#henachoko...

[shoujo-dump]

Henachoko Kyuuketsuki wa Ookami Kishi no Chi ga Hoshii

[animemiscellany]

[nagishiro]

MANGA ::

● — finished (completed), ○ — finished (ongoing), ◎ — reading, ♡ — favorite, □ — next to read, ◇ — meh, ★ — use

100% perfect girl

24 colors - hatsukoi no palette

7th time loop: the villainess enjoys a carefree life married to her worst enemy

A

aaa by fukushima haruka

a hedgehog in love

ai wo kataru nara hisoyaka ni | talk about love secretly

akatsuki no yona

assassination classroom

genderless danshi ni ai sarete imasu | my androgynous boyfriend

akagami no shirayukihime | snow white with red hair

B

blue lock ○♡ #200

boku no hero academia | my hero academia

bokura ga ai wo sakebu toki | when we shout for love

bougyaku no kokekko | attack on cocks

baddies

C

charai hayama ni kyun to kita

chainsaw man

colette wa shinu koto ni shita | colette decides to die

cool na otto wo koi ni otosu houhou | how to make you cool husband fall in love

D

dekinai futari

dekiai yakuza ni wa amayakasarenai! | i will not be spoiled by a doting gangster! 

douse, koishite shimaunda | ○♡

E

F

free

fundari kettari aishetari ○

futari de koi wo suru riyuu □

G

gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun | monthly girls nozaki-kun

gintama

gokushufudou: the way of the house husband 

H

haru x kiyo

haru matsu bokura

haru to arashi

hatsu haru

hamuko to gao kun

hayaku shitai futari | let's do it already

hana to kuchizuke

hananoi kun to no amai

hajimari no niina

high school debut

henachoko kyuuketsuki wa ookami kishi no chi ga hoshii

hosaka sensei no ai no muchi

honey (meguro amu)

houkago, kare to kekkon shimasu

hoshoku sha kisumi kun

honey come honey

honnou switch

houshin shinai engi

I

ima, koi wo shite imasu

itazura na kiss

i have a second chance at life, so i’ll pamper my yandere boyfriend for a happy ending!

J

jibaku shounen hanako kun ○♡

jujutsu kaisen ○♡ #204

jigokuraku

K

kaichou wa maid sama

kaichou-kun no shimobe

kabocha to mayonnaise

karen ichijou tempts him ( has a sequel too)

kantan dakedo mendokusai

kaiju no. 8 ○♡

kiyoku, yamashiku, modokashiku

kiss de fusaide, bare naide ○♡ #18

kieta hatsukoi

kimi wa girlfriend

kimi to yuriika

kimi ga inakya

kimi ga kirai na koi no hanashi

kimi ni happiness

kimi ni todoke

konyakusei

kokokara wa otona no jikandesu

koi ni dokubari

koi shitagari no blue

koisuru nante kiitenai

kurosaki-san no ichizuna ai ga tomaranai

kurosaki-kun no iinari ni nante naranai

kamisama hajimemashita

koisuru hetare wa itsumo bukiyou

kaguya sama: love is war

kuragehime

kuchi ga saketemo kimi ni wa / even if you slit my mouth ○ #28

kuzu no tadashii aishi kata

kaodake ja suki ni narimasen ○♡ #

L

LDK

love com

lovely complex

luce to shiro no keiyaku

M

megane, tokidoki, yankee-kun ○ #9

miniamaru kareshi ○

mikansei demo koi ga ii

mizutama honey boy

mindori no tomarigi

my boyfriend in orange

mellow boy friend

mousou shoujo | daydream lover

N

nanohana no kare

naisho ja tarinai yo

nanairo kakumei

namaikizakari | cheeky boy ○

namete, kazitte, tokidoki medete

natsuaki-kun wa kyou mo kokuhaku shitai

nisekoi doumei

nijiiro days

nidome no isekai shounen datta kare wa toshiue kishi ni nari dekiai shitekuru

O

omukae shibuya-kun

ookami shoujo to kuro ouji

ookamidomo no shitsukekata

ore monogatari

orange marmalade

osananajimi to no arekore

otomen

otonari complex

P

paperbag-kun is in love

paradise kiss

pink to habanero □ (the ml is so fucking hot & he wears glasses)

pochamani

primitive boyfriend

R

reitetsu ouji wa dekiai no soshitu ga aru kamoshirenai

renai allergy

S

sakamoto days □

shikimori's not just a cutie □

special a

sono bisque doll wa koi wo suru | my dress-up darling

sorairo lemon to mayoi neko

suit no sukima

suki ni naranai yo, senpai

sukitte ii na yo

sk8 infinity □

slow jet coaster

studio cabana

T

tama no gohoubi

tougen anki □

tonari no kaibitsu-kun by robico

torokeru tsumugi-chan

tsukako no konkatsu death game

tusbaki chou lonely planet □

tsue to tsurugi no wistoria

tsu jk to hajin kyoushi

tsurenai kanojo no hitorijime

the story of our unlikely love ●♡

the wife who can read her husband's mind

trashiest boy-toy exorcist ren-kun

U

usagi-kun no shitsukekata |

uruwashi no yoi no tsuki | in the clear moonlit dusk

uso kano

unmei no hito ni deau hanashi | the story of how i met the man of my dreams

V

vanitas no carte

W

watashi wa okazu senpai ni taberaretai | i dream of being eaten by enokida

watashi no shiawasena kekkon | my happy marriage

watashi no shiiku gakari-kun

watashi to otto to otto no kareshi

watashi no ookami-kun

wotaku ni koi wa muzukashii

when we shout for love

watashi o kazatte

Y

yamada-kun to 7-nin no majo

loving yamada kun to lv999 ○♡ #80

yubisaki to renren □

Z

zakuro oshigiri

zettai ni tokimeite wa ikenai! | we must never fall in love

Hana Yori Dango / Hana Nochi Hare (Season 2)

