#herding these party members like recalcitrant kitty cats
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second one of getting to last light inn. i am turned on by an old woman, scorned by a naked cat, and almost start a bar fight with a devil.
#bg3#i have never wanted to kill a man so immediately sgfdhadsgh#get your fucking hands OFF her don't even LOOK at mol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i will rend him limb from limb i will shred him into parmesan cheese i will stick a dagger in his throat and LAUGH#immediately followed by me screaming at astarion bc BOY WHAT U DOIN FUCKIN STOP THAT#STOP THAT#I WILL LEARN INFERNAL MYSELF GOD DAMN IT#I WILL TAKE AN EVENING CORRESPONDENCE COURSE WHILE WE PURSUE THE ABSOLUTE#I WILL DO LITERALLY ANYTHING TO STOP YOU CHOOSING THIS INCREDIBLY STUPID COURSE OF ACTION#one step into act ii and. my tav is. going thru it.#herding these party members like recalcitrant kitty cats#only lae'zel has my back right now#it's me and lae'zel against the fucking world
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