#hes SOPPING WET

[housemdenjoyer]

ducklings i'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself

[stealingpotatoes]

having an outdoor cat is like having a really late weather app that also wants to ruin your furniture

[sadfishkid]

green slime be upon ye

[lotus-pear]

ok gayboy

[therabbitthatpostthings]

Mel and Viktor I apologize, I see the vision.

[ladyverdance]

when the stray you picked up immediately destroys the furniture

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Five foot something and he's royalty.

[n0ahs-ark]

i cant stop listening to Epic

alt

[ariadnes-elixirs]

thinking about an isekaied reader and a yandere noble boy...

(gn reader x male noble yandere)

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5

tw: yandere and manipulative behavior

about a week has passed since you collapsed. after reading the letters, your parents insisted that you should reply with a short note stating that you had recovered. eventually you caved, concerned about the contents of the letters this... guy sent you, but not enough that you felt particularly threatened.

less than a week later, an oliver northwood appeared unannounced near the gated entrance of your family's estate.

everyone was caught off guard, but he was let in regardless. your parents were the count and countess of the land you resided in, but he was the son of a marquis. this placed him at a higher rank then your family. plus, the both of you had been friends since childhood, so your parents caved even with the sudden intrusion.

after he entered, you find yourself sitting in awkward silence having an impromptu tea party with him in the estate's garden.

"so uh, it feels like its been so long since we've seen each other" he said.

"yes... it has" you replied

"are you feeling better?"

"yes i am..."

following this short interaction was about three minutes of silence. he had seemed so... energetic in his letters, but in person he appears much more reserved.

"um... you seem different"

you felt your chest start pounding. your thoughts start rushing while you try to keep your face neutral. it hasnt even been 10 minutes and hes already figured out who you actually were? is he going to expose me? no, that would make him look crazy...

as you started spiraling he spoke up again, "it almost feels like you are a different person" he pauses before continuing, "your parents said that you were having some trouble with your memory... do you... not... remember me?"

this snapped you out of your thoughts, he had figured out that you were, in fact, a different person, while giving you a potential way out.

"oh im so sorry... my memory has been spotty, i didnt want to be rude. honestly i couldnt even remember who i was when i woke up, hehe~" you mentally screamed at yourself because he did NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!

your thoughts were interrupted by his response, "oh im... sorry, that sounds awful." you saw fragments of a sly smile and a darkness in his eyes for a split second. the shift in expression disappeared so quickly you thought that you had imagined it.

he continues, "do you want me to try to fill in the gaps?"

"please do..." you reply.

"hmm.. ill start from the beginning." his eyes shift to make direct eye contact you. while he appears with soft eyes and a small smile, something about his expression feels a little unsettling. "well for starters, we have been friends since we were little. my parents are the marquis and marquess of the land just west of here. they had known each other for a while and had children around the same time, so they introduced us!"

his smiled widened as he continued speaking, "although we were only friends as children, as we got older we ended up becoming lovers!!"

the look of shock on your face didn't seem to surprise him. you begun trying to string words together into a coherent sentence when he follows up his previous statement.

"although... no one knows right now, we were keeping it secret to... avoid drawing unnecessary attention." the last part was spoken quickly and softly, making him sound unsure.

he takes your hand, "please love, i know you may not remember, but i have no problem waiting for you to fall in love with me."

"or... fall in love with me again i mean, hehe~"

should there be a part three?

feel free to drop in my inbox to ask any questions about him!!

[paperfen]

I only come back to tumblr when I have a new obsession. and behold! my obsession :3 I WANT to give him really long floppy sleeves, BUT. I also really want to show off his big ass tubes because >:3 trauma. And I dont want to make it so that theres just like, little holes in his coat. because then how the fuck does he get the thing off. IM TOO LOGICAL FOR THIS SHIT HELP I JUST WANT TO HIVE HIM SLEEVES

They made a traumatized, tortured, alcoholic fuzzy man who speaks in the 3rd person with a horrifying backstory who can turn into a mutated drugged up body horror creature and expected me to NOT be obsessed with him?? be fr.

[derpycatsu]

ohhh so hes pathetic. ok. got it. Deploy The Hyperfixation

[thatonefishfriend]

Proceeds to slip and drops these

[astrologysaysno]

I'm obsessed that in the fandom, almost everyone agrees that SQQ has everyone in a harem EXCEPT for Shang Qinghua cause he has Mobei-jun

I'm also obsessed with the notion that they still perceive Qinghua as a love rival anyways. Not just a love rival, but their GREATEST love rival.

Cause from their perspective, Shang Qinghua would be one of the clost people Shen Qingqiu has. And that pisses everyone off cause how can you compete with one of the people he's most comfortable talking to?

They don't realize that he's not their biggest enemy, he's their greatest ally. If anyone can help get you with Shen Qingqiu, Qinghua is your ticket.

I would also presume that they would realize that once they figure out that SQQ is not Qinghua's type.

LQG, interrogating SQH: Are you in love with Qingqiu? *Points sword at him*

SQH, Appalled and confused: No‽ Cu- Shen Qingqiu is my friend. Also he's not my type.

LQG, shocked: What do you mean he's not your type, he's everyone's type.

SQH: Not really, I prefer men with a lot more meat to him.

[star-lacedd]

i think jon would respond to people going “pspspspsps” at him

[impish-baby]

Platonic yandere! Selkie Father x reader drabble - 🦭🩶

"It's horribly cold today, dearest, take it.."

The coat offered to you does look warm, thick and fluffy with soft gray speckled fur. It should be tempting to at least slip it on.

Ester is desperate.

"You'll catch something in this rotten weather, it's not good for youngins like you."

He hopes he doesn't seem pathetic stopping you on the beach again, but he is so so lonely. His children are grown, gone to new shores to live their lives. You may be an adult by human standard, but most are lousy parents to his knowledge anyway. He'd be a great Dad.

The kind smile on your face melts his heart, precious, that's what you are.

"Really, I'd feel so much better if I knew you were bundled up proper. I'm an old man, you know? The stress is hard on my wee heart."

He's watched you, he knows you could use someone to look after you. It be good for you both. "Please? The wind is going to nip your nose red, I'd feel just awful.."

Ester has to stop himself from crooning as your hand brushes his, such a tiny thing, nothing more than a pup in his mind. "There you go, that's it, good kid."

He's yours, even if you don't fully understand that at the moment.

[shima-draws]

I'm rewatching GF since the whole world seems to be into it right now (thank you Alex and the Book of Bill) and AGHHH I FORGOR about the body swap episode when the twins find the secret room and Stan picks up Ford's glasses and later we see him sitting on the couch looking at them wistfully...

Shut up shut UP that's NOT okay