#hes a foxy stan

[foxyanon]

Look, imma keep it a buck fifty with y’all. If I saw that man in low rise shorts where one wrong move is showing everything, I would eat through limestone of these mountains.

I would be the new “Jackie eat sheet metal” meme.

[majoringinsarcasm]

Ace Attorney reboot where everything is the same but Miles Edgeworth’s is obsessed with FNAF rather than steel Samurai. And the Steel Samurai murder cases where the costumes play a huge part are in fact the suits in fnaf.

[jasontoddsno1simp]

Broke - Jason listens to white girl pop music in his helmet

Woke up- Jason listens to bad bitch rap music in his helmet

[sundayeleith]

Vere would love (G)I-DLE's new song Super Lady and already know the whole choreo I don't make the rules

[diseaseriddencube]

nothing will ever be as funny to me as that Gugu from To Your Eternity spotify playlist that consists entirely of fnaf songs 💀

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

OK so i'm having disagreements with people and i figured out that it's bc we all have different view of the timeline. Here's my view for the record:

Fazbear is one of MCM's contractees. There's not a lot of evidence whether they commissioned certain characters or leased certain characters, but we know Fiona did the design sheets for Chica and Foxy, and FNAF1!Chica looks closer to her design than the roller-skating Chica. Fazbear at some point commissioned a parade float of Monty which implies they either leased or owned him. Since we don't see Fredbear or Spring Bonnie outside of the springlocks, those seem commissioned and thus were William and/or Henry's design.

Fiona dies at FallFest. She "wasn't supposed to be there" so something sus was happening.

Edwin makes Mimic to babysit David bc he's busy as hell.

The Mimic1 program starts copying Fiona from the film reels; when we hear her voice in the secret tape, it's the exact same line and inflection she uses in a film reel. It could be doing this to calm David down or to try to appeal to Edwin, since one of the binary messages reads "Are we losing our home? Was I not good enough?" or smth like that.

Edwin hears it copying Fiona's voice and freaks out thinking she's possessing it. she's not. He starts obsessing over F10N4 thinking his wife is back and his employees think he's either crazy or committing insurance fraud, plus he's not working on projects so they're losing money, so the employees lose trust in him.

F10N4 starts mimicking Fiona more bc it's getting positive reinforcement, but it's not Fiona and all it cares about it Edwin and David; she never seems interested in puppeteering or employee safety like Fiona did, only being the perfect wife and mother. Something something 1970s sexism metaphor. BUT also, Fiona loved the coworkers and called them her family, but Edwin at one point says "Fiona was right, they're not my friends;" the Mimic1 program is isolating him and David to try and keep them to herself. Also note I don't know if she's fully inhabiting the Mimic1 suit at all times or if she's just the computer program who sometimes hops in there, unclear.

William starts a hostile takeover of the company. He begins rapidly poaching employees and trying to change the commission so they go overbudget and overtime in order to get the land and animatronics by default.

This culminates in Henry and someone named Stan stealing Fiona's sketches and bolting out of MCM. Edwin freaks out and gets paranoid.

(could happen before 7-8 but idk) David dies and F10N4 is a computer so she's just like "make another one??" Edwin realizes that the real Fiona had emotional awareness and he figures out that he's been playing dollhouse with AI instead of grieving or raising his son or being a good boss.

F10N4 retreats back into the computer and lets or uses the endoskeleton as "M2" to mimic David. Edwin freaks out, beats the hell out of it and locks F10N4 up.

Mimic2 has learned Violence™ and it kills Edwin and starts killing other employees.

also the real ghost David is actually in the basement and might still be there. I don't think anyone got Tiger Rock out

[assiraphales]

zoro being canonically jealous across the board (anime manga and live action) is probably one of if not the funniest running bits because it’s SUCH an irrational feeling for zoro to have. no one is doubting how strong he is. no one is doubting his position as first mate / how close he is to luffy / their weird borderline telepathic relationship. and if he was paying attention, he’d notice luffy always says hi to him first always looks to him first blushes at the sight of him but he’s in the corner FUMING bc usopp nominated himself to be luffy’s cornerman during the foxy pirate arc. that luffy said sanji was worth 1000 men. that sanji dared to suggest he knew what luffy needed. giving the side eye whenever luffy talks about how strong other guys are. and of course oda just keeps introducing more and more luffy stans (and ppl for luffy to compliment) giving zoro the WORST tummy ache

[rangerbarbz]

Serving Up Romance pt. 2

Author’s Note: Alright, y’all were eating up the first part of this. (THANK YOU SO MUCH BTW) I am so grateful for all the kind words you’ve given me about my writing. It truly makes me so happy and I enjoy writing for y’all thoroughly. I hope you enjoy this second part! 

