#helluva apology tour

[emperor-kaiser]

THATA HOW IT ENDS???????!!!!

[anthurak]

The Eclectic Bunch of the 'We Hate Blitzo' Club

I feel like I’ve seen a bit too much oversimplification/generalization of the ‘Blitzo Sucks’ party in Apology Tour, with a lot of people taking Dennis’s presence at the party to mean something like ‘Only Verosika and maybe a few other people there were REALLY hurt by Blitzo and everyone else is just using it as an excuse to party’. I think this idea misses the possibility of there probably actually being a quite varied and eclectic mix of people at these parties.

Like yeah, you’ve probably got a few people like Dennis who just got maybe a somewhat hostile run-in with Blitzo at a party, and you’ve got people like Verosika who were in serious, long-term relationships that ended VERY badly.

But then you’ve got what I imagine are most of the people at the party who were in brief flings/one-night-stands with Blitzo which nonetheless ended in VERY ugly fashion. As I went into in this post, I think people are underestimating just how volatile and hare-trigger Blitzo is when it comes to relationships. And how quickly and violently he can lash out when he thinks someone is ‘getting too close’ or ‘trying to convince him they care’. Meaning that I feel like most people at the party were likely still hurt pretty badly by Blitzo.

And there’s likely also a subset of people who have even bigger issues that their breakup with Blitzo caused or at least was a major contributing factor in, like it’s clear that Verosika’s substance abuse and whatever else ended her up in rehab was a direct fallout of her breakup with Blitzo. And I imagine she’s far from the only one at the party who had something like that happen to them.

And then you’ve got some people who weren’t hurt directly by Blitzo, but are instead friends/family/partners of people who WERE, likely the aforementioned ones who got hit especially hard, and are there to support them. Like how we see a good number of Verosika’s succubus crew at the party, plus Vortex, who clearly never had a thing with Blitzo but are instead there with Verosika.

Like I wouldn’t be surprised if Better Than Blitzo Guy isn’t actually one of Blitzo’s ex’s, given that he doesn’t seem to recognize him, but is instead a friend of one (maybe even Verosika herself) who’s at these parties just to help out.

(Yes, I do realize this could be a head-scratching thought to everyone who’s convinced themselves that he must be some Goetia sleeper-agent or some other bullshit, but there IS in fact such a thing as a ‘random nice person’.)

Heck, there’s probably at least a few people who are more or less ‘over’ their issues with Blitzo, but still come to these parties for the friends they’ve made there who aren’t.

And then there’s Wally Wackford who might just be there to hock ‘Blitzo Sucks!’ merch, but I imagine it was somewhere between explaining the fourth and fifth times Blitzo fucked him over that Verosika let him stay. I mean if anyone can appreciate some good ‘Blitzo Sucks!’ merch, it would be her. Heck this may not even be his first year :D

All in all, I feel like the yearly attendees of the ‘Blitzo Sucks!’ parties a quite a bit more broad, varied and nuanced than I think I lot of people are giving them credit for.

[hellaversepolls]

alright it's been like a month

[the-moons-ace-card]

All he did was treat Stolas right and y’all hated him

[vvenuspng]

💥📣 BLITZO SUX

[valc0]

[sweet-marigold]

Fizz couldn’t come to the party this year 😔

[petitprincess1]

THIS! THIS WAS EVERYTHING! THANK YOU VIVZIE FOR LETTING THIS BREAK-UP CONTINUE! IT SO AWESOME! IT WAS SUCH A GOOD EP! It's also nice to hear Verosika's full perspective. I loved this interaction so much

[buriedaliens]

I had a thought.

Also a second thought

[fizzierolli]

THEYRE CANON??

[sleepymrshmllow]

insane over this ngl

[vaggieslefteye]

VEROSIKA MAYDAY, Succubus Pop Star | 2x09 - Apology Tour

"Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much they throw an entire fucking party about hating you every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"

[nomifae]

”Vox…you’re better off without me..” - 🦌

"I just wanted to see if maybe...I don't know, you want to dance?" - 🍎

”Looks like Vox is having a good time!” - 🐱

”OH THAT FLATSCREEN STEALING HUSSY!!” - 🦌

So yah I redrew some scenes from Aplogy Tour 🤭

And yes I wanted to do some StaticApple finally!

[atrociousgargamelitis]

Hey, I don't think we're talking enough about this.

Not Stolas. Not "Bird puss" or "One night stand" like in the pilot.

Stols.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[oatmealdoodles]

forgot to post this right after Apology Tour but my man ate in this outfit.