#here they areeeee <3 my guys

[run-down-that-dream]

Mike Campbell & The Dirty Knobs | Dare to Dream [x]

[n1ightw1ng]

find the word tag !

tagged by @ladytauria thank youu <3

my words are warm, dark, shiver, and hand. I...had not used shiver in any recent wip until tonight apparently, so. lol.

warm -- melograno, a bed sharing/undercover as a couple JayTim fic

Their “hotel” was actually a hostel nestled in the residential side of Florence, not far from the cafe. Heat wafted off the roads and sidewalks and buildings mercilessly, and the first thing he did when they stepped foot in their room was turn on the AC. He gave it a few smacks until it sputtered to life, blasting out warm, dusty air right in his face. Oh, Europe.

“Uh, Jason?”

He sneezed. “What?”

Tim was standing at the end of a bed, looking lost, duffel still slung over his shoulder. “There’s only one bed. I’ll—”

“No way.”

dark -- melograno

Crawling into bed with a Tim-he’d-kissed was…different. Not that different, because he still didn’t know their boundaries or what they were or could be, but kissing Tim made him brave enough to curl up against his back and play with his hair. And Tim seemed to like it, too, because he leaned into the touch until he could smile into Jason’s shoulder. Eventually, Jason extricated himself and went out to smoke by the outdoor dining table, placed as it was on high ground that overlooked the valley. It was a nice view, what he could see of it—it was dark out here, far darker than Gotham, and stars covered the sky.

shiver -- no working title for this yet, but uhhh omegaverse/titans tower/mpreg jaytim/dicktim! just finished drafting this tonight so woo

“Timbo? You good?” Ives tapped the lid of his mocha. “More coffee?”

“Um, yeah, probably. I’m gonna take a piss.” He smiled along with their raucous commentary and headed for the restroom. As he slipped down the hall, another shiver ran down his spine. The cafe bathroom was one of those single-stalls that had their own room, so theoretically a line could form or someone could use the sink while someone else used the toilet. He stepped inside. The door closed behind him a second too slowly, and the lock clicked.

A fist closed around his hood and threw him into the wall, back first.

He croaked, “Jason.”

“Hey there, cuckoo,” he smiled meanly, “been busy?”

hand -- alpha/alpha jaytim smut ;)

He pinned Tim down with a kiss. His nerves were electric, his head spinning like a top. He looped his belt around Tim's bare waist and tugged him higher, his back arching off the mattress prettily. “Where's your lube, puppy?”

Tim felt around until his hand shoved under the pillow. He pressed the bottle into Jason's cheek. “I was gonna–before you–” Already breathless. Gorgeous.

“Mm, now you have me to fuck you open, right? Better than the guys in your omega magazine?” He squirted the lube liberally between Tim’s legs, soaking his cute jock and spilling all over the bed. “Look at all that slick, puppy. You want me?”

no pressure tagging~ @stabthroughme @this-was-a-terrible-idea @deepwithintheabyss

my words areeeee ~ pink, smirk, scream, and cold

[the-missann]

I've never had the chance to share this so ig I'll do it here.

So, I have a speech impediment. Yay.

Specifically a stutter and I've suffered bullying centered around my stuttering for years on end. (For some reason it was always by girls. Guys used to think my stutter was cute for some reason it's not btw).

My sutter is the prolongation of words and the block

I.e How areeeee you and I'm fin____

I wanted to share this for anyone else who's living with a stutter. I've noticed a few things.

I actually only stutter on vowels (lovely that every word has a vowel in it huh?)

I pretty much stop breathing when I talk (it's like my brain can only focus on one thing at a time)

Reading does not increase or decrease my stuttering.

I sometimes add extra words or pronounce words differently to avoid stuttering.

My stutter decreases dramatically when speaking to people who don't cut me off.

Now, I'll go through and explain them to help anyone who may have similar issues.

For 1, I noticed around four years ago that I actually only stutter on words that have a vowel sound. I sat down with myself and talked for a bit and found that every word I stuttered on, it was at the vowel sound.

Shockingly, even words that begin with a vowel sound I stutter over, I'll give details on that later.

So, the best way I've learn to handle this is to stop when I know a word has a vowel and I stutter on that word, so I'll say something like:

Everything is all ready done.

Separating them into two words seems to prevent me from stuttering.

2 might also just be my anxiety, but for the sake of this post, let's say it's not. I noticed I'm usually out of breath when I talk. I do talk fast, but I mean like I just ran a marathon out of breath from just saying a simple sentense.

The best way I can describe it is like when you're singing a song. You try and sing the full line as the singer does, but most of us haven't trained our lungs so we end up breathless by the end of it.

I still do this, but it's gotten better as I've learned to breathe from my diaphragm when I talk instead of my chest.

3 I'm really saying for anyone trying to help someone with a stutter. This does not help someone to calm their stutter. As a kid, my parents sat me down and assumed if I read aloud I would learn not to stutter, but it makes no difference.

My advice is to just be patient. That person knows they stutter, let them take their time and they'll eventually get out what they need to say. You're in no rush to hear what they say, so just let tham go at their own pace.

One last thing about this. DO NOT try and finish a sentence for them. It's bad enough we have a stutter, but if someone tries to fill in the sentence for us, our self esteem goes 📉📉.

For 4 (lol) this is a thing I developed and it works pretty well. This is the detail I was going to get into. So, sometimes I stutter over the word it, no Pennywise.

So, to stop that from happening since it is used a lot, I started saying "I T is like." Now, I don't say that in public, but I do with my family and the word is simple enough that no one is thinking too hard on what I spelled out.

But this is why I usually don't refer to things by their proper name (so if anyone here ever becomes my real friend, please know I'm not saying things wrong, I'll just stutter otherwise).

Lastly, 5. I would assume this is the same for everyone regardless if they have a stutter or not. When someone is cutting you off, it makes you rush your words, cut your words off, and stutter. So it gets worse for someone with a stutter.

I have very rarely encountered people who didn't try and cut me off because I paused to take a breath or held out a word. It's true that the anticipation of someone cutting you off sometimes makes you stutter.

