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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 4 years ago

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Pairings: Romantic Romile (Roman x Emile), Romantic Prandy (Andy x Pryce), Romantic Intrulogical (Remus x Logan), Romantic Sleepceit (Remy x Deceit), Romantic Anxtober (October x Virgil)

Word Count: 1,092 Words

Summary: Dealing With Intrusive Thoughts, general chaos, and Remy and Deceit are cute.

Warnings: Sex Mentions, Cursing, Cancer Mention, Sick Character, Immunocompromised Character, Nightmares Mention, Murder Mention, Death Mention, Vomit Mention, Cult Mention, let me know if I should tag anything else.

Note: Bolded and blockquoted are actions in their chatroom, not a message.

Usernames, a quick translation guide: Andy: Raccoon Man (the trashiest hero), Castor: schrodingersdumbass, Dayd: carniverousroomba, Dice: Dr. Bitch, Emile: Thera-pissed, Halley: aspermylastemail, Janus: SnekBoi, Logan: Momgan, October: eatpavementido, Orion: birdgeoisie, Patton: Papa Bear, Pollux: satantakemehome, Pryce: SwEeTvErUcA, Remus: Octopussy, Remy: Coffee Bandit, Roman: waaahluigi, Sirius: literalsunshine, Teal: uwu, Thomas: shrexy, Virgil: spipples, Vita: þiccness

A Very Sanders Group Chat: Chapter 9

3:14AM

satantakemehome: Hey, does anyone have any clue why there's nightmares galore? I was trying to sleep.

spipples: Kid, it's like 4am, go to sleep.

satantakemehome: Mother. Mother, I am Insomnia, mother. It doesn't work that way, mother.

spipples: Okay, okay, don't go all eldritch being on me, chill.

satantakemehome: Fix the Mind, mother. I crave the sleep, mother.

spipples: If you plan to be an eldritch being, go bother your uncle or visit auntie Dee in the hospital, I'm sure he'd love company in his misery up there.

SnekBoi: No. Tired.

satantakemehome: Uncle it is.

Raccoon Man (the trashiest hero): Hello Jeffrey, I am afraid.

spipples: Don't care. Got shit to deal with.

5:38AM

birdgeoisie: Hey mom, did you ever figure out what the overly murdery nightmares were about?

spipples: Yeah, it was Uncle Remus.

þiccness: FINALLY, I can say uncle bastard's name in the chatroom!

Octopussy: I fucking hate all of you.

Momgan: You popped up like a fucking goblin and whacked poor Roman in the head at four in the goddamned morning, how the fuck do you think we're going to react!?

schrodingersdumbass: Oh shit, Auntie Lo is going off on Uncle Remus.

uwu: I would give all my uwus to see this but I have to start getting ready for work sooooo

uwu is now offline

Coffee Bandit: Shiiiit, someone give him coffee stat!

literalsunshine: What do you think I'm trying do?

Coffee Bandit: Ah yes, the good child. All the rest are little punks and then we have this smol gem.

þiccness: I remember why I used to call you Uncle Asshat now.

Coffee Bandit: Thanks, kid.

þiccness: Not a compliment but alright.

Coffee Bandit: Everything is a compliment to me, kid.

þiccness: Alright edgelord.

11:17AM

spipples: It's a beautiful day out.

Raccoon Man (the trashiest hero): Almost as beautiful as your face.

spipples: You only say that because we have the same face.

Raccoon Man (the trashiest hero): Exactly, you're catching on.

spipples: I hate you.

Raccoon Man (the trashiest hero): Don't lie, little bro, it doesn't look good on you.

SnekBoi: Yeah, that's my job.

spipples: Fuck off, you've done enough damage to Thomas.' mind releasing Remus on us.

SnekBoi: I had nothing to do with that. I was at home resting off chemo still. I have a solid alibi. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to finish puking and see how bad my hair is because I know I saw some on my pillow.

Octopussy: goddammit not again!

SnekBoi: Well, sorry, I can't really control it, Ree. The chemo does what it wants.

shrexy: Are you okay?

SnekBoi: Probably. I mean, I'm just worried.

Coffee Bandit: Snakebabe, do you want me over?

SnekBoi: I'd love to see you, but I can't.

Coffee Bandit: What about outside in the garden six feet apart with masks on while we do light work taking care of your plants?

SnekBoi: Is this a date? It sounds like a date.

Coffee Bandit: Can be if you want it to be.

SnekBoi: So maybe 6:30 when it cools down so I'm not overheating myself?

Coffee Bandit: Sounds great, sugarbear.

SnekBoi: Yeah sounds great, Rem.

Coffee Bandit: See you there, lovely snek.

SnekBoi is now offline

waaahluigi: Remy's really out here saying 'I love you' while Dee's puking. Taking in sickness and in health a bit too seriously, huh, Rem?

Coffee Bandit: Oh absolutely, I mean, he's cute.

Octopussy: I hear screeching from Dee's room.

Octopussy: ah, nevermind, I read the backlog.

uwu: Remy's here to date cute snake men and nothing else will do.