[igniferous]

(mitsuki saiga voice) henachoko

[gordiepie]

"Faiā Emuburemu, tegowai shimyurēshon

Yari hajimetara nemurenai"

"Kateru hazuna no ni, hissatsu ichigeki (ichigeki)

Nokoru raibu ni, aseru riraibu"

"Semeru mo mamoru mo, nai chieshibotte (shibotte)

Dare hitori toshite shinase wa shinai"

"Faiā Emuburemu, tegowai shimyurēshon

Yari hajimetara nemurenai"

"Tsuyoi otoko ni, irekomisugite (sugite)

Mawari no senshi wa, henachoko bakari"

"Faiā Emuburemu, tegowai shimyurēshon

Ai to yūki no monogatari"

"Faiā Emuburemu, tegowai shimyurēshon

Katte kuru zo to isamashiku"

"Abunakunattanara, sutakora nigero (nigero)

Ogoreru mono wa, dotsubo ni hamaru"

"Faiā Emuburemu, tegowai shimyurēshon

Katte kuru zo to isamashiku"

[dovekun]

—POEM—

the ultimate example of a pretty boy a pretty boy just like an angel his blonde hair and emerald eyes the color of the bottom of a lake even those beautiful lips only prove to bring out of his strong personality like the sunlight making people want to run together with him making it hard not to notice him

♚ ♚

“… What are you reading, Greta?”

(It sounds like a poem to someone so dearly admired, but—no, wait a second! D-d-don’t tell me—! Is it written by Greta—?! Our precious daughter?! But, but, but! Greta is still an innocent and pure child! No way our daughter would have someone she dearly so admired unless they were Yuuri and I, her beloved fathers, or Mother or that certain magicalist Lady or Gisela or—)

“Who is this person?! A man?!”

“Wolfram? Wolfram, what’s wrong? Why Wolfram’s cheeks turned whiter and then now is turning red so fast? And, and! Why Wolfram’s facing and yelling at the wall of Greta’s Study Room? I-is Wolfram angry … with Greta?”

(Oh, damn ShinOu! What a despicable father I could be! Carelessly scaring Greta—! Get a grip, get a grip, and turn the fire down! Apologize right now!)

“No, I really am sorry. Please forgive me. It’s not my intention to be … angry? I am not angry. Definitely not angry with you, Greta. It is just—I am concerned. Uh, with the poem you have just read …”

“Oooh! This poem? Un! It’s about an angelic pretty boy~!”

“Boy …”

(A boy! Who is this boy?! How dare this boy made an appearance and captured Greta’s attention without me and Yuuri’s notice—? No, no, don’t tell me—is it that Pakiri or Pachiri or Pa-something boy?! With the beautiful singing voice?! I should have known! I should have known that boy couldnot be trusted! Damn him to Seisa! Damn him to Shinzoku! Slimy little boy just like that glasses king of Shou Shimaron! Aaargh! Yuuri! I should tell Yuuri about this dangerous predicament—)

“… and honest and beautiful and touching! And it’s also easy to understand with simple words and lines unlike those books Gyungyun-sensei asks Greta to read relentlessly! As expected from Yuuri~! Despite the written looks a bit sloppy, but Greta really can’t stop reading this diary~!”

(… Huh? What is she talking about?)

“Diary?”

“Un! Yuuri’s Diary!”

“… But the cover is unfamiliar blue with—are those bees and honey stamps?”

“Un! Aren’t they adorable~? There’s also the gold coloured one that Greta would like to read for reading material after this diary and that diary with the cute bear-cub stamp!”

“… So. The poem about that slimy—uh, I mean, the poem? It is not written by Greta?”

“Eeeh~~? Greta is still learning to read, Wolfram!”

(What’s with that defensive tone of voice?)

“… But I believe Greta is able to write either. Your journals for homework are the proof of that certain capability, Greta.”

“Uum, weeell … But not like this beautiful poem of Yuuri’s, though …”

(Uwaa, a blush! A blush! Oh, how cute and humble our daughter is! Just as like her father, Yuuri!)

“… Hm? Wait a second. So, if it’s Yuuri’s, then—”

(Yuuri is writing a poem about a boy—no, no, some other person he dearly admired—)

“…”

“Wolfram?”

“… Huh. Of course.”

“Eh?”

“Yes, yes. I should have guessed sooner. It is definitely about Conrart. This poem.”

“Conrad? But—”

“Say, Greta? Is there another poem? Would you read it for me?”

“Uummm, Wolfram? Greta doesn’t think these poems are about Conrad, but … okay … Here’s the first poem, then.”

♚ ♚

a sonorant alto voice as soon as i look up this beauty enough to make him glow as if he walks around with a halo his dazzling blond hair transparent white skin emerald green irises that remind me of the bottom of a lake it’s an angel one of beautiful mazoku

♚ ♚

“So? How is it? What does Wolfram think? It’s not about Conrad, right?”

“… ‘One of beautiful mazoku’—he said? … Günter?”

“Eeeh~~?! But, but! Blond hair? White skin? Green irises?”

“… If it’s an angel, then … a shinzoku … the foul brother of that slimy Shou Shimaron King's—?!”

