#hes definitely a size 32 waist lol

[regulus-regent]

My contribution to twitter lmao

[m34gs]

I posted 2,187 times in 2022

149 posts created (7%)

2,038 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@kimium

@backwardshirt

@anonymouslylovesyou

@m3kuroshirt

@voxofthevoid

I tagged 1,833 of my posts in 2022

Only 16% of my posts had no tags

#lol - 217 posts

#bleach - 199 posts

#twisted wonderland - 123 posts

#this - 108 posts

#love this - 95 posts

#cute - 81 posts

#grimmichi - 77 posts

#kurosaki ichigo - 75 posts

#saw - 68 posts

#beautiful - 58 posts

Longest Tag: 136 characters

#also have i mentioned i wanted to befriend and tame a kraken when i was little because i'm pretty sure that stemmed from my love of this

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

sebastian, ft. his random racing stripe???

Sebastian is cute as heck

176 notes - Posted June 29, 2022

#4

He take bath

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#3

Spud says good morning

397 notes - Posted February 22, 2022

#2

egg

Anon has given Spud an egg

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778 notes - Posted March 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Shoutout to my fellow plus-size people!

If you're feeling like you don't know where to shop, or what sort of places you can buy from, or if you just want to try some new places, I have some suggestions and shops that I have found work for me:

1. Pennington's - This is a chain store. It offers sizes 14-32 (x-5x); and it's pretty good for business casual. They offer everything you would find in a more "straight-sized" store, and have several different models with different body sizes and shapes to display their items online. The clothes are made to fit comfortably and the entire experience, I find, is nice because I know I will find clothes I enjoy that actually fit me. They also take into account the difference between "regular", "tall", and "petite"; which is wonderful because not all of us are the same. Check out the sizing chart and measurement guide here. Also, budget accordingly; this place can be a bit pricey, and I try to take advantage of the sales when I go.

2. store.mayakern.com (@mayakern on tumblr) - Maya Kern's store is an independent business and has given me a lot of joy and hope for online shopping. The skirts are all designed by Maya, with some exceptions being the ones that are collaborated on with other artists. All the designs are incredibly unique and very beautiful. I get so many compliments whenever I wear them!! They have wonderful large pockets that don't impede the design or silhouette at all, and they are so incredibly comfortable. I will praise these skirts all my days. Seriously, if you enjoy comfortable skirts with a unique design, give this shop a try! There is a specific sizing chart for the shop, since the skirts have a stretchy waist. The sizes available cover from a 25 inch (64cm) waist to a 66 inch (167cm) waist. Plus, there are lots of other cool items listed in-store, such as pins and journals! Be sure to pay attention to when pre-orders are if you want to order a skirt!

3. Fresh Hot Flavors - This is another store with some very cool items! Skirts, pants, shirts, shorts, and more, all with different and unique designs. They also have an entire line dedicated to Pride; their Pixel Pride Collection. Make sure to measure yourself and take a look at their sizing chart; the store covers size xxs to 6x. I ordered a couple of skirts from this store and they are very comfortable and beautiful!!

4. Witch Bitch Thrift - A thrift store that is run by and marketed to witches! Thrifting is a great way to save money and be eco-friendly. They offer images of their selection online and I've seen sizes ranging from 6x to small. It's been a long time since I found a thrift store with items I admired in my size. Definitely worth it to give this shop a look! They have online shopping and ship items worldwide, so don't worry about location! The store even offers a virtual styling session that customers can book. Clothes aren't the only thing this store offers; they also have a selection of witchy supplies!

Feel free to add other suggestions; please do not use this post as a ground for arguing about which stores you like or dislike.

Non-plus-sized people, please feel free to reblog this to signal boost it to any plus-size followers/friends you may have who might be interested!

1,447 notes - Posted April 11, 2022

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[hyperfashionist]

Hannifashion January Challenge: 30 more days of Alana Bloom

Day 27: Ko No Mono - “Do you think Dr. Chilton’s the Chesapeake Ripper?”

@fannibalgrowingcircle

Meta under the cut.

There’s that green outfit again. It’s exactly the same as the one she was wearing when she interrogated Clark Ingram, and only the jewellery is different.

Alana’s blouse: green silk secretary blouse, unknown brand.

