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Modern AU PI Monkey D Dragon who used to be a cop until he realized cops were pigs and left because "fuck you dad" so now he travels the world as a private investigator/advocate and helps people most in need. Probably helps solve sex trafficking cases, kidnapping cases, civil unrest in other countries, etc etc etc. Is considered an enemy of the state cuz he's committed tax evasion and fraud (lmao) and probably some other stuff like robbing his former place of employment of classified documents and shit like that. If he's caught he'll be sent to federal prison for life but they're never gonna catch him lmao ✌️
Luffy: I have a dad?
Garp: Yeah he's on the FBIs most wanted list.
Everyone: He's what?
#lmao#one piece#monkey d dragon#monkey d luffy#monkey d garp#one piece modern au#private investigator and advocate dragon just sounds rad#hes like anonymous but not
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If only Machete wasn't so distinctly white and waifish. Otherwise one could possibly use a lookalike to fake his death and just run away with vasco. But finding someone that resembles machete would be almost as hard as making the choice to end a life to save your own.
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#🤔#I've never faked my death so I wouldn't know#but wouldn't ensuring that the body isn't 100% identifiable be the first step in tackling that issue#make it seem that it's most likely you but no one can tell for sure#it's not like they had dental records and dna testing in the late 1500's#sorry this got a little morbid I just started to think about the logistics#answered#anonymous#that isn't a bad idea actually#they aren't going to come after him later if they think he's dead
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hina... have you ever drawn nanami & yuji. pls i need to see them. my reluctant mentor and ray of sunshine. maybe eating together after a mission
cleaned up this request doodle from a while ago <3
#my art#answered#anonymous#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#nanami kento#yuji itadori#jujutsu kaisen fanart#sorry for getting to this so late anon :'<<<<#also sorry the art technically isnt new shkdg i tried to come up w a different setting fr them#thought abt them going fr ramen or something ? like an izakaya scene#but i wasnt happy w any of my sketches n took the easy way out gomen gjdghjj#i hope u still like the cleaned version!#well . “clean” gjhgssgj yuuji sweetie do u need a napkin#both of these pastries r based off ones we sold at the bakery i used to work at#u know . the one that put me into a 7 month depressed artblock n made me want to kms/srs#and speaking from experience. those filled croissants r not user friendly#crumbs + cream + fruit + syrup drizzle + chocolate...all EVERYWHERE smh#also nanami's looks like a cookie but it's not i promise. it is a raisin danish bc he has th palette of an old man at 27
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I would like to spray your mumbo with silly string ...
tbh I would too
#SORRY ANON I THINK THIS ASK HAS BEEN STAYING INSIDE MY INBOX FOR HALF A YEAR#I really meant to make sth silly like this hope this make things up#hes just so sprayable I have to#mumbo jumbo#homiu fanart#reply#anonymous
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Rewatching all HTTYD media and realising Hiccup is one of the best shots of the show like genuinely sticks funeral arrow hitting the target that far away, the fact he shot down toothless in pitch blackness while toothless was completely camouflaged there's some more I'm missing but damn get that kid in the Olympics right this second
imagine how much shorter rtte would’ve been if they gave hiccup a gun
#mochis mumbles#asks#anonymous#my art#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#hiccup haddock#thank u for the ask!!!#hiccup’s marksmanship is not as talked about but i wish it was#at least it seemed like in the beginning that playing ranged offense was his style#which made sense given his tactical battle plan-on-the-fly mindset#every modern au that gives him glasses is a menace#hiccup would only wear glasses if he was trying really hard to pull off his best clark kent#others have 20/20. hiccup has 40/40 vision#like how else did his ass see on the back of a dragon that breaks the sound barrier when he flies.
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You think Dale remembers Timmy? Also, does Timmy call Dale out for his neglect of Dev? I feel like after living with his parents neglect for so long, he wouldn't tolerate that bs
I like to think that he did! Though when it comes to Timmy calling him out for being a terrible father, I can think of four possible possibilities from worst to best outcome:
1) Dale straight up doesn't care as he sees Dev just as an "asset" to him and absolutely doesn't see anything wrong with that. ( I can see this outcome especially if the Dev clone theory is true ) That or he would always change the subject every time Timmy tries to bring out that problem.
2) Dale would tell Timmy that he didn't actually neglect Dev and did spend his time with him when he's less busy ( which is a lie and Timmy can obviously see that ) He probably would come up with more excuses like he already gives his son devices that give him everything he wants, which should be enough to take care of him for Dale.
Though I also can imagine him asking Timmy if he can take care of Dev while he's doing his own thing, which I guess is better than Dale asking Timmy if he wants Dale to hire a human babysitter for his son instead since the Au Pairs isn't good enough to provide care for Dev apparently.