“Wolfram, Wolfram! Before getting angry with a scary face, let Greta read the second poem? Please?”

♚ ♚

my twin in stature and physique but angelically handsome if you didn’t know he was mazoku you’d think he was God’s greatest masterpiece glittering gold hair long eyelashes emerald green eyes but that arrogance of his make him sound like a yapping pomeranian

♚ ♚

“… Since when Yuuri has a twin? A mazoku one?! Also, a yapping pom—pomera—”

“Pomeranian. Yuuri said it was a cute, small kind of dog when Greta asked yesterday.”

“A mazoku twin—dog?! W-wha-what does it mean, then?!”

“Wolfram, Wolfram. Yuuri doesn’t have any twins.”

“But the poem said—!”

“It’s a misunderstanding. See? There’s more that Greta wants to continue reading. So, would Wolfram just listen carefully, please?”

“A-alright. Please go on, Greta.”

♚ ♚

the selfish prince with the angelic features and clear emerald eyes that remind you of the bottom of a lake a selfish pu always goes right to the point throws himself into any challege bores into my mitt and my chest kinder and gentler than a lie

♚ ♚

“…”

“A selfish prince~!”

“…”

“Abbreviated: Selfish Pu~!”

“…”

“Wolfram~?”

“Hu-humph! W-why did he need to call me with that useless pet-name? Also, what is with him going on and on about, uh, 'the bottom of a lake’, though?”

“Because the beautiful colour it has always reminds Yuuri of Wolfram’s beautiful emerald green eyes?”

“…”

“Greta thinks it’s so romantic of Yuuri~”

“Ro-romantic—!”

“Un! Isn’t it~? Eh~? Arara! Wolfram’s face turns sooo red! Kyaaa~~! Is it what they called ’blushing’~?”

“—!!”

(Aaakh, Yuuri … ! Yuuri, Yuuri, Yuuri, you henachoko MaOu, you—! Why didn’t you just say these—these things to my face, instead writing these poems secretly! Aaakh, now I’m feeling embarassed and happy and excited in front of our daughter—! Yuuri, this is your fault—!!)

“There are other poems just as so beautiful and honest and heartful and touching like these ones! Please listen, Wolfram! Here’s one of Greta’s most favorites!”

♚ ♚

a rival-less super bishounen like a Vienna choir boy who had jumped straight out of a shoujo manga shiny golden hair emerald green eyes imagined all artist in the world would fight over the chance to paint his portrait if he had appeared in someone’s dream the dreamer might even be moved to tears thinking he had seen an angel

♚ ♚

“Kyaaa~~! Wolfram is so beautiful like an angel that, that, that everyone would cry if Wolfram ever came to their dreams! Aww~! Yuuri honestly thinks that! How sweet! How romantic! Yuuri always thinks lovely about Wolfram! Yuuri loooves Wolfram sooo much! Aww~!”

(… I think, our beloved daughter has spent too many times with dear Mother.)

“… Greta?”

“Yes, Wolfram?”

“Can I borrow this diary of Yuuri’s after Greta finishes reading?”

“Un! Un! Wolfram can read it! Even better, Wolfram can read it now! Greta is just rereading! After all, Greta wants to read the other diary with the bear-cub stamp! Greta wants to read it with Lady Cäli!”

“That’s, uh, alright …”

(That diary with the bear-cub stamp is just full of Yuuri’s shenanigan stories with Conrart and Gurrier. It’s kinda adventurous and funny for Greta to read with Mother. It is not that private. Probably.)

“Thank you, Greta. I will read Yuuri’s poem diary later. Now, shall we go and see Yuuri at the Royal Library? We can take him out of Günter’s lecture to visit the market for an hour. My gut is telling me that Yuuri needs a family time right now. What do you say, Greta?”

“Yaay! To the market! Family time! Greta would love to go with Wolfram and Yuuri! Oh! Oooh! After that, after that! Can we go picnic at Lady Cäli’s Royal Garden, please? Wolfram?”

(Aaah, Greta’s special PUPPY EYES OF DOOM, just as Yuuri once said! How could anyone dare to resist this cuteness?)

“As you wish, Princess Greta.”

“Tehehehe! What a Prince Charming! No wonder Yuuri loves to write secret poems about Wolfram, then~!”

“—!! Y-yes. No wonder …”

(But still … I’ve never wondered Yuuri could write some secret poems about me before now, though …)

♚ ♚

Later at night inside the Royal Chamber …

“Yuuri.”

“Hmm?”

“I want you to just tell me.”

“Huh? What’s with this serious atmosphere all of a sudden … ? Eerm. Okay. What is it, Wolf?”

“… VIENNA CHOIR BOY. Who is he?”

“E-eh? VIENNA CHOIR—wait, how’d you know—where’d you hear about—Had Conrad—”

“And what do you think about my eyes, Yuuri?”

“E-eeh? Your—your eyes?! W-wha-why? Your eyes are—your eyes look—eerm, W-Wolf? Your mouth is closer—nngh, you’re gonna ki—

"Do they remind you of the bottom of a lake? Yuuri …”

“—!! Why? Why're you whispering something on my neck—! Nnnghh—! Wo-Wooolf! I thought, you’re gonna—! Are you gonna—again? A-already?”

“… And do you move to tears whenever I am in your dream, Yuuri?”

“—!!”

“Do you cry?”

“Nggghhh! Aaaah! Wo-Wolfraaaam! Your teeth—! A-and your fingers—! Don’t pinch my—! What—nnngh—are you going to s-start, Wolf—!!”

