#henderson-ofabitch

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Traffic Stop

A/N: I already know that this will be a multiple part story. So, I just wanted to release part one now because I have been sitting on it and it needs to be out there. Besides, I am hoping that Ashley, Emma, Chaunyce, Maarvi, and every other Logan stayer hates me.

HAPPY READING MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!

You rolled your eyes as the bright red and blue lights filled your car. You bit out a curse as you checked your rear view mirror, hoping that the officer would go around. No such luck!

You pulled over and killed the engine, checking your reflection in your compact mirror. Hopefully the officer was some 40+ year old perv who had a thing for sexy women in skimpy clothing. Just as you wiped a smudge of lipstick from your teeth, the officer knocked on your window. Slowly you rolled it down and offered the man your best smile.

"Ma'am, do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"

You shook your head, feeling yourself becoming more annoyed. Even with your breasts spilling out of your shirt, the officer kept his eyes trained on your.

"No actually I don't."

The officer looked at his pad then back at you. "According to my speedometer, you were going 75 in a 40mph zone."

You didn't dispute the claim. You knew you were speeding. You were on your way to meet your girls for dinner and drinks and didn't want to be late. The girls had a rule that the last person to arrive would have to buy a round of shots for every 5 minutes they were late.

"Look officer, can you just write the ticket and let me go?"

The officer chuckled. "No, but you can step out of the car."

You looked him up and down. "Step out the car for what? I have done a damn thing."

"Miss... I suspect that you've been drinking."

"Drinking," You yelled, stepping out of the car. "Are you fucking crazy? Does it look like I've been drinking?" You took a closer look at his name badge, Office Logan Henderson.

He took a step towards you and inhaled. "Yep, just as I suspected, you're drunk." His eyes slowly traveled down your body, then back up, to stop at your heaving breasts.

"I am not drunk!"

He laughed, "According to my report you will be, but don‘t worry sexy, that can change. That is if you’re willing to listen to whatever I say and do it without any back talk.”

You closed your eyes, hoping that this was some sort of warped dream, but when you reopened them, Officer Henderson was still there, staring at you with a smile on his face. Even though he was sexier than any officer had a right to be and on any other given night, you would have gladly gave him your number, the fact that he said you were drunk pissed you off. You weren’t drunk… yet. He took another menacing step towards you. “Now that I have your undivided attention, here’s what’s about to happen. You see that park over there.” You turned around, noticing the park no more than a 500 feet from where you stood. Nodding, you turned to face him. “You’re going to get in your car and you’re going to drive over there and park under the bank of Weeping Willow trees.” “And if I don’t?” You asked, propping a hand on your hip and rolling your neck as if you had a crick in it. You heard Officer Henderson chuckle before his large hands reached out and grabbed you by the back of the neck. You yelped as pain shot through your body. He pulled you close to him, pushing your body against the car. Grabbing your wrists, he held them behind your back and moved his hips against your sex. You felt the protruding hardness of his erection. With each sway of his sex against yours, the seat of your panties grew wetter. You bit back a moan as his hands snaked down your back to cup your ass, pulling you closer to him. “Trust me”, he whispered against your lips, “You will.” His tongue traced your bottom lip before pushing inside of your mouth. You moaned in disgust. Hating that your treacherous body was enjoying being manhandled by some asshole with a badge. “Besides”, he said, pulling back from you and holding up your license, “I know where you live.”

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Tagged by Beth

RULES:

Rule 1 - Post the rules. 

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones. 

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. 

Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

Questions

How old are you? Fourteen

What mobile (cell) phone do you have? I don't have one at all...

If you could visit any country in the world, where would it be and why? The United Kingdom because its really pretty and I've always wanted to go there.

Who is the most famous person you have met? (If you have met anyone famous) No one D;

If you could have any super power, what would your super power be? Read minds or fly....

Twitter or Tumblr? TUMBLR

Where do you hope to be in ten years time, and what do you hope to have achieved in life by then? I hope to be a famous singer and I hope to have achieved selling out MSG and have sold a bunch of music and possibly be settling down ;P

What is your favourite TV show (apart from Big Time Rush)? Can't decide between Glee and Supernatural *_*

Laptop/computer or iPod? Laptoppp

Big Time Rush (the show) or their music? Music

Favourite drink? Dr. Pepper

My questions

What's your favorite colour?

