#help me save me ooh wait they have colorful noodle nvm bye loser

[crushed-soda-can47]

I fucking love me school.

Math teacher: "Kids used to ask me, "Is this a negative three or a minus three?""

Math teacher: "Yes."

[Me, on my way to science class.]

Random kid in the hallway to the sixth grader in front of me: "Do you think when we die the Minecraft hardcore screen pops up?"

Science teacher: "Yeah, let's not do that. That seems kind of sus, let's not."

Me: "Fuck you!"

Friend one: "No, thanks."

Friend two: "Sure, who?"

Friend three:

Friends four, who genuinely didn't hear me: "What did you say?"

Friend five: *Reading*

Me: ...

Me: *eats my Super Mario spaghettios with meatballs in disappointment and judgement for who I choose to hang out with*

((I love my friend tho frfr))

Kid sitting next to me: "Y'know, I'll be honest, I hate Russian, Chinese, and North Koreans, and want to kill as many of them as I can."

Me, who just wants an A: "Ah... Okay..."

My friend: *accidentally knocks over a kids James Dasher novel that didn't have a bookmark so they lost their page*

Me: *AGGRESSIVELY CURSING AND LECTURING MY FRIEND OUT ABOUT HOW THEY JUST DISRESPECTED JAMES DASHER ((#KEEPRUNNNG!!!!))