“Tell me, Yuuri.”

“Nnggh—! Wolf! It's—aaah—too sensitive—!”

“… Yuuri!”

“Hu-huuh? Wha—why’d you sto—I mean, w-what?”

“Am I like a yapping pomeranian to you?”

♚ ♚

※side note: all the poems above are actually taken from yuuchan’s choosen monologues of maruma (fan-translated) light novels~ (~_^) ♪ this fic takes place post series or a day before mahon sss re: greta × cäcilie + α (that one featuring the diary with bear-cub stamp)~ (⌒o⌒) ♪ also, since the first volume, yuuchan had been privately into a green eyed and blond haired beauty? is developing a crush at the first sight on any blond haired beauties a common thing for yuuchan? i mean iirc the things with lil’ yuuchan has on a blond haired drag queen, and the alice ghost girl … and even his fiancé on previous life was a blond haired american football macho—wait, yuuchan has a type~? (〃°ω°〃) ♡

[shoujo-dump]

Henachoko Kyuuketsuki wa Ookami Kishi no Chi ga Hoshii

[animemiscellany]

[igniferous]

AHHH you wont believe how I gasped when I saw your blog ;w; Wolfram was like one of my first anime boyfriends in the early days lol I am so happy, thank you for my life!

       HEHEHEHEH WE LIVE TO SERVE

[arius-starwalker-1412]

Novel 7 wimps in chapters 5 and 8 makes me wanna reread the Novels again!

But sadly I don't have time now

Will read later!

Quick question, as I'm rereading Book 7, there's a time when Murata refers to Yuuri as wimpy, and then Adalbert greets Yuuri at the tournament as a wimpy Heika. Are they both using Henachoko, or are they using other words that actually do mean wimpy? -ladyroxanne21

Hi there @ladyroxanne21For questions like this it helps if you add the chapter.But I went ahead and checked all of TenMA (novel 7) for you.These are all the times they say ‘henachoko’ in the original compared to the wimps and wimpys in the translation for this book.Novel7- chapter 1wimpy-> henachoko (narrator)

Novel 7- chapter 2wimp-> henachoko (Wolf)

Novel 7- chapter 3wimp-> henachoko (Yuuri about himself)

Novel 7- chapter 5wimp-> henachoko (Greta, about Yuuri and Wolf)

Novel 7- chapter 5wimpy (eyebrows)-> henachoko (Wolf)

Novel 7- chapter 8damn wimp -> henachoko me (Wolf to himself into the sky)

Novel 7- chapter 10wimpy (and naive) -> henachoko (Wolf to Yuuri)

Novel 7- chapter 11Wimpy Majesty -> henachoko Heika (Adalbert)

Novel 7- chapter 11wimp -> henachoko (Wolf) x 3times

Novel 7- chapter 11(sorry I’m a ) wimp -> henachoko (Yuuri about himself)

[lordfiance-blog]

    —Hive Academy was a peculiar place. It didn’t look anything like schools that he was familiar with, but Wolfram was resourceful enough to find a list of classes, and determined to find something fitting to Yuuri’s needs; Wolfram couldn’t protect him forever. However, he wasn’t quite sure what the classes entailed, and as much as he despised asking for assistance, it was probably best to have a more reliable insight than guesswork. Catching the eye of what seemed to be a teacher, or at the very least a student, Wolfram pointed to the section entitled ‘magic’.

“Pardon. If I have someone with great magic potential, but he is a...” Henachoko didn’t translate well. “...newbie. Completely inexperienced with using magic... reliably. Is there a class to help refine him a bit? At least, teach him to do something to defend himself.”

@themagehero

[dovekun]

—MINE—

"Yuuri!"

"Geh! Wolfram?! You surprised me! What're you, all of a sudden?!"

"Yuuri. Since that I'm here now, let's sleep together."

"Haa?! What d'you—nngh, uuh, Wo-Wooolf! It's too tight, you're hugging me too tight!"

"But Yuuri used to like how tightly I hugged before, no? . . . Ah. But, of course. My apologies. Heika. I have not yet taken the punishment for what I have done to Heika since coming back from Seisakoku. Please excuse my carelessness for overstepping the boundary. Heika."

"Waitwaitwait! Seriously, TIME OUT! Wolf! Don't use keigo all of a sudden! Quit calling me Heika! You're not Conrad! Nor even Gwen! What the heck, is this?! You scared me—NO! Don't go! It's okay, I always love how tightly you hug me—that's not it! No, what I mean—un, everything is fine! No punishment required! I forgave you long ago! Just don't do that again! Let's sleep toge—gah! I bit my tongue . . ."

"—Humh."

"Oi! What was that? You . . . are you laughing at me?!"

"N-not really—"

"Wooolf! I can see you grining just now!"

"Heh . . . My bad. I'm not really laughing at you. It's that—Yuuri, when rambling, looks so cute. I can't help."

"Am not! Who's rambling?! No one's rambling here! And you're the cute one, Wolf!"

"Hn . . . So. it's alright I'm hugging Yuuri like this?"

"Ye-yeah. You don't even have to ask . . . But, say, what's up with you? Wolf. All of a sudden, imperiously walking into this room, without warning holding me and—and outwardly declaring to sleep, uh . . . with me . . ."

"Well, Yuuri. I heard you missed me."

"—! M-missed? Who said . . . Conrad?! Akh, no, it must be—Murata?! Did Murata said anything—"

"And you must have known how I missed you, too."

". . . Must have known, he says . . . Ah. B-but you missed me, too. Is that so, huh."

