your walls every time you felt him move. I guess that was his way of letting you know..you reallyyyyyy didn't need to question if he wanted you to stick around or not….

Love you guys as always,

Rocki 

[the-nysh]

Opm s2, ep1 live reaction

Just watched it and here to post my excitement! ;A; I am so happy and honestly relieved, oh gosh, it’s as faithful to the manga as it could possibly be! (No recaps or filler padding, I’m glad!) :’D No major complaints from me (because my priority right now watching this is to relax on my break from moving). They’ve made plenty of touch ups/edits to the scenes from the pvs, so the visuals back then can’t be fully trusted compared to what they’ve improved on here. (They’ve done as much as they could considering the studio’s lack of exp in action scenes, though we’ll see if it’s ever improved further for the bluray release.) Most importantly, it captures the same spirit and hype we all know and love, but most of all it’s FUN. Ahaha omg I’m so excited for more! Especially after seeing all those teased upcoming clips in the credits. AHHHHH!! I’m on fire. 8’D  

Transcript of my live chat reaction (going in blind) with @rayadraws:  

the-nysh: i've seen no reactions to it yet, so i'm going in blind!

rayadraws: I want to scream on tumblr but gotta give people chances to watch first Aaahhh

the-nysh: HHHHHHHh

rayadraws: Tell me your thoughts later!!

the-nysh: maybe i can just livereact to you! 8'D ahhhhhh the immediate dorks are backkkk

rayadraws: Yes!!! You’re watching now right?

the-nysh: omg king's drumming engine! XD (i'm trying to yeah ahahah) in before the movers come back from their lunch break

rayadraws: Aaahh I LOVED the first scene lmao Shiny

the-nysh: i love how it just goes immediately into the main manga scenes no recap or bullshit or anything

rayadraws: Yeah!

the-nysh: the crowd animations look totally fine to me! :D genos: "i believe that gentleman is king" buahahaah omg wow how formal

rayadraws: Omg when you can, later viewing maybe, compare the final version of the rocket punch with the trailer version

the-nysh: :O !

rayadraws: They added a lot!

the-nysh: oh shit! i'm not there yet akjfghg but sweet to know they edited things!

rayadraws: Aahhh I want to scream re a particular scene... when you’re done XD

the-nysh: akjfhkhg g4 just showed up 8D

rayadraws: Hhhhhh Battle of the shinies

the-nysh: so far there's little nice bits of animated character movement, like when saitama and genos turn heads and stuff

rayadraws: Yeah, granted I first saw it on a small blurry livestream but I can def live with this animation

the-nysh: honestly it looks totally normal/fine to me no complaints

rayadraws: Yup!

the-nysh: uwaaaaah king's bathroom breakdown!

rayadraws: He’s so STRESSED

the-nysh: it's drawn really nice and detailed here

rayadraws: <33

the-nysh: OH SHIT GENOSSSSSSSSSS WOW THAT'S A REALLY DIFFERENT PUNCH NOWWWW AHHHHHHH

rayadraws: H I M right????

the-nysh: HIS OST TOO!!!

rayadraws: Yes a sweet remix!!

the-nysh: AHHHHHH yooooo rocket punch! hue saitama....'do you need help?' heh wah there's king, all the way home already :'D

rayadraws: Yessss When you’re done with that scene I need to SCREAM

the-nysh: oho fuckk;;; waah king's little smile playing his game~ SUDDENLY SAITAMA IS RIGHT BEHIND HIMMM

rayadraws: MMMMM look at THAT EGG

the-nysh: SURPRISE EGG BOMB! X'D

rayadraws: His FACE

the-nysh: WE'RE ON THE 22ND FLOOR THRU THE FUCKING WINDOW AHAHAHA yep classic egg saitama's FACE is SO interested in him like ohhhhhhh????? are you like me? HAAAAAAAAH king's scream of 'stoppppppp!' in agony XD OSHIT BACK TO GENOS

rayadraws: Hhhhhhhh

the-nysh: classic incinerate and flashy spin away with style ohohoho

rayadraws: Hehehe

the-nysh: LASERSSSSSS

rayadraws: TIME 4 RAVE PARTY

the-nysh: ayyyyy saitama finally prompts king the big question of why he ran away~~~ genos is fighting in your place~ suddenly BURD ahahaahaha ah! genos' face is edited in that quick laser dodge part it's such a short shot the panning doesn't even matter cause he's thinking to himself

rayadraws: Mmmm

the-nysh: hhhhhhhhhhh start of king flashback~ eg eggg egggg!!! 8D i see him!

rayadraws: Yesss

the-nysh: whoooosh, genos fire extinguisher strats 'i know someone who's stronger'~ yohohoho oh ayyy also his face is slightly edited here too~

rayadraws: Hehehehe Yeah we really couldn’t trust the trailer, they changed a lot!

the-nysh: hhhhhhhhh suddenly~ all angelic feathers floating after the scream/roar confession~

rayadraws: Hehehe

the-nysh: yoooo king flashback for the scar on his face~ !!!!! huhuhuhu!! i hear a young egg voice!

rayadraws: YES

the-nysh: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;A; kakgjghhj the!!! the face recognition!!!!!! AHHHHH the panels drawn just like the manga!!! a;kjhguhagkuhilligh

rayadraws: THE CHANGE

the-nysh: AHHHHHHHHHHH HANDSOME EGGGGG soft egg counsel :')) 'just get strong'

rayadraws: THEIR WHOLE EXCHANGE was so STRONG so much emotion!!!

the-nysh: (tho i do wish the soundtrack was more swelling with feel here, it's a bit minimal but it's all good) huehue, egg will come back to play more games now and then~ :'3

rayadraws: Yes...

the-nysh: oh! suddenly genos back with kuseno and the parts he recovered

rayadraws: YES

the-nysh: oh i like the ost here HE'S ALL BEAT UP ALL TERMINATOR LIKE AAAHGHG SRS KUSENO TALK!