3) Dale took Timmy's words about him being neglectful to his son and promised Timmy that he would try to fix that and be a better father......as long as Timmy is around them.
This causes Dale's relationship with Dev to be rather shallow than genuine, as clearly he's only doing this because of Timmy. Perhaps it would take a while until Dev realizes that as well and breaks his heart further.
4) Dale took Timmy's words to heart and ACTUALLY becomes a better father to Dev holyshit (delusional)
Either way, I can see Timmy being rightfully frustrated with how Dale treats his own son but can't really do much about it due to some reasons, like maybe it could jeopardize his career or maybe he couldn't see a positive outcome for that. He probably would bring Dev out with him sometimes when he could, and try to give him a childhood he couldn't have with his own dad.
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#timmy turner#dale dimmadome#dev dimmadome#fop a new wish#fop#my art#fanart#Sorry for late answer btw aa#For me I would choose either scenario 2 or 3 that's most likely would happen if he did called Dale out about it#Dev deserves better istg#Future Timmy AU#I saw somebody in the prev post tags told me that I should put a tag for this au#Originally I wanna go for CASH MONEY MILLIONARE TIMMY TURNER as the name for this AU but I decided not too hshsjkl#I'm not good when comes to giving names I'm sorry-#asks#anonymous
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mlp sanses....... Just imagine....
Also, i heart seeing Ink as a zebra, it fits alot
i can't believe this took 5 hours 😭 my elbows are SO SOOOOOREEEE
also thank you for the zebra ink idea anon. im the happiest with his design he is just such a sweet little cutie pie
#i like to think that ink is a blank flank (bc hes a zebra)(and he's soulless)#undertale#sans#ink sans#dream sans#swap sans#star sanses#my little pony#mlp#mlp fim#utmv#undertale au#kia doodles shit#Anonymous
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hi i haven't checked your blog in a while! why are you putting mario in the sea
he's my stanford bunny / utah teapot / suzanne the monkey etc that i put in my shader scenes when i want to test the way things interact with other things and in this case that thing i needed him to interact with was the entire ocean
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please feed us some yuuji blurbs there’s a lack of him rn :(
ofc… sweetest boy all time… here’s something was was meant to be a longer project but got lost in the editing whirlwind… love him so bad...
NEVER LOST IN TRANSLATION, BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT
notes: reader is implied to be american/english-speaking, yuuta and megumi are bilingual, yuuji, bless his soul, is not. i didn’t use italics for conversations between yuuji and megumi because it would all be in japanese, but when they get mixed later in the scene, japanese is differentiated with italics. hope that’s not too confusing lololll
Honestly, Yuuji tried his best in school. Some things came easier than other, but with a bit of hard work, and help from his friends, he always managed to pull pretty good grades. But right now, his biggest regret is not taking english more seriously in high school, because it’s been about three weeks since he met you, and he’s only been able to say maybe five full sentences to you without the help of Yuuta or Megumi translating.
He was excited when Yuuta said his friend from abroad would be coming to visit and study, but god, he didn’t expect you to be so pretty. To have such pretty eyes, and pretty lips, and pretty hair, to have the prettiest voice in the world despite him only understanding every eighteenth word you say. You’re beautiful to him, and Yuuji thinks that even if he could speak your language fluently, the words would still get caught in his throat. He’s so lovesick, it’s embarrassing—his friends have been harping on him blushing and stuttering over you for the past month, and he can’t even blame them.
“What does she say to you when you guys talk,” Yuuji whines, hovering around Megumi, and not-so-discreetly looking back at you where you’re still sat in the living room laughing with Yuuta, “Does she ever say anything about me? I mean—probably not right? Which is fine! Actually, dont tell me—no, do. Or maybe—”
“She asks about you,” Megumi says, matter-of-fact in delivery, as he places a bag of popcorn in the microwave, but that doesn’t curb Yuuji’s enthusiasm. He’s practically bouncing, if he weren’t already—begging Megumi to spill the details, “What did she ask? Tell me! Tell me!”
“She once asked if you dye your hair.”
“That’s it?!” Yuuji screams, heartbroken, and visibly deflating.
Megumi shrugs, “Yuuta probably knows more. She’s his exchange buddy friend thing, so ask him.”
“I can’t ask him, he’s right next to her!” Yuuji pouts, “Wait, what does ‘exchange buddy friend thing’ mean? You don’t think they’re more than friends, right…? I can’t blame her, senpai is really pretty, too, and he can actually talk to her… so unfair.”
“You know, she’s not fluent, but she can understand some Japanese,” Megumi reminds him, “So, she can definitely hear you, and probably understand you.”