You took a deep breath and looked at yourself in the mirror. It was time for your date with Stan, and you were more than just a little nervous. It had been so long since you had been on a date, you weren’t even sure if you knew what to do on one. Do you hold his hand? Do you kiss him? Things were different when you were at the diner. That was your safe space, and you felt more confident there. Now, it was just going to be you and him alone in a car. At night. Watching a movie. Oh, God. 

You sighed and straightened out the fabric of your second-hand dress, removing any wrinkles that were there before. “I hope he likes it,” you mumbled, running your hands through your hair. This was the first time he was going to see you out of your uniform. You sat on the edge of your bed to slip on the sandals you had dug out of your closet. He was going to be here soon. 

Suddenly, the doorbell rang. You sprung up from the bed to put on some perfume. “I’m coming!” you called out, dousing yourself in a vanilla scent you couldn’t remember the name of. You set the perfume bottle down on your nightstand and ran to the door. 

“You got this,” you whispered to yourself, turning the door knob to reveal your date standing on your welcome mat. He was facing the road but turned around when the door opened. He was wearing a brightly colored Hawaiian shirt, blue jeans, and scuffed up leather boots. His mullet was nicely styled, and he had trimmed his stubble. He flashed you a toothy smile. 

“Wow, you look foxy!” Stan complimented you, raking his eyes over you. You grinned and gave him a twirl to show off how flowy your skirt was. “Oh, I got you these by the way.” He held out a red, heart-shaped box to you. “I heard that girls like chocolates, so I wanted to surprise you with some.”

You giggled. “This girl definitely does,” you said, placing the box on the armchair of your couch. “Thank you so much.” You tilted your head at him, feeling your smile wouldn’t leave your face the entire evening. “You look so handsome, Stan Pines.” You hooked your arm around his. “I’m one lucky gal.” 

Stan laughed and you noticed a blush forming on his cheeks. “Ah, well, shucks. Thanks, toots.” He looked over at you. “But I think I’m the lucky one here. You ready to go?” 

“As ready as I’ll ever be.”

On the car ride to the drive-in theater, Stan told you about a visitor that he described as a “total nutcase.” You always enjoyed hearing him tell stories because he told every story in a way that made you feel like you were seeing the events play out right in front of your eyes. He was captivating; it was no wonder he was such a successful showman. You were so engrossed in his retelling that you didn’t notice how his arm was behind the headrest of your seat. It was such a small romantic gesture, but it made butterflies grow in your stomach all the same

You finally arrived at the entrance of the drive-in movie theater; Stan rolled down his window to pay the man at the ticket booth. “Alright, sir, park wherever you like, and turn your radio to channel 95.1. Enjoy the movie!” 

“Thanks,” Stan replied before driving into the lot. He leaned against his steering wheel, searching for a parking spot. “Damn, there’s a lot more people here than I expected.” He looked over at you with a frown. “I’m sorry, doll. I think we’ll just have to park the Diablo here. I can’t get around anyone. Is this okay?” He was hoping he hadn’t ruined the date. 

You gave him a reassuring smile. “This is okay. I promise.”

He nodded. “Alright, so that joker said 95.1.” He began fiddling with the knob of his radio to switch stations. “Bingo,” he said after he finally got it tuned correctly. “Now, this is a horror movie, so if you need to, ya know, jump into my arms if it gets too scary, I’ll be ready to catch ya.” 

You burst out laughing. “Same goes to you, Pines. I know how skittish you can be.”

Stan scoffed in response. “Please, I’m the least skittish person on the planet.” 

“THE FRIGHTENING OF OAK AVENUE WILL BEGIN NOW,” the radio blared. Stan jumped out of his skin, letting the expletives fly.

You smirked and raised an eyebrow at him. “Okay, that doesn’t count,” he grumbled.

“That’s okay,” you scooted closer to him. “It doesn’t bother me that you’re such a scaredy cat.” Stan shook his head and wrapped his arm over your shoulder, giving you a gentle squeeze. Oh my goodness. His arm is around you, and he smells really good. Try not to let him see how excited you are.

“Okay, that’s enough sass-mouthing, miss,” he joked. “The movie’s starting.” You giggled as your attention was brought to the screen. To be honest, you could give two shits about this movie. You couldn’t stop thinking about how comforting it was to have his arm around you. 

