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another Hulkenberg
#atlus#metaphor refantazio#hulkenberg metaphor#hulkenberg#other teka art#so can you believe this piece was started right after i finished the previous one ? in fact i finished it within 2 days of the other#you can't even tell this was drawn by the same artist haha !#i'm actually very proud of myself for this one#though i still haven't got her likeness down#this time mostly because i frizzed up her hair because it was more fun and looked cool#her eyes aren't the right shape or size either#because of the hair she ends up looking a lot like yunaka fire emblem haha oops
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Scenes of a Peaceful World: Sokkla Saturdays 2024
Day Eight - Intuition
Rated: T
On FF.net//On AO3
"Do you ever get the feeling that mom and dad haven't told us everything?"
"Everything? What do you mean, Shun?"
"Well, it's just… I don't know. They have a lot of big friends, and they're all important people. Isn't it weird? Most my friends in school… their parents aren't like that. Ah, and all their parents know our parents, but our parents don't know theirs. Does that make sense?"
"I mean, our parents are famous. That's obvious, right?"
"But why?"
Hotaru bit her lip. She had no answers for that particular question… none that made sense, anyway. Shun pouted, sitting beside her by the fire, as Yuuna worked on some mysterious sculpture with a pile of ice, by Hotaru's other side.
"Dad's from the Southern Water Tribe," Shun said, glancing about himself, at the ornate, beautiful igloos, the strong ice walls, and of course, the beautiful fireplace they sat by. "This is where he was born. So why did he ever marry… w-well, someone from Fire Nation royalty?"
"Because they fell in love," Hotaru responded, simply.
"But how? Why? Are you sure it makes sense that they just…?"
"Why don't you ask them yourself?" Hotaru asked, with a wicked smile. Shun tensed up, cheeks heating up at once.
"B-because…! They're going to get all mushy and make fun of me for asking about that kind of thing," he grumbled. Hotaru chuckled. "See? You're making fun of me already!"
"You know, there's nothing wrong with admitting you're curious about romance," Hotaru said. Shun pouted, cheeks redder still. "If that's what you want to know…"
"That's not it! I've heard more than just… well, weird stories that make no sense about their relationship!" Shun exclaimed. "It's also about… how the war ended. Have you learned about that in school, Hotaru? B-because…!"
She had learned some things about it, certainly, but… not that much. Not at length. Hotaru frowned, eyeing her brother warily. He knelt by her now, careless to sink his knees in the snow.
"I don't know much about it. And everything I hear… doesn't sound real," Shun said, softly.
"I know," Hotaru sighed. "The Fire Nation lost and surrendered… Fire Lord Ozai was defeated. Our grandfather…"
"Mom doesn't talk about him much," Shun mumbled. "Everyone else says he was, uh, well…"
"A son of a bitch," Yuuna interjected: both her siblings winced.
"D-don't just blurt that out like that, Yuuna!" Hotaru said.
"We're not supposed to curse…" Shun swallowed hard.
"Nobody's listening. Doesn't matter," Yunna continued: the ice sculpture she worked on only continued to grow in size… though its shape still made no sense to her siblings.
"Either way…" Shun sighed, shaking his head. "I just don't think any of the stories we hear make much sense, you know? They're so… ridiculous?"
"But we have seen some of it ourselves," Hotaru pointed out. "Mom told us about the Spicy Ramen Challenge…"
"That's the only believable one."
"And the Spirit Library?"
"W-well, that's…! Very cool. I suppose. B-but do you seriously think our parents singlehandedly convinced a scary spirit owl that humanity wasn't that far gone and deserved a second chance?" Shun said, eyeing Hotaru skeptically. "We're talking about our parents here, you know? Just this morning they had an argument about the right way to pronounce 'leisure'… for twenty minutes!"
"They can take nonsense really far, that is true," Hotaru conceded. "But… they're really respected at their jobs, you know? People look up to them."
"That's what I don't understand. That's why… well, I want to know, but at the same time, I don't know if I do," Shun sighed, glancing towards the mountains. "Whenever we come here to visit grandfather… they always go on their own for a while and leave us here. Why… why do you think they do that? Are they keeping some big secret from us until they decide we're ready to hear it?"
"Thing is, Shun…" Hotaru sighed, folding her arms over her chest. "I have the feeling we've been hearing the truth since ages ago. You know… those bedtime stories they always tell us?"
"Oh, Princess Jing and her champion, Wentai?" Shun asked. Hotaru bit her lip. "What about that?"
"Don't you think it's weird how most people haven't heard of them? No one in school told us about those two great heroes of old…"
"U-uh, I guess not, but… I kind of figured mom and dad made them up?"
"They didn't!" Yuuna exclaimed, frowning. "Princess Jing and Wentai are a real legend!"
"That's what I think too," Hotaru said, with an awkward smile. "But… I just think their actual names aren't Jing and Wentai. And maybe they are hiding a thing or two anyway besides that, maybe they don't tell us the full story anyhow, but I think…"
"Heh? Heh?!" Shun's eyes widened, glancing between his sisters. "Y-you're not saying… Princess Jing is mom, and Wentai is dad? T-that's…! That's impossible!"
"You know, the more you believe it's impossible, the harder it will be for you to accept those secrets you're so worried about," Hotaru pointed out: Shun, however, was entirely beyond being reasoned with now.
"Wentai is so cool! He's like… the coolest non-bender ever! He fights and kicks so much, u-uh…"
"Ass!"
"Thank you, Yuuna, but… I mean, there's no way our goofball dad could be him! And Jing, w-well, she's nice, and she's the best firebender of her age, but I'm sure mom's cooler than her!"
"Well, I think they're both awesome," Hotaru smiled. Shun shuddered, shaking his head.
"There's just no way. There's just no way…!"
Hakoda smirked, witnessing the children's discussion from a safe distance – he supposed he'd have to report on Yuuna's curses to her parents, but he doubted it would make a difference, considering how the child tended to disregard any scolding that lacked logical, solid reasoning she could accept.
"So much intuition… and yet, always stopping just short of an uncomfortable truth. Sokka's son, that's for sure," he chuckled, dropping his head against the frame of his igloo's front door.
Should the kids sneak off now, following the tracks their parents left behind, they would be certain to find them in a whole different light right now. In the ruins of an old building, long demolished, by the bay where a dangerous battle had been won by the Southern Water Tribe…
"Still don't think this is the right way to go about this tradition of ours, love. We didn't have swords back then, remember?" Sokka smirked. Azula scoffed, raising her white blade in his direction.
"Humor your wife. What's the point of coming all this way without a rematch?" she smirked. Sokka laughed.
"I really shouldn't have put that thought in your head, all those years ago," he concluded. Azula chuckled, as he unsheathed his sword as well. "But it always feels right… coming back to where it all began with you."
"Just how far have we come this time, Wentai?" Azula asked, teasingly.
"Let's figure that out, Princess Jing," Sokka smirked. Azula huffed, twirling her sword in a teasing flourish before diving forth.
Their duels were never truly dangerous, if simply because they knew each other all too well, so used to sparring together that they would always be effortlessly synched. They moved smoothly, almost as though they danced, as though they were fire and water swirling side by side, never snuffing each other out, never clashing fully, only brushing together so lightly, causing sizzling electricity to bloom between them in consequence.
Their outcomes were seldom predictable, but this time, it was Sokka who found himself disarmed, with a blade by his throat. He smiled, raising his hands in surrender.
"Now… don't you dare yield," Azula teased him, stepping closer to him, without setting aside her sword. Sokka chuckled, basking in the tenderness and danger alike. "That would be no fun."
"I can think of a better way to settle this, then," Sokka teased her: Azula smirked as his arms slid around her body.
Her sword clattered over his once she dropped it, fully enticed into his embrace, kissing him deeply as the pale sunlight of the South Pole bathed them. Sokka pressed their brows together, nose gently nudging hers.
"Still think this is the right way to finish any arguments," he said. Azula scoffed.
"You're still pronouncing 'leisure' wrong."
"Am not!"
"Oh, please…!"
He dove in again, as though to prove his earlier words correct: Azula laughed, hands cupping his face first, then slipping around his neck so she could hug him tightly. Their careless laughter echoed across the pristine landscape, the place where so much had begun for the two of them, and where their ever-growing love never failed to find renewal and strength, providing the best warmth in a frigid landscape… highlighting the beautiful balance between fire and ice that the two lovers had long discovered by each other's side.
#sokkla#sokka#azula#sokkla saturdays 2024#sokklasaturdays#this is me being a troll to a fault#on the kids in particular#they are so much fun to write#as usual I was at a loss for what to do and then the idea hit me and I loved it#if you know you know#gladiator spoilers#look their family is just too happy crazy wild stories sound like they were making them up to amuse the babies#one day... one day they'll realize what's up#yes it's gotta be rough for the biggest conspiracy theorists in your world to be your own children#who don't think you are that cool#and that's why they don't believe you did all the things you did#but it's so fucking funny to me anyway x'DDDDD#here goooooes
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I don't know if you've ever been asked this question, but I was wondering:
Did you learn to draw somewhere, or were you self-taught? Maybe you have some tips or hints for beginners? What was your favourite thing about drawing?
