#her name is Peri (originally short for periodic table)

[muddy-pondhead]

Mud Stick Saturdays - 1

Just drawing in the mud and dumping it here. :D

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Peri Abelard; a combative alchemist for the Greenwood Border Defense and a mother of 3. Takes no bullshit. Age 41.

SOME WORDS CAUSE I KEEP MAKING THEM TOO SMALL >:(

Officer Peri? How’s patrol going? I have reports of gunshots over on Maple. Is backup needed?

Everything is fine, Captain. Just some kids making a fuss. I’ll clean it up and then head back to the station.

Already? Does this mean you’re free later tonight?

Captain, with all due respect, if you keep trying to cheat on your wife with me, you’ll get to see up close what my new heart can let me do.

…Noted. Proceed.

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[I have no idea where these originated from; I just find shit on Google]