". . . Yuuri."

"Y-yes?"

"In this opportunity, I also want to tell you how very guilty I am."

"Opportunity? Wait—guilty . . . ?

"Regarding those previous days—when I couldn't let myself sharing a bed with you after . . . after what I did in Seisakoku; after what ShinOu had done to me; and after what happened with the Boxes . . . Even when we all finally came back home, I still couldn't forgive myself. I didn't find any courage to approach. I didn't want to overstep. I was also certain, Yuuri wouldn't let me . . . because I knew I had no right anymore . . . to stay closely with Heika . . . whose trust I had almost betrayed . . ."

"No—Wolfram—"

"Then, I have waited for the day Heika would finally give an order—for me to go to the dungeon, so I could take the punishment I absolutely deserved, but . . ."

"Du-dungeon?! No way! I couldn't! I wouldn't! Wolf, why would I?! You were not in the wrong at all!"

"Yes. I realize. I should have known better. That Yuuri—the Rookie I know the most—has a pure and forgiving soul. Yet, despite being a wimp—not that much nowadays, at least—Yuuri will always think the best in anyone. Yuuri won't go and summon spider-like eaten-fish-bones . . . nor giant-like made-in-maou soil-zombies . . . to punish anyone he believes not in the wrong. Well, but I do think it's also a bit too naïve for my liking, an unexpected quality for a MaOu of ShinMAkoku, after all."

"Spider-like eaten-fish-bones, huh . . . ? I wonder when was I—nope. Unimportant. But, the way you're saying it . . . Wolf, seriously? Are you complimenting me . . . or not? I can't tell, though."

"Of course, you should take it as my compliment as it is, Yuuri. And more importantly—Yuuri is Yuuri, is he not? . . . And I'm the stupid one who didn't realized it sooner . . ."

"What was that? What're you whisperin'? Oi, don't hide your face on my neck! But still, I honestly can't tell what's point do you want to make, Wolf."

". . . Yuuri. You are now the reason my heart is able to beat strongly and steadily. I'm so grateful. To think I still have this chance to stay together. Again. With you."

"—! Wolfram! That's—"

"To be able watching Greta. To be able seeing Mother and Elder Brother. To be able feeling this nervous hope, waiting for the day my baby sister born into this World. And to be able being alive. Once more. In ShinMAkoku. If it's not for Yuuri, my heart . . . this heart, inside my chest . . . would just—stop."

". . . It's definitely still beating, Wolf. I can feel it against my back."

"Yes, it is. Don't you see? It's all for you. I'm all for you. So, here I am. Now and forever. For you, Yuuri."

". . . Ye-yeah. I see . . ."

"That's way, Yuuri. Thank you. For saving me."

"Err, that is . . . a-ahaha . . . N-no, really, Wolf. Do—DON'T MENTION IT . . ."

"Hn? Yuuri. Was that—what you called—INGURI•SHUU?"

"Eh? An old band and attack . . . ? Ah, no! You mean ENGLISH, huh? Yes, eigo. My bad. My tongue slipped. What I mean to say is, Wolf, you don't have to—"

"I LOVE YOU."

"—! W-wha?"

"AND I ALWAYS WILL."

"—!!"

". . ."

". . ."

"Yu-Yuuri? You—did I say correctly . . . ?"

". . ."

"—Huh? Hold on! Yuuri?! You're face—looks all red! Are you okay? What is it—no way, could it be—Baby Fever? Are you catching Baby Fever, now?! Mother are still in three months due, but—"

"I'm—it's not—Baby Fever, you say? Then, the baby needs KOOLFEVER—that's not it! No, just what the heck is Baby Fever, anyway?!"

". . . Or rather—do you feel so embarassed with my DECLARATION OF LOVE? Hmph. Why, Yuuri. You should feel beyond excited, you know."

". . ."

"No . . . hold on—did I say it incorrectly?! I really said it incorrectly, huh?! Gah!! Dammit! That Conrart-guy! His letter said that's precisely the right words to say in INGURI•SHUU! But it's actually incorrect?! Damn him! How dare the like of him to deceive me?!"

"Haah?! Con-Conrad . . . ? Conrad let you said that strong expression to this plain, Japanese boy?!"

"You're, absolutely, way more, than just, plain, Yuuri! Aaargh! But that guy said it's the right words to convey my feeling, jyari! But he actually deceived me, jyari?! Guargh! I should've known! Not to believe anything my Little Elder Brother taught me, jyari!"

"Uwaaa . . . Wolf, you go back with jyari-jyari right there."

"Did not, jyari! No! Hold on—just listen well! Yuuri. In plain and simple New MA Language, what I wanted to say is: 'The Moon is so blue tonight—'"

"Whaaat?! That's—! From Souseki-sensei's! Not the so-called New MA Language!"

"'—And the Eyes of the Darkest Black I have seen and drawn in, And the Hair of the Glossy Black I have adored and tied in—'"

"Oi! Just wait a sec! it's the newest volume of Gyun-Gyun's Juicy Journal, tosa?!"

"'—With My Soul and Body, let be Entwined in Lust. With Your Soul and Body, let be lost in Se—'"

"WAAA—STOP—STOP!! No quoting one of re-published edition of Cheri-sama's lovebook! Wolf, please cut it out, I beg you!! Look; I understand completely what you wanted to say earlier in eigo!"

"Huh? Really? So, Conrart taught me the correct words?"

"I—ungh, yes. That's correct."

"That's great, then! I'm happy, Yuuri understands, after all."

"Ye-yeah. Me too . . . I feel so happy . . ."