Sorry if this ask is too personal, but I really like your drawing style and wanted to ask some advice :D Have a good day! 🌸
it's a mix of both, really! i grew up loving art from the very beginning, like. im talking about making teletubbies fanarts and asking my dad to make me learn to draw characters from w.i.t.c.h. and tomb raider fandsndfs, according to my parents i had a pencil in my hands before i even started talking -- and that's what led me to actually learn to draw "properly", first in a art-centered high school (that. did less than good to me tbf but it was a matter of 90% of the art-related teachers being garbage) and the comics academy in torino where i think i started to truly "understand" what i wanted from my art style
if i may give some advices other than the good ol' "keep practicing and try to at least doodle something once a day", i could go with:
don't compare yourself to other artists negatively, especially those younger than you. it's probably the hardest part, but you need to "force yourself" to be positive. if you find yourself thinking "this 14 years old draws better eyes than me", go with "i love how they draw eyes, let's see if i can learn from it"
copy copy copy copyyyyy!!!!! copy from references, copy from photos, copy from comics, copy from movies. of course don't plagiarize people and then present that stuff as your own, but try to make a pose yours and learn to take pictures of your own hands, feet, face or ask people to pose if you can't find the right position
your art will look like shit to you, a LOT of times, but know that at one point you're going to quit. if you don't like what you're drawing, either quit there or restart, don't try to "fix" it because you'll just end up noticing more and more issues with it - issues that, most of the times, aren't even issues to begin with. letting go of perfectionism is very difficult, but at some point you'll have to do that--
and about perfectionism, a VERY good exercise we did in comics school was being forced to "draw fast". this isn't me telling you you NEED to draw as quick as possible, but it's an exercise that forces you to learn quickly where certain body parts go, to prioritize specific details rather than others. we had a model, and at first we had to sit there for an hour drawing her, then the hour became 30 minutes, then 10, then 5, and at the end 1. it took us a few lessons to do that, but at the end the super sketchy 1 minute copy went from ???? to a stylized human figure!!!
learn to draw realistic anatomy, and then make it your own style.
for the love of god learn prespective it's a bore it's a chore but as soon as you learn that everything becomes SO much easier
for shading, just. put a point in the canvas where the light source is and go from there!! if the light is on the right, the shades will be on the left
if you're coloring, play with the shades' colors. a good idea is to use the opposite color you use for the lights - if the light is yellow, the shades look great in purples, for example just don't use pure black unless you wanna go for a more dark/noir aesthetic oh my god
professional comic artists retrace a lot of their backgrounds. i'm js. use this as you wish :)
learn to draw different body shapes!!!! like getting out of the anime phase of "fat people are just like thin people but with a huge belly" can be difficult, but it's very satisfying
go out of your comfort zone. if you have problems drawing horses, spend a few days learning to draw horses. take some pics and try to understand them.
body proportions are so fun once you realize how so many things are the same. generally speaking, your spread hand is as long as your face, your feet and half the size of your arm; the outer corner of your eye is at the same level of your ear, and the inner corner is perpendicular to your nose and the corner of your mouth; if you leave your arm on your side, your elbow is at the same level of your bellybutton, and your fingers reach halfway your thighs. it's so fun
and yea, i can't stress it enough. it'll take time. art is painful, art is stressful, art can be discouraging. take a step at the time, accept some failures and celebrate any good thing - even the smaller ones. you learned to draw hands today, and you should be proud. i tried to draw a cat for the first time and it looks wonky, but the cat you will draw tomorrow will look better. i believe in you
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Thinking about little Spider in a dragon au. He’s the only human child and is so jealous when the Sully kids start collecting stuff for their hoards because he wants one too! But he doesn’t have that instinct that the others have, he doesn’t have an ancient dragon-y voice in the back of his head telling him what to hoard or even how to properly hoard at all.
Cue baby Spider trying to be all sneaky, assessing each of the Sully kids’ hoards individually to see what feels right for him.
Neteyam’s hoard is probably the neatest hoard Spider has ever had the pleasure of laying his eyeballs on. Carefully crafted arrow heads, brilliantly colored fish scales, a wind instrument of some kind—random stuff (or at least to a human eye; according to Norm all dragons see the specific spark that links everything in their hoard together) all organized in some needlessly particular way that Spider still doesn’t understand completely. Neteyam’s hoard is nice, but doesn’t call out to Spider. He moves on.
Hmm, Kiri’s hoard seems interesting. Dried flowers, random paintings, several baskets of mushrooms and nuts and seeds, homemade jewelry, and river rocks of various shapes and sizes. They’re all scattered haphazardly around her “den,” though none of them touch her “nest” (these terms puzzle Spider because he’s pretty sure their dens are just rooms and nests just really unkempt beds, but Norm and the other researchers assure him that there’s more to it than that). The vibe is nice but upon further thought none of these things really feel like anything Spider himself finds worth hoarding. Time to give Lo’ak a try.
Lo’ak’s hoard is. . . Interesting. A baseball sans the accompanying bat, several mixtapes that he highly doubts the boy has ever actually listened to given their current location being the middle of absolutely nowhere, several arrowheads that match the ones in Neteyam’s hoard, a few feathers, some shiny rocks, a few homemade friendship bracelets, and a few more random trinkets (Norm says it’s not uncommon for young dragons to hoard a bunch of random things until they find the right fit). It still doesn’t feel right to Spider.
He then proceeds to mope about it until he realizes something. Surely a hoard doesn’t have to be material things, right? If a hoard is a collection of what is most valuable, then surely the Sully kids can be be his hoard, right?
Yeah, that makes sense to Spider.
(And unbeknownst to him, he’s part of all of their hoards too.)
Ooh, this is interesting! It's also incredibly adorable, I grinned when I read those last two lines!! I'll admit, this is an au that I don't know much about. Are they actually dragons or are they ~dragons~ like in those werewolf aus where they just have a wolf in the back of their heads that says stuff and then they have senses but they aren't wolves, idk. Maybe.... shapeshifting into dragons? I don't know.
EITHER WAY, I love the hoard stuff. The idea of them all seeing a specific spark that links all their stuff, and Neteyam's specifically is this reasonable bunch of highly related stuff and then also this human child. Hilarious.
BUT CONSIDER: Is he in Jake and Neytiri's hoard? Just imagine. Neytiri, pissed that there's a human child of their enemy she doesn't want anything to do with, but as soon as she sets eyes on him theres that spark. He fits with the other kids in the family part of her hoard. And well, that's ridiculous, and she's kicks him out for dinner or something, but then it feels so wrong. She's always angrily putting Spider next to Kiri and Neteyam like "sit here" and then shoving food at him. She's always pissily stomping over to him to tuck him into his hammock that she furiously installed after one night he was sick at Hells Gate for a week and her dragon was ENRAGED that a piece of the hoard was missing for so long. Just rage caring for him because she has to lol.
#i'm cacklign at myself#i love the idea of neytiri needing to take care of spider due to some motherly instinct but shes mad about it mentally at first#miles spider socorro#spider socorro#spider sully#neytiri sully#neteyam sully#lo'ak sully#kiri sully#jake sully#tuktirey sully#sully family#avatar#avatar the way of water#james cameron avatar#melissa's asks#melissa on avatar (cameron)#we are mindmelding get in
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When Rusty is eleven, his father sits him down in the living room and tells him there will be a new baby soon. A lady friend of Jonas will be dropping off a brother for Rusty and hadn't the boy talked about wanting a playmate? It was true; Rusty was always asking for friends. This wasn't what he had meant.
He watched on as a room near his was converted from a guest bedroom into a nursery. H.E.L.P.eR. constantly whizzed by, claws full of baby clothes, formula, or toys. Rusty stared as Uncle Gentleman and Uncle Action helped his dad move out the queen-sized bed and spare workout equipment, before moving a crib and large bookshelf into the room.
"Are you alright, Master Rusty?"
"Kano! Don't sneak up on me like that!" He complained, but calmed down when the man's large hand ruffled his hair. Kano sat down at the table next to the boy and ate some cereal out of the box. "Aren't you going to help Pops?"
"They have it well in hand," said Kano. "You seem down and out."
Rusty crossed his arms. "What? No. It's just weird to see Pops not working on any new science project, or going out on the X-1 for a mission."
Kano ate some more cereal and swallowed before saying, "Yes, he rarely stays in one place. But, I heard he was like this when you were born."
"Really?"
"Yes, I was not yet...a part of Team Venture, but I've heard stories from Gentleman and Action Man of his late nights obsessing over what to name you and what books to buy."
"Oh," Rusty said surprised. "That's....that's really nice. I guess I never imagined Pops doing stuff like that for me." Kano sighed and took his glasses off to clean them. He was quiet before putting them back on. He placed a hand of Rusty's thin shoulder for a second.
"Your father..."Rusty watched with wide eyes as the strong man struggled with the shape of his phrasing. "Dr. Venture is a very passionate man," Kano settled on. "He saw, and still does see, you as his greatest project. One that required much start-up care, but needs less now that you are up and running. Does that make sense?"
"And this baby...will be the newest greatest project?" Rusty asked tentatively. Kano waved his hands frantically.
"No, no, no, see, ah shit, what is the right translation- Master Rusty, please understand," Kano said. "The new child, he is unplanned. You will always be your father's first born, his chosen child. Not that your father won't care for the new baby, no in fact he could have sent the child to the orphanage, but he didn't, because he is...he is a good man."
Rusty couldn't believe his ears. "The baby would have gone to the orphanage? Why?"
Kano blanched and looked up at the ceiling. "You see, um, well, the mother-"
A hand clamped down on Rusty's shoulder. "The tramp won't be in the picture for much longer," Uncle Gentleman said. "Soon as she pops out the bugger and gives him to Jonas, she'll be leaving."
"But why?" Rusty asked.
"She's a whore," his uncle explained, tapping his cane on the kitchen tile. "Completely unfit to be a mother, honestly the best thing she's done is tell Jonas instead of fishing it out with a wire."
He tried to the visual but it made Rusty nauseous. "If she's so awful, why did Pops make a baby with her?" Kano's face scrunched up, discomfited, but Gentleman easily explained.
"A man has to spread his wild oats, boy, you'll understand once you start growing some hair on your chest. A man can't always be picky about what field he's sowing either. I wouldn't worry about it too hard, laddie, you'll have plenty more to worry about once the little imp arrives."
Rusty frowned into his cereal.
"Oh, buck up, Thad," Uncle Gentleman clapped him on the back and walked away to the refrigerator. He opened the door, saying, "Being an older brother is supposed to be quite the privilege."
"It is," Kano quietly asserted.