Favorite female artist?

Do you have any pets?

Have you ever been to another country?

Favorite book?

Are you more girly or more tomboyish?

What do you want to do when you're older?

Famous person you want to marry?

Favorite food?

Do you like cake?

Do you like to color?

People I tag

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[sammiejd]

Bless these two

[adultrushersinc]

I think Emma, Ashley and I have found a new way to troll each other

I just sent a gif drabble to Sammie (Sammiejd). She is going to kill me!!

[adultrushersinc]

Mr. Cum "Fix" It

A/N: This is based off a submission received:

downtodada submitted:

Description of a Virgo man (aka Logan)

He is probably that handyman you would love to get “handsy” with. The one that compels you to purposely break something in your apartment so he can come and “fix” it. Be honest, you want to see him in threadbare t-shirt sporting a tool belt around his waist above a pair of well fitting jeans. As you watch him repair what is broken, you catch yourself imagining the one tool in particular that can fix all your “needs”. Don’t worry; you are not the first to try to get closer to a Virgo man by watching him… work.

You huffed out a frustrated breath and muttered a curse, watching as your building's maintenance man, Logan, checked the air conditioning unit in your condo. Wearing a short skirt and a hot pink halter top, you fanned yourself with last month's issue of Vogue while waiting patiently for him to diagnose the problem with the unit. The tool belt on his hip hung low, giving you a great view of his well defined ass.

Sweat trickled down your forehead. Using the back of your hand, you wiped it away and released another breath, hoping this time Logan would turn to look at you. When you called the front desk, complaining that your apartment was hot as Hades, you knew that the woman at the desk, your best friend, would dispatch Logan to come fix the problem. It was something she had been doing since you admitted you had a crush on the 22 year old handyman.

Just as you hoped, Logan turned around with a smile on his face.

"Sorry (y/n), am I boring you?" He asked with a chuckle.

You shook your head no, maintaining the playful, flirty smile on your face. "Of course not." You shrugged a little and noticed that his eyes drop down to your heaving breasts. "It's just so damn hot in here."

Logan licked his lips, his eyes roaming over your body. "Yeah it is." He turned back to the air conditioning unit and went back to work.

Walking away, you headed to the kitchen. Things weren't going as you planned them to go. For the past two months, you broke several items in your apartment just to have Logan come fix them. The plan was to secretly seduce him in the process. Each time Logan showed up to fix something, no matter how hard you tried to flirt with him, he kept things strictly professional.

You muttered a curse. What would it take for Logan to finally notice you? For you to walk out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel? Ha, you tried that, and it didn't work. Sucking your teeth, you walked over to the dishwasher, another appliance that you once broke just to get him to fix it, and pulled out a glass.

"Hey, I think I know-" Logan's words were cut off by the sight of you bending over, your skirt riding high, exposing your luscious thighs, your ass cheeks and a pair of yellow panties.

Startled, you jumped. The glass slipped from your grasp and crashed to the floor, shattering in several pieces.

Logan rushed over to you. "Are you OK?"

You nodded, gripping your chest. "Yeah", you replied breathless, "I'm fine. You just scared me.

"I see." His eyes roamed over the kitchen to the corner, where your broom and dustpan hung from a nail. He walked over to it. "I didn't mean to scare you."

You watched as Logan swept up the mess, allowing your eyes to travel over his body. Down his strong back and over his ass. Your fingernails itched to grip that same ass, as Logan delivered powerful thrusts inside of you.

Involuntarily, you licked your lips before biting down on your bottom lip, emitting a soft moan. Everything about Logan turned you on. His smile, those dark chocolate eyes of his, his voice and that air of confidence he walked around with. The man screamed arrogance. He walked with his head held high and a huge chip on his shoulder. Maybe that was what drew you into him. That and the fact that he was fucking sexy!

Logan threw away the pieces of broken glass and turned to face you. "Sorry about that. I can reimburse you for that."

You waved it off. "Whatever, it truly meant nothing to me." You laughed, "Besides I have more cups than that one." Grabbing another glass, you offered him a drink.

"Sure."

