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unatato · 2 years ago
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This man has favourites and it shows ✨
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rhysdarbinizedarby · 2 years ago
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New instastory from Rhys Darby's instagram!
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Unexpected steard and non curls, with Theo and Millie
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thedogeveryonehates · 2 years ago
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When did matt preston grow a beard and get super dilfy??
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humans-are-tasty · 1 year ago
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mocndu · 6 months ago
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i forgot to post the finished doodle
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yennyinc · 4 months ago
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Classmates 🛍️
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souvenir116 · 7 months ago
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Two times Charles held onto Max for balance
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And one time he wanted to do it for Max, in case he would fall 🥹🥹
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elodieunderglass · 6 months ago
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You know how I said that Dr Glass often says things about his childhood that sound like someone doing a bit? Like some kind of Terry Pratchett hobbit nonsense of a fictional English childhood in the shire in the vale of a white chalk horse in the company of a pack of other feral children, together, forever.
Tonight it was, “oh, I used to make itching potion. Out of rosehip seeds.”
I stared at him. “For what,” i said eventually.
“I can’t remember. Most of it was about making the potion, and the rest was probably smearing it on the other village children.”
I stared at him.
He said, defensively, “it was the 80s.”
Anyway there you go. Unexpected use for rosehip seeds apparently. Forage them to recover a sticky gel-like paste? that causes itching in your enemies? Follow the angry little man for more baffling insights
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shotmrmiller · 6 months ago
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baby calls reader ‘mama’ the first time and reader is immediately like oh my god i’m so sorry simon i swear i didn’t teach her that i know im just the babysitter but simon is just like ‘no it’s fine darling don’t even worry about it’ because he’s been teaching baby to call reader ‘mama’ behind her back the whole time
finds out when johnny drops the baby off like there's mama and you're already trying to stammer out a response but he's not having it. "have a good day, mrs. riley," then looks at the the baby. "be good for yer mama, alrigh'?"
OI.
SIR. SIR COME BACK I HAVE A DATE SIR. CANT TAKE THE BABY WITH ME.
now you're being dragged to a surprisingly nice restaurant by simon because "if ya wanted to go out on a date, coulda jus' say so."
you'd be angry but the wine is $300 a bottle so you guessss you'll stay and enjoy it.
yeah it ends with him covering your mouth while he fucks you into the couch. "gotta keep it quiet unless ya tryna wake our baby."
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rawserhh · 17 days ago
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would u buy merchandise if it had his name on it?
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ellie-shy · 19 days ago
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Yeah, so...
I muted the music and lower the volumes for ambient and SFX sounds during Lucanis's final romance scene. Thought I share a certain point of interest for everyone :
You're welcome :)
Emmrich's ;)
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radi0range · 4 months ago
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You have broken every bone in your body.
he just wanted to ask him on a date :(
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sapphiregem01 · 2 months ago
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Vex: “I’m the grand mistress of the grey hunt- I tie ropes!”
Percy: “Can confirm.”
GOOD S I R ???????
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rubysunnday · 1 year ago
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#random gwaine gifs because i miss him
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no-mercy-bby · 2 months ago
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Why did he ask me what I'm doing this weekend🙃🙃🙃
The guy I was developing a crush on fistbumped me with his left hand, revealing his wedding ring.
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boilompiz · 4 months ago
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King??? Husband ????? father ??????? WRONG!!!! FUCKED UP !!!!!!!!!!
Barry actually finished a WIP for once ??? Huh??? What the ?? Hell ????? What is this insanity
Fun fact I drew most of while I was having the most horrific painful migraine which . Is kinda stupid maybe but uh . I need art block DEAD so 😛😛😛
shading is buns but that is ok 🙏 shading is always buns in this house
Ok byebeye also it my birthday soon or somethig hurray
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