$ My blouse: green silk secretary blouse, Limited Collection via eBay.

$$$ Alana’s skirt: “This Talbots skirt (Size 2p) features a blue square print over stretchy green material. At the waist is a gold chain belt.” This is a chain print, and the links are connected. This is the point at which Alana has put it all together.

$$ My skirt: green skirt with gold woven square (and connected) chain links, Betty Barclay via eBay.

$ My belt: goldtone rectangular chain-link belt, unbranded via eBay.

Alana’s shoes: cobalt suede stiletto pumps with pointed toebox, unknown brand.

$$ My shoes: cobalt suede stiletto pumps with pointed toebox, M&S via eBay.

Alana’s earrings: “The gold colored earrings are studded.”

$ My earrings: goldtone hoop earrings with topaz-coloured/pastel rhinestones, unbranded via eBay.

Alana’s necklace: okay, yesterday I said I thought this was a chess knight, but changed my mind. Today I think it is. If you zoom in, you’ll see that it’s definitely not shaped like a starfish, and that the top part is asymmetrical and is pointing to the right in a shape consistent with a horse’s head.

Also, Alana talks about Jack’s “moving pieces around the board”, we just had that thing with the woman in the horse, and there are things that happen in Mizumono that I’ll talk about tomorrow.

Now, we never get a good look at this different necklace and you have to be watching really hard to realize it’s changed. But still.

Why would Alana have changed her jewellery at the point she did? The timing would fit if the necklace and earrings were gifts from Hannibal. It seems less likely that she chose this moment to go out and get herself new stuff.

My necklace: goldtone chess knight, a repurposed earring (as you can probably see).

S2 running total Alana outfits: 28

of which unique outfits: 26

garments worn more than once: 6

of which, worn more than twice: 3

Running total wrap bodices: 9

of which dresses: 6

Wrap bodice percentage so far: 32%

of which dresses: 67%

wrap dresses as percentage of total: 21%

Running total trousers: 4

of which jeans: 1

trousers as percentage of total: 14%

Running total coats: 6

Running total footwear: 11

Running total bags: 2

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When Freddie warned Alana that Will probably thinks “If you can’t beat Hannibal Lecter, join him” it gets through, because that is what Alana believes, deep down. As she says herself in this scene, “You are going to lose, Jack!”

Alana’s been a stalwart enforcer on Hannibal’s behalf up till now - but she can’t count on his support any more. Not that she ever could, but now he is making it plain. 

This whole episode, for Alana, has been running from pillar to post looking for someone to either blame or realign herself with, or both.

First she runs to Will: “Sea, won’t you hide me?” and tries to accuse him, only to have him push it right back to her.

Then she runs to Hannibal: “Moon, won’t you hide me?” and gets a very dissonant answer that she goes away reassured by, but, not really.

Finally she’s run out of options, so she runs to Jack: “Lord, won’t you hide me?” Only to have Freddie - dressed as a snake!!! - pop up and be all “Lol you should’ve been a-praying”.

Among all the other implications of finding Freddie alive, there is the certainty, now, that Freddie will put Alana to shame. Shame is the one thing that Alana fears the most. Death (preferably other people’s) before dishonour has been an operating principle for her up to now.

But there’s more. I’ve written elsewhere that Alana believes the communal consensus is truth, that you can literally change something from false to true and back again by making it be the thing everyone believes. This is why she’s been working so desperately to control the communal consensus - because Alana can literally stop Hannibal from being a murderer as long as she controls the story. Except that she isn’t controlling the story, not even with Freddie gone, and yesterday Hannibal was a respected psychiatrist but today he’s a murderer, and it’s not just that Alana has lost control of the story but that she’s been so far outside the communal consensus, for so much longer than she realized, that in her own eyes she is actually insane.

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[m00nlady]

All of the NSFW questions!

GOD THANK YOU

1:When did you lose your virginity

The day after I turned 18! 

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Rough usually, or alternating 

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

Oh, not really. I feel it’s pretty usual stuff.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

Definitely outside in a national forest! 

5: Favorite sex position?

Usually missionary with my legs over their shoulders and/or one of their hands around my throat. 

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

Submissive, all the way.

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

Yes!

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Honestly? Floor.

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Hell yeeeeeee

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Never!

11: What does your favorite sexy underwear look like?

They’re black & lacy, they make my ass look like the goddamn gift it is.

12: How often do you have sex?

That always varies.