You poured to ice cold glasses of lemonade and handed Logan his. Your fingers brushed against his, causing a shock to flow through your body. You both jumped back. Looking at each other in confusion.

"Umm-", you cleared your throat, hoping to defuse the sexual tension lingering in the air. This was what you wanted, the chance to get Logan naked, and in your bed, but as you felt your body hum to life and your nipples tightening, something told you that maybe this wasn't a good idea. That sex with Logan would be like being throw into the Lion's den. "You were saying something when you walked in."

Logan took a healthy sip of his drink, trying to buy him some time before speaking. "Yeah, I uh found out what the problem to the AC was."

You raised an eyebrow. "Really, what?"

"It's out of antifreeze."

Draining the rest of his cup, he sat it down. "I have some in my truck. I'll go get it."

You forced a smile, "OK."

Without uttering another word, Logan left you alone. You quickly ran into the living room, and searched for something else to break. So what if this was eating into your budget, you needed him. Wanted him, and you were willing to do whatever it took to have him unclog your pipes.

"That's it!" You snapped, running to the bathroom. You grabbed the toilet paper roll and began flushing several huge wads into the toilet, hoping to clog it. So engrossed in your plan, you failed to hear Logan's return until he called out your name. The bathroom was a mess, but the toilet was working completely fine.

"Fuck!" You yelled. Throwing up your hands. You marched out of your room and over to Logan. Gripping the front of his shirt, you roughly kissed him, causing him to gasp. Using the opportunity, your pushed your tongue into his mouth. Breaking the kiss, for a split second, you looked Logan in his eyes.

"I've wanted to fuck you since the day you walked in my apartment two months ago."

Before Logan could reply, you went back up on your toes and kissed his lips with a sense of urgency. Now that he knew your true feelings, he could have one of two things done: Enjoy the feels by giving into the sexual tension that obviously existed between the two of you or he could report your advances to the building manager.

His hands wrapped around your waist, pulling your body to him. Suddenly you felt as if you were flying. Logan lifted you up and walked towards the bedroom. Once there, he laid you down gently on the bed. You smiled, watching him pull off his t-shirt and remove the tool belt from around his waist.

"If you wanted me to fuck you (y/n), that's all you had to say."

You laughed, pulling down your halter top, exposing your breasts. Your nipples stood erect. Logan joined you on the bed and laid you on your back. Dipping his head, he took a nipple between his lips, and gently nibbled on it with his teeth.

Arching your back, you ran your fingers through his hair. Closing your eyes as his large hand settled on your thigh. Removing his lips from your hardened bud, Logan looked at you with a lustful gaze. "Let me ask you, so this whole time you broke things just to get me in your apartment?"

A deep flush washed over your cheeks as you thought about the time and money wasted to get you both to this point. You nodded, bashfully.

"I did."

Pushing Logan onto his back, you straddled his hips and leaned into him, taking his bottom lip into your mouth, "And if I'd known that you wanted me just as bad as I wanted you, I would have told you two months ago when the dishwasher broke."

[adultrushersinc]

I'm SO SORRY!!!

I am so sorry for the way "Laundry Room Loving" came out. I think I could have done a much better job at it.

PS: Make sure you read Laundry Room Loving (pt 1) before reading this...

After the part where Logan helps you off the washing machine, and rubs his cock against your wet folds. He slowly slides himself into you. Inch by inch your pussy lips would quiver, your hips bucking as you tried to throw yourself completely on him. The searing heat from your vagina clutching his cock with a deathlike grip.

Your eyes would flutter close as curse words would tumble from his full lips between each breath he took as he moved deeper and deeper inside of your walls. Finally, after what seems like forever, Logan is fully inside of you. He fights the urge to slam hard into your pussy. Instead, he takes several deep breaths as he feels another toe curling orgasm threatening to ruin the moment.

You sense his apprehension and push your hips against him. Logan's hands grip your hips. "Not-yet-sexy," he says through his teeth.

You laugh, pushing your hips back on his throbbing erection once again. You needed him now. Craved another release that was sure to leave you weak in the knees and unable to stand.