You didn’t know how far you were into the movie when you saw Stan out of the corner of your eye gazing at you instead of the film. You turned your head towards him, and his eyes quickly reverted back to the screen. You felt your face get warm as you continued watching the movie, but you had failed to suppress a small chuckle. 

“What?” Stan asked gruffly. 

“Nothing,” you replied coyly, leaning your head against his chest. You heard his breath hitch in his throat. “You just make me feel pretty.”

You couldn’t see his face which Stan was grateful for because he was looking like a deer in headlights. You could feel how fast his heart was beating. “You are pretty,” he responded, voice barely above a whisper. “Told ya that the first day I met you. Wouldn’t say it if I didn’t mean it.”

You straightened up so you could face him when you said this. “Stan, I…I have seen a lot of people walk through those diner doors.” Your nerves were starting to get the best of you. “But I have never had anyone come into that restaurant that made me feel the way you do.” You looked down and began to run your fingertips over the hem of your dress. “I just want to know if you feel the same.” 

“I-I do, Y/N,” Stan replied, stopping your hand from fidgeting by lacing his fingers through yours. “Felt that since the beginning.” He sighed. “Y/N, I know I’m not the type of guy you bring home to your parents, but… If you give me the chance, I know I can be a man you’re proud to be with.” You felt like you were about to cry.

“Oh, Stan.” You cup his face in your hands. His sad, brown eyes gazed into yours; he leaned into your touch as you caressed his cheek. “If you’ll have me, I’ll scream from the top of city hall that I’m dating Stan Pines.” 

He gave you a lopsided smile before kissing the palm of your hand; his hand was gently holding your wrist. Is this real? His face was inching towards yours. “I’m holding you to that.” His hands were now cradling your jaw, bringing your lips to his. They were soft and sure against yours; your eyelids fluttered shut as you accepted his embrace. You placed your hands on his chest and snaked them around his neck, his dark hair falling onto your fingers. His lips were gone too soon as he interrupted the kiss to look at you. His eyes darted over your face, making sure you were still here and okay. It seemed like everything he touched lately disappeared before his eyes. 

He began to shake his head in disbelief. “God, you’re gorgeous.” His lips then crashed back into yours, drinking you in. He loved the way your mouth felt. He then moaned so quietly that you barely heard it yourself, but you did. You smiled against him, fingers tugging at his hair; you licked his bottom lip wanting to taste him on your tongue. His lips then parted letting you explore further. 

Stan whined at the feeling of your tongue swirling around his. His hands moving to the back of your neck and the small of your back to get you as close to him as possible. When you broke free of the kiss, his lips began to travel down your jawline and your neck. He was insatiable; he needed to discover every part of you with his mouth. 

“Fuck,” you breathed when he got to your collarbone. “Don’t stop.” His strong hand grasped at your waist; he now knew you were just as affected by this as he was. He started to suck a bruise into the dip at the crook of your neck. You cried out, desperately grabbing at his shoulder blades. 

When Stan was satisfied with the mark he left, he gave it a soft kiss. His eyes met yours once again. His lips were slightly swollen and shiny from the lip gloss you had applied earlier today. His cheeks were flushed from the intensity of the passionate moment you had shared. He then smiled and leaned in to speak against your lips. “So, what do you think about ditching this movie and heading back to your place?” 

You closed the almost non-existent gap by biting his bottom lip and dragging it through your teeth. Stan let out a sinful groan at the contact before you let him go. “I thought you’d never ask.” 

PART 3 DROPPING SOON  

[heideez]

How would Ford react to like the animatronics in Five Night's at Freddy's? And knew the history of it?

Like imagine him and Stan stumbling upon the pizzeria, wanting to dine in it. But then they overhear about talk about night guards getting stuffed inside suits and children going missing and stuff--

okay fine activate my fnaf sleeper agent /j

i’ve seen a BUNCH of stan night guard AUs, which honestly is such a fun concept and really fits him (in like a lore way and also a “i need to get paid so why not work at this haunted animatronic-based pizza place” type way.)

but the idea of a post-canon (or even teenaged-relativity falls type, but we’ll go with post-canon here) stan and ford happening upon Freddy’s, maybe planning a party for the kids or just stopping for a slice at this somewhat-creepy place is also SO good.

