#hersheher asks

[hersheher]

Check your DMs ;)

[hersheher]

Hello I'm Sorry if this offends you, I'd like you to be my sugar baby, just letting you know my intentions Incase you will be interested…we could talk terms and weekly allowance later...just basically paying for your time ....no sexual relationship.. 1000bucks weekly allowance.. Send DM if interested.😍😍🥰

I wish these were real because I deserve that and more tbh

Your scripts are getting boring, try.. typing like a normal person.. to Freshen it up 😘😻🥰

[hersheher]

How would you describe yourself?

I like whiskey, black coffee and rough sex, and I sobbed in my car the other day because I couldn't avoid running over a dead squirrel.

[hersheher]

Weed, video games, drugs and tons of fucking… the ideal weekend or no?

I don't use any drugs other than weed, video games can be fun occasionally but I'd hate for that to be my only activity for a weekend. I'm more drawn to artsy, classy dates that end with "tons of fucking"

[hersheher]

Are you single? Looking?

I seek means to destroy the plutocracy I don't have time for "dating"

[hersheher]

The world would be a better place if you killed yourself. Just saying

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Serious response:

Hi Anon, you probably sent this out of a place of serious discontent regarding your own life.

I'm sorry if you are going through some serious pain with less than ideal ability to cope with it. I understand that you may be looking for momentary senses of relief by exerting that emotion onto other people from the safety of a screen, but do know that there are better ways to manage this hurt.

I encourage you to seek support and help from sources that can help you feel better. If none of this resonates, it may help to remember that you can always fuck off via blocking me, and you are more than welcome to do so. The world would not, in fact, be better if I killed myself, but if your world would improve without my online presence, I encourage you to take action toward that reality, instead of whatever you thought this was supposed to do.

Have a lovely weekend.

[hersheher]

It asked whats on my mind.. you obviously

Just as it should be <3 I hope I haunt your every waking thought (Halloween rizz)

[hersheher]

Since we were mutuals, I had the urge to say that I need you.

Why so shy, then?

[hersheher]

As a mutual, I am obsessed with your lips 😩 (just you in general 😮‍💨)

How dare you send this on anon? I'm going to lose sleep thinking about which mutual this might be )':

This is so flattering and sweet, thank you v much! Hope you're having a beautiful day <3

[hersheher]

Tell us all about how your ass got fucked you little slut

I know you asked this expecting an erotic story, but we're all about realism here:

Boundaries were priority. We had long discussions regarding what we wanted to get out of it as well as comfort and safe guards.

We went to a toy store and got a beginner's kit. Both my partner and I are into backdoor play so we did stuff for him first as we had already done that in the past.

We took turns showering and douching a LOT. He made green bean casserole.

Got drunk duhhh

First time anal felt extremely strange and foreign but amazing after a little bit. Bonus points for the fact that he can cum without worry

Laid on the floor while he brought me green bean casserole and we discussed feelings/thoughts/etc

Round 2

Round 3

Pass out

[hersheher]

Your r*pe temple post, I did something like that! It was a god worship kink one that involved this entity who fed off her orgasms and the more they did stuff the more intense this thing got essentially making her a fleshlight

About to make me turn back to religion just to pray to have someone who's this creative.

[hersheher]

You're super hot

A revolutionary statement, huzzah! The Rizzler is in my asks, I can't believe this.

[hersheher]

Anon who wanted to DM you

You didn't have to be a bitch about it. I just wanted to be considerate about of if you wanted DMs or not

I don't want you to DM me, have a nice weekend though!

[hersheher]

Is it bubblegum pink?

It's radioactive acidic green, festering with locusts and plagues the likes of which unseen by any living being in any corner of the cosmos. It's smell is akin to the rotting corpse you will inevitably become, having achieved nothing but saying stupid shit on the internet.

[hersheher]

Hello. Nice to meet you dear.

I would ask you if you ever had a real experiences into bdsm and a real dynamics in a bdsm relationship?

Hello, dearest,

Yes, in fact I have a punch card at my local dungeon.

[hersheher]

What's your body count

You can't just go around asking for people's confirmed kill rates, private info.