I have my stutter under control a lot now, but it did take me a while to get to this point. So, for anyone out there who has a stutter, try and find out what makes your stutter tick and go from there to find ways around it.

This has been a PSA about stuttering, thank you for reading 🍂

Sorry, but last thing, since I'm a writwblr, I wanted to add how to properly write a character with a stutter.

We know t-the (repeating sound) stutter is a real one, but it's normally used for someone who's simply nervous. Someone who actually stutters would stutter at any point in time and sometimes in different ways (eg me having two versions of a stutter).

Also, know where your character's stutter comes from. Mines happens to be hereditary and environmental as I frequently get cut off and thus rush my words to get them out faster. It's also just kind of the way I am since I'm very fast paced and have a hard time "taking things slow"

It's also good to detail a tick or habit your stuttering character may have, like they stop talking and shake their head when pausing their stutter.

Oh, and it's true, cursing eliminates stuttering. There needs to be some testing done on that.

[theinvisiblemuseum]

hello 💗 i just wanted to tell you how amazing i think you areeeee, you art is as incredible as you!!

ps. could you recomend me marauders fics? jegulus or wlw

thank you so much you're so sweet 🥹 i'm sorry to say. i'm gonna disappoint. i haven't read a new fic in like,,, months. combination of being extremely busy & being overloaded with reading novels (i say with affection, i've been in a bad reading slump for a while & i'm finallyyyy reading like i used to). so um., yeah. you guys probably don't want to hear me wax poetic about yaz again, but their fics are the only ones i've kept up with for a while, otherwise i've just reread a couple of my old wolfstar staples, but nothing new :/// if anyone has any recs for me, feel free to share <3

i did have a short list of some sapphic fic recs (mostly oneshots) that i posted somewhat recently, if i can find the ask, i'll link it here !!

[jongbross]

YASSS sleepovers are back!!! aaahh i can't wait for it! 🤩🤩 and girll hope you have fun at lollapalooza <3 take care ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

THEY AREEEEE!! i can't believe, i missed you guys so much, and friday is my day off (thanks to this catholic holiday here in brazil), so i'll be available all day to be with you guys 😭💘

oh, lolla was amazing! i had the time of my life, i literally made one of my dreams come true on saturday. thank you, bestie <3

[mxtantrights]

The magic-spy and the bird

the best friends brother trope is in my top 5 tropes. but I've also got a thing for angst. So here we areeeee. enjoy! <3

dick Grayson x f!reader

Jason Todd had asked you specifically to ask his brother out. And he did use the word brother, which you made a point to bring up. He shot it down but still decided to push his message towards you. You should ask Dick out. It wasn’t that simple.

“Jay I don’t think you’ve thought this through.” you said.

He chuckled, “Of course I did. I wouldn’t say it out loud if it wasn’t a well-cooked plan.” 

You made a face at him.

“Okay look, all I'm saying is you’ve got nothing to lose. If anything you're way out of his league.” he said and then gulped down the rest of his beer.

You didn’t like beer and so you worked on a Pina colada. You had done the whole beer thing for years now. As a trained spy it was your go-to for missions at bars. Safe to say you were sick of ales, craft beers and everything in between.

“Ah yes, the magic using spy.” you nodded your head.

Jason nodded along with you. 

“Exactly. Bird brains would eat that up.” he said.

“And when would I tell him that I knew about his secret identity? Before I tell him about mine or after?” you asked. 

Jason sighed and raised his hand for another beer. You rolled your eyes at this. Once he had a thought it was very hard for him to let it go. Especially when it included a thought about people he cared for- no matter how much he claimed the opposite. 

“All Im saying is, you never know until you try.” 

“What are you a fortune cookie?” 

“Fuck off. I’m being serious and I do give great advice you can ask Duke.” 

2 DAYS LATER 

You look at Caliban with bated breath. He had just gotten info on a magic-based rebellion. Work was tight when you rolled with the good guys for too long of a time. You blame that on two men on your life, Jason and Constantine. 

“I’ll put in a good word for you.” he says.

“Thank you, I really appreciate it. And any-”

Before you can finish telling Caliban that he can call in a favor from you at anytime your surroundings change. In a flash you go from one of the underworld crime bars to a room you’ve never been in before.

You look around and sure enough you see the culprit. Constantine.

“There she is!” he smiles.

Not only did he summon you, he did so in front of an audience. Circled around him is Gotham’s crime fighting family. All of them except Jason, Cass and Duke. All of which know about your secret identity and would’ve stopped Constantine from summoning you. The rest of the family are all looking at you liked you’ve grown a second head.

You look down at what you’re wearing. The long sleeve off the shoulder skin tight black dress was the perfect choice for the club you were supposed to be in. Maybe not so much for a meeting with the Bats and his birds.

You look right ahead at Constantine, “I don’t like being summoned.” 

“Ah, but you’re the best person I know for this job. I had to get you over here.” he says.

You take a quick look at all the other people in the room. Then at the screen behind them. Your information is plastered on it. Well, the information that you’ve decided to let the government think was yours. Your codename was at the top of the screen.

“Constantine says that you’re the best way into the underworld.” Batman says.

You’re confused to say the least. Constantine was Constantine, why would he call you in order to get them into the underworld when he can do it himself? It defeats the purpose of having to call him.

“I’m sorry,” you direct to Batman and then look at your friend, “I need you to state specifically what I’m needed for.” 

Constantine moved from the family over to you. As he did you watched as Nightwing followed him with his own eyes. Now Dick knows you’re not just Jason’s friend from around Gotham. Great.

“Bats got intel that something it going down with this magic group, the-” he starts. “hex mutiny.” you finish.

“You already know about them?” Nightwing says.

“I was just getting someone to put in a good word for me with them before you summoned me here. You’ve got great timing you know that?” you say to Constantine.

He smiles, “Well then it seems like you can be of great service, spygames.”

“And what exactly would I be doing, if I can even get a spot with them?” you throw out the question to the family.

Red Robin crosses his arms, “We need someone on the inside to tell us what they are planning for Gotham.”

