#hes based off this hairdresser i once met in baltimore

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project; fully staff ppth

meet the oncology ward’s cuntiest nurse!!!

⭐️BASICS :3⭐️

name: nurse leo fitsher

full name: leo timothy neil fitsher jr

nickname: lee, nurse fag

gender: male, cis (he/him)

age: 62 (dob april 24, 1942)

nationality/ethnicity: italian american. born and raised in new york

heavy new york accent. ‘ey, i’m walkin’ ‘ere!

ppth position: oncology nurse, second oldest in the ward and there the longest

sexuality: gay man

he has a husband, they got married in massachusetts the month after it was legalized in may, but they’d known eachother and been in passionate love since the ‘70s

personality: the most flamboyant, bitchy, cunty guy you will ever meet. an absolute character. he will talk your ear off the wall with the most interesting stories about queer history. absolute yapper. loves gossiping with the other nurses. acts like a bitchy nursing home worker to all the patients. the only way in my mind to describe him is bitchy. nice, sometimes. it very apparent if he doesn’t like you, but he likes mostly everyone. he basically adopts all of the new hires, has a habit of calling people honey/darling/babe platonically. he’s your old gay bitchy uncle! you either love him or loathe him

appearance: old, tall, chubby white guy. like joe biden but with fat and less deterioration. again, looks very bitchy and unfriendly. very short, thinning white hair. grey stubble. slight dent on his forehead from being dropped as a baby

style: wears scrubs, varying from basic blue to grinch pattern. comfy old man sliders. pens in his pocket. that’s it.

he has diabetes type one, has had lots of health issues but he’s primarily healthy and very happy in life now :3

⭐️BACKSTORY :3⭐️

born to a big poor traditional catholic italian family in 1940s new york. mama’s boy. he was raised ‘classically’, he got spanked a ton and played in the streets. had dreams of being an actor, got called a faggot a lot, until reality hit and his parents pushed him into the military. got discharged. mom died. was an broadway for the first time. got engaged to a lovely woman, who he probably would’ve married if he wasn’t gay. broke it off. got hatecrimed. left new york. met the love of his life. moved to new jersey for his partners job. started as a nurse at ppth. lived through the aids crisis. traveled to massachusetts to get married.

⭐️RELATIONSHIPS WITH EVERYONE :3⭐️

wilson: leo is the most organized, most efficient, rudest nurse in his department and he’s like a wine aunt to wilson. like his gay dad. frequently gives him advice.

house: house lowkey respects him. leo tries to set him up with wilson. that’s it.

thirteen: like a father. they bumped into eachother and he immediately went ‘i like you!’ she’s his prodigal daughter along with house

⭐️FUN FACTS :3⭐️

giant theatre attender, has seen soo many plays and he keeps all the playbills in storage

he and his husband have like, four cats and a dog

attended the stonewall riots, went to a bunch of old gay clubs, witnessed a lot of queer history

he and his husband host a dinner party at this italian restaurant every sunday with a bunch of other old queers

did drag and was a male stripper when he was like in his 20s

american red cross is his number one op

goes all out on christmas purely for fun

will prob add more :3 we need nurses guys 🫡🫡 not all heros wear capes