Gentleman complained, "Why certainly, all my older brothers were privileged," swinging a pitcher of lemonade around. CLANK: it was set down on the counter. "Always getting me in trouble or taking my chores money," the man grumbled. The man poured himself a drink and did not continue speaking, reminiscing only to himself. Kano leaned into close the conversation.
"It is a privilege to be an older brother, but it also will come with its own challenges and puzzles. It will be your hardest and longest adventure, but brothers can become the best of friends. Plus," Kano smiled, "once the little one is a little older, the two of you together can team up on your father. Maybe force him to listen you."
Rusty giggled at the idea of him and a tinier Thaddeus hanging off Jonas,. Together they could convince him to set down his tools and listen to a show on the radio. It'd be nice having a literal brother-in-arms. One thought struck Rusty's brain and made him freeze.
"I won't have to change any diapers, will I?"
#latibulater#rusty venture#vbros kano#colonel gentleman#go team venture#jonas venture jr#vbros au#just a little idea i had in my head!!!!
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hi it's mermay and i'm thinking about sirens. i'm gunna do some looking of my own (at seadragons, probably) but can you think of any fish that look like their tails/features would make a cool mermaid?
Hello! I've actually answered a similar question before, here is my answer to that one:
But since your question is a little different, I'll feature some unique fish species you could find inspiration from!
The rockmover wrasse! Here is an adult, the juvenile is a little wilder:
Crazy patterns! Should go to good use :)
Eels! Just any type of eel, really. They come in such varied shapes and sizes, and have various abilities too! If you're the type of person who likes to give merpeople the features of the fish they're based on, just imagine a moray eel merperson with two jaws! Or a ribbon eel merson whose tail sways like a ribbon while swimming. I'd suggest looking into eels!
Electric eels too! Despite the name, they aren't actually eels at all, so I'm mentioning their genus separately here. Long fish that sense things with electricity and can generate it, even being able to cause prey animals to stop or start swimming with careful shocks... need I say more?
Here's one that could have many ways to be interpreted as a merson. Stargazers! They're ambush predators that hide in the sand, only having their eyes and mouth showing. I'd like to see how those would be interpreted as merpeople.
Mudskippers! The semiaquatic fish that live most of their lives on land.
Another one that walks, frogfish! Many species not only have a lure, but also walk along the bottom of the seafloor. How's that for an interesting merson challenge?
I don't think I've ever seen a merson who looks like a billfish, as in like a swordfish, sailfish or a marlin. The particular fish here is a sailfish!
I don't see some reef fish often, either. How about a moorish idol?
Perhaps the similarly-shaped butterflyfish?
Oh hey, maybe mandarinfish! That's one colourful guy :)
Deep sea fish are always a treat, too. They look very otherworldly compared to the fish we see often in everyday life! My personal favourite is the barreleye, but any friend from the deep is a friend indeed. The stoplight loosejaw who has a private red flashlight, the cookiecutter shark who sneakily bites chunks off bigger animals, bristlemouths with their large jaws and tiny teeth... I recommend looking into fish that have photophores, aka light-producing organs! They're fish that glow in the dark!!! Extremely cool and mysterious...
Lanternfish are a good example of this, I think. They're thought to be the most abundant group of vertebrates, they're deep sea-living, they have photophores, they migrate vertically in humongous schools that literally look like false bottoms to sonar.
Deep sea anglerfish are a classic, old but gold. Seldom used in merfolk! I've tried tackling anglerfish merfolk myself before, I'll feature my concept sketches below for possible inspiration... though they contain artistic nudity, so I'll only feature them under the cut. Nothing major. Cartoon tits.
And there you have it! I got kinda carried away, I'm sure no one minds. Have a fun Mermay! I'm gonna draw some art for it myself, but in the meantime, have this fish ramble :)
Her first initial concept on the left and some additional ones on the right. Anglerfish of all kinds use lures to trick prey, so I wanted to mix the lure aspect with mermaids to create a siren that lures in sailors with her human half and eats them with her fish half. The human half has working eyes, vocal chords and lungs to first spot sailors, then call and sing to them, but besides that all the other organs are in the fish half. No doubt similar merple exist, but this was my take on it! It's a lot of fun to be creative, I recommend just going with the flow and doing what feels the most natural or coolest. You've got this!
#oh my oh my what a post....#long post#asks#eros-vigilante#fish#merfolk#mermay#mermay 2023#rockmover wrasse#eel#eels#moray eel#electric eel#stargazer#mudskipper#frogfish#anglerfish#billfish#sailfish#marlin#swordfish#moorish idol#butterflyfish#mandarinfish#barreleye#lanternfish#my art#artistic nudity
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SPA ask,let's go:
Desuhiko was always complexed by his...thing down there, barely bigger than a thumb even fully erect,that's why despite his womanizing ways,he is so ashamed to show himself naked.
But dummy thicc housewife wannabe Fubuki think his penis absolutely adorable!As she got enough of those "horse shaped servant" (who aren't even horse shaped!) constantly remodeling her dummy thicc ass!
A long wholesome missionary session with extra hand holding is of course what will follow.
Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!
To be honest, Desuhiko thought he'd never get this far.
He, in his boxers, just a few inches away from Fubuki - the absolute knockout of the Nocturnal Detective Agency - who was completely naked, sitting on her bed, patiently waiting for him. Nervousness clear on his face.
All his life he's been struggling against himself leading up to his moment. His height, his personality, his not-so great music career - it was rough being Desuhiko. But he's made it now...right? Well, not quite either.
Truth is, even though he's at the finish line, there was another reason he looked so unsteady. It had to with...
"Desuhiko? Are you ready?" "Y-y-y-yeah!! Just....don't laugh, okay?" Slowly, he pulled down his boxers...and showed off his erect cock. A very fitting one for his size given how it was on the short side of things, to the point that some of the crueler lot might even mock it as being non-existant. His own insecurities being displayed out in the open. He was well aware that of the NDA guys, he had the small member.
Yakou's was naturally girthy, Vivia's was really tall whenever he could get himself going, and Yuma was a great balance of both worlds...but Desuhiko lagged behind all three. It was his greatest thorn and thought for sure upon seeing this Fubuki would instantly start to laugh. Or mock him. Or bo-
"Oooh, what a wonderful cock, Desuhiko!~"
...
Eh?
"Wh-what the Hell? What'dya mean 'wondeful cock' just look at this?!" he said incredulously, but to Fubuki she merely shook her head - eyes as genuine as ever.
"Is there a problem? I think it's a good size!! I fail to see the issue here."
"W-what?! The heck?! Wouldn't you rather that sexy ass body of yours to be fucked by someone...y-y-ya know, bigger down there?"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmm....no? Well, rather, not really?" Fubuki admitte head tilting back as she pondered for a bit. "I mean, they aren't bad!! But...I must admit I am somewhat tired of it. My mansion is filled with....what did mother call them. "Hung horse hunks'? Whatever that means, but they were always the ones available for me in need, so I'm a bit weary of finding another one with that feature." Ohhh...remind Desuhiko he needs to check in on that mansion sometime.
"Besides...hung cock or small cock, I want to have the sex with you, Desuhiko, regardless~"
But on the matter at hand, Desuhiko was stunned. Someone...really didn't think he was strange or inferior for having said cock? Who just wanted him alone? H-h-huh? God! No! No, no, no!! Wipe those tears Desuhiko!! A lady is eager for you to be the star!!! Time to show her what you got!~
"...Fine!~" Striking a pose, that old confidence from Desuhiko was rising - for his biggest fan!!! "If it's a good time you want, it's a good time, you'll get!! I'll rock your world, baby!!!"
"Yippeee!!! Then let us 'get our freak' on!!!" Fubuki said, before grabbing Desuhiko by the arm and yanking him forward.
"Wh-HEEEEY!!" Before he knew it, he was trapped dead center onto Fubuki's jiggly set of boobs, lying ontop of her as she laid back into bed. Those soft, warm, mounds, which begged for Desuhiko to sink in deep...while he was in the perfect spot to get to work~
Plap, plap, plap, plap, plap!!
With a fervor to match his name, Desuhiko began to fuck the breedable Clockford heiress, much to her giggly, squealy delight!
"Th-that's ittttt!! You're doing great so far, Desuhiko~ K-keep it up as you are, please~ You're wonderful!!" begged Fubuki, reaching out and clasping his hand.
And in turn, while Desuhiko couldn't quite respond/be heard, given his face's current situation - the fact of the matter that he clasped her hand back to, showed that he was deeply appreciative of her right back.
...Well that and, half an hour later, he showed his gratitude by pretty much filling up Fubuki to the point her bed was drenched in his cum. Turns out, while his cock may have been small, he was quite the hefty shooter~
(You can bet your ass he's bragging about that whenever he's hanging out with the guys again~)
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What is an Oni? 🧟♀️
At this point I believe we all know the history of Demon Slayer. Kamado Tanjiro, the eldest son of a charcoal seller that decided to enter the Demon Slayer cops to find a way to turn his sister, Nezuko, back to human, after Muzan turned her into an Oni after killing the rest of their family. But what exactly is an Oni? “After the death of Izanami, the female creator of Japan, Izanagi, her husband, and male counterpart, misses her so much that he goes to the nether land to retrieve her. But Izanami says that she has already eaten the food from that realm, implying that it would be difficult for her to return easily to this one. The food produced in the ither world has the power to make one stay in that world, so she tell him to wait and not look. (…) When Izanagi looks at Izanami, however, she is ugly, with maggots squirming and eight thunder deities growing around her entire body. Izanami is furious, probably because he broke the promise/taboo and looked at her changed appearance. Instead of bemoaning her fate and going back to the nether land quietly, she attacks him saying that he caused her undying shame.” - Reider,2010; When we think of an Oni, right know the image of a girl with hair half black half orange, pink eyes in a box with the personality of a cat comes to mind (or Michael Jackson, u choose), even for Japanese people. But it was not always like this. Sometime before 2016 (aka the release of the manga), when we said Oni the image of a “humanoid creature, with horns and fangs and clod in only a plea loincloth”, a terrifying wicked creature was probably the main image. I mean it is not that difference, but Oni were not always cute. Onis are part of the Yokai culture, a concept that was more or less always present in Japanese minds. During the Heian period [c.794-794] [Is it a coincidence that Muzan was turned into an Oni exactly during the Heian times? I don't think so] were going to find a lot of Oni themes in literature. In terms of depictions of said demons, we see them coming to life mainly during the Muromachi period [c.1338-1578], were emakimono [horizontal illustration handscroll] started to appear, followed by encyclopaedias during the Edo Period. Oni’s are probably the product of Japanese people’s fear of the natural disasters that were extremely common in the Japanese territory, for instance, lighting and thunder are strongly associated with then (what would explain a lotttttt, like I’m looking at you Kaigaku). Some even say that if kami aren’t worshiped enough, they will become Oni. The Kami were always related to the yang and the Oni to the yin [meaning the Kami related to the world of living and the Oni to the world of death]. “(…) their souls have nowhere to go and nobody worships them. So they linger in the air and cause various problems…” - Reider,2010; If one truly takes the time to think, there are some Kami that aren't that different from the mono [evil spirits], most of the time, the same characteristic would apply to both entities in terms of power, both were feared, but only one was truly respected. Also, there the theory that says that Oni where the product of the Humans that ended up on one of the Buddhist levels of hell, where Emma-O would turn them into horrifying servants. Other theory would say that a Human would turn into an Oni by committing horrible crimes.
