#here's the plot twist

[incomingplottwist]

would you still love me if I was a worm? NO. THE REAL QUESTION IS WOULD YOU LEARN THE MYSTIC ART OF TURNING PEOPLE INTO WORMS IF I WANTED TO BE ONE?? WPULD YOU?

[egophiliac]

was gonna wait 'til I'd done all the poms, but it's been a day, so have Vil with a Salazzle 🍎

[justanotherfanfolks]

I find it funny that in the platinum jacket cards so far, everyone’s face looks like this:

And then there's Rook.

[dunmeshistash]

Daydream Hour - Canary squad arrival

[hyakunana]

I hate the sewers . jpg

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Gaslighter? I hardly know her!

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[froaklown]

+1 heart

[dennisboobs]

:) i certainly have no issue dressing in drag :)

^guy who has no issue dressing in drag btw

glenn said that dennis' drag name is victoria von hemen btw

(Source)

[artblog2electricboogaloo]

I'd give anything to see these two meet up lmao

Bonus live Billie + Luz reaction:

[oddheadd]

Perfect Husband

You didn't have that much experience with guys, and the little things you did experience weren't good at all. Everything felt so... Empty. The "Wyd" texts and shallow conversations at the bar didn't satisfy you. You knew what you wanted, and you decided to go for it.

So when you met him it felt so real and unreal at the same time.. He felt real as in he understood you, he engaged in interesting conversations and knew just what was the best for you.

...And he felt unreal as in he wasn't... Human? Like a man from 19th century novels, he was gentle, polite, relatable but mysterious enough to keep you wanting him. The problem before was everybody acting same, now you were weirded out with how unique he was? You started thinking you were the problem.

Therefore, after a few months of dating, when he set up a beautiful dinner table for you two, with candles, flowers, perfectly cooked delicacies and asked you to marry him, you said yes.

You cut the steak and...

"Oh... This seems raw..?"

"It's medium rare, dear. But I won't feel bad if you don't want to eat it." - he smiled.

You felt lucky. So, you cut a piece of it, and put the red, moist and almost slimy piece of meat in your mouth. His smile widened as he watched you do so. You chewed and chewed, trying not to think too much about the texture or the taste, instead washing it down with red wine and forcing a smile.

The night ended with him gently holding and kissing you, while not so gently fucking into you. It felt almost like a reward for accepting his proposal, and the amount of times he made you cum only supported that theory.

The wedding happened shortly after, him making sure it was as big or as small as you wanted.

Everything after that felt like a dream... In a literal sense. You found yourself derealizating on more occasions than you can remember. Feeling dizzy, out of the place and unreal was then a daily accurance for you. And you didn't quite feel comfortable with talking about it with your husband.

But it didn't matter... Not as long as at the end of the day you laid in his arms.

However, even that comfort was broken when only weeks after your marriage, he started staying at his job later and later... As soon as he got home he'd take a shower, too.

Suspecting that your husband was cheating, you decided to follow him one day.

The day went on fine, he stayed at his job til 8, but then he left. You quietly followed, wanting to catch him in the act. He... Went into the woods..? Was he actually fucking someone in the woods? Then you saw another person... But they seemed to not be aware of your husband being there. In fact, he was watching them... Stalking them like a predator would to a prey. The person was obviously wasted, having come in the woods to relieve themself.

Your dear husband got up from his hiding spot, and approached the person... And so you watched in horror as his limbs started twisting unnaturally, making popping and cracking sounds as, his skin changing it's color into a dark red, almost a bloody color. He turned into something incomprehensible... A monster.

His now inhumane looking jaw unclenched, opening so wide he could swallow a man whole, and he took a generous bite out of the person, their bloodcurdling screams not loud enough to bury the sound of your ears ringing.

Despite the scenery being hard to look at, you turned around to leave, but stumbled and fell down with a loud noise.

Your husband's head turned towards you slowly, and his smile fell.

The dream turned into a nightmare.

Man I just love creepy, cannibalistic, eldrich monsters/gods and not in an only ha they're sexy way (I blame the movie Ritual)

[suntails]

wintery mallevil comm <3

[54625]

AU where Fit and Ramón own an actual scrapyard and one day this random guy (Pac, obviously) calls them up for a broken car to turn in, par for the course, but a couple weeks later and he somehow has another one he wants to turn in? And then another? And then another? And it's Mega suspicious (he's very obviously a thief) but for some reason Fit just... doesn't see any good reason to report him and keeps collecting whatever scrap metal Pac "magically" has on hand every week

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

[fabbyf1]

to everyone who is concerned about lestappen fics going away now that kelly is pregnant... how many fics is she actually even mentioned in? she has been around for so long and we just pretend she doesn't exist when we write fanfic. (my ao3 word count is 659,152 and she isn't mentioned ONCE.) nothing has to change. it's all fiction and make believe. let's continue to be delusional like the veteran larry stans we are, okay? 😂😂😂

[riverthebooknerd]

biologically speaking, one of the pines twins (dip+mabel) has to be transgender because they're identical twins, and identical twins are always the same sex due to genetics. throughout the show, there are many instances in which dipper is transcoded/implied to be trans- such as the manotaur episode, as well as the voice-changing bit in the bottomless pit episode. however, this was never officially confirmed, meaning that either of them could be the Trans Sibling. in this essay i will-

[1296-very-good-year]

Another thing that drove me crazy is all the character interactions that never happened, or happened offscreen.

Most jarring is probably the Ekko and Jinx reconciliation, but one that nobody talks about is when Jayce and Jinx met for the first time. OFF. SCREEN. Between episodes 6 and 8.

Jayce. Met Jinx. The terrorist who stole and weaponized Hextech and blew up his council while they voted for Zaun's independence and caused literally everything that happened to him in the entire show. They walked all the way from Vik's commune to Piltover together, while they were both at their lowest points. Offscreen. Wtf did they talk about?? Why didn't Jayce like... Obliterate her.