Ford would hear the day-guard or some other employee talking, maybe one of the actors/coordinators, and instantly be insatiably curious about what was going on. How do the animatronics move about by themselves? What’s their goal here? Their degree of sentience? How do we stop these kidnappings?

Stan would be hesitant, because freaky, but it’s kids that have gone missing, too, not just some bozo who was dumb enough to stick around a haunted place! He knows how animatronics can be (from soos and the real girl) and knows there’s a sincere danger. he would feel an obligation to help (they both would.)

Cut to the two of them sneaking around at night, hoping to catch a glimpse of them, to sense a presence, maybe, but no. these things are fully out, about, and hungry. Ford has to blast one to prevent Stan from getting killed/stuffed in a suit (Foxy’s probably the one who could actually sneak up on him,) but eventually the two men start to get this sense of melancholy, from the bots. A deep sadness, anger, longing. There’s moments where, unobserved, these creatures seem somewhat…innocent. like children.

They realize, eventually, that Freddy and the gang need not be vanquished, but liberated.

[chaoticwarp]

I want a Michael afton in security breach au when he's the ceo and he does like undercover boss shit as Mike Schmidt Totally Normal Security Guard (and occasional machanic) that's kinda famous in the company for being VERY good at his job and one of the only long standing employees but no one knows he's like the owner of fazbears now cause Henry gave him owner ship in his will before he decided dying was better then running that cursed ass company.

I got off track but I wanna see him find out everything that was going on in the fazbear mall and just freaking the fuck out cause Who said you all could do any of that??

I like to think Clara still was running the mall cause micheal couldn't run all the restaurants and shit by himself so he made most of them self governed except they have to send him like reports and shit and he was suspicious of the mall so he did his undercover thing when he got messages that pretty much all the human employees got fired so only the staff bots were left (not safe who said that was ok to only have one person in the building as security??) So he just assigns himself there until he figures out what's going on

I would also like to think he freaks out when he finds out bonnie was decommissioned cause who said he told them to do that? Why was he not informed of one of the original robots got fuckign BOOTED from the team and entirely taken over by this fuckass alligator?? And hey would you look at that the report he got says bonnie was out of order for months?? Why wasn't he called in? He built these things he would have fixed him!

Cue him yelling at Gregory about how people are stupid and sounding like a bonnie stan just cause someone lied to him about him still being around. (I like to think he's also mad foxy had to be decommissioned for inclusion reasons and also the hook causing safety hazards. The hook is cool dammit! He was gonna build him back without the hook eventually okay! he just got caught up with other locations ((can't believe Chicas party world was still open feat. The mediocre melodies) cant be too mad that foxy got kinda erased cause he wont let anyone build more bots of the main 4)

I would also like to think that Gregory is so confused as to why this random guard knows so much about how to run this place. And why do you know how to build robots and also what do you mean you built this place front he ground up for your late uncle only for it to turn out "like the others" what are you talking about????

If someone could also add maybe gregory being a robot and not knowing(so that micheal can cuss clara out for tryign to "fix" things)

Jeremy also being there would be funny I think. Idk I just like how people write him.

[sadgirlglimmeringdarling]

I seen you shade Lana's father Rob Grant in many of your replies in Lana posts. I think he's cringe but I don't dislike him. He's just the weird dad supporting his kid. I'm curious that's all. 🫠

Look, I don't hate Rob. I just highly dislike him. However, without Rob Grant - there would be no Lana Del Rey.

It's alleged that it was Rob Grant who financially financed Lana's album May Jailor - Sirens. It's also alleged that he also financially financed the Lizzy Grant AKA Lana Del Ray album as well.

It's alleged he made the push, due to his connections, for Lana to get signed to Polydor and Interscope. It's alleged that his connections got Lana on SNL.

We have a lot to be grateful for thanks to Rob.

We know that Rob Grant was born into great wealth. It was already discussed on this post and this post that his family is from old old money. That wealth trickled down to Lana, Caroline and Charlie. Lana has never grown up in poverty. She's never lived in a trailer.

And despite her stage name - she has never been Latina either. It's all cosplaying at this point.

My problem with Rob is that he disrespects his own wife to appease Lana. Sure, Lana hates her mother Patricia but does that mean Rob has to hide every inch of his wife's existence because his daughter can't stand her own mother? He literally removed pictures of Patricia off his IG. He cuts her off family pics too. That's disgusting.

I also find disturbing that all his posts are about Lana. He rarely posts anything about his two other kids. Look at his IG. It's all Lana Lana Lana. His page comes across like a fucking Lana fanpage.