"—!! Hu-hmph! S-so. Will Yuuri share the bed and let us sleep together again? You should know how lonely I felt, Yuuri. Missing you on my solitary bed. Just holding the borrowed Pink Pillow instead of Yuuri's warmness—was not the same, you see."

"I—of course, it wouldn't be the same! You should've just kept sleeping on our bed, holding my body and doing—aa-aaah, forget it! Well, hey, look at my G-Shock! It's near Greta's bed time! Let's go pick her up from Anissina-san's Lab and—aaangh . . . Wo-Wolf, why are you sniffing—heheh, that tickles—n-nooo! W-what are you lickin'—aaangh—don't bite—nnngh—nonono! NO HICKEY! Not visible HICKEY!! For the love of Greta's innocent eyes, Wolf! Cu-cut it out!"

"Ah, that's right. Greta's innocent eyes. Sorry. I stop, now. . . . But still, I can't help, though . . . Yuuri, what's with all this exposed skin so availably close to my lips . . ."

"—Nnngh! Vo-von Bielefeld-kyo, focus . . . !"

"Geh! Oww, oww, my ear, my ear . . . ! Ri-right. Right. I apologize. I'll stop, for real. . . . But, say, Yuuri?"

"W-what is it, now?"

"The way you're rambling when you feel embarassed and nervous? I love it, too. It's really cute, you know. As expected from a henachoko."

"—! What'd you say?! Who feels—I'm not—aargh, enough! Honestly! Whose fault is that, anyway?!"

". . . Mine. Yuuri, always mine."

(—A [headcanon-y] WolfYuu scene, Post Prison Arc of MaruMA Series.)

※side note: so . . . basically, wolf had demanded in his letter — "Conrart, how to declare my love in INGURI-SHUU?!" — or something like that . . . aaand konniichan's inner romantic-earthling-voice came out and written back the whole Elvis Presley's "Love Me Tender" lyric with translation in mazoku-ese~♪ this is also a headcanon.

[arius-starwalker-1412]

It's really well made! Henachoko is my favourite word as well!!

A couple of days ago I decided that it would be cool to make a ‘henachoko’ brooch and wear it as often as possible. This word is too cool be ignored, I think. 

I was asked about the colour choice. You see, I just liked the yellow-orange threads I had (of course, later I made up a story about flame, passion and Wolf, but who cares)

This felt bearbee is also mine but was made long ago and hidden like a precious treasure) But now it’s ready to fly. Hope you enjoy it. 

Я уверена, что никто из окружения не поймёт, что же написано, и будет строить прекрасные теории типа “добра”, “любви” и “процветания”.

[marumafan]

You said misepan 2 is one of ur favorite yuuram short stories, can u give an analysis of it please!

Hello anon!

Ok! But I would really recommend reading it.  I have said this many times, there's something about Takabayashi-sensei style, the way she writes her stories, that I really, really like.

Misepan 2

Title: Misepan, means "Showing panties". So the first part (written 2 years prior and almost completely disconnected of part 2), was about a bet Murata thought for Yuuri. Yuuri said he was unpopular and Murata said he wasn't and bet Yuuri he could get someone to "show him their panties."

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Summary of part 1: In part 1, some chick was looking for a ring her bf gave her in the river and Yuuri helped her. That and the bet is the entire story.

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Intro: Misepan 2 starts in Shin Makoku. The topic of 'lost item' continues. This time it's Yuuri who has lost something very important. A hand made necklace that Greta gave him.

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The first part shows Yuuri and Wolfram around the castle. Yuuri tells Wolf he's looking for the necklace because he lost it. They meet Cherie-sama, who is wearing a maid suit and bunny ears and tells Yuuri that she wants Wolf to wear the same to attract customers for her new shop (a bar to find love).

Wolfram says he will refuse because of the bunny ears, because Yuuri hates rabbits (the mascot of Seibu Lions opposite team is an orange rabbit). Cherie mentions Wolfram used to love rabbits as a kid, because cats grabbed the attention of Gwen, and that they need Wolfram's help to cure Yuuri's rabbit-hate. (Yuuri is thinking he doesn't hate rabbits just that mascot from that team).

Yuuri calls Wolfram 'Honey-chan', and Wolfram gets angry and tells him that because he's younger he doesn't have a right to call him that. (Yuuri monologues that 'it hurt him to have Wolf remind him he is younger’)

When Yuuri mentions the lost item made by Greta, Cherie-sama remembers the 'pig soap' that Wolfram made for her. To which Wolfram mentions that it wasn't a pig, it was, of course, Cherie-sama herself. XD Cherie sama goes speechless due to the shock and Yuuri pulls Wolfram by the hand, and trots away from that place; so that he wouldn't see them fight.

Wolfram and Yuuri are alone again, and when Yuuri reveals he needs the necklace because he's going with Greta to the zoo the next day, Wolfram starts unbuttoning his shirt.

Yuuri panics saying he shouldn't be exposing his skin , people could see him ! What if some younger girl saw his bare exposed chest!  Yuuri is making a huge scene as if Wolfram were undressing. He seems jealous that someone might steal a glimpse of his beautiful chest.

At any rate, Wolfram shows him a necklace, just like Yuuri's. So it turns out that Greta made the same necklace for all 3 people in the family, Wolf, Yuuri and herself. Yuuri also notices that the stone used in all 3 are the color of Wolfram's eyes.

Wolfram says he will lend it to Yuuri for the zoo trip.

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Important scene:

Yuuri holds Wolfram's necklace still around Wolf's neck with both hands, and then pushes it against Wolfram's chest.