YOOOOOOO TERMINATOR GLARE OF DEATH wub, back to the HA oh WAIT i know this scene, ahahaah omg it's coming

rayadraws: Hehehe

the-nysh: all those criminals gathered~ ;D SONIC! yohoho, there he goes, showing off~ ayyyyy oh! FUBUKI! ayyy her face is edited too :D yooo everyone's all 'there's something about saitama~' omg they're all converging up to meet~ ahahah genos vs sonic event (with fubuki) happening soon!

rayadraws: Yesssss

the-nysh: lul now it looks like fubuki vs sonic XD ahahahaah egg back with king playing games i feel like i recognize that game tune HAHAHAHAHAAHAH BROKE THE CONTROLLER YESSS OF COURSE

rayadraws: Of COURSE

the-nysh: OH WAIT SHIT! suddenly end credits (wow i just realized we never got an opening) staying tuned in for anything after~ (garou where are youuuu)

rayadraws: I think it’s like at the corner?? Or was on cr at least...

the-nysh: oh wait! i think it’s the op song played here for the credits! ayyyy all those flashes of characters (wah the bang+bomb combo attack and yooo garou face!)

rayadraws: Yesss

the-nysh: elder centipede!

rayadraws: YES

the-nysh: OMG METAL BAT WITH HIS SISTER AND THE HUGE ROSE BOUQUET! lul CHARANKO? ahahahah egg tournament

rayadraws: Hehehehe What did you think of the whole episode??

the-nysh: omg this feels like a comic book with the name graphics, ahaha holy shit that one animated cover page of the egg rage screaming oh! hey suiryu! :D (waaaah it was fun and very faithful! no complaints!)

rayadraws: Woo!!!!

the-nysh: PHOIAHGOIHOIHGOG WISSETJG

CLIPS OF GAROU VS GENOS AND OROCHI!?!?!? I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

(^oh I was definitely not prepared for that tease! 8′D)

rayadraws: YES.

the-nysh: i'm fucking laughing at all the quick shots of derp tatsu in between things XD

rayadraws: All the tatsus!!!

the-nysh: epic eggggge omgggg the song end, from super srs egg to WAH BOOP CUTE EGG AKJGJGHJ! AFTER CREDTIS SCENE! I SEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

AHAHAHAAH FUCKING BACK MUSCLES THE FIRST THING WE SEE I LOVE IT

rayadraws: Hehehehe

the-nysh: !!!!L;KAHUFGHGUH OMG OMG OI OI OI OI~

rayadraws: ITS HERE WE WAITED SO LONG

the-nysh: this is gonna be so fun i'm on fire HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it's over ;A; i'm so happy!!!!! absolutely no complaints! it was as faithful as it could possibly be! :'DDD

rayadraws: Yesss Vs g4 was glorious and we have bigger fights coming up!!!

the-nysh: hype hype hype hype 8'DDD

(Disclaimer: a more critical eye may be applied upon later rewatches, but for now I’m happy with what we got. Definitely on board for more!)

[makeste]

BnHA Chapter 015: Some Antics on a Boat

Previously on BnHA: Field trip from hell. Ride of the Valkyries played while about 200 villains appeared out of nowhere and tried to murder our beloved superpowered children and split them all up, thus setting the stage for lots of mayhem.

Today on BnHA: We meet the U.A. principal. Deku hangs out with Tsuyu and Mineta on a boat. Mineta gets a lot of focus, and I was prepared for it to be the worst thing ever, but it mostly isn’t, except for about once every four pages or so, when it kinda is.

(ETA: Yeah so he officially took it Too Far in chapter 17 and as of that chapter is now in fact dead to me. But I’m not gonna bother changing the recap, so you can all come along on that journey with me if you are so inclined.)

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 19 23 now, so any ETAs will reflect that.)

I really have to hunt down these color pages one of these days. I tried a brief google search the other day but it brought up too many pages I hadn’t seen yet, and I didn’t want to spoil myself by accident. guess I’ll have to be patient

son of a bitch All Might is in the break room all the way back at fucking U.A.??

here I thought there was a break room hidden somewhere in USJ. I mean, you’d think they would have one; rescue training has got to be tiring

he says he should be fine in another ten minutes. then he says he’s going now

but he immediately coughs up blood orz

HEY IT’S THIS PANDA WITH A SCAR!! I KNOW THIS GUY! well I don’t know him but I’ve seen him before!

holy fucking SHIT he’s the fucking principal??

what the fuck kind of I’ll-fuck-your-shit-up powers is he fucking hiding behind that cuddly face then

because I know it’s just an assumption, but surely the principal of U.A. has to be a stone-cold badass, right?

I can’t believe this fucking little gerbil knows Deku’s secret

now he’s fucking plugging the fucking superhero vitamin shoppe I can’t

and he’s holding up a tablet with a yahoo news article about All Might saving everyone and their fucking dog earlier that morning

that’s a nice little plug for you, tumblr. yahoo still owns this shit, right?

so this fucking rat praises All Might for being his good heroic self, but then gently tells him off and reminds him to take it easy

I’m glad he’s reminding All Might to take better care of himself, but...

you would fucking think so! and yet!!

oh my god now this guy is sitting down to have tea with him. he’s never going to make it to USJ at this rate

I have to assume the principal isn’t secretly evil, since if he was, he could take down All Might all too easily since he knows all of his fucking secrets. but he sure does have the worst fucking timing, jesus

though again, we still don’t know how much danger All Might would actually be in if he did go to USJ. those villains seemed pretty damn confident. maybe he should just stay here and enjoy some tea

he calls him “Sensei”... not sure if that’s just because the principal outranks him, or if he actually was his teacher at some point. it’s probably the former, but. hmm

and now we’re back at USJ! Thirteen and Iida are on the run along with Still Too Many Arms and The Bulky Guy with Slightly Racist Lips. (do you guys think they’re racist? idk I just think it’s 2018 and there are other ways to draw POC, Japan)

anyway, they’re fighting Dr. Neck who at this point really needs a new name because he’s still a shadowy blob and now he’s looking more like an octopus but Dr. Octopus is already taken, so

for now I’m just gonna call him Not Today, Satan. you know. cuz of all the Swirling Evil

Thirteen is sending Iida back to U.A. to let them know what’s going on since the communications and alarms are down! good thinking to send the guy with super speed. I just hope he has the stamina. they never really mentioned anything about that but I’ll assume he’s good to run however many miles back to the U.A. campus

that is, assuming he’s fast enough to dodge Not Today, Satan. but I have faith

Iida’s trying to argue that he should stay, but clearly this is the most useful thing he can do at the moment, especially considering that he’s the only one who can do it! just go, Iida.

