#hermitmblr

[nefkyo]

I had a dream the Hermitcrafters all had to start their day on the server by spinning a gameshow wheel outside their houses where 9/10 of the options were "Kill Grian" and the only green one was "Have a nice day :)"

Everyone kept getting the green option so they thought it was on purpose, but then Scar immediately got "Kill Grian".

He went to kill Grian and fell into a ravine like a cartoon character.

[mayvora]

Tango Tek!! I was possessed by fire. Its fun to draw. Lol. Anyways I'm not rly an artist so just take it as a silly thing :D

[nefkyo]

Convex: So where are you headed?

Scar: Nowhere special, why do you ask? Do you want to tag along?

Convex: haha, no thank you.

Convex (in thoughts): I cannot wait to get him out of this fucking car

Scar (in thoughts): I cannot wait to get out of this fucking car

i have a collection of posts that remind me of convex that i save to draw them as later

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

I would like to inform you, that in russian there is an expression "чудо в перьях" (literally "a wonder covered in feathers"), which is an affectionate way of saying that someone is a wierdo. Usually is said to children, when they fuck up or do something whierd, like, with intonation of a tired but loving parent

Long story short, Keralis calls Grian that. Noone understands, but it sounds funny, so big eye crew probably all call him that.

- token russian of hermitmblr

Oh that is PERFECT, I love it! It's that ideal mix of sweet and exasperated, just what a Grian nickname should be.

- Mod Shade

[lexabro15]

as hermitmblr is rediscovering hermitgang, I would like to petition a remake where ren is allowed to say fuck. Please, it hits so much harder when he says fuck

I can imagine him going up to x and giving him puppy dog eyes begging to say fuck and x shooting him down

[made-nondescript]

the formula to reliably getting mad notes on hermitmblr is just drawing gtwscar shirtless or partially shirtless. in case anyone was unaware

[nefkyo]

It's 2 in the morning and I'm thinking. <- That means I'm about to write about them

(what, you thought I could only write about ONE couple of "friend-rivals" where one is British, one is American and one has wings and one doesn't AND THEY PLAY MINECRAFT? You thought wrong.)

It all happened so fast. Scar was getting back from a very successful fishing trip - for Jellie's lunch, at least: he didn't find a single book! - and ran into Grian, who looked in a real hurry. He asked him what was going on and instead was rushed to hide into the bushes nearby.

"Don't move." Grian shushes him, trying to squint behind the foliage. He can't even shift in place without crunching the sticks and leaves beneath his feet, so Scar just tries his best to as stay as still as possible while his stomach can feel Grian's heart racing. He hears the same thing he does: Bdubs LOUDY leading a mob of Hermitcrafters - despite clearly not knowing where he's headed - in his search. "GET ME THAT CHICKEN!" he shouts, to which nobody in the party directly responds, but they all seem to agree on wanting to get their hands on him. Scar waits patiently until the last person has gone by, while also admiring the way the light shines through the leaves and frames the features of his... Kidnapper? He'd probably say that if he didn't have his hand on his mouth.

They stand by for an extra 10 seconds before Grian lets Scar's face go with a sigh. "Well, this is going to be a pain to solve." Grian says, scratching at his head as he looks out. "What'd you do this time?" Scar asks with a sly smile. "Nothing!" He scoffs in response "I set up some traps around my base and they triggered them. No big deal."

Scar recognizes the way he folds his arms as a half-lie more than a half-truth. "'No big deal'?" he pries, squeezing at his sides to make him look up. "It uhm, it-it backfired. Just a little bit." Grian spills, pinching his index and his thumb together. "Grian, I just saw an entire search party armed and ready to roast you on a spit!" Scar points out with more curiosity than actual alarm, shaking Grian gently in the process. "Well, ok-- I had to test if they worked, so I started advertising a fake shop in my front yard." "Uh-huh..." "I was hoping it would make a few people come over, instead a lot of people did... And the traps worked so well Iskall lost all his stuff in a hole... Then Etho.... Then Bdubs..." "Grian!" Scar exclaims "You blew all their stuff up??" "I predicted one or two people would've gone flying, but I thought they'd have sturdier armor!" "I don't know if I'm more upset from you not stealing all their stuff and trying to resell it or by the fact I absolutely would've done that in your place." "Scar!" "What??"

They burst out laughing at that, Grian covering his own mouth and nudging Scar to do the same. "Scar, I'm in so much trouble, shut up!" he tries to add in between the giggles. "You are evil, just a villain I tell you!" Scar shakes his head in faux disappointment, when really he's thinking of how he missed the whole thing to go fishing.

The back and forth soon starts as they keep standing there, sort-of-hugging-but-not-really in the bushes. "Well, now you're an accomplice!" Grian says sort of proudly, to which Scar snaps "Oh no, I am NOT your accomplice, I have my Jellie to go back home to! Also, as far as I know you are kidnapping me. I am just another victim." "I just moved you out of the path of the mob!" "I was out walking, minding my own business, and then you dragged me into the bushes with you! This is a kidnapping!" "Scar, you are literally holding me! I can't kidnap you if you're the buffer one!" "Y'know what, I don't care anyway, I don't want anything to do with you and this mess!"

"Fine, I'll be off then." Grian sighs with a smile. Scar looks back at him in time to have a soft pair of lips meet his quickly, then flutter away. "I'll be seeing you when I've got this all under control, yeah?" The shorter one mutters after he untangles from his arms. Scar is too stunned to do anything more than just nod and watch him run out of the bushes and take off into the opposite direction. He wishes he could stay. They both do. "GOOD LUCK!" he manages to put together, receiving just a wave as a response.

(there's just inches in between us i want you to give in, i want you to give in)

[nefkyo]

I hope this tournament actually brings people together rather than create a divide as I've seen happen on Twitter. Like hey guys, yeah I talk about the lore and what it could've been incessantly but I also still want to catch up on Season 9, who's your favorite hermitcrafter? What's your favorite build so far?

[nefkyo]

One time I spoke to someone who didn't like Scar because they thought he was too dumb. I asked them to define in what way he was dumb, and I was met back with "He's not self aware, and he's too gullible. Also, he doesn't think anything ahead."

My brother in Christ, that's half the experience. THAT'S THE GOOD TIMES.