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Duhhhhh 

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Imma say both.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

Omfg. So, my last boyfriend and I were about to fuck. It was literally ABOUT TO HAPPEN, condom on & everything. He pauses and kind of moves my hips to the side a bit. He looks at me & says, “Okay, I don’t want you to be embarrassed.” I was like FUCK MY PERIOD IS STILL HAPPENING AND I BLED ON MY BED. Lmfaoooo it turns out there was a clump of brown embroidery floss under me from a project I had been working on. He didn’t have his glasses on sooooo he thought it was something else hahahaha 

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

Honestly I don’t even pay attention 

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

Anything by HONNE. Try it. You’ll thank me. 

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

Sure!

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Shower. Bath sounds messy.

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

Honestly? An ex from two years ago.

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

I haven’t! I just talked about a possible one yesterday, though.

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

I have, and I’d do it again!

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

Lmfao always

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

Probably not.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

Nothing particular that I do every single time, no. Well, no, I usually text @kennnybell about it lmfao

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

A firm hand around my throat.

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

Why not both?

28: Favorite body part on the opposite sex?

Hands, usually.

29: Favorite body part on the same sex?

Waist/hips!

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

I don’t really have anything like that tbh

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

Once, I had a guy cum all over my chest and then slurp it all off of me.

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yeah! It was okay lol

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

If you’re in a committed relationship and you’re on birth control & both of you are clean, sure. Just be careful still. 

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Lmfao Velveeta cheese idk

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

While I’m on air lol

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

god, yeah.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

Well, if it starts to impact the rest of your life, that’s probably too much lol

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

Honestly I take it as a huge compliment that no one lasts very long in doggy style with me, because my ass is so fucking nice.

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

Looking at memes and then making out

40: What do you wear to bed?

Usually a sports bra and panties

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

Omg I was in elementary school I think

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Not really tbh

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

It’s been over a year! I need that in my life again!

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Hell yee, I live for that shit.

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

I wouldn’t rule it out completely.

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

A back massager lmfao

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Eh I have before, it’s okay

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

I do! It’s cool to be 100% focused on one person.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

Oh god, just take me now.

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

I kind of want to tbh, for selfish reasons.

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

ANYTHING WITH SUGAR IN YOUR VAGINA. NO GO.

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Prostitute, no doubt.

53: Do you watch porn?

Yes even though I know it’s bad :/ 

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Yeeeee, mostly because I like to fuck in places I’m not allowed to.

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Not really 

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Not really!

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Hell yeah lmao why not

58: Booty or Boobs?

Boobs, probably

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

No.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

Mostly make more money and have more respect/power

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Yais 

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

I don’t think so

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

All tha time

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitoral, prostate)

Clitoral, my dude

65. What is your bra/penis size?

36DD I think?

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

The dick of my ex’s roommate

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

The other day

68. When was the last time you had sex?

god it’s been about a month

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

The other day

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

Yeah! I don’t remember that shit tho

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

My neccckkkkk

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

My pussy/??????????

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

No :/

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

Probably

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

A couple nights ago

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

Fuck I don’t remember 

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

Absolutely lmao

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Absolutely dude

80. Favorite sexual position?

We’ve already talked about this

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

Eh it’s ok

82. Are you into any BDSM?

A little!

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

OH yeah, several different people.

84. Do you like dirty talk?

To an extent.

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

I can be loud during sex, but I don’t say shit when I masturbate.

86. Have you ever been inturrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

I have during sex! My aunt called one time and I answered it while he was still in there lol

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Ugh I don’t know

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Yais

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Yes, I have lol

No I don’t talk to them

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Yes I have! You have to do it right though

[radiohorizon]