Needless to say, there are various depictions of Oni, they take different shapes depending on which belief we are looking at them either it being the Buddhist cosmology, Onmyodo [Ying yang beliefs], Chinese literature or Japanese imagination. Almost of the size of humans, sometimes taller. With sharp nails, horns, tusks. Big mouths, various eyes. Red or blue skin. Some say they can fly. Some say they have some animal parts. Some also say that a woman can also become n Oni when she is overcome with jealousy or grief. (Which explains the myth Izanami, and that man were always scared of woman, but funny enough the popular image of oni is normally male) Some eat children. Some eat the dead. Some eat souls. They wear loincloths made of the skin of great beasts. What all of this have in common is that they are all scary things. One of the biggest characteristics of the Oni is their huge desire for human flesh. It is said that they can eat a human in one gulp. Their transformative power, they can transform their grotesque forms into handsome man or woman allowing the victim to grown interest in them. Oni would have an extreme strength, some of them being talented sorcerers. Also, people that lived far away from the emperor, or had different customs, would be considered an Oni. People that looked different or thought differently from the normal Japanese were called Oni, this was especially common during the imperialism times. Emotions like anger, jealousy, infidelity, and lust were emotions that one would connect to Oni. But the question of “What are Oni” is actually a really tough question, since we can find a lot of variations of Oni in this huge catalogue. “[…] monstrous and cruel Oni, who eat the flesh of corpses, Oni who devour the living, Oni who murder, Oni who trick people, Oni who cause famine, sickness or plague; and there are humorous and charming Oni, Oni unthreatening they hardly seem Oni at all, totally defeated Oni, pity deducing Oni, etc” - Komatsu,2017; in fact this goes well with the catalogue of Oni characters that we have in the anime, the Upper-moons inclusive.
The ambiguity of the concept of an Oni is something that was adapted in different times in history, but without fully losing indigenous beliefs against the foreign concepts. But some scholars say that what we associate to Oni today was not what they always were. The word simply means something big, and the Oni were a creature that did not show himself except for gathering of spirits were enormous forms were perceived, an invisible spirit. The most primitive form of Oni is said to be the spirits of the ancestors of the village. Oni was an umbrella term for all monsters. But from simple ancestors they would develop into something that the people feared. Yomotsukome [The soldiers that defended Izanami in the myth] are said to be the precursors of the current Onis. In Edo period an one would be a dark enigmatic force that would threaten all the classes. Even tho Oni themes were not discussed in the courts anymore, they would still linger on their personal lives, translated in the literal, visual and performing arts. For medieval Japanese people, Oni were real, they were always lucking somewhere, especially in people’s minds. They were real entities with real substantial bodies, that affected the lives of Japanese people. If they needed to make a day’s long trip, they would carefully plan the trip to never be on the road during the night. But the powerful image of the Oni gradually start to fall. Oni frequented both the urban and rural areas, always making trouble, causing fear. With the mass printing of books that had Oni histories and illustrations this once terrifying beings became an entertainment in the urban areas. Through the hands of the artists, Oni started to be transformed in different kinds of beings. In the Edo times, people were more scared of the samurai than Oni themself, these warriors were a living threat with their ritual, privileges and two swords. For urban residents, Oni’s were creatures of art and literature that flourished in nostalgia and futuristic imaginations. Oni stories started to have sex and violence on their stories and started to be told from their point of view in a kind of victimise way. "If one accepts the tenet that Oni impact the physical everyday lives of people in the culture from which they emerge, then it is relatively easy to make sense of the Oni’s functions within and influences upon the political events that drive Japanese history" - Reider, 2010;
CARTER, Caleb. 2019 - The demonic countryside: beckoning early modern visitors through oni legend and ritual. Japan Forum, 31:4, 467-486. <https://doi.org/10.1080/09555803.2019.1594336>; KOMATSU, Kazuhiko. 2017 - An introduction to Yokai culture: Monsters, Ghosts and Outsider in Japanese culture. Tokyo: Japan Publishing Industry Foundation For Culture. [Ebook]; MEYER, Matthew - Oni. [Consulted on 13 June 2023] < https://yokai.com/oni/>; REIDER, Noriko T. 2010 - Japanese Lore: Oni from Ancient time to present. Utah: Utah State University Press. [Ebook]; REIDER, Noriko T. 2003 - Transformation of the Oni: From the frightening and simbolical to the cute and sexy. Asian Folklore Studies, Volume 62, 133-157. Ohio: Miami University; ROBERTS, Jeremy. 2009 - Japanese Mythology A to Z. Chelsea: Chelsea House. [Ebook];
#demon slayer#demonslayerfromhistorytofantasy#demon slayer from history to fantasy#japanese history#kimetsu no yaiba#history#history research#demon slayer history#research#kamado tanjiro#muzan kibutsuji#kamado nezuko#oni#upper moons
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Finally up and about after being knocked on my ass by a really bad cold, so here we go!
🌻Dragons
Forever thinking about the versatility of dragons in fiction.
Like, just in a purely physical sense, you can do so much. Scales, fur, feathers, hide. Wings aren't always necessary and neither are legs. The eye placement can be changed. You can draw inspiration from just about any creature that exists in our world and make it draconic. You can even reach back into history. I would lay down my life for a triceratop shaped dragon.
Then you've got everything beyond the physical.
I'm talking cultural beliefs, both about dragons and what dragons have themselves. These can be religious or not and either way, that's such a fun thing to explore. Imagine dragon shaped gods and demons. Imagine dragon built temples and what beauty they could make of rock with those sharp claws of theirs.
I'm also talking wild versus domesticated. Imagine chihuahua dragons. Image mountain-sized dragons. Are they hunted? What do they hunt? How does their existence influence the world around them? Do you need a dragon inspector to check the land you want to build on it's just a sleeping dragon? Do the local rat-dragons and regular rats wage war against each other? Are there Beware The Dragon signs out for postal workers because Mr Cuddlewuddles the chihuahua dragon will try to char you to cinders if you dare step upon his land?
I'm also vaguely obsessed with the sale of dragon eggs, claws, teeth, etc... because it would be fascinating to see that interwoven with the cultural and religious beliefs. Can dragon blood be used to cauterize wounds? Is powdered dragon scales used in soap making? Are hollowed out dragon horns considered, like unicorns, to have the ability to cleanse it's contents of poison? And if the dragons in these worlds are of a more sentient variety, how do they feel about this? Do they collect their shed scales and broken teeth? Is their a dragon blood donation drive? Do they have similar ideas about human bones, skin, teeth, etc...
Keep in mind that this is what is going through my head all the time, because I am simply obsessed with these creatures.
🌻Books
Earlier this year, I went through the effort of setting up a database of all the books I own physically. This is so I can keep track of everything I own and, since the database is accessible on my phone, I can reference it when I'm in bookstores.
I own 717 books at present. I own duplicates of a couple, such the Howl's Moving Castle series (3) and some Robin McKinley books (The Door In The Hedge, Spindle's End, Beauty) and a couple of others. I've read 539 of all the books I own and am slowly making my way through the rest.
I know, I know: Alice, that's so many books! You're right. It is, but I love to be surrounded by books. I tend to keep books that I've loved, plan to reread, or have a strong nostalgic attachment to them. They're so incredibly special to me, and I am already running out of room on my shelves. Sigh.
🌻Cats
We got a new cat last year, a beautiful black cat called Esmeralda. She's our first indoor cat and she's an absolute menace. We call her Dennis The Menace (a reference to the 1993 film of the same name) and Mad Madam Mim (a character from The Sword In The Stone 1963) because she is just a bundle of energy. I wish I could siphon it. I'm so jealous of her endless energy.
Okay, I'll wrap this ask up now; it got so long!
send me a 🌻 and ill just tell you whatever the fuck i want
#replies#anon#ask meme#long post#don't have the energy to read through this for mistakes#if you see any... avert thine eyes etc
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Touch Me (I'm Already Yours)
Summary: Spencer and Reader bake cookies together and learn that they both like to take care of each other.
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem Reader
Touch Me (I’m Already Yours)
It wasn't too say that Spencer thought that his heart was going to explode, it was more of a matter of when it was going to explode. Despite it being a feat that superseded the laws of physics, Spencer was simply waiting for the moment when Y/N's entire kitchen would be splattered with tiny, gross pieces of his heart.
It was inappropriate to think about such vile and graphic things as Y/N glided around her kitchen wearing a dusting of flour on the bridge of her nose. A scene like that deserved nothing but the most pure and wholesome thoughts. Strangely enough, both dealt with matters of the heart.