“I doubt they’d let a newbie in on their plans.”

“Good thing you won’t be a newbie.” Batman says.

Constantine conjures an amulet in his hand. You want to hit him over the head. He could really be a pain in the ass. You grab it from him.

“With this, you’ll be in the perfect position to get in and get out. Easy.” he says.

You shake your head, “Every time you say that I get a new scar.” 

“I promise sweetheart. No scars this time.” 

“Yeah yeah, you owe me for this.”

EXACTLY ONE WEEK LATER

You knew you would end up wounded. Typically with Constantine it was nothing deadly, or nothing your own magic couldn’t fix. But you knew that your luck had to run out some day. And it wasn't his fault.

After finding out what the group was really up to you couldn’t just let them operate. They weren’t really rebels. No they used that name to paint a narrative. They were fascists.

You held the wound to your waist to stop the bleeding. This would have to be the farthest you could go. There was no way you could run out of this. Not with the blood seeping through the cracks of your fingers.

At least you brunt the members down to the ash. It took a lot out of you. And that’s why you weren’t prepared for a hit that tore right through you. 

“Why aren’t you moving?” Jason, or Redhood, said through the comms.

You leaned against the hallway wall.

At least you’d die someplace pretty. When you first came in you didn't notice how clean and meticulous everything was. There were painting of famous magicians on the walls. Along with some stolen art, a Van Gogh or two. 

You ripped the amulet off your neck and felt the illusion fade. The necklace fell to the floor and you let out a pained breath.

“I think,” you coughed and on the clean wall was not splatters of blood, “this is it.”

You could hear Jason shouting on the other end. He was calling out your name, calling out for Constantine to come and help you. Duke was calling for you too. And you could’ve sworn you heard Cass say your name once. 

With your only free hand you tried to open a portal out of the base. You knew it would be useless as you had a mortal wound and portal magic works best under no stress and panic, or blood loss. The usual light from your hands glowed faintly until it didn’t.

“Constantine can’t summon you?” Dick asked.

At that you let your body drag down the wall until you reached the floor. When you did sit down more blood came out. So you decided to lay down horizontally. 

“Hey hey- I told you I wasn’t gonna let anything happen to you.” you hear Constantine through the comms.

You want to laugh, but it ends out more of a chocked gargle.

“I screwed up the mission. I deserve it.” you said.

“You did good. Better than any of us.” Batman said.

“Constantine you need to call in whatever favors you have to get her out of there. Now!” Jason shouted.

“Dont,” you started.

“No. We’re getting you out of there-”

“Jason, I’m not a saint. I never would’ve imagined going out like this.” you said.

Once you were born you were thrusted in this world. All you knew was to use magic as a weapon. To get ahead, to get power, to get the glory. And that lasted you until you turned 19. 

Then Constantine crossed paths with you. He was the one to show you that magic has other uses. Such as helping and healing. You learned the best stuff from him.  And you took what you learned and began to help in ways you could.

You didn’t go on the straight and narrow. Never did you consider yourself a morally correct person. Sometimes the lines were blurred, or they need to be blurred. And so you took down seedy organizations, went on recon missions all over the world.

It wasn’t justice. But it was close enough that you could sleep at night or the odd hours of the morning for more than four hours.

“Sweetheart I don’t break my promises.” Constantine said finally.

You were just beginning to feel your eyes grow heavy. The pain was starting to be comfortably numb. Then above you appeared someone you weren’t expecting in the slightest. 

“Caliban?” you asked.

“You owe me double.”

4 DAYS LATER

When you woke up you felt battered and weak You weren’t used to these feelings and you weren’t used to being so close to death. Everyday was a new experience when you’re the Priestess of Espionage.

You cracked open one eye to find a couple of deviants at your side. Jason, Duke and Cass. The youngest took the chair next to you while Duke and Jason seemed to take the floor. Since they weren’t in their gear you guessed that you were out for longer than a couple of hours.

“Not my version of hell but I’ll allow it.” you say in a raspy voice.

It wakes everyone up.

Jason and Duke bolt to your bedside.

“Why’d you almost die on me?” and “Are you feeling okay?” come from them both, respectively. It makes you want to laugh but when you feel the ache in your waist you stop yourself.

“I’m alive, so there’s that. Positives.” you answer.

Jason shoots his younger siblings a look and they scurry out the room. You try to sit up to ask what it was for but he puts his hands up for you to stop any movement. So you lay back down.

“He would kill me if you tore your stitches.” 

You shut your eyes, “Jason I don’t think Constantine would kill you per say.”

You hear the door opening so you decide to open your eyes. And sure enough you see Jason leaving the room and someone coming in. Dick Grayson, out of his suit as well. 

As much as you wanted to, you couldn’t read his face. Besides the clear betrayal that was there. He definitely knew that you knew he’s Nightwing.

“Hi.” you say.

His face softens, “Hi.”

“I just want to say that I would’ve told you about who I am. Sooner that you think actually but this mission kinda derailed all of that.” you say.

With his arm crossed over his chest he nods, “How long did you know I was Nightwing?”

You wince.

“For about two years now. Once Jason told me he was Red it was hard to not notice the similarities of the Wayne family and the Bat one.” 

He laughs at that and you let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding. It must be going good if he wants to laugh. 

“And when did he tell you that I like you?” he asks.

“He didn’t explicitly say that.” 

There’s a beat of silence. You’re looking at him and he’s looking at you. But he’s the one who seems to be holding his breath this time. You try to hide the smirk you feel forming on your lips.

“What?” he asks.

“Jason had told me that I should ask you out. He didn’t say anything about you liking me.” you answer him.

The red tint that covered Dick Grayson was absolutely adorable.

He nods his head to himself. Twice.

“I- I’m gonna get Jason for you.” he moved to the door.  And you don’t really know what to say. All your words get jumbled in your brain and you can’t put them together in a way that is smooth enough so you deicide to just try your best.

“If you were to ask me out, I would say yes.” you say.

He looks directly at you. Then his signature smirk appears.

“I’ll bring back some food for later.” he says.