And says he can't accept borrowing it.

Wolfram asks why, wouldn't you do the same for me, if I needed something and you had it.

Yuuri says: "Of course I would."

At this moment, Yuuri has both his hands on Wolfram's bare chest. He goes into a monologue about how anyone would get 'blood rushing' to their brain, if they had both hands on their partner's bare chest, feeling how their heartbeat is the same as their own, and were thinking about something serious. He's overwhelmed and needs to take a moment.

Then he says:" when it comes to things that I can give you, I would give you anything, Wolf. But this is different. Because it's a handmade item. I'm sure that the shape of the stone is slightly different."

--------------------------------------------------- Important scene analysis: This scene is huge. Let’s analyze:

Yuuri: 1) Has both hands on Wolfram's bare chest 2) Gets blood rushing to his brain (to be taken literal and/or a symbolism for arousal) 3) feels Wolfram's heartbeat beating at the same rhythm as his own (symbolism for being in sync, one person, in love) 4) is thinking about everything he would "do" 5) says he's thinking about "something serious"

He's overwhelmed. Can't function. He takes a while to calm down and when he does, he tells Wolfram that "When it comes to things he can 'give him' he would give him anything."

Do you remember the 5 last points? Touching Wolf, aroused, in love, thinking about Wolf, and a "serious matter".

The undertone here is that 'anything' is referring to his virginity.

There was a time in novel 2, when he thought he was going to 'lose " his virginity to Wolf. But here, he's very clear when he says, he would 'give' it to him. It's those little things in the stories that brings back a memory of past things that happened and wraps them up with a little bow.

It's such a good scene. And although it has this sexual undertone, I like to see it more for the theme of 'sacrifice'.

He loves Wolf so much there is nothing he wouldn't give to Wolf. His virginity is cool, but what about his life? Is he thinking about that? If he's thinking about everything he would give to him, and this overwhelmed him. Is he thinking about that too?

I mean, who hasn't thought of that? What would you do for a loved one? How far would you go? And here Yuuri says it clearly to Wolfram, he would give him anything.

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Second part Gwendal is trying to find Yuuri because he found out about the lost item and thinks it can cause an international problem. The rumors have exaggerated what happened. Conrad also shows up, and Wolfram tells Yuuri to escape. Conrad follows him and Wolf stays there to stop Gwendal.

Yuuri sees Wolf as the bravest man alive, then this scene happens:

---------------------- Interesting scene: Wolfram: "Don't worry! It is a husband's job to rub their henachoko wife's ass!"

Yuuri: "Wait isn't it, maybe, "It is a wife's job to wipe her husband's ass" ? Yeah, maybe. No, I mean, I'm sure."

Conrad: "Eh? You're letting him call you henachoko? How generous. Well, then let us rely on Lord von Bielefeld's words"

------------------------ Analysis of this scene: Preamble: Before we get into it-> Because Japan has like a 4000 year old culture, and the 'couples' terms are always 'female' and 'male', we see a lot of 'wife' and 'husband' even between two males. Some may read into it (the top/bottom stereotype from the 90s), and I will analyze it too, but there's also a lot about 'kanjis' having certain associations that don't really fit the gender of same sex partners.

Analysis:

1) Wolfram makes a joke about rubbing Yuuri's ass (and asserts he's the husband and it's his duty)

2) Yuuri says the proverb is incorrect and "Isn't it "it's the wife's duty to wipes her husband ass?" But then he says maybe I don't know, I'm not sure.

3) Conrad is only surprised at the lack of complain of "henachoko", and not all the other married couple/sexual innuendos they've been throwing at each other.

This is the Conrad I love. He's so supportive of Yuuri and Wolf. He could have said something like "Wait, how long have you been married?" and make them both self conscious, but he didn't.  Conrad is great, and I love him and he deserves all the best. I'm a yuuram fan, but I love Conrad. He's an awesome character and a sweety. He's been through so much and I feel sorry for everything he's been put through, simply because the fans forced Takabayashi sensei to bring him back from the dead. (Additional info: Conrad was supposed to die in novel 5 and Takabayashi sensei spent many years trying to kill him after that, but the 'Conrad' fans didn't let her. This has lead to Conrad just 'floating around' in the novels... she was so angry she even made him the enemy for a while)

About the proverb: I couldn't find the actual proverb Wolf and Yuuri are talking about. The internet says two things: 1) it's a wife's duty to cut her husband's ear hair, and 2) it's a wife's duty to take care of her husband's arousal. Now I have no clue whether either of them are old sayings ... I simply couldn't find it.

But here's my interpretation. 1) Wolf says it's his duty to protect Yuuri as the husband 2) Yuuri says isn't that the wife's role? and in the end he's confused about the proverb. I think Takabayashi-sensei is 1, throwing sexual innuendos as usual here, and 2 is bringing ambiguity to the whole top/bottom stereotype. "Is he the top? Am I? I don't know", is what Yuuri says about this.

I think, as mentioned before, sensei addresses the top/bottom topic (because it's actually very uncommon not to bring it up), and says : yeah whatever, who cares.

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Third part : Yuuri has a scene with Conrad, where he realizes that his necklace was shorter than Wolf’s so that both, the blue maseki and the emerald necklace Greta made, won’t become entangled. Yuuri is moved thinking that Greta even thought about that.

They find the necklace Yuuri lost, and this part ends with:

"Things will always return to the place they should be."

This makes me happy. It makes me think that Yuuri will always be back to Shin Makoku no matter what. I hope that Takabayashi-sensei sticks to her words.