Literally and figuratively.
"Snowman or ornaments?" Y/N asked, holding up two cookie cutters. "The ornaments seem simple, but we'll want to be neat with the decorations."
"So snowmen?" Spencer suggested, counting the times his heart, made up of muscle, thumped in his chest. He swore Y/N could hear it too. "You love snowmen."
"You remembered?" Y/N gasped, her eyes wide with disbelief. The entire thing, her nose covered in flour, her eyes beaming up at him, the smell of vanilla and cinnamon coming from the over, was too much for Spencer and his tender heart.
"Of course I remembered, Y/N" Spencer said, attempting to hide the way he ducked his eyes from her line of vision.
"Right." Y/N said, sounding some what disappointed with either the situation or with Spencer himself, he wasn't too sure. "Eidetic memory."
"Ah no. It's not that," He paused taking a breath as his mind churred around and around. He needed away to explain his without ruining what they had together. "It's just, I could have the memory of a chimpanzee and still remember every mundane thing about you."
She wiped the flour from her hands, dusting it all over her Christmas themed apron. The Santa bells jingled as she cleaned them off, puncturing the silence with their festive twinkling sound. She smiled, the flour still on her nose and Spencer decided to take that as a good sign.
"Aren't goldfish the ones with bad memories?" Y/N asked, turning to the rolled out dough. She handed Spencer a snowman cookie cutter, silently instructing him to cut our a couple of his own. He followed her lead, watching as Y/N carefully created snowmen-shaped cookies.
"Well actually, that is a rather wide misconception. Goldfish have pretty impressive memories. There are thousands of studies on memory that feature Goldfish as testing subjects. They are quite fascinating as they are tetrachromatic. Tetrachromacy is a condition where a person, or in this case a fish, has four cone types in their retina."
“Hmm,” Y/N remarked, “that’s fascinating, Spencer. I can’t comprehend a color besides the ones we know.”
Spencer smiled, still trying keep his heart in it’s fleshy container. He watched as Y/N took the bench scraper to slide the cookies from the counter to the cookie sheet. The oven beeped, interrupting the silence that wedged itself between them. It wasn’t an uncomfortable silence, but a comfortable one. It was soft and sweet, the sugar cookies that baked to a perfect crisp, yet chewy golden brown in the oven.
“Okay, given the thickness of the cookies, the size, and your oven, I’d venture to guess that the cookies need 8 and a half minutes.”
“See,” Y/N commented, taking the cookie sheet off the counter, “you are good at this. I can’t believe you thought you’d be bad at baking.”
Spencer offered a sheepish smile, knowing well enough that claiming that he was a bad baker was nothing, but a lie. The truth, however, was something that Spencer didn’t want to reveal. He was quite too fond of keeping his heart in his chest.
“I’m the oven they go,” Y/N commented. She opened the door, sliding the tray hot oven. “Oh shit!” She cursed. “Ah, I-I burnt my hand.”
“Run it underwater,” Spencer said, rushing over to Y/N’s side to asses the burn. “Here, let me see it.”
Y/N hissed in pain as she ran her hand under the rushing water. He touched her bare skin, think he was the one who has been burnt.
“Ouch,” Y/N whimpered. “It hurts.”
Spencer rubbed her hand, his brows furrowing as he saw the tip of her finger she burnt. “I know, Y/N.” He whispered to her. “Just keep it under the water. Studies show that running it under cool water for ten minutes and the keeping it out of the water to breathe for another ten is the key to preventing pain.”
Y/N side eyed Spencer sheepishly as she winced through the pain, “well you’re the doctor aren’t you,”
She smiled and Spencer felt that old familiar body ache. The one that threatened to unleash his heart from his chest. The one that would cover this kitchen in heart muscle and tissue and blood and all the gross things that help keep him alive. He was barely breathing, as he held Y/N softer hand in his rougher one. Spencer stood so close he could smell the flour and cinnamon on Y/N. It was like the sweetness was oozing from within her.
“Give it a couple more minutes.” Spencer instructed, his hand still on her wrist. “And then you’re going to sit on the chair while I clean up.”
“But—” Y/N started. She was taken aback by Spencer’s forceful interruption.
“No buts,” Spencer said. “You are going to listen to me. So sit.” He said, shutting the water off with finality.
Slightly disgruntled, Y/N listened to him and sat herself down on the kitchen chairs that faced her small kitchen. She winced at the warm, searing pain of her finger tip. Spencer looked at her with concern, but she waved it off with a simple shrug.
“It’s really fine. I’m being a baby.” She explained, watching as Spencer stared the dishes.
“No, you’re not,” Spencer. “Burns really hurt. There was one case where the unsub rigged the house to blaze up with flames. I burned my side leg. I think that hurt more than when I got shot in my leg.”
“Such a brave hero,” Y/N lamented with sarcasm, “It seems wrong to have someone like you doing my dishes after how hard you work.”
Spencer looked over at Y/N, his expression changing from concern to misunderstanding. “You work hard too, Y/N,” Spencer said, sounding genuine as he spoke, “and you deserve someone who will take care of you when you are hurt.”
“So do you, Spence,” Y/N whispered, not meeting Spencer’s eyes. “And I think I’d like being that person for you.” Spencer let the water run, not caring as the dishes and bowls overflowed with hot, sudsy water.
“Oh,” He said, concentrating on the way his heart tightened in his chest, “well that’s good. I mean, I like when you take care of me. And me too. No that’s not right. I just like taking care of you as well.” Spencer shook his head, his eyes never leaving Y/N’s flour covered face, “What I mean to say is that the feeling…the feeling between us, it’s mutual.”
“That’s good. That’s really good,” Y/N said, smiling as she stood up. She walked over to Spencer, grabbing his hand with her good hand. “I think you are pretty great, Spence.”
“Again,” Spencer started, “the feeling is mutual.” Somehow the thumping in his chest subsided. Instead, Spencer felt warm and safe inside. With just their fingertips touching, Spencer felt every fiber in his being tuned into Y/N’s being. He could hear her breathing, feel the heat from her body against his side, and smell the sweetness from the cookies against her skin.
“That’s good. Because I really want to kiss you, but I don’t want to burn these cookies.”
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omg could you share your findings about the boys' height from shortest to tallest? i think itd be interesting find out judging basely on their parents height at least!
Of course! I was just messing around, but the way I did this was by comparing photos of the parents standing next to each other in various screencaps, then getting the heights based off of that. I decided to compare by eye height because some of them have tall hair or are wearing hats, but all eyes are the same shape and size. That way, it's the most accurate and I don't have to make estimates.
The parents whose height I measured are the main 5, Tweek's, and Craig's.
Starting with the men first, I'll provide some photos to show how I went along with this:
I put the line at the top of the tallest dad's eyes - in this photo, that would be Randy. It makes it easier to measure and I'll use this photo for reference for the moms later.
Here's our list so far for the dads:
Randy Marsh Gerald Broflovski Richard Tweak
Adding Stuart into it, we have this photo:
Stuart is easily the tallest dad in this photo. We add him to the list.
Stuart McCormick Randy Marsh Gerald Broflovski Richard Tweak
I don't even have to look at Thomas to know he's the tallest, but I'll include a screencap anyway.
Even though some are further behind than others, we can easily tell that Thomas is the tallest of the dads. He goes at the top of the list. Now Stephen.
Stephen is shorter than Randy and I'm thinking he would either be above or below Gerald, but I want to make sure of that.
I put it a bit below because Stephen has his head tilted. Either way, we can see he is taller than Gerald. Therefore, the updated list would be
Thomas Tucker Stuart McCormick Randy Marsh Stephen Stotch Gerald Broflovski Richard Tweak
But... We're forgetting someone, aren't we? Jack Tenorman. He was a bit of a tricky one because he was only pictured next to Scott and his wife. I had to take a photo of him next to Scott, use Scott, then use Chef, then use Liane.
I took a screencap of Liane and Chef and put it over this photo, lining up that Chef's eyes with this. We can see that Liane is a bit taller than Scott. Looking back at the photo of Scott and his dad, we can assume Jack Tenorman is very tall. However, we have to compare Liane with the men, then.
I took the photo of Scott and his dad, lined it up with the photo above, then lined Liane up with one of the photos from earlier. I wanted to be sure instead of making a guess.
We can see that Jack is taller than Randy, but shorter than Stuart.
The full list of the dads would be:
Thomas Tucker Stuart McCormick Jack Tenorman Randy Marsh Stephen Stotch Gerald Broflovski Richard Tweak
The moms won't be that much work, luckily. Taking the first two photos we used (without resending them because image limit), the order would be:
Carol McCormick Sharon Marsh Liane Cartman Mrs. Tweak Sheila Broflovski
Laura is easily the tallest mom, considering how close she is in height to Thomas, the tallest dad.
Finally, we have to look at Linda Stotch. I took a screencap of her and Stephen and lined up Stephen's eyes with a screencap of Stephen and Liane.
We can see that Linda is shorter than Liane, not greatly, but still shorter. We can see Linda and Mrs. Tweak a row behind Liane and Stephen and conclude Linda is shorter than Liane, but taller than Mrs. Tweak.
The full list of the moms would be:
Laura Tucker Carol McCormick Sharon Marsh Liane Cartman Linda Stotch Mrs. Tweak Sheila Broflovski
Now we have a list of the moms and dads, tallest to shortest. I'll line them up here to make it easier to have a median.
Laura Tucker // Thomas Tucker Carol McCormick // Stuart McCormick Sharon Marsh // Jack Tenorman Liane Cartman // Randy Marsh Linda Stotch // Stephen Stotch Mrs. Tweak // Gerald Broflovski Sheila Broflovski // Richard Tweak
Right off the bat, Craig would be the tallest and Kenny the second tallest. They can be put on the list. At the bottom would be Kyle and Tweek, but it's both equal in terms of shortest mom/dad. However, given how short Sheila is, Kyle would be last, then Tweek. They can be put on the list.