“it’s a date.” you answer.

[reynie-muldoons]

'A Bit of Light Chop' Liveblog!!!

HI BABES

Finally, FINALLY, I can watch episode 2. I'm so damn excited. I had a sammie, a snack, and some tea, so let's get at it.

Spoilers under the cut :))

0:30 god I love the recaps

0:39 first of all the shortcut is beautiful. Second of all this music opened so intense

0:58 "what percentage of tonage" LMAO GIRL HUH

1:05 "boat jail. Let's avoid." Solid plan bbg 😂

1:16 KATE'S FACE AGDJDJJDJD she sees pirates in a whole new light now

1:41 CAPTAIN NOLANDDDDD

1:48 okay teddy roosevelt

2:08 "elegance doesnt float either" damn all of their comedic timing and on-screen chemistry has gotten super fucking smooth

2:14 the EYEBROWS

2:35 omfg he's still going. Icon behavior

2:39 "I've always wanted to live through a mutiny." Well if you count overthrowing a whole ass school, you have lived through a mutiny 😂

2:48 CANNONBAAAAAALLLL

3:13 the first thing she thinks of for a cover story is child ghosts. how very Constance of her

3:23 ooooh water polo strikes again

4:08 nooooo they're on the ship toooo

4:22 d'awwww they're beyond formality

4:25 "I strongly request formality" this dude. THIS DUDE

4:31 damn, he counted everyone??? What's it like to be able to rely on your brain, can't relate

4:40 something about "cardinal maritime sin" really hit my funny bone

4:49 daaaamn they have a lot of trust in each other

5:07 "I need to see them walking the plank!" "Captain, that is no longer legal." LMAO THIS EXCHANGE

5:25 the opening my beloved

5:38 LMAO DOG MAN IS IN MILLIGAN'S SCREENCARD

6:31 my guy maybe you should sit down, you're not looking too good

6:38 I'm glad he sat down but damn does he look defeated 🥺

6:57 that analogy was stupid and embarrassing and he should feel stupid and embarrassed

7:05 "you're delusional and your demonstration is meaningless" THATS WHAT I SAID

7:10 "I rather liked it" I hate that that made me laugh

7:15 "well what does the blueberry represent 🧐" number two my love my baby girl, you're fucking hilarious

7:19 that was the sweetest thing ever wtf 🥺🥺 the way she immediately goes over to him and tries to help him ground himself

7:30 damn right she's no mere associate

7:46 "a word like that just fuels the cycle of anger" okay than what the fuck else is it, you plucked them out of the street and drove them to the middle of nowhere

7:58 "think of it as an opportunity" if I can think about it as an opportunity for number two to sock you in the face then I'll deal with it

8:03 "I dont want. your. tea." the PURE VENOM in her voice

8:09 THERE THEY AREEEEE

8:13 I'm kind of surprised they even have rooms, part of me thought they would just be left at the table

8:30 "I want you to get out of here" BRB CRYING SHE'S ALREADY TRYING TO PROTECT HIM

8:45 ohoooooh is it time for Constance's powers??

9:01 valid 😂

9:27 oh noooo poor Reynie

9:32 "you can choose when to connect" okay so why did you not choose to connect with Reynie all summer. Unresolved tension

9:34 GORGEOUS SHOT.

9:47 oh shit Constance backstory???

9:51 ......really? Polar bears and clowns?

10:05 for a second I thought she was throwing shade at Milligan but then I realized last year was the Institute LOL

10:31 "where are your parents?" Loaded question, guy

11:00 they both look so good stop

11:16 ooooh are they taking a fancy train??

11:25 "it's not you. Its him." LMAOOO

11:28 LLAMAAAAA. I'm overjoyed.

11:32 IMMEDIATELY RUINED BY THE CULTINESS DAMMIT

11:49 "every exit is an entrance if you think about it" whoooa they're drinking the koolaid

11:53 LMAO they just had a whole damn moment

12:05 this child looks so forlorn wtf

12:20 "they're giving color to their emotions" honey I dont know how to tell you this but every canvas is entirely yellow

12:26 ARE THEY SIBLINGS OR DATING I NEED ANSWERS

12:46 have I mentioned I love Number Two

13:05 uncanny valley vibes looking at his face

13:46 "or wait for an opportunity to present itself." "Are you talking about the bathroom?" NUMBER TWO CONTINUES TO BE THE BEST 😂😂😂

14:06 "I've seen enough" WOW. If even *he's* seen enough, you know it's bad. He's a stubborn as they come

14:20. Again, absolutely gorgeous shot

14:43 agent of chaos strikes again

15:01 "I'll look in the fruit basket" she said, intending to eat the fruit

15:04 CALLED IT LOL

15:10 Kate popping up from behind 😂😂 also how the hell did she notice that?

15:43 I know I said this last episode but I still love the shoes

15:58 awkwaaaard

16:18 uhuh, I bet you're real tired. Bet you'll need the bed for that

16:50 HAH THE SUGAR WAS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT

17:13 this poor man has seen some shit

17:55 whatever "situation alpha" means

18:12 yes please continue having this conversation at full volume in public

18:43 what on earth

19:14 i think my eyes just rolled into the back of my skull 😂

19:28 awwwww he's jelly and Constance knoooows

19:38 "you... process" even SHE knows Reynie's upset

20:07 I dont know what's happening but I like it a lot 😂

20:41 number two, poster child for beetroot powder (allegedly)

21:11 jumpscare

21:43 something something back of neck

22:23 oh NOOOOO he sees them without their "parents"

22:42 CONSTANCE HAHAHA

23:17 the bastards did it

23:20 why dont you just.. leave their suite 😂

24:36 babe maybe you shouldn't glue them to the ceiling??? Just use tape?????

24:48 OH THEYRE IN A BLIMP

24:55 is Miss Perumal giving him parenting advice?? 🥺 ohhh my heart

25:11 Milligan you're such a sweetheart omfg

25:16 Rhonda is passed tf out 😂 good for her, she must be exhausted from all the stress

25:21 LOL THE SEATBELT

25:49 damn, they've been walking a while, it's already dark. How big is this place??