And there’s another clear meaning: Conrad (blue maseki) and Wolf (the emerald necklace) will not entangle and cause problems. Conrad will continue to be the friend, and Wolf will continue to be the spouse, and the ‘necklaces’ won’t disturb one another. Another very important symbolism. Everyone has their place and role, and won’t mix, entangle or bother Yuuri. 

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Last part:

The end of the story goes back to the main story in Misepan 1. So Yuuri is there with the chick looking for her bf’s ring. An old dude sees them, then the three find a bag full of gold in the river and they appear on TV.

In the end, Yuuri gets shown panties "mise pan" by the old dude. And the story wraps itself with a joke.

In the afterword Takabayashi sensei admits she didn't know how to end the story. This means, for what I can understand, that she just wanted to talk about the royal family necklace and Yuuri and Wolf, while finishing up a story he had to finish for the DVD set.

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The main reasons why I love this story :

1) There’s a new canon yuuram trope:" the family necklace”. This necklace is the color of Wolfram’s eyes. Greta was the one to chose it, too. She could have chosen ‘black’, the royal color and the color of Yuuri’s hair and eyes (that everyone loves in Shin Makoku), but instead she chose the color of Wolf’s eyes. I feel this is a symbolism Takabayashi sensei threw in there to make sure everyone understands it’s not Yuuri and Greta anymore, Wolfram is 100% part of that family, and it’s his color that binds the family together.

2) Yuuri’s line: “When it comes to things that I can give you I would give you anything Wolf”. As analyzed before, this is the ultimate expression of love, and he has said it clearly to Wolfram out in the open.

3) Yuuri and Wolf as established as a couple as they can be, not only between themselves, but also by others. Out in the open they’re calling each other husband and wife (in front of Dacascos and Conrad), and no one even questions this. Meaning it’s been a long time since people have known them as such.

4) Yuuri calling Wolfram Honey-chan (and Wolfram getting angry due to cultural misunderstandings)

Anyway, it’s a really great story! Please read it!

[meikatsudon]

Morning Musume ‘17 - Romance Mezameru Mousou Joshi no Uta (Lyrics and English Translation)

Romance Mezameru Mousou Joshi no Uta

Tsumaranai Waraenai Are mo kore mo kakunin ga hitsuyou? Mou sugu Otona yo Koi wo suru no ni shorui ga iru no?

Motto medachitai Motto sawagitai Motto shuchou shitai Motto motto motto... Hora Watashi Jimi ni natteiku wa

Sekai wo miwatasu kedo Nihon tte yappari sugokunai!? DAIETTO suru yori mo Nakami kitaete Guchi guchi iu ENAJII Chigau ko ni tsukawaneba

Dakishimeta ato ni kuchizukete Nigeru kara Sono ato sugu ni oikakete... ROMANSU ni mezameru Mousou joshi no uta

Hajiketai Fuzaketai TENSHON agatte kowarete mitai

Hitome ki ni shiteru Nani wo ki ni shiteru? Itsu no ma ni daro ka Nanka henachoko Hora Watashi Bunan ni natteiku wa

Chikaku natta to iu kedo Sekai mawaru ni wa "yappa takakunai!?" Benkyou wa ganbareba Seiseki agaru Gakusei jidai wa Hontou wa wakariyasuinda ne

Dakishimeta ato ni kuchizukete IJIKEtara Omoikiri GYUTto nagusamete... ROMANSU wa idai sa Mousou joshi no uta

Sekai wo miwatasu kedo Nihon tte yappari sugokunai!? DAIETTO suru yori mo Nakami kitaete Guchi guchi iu ENAJII Chigau ko ni tsukawaneba

Dakishimeta ato ni kuchizukete Nigeru kara Sono ato sugu ni oikakete... ROMANSU ni mezameru Mousou joshi no uta

Dakishimeta ato ni kuchizukete IJIKEtara Omoikiri GYUTto nagusamete... ROMANSU wa idai sa Mousou joshi no uta

The Song of a Fantasizing Girl Who Has Woken Up to Romance

That's so boring, it doesn't make me wanna laugh Do you really need to double check this or that? You're almost an adult Do you have your documents for falling in love?

I wanna stand out more, I wanna make some more noise I wanna assert myself more, I wanna do more and more and more... Look, I'm getting simple

I have this whole view of the world, But man, isn't Japan just great!? Rather than going on a diet I'll train what's inside me I have to use the energy it takes to complain For something else

Hug me and then kiss me I'm running away, so run after me right after... This is the song of a fantasizing girl Who has woken up to romance

I wanna bounce around, I wanna joke around I wanna try and get excited and then break down

You care about what people think of you, what are you so worried about? I hadn't even noticed how much of a clutz you've become Look, I'm getting less risky

I've gotten closer But people around the world would be like, "Isn't that high!?" If I work hard on my studies, I'll get better grades When you're a student, Everything's really easy to understand

Hug me and then kiss me When I get timid, comfort me as much as you can Romance is great This is the song of a fantasizing girl

I have this whole view of the world, But man, isn't Japan just great!? Rather than going on a diet I'll train what's inside me I have to use the energy it takes to complain For something else

Hug me and then kiss me I'm running away, so run after me right after... This is the song of a fantasizing girl Who has woken up to romance

Hug me and then kiss me When I get timid, comfort me as much as you can Romance is great This is the song of a fantasizing girl

[shoujo-dump]

Henachoko Kyuuketsuki wa Ookami Kishi no Chi ga Hoshii