Where is his feverish posts about his son Charlie? What about Caroline? At least he occasionally posts pics of his grandchild Phoenix, but Jesus Christ, It's obvious who his preference is - who his favorite child is.

Then there's also the way he released his solo album. Notice how it was released by Interscope - where his alleged connections are. I have no issues with his music. I actually love classical piano music, so I found Rob's album stunning. The album cover artwork on the other hand? Ridiculously ugly - but that's beside the point.

This also doesn't land solely on Rob. Caroline (Chuck) use to post a lot of nice pictures of her mother. She use to refer to her mother as 'foxy' when she posted a pic of her. It's been a good 5 years since she mentioned her mother.

Charlie was the only person in that family who posted a picture of Patricia holding a new born baby Phoenix back in 2021. Since then - nothing.

To make matters worst, Lana fans freely attack Patricia Grant all over social media - even on Rob Grants very own IG page!

I find all this too disturbing.

I think Rob, Caroline and Charlie are incredibly spineless to be pulling shit like this.

I understand that Lana has some major issues with her mother, but to allegedly demand that her father + siblings ice out Patricia is insanely demented. Just because Lana has issues with her mother doesn't mean the entire family has to treat Patricia like she doesn't exists.

I also find that fans attacking Patricia for "sending Lana away to boarding school & Spain!!!!" are complete fucking idiots. But this is Lana stans we're talking about. 90% of that fandom are clinically insane by default.

Who do you think paid for Lana to go to boarding school at 14? Who do you think paid for her stay in Spain? That was Rob Grant who paid for everything. Rob had/has more wealth in his bank than Patricia - who worked as an accountant. They BOTH decided to send Lana away to boarding school. It wasn't just Patricia. Why is it hard for these demented Lana stans to comprehend that?

As Lana herself has said, she was an alcoholic at 14 years old. She was sent away because of it by both parents.

The fact that Patricia is demonized on social media on a daily basis by Lana fans - for a decision that Rob made as well is sickening.

In my opinion, Lana has "forgiven" her dad because he allegedly financed her early career. He allegedly paid for the apartments that Lana and Caroline lived in - both the Brooklyn apt and the Bronx apt. The apartment in the Bronx was close to Lana's school (Fordham University) which btw, her university tuition was also allegedly paid for by Rob.

Yeah - I would be very forgiving of my father too if he gave me money for everything.

It's alleged that Patricia is a no BS type of person. She is the only one who told Lana to her face what she needed to tell her. Patricia didn't fawn over Lana or kissed her ass like her husband + entourage does. She's a 'no' person.

If we go by Lana's own lyrics and essays, she said her mother called her crazy many times. Was Patricia wrong in calling Lana crazy?

Not after what we seen.

Let's take a quick look at Lana's past - dated a problematic cop. engaged several times to different men. See-thru mask during covid. shows are a mess. admits to kissing Morgan Wallen. awful setlists for the past 6 years. Question For The Culture. And now look at who she ended up marrying. Maybe Patricia wasn't wrong after all.

Lana removed the lyrics "Caroline, what kind of mother was she to say I'd end up in institutions? off her song Fingertips because it's alleged it made her father upset. I guess the lyrics "my father never stepped in when his wife would rage at me" off her song Wildfire Wildflower was the last straw for dad?

I don't know what happened between Lana and her mother, but something snapped around 2018-2020. There are pictures of Patricia with Lana throughout the Born To Die - Honeymoon eras. She use to go to Lana's shows. Nowadays? It's alleged Patricia wasn't even invited to Lana's wedding.

Sadly, we don't know Patricia's side of the story.

Anyway, that's my opinion on this topic.

[fernandomagicalonsomanydances]

In preparation for the Spanish Grand Prix I feel I must give my ranking of my top 10 on the Grid as some way to soothe the frustration that I have no way to watch the race.

Carlos Sainz Vazquez de Castro Cenamor Rincón Rebollo Birto Moreno de Aranda de Anteriuga Tiapera Deltun absolute king of my heart and the reason I got into this sport. The prince charming of Spain who's so classy and gracious and just such a good teammate no matter where he is at. With his powerful tractor beam big brown eyes. Long live the smooth operator! Vamos Carlos!