Yuuji’s shoulders slump, and once again, he turns around to look back at you. This time, you two make eye-contact, and that instant, Yuuji’s cheeks go pink, a nervous hand raised to wave at you, and instant internal regret at his actions; but, then you smile, and wave back, and Yuuji stays like that, dumbfounded and lovestruck and on autopilot as he waves with hearts in his eyes until Yuuta looks up from his phone and catches him.
Embarrassing. He knows he’s not the brightest, but he’s at a record high of self-embarrassment since he’s met you.
Yuuta finds himself chuckling when Yuuji spins around and goes back to prodding Megumi with questions. When you turn to face him again, it’s with a shy smile.
“I told you you’d like him,” Yuuta grins—the kind that seems sweet and innocent, but has just a kiss of that all-knowing tease to it; the kind that reminds you that he’s truly related to Satoru.
“Oh, be quiet,” you grumble, tucking your legs in and resting your chin on your knee. You spare another glance in Yuuji’s direction, for once, grateful for the language barrier between the two of you, when you turn back to Yuuta to proclaim: “I can like someone and not do anything about it. You’re real good at that, aren’t you?”
Yuuta’s slightly cocky grin falls into a scowl, and now you get to smile when he argues back, “We said not to bring up he who shall not be named in the presence of my friends!”
“Then don’t bring up my he who shall not be named in the presence of him!”
“Aren’t Americans all about forging new frontiers and chasing after your dreams?” he taunts, “Well, your dream is right in front of you.”
“My dream right now is to kill you.”
“Lucky for me, you’re going to have to hold off on that because your lover boy is approaching.”
You don’t have time to argue back with Yuuta when Megumi and Yuuji approach the living area with snacks in tow. Yuuta scoots to the tail end of the couch under the guise of giving Yuuji space to place the popcorn and nuggets in the center of the coffee table, but he has just enough time to flash you a wink before Yuuji settles in between. Megumi opts for the loveseat closets to Yuuta’s end of the couch, and you do your best not to reach over Yuuji and strangle Yuuta.
The boys decide on watching a movie you’ve never heard of, but Megumi reassures you it’ll be easy to follow and has English subtitles. You don’t mind, settling in to your corner of the couch with a handful of popcorn just as the title-screen for Human Earthworm 3 rolls across the TV.
You can follow along well-enough—even without subtitles, you get the gist of the movie. What you really find entertaining is Yuuji, who occasionally blurts out a comment or exclamation, or audibly coos whenever something sad is happening on screen. He’s almost as animated as the characters; you’re more of the silent-watcher type, but you find yourself endearing by this commentary, even if you can only understand parts of it.
You particularly appreciate the way that after every comment, he either motions to Megumi, or turns to you himself to repeat his thoughts in his best broken English, and even when you don’t understand his words, you understand him. His emotions are all on his sleeve: frustration, happiness, confusion, curiosity—communication between you two should be more difficult, but Yuuji makes it easy.
It gives you the confidence you cough out your own observation, “You, um… you’ve… seen the others? You seem to like this series.”
Across the room, Megumi and Yuuta hold their breaths, opting to not translate for you when you switch from Japanese to English. Yuuji is quiet for a moment, turned to face you with a slightly confused look on his face that makes you nervous, until his eyes brighten up and he smiles and begins nodding fervently—“Yeah—yeah, I do! It’s my… hm how do I say it… Oh! It’s my favorite!”
Between the smile on his face, the blush on his cheeks, and sincerity in his voice, you feel like you’re wrapped up in his world. It’s a little confusing, and scary, but it’s not all that bad. Maybe you can do something about it, eventually.
“I.. I think I like it, too.”
#anonymous#i love love through different languages...... love is the ultimate language or whatever satoru gojo said#this au was supposed to be a whole thing#but the toggle between differentiating japanese and english makes it hard ://#the only way i can think of that isnt a complete visual nightmare is with italics but even then... i hardly like using italics to begin wit#sigh... oh he's cute#also there's a WHOLE exchange student yuuta au in my head where hes the love interest#one of those easily 60k aus that would be beautiful but idek how to begin writing it#anyways yuuji cutest boy#yuuji x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#jjk fluff#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#yuuji itadori x reader#yuji x reader#anyways i have more yuuji smut blurbs to finish but alas i must study 😔#yuuji.ask
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Do you have anymore drawings that we haven’t seen of Cain absolutely fucking up Rire? Idk about you but there’s something about Rire being put in his place by Cain that really makes makes my heart quiver 💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥
I drew this to a Vengaboys compilation mix
#boyfriend to death#btd2#art#doodle#caire#like 90% of pics where Rire is forced in the same frame as Cain he is having a bad day#the other 10% is Cain having a bad day lol#the way of the world#also you would not believe how fitting a vengaboys mix was for this was it started with UP AND DOWN and i was like...ok XDDD#this pic is subtitled 'if you didnt come to party...'#yes good anons continue drawing its good for you :D#Anonymous#also i get asks specifically about Cain and i'd just like to remind everyone he is not my charac and so i dont answer them
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angsty teenage machete dying his fur red
Angsty teenage Machete dyeing his fur black like his soul.