All the questions babe

ready, set, sex.1. Are looks important in a relationship? Kinda. Im always drawn to personalities more than looks, but I still need tk find the person attractive to be with them2. Are relationships ever worth it?Ye boy3. Are you a virgin?Yes4. Are you in a relationship?No5. Are you in love?I guess yeah, but moving on because the person is extremely toxic6. Are you single this year?Yes7. Can you commit to one person?Heck yeah8. Describe your crushPurple hair, beautiful, kind, super smart, super good at singing, sweetheart, has an amazing smile9. Describe your perfect mateWhat is this perfect thing you speak of cause p sure that doesnt exist10. Do you believe in love at first sight?Eh kinda. I believe in infatuation at first sight and knowing that person will be important in your life, but idk about love at first sight11. Do you ever want to get married?Yesss12. Do you forgive betrayal?Too much13. Do you get jealous easily?Waaay too easily14. Do you have a crush on anyone?Mhmmm💜👑15. Do you have any piercings?First holes and cartilage 16. Do you have any tattoos?Not yet)):17. Do you like kissing in public?Ehhh. Pecks yes, make out heck no20. Do you shower every day?Yuup21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?I hope soo22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?🤷🏼‍♀️23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?Lasted 9 months without cheating and cheating is disgusting sooo yeah24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?I'll be 23 so probably not25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?Im not striving for one but it would be nice26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?Yup (lol and guess what? Theyre the one that left🙂)27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?No i dont think so28. Have you ever been cheated on?Pretty sure 29. Have you ever cheated on someone?No30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?My boobs but i dont think i ever will31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?Both32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?Ye33. Have you ever had sex with a man?No34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?No35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Yepp36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?Yes37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?Lol yeah38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?Yuuuuup39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?Yeep40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?No41. Have you had sex so far this year?No42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?🤷🏼‍♀️43. How long was your longest relationship?9 months44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?Boyfriends- 3 Girlfriends- 345. How many people did you kiss in 2011?No one, i was a baby 7th grader46. How many times did you have sex last year?047. How old are you?1848. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?Probably be upset but tell them to follow their heart49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?Dont have one but favorite thing about my crush is her smile50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?Yeah probably, even though it would probably be a bad idea51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?Yeah, she just kinda has that affect on me and i hate it52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?No but i wish i had53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?Not that im aware of54. Is there someone you will never forget?Plenty of people55. Share a relationship story.I fell in love with this girl in sophomore year. We dated for 9 months and but 6 months of it was the most toxic time of my life. I miss her every single day and I hate hate hate that she has a new girlfriend, but I know it would be really bad for me if we were together56. State 8 facts about your body- i have a long scar on my chest from having surgery in 7th grade- I have small scars about everywhere from selfharm- I have blue eyes- Im 5'1 and way too chubby- I'm super flexible from being a dancer and cheerleader- I got teeny tiny boobs, giant flubby stomach and waist, big ass, giant flubby thighs, flubby calves, and flubby everything else- I have child size hands and feet- I got gross backnee and i hate it57. Things you want to say to an ex- why was i never a priority?- Why did you say you missed me and then ignored me?- Why were they always more important?58. What are five ways to win your heart?- consideration- Make me feel important- Donuts- Movie/TV marathons- Hold my hand59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)Idk how???60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?A year i believe61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?Eyes and/or sense of humor62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?Strip tease or lap dance63. What is your definition of “having sex”?🤷🏼‍♀️ never had it so im not about to define it64. What is your definition of cheating?Doing anything with someone else that you feel the need to hide from your partner (even if its "emotional cheating")65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?Dont have one¿66. What is your favourite roleplay?Never done it67. What is your idea of the perfect date?Something thats small and meaningful to my date and I, or something just very simple that you can just be with the other person68. What is your sexual orientation?I dunno but I dig girls a lotta69. What turns you off?Hair and assholey personality. Also assholes70. What turns you on?Hardcore makeout, me giving them a lapdance, neck and boobie kissing71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?72. What words do you like to hear during sex?Never had it soo good question73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?Remember little things about me that i might not even realize74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?Attractiveness75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?This wasnt a relationship thing but when my ex and i broke up my best friend dropped what he was doing and ran over to my house to sit with me until i was alright76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?I dunno, i think i do a lot of sweet things but i could be wrong77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?Depends on the level of maturity and age difference honestly. Like in my opinion someone who is 12 shouldnt be with an 18 year old, but someone whos 26 with someone whos 32 is completely different. Same age difference, but completely different situations and levels of maturity78. What’s your dirtiest secret?Hooked up with one of my best guy friends on New Years 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?Today because my friend has other friends that im not friends with and i get left out a shit ton so i get jealous if the other friends80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?Told my mom i love her about an hour ago81. Who are five people you find attractive?- Abby- Lacey- Kelsey- Noah- Shannon82. Who is the last person you hugged?I think my madre83. Who was your first kiss with?Peck kiss was MorissaReal full on kiss was RJ84. Why did your last relationship fail?A lot of reasons85. Would you ever date someone off of the InternetYe maybe