Craig Tucker Kenny McCormick - Tweek Tweak Kyle Broflovski
The same would go for Stan and Cartman, however, Jack Tenorman is taller than Sharon, considerably so. It would be Cartman, then Stan. I would put them very close in height, though. There's one spot left, which would naturally go to Butters. So, the final list of the kids, tallest to shortest based on their parents' heights would be:
Craig Tucker Kenny McCormick Eric Cartman Stan Marsh Butters Stotch Tweek Tweak Kyle Broflovski
Note that this is just for fun. A lot of factors go into height other than the height of the parents, but this is just looking at the parents.
#sorry this is a bit late#i was super busy yesterday#south park#stats#☆#this took a lot of work bc i had to regather photos and double and triple-check everything#ar#save
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For: @toxic-and-the-gang
New Muse!
Vs. Honey.ZIP: Bad Blood (Part 2)
1st Muse:
Goddess Z
Aliases: Z
Species: Demon
Subspecies:
• Cat (Normal)
• Pac Worlder (Cylindria)
• Vocaloid (Hatsune Miku)
• Human (Runo Misaki)
Gender: Female
Eye Color: Yellow
Occupation: Wrestler
About: Goddess Z is the D-Side version of Amy X, appearing as the opponent in Cycles, She is a demon whom the company summoned her in the 1990s to assist them with game development. Eventually, she forced the company to abandon her, then she took worlds she was forced to make and made them a bit more like home. Although she seldom gets visitors in her current state, she's always eager to share her wonderful creations with any who crosses her path.
Differences:
• Goddess Z is a massive, hulking yellow cat with a purple wrestling outfit and muscles that can be shown, She has purple fingerless gloves, tenneshoes, a Z-shaped belt buckle on her spiked belt, and rarely she holds the dessicated corpse of Tiara the Manx as her microphone.
Throughout Cycles, Goddess Z shape-shifts into three relatively obscure characters: Cylindria, Hatsune Miku, and Runo Misaki. However, her cat fangs and glowing yellow eyes always show through her disguise.
As Cylindria, she transforms into a light pink Pac-worlder entity, halving her size in the process. She has black pigtails, purple glasses, black boots, and black fingerless gloves with a Z etched onto the back of her hands. Rarely, her microphone changes to the decapitated head of Betrayus, the final boss of "Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures".
As Hatsune Miku, she becomes a large Vocaloid, the same size as her normal form. Her appearance looks a bit more like a mecha version of Hatsune Miku, Her Letter Z is now painted onto her shoulder replacing the "01" marking, her hands are robotic. She rarely holds a decapitated Vocaloid head, one of the musical artists, in the place of her mic.
As Runo, she shifts into a fair-skinned girl with blue pigtails wearing her usual outfit. The letter on her yellow midriff T-shirt is printed with a Z. Her hands are trickled with blood, and she rarely holds the decapitated head of Masquerade, the doom being in "Bakugan Battle Brawlers."
In her final phase, Goddess Z faces the player directly shifts into one of her previous forms for each pose showing her glowing eyes in her idle.
In God Feast, Goddess Z appears in their Honey form wearing the Women's Tuxedo.
Trivia:
• To unlock Cycles D-Sides, the player/user must press 7 anywhere.
• Goddess Z foreshadows her next form in her right poses, with the face of the next character through her mouth.
• In the final part of Cycles, Goddess Z's icon disappears when she is in her idle poses.
• Her icon changes depending on the notes she hits, and what character corresponds to it.
• All of Goddess Z's forms have a "Z" shape somewhere in person-Honey and Hatsune Miku have it either on her belt or on her shoulder, Cylindria's on her gloves, and Runo Misaki's is printed on the yellow midriff T-shirt.
• Goddess Z is supposed to be the scariest out of all wrestling divas, and the very most intimidating of all wrestlers.
• Some wrestling women aren't really scared of Goddess Z at all, but they should be.
• Goddess Z can be a murderous wrestler when it comes to the most brutal wrestling moves, and finishing moves, she has killed at least 5 women that are wrestlers that have become very weak
• Goddess Z hates the goverment.
2nd Muse:
Honee
Species: Kitty Cat
Gender: Female
Eye Color: Black
About: Honee is one of the characters in Milk. She is the Sunk-ified version of Honey the Cat.
Appearance: Honee is a short Kitty Cat with a purple dress, and wearing pointed sunglasses. She also blows blue bubblegum in her left pose and wears purple boots.
In God Feast, Honee is seated in the baby chair whilest playing with with a D-Side Tailsko Doll, alongside with Jinxy.
Trivia:
• Honee is inspired by Mitee from Milk D-Sides, and Sonic's Schoolhouse.
• Honee is the cutest cool cat
• She loves to eat sandwiches
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❝ hmph ... your tail is very forward , ❞ the smooth velvet of his voice almost does a decent job at selling the composed , nonchalant exterior he wants to sell , if only his pupils aren't twice it's size . ❝ it should know i'm not that kind of dr- ! ow ... ❞ the vowel oscillates to a higher pitch before smoothing itself into a purr , yet his body barely flinches , well accustomed to occasional cruelties .
a better man would refuse . a slightly better man might at least feign inner turmoil . he was neither , and there was nothing to gain in pretending now . truthfully , the ever swinging pendulum of his morality seems to lean in the direction of whomever he was closest to . it did feel rather voyeuristic to just stand there and watch someone wrap a noose around their neck , but there was some kind of twisted catharsis in it , wasn't there ?
the flames dance in the red of his eyes like infernal mirrors , he watches her intently , and then , her spectacle ; and what a spectacle it is . he's committed to go through with this , ego and pride would never allow his footsteps to falter now , but he does step back at the sight , something between awe and sheer terror latched to his delicate features as he contemplates the creatures sprouting from the ground . the shapes bend and twist , until they're formed , toothed and hooved , their breath scorching : he recognizes the infernal creatures from stories he'd heard on his travels . nightmares . in the stories they ate human flesh . he's hoping that was an exaggeration .
❝ well ... ❞ he neglects the burn on his pale hands , fully engrossed . ❝ and here i thought devils liked to fly everywhere . ❞ but the playfulness slowly drains from the his pale features as he takes a step closer , cautious , curious ; mindful , yet so eager to play with fire , the heat of the hells still licking his hands .
❝ mm . ❞ the corner of his mouth there’s a soft-lit nuance of emotion , desperate to bury itself . it seems to flicker between a vague sense of discomfort , pity , and something undefined which is he immediately attempts to suppress it , choke down with practiced apathy . ❝ i see . ❞ wisps of dark-auburn hair fall over his chiseled cheekbones , casting a rather somber shadow as he stares in acknowledgement .
he finds it odd that something in him implores to be softer , to make room for that pity to fester . pity . why now ? he'd witnessed his own in their infancy , tossed down into the spider's web . slaves used as targets for spell practice . slashed open for fun . public executions . poisonings at the dinner table . what good has pity ever done anyone ? what a pathetic excuse of a sentiment . if his mouth opens to ask questions , it is promptly sealed shut again , silenced by the reminder that we deserve all we cannot avoid . if you can't bite the hand the hand beats you , you earn every strike . his fingers recoil , and a wave of disgust washing over him as he sniffles indignantly at the indication of weakness in his bones . he is young , his matron is right ; there is much in him that needs to be wrung out still .
it feels like ages since he'd last spoken . ❝ well enough , not to worry . ❞ the drow reassures , stepping back to unceremoniously to tug at the saddle of the hellish stallion , refusing to dwell any longer on that loathsome sentimentality as he gracefully climbs on top of it the practice of someone who'd done so before . no overt cruelty to his stance , but no kindness either , only a quiet , cold indifference . empathy is best when smothered in its cradle , before it grows a conscience .
there is a slight tilt to his head , almost mechanical as he forces the corners of his lips upwards , electing to ignore that nagging feeling at the back of his skull . ❝ ... unless you want me to hold on tight to your waist , like a proper prince in distress ? i can do that , if you prefer . ❞ an easy enough deflection , but it fails to be convincing , he thinks , so he doesn't wait before swiftly moving along the conversation . ❝ where to , then ? ❞
Mizora let out a small gasp and placed a hand on her chest. "Me?!", she called in disbelief, "Doing this on purpose? Why, I would never!" As if to undermine her point, her tail swished from side to side in aggravation. "Certainly, you have seen a tiefling's tail before, Vhaal. It is a vital tool for communication and how they interact with the world. My tail is no different. I have no control over that blasted thing." Said naughty tail whisked forward and gave Vhaal's thigh a hearty slap as if he was a naughty schoolboy.
The Cambion had not even cast a spell. And yet Vhaal's defences had been completely overwhelmed. He had difficulties keeping his eyes on her, blinking and clearing his throat as he tried to regain his footing. He was stumbling over his words, repeating phrases like a broken record. Oh, he made for a wonderful plaything to kill the time until her puppy had returned from his little trip.
A winning smile crossed her lips and she said: "Lovely, little drow." She tapped a clawed finger upon her lips, deep in thought. Her eyes shimmered slyly and as her grin widened a touch more, Vhaal could catch a glimpse of inhumane fangs. "That being said, we might want to take a different approach than my pet and his playmates. Plus we are looking for more than just merchants."
Her hands began to glow an ominous orange and flew through the air as Mizora with a smile began to chant a summoning ritual. Before Vhaal's eyes, the ground bubbled and boiled as a ring of fire sprouted forth. Out of these flames rose two massive, quadruple masses, throwing their heads up. They transformed into two huge, black horses with roaring fire for manes, tails and the tufts on their hooves.
The Nightmares were fully saddled and harnessed. As they neighed and threw their heads around, their hot spit flew off their muzzles and scorched the back of Vhaal's hands. Without a shred of hesitation, Mizora reached for the reigns and brought the horses' heads closer to her. As she did so, one of the animals looked at Vhaal. Though its eyes were pits of black, there was a shockingly human sadness and sorrow in that malignant gaze.
