#herrscher anon 🧡🧡

[kalpasio]

i only got to open tumblr again today and read batter up and all i could say is that i shed a tear every time kalpas and reader are being domestic 😭

short and sweet, thank you for saving us from the aggressive slow burn these two usually have (altho i would be ecstatic beyond comprehension if you suddenly dropped like,, a 100k worded slowburn fic of them)

- herrscher anon 🫶😔 the way i clutched my pearls and gasped when kalpas kissed reader the first time tho

HI HERRSCHER ANON 😭😭🧡🧡

domestic 👏 kalpas 👏 is 👏 best 👏 kalpas👏 ok there might be better kalpas but domestic kalpas is pretty high up there

the slow burn is not intentional I promise I just like putting kalpas and reader in Situations (TM) and it turns out like that every time 💀

I WISH I had a 100k fic, I don't know if I'm strong enough to do that lol I think the current one will be around 20k? like despite not having it fully written out I have the outline and the current pacing seems like 20k but if it ends up longer that's not my fault

me?? allowing kalpas and reader to kiss AND be happy??? sounds made up, I would never

[kalpasio]

IM TRYING TO DRAW KALPAS BUT MOST OF HIS ART IS HIS FUCKING BAAAAACCCCKKKKK LIKE I LOVE STARING AT YOUR ASS BUT PLEASE LET ME SEE THE FRONT OF YOU IM BAAGAHAAAAAAAAAYAKSJWJSKQBXAISIWBDOWNDOW I LITERALLY HAD TO PLAY A COUPLE ROUNDS OF ELYSIAN REALM TO JUST STARE AT HIS MODEL IN GAME

- herrscher anon (happy late valentines as well ig btw)

RIGHT?!?! THEY REALLY DONT WANT US SEEING ANY OF HIM ESPECIALLY HIS FACE!! WHY ARE YOU WITHOLDING THE GOODS MHY?!!!

I think like the main times you see his front are with like an in game character model and I refuse to believe that's his cannon appearance, his ass is not nearly big enough 😤

I believe in you Herrscher anon!!!! make our angy fiery man proud 😭

also happy late valentine's day!!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡 sorry I just like fucking died, school is icky and roommates are weird lol I'm gonna do my best to post sometime next week but unfortunately I can't make any promises 💔💔

[kalpasio]

THE REAL MVPS OF 5+1 ARE SAKURA AND EMILE, BLESS THEIR SOULS 😭 imagine being a random ass MOTH member watching all of that go down, PEAK content, you got your 4 moth soap opera right there HAHSJSKDHAK, although im pretty sure everyone's also in a "OMG JUST KISS ALREADY AND GET THIS OVER WITH" mood

"I want to squeeze him until he explodes" i say as im screaming and kicking about kalpas, i could just imagine kalpas randomly laughing to himself whenever he gets another great idea like "HAHAHAHAHA im a genius" and he accidentally scares a MOTH member or smth HAJDNSDKJA😭😭😭 Kalpas being absolutely head over heels and wants all of reader's attention is my favorite type of Kalpas

THANK YOU FOR THIS, I AM FED FOR QUITE LITERALLY THE REST (or what's remaining) OF THE YEAR 💖💖💖💖💖

- herrscher anon 😭💥💥

THEY REALLY ARE! if Sakura and Emile weren't there Kalpas would NEVER have figured it out. it'd be like 2007+1 😭

imagine being Kevin when all of this goes down and like leaning over to ME I to be like "good thing I'm not that bad" and she's just like "yes dear" when he DEFINITELY IS WORSE ABOUT FOLLOWING HER

for real tho rip to the agents that had to deal with this on a daily basis, I would not want to be in their place lol

oh my gosh Kalpas 1000% just laughs randomly because he thinks he's smart and he doesn't care if anyone hears him and everyone just thinks he's planning their murder I don't care if it's unrealistic, puppy Kalpas is good Kalpas and I just want to sit and cuddle him even though he'd set me on fire 😭😭

we gotta end on a good note!!! happy fic to lead into the new year so we have more happy fics to come!!!