THIS IS YOUR MOMENT, CLASS REPRESENTATIVE

lmao and I was actually thinking the same as NTS here:

oh, just, everyone. in shounen manga, ever, since the beginning of time. but I’m so fucking happy you pointed that out lmao

back on the boat, Mineta is still freaking out very unhelpfully. he thinks they should all just hide somewhere until the grown-up heroes come to save them

meanwhile, Deku is being smart and useful and brings up a very good point that hadn’t even occurred to me:

basically, he deduces that the bad guys don’t know what the kids’ quirks are. so they have the element of surprise on their side, AND the bonus advantage of the villains underestimating them

I’m super impressed with this kid’s leadership and planning skills right now. I know he’s already showed them off, but I’m still mad about him not utilizing Ochako’s powers properly the last time lol. but this time he seems to be off to a great start

also, what a contrast from his first time facing a group of intimidating “villains” back during the entrance exam! he’s come such a long way so quickly

Tsuyu starts listing all of her gross frog abilities (sorry, I love her, but “I can spit out my stomach” is not something I ever needed or wanted to know and now I kind of want to spit out my eyes from the mental image).

so gross

Mineta becomes derangedly fixated on her usage of the word “secrete” and just. why

I actually kind of wish they weren’t loudly explaining all of their strengths and weaknesses to each other within possible earshot of the baddies (some of whom could possess super-hearing for all they know), especially barely three pages after Not Today, Satan chewed out their friends for doing the same exact fucking thing. but whatever

now Mineta’s doing something. what’s your power then, Mineta. something to do with grapes I’m guessing??

how did this kid make it past the entrance exam

LMAO

THEY’RE SO MAD. EVEN DEKU. THAT’S THE MOST STERN I’VE EVER SEEN HIM. HE LOOKS LIKE LUFFY AFTER SOMEBODY HAS JUST TOLD HIM THERE’S NO FOOD

sob now Mineta is crying

this is quality fucking comedy

oh shit the villains are getting tired of waiting

um this unsettling man with a grasshopper face just fucking broke the boat in half

so Mineta shoots out a bunch of panic grapes for absolutely no reason

literally Lambo and his grenade trigger-response

I confess, I really think Mineta is cute and somewhat hilarious when he’s not being a perverted shithead

(ETA: I was young and naive and I didn’t expect him to actually go and start feeling people up holy shit)

Deku berates him at first but then realizes that the bad guys are avoiding the grapes out of an abundance of caution!

Mineta freaks out again, and I was this close to writing down a paragraph about how I really empathize with him, since he’s just a kid and only like four days into high school, and all of a sudden he’s just thrust into this situation where he might fucking die (and probably die horribly at that). this close. but then he has to ruin it with a line about how much he wishes he could have sexually assaulted Momo before he kicked it

so that’s... great

but Deku saves the moment by quoting All Might while simultaneously doing That Thing I Fucking Love where someone tries to be brave and determined even though they’re also clearly scared. look he is trembling

Deku my son you are a constant delight and a gift to the world

oh my god

sure, just casually mention Kacchan as your inspiration for whatever heroic and probably very stupid thing you’re about to do next. go ahead, do that. don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine

...that is very Kacchan-like. like, the face and everything. he knows his shit

also, what exactly is he planning to do?

so he’s thinking that he can’t take out all of them no matter how extreme he goes. and then he says something about not sacrificing his whole arm, so is he gonna pull another stunt like he did with the baseball and his index finger?

GASP HE’S THINKING ABOUT THE EGG IN THE MICROWAVE

IS HE GONNA DO IT? CLENCH LIGHTLY DEKU!!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU

HE’S PULLING BACK HIS MIDDLE FINGER OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA FLICK THE WATER AND CREATE SOME SORT OF TIDAL WAVE

AHHH

THE WORST FUCKING STATE, LITERALLY MY LEAST FAVORITE!! BUT!! ALSO ONE OF THE SMALLEST SO IT’S FITTING!!!

YESSSS

EVEN BETTER THAN A TIDAL WAVE OMG. DUDE CREATED A FUCKING VORTEX

OH FUCK ME I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THE AFTERMATH. WE ALREADY GET IT, JESUS

lkshdgk it’s not supposed to do that fuckk

Mineta is inspired, somehow, but doesn’t know how the fuck to direct it so he just throws more grapes

but now the grapes are actually coming in handy!!

looks like team rocket’s blasting off againnnn... *ping*

yay! and Deku’s not crying even though his hand is mangled! such a brave strong boy.

and then shawarma after

BONUS:

interesting that he thinks this is somehow “the right balance”

(ETA: hey Horikoshi, psa, literally committing sexual battery is not “balance” in any way, shape, of form. jesus christ. I love Japan for the most part, but the rampant misogyny there is completely ridiculous and I really need them to get their shit together already. #metoo needs to get the fuck underway there like yesterday.)

one thing I DO like though is that Horikoshi actually gives a very thoughtful and detailed explanation for exactly how he passed the exam! thank you for that! now I can stop wondering. I still have no clue about the invisible girl though lol

[roobieababy]

Tagged By @importantdecision (thanks again my guy!!!)

rules: tag nine people with excellent taste 

1. color(s) i’m currently wearing: My shirts black with Katya on it, who’s white, so is her name. Then, a black jacket on, and then white pants with an interesting blue pattern on them. I barely ever wear them. But, there you go. 

2. last band t-shirt I bought: Well, it was bought for me, and Iron maiden. I don’t even listen to them, and it was a surprise, and it was bought for me like 3 years ago. 

3. last food I ate: ...a yogurt.... and pizza before that vnjfnvkjfnvkf

4. last band i saw live: One direction. They’re the only band I’ve seen live.

5. last tv-shows i watched: Rupaul’s drag race: Allstars 3. I was rewatching the 3rd and 4th ep with my mum.  

