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This man has favourites and it shows ✨
#lando as the jpg caption#but max on main??#hello sir??#maxiel kingdom we rise#always winning#daniel ricciardo#max verstappen#maxiel#formula 1#f1
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New instastory from Rhys Darby's instagram!
Unexpected steard and non curls, with Theo and Millie
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When did matt preston grow a beard and get super dilfy??
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#cross guild#sir crocodile#dracule mihawk#buggy the clown#one piece#my art#theyre road tripping/ on the run and ended up in some bar middle of nowhere#weird#recommend keeping your distance and dont stare for too long#big guy with two little? guys#hello world
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i forgot to post the finished doodle
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Classmates 🛍️
#togachako#tgck#himiko toga#uraraka ochako#toga himiko#ochako urakara#himichako#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#bnha#mha#my art#mha fanart#bnha fanart#uraraka#mha toga#more yuri sir#waiter hello waiter#yuri for breakfast
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Two times Charles held onto Max for balance
And one time he wanted to do it for Max, in case he would fall 🥹🥹
#my little babies#Thinking bout who's seeking more touch and affection 😸#ALSO Max’s hand on the 2nd one??? hello sir???#he was exploring chaist's curves... in front of whole world#and charles going for Max when both Max and mekies tried to help him lol#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#gifs*
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You know how I said that Dr Glass often says things about his childhood that sound like someone doing a bit? Like some kind of Terry Pratchett hobbit nonsense of a fictional English childhood in the shire in the vale of a white chalk horse in the company of a pack of other feral children, together, forever.
Tonight it was, “oh, I used to make itching potion. Out of rosehip seeds.”
I stared at him. “For what,” i said eventually.
“I can’t remember. Most of it was about making the potion, and the rest was probably smearing it on the other village children.”
I stared at him.
He said, defensively, “it was the 80s.”
Anyway there you go. Unexpected use for rosehip seeds apparently. Forage them to recover a sticky gel-like paste? that causes itching in your enemies? Follow the angry little man for more baffling insights
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baby calls reader ‘mama’ the first time and reader is immediately like oh my god i’m so sorry simon i swear i didn’t teach her that i know im just the babysitter but simon is just like ‘no it’s fine darling don’t even worry about it’ because he’s been teaching baby to call reader ‘mama’ behind her back the whole time
finds out when johnny drops the baby off like there's mama and you're already trying to stammer out a response but he's not having it. "have a good day, mrs. riley," then looks at the the baby. "be good for yer mama, alrigh'?"
OI.
SIR. SIR COME BACK I HAVE A DATE SIR. CANT TAKE THE BABY WITH ME.
now you're being dragged to a surprisingly nice restaurant by simon because "if ya wanted to go out on a date, coulda jus' say so."
you'd be angry but the wine is $300 a bottle so you guessss you'll stay and enjoy it.
yeah it ends with him covering your mouth while he fucks you into the couch. "gotta keep it quiet unless ya tryna wake our baby."
#sir i can't see#much less talk back#hello police#i'd like to report the first degree murder of my pussy#sd!simon
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would u buy merchandise if it had his name on it?
#osc#inanimate insanity#ii#my art#paper ii#unironically my favoritiest thing i've drawn#goodness .hello sir
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Yeah, so...
I muted the music and lower the volumes for ambient and SFX sounds during Lucanis's final romance scene. Thought I share a certain point of interest for everyone :
You're welcome :)
Emmrich's ;)
#dragon age#datv spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#lucanis dellamorte#datv#rookanis#lucanis x rook#datv rook#dragon age rook#video#my post#my oc#Juliet Thorne#GOING FERAL ANY MOMENT NOW :)))))#Zach sir... you are a legend 😮💨🤌🏻👌🏻#also Erika's??? hello???#it made my rook so much cuter tho ngl i love her sm
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You have broken every bone in your body.
he just wanted to ask him on a date :(
#risk of rain fanart#risk of rain 2#risk of rain#ror2#ror#risk of rain commando#risk of rain mithrix#risk of rain bandit#radio's art#shitpost#ror2 fanart#fanart#my art#comic#i was thinking about this all day and giggling to myself#commando: hello sir are u in need of a boyfriend
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Vex: “I’m the grand mistress of the grey hunt- I tie ropes!”
Percy: “Can confirm.”
GOOD S I R ???????
#cr spoilers#critical role#percy de rolo#vex'ahlia#taliesin jaffe#laura bailey#Taliesin. Tal what did you mean by that. Good sir.#WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT GOOD SIR HELLO??#I mean I’m not really surprised but d a m n#Ozzy liveblogs#Ozzy cr rambles
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#random gwaine gifs because i miss him
#that first one though hello#the STARE#merlin#bbc merlin#merlin bbc#merlinedit#tvedit#perioddramaedit#gwaine#sir gwaine#userlottie#arthurpendragonns#ughmerlin#merlingifs
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Why did he ask me what I'm doing this weekend🙃🙃🙃
The guy I was developing a crush on fistbumped me with his left hand, revealing his wedding ring.
#HELLO SIR??#is he married or not#he has a ring on his ring finger...#bby rambles#is he being polite or what#cause he didn’t ask anyone else what they were doing this weekend.. just me
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King??? Husband ????? father ??????? WRONG!!!! FUCKED UP !!!!!!!!!!
Barry actually finished a WIP for once ??? Huh??? What the ?? Hell ????? What is this insanity
Fun fact I drew most of while I was having the most horrific painful migraine which . Is kinda stupid maybe but uh . I need art block DEAD so 😛😛😛
shading is buns but that is ok 🙏 shading is always buns in this house
Ok byebeye also it my birthday soon or somethig hurray
#art#digital art#dragons#wings of fire#wof#wof fanart#wof gill#gill wof#I had such a strong urge to draw somethign but didn’t know what#until I remembered this cool as hell sketch that I really liked of Gill soo badabing badaboom#what a tragic man I HATE HIM (lie)#hello sir . death via daughter#maybe drawing this RIGHT after drawing tsunami was mean but ❤️
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