#hello fat demoman

[some-pers0n]

I think a lot about those couple panels we got of Demo in the first comic. Demoman himself is a character I find to be interesting and really like playing around with more complicated ideas and concepts, so obviously I'm gonna take note when we are handed this on a platter.

It cuts away from a little gag scene to show us that Demo...hasn't exactly been doing the greatest for the last six months. The room is dark. Drinks and snacks litter the floor. It doesn't look like it's been cleaned in weeks.

It's been six months since they were all laid off. The only friend that Demo has now is the Eyelander, who he spends watching soap opreas with nonstop. It's a miserable life from the looks of it. He doesn't seem happy. He's still drunkenly babbling on about how he's been replaced with robots. He's clearly affected by this whole thing, something reaffirmed with the next page where we see this.

Sunken eyes. Stained shirt. Robe. Unkempt beard. Sweatpants. He doesn't look too great. Literally in the next page too we also learn that he's put on some weight (Soldier says: "Hello fat Demoman!") and just...yeah.

There's quite a bit of storytelling here. I don't really wanna brush it off as just: "Oh haha isn't it funny how Demoman is an alcoholic?" because I don't really get that impression here. The only bits of humor is when his mother hits him over the head with a cane because he couldn't hear the doorbell and the Eyelander's quips.

Stuff like this is really interesting to me. It makes me think about Demo's character more, especially when here it's portrayed in a very straightforward way. Demo is drinking away his sorrows. His life doesn't really have a meaning since he lost his job. All he does is drink, eat chips, watch TV, bicker with his talking sword, deal with his mother, then sleep. Rinse and repeat for six months.

[ropasart]

hello fat demoman

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hello fat demoman

[teamfortress2headcanons]

Headcanon prompt: How do the TF2 mercs react to finding shipping art of themselves with another merc?

Hello!! Sorry about the lack of answers. With Mass Effect Andromeda being released I’ve gone back and started to play the original Mass Effect. Any way I’m gonna go NSFW with the fanart they are seeing.

Scout: What the fuck is this shit!? He ain’t gay. Why ain’t people drawing him with his massive dick? Why is he always taking it up the ass?? WHY IS HE BEING SHIPPED WITH SNIPER?? Hides in his room for a few days, can’t look Sniper in the eyes. Every time he does he thinks about the Aussies dick.

Pyro: Low-key draws the shipping art of the rest of the mercs. Tries to avoid seeing it at all costs. But when they do see it gets really uncomfortable, they see the mercs as friends. They also dislike the way people draw them sometimes, that’s not what they look like. However they admire the art, thinking about all the effort would have put into the art.

Solider: It depends, if it’s with one of his comrades he freaks out. Solly doesn’t fully understand how men have sex with each other. If it’s with Zhanna he’s more incline to look at it. He enjoys looking at her naked body seeing people’s ideas of what she looks like with out her clothes. Has jacked off to the images of him and Zhanna.

Demoman: Blushes, people think his dick is that big?? Doesn’t mind being shipped with any of the mercs. Enjoys seeing art involving Sniper, Solly or Engineer more then the others. But after seeing something really kinky has to drown himself drinking.

Heavy: All the shipping art he sees is of him and Medic. Doesn’t mind, finds it quite funny. But tries to avoid it, looking at this type of thing isn’t up his alley.

Engineer: OH FUCK NO. GET THAT NASTY SHIT OUT OF HIS FACE. HE ISN’T THAT FAT. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK HE USES HIS MACHINES IN THE BEDROOM?? FOR FUCK SAKES WHY WOULD HE FUCK ANYONE ON THE TEAM. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Medic: Has a stash of the fanart. Loves looking at fan art involving Heavy and Sniper. On lonely night he jerks off to it.

Sniper: With seeing all the artwork he feels violated, he’s shipped with nearly everyone. Scout, Demoman, Engineer, Medic and Spy. Can deal with being shipped with the team except Spy. He would never touch that French bastard, that back stabbing snake. Has to pitch himself when he thinks about Spy’s lean body.

Spy: Of course he is shipped with the mercs, he is the most handsome man on the team. But holy hell, do people think he is that kinky?? Like he has his kinks, but they ain’t that strange. He’s pleased that people draw him correctly, but can’t believe people draw him having sex with the mask on. It was one time.

[9joao6azevedo]

i did a thing based on crazyb2000's new thing, enjoy

also http://www.teamfortress.com/tf01_ring_of_fired/#f=60