25:58 I love her so much hahahaha

26:10 Number Two is canonically fueled by rage and hanger. Relatable.

26:15 SHIT I knew this was coming but still startling

26:23 is this bitch really signing copies

26:25 damnit he is

26:29 SQ!!! BABY BOY

26:29 the hell is a walkabout????

26:37 IRATE MAN IS IRATE

26:54 "we're protecting the vibe." I HATE THAT HE MADE ME LAUGH

27:08 "Nicholas, I've moved on." No you haven't, that much is obvious. And fuck you

27:24 Curtain, the vibes are rancid. Maybe you need to walk into the fence

27:35 Ohhh shit is he trying the thing on him oh shit oh shit

27:44 wtf is happening

27:57 daaamn what??

28:22 "who's actually going to benefit from all that except you??" EXACTLY. EXAAAACTLY

28:31 everyone seems to think he's jealous. Like, everyone. I really dont think he is, I think he just wants to reach his brother, really and truly, and have an actual heart to heart with him

29:08 it's the jumpscare man again

29:15 and there's the creepy again. This is really fucking weird

29:21 noooo I dont like this

29:24 they're so cute

29:51 what the fuck 😂😂😂

30:04 as if those kids dont have enough to worry about, now they have a ship crew on their tail

30:06 is he a caricaturist??? That's pretty good 😂

30:13 they really dialed up the creepy this season. Is that the polo team?

30:24 ayyy that's the reason Apollo is on Reynie's screencard in the op!!!

30:38 ayyyyy it *is* the water polo team

31:03 Reynie baby 🥺🥺🥺

31:08 "no one's gonna make fun of you." *Everyone stares pointedly at Constance.*

31:23 I really hope that they just busted down the door for the newlyweds LMAO

and that was that!! So far I'm very impressed with this season. I can't wait for the angst, and I cannot wait for the community involvement. This season will bring a juicy amount of fanfiction.

What did you guys think of this episode??

Edit from future Charity: DAMN IT I just realized there was no "roll credits" moment in this one either :(( sadge

[surpriserose]

To make everything worse I think u should also do part 6 villains (is taking advantage of sleepy Chris just saying shit on Tumblr dot com)

Who even areeeee the part 6 villains its just miumiu and pucci as far as im concerned (gwess and miraschon are not villains they are lesbians and lesbians are just like that)

Most to least which may or may not be the order i remember them

1 pucci oh my god hes my clown husband we are getting married in the circus hes officiating in his clown robe with his clown book

2 miumiu is my clown wife she serves so much clunt im sorry shes so funny and evil i love her

3 gwess literally is halfway to clown make up already she was just trying to teach jolyne how to serve as much clunt as her

4 miraschon!!!!!!!!!

5 d&g is a funny little guy but not funny enough for his stupid stand existing >:(

6 god....kenzo.?? Sure hes a little bitch he can get 6 though because dragons dream is sooo funny idc top 5 stands

7 omg rikiel needs to go back to clown school and get over his clown presentation anxiety so he can serve clunt with the best of them

8 donatello idk he exists hes just here so ungalo can be last

9 ungalo...............?mmm

[marvelmadwoman]

Jealousy - Part 5

You walked across the road to the Holland’s house, wearing an oversized striped t shirt that came down to your mid thigh. You ring the doorbell once and are quickly met with Nikki opening the door.

“Y/N! I heard you had quite an evening yesterday” she says with a laugh as she invites you in, “still hungover?” She asks

“I uh did yeah hahah, well I’m pretty sure I’m over the worst of it now” you reply

“You looking for Tom?” Nikki asks

“Yeahhh he was acting odd, just wanted to check in” you say

“Hasn’t said a word to me so I’ve got no clue what’s going on” she says “but I think he’s just showering so you can wait in his room if you like”

“Cheers Nikki” you say, walking into Tom’s room and sitting on his bed before you take your phone out and mindlessly scroll through Twitter. Suddenly you hear Tom coming out of the bathroom singing Finesse under his breath, and he walks into his room with his towel hanging low round his hips, and his curly brown hair dripping water down onto his shoulders. He looks up, and his eyes widen,

“Y/N uh hi what are you doing here??” He stutters

You hadn’t seen Tom without a shirt on in a while, and you know he’d been boxing and going to the gym more often lately but holy shit, you think, he is shredded. Stop it Y/N, this is the guy that you’ve grown up with, he’s just Tom from across the road. Right?

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer” Tom says as he notices you staring

“Oh fuck off” you say, blushing having been caught.

“What are you doing here then?” Tom asks, pulling on boxers underneath his towel, before throwing the towel beside you on the bed and grabbing a shirt and jeans.

“Wanted to come over because you were acting all shifty earlier and didn’t know why” you say.

“Uh shifty? What do ya mean?” He asks, running the towel through his wet hair.

“I dunno, you tell me. But you bit Haz’s head off and then stormed off” you say

“Just hungover” he says bluntly

“Bullshit Tom” you say, laughing “I’ve know you since we were 8 you can’t lie to me”

“You’d be surprised” he mutters under his breath

“What?” You ask

“Nothing don’t worry”

“You’re weird” you say

“You’re weirder” he replies

“Wowww you really need to work on those comebacks Tom” you say, laughing

“And you really need to work on not fucking another random guy Y/N” he says, with an eyebrow raised.

“Ooo low blow Holland, low blow” you say

“Hm yeah well” he mutters

“You see! That’s what I mean! You’re all blunt and weird and you’re not telling me why, so come on, spill” you say

“Shut up Y/N I’m not acting weird alright, now, do want pancakes or not?” He asks, changing the subject

“Oi don’t think I didn’t notice that avoidance but I’m really bloody hungry now so imma save the interrogating until after my stomach is full of pancakey goodness” you say, sighing and following Tom out the door.

“Mummmm! Me and Y/N are going out for pancakes, back later!” Tom shouts to his mum.