"Easy now, Margot", Mizora hushed the animal, "That's a good girl." Her hand reached beside the mare's face and caressed her temple in a circular motion. Margot lowered her head and as her flaming mane dimmed down, it turned into long, silken strands of black hair, which made her look like she had been left in the rain. Was she snorting in agitation or sobbing? Why did these two sounds seem so non-distinguishable?
Mizora kept grooming the mare, smiling to herself. "Good girl", she cooed, "Very good girl. What an obedient mare. Just how I like it." Reaching for the edge of the saddle, which as it turned out was a lady's saddle, Mizora ascended the horse's back and picked up the reigns. Looking at the other horse, a stallion, which shrunk in on itself upon meeting her fiery red eyes, Mizora clicked her tongue and the Nightmare trotted over toward Vhaal. Curling its lips back, it snapped at his fingers, however, then it stayed still and waited.
"You know how to ride a horse, don't you?" Mizora's question was not a question. It sounded more like a hidden order. "Don't worry about their bite. They won't harm you." Her clawed hand struck the mare in the shoulder with such force, it would leave a bruise. Yet despite the pain, the Nightmare staid stock still, sweat gathering on its flanks. "They know what happens when they misbehave."
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Passage from chp. 63 of Wicked Game:
A thin waterfall fell from somewhere in the darkness above their heads, filling in a nearly perfect bowl shaped pool at the bottom. It steamed faintly like a hot spring, filling the area with a gentle fog. Clear glass globes were set into the rocks that he brought to life with a wave of his hand. In the farthest reach of the cave, she saw a shattered Eluvian, the frame now overgrown with moss. This wasn't just a safehouse, this was a remnant of Elvhenan lost to time just like so much else.
“Oh, Solas,” she breathed. He stood at her side with his jaw clenched as he looked over the space. Once it must have been beautiful, a tiny hidden grotto. She could see where plants must have grown, where the walls were once decorated. The images were so faded that she couldn't even pick out what they might have been. The Eluvian frame was small, just the right size to let people walk through it from wherever it originated. “What was it for?”
*bonk bonk* 😘
*bonk bonk* 😘 Oh, this scene...
(Let's see, it was posted in Nov '21, the headspace was very different than it is now.)
There are a lot of times when I remark that I'm not the one in charge of this story, I'm just the narrator. This was one of them. I wanted to set a scene up for Imogen and Solas where they could relate to each other, in terms of grief for things lost.
There's a lot happening in this section of WG - preparing for WEWH, a recent brush with the reality of what she's gotten herself into with Solas, all the sidequests between big Main Plotline Arcs - and tbh, I'd almost forgotten entirely that the Inq has to go to Crestwood to meet up with Hawke and the Warden contact. It was getting lost in the shuffle and I scrambled a bit to make this fit.
It actually started with Solas's network. All the nitty gritty of spies and agents and keeping them hidden in plain sight. (Thus the earlier bit with the literal cloak and daggers.) A natural progression of the worldbuilding was using the available terrain for safehouses/hiding spots, since there are few actual structures in that map that are still standing or aren't already inhabited by humans. But that area is riddled with caves. Huzzah! The setting!
Then to put a painful twist on it. Keeping in mind that Solas woke from uthenera, then immediately threw himself into his plans and then the Conclave explosion...he hasn't seen much of his current network in person. He doesn't know how much it's changed. He's still coming to terms with how much the world has changed. I wanted the reveal to be a shock to him. And of course, being in Imogen's POV, the reader sees it through her eyes first. She still sees the beauty in it, the fall from grace that nevertheless shows the backbone that went into it originally. But she's fully aware that to him, it's broken. A ruin. A reminder of everything he did and what it cost.
And Imogen is in an adjacent boat (as opposed to the same one). She is also cut off from the world she knew, the people, the comforts. She can't go back either. She must live on in the full knowledge that her life will never be the same again. In this respect, she's more resilient than he is. Then again, she's only 32 compared to his [redacted]. So while he's stupefied with guilt and grief, she's already figuring out how to show him a different perspective, to make a new set of memories that are far happier.
There were like, four layers of symbolism and metaphor here. And at least one layer of irony (did you contemplate the cycle of change here, Solas? Did you?). And very deliberately so. I wanted this part to gut punch. Although for me, the real gut punch comes with the story she tells him of Earth.
Then it was just a matter of how to set the stage, as it were. Imogen wanted a shower, so a waterfall it was. Old magic and blending into the natural landscape and the sense of timelessness all came together in that grotto. The rest wrote itself.
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Part One; Avengers MC
Summary; The beginning.
Series Masterlist.
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The day had started out just like any for Y/N. She had awoken from her slumber in the passenger side of the car she and her sister were using for their road trip around America and switched seats with her sister whose turn it was to sleep while she continued the drive along the lone road.
They had taken to driving through the night until they made it to the destination in which they had picked out when they had last sopped for a few days. The pair would not plan their journey outright but rather plan their next move once they were settled from the previous long drive.
Around midday, the two sisters had pulled in to a small town with a population of three hundred people, give or take. At least, that's what the sign welcoming them had said.
Y/N pulled in to the only bar she had managed to find, parking up a good distance away from the door. She let out a breath, turning the engine off and slouching in her seat for a moment. While she relaxed, she took in the structure of the bar.
The bar didn't look to be brand new but then, it didn't look to be run down either. It looked as though it was maintained enough to where the owners were happy with the rustic look it gave off. The longer she looked at it, the more Y/N came to like the look of it.
Y/N sighed once more, turning to look at her sleeping sister. Even while she slept, Peggy looked as though she had stepped straight out of a magazine cover. Her brown hair sat in casual curls that framed her face to perfection while her lashes fluttered as she slept.
With a quick glance at the bar, Y/N pushed herself forward and pulled the key from the car ignition. She turned her body, resting her hand on Peggy's thigh and shaking it slightly. "Peg? We're here."
The brunette mumbled something, beginning to awake from her slumber. Y/N gave her a moment to shed to sleep from her brain. "What time is it?" Peggy mumbled, pulling the car sun visor down and checking her appearance in the small mirror.
"Just gone one." Y/N told her, nodding out Peggy's window at the bar. "This seems to be the only bar in town. I drove around for a little while. just to be sure but I suppose it doesn't look too bad. I kind of like it."
"Yes. I suppose the longer you look at it the more welcoming it looks." Peggy nodded, tilting her head as she took in the building.
"Right?" Y/N nodded, agreeing with her older sister. "We going in then?"
"Of course. My bottoms starting to go numb from being in this car for so long."
Y/N chuckled at Peggy, shaking her head as she opened the car door and climbed out. She waited until Peggy had closed her door before she locked it with the key.
She moved around the car, walking alongside Peggy as they advanced on the bar, taking in more of the structure the closer they got. Y/N could hear the steady beat of rock music that she knew would dominate the atmosphere once they were inside
Peggy reached out, gripping the door handle and pushing it open. The hinges squealed, almost as a warning to those inside. Once the door was open enough for the two women to enter, they quickly did.
"Jesus..." Y/N trailed off, not expecting the bar to be so welcoming.
Almost instantly, she felt as though she wanted to soak in the laughter and the chatter that was barely audible over the sound of the rock music. The lights were slightly dim, illuminating that of the bottle stacked up behind the bar while the neon signs that were screwed to some of the walls added to the wonderful colours.
"Bar or booth?" Peggy tore Y/N from her own thoughts.
"Bar." She answered, not wanting to take up a whole booth for just the two of them.
As she followed after her sister, Y/N kept her eyes on the back of Peggy's head. She didn't want to risk looking at someone within the bar and have a re-play of the events that happened weeks prior because she 'looked at a man funny.'
Although she initially felt that she and Peggy didn't belong within the walls, she knew that as the time goes on, they'll be more comfortable in the bar.
The two made it to the bar and took the two stools that wouldn't cause them to be out in the open and easily bothered. The bartender, a tall thin man with dark, shoulder length hair was cleaning a pallet of glasses at the other end of the bar. He spotted them and called to someone through the opening behind that bar that lead to somewhere Y/N was unsure of.
Seconds later, an even taller man came out, smiling politely at the sisters. Compared to the first guy, this one was much different. He had muscles enough for him and two other men and long blonde hair that was pushed out of his face by a blue bandana. "What can I get you both?"
"Can we get two gin and lemonade's please?" Peggy politely asked, returning the smile.
"Coming right up." He nodded, turning on his heal to grab two glasses. He filled them with ice before moving over to the spirit's and choosing the one he wanted.
"Can you make them double's please?" Y/N asked after a second thought.
"Rough day?" The blonde chuckled, looking at the time with a raise of a brow.
"Long day." Y/N said, thanking him when he handed over the two drinks. "You take card, right?"
The man from before suddenly appeared from behind the blonde and held out a card machine. Y/N took it with a small thanks and shoved her card in it, waiting or it to read her card.
"I'm just going to pop to the bathroom a moment." Peggy all but whispered in Y/N's ear who nodded.
"You two aren't from around here?" The blonde asked the obvious question.
"We're travelling through America." Y/N answered politely. "We're from England. Peggy's always wanted to see America for herself. Ever since we we're little girls so we've both decided to finally do it."
"It sound's like fun." The blonde grinned, crossing his arms over his chest as he continued to speak. "So, you're sisters? Full sisters? Adopted?"
Y/N frowned, taking a sip of her drink and eyeing the blonde as though he really wasn't all there. The silence seemed to pull the other guy back over as he looked at Y/N's awkward face while the blonde continued to grin.
"We're full sisters..." Y/N said after another moments silence.
"Ah, he's adopted you see, still brothers though." The blonde added after a seconds though clearly realising his awkward mistake. "Loki and I are as close as can be."
"That's debatable, Thor."
"I'll go ahead and assume your parent's were big on mythology?"
"Our great-grandparent's actually." Loki said, rolling his eyes as he grabbed the card machine and walked away.
"Don't mind him, he's a lone wolf."