[temporarilyinorder]

ALL OF THEM!!! 💕💕💕

1. Are looks important in a relationship?- Vaguely
2. Are relationships ever worth it?- yeah? Haha
3. Are you a virgin?- nope
4. Are you in a relationship?- indeed I am
5. Are you in love?- I’d like to think so
6. Are you single this year?- no.. haha
7. Can you commit to one person?- depends on how hard I fall
8. Describe your crush- I’m dating her lol
9. Describe your perfect mate- uhhh.. a little punk, a lot of cute, a lot of passion for something
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?- nope
11. Do you ever want to get married?- totally
12. Do you forgive betrayal?- it takes awhile but maybe
13. Do you get jealous easily?- extremely
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?- for the second time I am daTING HER
15. Do you have any piercings?- nope too chicken 💯
16. Do you have any tattoos?- soon
17. Do you like kissing in public?- I’m down
20. Do you shower every day?- every other
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?- I’d hope sO 😳
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?- yeahh
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?- yeah
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?- nooooo
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?- yes pls
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?- a few
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?- no 😞
28. Have you ever been cheated on?- yeah
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?- ohhhh yeah
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?- nothing haha, maybe a smaller chest but even then nothing really ha
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?- plenty
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?- plenTY
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?- nope
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?- many a times
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?- only ever
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?- mmhm
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?- mmhm
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?- yeah 😂😂I’m dating hER
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?- mmmmhmmmm
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?- yeah !! Tons
41. Have you had sex so far this year?- again, tons :)
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?- not long at aLL
43. How long was your longest relationship?- a year and a half
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?- 3 gals
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012?- none lol
46. How many times did you have sex last year?- maybe like 205? Idk
47. How old are you?- 16
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?- I don’t, I’d cry on the spot ha
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?- physically, hair, nose and eyes. Emotionally, persistence and understanding.. patience for my bullshit
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?- mmhm yeah
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?- my girl, of course
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?- she just couldn’t see anything other than who she was falling for, not that I haven’t been guilty of it too but 
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?- yeah 😞
54. Is there someone you will never forget?- this kid Ben I went to school with, he died of leukemia when I was in seventh grade…. learned too young about the bullshit that cancer brings into your life
55. Share a relationship story.- her mom started coming down the stairs while we were mid plow so we just threw the blanket over our legs and sat up and we held a full conversation while she was completely naked from the waist down and I just had boxers on it was mortifying
56. State 8 facts about your body- my earlobes are super floppy- I can crack my thumb knuckles repeatedly- I’m a size 6.5 shoe (men’s)- my butt is much larger than I’d like- my hands are super tiny!!- my hair is blueeeee- I wear size 32 jeans (mens) 🙄- I have a giant scar on me knee from when I was 8 and fell off a scooter haha
57. Things you want to say to an ex- it wasn’t anybody’s fault
58. What are five ways to win your heart?- listening while also contributing- surprise adventures/little things I guess- thoughtful gestures really- willingness to do whatever with me (adventures, nap dates, etc)- I really don’t know how else just be there for me I guess idk haha
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)- I don’t know how to do that but I’ll try figuring it out haha
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?- uhh 4ish years
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?- attitude
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?- tell me how you want it
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?- two people being very much in love and making each other feel it for sure
64. What is your definition of cheating?- if it’s something you reserve for your partner, keep it that way
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?- surprise me
66. What is your favourite roleplay?- no
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?- EXPLOREEEEE and then food because im a generally hungry person
68. What is your sexual orientation?- depends.. gay as shit, I guess
69. What turns you off?- trying too hard.. saying stupid shit in the middle of everything
70. What turns you on?- nice underwear, take control, idk it’s hard to tbh
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?- literally just having sex with her lol
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?- none tf
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?- surprise me bigtime 😍😍 like wow
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?- uhh probably the whole punk rock aesthetic
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?- took me on a day trip after a really bad night.. I told her I needed to get away, so away we went. She took good care of me
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?- idk.. performed a poem for an audience that was about her? I honestly don’t know that’s not a question for me haha
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?- im pretty indifferent as long as it’s not drastic.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?- I started masturbating at 4 years old :)
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?- like ten minutes ago and idk she knows why haha
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?- a few minutes ago
81. Who are five people you find attractive?- Kristen Stewart- Ruby Rose- The entiRE Carmilla cast haha- Kaya Scoldelario- my girlfrienddddd
82. Who is the last person you hugged?- My friend Collin because I gave him candy lol
83. Who was your first kiss with?- @maryxfuckingxjane !!
84. Why did your last relationship fail?- because I was in love with somebody else towards the end and didn’t want to hurt her like that
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?- not again no. it’s like, nice to think about when you’re younger or don’t have many people in your life but the older I get the more skeptical I get of it haha but ya never know