[kalpasio]

i miss kalpas,, and the flamechasers in general ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

- herrscher anon

me fucking too 😭😭😭😭😭

especially because we went from ER to the whole story arc and then just like. nothing. they all had so much personality and like there was so much more that could have been done with them but I would be surprised if they revisit them or add a chapter to ER 💔 I am very behind on the story tho shhhh

[kalpasio]

imagine kalpas turns into a marketable plushie and reader just finds a very small rage filled kalpas plushie

I could definitely see very smol Kalpas with very larg rage lol

reader is just shopping randomly and sees the plush and goes "huh." like, you know the flame chasers are popular but you didn't expect there to be plushies of them, so you pick up the plushie to give to Kalpas as a joke but is IS Kalpas and now he's just. in your room? he can't really move, but he sure can talk and he has somehow gotten angrier now than he normally gets during fights even

reader frantically trying to get him back to normal just running around base with a Kalpas plushie 😭 can you fix my blorbo? at the same time, you definitely have to set him down and walk away with muffled yelling coming through the door when you go to train or need to eat lunch and he can't come with you

it turns out Elysia did it as a prank and once hes back to normal Kalpas doesn't even care? like I imagine he's the type to hold a grudge but what he considers irritating enough to be grudge-worth is very random and doesn't make sense to most people. you also have to take care of his sorry butt because he doesn't realize he hasn't eaten in a couple days and he can't just go off fighting he does not believe in blood sugar

[kalpasio]

I want the most gut wrenching hair pulling toe curling back breaking ear splitting eye popping jaw dropping nail biting stomach churning angst you can make, we need more kalpas x reader angst, i want to finish reading it on the floor sobbing so hard,, PLEASE JUST GO ALL OUT ON THE ANGST, I NEED A SAD ENDING FOR KALPAS,, I WANT BOTH HIM AND READER TO SUFFER (affectionately)

i want to give you the liberty to go wild on this one,, all i ask is angst,, make it so sad that i wont be able to recover from it,, all i need is one angst filled sad ending kalpas x reader fic and i am satisfied, please and thank you 🥹💖

- herrscher anon, who wants everyone to suffer (affectionately)

This ask has been sitting in my inbox for 81 days and I'm so very very sorry. Somehow I'm more productive at school than at home where I actually have free time. Anywhom, I hope this has you crying for the rest of the day, or at least like. two seconds. It definitely tried to be angsty lol

Thank you so much for the ask, putting up with how long it took, and also all the amazing asks you've sent since, love you herrscher anon <3

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[kalpasio]

imagine reader having a grumpy cat that looks like kalpas, bonus if the cat just glares at kalpas, they just immediately hate each other from the start. they definitely fight for reader's attention

- herrscher anon my family recently got a gray kitten and it reminded me of kalpas

kalpas would absolutely fist fight a cat change my mind

you let the cat on your lap and mention how warm it is, he is immediately cuddling you. potentially taking the cats spot. it depends on how upset he is.

this is the sweetest most tired and lovable cat you have ever seen but the second Kalpas shows up this is hissing from both sides

the cat definitely fakes being sick for reader's attention.

kalpas definitely starts more fights just generally for reader's attention.

reader is having a time (please keep them in separate rooms)

[kalpasio]

i aggressively miss the flamechasers

- herrscher anon

M E

T O O

I just need any sort of event with them please 😭😭😭😭

[kalpasio]

*sobbing* i just read the new fics and im screamingggg!!! a bit late but hellooo! its been a while but im glad youre doing okay :3 as always the kalpas fics were amazing. thank you for feeding us ueueue. also, the return of jim jams adn crisscross applesauce asjdkhfkj - the other herrscher anon

HIIIIIIII!!! you're not late 😭 thank you for stopping by 🧡 I'm not failing classes and that's what counts lol