It was as Loki walked away that she finally realised that he was wearing some type of leather vest. She had never seen one in the flesh but had seen them on pictures and shows. "Are you guys in a gang?" She found herself asking, regretting it almost instantly.
Thor laughed, a full belly one as he chucked his head back and grinned. "Not a gang no. A club."
"A... Motorcycle club?"
"Indeed." Thor nodded, motioning to the picture on the wall beside his head. Y/N stood up from her stool and moved towards the wall to get a better look at the picture.
Stood in three lines were men of many different shapes and sizes all grinning or laughing at the camera and all wearing the same leather jackets with different wears and tears. Y/N looked out the corner of her eye at the patches on Thor's and read the tope one.
Avengers MC.
Before she had a chance to say anything, the doors flew open and loud laughter filled her ears. She looked over her shoulder to see a group of well built and overly tall bed enter the bar with grins that matched that of the picture.
"Boys!" Thor grinned, welcoming them into the bar instantly.
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Showdown
Naruto and Hinata versus Sasuke and Sakura
According to stats: Naruto and Sasuke are almost equals, and Sakura is the most powerful Kunoichi, only second to Kaguya who is not a Kunoichi but a goddess. But if in Boruto, these two couples were to face each other for real (and not just spar) then it wouldn't be Naruto vs Sasuke while Sakura faces Hinata, contrary to what most of you may think.
Sasuke and Sakura have an extreme Intelligence advantage. The 3/4ths of the total brainpower in this fight would be coming from their team. Sakura is the second smartest shinobi in the Leaf village as an adult, only next to Shikamaru, and Sasuke is arguably a close third. It has been like that since their genin days. The amount of tactical planning going on from their side of the battle would be ridiculous. Naruto and Hinata are both the type to charge headfirst through sheer willpower and pressure, but this isn't going to work against any plan Sasuke and Sakura manage to think up. Brains are always one step ahead of brawns.
As an adult Sasuke shows us that he is capable of using the Rinnegan in far more versatile ways than he did in the war arc, when he was new to the power. He can jump dimensions, swap places with another body, affect the gravity around a person, throw immensely powerful genjutsus with a single glance, see any invisible barriers, predict movements, recognize patterns/codes/signals, and much more. Like holy shit y'all. You really think Naruto would preform as well as he did against war arc Sasuke now that Sasuke actually has a full understanding of his Rinnegan and frequently UTILIZES it?
Gravity and pull. Sasuke's Rinnegan gives him limited control of the gravity around a person or between him and another person. Using this, Sasuke has the ability to tap into some Deva path shit and yank Hinata towards him. It is immensely difficult to resist the pull, and someone as physically weak as Hinata would be easily ripped forward away from Naruto. Once they're separated, Naruto has no surefire way of getting Hinata back to his side and safe in enough time, because she would either be led right into a fatal punch from Sakura or a chidori or sword through the gut from Sasuke himself. Either way, if Naruto lets his watch on her slip even a little bit, she probably already dead or close to it. This could also be a support tactic. Sakura gets separated and is in danger. Using his Deva path pull Sasuke can drag Sakura out of a potentially dangerous situation and back to his side. Same works with the body swap. If Sakura is in a nasty situation, Sasuke can swap places with her in his Susanoo to easily tank a hit that may have killed her. That or he can swap her place with a rock if need be.
Two words: Summoning strength. Sasuke and Sakura hold two of the three boss summons in the three way deadlock. Naruto holds one. Hinata holds…nothing. It doesn't stop there though. Sasuke has at least two other powerful summons that we know of, and while they aren't as powerful as Aoda, they still give him some fair advantages. For example, Sasuke's hawk, Garuda, gives him an aerial advantage should he ever need to take to the skies as a countermeasure against Naruto. Naruto and Hinata have no summons who could reach Sasuke, and this gives him many solid opportunities. Sakura, on the other hand, has Katsuyu. Katsuyu can be spread out across the battlefield in various sizes to heal her allies wherever they may end up on the field. She could also be used in her original form to spit acid or protect the two from any taijutsu and most ninjutsu attacks. Katsuyu is stated early on to be extremely resistant to taijutsu and ninjutsu, and for fucks sake she can tank Pein's attacks with ease while protecting people inside, plus she survived Naruto's corrosive 8 tails chakra just fine. I see absolutely no taijutsu attacks that Naruto and Hinata pull getting through or truly damaging her, and Naruto would have to really put some effort into his more powerful ninjutsu techniques to take her down (also note that since Katsuyu has a very jelly like body type and is resistant to taijutsu and ninjutsu, Naruto's summons wouldn't be terribly productive on offense). But this leaves him wide open for counterattacks if he focuses too much on Katsuyu. And then of course Katsuyu can heal fatal injuries or at least sustain the life of a person fatally injured until help is given. The ultimate win for Sasuke and Sakura in terms of summoning.
Being an Active Shinobi is very important. Sasuke is an active shinobi. Very active. He is constantly on B through S rank missions, and Sakura has traveled with him on some of these. His teammate for this battle, Sakura, is still an active medical shinobi who easily accepts an S rank mission in the Retsuden novels and is originally dealing with part of it on her own before she teams up with Sasuke, who is also present. We have seen her fight in Boruto too. It shows that she is 100% still at her peak performance. Well, what about Naruto and Hinata? Hinata is a housewife who hasn't gone on anything above a C rank mission in years. She takes a B rank mission with her father and sister when Boruto is a toddler, and this is all we hear of it. She's rusty AF and doesn't have the experience nor mission bulk that Sasuke and Sakura have under there belt, nowhere NEAR it. Naruto is somewhat similar. He is, for lack of a better description, out of practice. He was only recently taking on S rank opponents in Boruto, and other than that he's been doing desk work and some minor shinobi guard training over the past few years. Sasuke and Sakura are more in shape and have more recent shinobi mission experience than Naruto and Hinata's combination, both by themselves AND as a team in a fight, which is immensely important here.
Everyone is always forgetting about how important Support can be. Sakura is a first class, kage-level healer at this point in the series. Her medical ninjutsu surpassed Tsunade's back in her own canon novel and is confirmed in the novelization of Boruto's movie a second time. Her ability to constantly heal or boost Sasuke's chakra in battle is important. Whereas while Naruto can amp up Hinata with a chakra cloak, Sakura can go even further. We see with Obito that Sakura can transfer her Byakugou seal markings with all it's chakra to another person she is touching, and in the Retsuden novels this is looked into further. By applying her seal to Sasuke, he becomes an absolute terror for even Naruto to handle. Imagine this: super fast shinobi w/ the Rinnegan abilities and Susanoo suddenly not only getting a chakra boost, but being able to automatically heal potentially fatal wounds completely over and over again for as long as the chakra exists. Sakura at this point has 15+ years of chakra stored in her Byakugou seal (we know this because she notes briefly in the canon novels after The Last that she has not stopped storing chakra and plans to continue doing so just in case she ever needs it). But let's say she didn't continue after that though. She would still have around 6 or 7 years of chakra in her seal. 6–7 YEARS OF CHAKRA. I don't care how much chakra you think Naruto has, it isn't anywhere close to the amount of chakra currently inactive within Sakura's seal, considering the fact that she could completely replenish Naruto's chakra with only 3 days worth of her general chakra. Sasuke would be a BEAST. Absolutely nightmarish on every level if this fight. And Sakura, so long as the chakra exists, would also be nightmarish - especially for those people who think Sakura and Hinata would end up dualing it out at some point.
Have we gotten to the whole dimension portal thing yet? Nope and this is a crucial winning point for Sasuke and Sakura. If in danger, in need of a new plan or simply to dodge away from a particularly crazy attack from Naruto, Sasuke can pull both himself and Sakura into a completely different space in the blink of an eye. He can also use this to jump around the space Naruto is in and really screw around with them. And if you're worried about Sasuke's chakra levels diminishing quickly, don't be. Once again, Sakura's Byakugou seal is the ultimate support ability. Remember that whole “she has at least 6-7 years of chakra even if she, for some reason, wimped out on her plans” spiel? Yeah…that's an easy fix. She helped Obito actually hold open AND SEARCH (people seem to forget that he had to use chakra to search dimensions) multiple dimensions when she only had 3 years of chakra in the seal, and even the she still had enough chakra left to reform the seal on her forehead soon after. Sooo…keeping Sasuke's chakra level high wouldn't be a problem. They can also use the dimensions for Sakura to heal and repair them both. Hinata can't heal and Naruto can't truly “heal" so much as his life force is just really strong, so they're at yet another disadvantage.
Terrain manipulation and swaps. This is where it gets really technical. Sasuke has the Rinnegan, and with it he can do serious damage very early on in the game when his opponent is not expecting such a rush. Try to imagine a scenario like so: Sakura winds up for a full power punch directly behind Sasuke as soon as the fight begins, or otherwise as early on as possible. She fires off the punch at Sasuke. Sasuke, at the last possible second he can manage, swaps his place with Hinata, and BAM. That's one down for team Naruto. Hinata would either be dead or close to it immediately after she hits the ground and stops. Same applies for a switch with Naruto. At that close of a range with literally zero time to dodge at that point, even Naruto would be fairly damaged from a point blank shot, and a damaged Naruto from the start spells bad news for Hinata - the girl basically fully depends on Naruto in the fight, she can't do anything to Sasuke or Sakura without his constant support.
Overall, we can go into arguments if whether Naruto is stronger than Sasuke or Sakura stronger than Hinata, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter. What matters is that Sasuke is at least competitively close in power to Naruto, and Sakura arguably the most powerful kunoichi in the series at the moment. Their power gap is extraordinarily close, so at this point it all comes down to who is best tactically suited and best prepared for this kind of nuclear fight. And honestly, with their ability to manipulate their surroundings and work more with the terrain and constantly replenish, there's no doubt about the victory. 80% of the time it'll be Sasuke and Sakura if they play their cards like they should.
Answer credits goes to Alex Hendrix, Quora
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