12:17 PM

þiccness: Hey mom, can me and Halley spend the night out with Bella and Eve?

waaahluigi: Sure. Just make sure you four are careful and be home before 4am and make sure to call me if you need any help.

þiccness: Thanks, mom!

Thera-pissed: Oh, Ro, are you still coming over at 7 for dinner?

waaahluigi: Yeah, I'm just working off the headache still.

Octopussy: I regret nothing.

Thera-pissed: Alright, love, take your time. Remember, we can always just stay home and watch a movie while the kids are out.

waaahluigi: That actually sounds better than going out and hiking.

Thera-pissed: Then we'll stay in inside and watch a movie or two and have dinner there.

3:14 PM

SnekBoi: Hey, @Octopussy, can you help me up, I need to start getting ready for me and Remy's date?

Octopussy is now online

Octopussy is now offline

satantakemehome: Uncle Remus really said 'gotta go fast'

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aspermylastemail: Remus is the only one of us ready to storm Area 51.

birdgeoisie: Remus about to clap some alien cheeks.

waaahluigi: You four remind me of a cult. The Cult of Remus.

aspermylastemail: We're just missing that hint of chaotic dumbass that is Castor.

eatpavementido: Don't tempt me, Roman.

waaahluigi: Or what?

eatpavementido: O̴̬̓r̴̨̠̹̾͋ ̴̦̃̆w̴̟̮̽͜ḛ̶͝ ̵̙̲͒́s̶͚͊a̵̦͚̓ͅc̴͙̤̆r̶̫̞i̴̱͉f̸̩͕̓͘i̸̛͇̟͌ͅc̷̨̢͗̈̿e̸̠̜̫̊ ̵̳̋̒y̷̞͓̩͒̓o̶͍̪̦̍ǘ̴̖̮̱̎͊ ̵̨̰͙̓̒͌ţ̸͉̜̂͂o̸̟̽̈n̸̪̤͂͌i̵͓͋̎͑g̶͎͒ḣ̵̤̤͂t̴̟̬͑̏.̸̪͆́

waaahluigi: Good Hera, fine! Just don't kill me! I have two kids to deal with and Remus and Pryce aren't trusted to raise them to not be heathens!

SwEeTvErUcA: Hey! But fair.

Octopussy: fair enough.

6:45 PM

Octopussy: in case anyone wanted a good wholesome update.

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shrexy: That is incredibly pure and wholesome, thank you for this PSA.

Octopussy: I know. It's good to see Dee be so happy around someone.

Coffee Bandit: I saw that, Remus.

Octopussy: parkourmeme.jpg

Octopussy is now offline

Coffee Bandit: Little shit.

Papa Bear: Go back to your date, kiddos! You're so cute together!

Coffee Bandit: Ah yes, everyone's supportive dad. You got it, Patt.

Coffee Bandit is now offline

spipples: Ah yes, the wholesome dad energy. It's hard to resist.

birdgeoisie: Ah yes, momther, I am hang out with Wyatt and Solace tonight. I'll be home like 9ish?

spipples: Have fun, Orion. Don't get them in trouble is all I ask, little crow.

birdgeoisie: I won't steal anymore street signs, Mom.

spipples: Or anything else that I would have to bail you out for.

birdgeoisie: Why not just take the fun out of life?

spipples: Ah yes, such a horrible mother not wanting to bail out my son. Have fun, little crow. If you three need anything text me or call me.

birdgeoisie: I will, Mom!

birdgeoisie is now offline

spipples: Two of five kids are out having fun, one is working and two are out doing their own shopping.

eatpavementido: Does this mean you want me over?

spipples: Yesssss. Fucking come cuddle me.

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spipples: Love my boyfriend.

eatpavementido: Love you too, chaotic little shit.

Taglist: @glaxyjellyfish @chronophobica @fear-ze-queer @imma-potatoo

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notyourmamasoc · 5 years ago

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1: Anne

2: 14 going on 15

3: 7/22

4: Cancer

5: Blue, Green, and Black

6: my favorites are 5, 7, and 22

7: five cats

8: central Florida

9: 5'0"

10: 7 1/2

11: I only wear two or three pairs

12: dunno

13: vaguely good at art, music. Not too bad at writing

14: no

15: Sweet Child of Mine by Guns and Roses. Or Gimme Three Steps by Lynard Skynyrd. My dad taught me them so I have fond memories

16: The Croods or Birds of Prey: the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn

17: a sweetheart, kinda punk, lady

18: I would like to adopt

19: no. And not in white. White is sterile. Something blue or green

20: nope

21: not as a patient

22: no

23: there's a picture of a basketball player holding me

24: showers

25: I'm not

26: no

27: I wanna be an author

28: most of the rock genre

29: no

30: two at mom's, three at dad's

31: on my left side, curled up, hugging a stuffed rabbit

32: my mom's in kinda small, dad's is fairly big

33: I sleep till noon most days.