6. last song i listened to: According to my youtube history, I don’t dance from High school musical 2 *cry laughs* I was showing someone. But, I didn’t listen to barely any of that. The last full song I was listening to was Tongue tied by Grouplove.

 Idk, I was washing dishes and wanted something peppy. It’s one of those..I use to listen to it, and sometimes get into the habit of singing it incessantly type songs. *nods*

7. last book i read/am currently reading: STILL, the Motorcycle Diaries by Che Guevara.

8. last movie i watched: Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind again, actually.  

9. last 3 characters i identified with: This is fucking hard, and makes me think too much LOL. Ummmmmm

Well, I identified with Steve’s character in the fanfic ‘meet it again in the morning’ by @lymricks during the part where Billy comes home after putting off coming home after work (that’s what happened, right? My fuzzy brain, oh my gosh.) and couldn’t tell Billy about the upside down. I wrote this while reading it *snorts*

OMG, STEVE TRIED TO DROP THE CONVERSATION. I FUCKING UNDERSTAND BUT HOLY SHIT.

HE CAN’T FUCKING LOOK AT BILLY. THE NERVES, THE GUILT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

HE’S BLINKING FAST BECAUSE HE CAN FEEL BILLY LOOKING AT HIM, AND IS NERVOUS. I FUCKING UNDERSTAND!

BILLY FUCKING LOVES HIM SO MUCH THAT HE CAN’T HELP BUT CUDDLE HIM, EVEN THOUGH STEVE WON’T FINISH THE CONVERSATION, AND OPEN UP. I’D FEEL SO FUCKING UPSET WITH MYSELF THAT THERE’S A HUMAN BEING THAT CARES ABOUT ME TO THAT EXTENT RIGHT NEXT TO ME, AND I FEEL LIKE I CAN’ FUCKING TELL THEM. FUCKK.

 I identify with Joel in eternal sunshine, at the end, when Clem is asking why he left, and he explains that it’s because she said “just go” in a disdainful tone. BECAUSE I feel like sometimes I’ll be talking to people, and there’ll be an underlying sense of negativity, but it’s not really brought up, and then that shit just makes me withdraw *thumbs up* ^^’ I also weirdly quote that line a lot, randomly. 

I identify with James in The end of the F***ing world because he thinks he’s tough as shit, but then he realises that he’s sensitive, and how he held on to certain things for a long time, and built up this person inside that was like a secret, and it probably made him feel weirdly powerful, because nobody else knew about it. 

Im gonna tag @introvertia @digitaldevilqueen but I can imagine you guys having already done it, because I took so effing long. Welp, the options there, if you’re up for doin it. 

[radiyum]

YESSSS I CAN FINALLY SIT DOWN AND READ MORE HIRUNAKA NO RYUUSEI!! ughh, i am really enjoying this manga. i just washed my face and i just stuffed my oven with those adorable pillsbury halloween sugar cookies with the pumpkin face :)

chapters 40 ---> 61!!!!!!!!!!! under the read more!

(((( these CHAPTERS WERE INTENSE AS HELL))))))

chapter 40

oh yes that’s right, sensei and suzume are CONVENIENTLY ALONE in his apartment...  i love this scenario a lot....... don’t judge me.....

he only has coffee, ,is he me

SENSEI LOVES SHOUJO MANGA OH MY FUCKING GOD

THIS IS THE CUTEST DAMN THING IN THE WORLD

THE HISTORICAL ERA MANGA INFLUENCED HIS DESIRE TO STUDY HISTORY AND BECOME A TEACHER

ok.....

holY FUCK

they.......were.......gonna.......kiss........

honestly?? that scene was breathtaking........

like oh my god.....

shishio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! be honest with yourself!!!!!!!!

chapter 41

it’s new years eve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“...but my head is filled only with lust” OH SUZUME

suzume, why must you wear those ugg boots

she’s buying a love amulet!!!!!!!!!!

MAMURA DAIKI!!!! BABY BOY!!!!! HELLO!!!!! SHE’S GONNA SPEND TIME WITH HIM AND HIS FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, mamura you’re being totally right but DON’T SAY IT

suzume said the scarf was too precious for her but she stuffed in in a box in her closet, i’m so sad he noticed she wasn’t wearing it :( (that seems like forever ago but it was like a week ago when he gave it to her)

WAIT NO DON’T GO, STAAAAAAAAAY MAMORA 

oh shit suzume got a bad luck in love fortune

AWWW yuyuka’s fortune says she’ll encounter a new love!!! obvs it’s  gonna be minagawa and i love it!

chapter 42

okay this is an adorable backstory to yuyuka

SHE IS ROOTING FOR SUZUME AND MAMORA!

ok this is cute and that’s all i really have to say

chapter 43

#me

SENSEI AND SUZUME ARE GOING ON A DATE TO A SHRINE

okay they’re going to a shrine further away but ..... i feel like they’re still going to bump into someone.....

mika yamamori is godsent with her winter layering outfits

THEY’RE STUCK!!! IT’S SNOWING!!

HE’S KINDA MAD AT HER!

chapter 44

THEY ARE GOING TO STAY AT THE INN

THERE IS ONE ROOM LEFT

IT’S FUCKING FREEZING

THIS IS THE DREAMS THAT FAN FICS ARE MADE OF AND I WANT IN

this is intense dude

her uncle called shishio and he’s worrying about sozume’s whereabouts... and now shishio knows the burden of their relationship having to lie to his friend....... who is HIS UNDERAGE LOVE’S UNCLE.... and oh geez... WHAT A MESS

AHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHH

THE ENDING!!!!

also:

chapter 45

SHISHIO IS JUST HOLDING HER

“he seemed to be hesitating too, i wonder why” BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL

OH FUCK

OOOOH SHIT

OHHH FUCKING BALLS

SUZUME’S UNCLE KNOWS NOW

OHHH FUCK DUDE... THE DRAWING/NOTE FELL OUT OF HER POCKET

THE COLOR JUST VANISHED FROM HIS FACE

I AM SO TERRIFIED

chapter 46

YUKI ASKED SHISHIO TO COME BEFORE STORE HOURS

I SMELL SOME HOT FUCKING TROUBLE

team YUKI ;______________;