“Alright kiddos” you hear Nikki shout back

Both you and Tom have always gone to this little breakfast place in town to get pancakes, and it’s become a tradition between the two of you. You never even have to order, the guys just know that when you two walk in, you’re gonna want pancakes.

As you walk in you spot they’ve got a new waiter,

“Oo Tommy look they’ve hired someone new” you say to Tom, nudging your head in the direction of the new waiter. “He is bloody fitttt as well oh my goddd”

Tom rolls his eyes and turns round to see the new waiter. He is literally the mirror image of Harrison. Blonde hair, piercing blue eyes, about 6ft2. Brilliant.

“Since when did you point out fittttttt guys?” He says, mocking your previous voice “or is this the new Y/N?”

“Hey there is no new Y/N dipshit I just think he’s cute”

“Do you not even realise he looks exactly like Haz?” Tom asks, raising his eyebrow

“What? No he doesn’t you’re blind Tom they look completely different, look his uh.. well he’s uhh... oh shit he does” you say, leaning on your hand.

“Fantastic” he mutters.

“Would you stop it with all this muttering it’s getting annoying can we just get pancakes pleaseee?” You say

“Well they’ll be coming in a minute darlin I’m sure”

“Don’t think the new guy is aware of our pancake tradition, he’s coming over now to take out order, look” you say as Tom turns round to see the blonde guy walking over, flashing a bright smile.

“Hiya guys how are we doing today?” He asks

You laugh at Tom rolling his eyes and reply to the guy “Well I’m doing great thanks, what about you?” You ask

“I’m great thanks hun” he says, with a wink.

Tom sees this and his hands ball into tight fists when he hears the man call you “hun”

“What can I get you guys then?” He asks, looking down at Tom with a raised eyebrow. Tom doesn’t answer, as he stares out the window.

“Uhh two lots of the classic pancake stack, one with bacon and syrup and the other with berries, thanks very much” you say to the waiter

“And anything else for your boyfriend?” The waiter says, smirking at Tom. Tom’s head whips round at this and before you can even correct the waiter, Tom replies “nah mate nothing for me”.

“Tom! What was that for? One second you’re a moody shit and then the next you’re pretending to be my boyfriend”

He shrugs his shoulders, “didn’t like him that’s all”

“Is this because he called me hun??” You ask “or because I called him fit?” “Or because he looks like Haz?” You question.

“All of the above” he says

“Awwww Tommy looks who’s jealous” you tease, poking him incessantly.

“Oh stop it I am not jealous” he says with a laugh, dodging your pokes.

“I’m pretty sure you areeeee” you continue to tease him, “and I’m also pretty sure that that’s why you’ve been acting all weird since last night - you can’t cope with me being with a guy can you??”

“Y/N I can cope with you being with guys what the fuck of course I can, stop trying to make this into something it isn’t” Tom says, blush creeping up his neck.

“Mm hm? Hey look pancakes!” You say, seeing the guy bringing over two plates of stacked pancakes.

“Yesss finally I’m starving” Tom says eyeing up the plates put before them.

“Thanks so much, they look delicious” you say, flirting with the waiter and licking your bottom lip to especially piss off Tom.

“You’re very welcome babe, enjoy” he says with a wink, and walks off.

“What the fuck was that then?” Tom asks, rolling his eyes, his mouth already full of pancake.

“Just thanking him for his wonderful customer service Tommy” you say, sweetly, batting your eyelashes before cracking up in laughter.

He rolls his eyes again, “oh just eat your pancakes ‘babe’” he says, mocking the waiter.

You laugh, and as you both eat your pancakes, your conversation returns back to your normal chatter about anything and everything. In the back of your mind is the fact that Tom is jealous whenever you talk about guys and you can’t shake it. You rationalise, that doesn’t mean he wants to be those guys, maybe he’s just stroppy at the moment or something. Tom can’t like you that. He can’t. Right? You’re not going to lie and say the thought of the two of you hasn’t crossed your mind in the past year or so. People already mistake you two for a couple, because of how close you are and how much time you spend with each other, but you guys have always laughed it off. For some reason he’s just become so much more attractive in your mind recently and god, his body is pretty amazing...

“Y/N!” Tom says, waving his hand in front of your face, breaking off your daydreaming. “I said your name like 3 times are you alright?”

“Shit sorry just got distracted by something” you answer, blushing.

“Right okay” He says, uncertain

When you’d both finished and paid, you started to walk out the cafe, but you were both pushed against the wall as a large group of women pushed through the door. Tom was in between you and the wall, and even though you guys were only there for a minute, you could swear you felt something sticking into the back of your leg. You brushed it off and told yourself you were imagining things, before leaving the cafe to go back to Tom’s.

Tom’s POV

Just as you were filing out the door, a group of middle aged women come bustling into the cafe; pushing him and Y/N into the wall.

Fuck, he thinks as he feels your ass press into him, this is not going to end well. He scrunches his eyes and looks up to the ceiling, trying to focus on the peeling paint, as opposed to the feeling of you pressing against him. God it feels amazing, he thinks, but as the final women come through the door and you’re both free to walk out the door, his heart sinks at your absence. Looking down, he realises he has a not so little problem...

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 20.09.17 lb

sorry for the mega late lb. i had to come back home and put myself into a mini coma to feel better. this episode is called “shivika get cozy”, so i have my hopes up. GIVE ME ALL THE THARAK AND MAKE ME FORGET THE HELLSCAPE THAT WAS MY DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫

shakti’s back with a smile. does that mean he has a real flower for pinky or is this whole situation gonna be blown to bits? 😬😬😬

knew it. knewwwwwwww it. i don’t likeeee such humour. fwding the upcoming dhamaka. 😣😣😣

omki’s turnnnnnnnnn. 🙃🙃🙃

sad puppy is like “but gauriiiii isn’t hereeee.” 😞😞😞

wrong! bulbul is hereeeeeee! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

did you see the way everyone’s eyes just lit the fuck up, seeing her???? god, she’s such sunshine. 😍😍😍😍

hubs is like WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I’VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR HOURS NOW I WAS SO WORRIED I LOVE YOU AND MISSED YOU AND WHAT NO I’M TOTALLY COOL AND CHILL 😶😶😶😶

omggggg the way his eyes keep flickering towards her face as she reads the chit! 😯😯😯😯💘💘💘

omki like THIS IS SO LAAAAAAAME (me. me as fuuuuuuck.) 😆😆😆

chubby’s a rikara shipper too! how cute! 😊😊😊

also he calls om “om bhaiyya”. i love itttttt. i miss someone calling om “bhaiyya” after sumo left. (not counting prinku, coz lol who gives a fuck about her. and i’ve never heard bhavya address om directly? besides they’re the same age.) 

ok what’s this weird version of “lafzon ka yeh rishta…”?? 🤔🤔🤔

anyway, fwding through the jolly jolly till something substantial comes up. 