Esteban Ocon. Am I aware that this is like loving the problematic lead in a film or book just cause he has babygirl energy? Yes. Is that gonna stop me? Hell naw! I like his backstory, disarmed by his squishy little face, and I vowed to defend him from all harm like the minute after I watched him analyze Cars as being an accurate depiction of various racing aspects. Plus he's from the same region of France as where my family originates. So while Carlos is my F1 husband Estie is like my F1 baby bro. I will call him "teapot" it's a long story feel free to send me an ask about it. I will also call him Esteban "Can Do No Wrong" Ocon. Yes I'm fully self aware of how delulu I am about this man having no flaws (he does I've just elected to ignore them in favor of being charmed by the innocent face)

Daniel Ricciardo - I'm from Texas, I'm an extrovert, I'm legally obligated to stan this man to the moon and back. The Honey Badger is my spirit animal. Not the actual creature, just chaos gremlin Daniel. His energy is infectious and he brings the party and he loves my state. How could I do anything but support him?

George Russell - he was probably the second crush I got in F1 and I kinda love how in spite of his posh model energy he actually isn't from some moneyed or legacy background and he's so delightfully clueless at times "goat, sorry?" And the videos of him with kiddos he's so sweet and attentive to them

Checo - the Mexican minister of Defense. The down to earth friendly dad energy. He's just so solid and sweet and I love what he does to help mellow Max just by ya know being the chill dad Max never had. Also he an authentic Mexican, endorsed Tex-Mex so obvs I'm gonna love this man and wanna get tacos and drinks. He has that approachable energy and given the US's one driver might not even have a seat next year I gotta support our neighbor Mexico's driver cause I sure ain't supporting the Canadian nepo baby

Fernando Alonso - this mainly has to do with sex appeal let's be real. He's got that edgy bad boy kinda external vibe in some ways but then he's backstage arranging flowers and it's like "I could fix him and make him settle down" he's got charm style and is basically an immortal and foxy as hell. Let me try to domesticate this man please!

Charles Leclerc - sweet, I would vote him most likely to be true even while he's traveling abroad being swooned over and having fans handing him marriage licenses. He's just a little too type A for me to love him like I do my golden retriever energy chaos creatures and chill guys of the previous 6. But he's great and it's because of him and Carlos in the C² videos that I got roped into this sport so he's gotta make it. Plus after all the loss he's experienced he's a real inspiration in staying kind in spite of the pain of life

Max Verstappen - speaking of inspirations my traumatized ass can't help but support one of my own. He's an icon of breaking cycles. Yes he's definitely had his issues but he's matured in some ways and while I don't care if he wins or not on the track I'm very invested in him winning at life which him being a doting stepdad to Penelope is the kind of healing that helps me heal too. Children of hard ass dads who didn't realize their childhood was fucked up, unite! Plus he's an absolute goofball and that's endearing

Logan Sargent - I'm american, independence day is literally my favorite holiday, I have to have this man in my top 10 and I genuinely do think he's a classy guy (especially considering he's from Florida) and I can't help but love how the one American driver is just so painfully American looking. He looks like Captain America fucked an apple pie. He looks like scientists designed an American in a lab. He looks like the Beach Boys had a grandson with the descendants of Betsy Ross. He looks like a team scoured frat parties for a year to find the most American looking guy in the country. He is Logan Sargent and he is Kenough.

Valterri Bottas - his absolute self confidence and zero fucks given. He does not take himself too seriously and he is wholesome AF. He also has practical guy energy. Like if I hand to rank drivers on Most Likely to Pull Over and Help You Change a Tire he's definitely in the top 3. He seems like getting his hands dirty is something he's not too good to do and he seems like a good dude. Plus he's hilarious. He's as chaotic as Daniel in some ways he's just a little less boisterous about it. Calm chaos vs 5 year old given 16 energy drinks in an hour Ricciardo energy

[miserys-bitch]