SHIT

YADA ISN’T BUSY

SHE NEVER HAD THE DUTY AT ALL

MAMORA IS GONNA GO TO THE DATA ROOM

GOOOO!!!

chapter 47

“that’s not a description of love as far as i know” YEAH DAMN RIGHT SENSEI

THIS CHAPTER HURT ME EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY

my POTATO PRINCESS IS SO HEARTBROKEN

“DIDN’T YOU SAY I WAS YOUR SHOOTING STAR”

OOOOH MY GOD

HIS REAL ANSWER TO “DO YOU LOVE ME?” WAS “I DO”

HE COULDN’T TELL HER THAT

I AM SO SAD

OH GOD tbh, i REALLY ship mamora over shishio, but this chapter hurt  lot.

chapter 48

FLASHBACK! FLASHBACK!! TO WHEN HE SAW HER IN THE PARK ON THE DAY THEY MET :-(

MAMORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :(((((

shishio referred to her as his hope :(

HE CAN’T LOVE HER AND HE’S NEVER FELT THIS PRECIOUS LOVE BEFORE EVER

SHISHIIIOOOO :(

:(((((((((((((

chapter 49

SHUUUT THE FUCKK UOPPP

SHUT HE FUCK UPPP

MAMORAAAAA YOU FUCKING HEARTTHROB

“I CAME HERE TO GIVE YOU THE PRINTED NOTES”

AND EVERYONE ELSE IS THERE

BUT OH MY GOF

“YOU DIDN’T COME FOR THREE DAYS”

HE LOOKED SO OUT OF BREATH, IT LOOKS LIKE HE RAN TO THE DOOR TO SEE HER BEFORE ANYONE ELSE

I AM SO IN LOVEEE HOLY FUCK

MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR

MY MOON AND STARS AND UNIVERSE

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!

chapter 50

YESSS “MAMORA WAS 100% INVOLVED”

lmfao yuyuka “even cinderella has to leave in thirty minutes”

my heart... is like palpitating lmao WHY

this is such a sweet little chapter

HOW ROMANTIC!!!!!! they’re watching the stars together :’)

KISS ALREADY

chapter 51

MAMORA’S SLEEPY FACEOH HELLO BABYH

they made a fat snowman together

AWWW SHE’S WEARING THE MUFFLER MAMORA GAVE HER!!

the guy thought mamora was her bf omg

wait.. what did he say that day... * goes back to ch37 *

chapter 52

this dude just tossed his hankerchief at her LMAO

THEY WERE SO CLOSE

mamora ASKED HER FOR HER SUNDAY PLANS!!!!!!

chapter 53

HIS FAMILY WANTS HER TO COME TO HIS BIRTHDAY DINNER!!

I AM GUSHING, I AM GONNA DIE

....bby girl.... why did u invite yuyuka....

YUYUKA SAID NO AND

OH MY GOD SHE ADMITTED SHE’S FALLEN FOR MINAGAWA LMAO HER REACTION “I WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TOO” LMAOOOO

she thought up the perfect gift for his birthday!!! what is it!!!

i am so excited!!!!

she got him some nice ass headphones omfg

HER THOUGHT BUBBLE READS “HE’S SO CUTE” YES BABY COME TO THE LIGHT

I HAVE A HUGE ASS SMILE ON MY FACE!!!!!!

chapter 54

Y’ALL

I READ IT UNTIL THE END

“I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN YOU”

THE GOUKEN TO PREPARE HER FOR HER SECOND LOVE

HI S DAD WAS TRYING TO GET THE M TOGETHER

I LOVED THIS CHAPTER SSO GROSSLY MUCH OH MY GOFFFF

THIS CHAPTER WAS BEAUTIFUL

chapter 55

wait what the fuck

it’s suddenly spring??

you mean, ,, this shoujo manga completely skipped the valentines day chocolate/white day arc????? i am kinda sad but really impressed lol

mamora is wearing the headphones she gave him ;___;

yuyuka....i fucking love you...... one of my fave supporting characters probably ever in shoujo

FAKE GIRLFRIEND

honestly i knew he would say no but his face when he saw her....

chapter 56

is.... suzum.e..... getting JEALOUS??

SENSEI

THE RETURN OF MY FAVE NERD SHISHIO

fuckkKKKK MYYYYY LIIIIIFEEEE OHH

“SHE’S MY GIRLFRIEND NOWWW”

HOLY FUCK THIS HAPPENED SO FAST

mamORA!!! I LOVE U FOR PROTECTING HER BUT OMG LMAO

this is GONNA BE SO INTERESTING

chapter 57

he just SUDDENLY changed his mind about the fake couple, baby i love how transparent you are

THEY’RE FUCKING HOLDING HANDS

HES SO RED HOT IN EMBARRASSMENT

I AM ALIVE AND WELL HOLY FUCK

he held her hand like he was protcting someething fragile.... she.... IS SO CONFLICTED

chapter 58

“in return tell me ur father’s type” LMAO

FUCK

OOOOOOH THE PLOT THICKENS

NOW SENSEI KNOWS THEIR DATING IS JUST AN ACT

OMFG OMFG I AM SO THRILLED???

mamora wants to end the act,, buthe has some sort of plans???

BABY WHAT

chapter 59

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE

FUCKING

CONFESSED

MAMORAAAA FUCKING CONFESSED!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

GOD THAT WAS SO GOOD

I AM GASPING DUDE I HAD THE BIIGGEST SMILE ON MY FACE

“““I WILL NOT GIVE UP”““

MAMORA YOU BEAUTIFUL ROMANTICC SON OF A BITCH

OMMMY G HMYGG AND THE PENGUIN DOLL???

chapter 60

sensei wanted to her appear again on the roof ;(

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I CAN’T END HERE

INEED TO KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT

SHE RAN TO HIS HOUSE

“THIS TIME I NEED TO GO SEE YOU”

AND OMG YUYUKA??/ YOU ANGEL??? 

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY LAST CHAPTER AHHH

CHAPTER 61

HE IS SO HANDSOME

I AM

SO

IN LOVE

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

I AM GONNA TATTOO THIS CHAPTER ON MY FUCKING FOREHEAD

OH MY GOD

DID...THIS ALL REALLY HAPPEN??? DID I DREAM THAT CHAPTER??