I am happy to provide kalpas food, thank you for being patient lol 🙏

Jim jams and crisscross applesauce shall never die

[kalpasio]

i honestly didnt realize kevin was missing until you mentioned it at the end of the last chapter 😭😭 OOPSIES😭😭

also idk what was reader on when they thought kalpas liked mei, like,, maam,, sir,, that is a whole ass lesbian youre talking about 😭 honestly that kissing scene made me realize, other than silent sniper (which has more kissing than any other fic combined), kalpas and reader dont have a lot of kissing scenes,,

anyways i mayhaps need more disney princess stories with reader and kalpas but considering the amount of requests you have,, uhh,, yeah maybe in the future lol 💀

love reading smth abt kalpas and reader after a whole ass year(?) i missed them so much 💥💥💥💥🫶🫶🫶🥹🥹🥹 and i missed your writing too ofc 😔🫶

-herrscher anon (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT I RESPONDED TO THIS AND THEN IT WAS JUST IN NY DRAFTS FOR LIKE A MONTH 😭😭😭😭

Kevin doesn't exist I have never heard of him ☺️ one day I'll stop hating him but it's not today

listen I don't want to start a fight with who Mei or Elysia's ideal partner is but they are GAY and that is fact. there is absolutely NO WAY EITHER of them are straight, reader is just mad that they don't have a personal heater anymore which is fair

I went "man reader really just starts dating kalpas and that's it, I should probably do more" and then chickened out 😭😭😭 do you know how powerful Mulan with kalpas would be???? or Brave??????? I need to write so I can have more requests 💀

I should just drop out of school I think, that would solve so many problems 😭

[kalpasio]

I FINALLY GRADUATED!!!

I'm officially unemployed now ksndnsns.

No more thinking about lesson plans and research topics. Just Kalpas meet cute scenarios.

Like maybe firefighter Kalpas, because I was a post about a hot firefighter haha. Reader is either saved by Kalpas or they're the one saving Kalpas who accidentally burned something bc he was distracted.

Maybe hanahaki au if you're feeling angsty (pls I can't take another hanahaki angst au I'm begging-)

Or just a bunch of domestics aus with Kalpas bc I imagine his body heat would be good for cuddling but horrible when it's summer and rn my country is entering the rainy season but it's really humid af T.T

- the other herrscher anon (o´▽`o)

AAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY 🧡🧡🧡🧡CONGRATULATIONS 🌟✨🧡🧡🧡🧡 enjoy the break and good luck with job hunting!!!!!

thinking about kalpas is a very serious job but someone's gotta do it thank you for your service😭 🫡

(ok but kalpas would make a really hot ha fireman??? like the arms??? his back??? I am literally just describing all of him but if I got carried out of a burning building by him I would die happy)

but also you KNOW he's starting fires and I don't think he cares about people he doesn't know? like he'll go SO far out of his way to help people he cares about but anyone else can kick rocks lol so I think reader constantly having to show up at his apartment and put out fires would be 👌👌 like you show up so often he just knows you by name and if his address comes on the radio every just turns to you like "bye. have fun!"

I literally have like a brief scene about a hanahaki au in my notes but I don't really like it and we know how behind I am so it's been hidden lol

what I wouldn't do for Kalpas cuddles 😭😭😭😭 catch me boiling alive in the summer but it's worth

[kalpasio]

It's midterms week for me 😔. Hope everyone is doing well rn. I'm sure you can slay the school before it slays you!

For Emile... 👀

I kinda imagined him looking like Otto??? Like, maybe if Otto looked softer. Idk I just thought that Kalpas as the buff guy with Emile as the lanky second if that makes sense XD

((What if modern au kalpas and emile are models and that's where they met-))

- the other herrscher anon (teaching is hard 😢)

I just had my midterms so now it's project week for me, I am sending you all of my midterm luck!!!! ✨✨✨

oh my gosh yes Emile is a twink in my mind! like, very smol and very filled with rage that is so densely packed he can rival kalpas lol

ok but we know that kalpas did that modeling job in golden courtyard so 10000% they met while modeling oh my gosh

I have so much respect for teachers, like it's a super important job that's not at all easy and people pass it off as being unimportant and it makes me so mad! you got this other Herrscher anon! I hope you nail your tests!

