#her class setup was warrior/barbarian/frenzied berzerker

[shanie-the-toyaddict]

FUN STORY FOR PRIDE REGARDING D&D…

So, I was playing a campaign that my fiance’ at the time was DMing. I started the game as a simple female soldier who was a out and proud human lesbian. Over the course of the game, I gained an NPC Girlfiend.Well, as it turns out, there was more to my character than I realized because, apparently my supposedly human lesbian was actually HALF FREAKING TIGER and one session while interacting with a wise old guru, the old man activated my Tiger DNA and my animalistic self manifested. Only, for some odd reason, I didn’t grow a tail. I was so depressed. The conversation went like this.

Character: Wow… I’m a tiger! But… No tail?

Guru: No, unfortunately you don’t have a tail.

Character: But, I would really like a tail.

Guru: I… I suppose I could give you a vestigial one?

Character: No kind sir, I would like it to be functional.

*my fiance out of characer*: I AM NOT GIVING YOU A FUNCTIONING ATTACK TAIL!

*Me out of character*: WHO EVER SAID I WANTED TO USE IT FOR ATTACKING!??!

*My Fiance*: ….

.*My Fiance*: FUCKING LESBIANS

Guru (back in character): Enjoy your damn tail…

.My Character: *grins wildly* OH SHE WILL.