I AM SOOOO IN LOVE HOLY FUCK

i am SO HAPPY

MY BELOVED MAMORA!!!!!!!!

SHE CONFESSED TO HIM

HE IS SO HAPPY HE COULDN’T EAT HIS FRENCH TOAST

I AM GOING TO REREAD IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN anD FOREVER

[shvrker-a]

ALL THE MUN SYMBOLS

get to know the shorp !! not accepting

        -- SHORP. fUCK YOU TOO CHRIS

🎂  - When's your birthday?

        -- SHORP. it’s !! march 12 and i’m hella excited bC I’M FINALLY 18

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦  - What's your family like?

        -- my fam’s hella cool !! they’re?? really understanding and i love it. i couldn’t be luckier to have ‘em. hell they understand filosophy’s not my best subject & they’re okay w/ me getting a shit grade in it if i can up some of the others. there was one time?? a years ago before i even like, came to truly understand what being gay was and??  my sis & i were sitting w/ my mom in like, a hotel lobby bc we were in vacations & for some reason we started to talk about love & what we should do/what my parent’s reaction would be if we ever went out w/ someone and ??? when i told her i wasn’t interested in any guys in my class atm she was like?? ‘ what about girls ? ‘ and?? bac k then i didn’t understand how open & loving she & my dad are & hell i’m hella lucky to have parents like the ones i have

🎥  - Favorite movie?

        -- ehhh i kNOW I HAVE TONS BUT FOR NOW IMMA HAVE TO GO W/ RISE OF THE GUARDIANS AND SWORD OF THE STRANGER. those two were so good and fuck i just love them so much. ( nightmare before christmas was good too, i must admit )

📺  - Favorite TV show?

        -- HHNNGGG ?? i dk?? i don’t really watch tv but from what i’ve seen it’d be Fast N’ Loud, Tanked, Container Wars & shows like that

🎞  - Favorite cartoon/anime?

        -- again i???? have so many jfc. nurarihyon no mago’d be one of the top ones, along w/ world trigger !! mostly bc i love?? yokai and mythological creatures so fuCKK i love shows like natsume yuujincho and hotarubi no mori e !! angel beats was also a great one that i’ll never forget.

🍔  - Favorite food?

        -- sushi !! it’s so good. i also enjoy chicken bolognese & just anything my parents make bc their food is a+++

🍦  - Favorite ice cream flavor?

        -- choCOLATE AND DULCE DE LECHE ( one of the reasons i love being in spain ). the cotton candy flavour from baskin robins was also p cool !!

🍭  - Favorite candy?

        -- laughs it’s gotta be chOCOLATE M’MAN. other than that i like tons so whooops

🍸  - Do you drink?

        -- i’m ?? of legal age to drink but i don’t. i’m still not used to like, the taste & strength of drinks like beer & wine & shit, but i’m slowly trying to ease into getting used to it by sometimes sipping from my parents drinks

👣  - What do you like to do in your spare time?

        -- watch youtube & play games ( laughs i usually harvest for exp while watching shit in youtube ) !!! i also love to read and draw !! 

⚽️  - Do you like any sports?

        -- heck yeah i do. i love?? volleyball-- it’s so sad i haven’t had a chance to play it ever since i got to spain but !! i love basketball too but rip i’m smol. running is also a thing i do sometimes w/ my mom !!  ( hell she runs marathons idk how she’s so active ) & i sometimes practice martial arts w/ my dad !!

🎮  - Favorite video game(s)?

        -- AHHHHH it’d HAVE TO BE THE HM/RF GAMES & AVALON CODE. THERE’S ALSO GAMES LIKE THE ZERO ESCAPE SERIES, DEVIL SURVIVOR, TRAUMA TEAM ( for wii ), ACE ATTORNEY, TOUCH DETECTIVE & SO MUCH MORE MAN

⛪️  - Are you religious?

        -- nop !! not at all tbh, altho i do think that gods & shit are super cool ( i love, adore mythology, but wouldn’t go as far as to worship anyone )

⌛️  - Last thing you did before logging in?

        -- i showered and ate !!! my parents & my aunt made lasagna and it was so good holy shit. ya’llre missing out.

🎈  - Share a childhood memory!

        -- funny story. when i used to live in chile, when i was like, idk 8-9 or smth, we had like, this hella huge backyard. for some reason, me, my sis, & friends from my parents that came over w/ their children ( one of the kids was called leo ), would?? drag out shovels and dig a giant-ass hole in the middle of the yard saying ‘ we’re gonna build a jaccuzi right here ‘ ( i think it was mostly bc my parents bathtub had a jacuzzi thing on it and we were all hella jelous ). when everyone left tho, my parents would fill the hole right back up until next week, where everyone got together once more & we all dug at the hole again. 

        -- so one day it was just my sis, me & leo and we were at it again w/ the jacuzzi hole and once it was done? we were gonna go shower all the mud off. so my parents room ( & their bathtub, in which my sis & i were gonna shower in bc it was bigger ) & our bathroom shower were like, in polar opposites of the house, and leo was gonna shower on our bathroom. and we were like?? no bro come shower with us there’s more than enough space ! and he was lke? no i don’t want to, and then it all turned into a tug-o-war as we tried to drag him to the bathroom w/ us until my mom or someone said it was enough.

         -- only looking back at it recently do i realize that the reason he so adamant about it was bc he was a guy & were girls & he didn’t wanna shower together w/ girls

🖌 - Are you artsy?

        -- ye !! look at my notebook it’s fucking filled w/ doodles & shit. i love drawing-- altho i might not be the best at it, it’s still fun.

⭕️  - Favorite Pokemon?

        -- fucK THIS QUESTION. it’d?? be the ghastly line. i love those three so much. but? charizar’ds fucking cool too, anD I LOVE EMPOLEON & SAMUROTT. they’re??? ?? ? ? bae?? ?? arbok is cool af too i love many pokemon wth

💠  - what is the Most expensive thing you own?

        -- uhh?? i think my laptop, since it’s an mac air. or idk my glasses? they’re expensive shit esp w/ the sunglasses feature they have ( where they turn dark when exposed to the sun ) idk what’s more expensive than what since my parents paid for it all.