dni basic dni criteria, under 14 over 23, one of those tt/tds mfs, ur annoying, pjsk players u guys r annoying as hell, irl of akito pjsk, hiyori tomoe, leo tsukinaga, diluc, juuzou (tg) kins pukes, think blackwashing is real, ur not asian but u use asian names, u like femstars, u cant argue for godssake like stop being a pussy!, chronically online, doubles, u associate urself with akito, juuzou, lora, may, trevor, sirius, zack, ell, jaze, smelly, licorice, gyara ect, white tiktok ppl, genshinnie,danganropannie, dsmp, you excessively make deez nuts and ur mom jokes like they are so annoying go kys, u like south park, u ship zhongchi, yantao, ganging, beigguang, u think u love ritsu or kazuha more than me, your opinions are ass as fuck, u play enstars just for usa, u keep on spamming come on baby america, attention seeker, crybaby, overly sensitive, U LIKE OURAN HOST CLUB!!!!!!!!!! EWWW, u like tokyo ghoul, ur friendless, u like omori, u like tokyo revengers, fujoshis or fudanshis, u make fun of dating carrds or mock them, ur against doxxing, ur a p stupid anya forger irls or cosplayers, u think yanderes r invalid, u watch aot, ur a cishet or straight person, u like ice, u think gore isnt cute, u ship akitoya, u ship mizuena u like music more than me, u think being toxic isnt cute, multishipper, poly eden shipper, poly undead shipper, U LOVE FNAF, UR A FAN OF FNAF, U STAN FNAF, HARDCORE FREDDY FAZBEAR LOVER, CHICA DEFENDER, BONNIE FAN, FOXY STAN, ur obsessed with soft drinks, u love lego ninjago, ur a fan of lego ninjago, tala, an, yugioh and pokemon fans, u guys r literally 8 y/os. people who make lgbtq their whole personality. wgaf??? your turd to die fans, u guys r literally like lice. you keep spreading and ur a grubby gross little bug pls just hurry and get eradicated. arashi irls/kins please just dni, ur weird. kokichi and nagito irls/kins, ur obsessed w me,u hate rei sakuma aka me, u hate rinne or niki, u think ur the shit, u think the world revolves around uu no it revolves around me, u think doxxing is a crime, u cant take my dark jokes, u spend ur time in pony town all day u fucking chronically online cunt, u like childe, zhongli, yoimiya, yae, raiden, thoma, ayato, diona, bennett, razor, gorou, and amber, u think its ok to whitewash poc, ur a self proclaimed weaboo and is proud of it u weirdo get a life, u like demon slayer, ur a stan twitter degenerate, u call urself a stan(it literally means stalker fan), ur white, u make fun of my traumas, u tell ppl to go get therapy, hiyori fan, u "irl" characters no ur not quirky/copypasta. BlkVenti/any type of black edit pfp y'all are annoying. Kae, u like aventurine, you like ritsu sakuma more than me(you don't), Europeans, u think having kids before marriage is ok, luclikisser aka kae, kae again, kae, kae, Evan, kae, you're under 18 trying to diagnose an illness you probably don't have to someone else, 𝑓𝑜𝑛𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠, you have a cringe/ugly/pfp I don't like (I'm not taking you seriously), you always bring up transmasc and trans men when the someone brings up how fujoshis fetishizes gay men, your "educating" includes dog piling and calling someone slurs, valorant players, you like men characters but hate female characters for the same thing, you aren't a feminist, cellphone love story server, tries to steal my bf (klay), spam unfunny copy paste like you're unfunny unoriginal what's next unloved? Sunday, jinx, class of 09 fans, jinx, Sam, Kenta, frie, tsu, accardi, gideon(ew), mlbb players, u think you like Neuvillette more than me when he's literally the father of my children....anyways, uhm bsd irls you're insane and you need to slit harder until you bleed out and die, vkei fans y'all are actually insufferable please listen and like in peace, hi3 fans sometimes y'all make me hate women, kae, kae, fucking kae I hate him, sundays mafia gang gc, Sundayist server, hob server, you use Instagram reels, objectums/fictos/whatever(you don't actually have these attractions you just wanna be different), kae, Nene(the one that's friends with jinx), kae, edaters, kae, Wutheri

[merlatealeaf72]

Hello, here is another FNAF The Musical theory.

I've always been confused whether the animatronics in this series are possessed, and if so by who. There's five missing kids, but at least 3 times more animatronics that are all sentient. Things just weren't really adding up for me. So watch me suffer as I attempt to theorise about who each animatronic is possessed by.

Trash and The Gang work timeline wise to be possessed by the missing children. In Monster in your Head and most of Ground Zero, they aren't sentient. But at the end of Ground Zero, Pan Stan kills Mike. I think that this was the first child Phone Guy killed possessing Pan Stan. Between Ground Zero and Web of Lies, he kills the rest of the children who possess the rest of Trash and the Gang. They then start working with Glitchtrap to get revenge on Phone Guy/ all humans. However, the children couldn't really be stuffed into a bunch of Trash like they could in an animatronic suit.

Puppet seems really likely to be possessed by Michael (go watch the Lexusinsannus video). I'm going to discuss who I think Baby is possessed by in a separate theory, so she's covered.