So deep in your musing, you were caught completely off guard when Logan began thrusting into you. His powerful thrusts rocked your body. Your breasts bounced happily beneath you. Soon the sound of your bodies rang out in the space. Logan lifts your leg and angles his body so that the mushroom head of his penis is hitting your g-spot.

Thrust after thrust, he continues to pound into your body. Stealing away each breath your tried to take. Leaving you dizzy with lust.

"You like that sexy?" He asks, his thrusts gaining both speed and momentum.

"Yeeeessss!" You brace your hands on the washing machine and threw your body back against his more vigorously.

Logan's hands left your hips. One of them snaked its way up the center of your back, and through your hair. He grabs a handful. Yanking you back just enough so that he could see the tiny beads of perspiration dotting your hairline and dripping down your forehead.

His free hand reached between your two bodies and parted your lower lips. He took your clit between his index fingers and his thumb, rubbing the bud all the while whipping your body into another frenzy. You scream out his name just as a jolt of energy passes through your veins, electrifying you to the very core of your being. The short pants of your breaths mingle harmoniously with the sounds of your bodies and the machines.

Closing your eyes, you bite your lip, feeling the rapid approach of your orgasm. You wanna come, and you wanna come now, but you want to feel Logan come inside of you at the same time. You slow your movements down, but Logan picks up more speed.

"Come for me," he whispers. The hand between your legs flicks over your clit and you find yourself unable to hold on any longer. With a deep, gruntal moan, you spray your juices over Logan's pulsating cock. This triggers a near animialistic growl from deep within his chest. His hands grip your waist as he pounds unmercifully inside of you seconds before spilling his seed, he pulls out of your pussy and releases the load on your ass.

With your bodies still humming the praises of your glorious orgasms, Logan legs his dick on your ass. A smile crosses your face. You felt amazing. More alive than you ever have in your lifetime and you had him to thank for you. Slowly you turned into his arms and kissed his lips.

"Hmmm", Logan says, wrapping an arm tightly around you. "What was that for?"

"That's for many more laundry room hook-ups to come." You reply with a sly wink.

[adultrushersinc]

Shout the FUCK out to EMMA

That Logan drabble was muthafucking perfect!

It takes a lot to get a reaction out of me, and I actually grabbed my stomach as I felt the sharp pain of lust vibrate through my system and settle between my thighs. I may need to go take a cold shower...

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[sammiejd]

hahahaha omg. what if you did that and he responded and was totally cool with it..I would die pahahaha

 id fucking cum in my pants hahahahhhahahahhah

[sammiejd]

he was just like oh that’s awesome, did you want a picture…and I was like omg what did I just say and then we took the picture and my friends never let me live it down. I feel like carlos would be much more okay with that being said haha

 OH MY GOD YOU ARE MY HERO  hahah like i have the urge to dm him saying it to.........

[sammiejd]

omg hahaha I would definitely be afraid of that happening for me. I have HORRIBLE word vomit as it is. Like one time I met GC and told Benji he was my first sex dream. that was awkward and I was also 14. pahahaha

 oh my haahhhha what did he do

[sammiejd]

it’s gotten worse lately. unf when the tour first started and I saw the dance to show me. I literally felt like a waterfall. I didn’t know I was even capable of that jesus hahaha good to know I’m not the only after dark freak around here haha

 like im convinced these boys live to make me horny like this is rediculous.......... yet another thing im scared ill blurt out "oh btw carlos i masturbate over"  haahhahahhh

[sammiejd]

i’ll be TMI for a sec. I thought my roommate wasn’t home and so I was having a nice afternoon to myself and I screamed Logan’s name and my roommate later that night asked me if I had a guy over earlier. fuck these guys sometimes. just rude.hahaha

oh my god.......... can i just say the wonders of not sleeping and everybody else in the house sleeping early haha....... the whole fact that im into the choking shit helps me be quiet hah

sammiejd after dark talking about masturbating over the boys hahaha

[sammiejd]

henderson-ofabitch replied to your post: this is totally epicly tmi but im just wondering here other dirty ass btr fans are pretty much the only people that wont be creeped out

no omg this is a problem for me too. sometimes they are just way too fucking much for me to handle

this is gonna be my issue when i meet them cuz im um well (can i be blunt again here haha ) meeting the boy i um masturbate over like thiscould be an issue