#hereallweek

[ellenhenryart]

Still time to get my Featured Designers discount on TeePublic. But be quick as it finishes on Sunday. 100+ great designs https://www.teepublic.com/user/ellenhenryart #ellenhenryart #teepublic #featureddesigners #hereallweek #giftideas #ChristmasCountdown #teestheseason (at Wimbledon, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5yIO_fFgW6/?igshid=9grlfp8qynik

[the-pr0t0typ3]

#punny #getit #past #tense #tents #thankyou #hereallweek #tipyourserver #joke #run #ran #sofaraway #flockofseagulls #seriously #whatsherunningfrom #commitment #drugs #unhappy #theworldmayneverknow #imjustsaying #weliveinasociety https://www.instagram.com/p/CGK1JMzD5gO/?igshid=1xyk4j4m81nu3

[b-havior]

🐐🐑🏞 Forgive me as this may be all I post for a while #HereAllWeek #obsessed (at Topanga, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8FZ3HRFzTZ/?igshid=1n4jp63rwnuwu

[dandelionwineshop]

It’s wine o’clock.🍷⏰ Come see us! #drinkwine #greenpoint #dandylovesyou #hereallday #hereallweek (at Dandelion Wine)

[bigtiggershow]

Good Morning #ATL... @queennaija #PulledUpOnATig this morning as I sat in on @themorningculturev103 with @jadenovah & @jrsportbrief for @frankski.... #HereAllWeek #LittyIsWhatIDo🔥 #MorningCulture #ThisIsMyLife (at V-103 The People's Station) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzLWmsgnBM5/?igshid=ut2l1k7rdlhz

[mitchellkriegman]

MUELLER STAND UP #2 Donald Trump is so narcissistic.... He can’t wait to read the redactions!#standupcomedy #muellertime #narcissist #rimshot #trytheliver #hereallweek #boyaremywingstired #releasethefullmuellerreport https://www.instagram.com/p/Bwhkq4xFEqH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=a67llr4jrwe0

[cyrahomega]

...but you can’t take the FAMU owt of Cyrah! #mrfamque #famu #highestofsevenhills #irepresent #colac #october3rd #1887 #rattlers #mynameis #upsilonpsi #omega #bridgebuilder #deekinghasreturned #strikers #rotc #quedog #anime #naruto #hereallweek (at Florida A&M University) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvW3ECtguIt/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=szex2u4ucxak

[crystalpallets-blog]

Thought it was time to ‘plant(er) a seed’ in people’s minds! #hereallweek #christenings #barmitzvahs #funerals #planter #planters #handmade #palletwood #woodpallet #upcycle #upcycled #southlondon #se19triangle #se19 https://www.instagram.com/p/BsoI2m5BB1Q/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vwsht6yo5n7t

[martynsibley]

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It's a beautiful day #hereallweek https://www.instagram.com/p/BqZkzIljMnQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15dl044rcztbm

[contemporaryartetc]

Delighted to be starting week 2 of #capetc #cap1 residency @eswsculpture #sculpture #workshops #form #space #3Dpractice #contemporaryart #edinburghcollege #HNDcap #SQA #hereallweek (at Edinburgh Sculpture Workshop) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqFHXVWAhRg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3s76fiu07m7z

[bexxinthecity]

Corny humour, but I love. (Maybe I should call it 'milk shakey' humour instead of corny? 😆) #hereallweek #comedy

[ellenhenryart]

Don't forget to check out the Featured Designers on TeePublic this week⠀ https://www.teepublic.com/featured-designers⠀ Of course - take a look at my store first lol⠀ #ellenhenryart #teepublic #featureddesigners #hereallweek #giftideas #ChristmasCountdown (at Wimbledon, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5lbjFxlp8Q/?igshid=15cz3m5nx8grs

[pesh555]

Tweeted

We keep being asked for quality jokes and we don't have any so here's what we do have... a New Year rib tickler!!! Knock Knock Who's There? Abby. Abby who? Abby New Year!#hereallweek #tellyourfriends #crackafunny #joinus #care pic.twitter.com/juv19h4wie

— Carebridge (@Carebridge1) January 5, 2020

[cormaccomedy]

Tweeted

Headline idea for the papers tomorrow: Maria 'Bailey's On Ice'.#MariaBailey #HereAllWeek pic.twitter.com/DLTyF2F0yD

— Cormac Moore (@CormacComedy) May 27, 2019

[ramialkarmi]

The best jokes on Twitter about Amazon buying Whole Foods (AMZN)

Amazon announced on Friday it was buying high-end grocery chain Whole Foods, and the internet is having a field day. 

Jokes abound over the grocer's high prices, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos' net worth ($84.8 billion, making him the third-richest person on the planet), and the fact that on Thursday, Bezos solicited Twitter for ideas on how to spend his money. 

Amazon is paying $42 a share in an all-cash deal, valuing Whole Foods at $13.7 billion and making it the ecommerce giant's largest acquisition to date.

Here are some of the best jokes about the deal:

AMAZON, 1998: hello we sell books but online AMAZON, 2023: please return to your Primehouse for your nightly Primemeal, valued Primecitizen

— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) June 16, 2017

whoa http://pic.twitter.com/ISVjZ7UwdQ

— AJ (@ajchavar) June 16, 2017

Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods." Alexa: "Sure, Jeff. Buying Whole Foods now." Jeff Bezos: "WHA- ahh go ahead." http://pic.twitter.com/GuJ2jlAiuU

— JESAL (@JesalTV) June 16, 2017

Amazon buys Whole Foods for 13.7 billion, roughly equivalent to 11 shopping bags of their organic berries.

— Warren Leight (@warrenleightTV) June 16, 2017

*checking out at Whole Foods* "See cashier put a Fire Phone in my bag." "Hey what's that, I didn't buy that." "It's free."

— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) June 16, 2017

I gave Whole Foods $13.7 billion for five lemons and a half-pound of almonds. #hereallweek

— (((Josh))) (@Tyrangiel) June 16, 2017

Whole Foods Brass: Our grocery store is not for sale!! Amazon: We'll give you $13.7 billion dollars. Whole Foods: http://pic.twitter.com/JmQ8Mkp3bM

— Scott Hackman (@ScottInSacto) June 16, 2017

AMAZON IMPROV Bezos: I need a suggestion for my money Crowd: Pay your workers more Bezos: I heard "Buy Whole Foods"

— Leonard Pierce (@leonardpierce) June 16, 2017

Rare live look at Jeff Bezos in his office. "Alexa, play Jay Z- takeover" http://pic.twitter.com/eE0QwoeFYt

— T.L.O.Eyvan (@SavantStreeter) June 16, 2017

Me, an idiot, not a billionaire: I bought something from Whole Foods Jeff Bezos, a genuis, a billionaire: Why didn't you buy Whole Foods?

— Margarita Noriega (@margarita) June 16, 2017

When @JeffBezos asked for urgent ideas for his philanthropy who said 'please help with the almond milk shortage in Tribeca' ? #wholefoods

— emily bell (@emilybell) June 16, 2017

SEE ALSO: The fabulous life of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, the second-richest person in the world

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[mitchellkriegman]

MUELLER STAND UP #1 Donald Trump is so narcissistic.... He thinks the whole Mueller Report is about him! #standupcomedy #muellertime #narcissist #rimshot #trytheliver #hereallweek #boyaremywingstired https://www.instagram.com/p/BwhkbkOlwBC/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fwnv8rk9kukj