LOL OM’S HANDS UP IN THE AIR FRUSTRATION AT HIS FAM’S CHUTIYAAPA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

he’s secretly hoping with all his heart that her Awareness™ will kick in and she’ll find him. 😙😙😙

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP. 😁😁😁

haaaaaaye. i’m such a sucker for this shit. 😍😍😍😍😍😍

OMG THE WAY HE’S HOLDING HER HANDS. AND THAT SMILEEEEEE. I AM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGG. MY BABIESSSS. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

shivika’s ear to ear smiles. the couple that ships together, stays together! 😏😏😏 

omki’s turnnnnnnn. 

shayari! right up your alley. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

lol i love his THIS IS HELLA LAME AND I AM SO EMBARRASSED PLEASE LET ME GO reactions. because honestly, #me. 

“O cheenkta hai toh bhi uske naak se teen chaar sher toh nikal hi jaate hai.” lolololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

shivaay’s not even TRYING to PRETEND to be fair anymore. he might as well just be wearing a tshirt with her face on it, and waving a banner with TEAM GAURI!!!!!!!!! in glitter letters. 😆😆😆😆

gauri is giving om an out, but he just straight away launches into the poem like NO IMMA DO THIS IMMA IMPRESS THE FUCK OUTTA YOU GIRL YOU READY?????// 😘😘😘😘😘

“tere mere beech judaa tha ek rishta anjaana, jaane ek chota sa kissa kab badal gaya afsaane mein.  waqt ki gullak ki sab lamhe, tere naam pe kharch hue.  aadhe tujhe sataane mein,  aadhe tujhe maanane mein.  ab dil se tujhko kaam hai kya,  is rishte ka naam hai kya,  main aur dil, dono uljhe hai,  is masle ko suljhaane mein.” 

OMGGGGGGGGGG. FUCKING FINALLY!!!!  😭😭😭😭

uske beech mein shivika looking hecking proud of their stupid lovestruck babies. 😁😁😁

LMAO GAURI BADE BHAIYYE KE NAKSHE KADAM PE CHALTE HUE; “THANK YOU”. 😂😂😂😂😂

behind her, anika probably spontaneously exploded into flames like the baby from the incredibles. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

omki picking up on the changeeeee in “thankoo”! 😯😯😯

billu aur anika ki baari! lord aboveeeeee. what does this extra fucker have planned this time? 😣😣😣

LMAO HIS HEAD NODDDDDD HAHAHAHA 😆😆😆

phir se thank you?? 🤔🤔🤔

pft. function toh ab daily event ho gaya hai. iske liye thank you bologi toh bas isi ke liye fursat hogi. 🙄🙄🙄

OUFFFFFF WHAT SUDDEN CHANGE IN RULES AND ALL

OK WHAT DOES IT SAY COME ON WHY THE SEX EYES 😯😯😯😯

pfffffft, sirf giiiiift? was this what billu was looking all heart eyed for??? 

… they seem empty handed? 😶😶😶

are their gifts to each other THEMSELVES????? coz honestly, that would be me. bitch, i’m marrying you, what more do you need? 😒😒😒

JESUS CHRIST SHE’S APPROACHING HIM. AGAIN!?!??! MATLAB WOW, I AM LOVING THIS NEW BOLD ANIKA AND ALL, BUT DID ANIKA LEAVE ALL HER LAAJ SHARAM BLUSHING ETC BACK IN THAT FAKE WEDDING HALL VIKRAM ARRANGED OR WHAT COZ GIRLFRIEND SEEMS LIKE A WHOLE NEW PERSON IN THIS AREA  😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

literally everyone is like a mix of tharki eyebrow wriggles and “uh should we leave them alone” faces 😆😆😆😆

yeah methinks you two need to fuck already coz this be getting outta control. KUCH TOH SHARAM KARO. YOUR DAD AND GRANDMA ARE HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😫😫😫😫😫😫

called it. also, #confidenceGoals. (i’m just big talk.)

omki be impressed. he wishes he had some of bhaabi’s game. 😆😆😆

lol rudraaaa gift wrapping themmmmmmm together. 😂😂😂

LOL THANK YOUU AGAIN

ok now get a damn room. such mushy you two areeeee. 🙄🙄🙄

BHAIYYA BAS KARO FAMILY SHOW HAI APNA

snort. 😆😆😆

lmao dadi suddenly remembered her DO FEET DOOR rule lololol 

billu’s serving up sexxxxxxxxxx eyes. is his gift orgasms??? 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

wait, why is she surprised at the papers??? she literally discovered them and they had this whole scene 1 hour ago???? 🤔🤔🤔

idgi? what are we supposed to make of yesterday’s scene then???? what kinda shoddy ass writing????????  😒😒😒

“ITNA EMOTIONAL MOMENT, IS BAAR TOH TRP AA HI JAYEGI”