[kalpasio]

i hope you keep slaying through school zari because i sure am not 👍 hope you and everyone else on this silly little corner of the internet are doing ok and are still alive 👍

also unrelated but drop yalls emile designs,, i wanna draw the silly man but idk what i want him to look like so im relying on the other delusional people (you guys) to give me an idea for this

- herrscher anon✨✨✨✨✨✨

I think school is slaying me more than I'm slaying it, but I'm doin my best 😭

school sucks but I hope it starts going better for you!! we're all gonna come out looking fried like we stood next to Kalpas too long, but it'll be ok! Kalpas community has the best beans and you guys are gonna do great! 🧡🧡🧡

idk why but I kinda visualize Emile looking like Owl but with blonde hair and mischief in his eyes instead of Depression (TM) lol

I had someone leave a comment on ao3 that said they also pictured Owl but with darker hair, but I kinda wanna know what everyone thinks Emile looks like now 👀👀

[kalpasio]

On my way home rn and I cannot stop thinking about Kalpas kendjsjnnsns

I have a logical reason I swear XD

Ok so. Context: I was doing OJT or practicum where I, along with my group of student teachers, had to do a demo discussion with the students. The thing is, out topic was mythologies. And Kalpas (crying screaming this man istg) is essentially a walking representation of some myths.

One of the myths we discussed was Prometheus, and although it may seem that Kalpas does not have a connection with this titan aside from their shared association with fire-

Prometheus was the one to teach the people to create and 'wield' fire. This is slightly similar to how Kalpas was one of the pioneers (aka: Flame Chasers) of the Previous Era. Kalpas may not have given the people fire, but he gave them a chance to survive against the Honkai.

Another mythological figure I thought to have a connection was Cu Chulainn of Celtic Myths. He was known to have riastrad, otherwise known as warp spasms, wherein he would go on a rampage, fighting friends and foes alike. Seems familiar 👀

Those are two I somehow connected with Kalpas today haha 😅

May Kalpas bless me bc there's this one groupmate that is being so difficult hnggg. Oh to have an Emile hahaha

- the other herrscher anon in need of coffee owo

((Small additional bc I was curious hehe. If you were to become a herrscher, which herrscher would you like to be? Which powers would you like to have? Also curious of the answers from the other anons 👀

((For me I want to either be the herrscher of wind or herrscher of rimestar

((Sorry for the long ask *bows in apology*

definitely not responding to this when I should be writing, no sir

no I swear I'll just be sitting on the bus and go "man it's warm. you know what else is warm? kalpas." also he do be built kinda like a Greek god so he's got that too... also if you really want to get into it, he was left on the moon (tied to a rock) and left to go crazy (liver is where emotions were thought to be, so kinda makes sense? I am reaching lol)

100000% with Kalpas trying to kill his teammates tho, that checks out lmao. I'd say "may Kalpas give you the strength not to kill that groupmate," but he definitely would only promote violence, so uh good luck?? also "oh to have an Emile" is such a powerful sentence, I feel that in my soul 💔

unironically, I've always been really interested in gravity as a superpower so I'd probably say Herrscher of stars/Earth? obviously I really like fire too (bless all mhy fire men) but I would definitely just use it to keep myself toasty lmao

I'd love to hear from other anons too!! I've been kinda dead and I miss you guys 😭😭 I promise I'm trying to write, my chem professor just wants us all dead from the amount of hw she gives

(also you never have to worry about long asks, I love getting asks of any length!!!!! 🧡🧡)

[kalpasio]

Intrusive thought but-

Kalpas and suspenders.

That's it.

That the brainrot.

- the other herrscher anon (who should be sleeping by now im so sorry-)

I don't know what it is about suspenders????? why do they look so cool??? but Kalpas wearing suspenders is v powerful 🧡🧡

actually braces instead of suspenders? chef's kiss 🧡🧡🧡🧡 he would ABSOLUTELY tear them in a heartbeat but like around base when he's not fighting he'd pull them off so well!!!

cause you know he's never wearing the suit jacket and he's probably got the sleeves rolled up and the suspenders are just making his chest stand out more

or just his normal outfit cause the harnesses that we don't need to talk about how much I've stared at already look kinda like suspenders it would just be perfect!!!!!

[kalpasio]

Beans (⌣_⌣”)

- other herrscher anon (I'm sorry I got distracted by other men in honkai star rail dkxksndms)

the BEANS!!!!

don't worry I haven't played and they distract me 😭