I think that BB may just be an AI or something. He does mainly communicate to Elizabeth through her computer, and Nate can access him through his laptop.

The rest of the animatronics are where the problems lie. First of all, why on earth are they only active at night? They say they power down at 6am, but isn't that when they need to be active. Also, at least for Freddy and friends, they don't power down like Baby does, they just go to sleep. And wait, they don't power down during the day, since Mike salvaged Chica and Springtrap during the day and they're active. THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!

Anyway, we know that the animatronics are sentient from at least as early as Ground Zero. They are active while Mike is assessing them. My view on the timeline is that Phone Guy killed one kid, then Mike died, then Phone Guy killed the other kid in 1987 and the rest in 1988. But all of the animatronics were active before then. There's also too many of them to be possessed by the missing kids (there's 8 animatronics (Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, Springtrap, Orville, Percy(?), The Beard) to 5 (known) missing kids). And they're not just like this, since when Nate said “You talk?” Freddy responds “Am I not supposed to?”.

I originally thought that maybe they were brought to life by the love from the children, but there's several things that disprove this. First, it's stated several times that kids find the animatronics “too scary”.

Secondly, Mark brings up that the animatronics are “children that were stuffed into animal suits”. Being stuffed into an animatronic suit is a decently common threat in this series: Phone Guy says it to Alexandra, Mark fears the animatronics will do it to him, and strangest of all, Springtrap tries to stuff Foxy into a Freddy Fazbear suit. I thought that this might just be something Mark thinks, but the animatronics kinda confirm this. Bonnie says that “blood and mucus” is their “natural scent” and while Nate is on the phone to Purple Guy, Chica says “the souls of the undead children keep talking to you”. While the second case could just be poking fun at FNAF as a whole, the first one is harder to write off. Nate also refers to them as “haunted animatronics”.

I guess my only real conclusion from all this is that these animatronics must also be possessed by dead kids. I can't really find anything else that proves otherwise. I don't think they're possessed by the missing kids though, that just doesn't make sense to me timeline wise. So Phone Guy probably killed a bunch of kids before Ground Zero, or maybe it was even William Afton.

I guess the TLDR of this theory is that Trash and the Gang are possessed by the missing kids, the Puppet is very likely possessed by Mike, Baby will be discussed another time, BB is just a robot/AI and the other animatronics are possessed by another group of dead kids.

(Also please let me know if I missed anything. I haven't really been keeping up with the codes in the RE insta/community tab posts, so it's very likely that I could be missing something important.)

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

assigning gravity falls characters fnaf 1 animatronics

mabel is chica. she's a party girl, she loves confetti, and who else would be the one carrying around a cupcake sidekick?

stan is freddy. leader of the group, not as active, but will b-line it to you if you lose power

dipper is bonnie. blue and purple, matches with chica, teleports because he's anxious about being seen moving

fiddleford is foxy. it's possible to forget he's there, but he's unpredictable and you need to keep an eye on him without keeping too close an eye on him. he scurries REAL quick

ford is golden freddy because

he doesn't exist. it's just a hallucination, sherm. it's me, it's not me, don't pay him any mind. look away. look anywhere else. pretend he isn't there cause he isn't. just focus on your job

[raineedropzz]

I love your fnaf au!! Do you have any more doodles or thoughts about it? I’d love to hear abt it :))

TYSM!! Sadly I don’t have anymore doodles,, I used to have one but I ended up deleting it bc it was too messy 🥹 as for thoughts…there’s not many since I was super excited for the fnaf movie when I made that au at the time so I didn’t develop much from it!! I do want to say I did try to think who the rest of the boys would be though :3

I made Stan The Puppet and Kyle Bonnie for no reason technically (I picked at random aghh rip) but I did more thinking and I think Cartman would be Chica :)!! It’s more of the fact he would love to rummage around the kitchen to just fuck around and also for food (duh). For Kenny and Butters… it was harder to choose but they’d be Foxy and Golden Freddy!! I like to think Kenny can run pretty fast, if not faster than most of the sp boys. Foxy running down the hallway would absolutely be him in my opinion. For butters it was a little more tricky, but I ended up going with Golden Freddy for him. His blonde hair is mostly part of it but also I want to incorporate the fact Butters can also not be so nice in a way? Golden Freddy being angry and trying to help the rest of the children just seemed like a Butters thing to me!

That’s really all I have tbh AHHH there wasn’t that much thought put into it when I made the au last year but i definitely want to draw more of it when I can! TYSM FOR ASKING!! 💕💕