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE META 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

waise toh khanna se sab kaam karwaate ho, yeh photo kheenchne ka kaam bhi usko hi delegate kardo? 😐😐😐

ok fwding coz honestly, i’ve been watching this episode for more than 1.5 hours now. 😣😣😣

god tej you suck at this. 🙄🙄🙄

ok, i’m sure goans have more than just the ONE SONG, tej. honestly. 😑😑😑

svetlana, just kill these two na. they’re so annoying. 😤😤😤

ok mr. officer/dad dude wtf do you mean “iska kya matlab hai?” she’s allowed to take time to think about whether she wants to marry a dude. 😕😕😕

the lady doth protest too much methinks. 😗😗😗

wow, bhavya just shut that shit down real quick. 😐😐😐

LMAOOOOOOO I’M SO FRUSTRATED FOR CHUBBY. LIKE… KIS NARAK MEIN DAAL DIYA HAI IS BECHAARE KO? 😫😫😫

chubby i think you need to make new friends. honestly. 😶😶😶

UMAR MEIN BADI HAI TOH PHONE NAHI MILA SAKTE KYA? 🙄🙄🙄

oooooooooh officer dad cut the call. 😯😯😯

yet another family conference nonsense. 

ok billu’s lost all sense of propriety. he’s like let’s feel up our wives as we wait for dadi!!!!  😆😆😆😆

MY GOD THE UTAAVLAPAN JESUS CHRIST SHIVAAY KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS MY MAN 😧😧😧

oneeeeeee weeek. counting down! (god knows how long this one week will last in this damn show though. yaar october mein mere birthday tak toh karwa do??? all i want is for you two to bang already. 😌😌😌) 

RETURN OF THE BLUSHHHHHHHHHHH 😙😙😙

oh suddenly shakti is like STOP FLIRTING. he practically made out with her in front of you 2 minutes ago, tab aapke mooh mein kya dahi jami hui thi? 😒😒😒

GOD MORE RASMEIN. BANDH BHI KARO. PUNJABI HO YEH MATLAB NAHI KI 3 MAHINO KE LIYE SHAADI MANAOGE. MATLAB HADH HAI YAAR 😫😫😫😫😫😫

lol aw omki bulbul ka “catering” waala ishaara. so cute. 😊😊😊

oh god now who????

WAIT WHAT IS BHAVYA MARRYING MANAV ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK EVEN 😟😟😟😟

SHIVIKA, KUCH SEEKHO BHAVYA SE. MET A GUY IN LAST EPISODE, MARRIED HIM IN THIS ONE. AUR TUM LOGON KA HAI KI CHALTEEEEEE HI JAA RAHA HAI 6 MAHINO SE 😣😣😣😣

sapna tha. pfffffffffft. 😑😑😑

hein? aadhi raat ke beech mein officer dad is at some shaadi?? 🤔🤔🤔

oh, it’s not aadhi raat. rudra’s just taking a depression nap at a randomass time. i know that feel bro. carry on. 😔😔😔

who dis bansi now???? 

shaadi AAJ hai, aur invite karne ab aaye ho? what nonsense. 😒😒😒

rudra’s gonna be sent for this shaadi isn’t he? and it’s gonna be the same shaadi bhavya’s at? 

BHAIYYA MAIN CHOPPER LEKE JAA RAHA HOON (as if its just a bike or some shit. god, rich ppl.) 🙄🙄🙄🙄

ok, we’re outta brothers to send. it falls to the bahuein now. 

GIRL TRIP TO THE GAON! WOOOOOOOOO HOOO 😊😊😊

shivaay’s like COME BACK SOON I WANNA GET MARRIED PLS

um gauri, you’re literally going for a few hours, yeh boriya bistar kyun baandh rahi ho? 🤔🤔🤔

lmao gauri what a lameeeee place to hide the books. isn’t he gonna get under the covers to go to bed at night? 😒😒😒

omki busting into the room all tadaktaaa bhadaktaaa 😆😆😆

ok back to angsty tension between these two! 😐😐😐

oooooooooooh he saw the messageeeee, son gonna get jelllllyyyyyy 😏😏😏😏

no really, these girl are going for a shaadi for one day and emptying their whole damn wardrobes, matlab… maana ki tum logon ka private jet hoga, lekin there’s still weight restrictions to how much a plane can carry ya’know???? 😕😕😕😕

billu’s up to his chaand-stealing tricks again to chance maarofy 😏😏😏

ouff so cheeeeeeeeeeeeesy. 

RETURN OF THE AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. SO CUTE! 💖💖💖💖

“shehad lagaakar chaat lijiye!”

ok, that’s been added to the list of things he wants to do to you in bed. 😏😏😏😏😏

MY GOD JUST BANG ALREADY. LIKE… *I’M* PREGNANT JUST WATCHING THIS GO DOWN 😩😩😩😩

meanwhile all the angsty eyes from omki here. 🙃🙃🙃

bulbul aankh chura rahi hai, but look at his unwavering gaze. yowwwwwwwza! 😯😯😯😯

subtlyyyy trying to get her other “plans” out. 😗😗😗

uh huh uh huh, omki, your pure motives are nottttt at allll transparent. 😊😊😊

“tumne bhi toh mujhe kabhi nahi samjha.”

dude, she’s not a damn mind reader. tumhe apni baatein khud samajh mein nahi aati, woh kya samajhti?? 😒😒😒

wow, he’s accusing HER of not speaking what’s on her mind. helllo kettle, this is pot; you’re black! 😑😑😑

“aapko humse break mil jayega.”

oh my heart. the angst. and his face. he doesn’t want a breakkkkkkkkkk. 😥😥😥😭😭😭😭😭

“have a safe trip.”

uh son, i believe what you wanna say is I LOVE YOU. 😙😙😙

idhar in logon ka abhi bhi chal raha hai. 🙄🙄🙄

anika’s upstairs brain be saying NO, but her DOWNSTAIRS BRAIN BE SCREAMING YES. 😏😏😏

“jaana zaroori hai???” 

or you know, you could cancel your meeting and go WITH her. 😕😕😕

OMFG JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THIS HAND KISSING ALL THE TIME YOU WEIRD HAND FETISHIST, HER LIPS ARE RIGHT FUCKING THERE????? DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT UP A SERIES OF BLINKING LIGHTS LEADING UP TO THEM LIKE THOSE LIGHTS ON A RUNAWAY TO GUIDE A PLANE????? FUCKING HELL. 😩😩😩😤😤😤😡😡😡😡 #deathBySexualFrustration