When you try to go for that goth look but you can't dye your pastel pink nose.
#it's not a phase mom#ironically makes him look even more like a bat#anonymous#answered#CanisAlbus#own art#own characters#Machete#modern au#in reality he was raised in a very strict and traditional household I can't see him getting away with something as drastic as this
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Yuuji: Bye, im going to the fire nation!
Sukuna: Not dressed like you aren't.
Proceeds to give Yuuji a boob window in his clothes
ngl anon i took this bit way too seriously n got carried away thinking abt what yuuji's fire nation alternate fit would look like ,, then after figuring it out I thought well now I /have/ to draw air as well ....
jjk atla!au with @philosophiums
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#itadori yuuji#yuuji#fanart#jjk fanart#jjk atla!au#atla!au: art#atla!au: design#lmhs#answered#anonymous#my sandbox my design i make the rules yuuji hates th air acolyte clothes. i decided bc i didnt like drawing him in them GHSDFH#its in character fr him !! he likes clothing he cn roll n brawl n thrash around in#theres too many layers n folds with those robes th poor boy is gna get tangled :(((((#hes right at home in th fire nation getup tho :D !!#still probably not *exactly* to sukuna's standards but hopefully he appreciates th deep v#its more yuuji coded i think#tho tbh ?? if u take off sukuna's..what even is that a chest piece? pauldrons?? either way if u take those off its just a low cut robe also#sukuna voice u know brat maybe we're not so different u and i#side note i 100% stand by our decision 2 make yuuji a born earthbender but *clenches fist* yuuji in red.............#i love u i miss u#tho in green he gives sakuramochi and i think thats beautiful in its own way
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two-headed calf by laura gilpin
#the magnus archives#tma#michael shelley#michael distortion#gertrude robinson#two-headed calf poem#god what a monster of a project this was to work on. ive never finished a comic before#im so happy its finally done#(/s) please direct any anonymous hatemail for this at my good friend @crestofcethleanns he pitched the idea i just visualised it <3#also tim (the real one not stoker) (i will never get tired of making this joke) ilysm thanks for being my emotional support#my art#2023#backgrounds#comics#mag 101#mag 101 another twist#sorry the quality sucks on mobile#i am by no means a comic artist im just a silly little illustrator#so i didnt know the best way to go about formatting this but liked the idea of scrolling through the drawings :)
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The perfect wives: Killer (mommy who can cook and clean and be scary sexy), Zoro (badass fighting wife who’s shockingly good at taking care of baby), and Bepo (cute but deadly wife who’s also all of the above. Perfect wifey.)
incorrect the other two slack off a lot, Killer gets the most wife-ing practice, champion wife is him
#anonymous#my art#kotasks#kidkiller#massacre soldier killer#one piece#i like bepo being spoiled he does bare minimum and someone always picks up his slack and i love it for him
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Wait actually if Skully can turn people into pumpkins we can delulu Jamil is caressing a pumpkin!Yuu instead of, you know, a regular pumpkin
I'll be honest with you anon, I have most certainly thought of that as well after learning of Skully's UM... how scandalous, Mr. Viper... (we will conveniently ignore the fact that the pumpkin is speared on a fence)
#my art#asks#anonymous#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#twst oc#oc#shiokawa mayu#pumpkin is okay bc pumpkin cant feel pain#i think#hope this has no lasting effects on the person#jamil viper x yuu#jamimayu#also sneak peek of mayu's tnbc fit#still working on the design so it might look different#he is so mysterious#skully watching this like “does he know?”#twst jp spoilers#adding tag just in case
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I think post-canon Dirk would be impossible to locate at any given time.
That story about the 8 euro cafe breakfast is true, by the way. Paris breakfasts are strange and full of carbs
#homestuck#dirk strider#karkat vantas#homestuck post canon is so misunderstood tbh#ppl forget the epilogues are literally dirk’s shits and giggles fanfiction#he’s hilarious for that btw#i think he has an alter ego who’s a failed screenwriter from Belgium#and he gets in anonymous debates about gothic literature with rose#yes he’s smoking a Newport menthol#he’s the kind of dude that would love nicotine a lot#like too much#post canon au where Roxy is basically Carrie Bradshaw#my art
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