⚜  - What is the most precious thing you own?

        -- almost?? all my stuff. my comp, my ipod, my books?? ?? i also stil have a shitton of things people have given me for my birthday that i ?? adore and find them so precious.

🐻  - Do you have any stuffed animals?

        -- ye !!! i have a doraemon plushie, a pikachu one, a chopper one, a dog stuffed animal !! anD ZABOOMAFOO THAT I’VE HAD FOR CENTURIES JFC it’s my childhood & i can never bring myself to get rid of it.

🐝  - Favorite season?

        -- winter for sure ! it’s cold af but?? ? i love the cold wind it gives out and fuck i waNT SNOW BUT THEY DON’T HAVE SNOW AROUND THESE PARTS AND I’M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT

🐋- share a Weird/funny story?

        -- ok so it’s become a think whenever i’m trying to beckon a cat over, i do a  certain sound and sometimes when i’m trying to call for my parents or sis i dO THAT SOUND and attempt to play it off as if i were calling my bby ( it works like half the time )

[crazykendal]

woah if I were you I would .totally. read though this

did you pay attention to anything you were being taught in health class?   health class.. like family life or what

what are your feelings regarding shopping?   I hate shopping

do you think people have any misconceptions about you? Honestly im mean around a lot of people and I think people think im mean to everyone which is not true. I can get really soft with some people

have you ever worn fishnets? nooo...

do you go somewhere to get your eyebrows done? nowhere:)

do you believe prayer really works? no

do you have one best friend who is always there for you? yeah she’s weird

describe one of your most emotional farewells. haha nonononononoonon

have you ever been tied up? like literally or mentally.. ohhh god no

how many times have you been cussed out? dunno

does it bother you when people ask personal questions? no, it just means that they might care more

do you know anyone who’s been in jail? a tonnnn

have you ever considered acupuncture? No

have you ever watched the same sex undress? no..?

have you ever seen the last person you kissed cry? no

have you ever seen your mom or dad drunk? no

do you enjoy mario games? like super mario yes my dads a hardcore fan

do you think that necessities should be free? (ex. food, toilet paper) no you must work for shit dood

does it bother you when dogs lick you? no they love me

do you feed your pets human food? yeah haru loves chicken

which is worse: being sexist or racist? both are absolutely horrible, but nothing is worse than a perachel shipper

do you think suicide is selfish? man.. it ends the pain but it starts more pain to people close to you. It seems selfish but it really depends

would you take a dirty picture of yourself for someone you are dating? No

what are the most embarrassing songs in your itunes library? i dont have any embarrassing shit that i can think of

how picky are you when it comes to choosing who to kiss or not kiss? oooohh man idk

do you feel that having sex anywhere but a bed is more exciting? ..yyeahh..

in your opinion, is it ever okay to get back with an ex? depends on who

what’s the first animal you go to see at the zoo?  i never go to the zoo

what’s the strangest or rarest creature you’ve seen at a zoo? idk

what animal is at a zoo that really, in your opinion, shouldn’t be? all of them they want to be FREED

do you like zoos or aren’t you bothered? why so much fucking zoo shit

i offer you a cigarette, you say… nope i dont want lung cancer

why do you think you were put on this earth? to fucking suffer and to make others suffer

is it ever okay to hit a child? when is this? no unless they are gonna kill you

do you think violence in video/computer games influences the nation also? no i hate people who believe this

are you in any shape or form, racist? no

are you in any shape or form, sexist? no but i kinda prefer girls if you know what i mean :)

how do you think the world will end? either a nuclear war or global warming haha

what natural phenomenon do you find the most beautiful? death :)

would you kill someone who killed a child? how about YOUR child? sure dood

what is your favorite cover of a song? halsey covered justin bieber’s love yourself and replaced love with fuck. i relate to this cover more than I do with my family

have you ever been in love with someone who was fatally ill? no?

have you ever received or given a make-over? no..

do you know anyone who is HIV+? not that i know of

have you ever been to a desert? idk but I feel like i live in a desert

do you know any trans* people? yeah and also I met MILES MCKENNA yussss

what is your favorite beatles song? uh..

what is the poorest you have ever been? when I first had no money haha

i’m sure you know of the gamer fad on youtube. who’s your favorite? like youtubers?? oh god. I used to love ihascupquake, dantdm, and ldshadowlady when I used to like minecraft but its now more vanoss gaming, zac cox tv, thegaminglemon, thedevildoggaming, and lets play games

is there something written on your shirt right now? it says Mavel

what is your favorite song to play on guitar hero or rock band? ooh I love those games I just dont have it

where do you find the surveys you take? I follow an account

what’s one weird/annoying thing your pet(s) tend to do? BUB ATTACKS THE SHIT OUT OF MY OTHER CATS

what’s your favorite song by your favorite artist?   Salt Skin by Ellie Goulding, Colors by Halsey, Secrets by The Weeknd

do you have an “original character?” what.. like something ive come up with myself? If so, dont even get me started. I literally have about 100 characters ive created for this huge long ass collection of stories ive been writing for about 3 years.

what about a persona/fursona?   wut

do you ever MAKE your own surveys? no way

why’s it the woman who have to give birth anyway if the man is physically stronger in most cases? because the man isnt strong enough ;)

do you get good internet where you live? no my room has no wifi but my backyard is gr8

ever had a cavity? how many? yeah idk how many haha

ever broken a tooth? I thought i did once

what did you do on the playground at your school as a child? idk

are you into comics? I recently wrote a 60-70 page comic for a series im writing

did you ever have computer disc games you played as a kid? yeah GTA San Andreas all the way homie

what do you think of people who have therapists? pretty brave, my parents think i need one but i could never

do you have any of those adult coloring books? no I hate coloring

ever ridden an elephant? no

deserts: dreary or beautiful?   dreary

ever seen a panda?   like once I think

what kind a camera do you have?   I only have my phone

do you have stretch marks? where? don’t be shy, they’re tiger stripes! no

lobsters: cool or scary? i pet one once

opposoms: total vermin or cute? what

what tv channel dominated your childhood?   idk

ever actually seen a snake in the wild? my friend stepped on one when we were little holy fuckk