[misscasper3]

50 Questions To Ask A Girl If You Want To Know Who She Really Is

Found this article online awhile back and finally feel like answering the questions

1. What’s one thing that’s happened to you that has made you a stronger person? Leaving an abusive 6 year ‘relationship’

2. What’s one thing that’s happened to you in your life that made you feel weak? When I was 12 I was kicked out of my parents house which I believe is the start to my fucked up need to be loved and needed by someone else.

3. Where is one place you feel most like yourself? My apartment

4. Where is your favorite place to escape to? The woods or under 5 layers of blankets in my bed

5. Who do you think has had the largest influence on the person you are today? My dad ❤

6. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? To be able to shut my brain off and cool down. I overthink every detail that someone says or does and I think I create issues that weren’t there. Also Id get a nose job if I could lol

7. If you had one day left to live, what would you do first? Any thought that I kept to myself, I would say it to the people it was meant for and then walk away before the person could respond back. Then, after everyone hates me lol, I would hop on the next flight to Los Angeles, go to the beach, and sit in the ocean until the end of my last day.

8. What decade do you feel you most belong in? I dont see what’s wrong with living in the time I am now??

9. Who are you closest to in your family? Why? Probably my Dad. I lived with him for a long time and he was there for me for every milestone I reached. He always took my side when things went wrong, and always was there for ANYTHING I needed, without question.

10. Who is the one person in this world that knows you best? I couldn’t answer thar exactly. Certain people know certain things about me.>

11. What is your favorite quality about your best friend? She’s there to listen when I need to rant. Even when I’m being stupid.

12. When you were younger what did you think you were going to be when you grew up? A singer for awhile. Then I wanted to be an interior decorator, but I dont think I really understood what the job really was. I just liked rearranging my room all the time.

13. If you could identify with one fictional character (from a book, show, or movie) who would it be? This question requires way too much thought. I have no clue.

14. Do you easily accept compliments? Or do you hate compliments? I dont see what’s wrong with compliments, I just don’t know how to respond sometimes so my words may come out weird.

15. Is your favorite attribute about yourself physical or non-physical? Non

16. What is your favorite physical attribute about yourself? I like my skinny waist and wider hips. *I would have said hair color, but I wasn’t exactly born with purple hair so I dont think that counts*

17. What is your favorite non-physical attribute about yourself? I am understanding. I try to look at the whole picture instead of the current situation.

18. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. You cant love someone truly until you know them inside and out.

19. Do you believe in soul mates? I dunno. I believe some people definitely are meant to be in someones lives for a purpose, whether to teach a lesson and go or to participate and stay.

20. How seriously do you take horoscopes? I dont want to believe that the time and place I was born is supposed to judge my personality/fate.

21. Have you ever been in love? How many times? I have been in love. Twice. The first time I dont think could really count though since it ended up being a Catfish story. Does it count? If it doesnt,then once.

22. What makes you fall in love with someone? when they can make me laugh and forget about my bad day(s). Also if they aren’t judgmental of my actions and they try to understand why I do the things I do. Really like when people aren’t judges of my every move.

23. What does vulnerability mean to you? What has the ability to make you vulnerable? Ugh.. Vulnerable to me means, helpless. Needy. Small. A diary that was opened without permission. Bringing up hurtful times makes me vulnerable. Bringing up stupid things I’ve done, or times I’ve fucked up makes me vulnerable. The people who are the closest to me, who know a lot about my past are the ones that are able to break me down in that way.

24. What’s one thing you’re scared to ask a man, but really want to? why is it such a big deal for you guys to “be the man” in situations. Why do you feel that you have to prove your manliness?