have you ever had a PET snake? what kind? no

ever had an encounter with a snapping turtle? they’re scary! no

do you like oatmeal? no

wherever you live, have you ever seen your national bird? yes

ever had a reptile as a pet that you had to feed crickets? no i got cats

ever play hearthstone? no but I know a guy named Hearthstone :)

ever gone hunting? biggest thing you’ve ever shot?   no

how about fishing? biggest thing you’ve ever caught?   MY DAD IS OBSESSED WITH FISHING HE HAS SPECIAL KAYAKS FOR IT AND EVERYTHING. But sometimes ill go fishing (like never) I caught some fish before

coolest place you’ve ever been fishing?   santa cruz is my life

which is cooler: african or asian elephant? I didn't know there was a difference

craziest thing you’ve ever eaten? nothing

what’s in a camel’s back? Idk ask the camel

steve irwin: foolish for messing around with animals or brave for teaching us? who dat

what do you think of people who put their whole life on social media? fine with me if they put up there credit card info :)

don’t you think it’s a bit deceptive to wear a push-up bra?   idc

do you truly believe we came from chimps? not from chimps but from earlier ancestors of them

well, what do you think of extra bones and even organs in our bodies? why do we have them?   people are just sometimes born like that

if you could choose anyone to be your father, who would it be? Han Solo

weirdest video game you’ve ever played? hmm gta v is weird for how inappropriate it can get sometimes even tho its the best game ever but probably sims 3

we’re having a pig-pickin’! whatcha eating? a what

ever been on a scary hay ride? no

ever been to a castle?   I went to Hearst Castle once

what’s your favorite kind of penguin? club penguin :) (ive never played before tho) rip

whales. should they be allowed in sea world? NO

ever seen an albino? whether it be human or animal?   yes

what do you think of the song “miss jackson” by panic! at the disco? omg have I never heard of that song whats wrong with me

what is the wallpaper on your best friends cell phone? my old bestfriend has a picture of her and new best friend, isnt that great haha fuck me

do you feel comfortable singing in front of others? depends :)

do you like using big words when you talk? No i dont know many big words

do you EVER use caps lock? NO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

are you loud when you’re having sex? well idk

have you ever wanted to drop out of school? i probably will want to in high school

when was the last time you watched south park? never

are you italian? nope

are you interested in photography at all? only in gta v

any survey takers that annoy you on tumblr? no

do you like bob marley? ive never heard any of his stuff

can you talk to your parents about anything without them judging or bickering at you? I never can or do

are you interested in art? sketch my life away

don’t you think we’re spending too much money on exploring the mere theory of climate change? No but when the worlds flooding they wont regret it haha

everyone always wants to know your favorite animal. what’s your SECOND favorite? I always say cats are my favorite but i also love chickens

who’s your favorite disney character? none

have you ever taken the eharmony personality quiz? no

do you take vitamins? if so, what kinds? idk

how much was your prom dress? what’s the most you’d spend? hahahahahahahaha kill me

would you marry someone of a different religion? ehh.. im not religious and i could never go to church every sunday so maybe not..

how did you learn the word “fuck”? my parents swear a lot

if you could make one of your enemies your best friend, who would it be? id rather stay enemies thank you very much

what is the last movie you saw in theaters? Spiderman Homecoming

have you ever got into a wreck?   not serious

do you think you are an argumentative person? yeah and i lose friends because of it :)

can you admit when you’re wrong?   all the time

are you easily confused? yeah people yell at me for it

do you think you would make a good wife/husband?  

probably not

have you ever caught a butterfly?   hey I used to be afraid of butterflies so no

have you ever deliberately tried to get someone drunk? no

do you like being kissed on the neck? never been kissed so yeah

favorite song by the band the offspring? never heard of them

how many times each morning do you press the snooze button? never had to, ever

when you go out to eat, what sides do your order with your food? idk

what video game or computer game are you best at? GTA V Online, ive become so good from 4 years of experience people think im a modder, fuck all those bitches, but its really funny when they think I can just drop money for them, id love to be a modder but I dont want to get banned

how do you normally come across new music? friends or the radio

what subject in school do you feel is the least necessary? science and english and history even though i love history

do you enjoy power outages or do you get annoyed? i dont care

are you pretty politically correct? kinda

have you ever behaved like a stalker?   no i have no idea what you are talking about :)

do you appreciate other people’s opinions?   depends on who

if you could pick your own pet name, what would it be?   I named my cat Bub so there

do you care what’s going on in the world? If it hurts me, yes

how many partners is too many? at one time, one is good but if youve had a lot in your life time i lose respect

do you examine the tissue after you blow your nose?   no

do you prefer boys to shave down there? uh..

how much does your mother know about your sex life (or lack thereof)? im 14 wtf

are any of your siblings married? what are their spouse’s names?   No but I think my sister is married to Finn Wolfhard

have you ever had a pet bird?   no

how many times have you moved in your lifetime? once

if you could get one piercing and one tattoo, where would you want them?   ahh only if it didn't hurt id get a red triangle on my right wrist (gotta be like ellie goulding) and a piercing? nose? maybe

would you consider yourself to be adventurous?   yes i love to adventure but no one ever wants to come with me :’(

has any part of your house ever been flooded?   no

is there anyone that you’re worried about right now? who and why? yeah, I cant say though. Their friend told me about some stuff

if you won a lot of money, would you donate any of it? to what organization would you donate it?                                                                 

idk

describe the best friend you’ve ever had, or the best person you’ve ever known.   ive been friends with her for about 10 years and we've been fighting for months and ive finally come to realize she cares about me a lot more than I do about myself and she is really worried about me ever doing anything with myself. Ive just been really down with myself these past months

have you ever adopted a stray animal?   maybe

what time did you wake up this morning?   8:28 dont ask how I remebered

ever wonder if you’re someone’s everything? yeah but I know that it’ll never happen but like theres this one person id give my life for (just one person) she knows who she is

would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde? like once ok stop it

what is your mom’s middle name?   Lei

do you know the color of your ex boyfriend/girlfriend’s eyes? n/a

have you had your wisdom teeth out?   no

your appendix?   no