25. If you were a man for a day, what would be the first thing you do? Shave my head with clippers. Its socially acceptable for guys to be bald haha

26. What do you find most attractive about each sex? I really like how guys are just bigger than females. Like big bears standing next to a tiny bunny. The size difference I think. I think its weird if a guy is the same size as me. Girls are obviously more sensitive and emotional, so. I guess I’ll pick that as my answer.

27. What’s one thing you’d love to learn more about? How the brain works basically. Like what makes people do or feel things. The science side behind depression or happy feelings.

28. What is something you’ve never done that you’ve always wanted to do? Travel out of country. Be brave enough to go on a trip alone. Zip line.

29. Why haven’t you done it yet? Mostly money. But I am just nervous for some reason. I think I just dont trust myself to make certain decisions by myself because a lot of times when you go somewhere new, you obviously dont know the area so you’re kind of guessing on where to go, what to do.

30. If money didn’t matter, what would your dream job be? Doing behind the scenes runway hair/makeup, photoshoots. Movies.

31. If you had off from work today, what would you do? I would go to the beach.

32. What was the last thing that made you cry? A fight between my boyfriend and I.

33. What was the last thing that made you laugh? I dont remember exactly.

34. What is your favorite memory? My dad making a speech at my graduation party about how proud he was of me and then he started tearing up

35. What’s the last thing that REALLY embarrassed you? I can’t think of anything that I really cared enough about to make me feel embarrassed.

36. What is your biggest fear? Being a loser in life. Giving up on goals because of my internal battles with myself. Being alone in life overall. I enjoy my alone hours, but I’m talking about fearing being alone IN GENERAL.

37. Do you have any regrets? What’s your biggest one? When I was about 13, 14ish I let my boyfriend at the time tell me I can’t be friends with a certain person. He made me cut off ties in order to stay in a relationship with him.. I regret so much that happened on that day. What I said to that person was hurtful…It hurt me to say those words and I know it hurt that person too. I was literally crying as i was telling this person to leave me alone because I didnt want to say goodbye yet I felt obligated to listen to my then boyfriend for some reason. I caused so much pain to that person that effected things down the road and I can never take it back… And I regret not answering him back when he texted me on holidays. I regret not taking his number when my mom offered it to me. I regret so many things that happened to that person because of me.

38. Have you ever broken a law? If you haven’t what is one law you’d love to break? I mean I’ve got two speeding tickets. I’ve gone in “private property” places just out of curiosity.

39. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done? I’m not a risk taker.

40. Would you have a conversation with a stranger? I do everyday at work.

41. Would you tell a stranger they have toilet paper hanging from their shoe? Or their dress tucked into their underwear? (Or anything else that is embarrassing to be seen in public)? Yes definitely. If that happened to me, I’d want someone to tell me.

42. What’s your favorite joke? Dunno

43. Are you a dog person or a cat person? I love both but lean towards cats.

44. If you could be any animal, what animal would you be? A bird so I can fly wherever I want.

45. What’s one show, movie, or book, you’re embarrassed to admit you enjoy? I used to like Bates Motel.

46. How do you think your parents would describe you as a child? Girly girl. Picky. Hard working (Mom just told me last week).

47. If you could go back to any age or time of your life, what age or time would it be? I was just thinking this in the car. Usually when people wanna go back, they say a happy time. I 100% cannot think of a time that I was so so happy and stayed happy longer than one or two days. Even if I was enjoying myself that day, there was ALWAYS something inside at the end of the day that just ate away at my soul hiding behind the ‘happy moment’.. This thought seriously depresses me.

48. What’s something you believe in that not everyone else does? I believe that when you are with someone, you are not 100% committed if you are okay with looking at other girls/guys and seeing them in a sexual way. Other people say “as long as they dont touch, its ok” or “nothing is wrong with just looking” but I believe it is fucking wrong on so many levels because that is showing desire for someone else other than the significant other. Call me prude or whatever the fuck you want.

9. What’s one thing you would say that makes you unique from other people? My brother told me that I am ALWAYS somehow able to pull myself out of every fucked up situation I’ve been in. Idk, does that really count as unique..? I guess something else would be that I literally put my entire soul into someone when I am in a relationship. I would do anything for that person. Is that unique?

50. What is one thing you feel your life is missing?  I feel like I’ve lost my passion for almost everything. I used to be so sure of myself and proud of what I wanted to do with my life and now its all a big question mark. My life is missing set goals and passion for doing something with it.