34: my dad took me to shoot soda bottles in my grandparents backyard once

35: I had a phase

36: idk man

37: fuck

38: I've pulled a couple of all-nighters to binge watch/read

39: two closed over piercing holes in my ears that I need to get redone, a couple on my neck from when I had a rash I wouldn't stop scratching. I used to have one just about my knee from that time I was holding my cat and he freaked

40: not that I know of

41: yes

42: meh

43: if I'm not thinking about it, I can do a bad southern

44: not really, standard ass American

45: Russian

46: explain, I'm an introverted extrovert

47: I have a pair of boots that cost three hundred bucks without the sale that we bought them under

48: yes

49: innie

50: right

51: no

52: past with either alfredo or a cheese sauce, chocolate, or baby back ribs. Not all at once.

53: I don't really know. I'm not all that adventurous

54: messy

55: sssSLIPERY SEA SNEK

56: heck, or snek

57: an hour, I'm not actually doing anything, I just drag my feet

58: yes

59: bite

60: yes

61: yes

62: mediocre

63: I don't like heights, I especially hate escalators. I'm willing to walk half the length of a mall to avoid an escalator right at the entrance

64: not really

65: I dunno

66: long

67: yes

68: history

69: introverted extrovert

70: no

71: heights, pain

72: no

73: yes

74: yes

75-78: no

79: Julia from science class. I kissed her and missed

80: 4

81: no

82: fast enough

83: not very

84: brown with a big green strip

85: blue/green

86: I've yet to find it

87: not really

88: ones an accountant, ones a manager of an IT department, ones a stay at home mom

89: I'm content with my age?

90: the way my fandom treats certain characters, shit my brother says, when people hurt said brother

91: yes

92: some time in twenty years I want a girl named Melody

93: girl

94: stubborn, thick skin

95: lack of motivation, can be emotional

96: it was neat to my parents

97: not that I know of. My stepmom's grandmother claimed to be descended from King Arthur

98: see 39

99: I have a pink Hello Kitty comforter at both houses. I don't like Hello Kitty, and hate this shade of pink

100: mostly non themed

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

#ask meme #ask me stuff #ask me anything #ask away #ask response #i answered a thing #i answered #i answer stuff #i annoy everyone #i annoy myself

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trendingnewsb · 7 years ago

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50+ Adorable Snake Pics That Will Change The Way You Look At Them

When you hear the word “cute,” snakes are probably the last thing to come to your mind. There’s just something so cunning about them that we’re unable to look past their slick skin and venomous fangs to see their true beauty.

However, Bored Panda is here to prove you that snakes can actually be charming and adorable too! We’ve collected some of the cutest snake pics, from tiny baby snakes to grown up serpents wearing quirky hats, in hopes that this list might just help you conquer your fear of them.

Keep in mind that snakes can be very dangerous so you should never try handling a wild one, no matter how cute it might look.

If you’ve snapped a pic of a cute snake like these, don’t forget to share it with us and upvote your favorites, too!

Dangerous But Cute Little Snake… Definitely Worth Aww!

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That Is Just So Damn Cute

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Young Ground Snake In My Wedding Ring

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Is Snek Wat Usersub What Usersub Want!?!

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You A Dad, Snek

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Snek Is Preparing For A Happy

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Cute And Happy Snek

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An Adorable Just-Hatched Snake

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Baby Snek

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I See Your Snake In A Sweater And Raise You A Snake In A Top Hat

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Sweater For A Snake

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this is a little snake in my backyard. I thought he was cute…

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It peered at the camera from behind my ring finger long enough for me to get this adorable shot.

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My Snake Used To Yawn A Lot As A Baby, And It Always Made Her Look Like She Was Laughing

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Ticklish perhaps?

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A Cute Ring Snake I Caught

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A Snake With A Pumpkin On Its Back…

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We Posting Cute Snakes Today? Here’s A Little Northern Ring Neck I Found Earlier This Season.

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Snake With A Unicorn Hat

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I’ve Never Seen A Cute Snake Until I Bought Steven. The Bloodred Corn Snake.

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I Didn’t Think Snakes Could Be Cute, Until…

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Snakes Can Be Cute!

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Snakes Can Be Cute Too Right?

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Didn’t Know R/aww Was Interested In Snakes. Here Is My Alexander On His 1st Birthday Party.

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Here’s A Cute Snake I Found In My Yard.

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Pastel Checkered Garter Snake.. Cute Little Girl.

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Snakes Can Be Cute Too!

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Baby Snakes Are Cute Too!

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Meet Quinn, The Baby Cali King Snake! Sweet As Candy And Cute As A Button.

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Cute Snake

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Cute Baby Snake

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Just A Cute Baby Grass Snake (Natrix Natrix).

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New Baby Pinstripe Ball Python! Who Says Snakes Can’t Be Cute?

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Whenever Someone Says They’re Afraid Of Snakes, I Automatically Wonder How They Can’t Love Baby Snakes

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I Found A Baby Snake!

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Thirsty baby snake drinking water

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Not Your Typical Aww, But Look At This Baby Hognose Snake In A Cup

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My Lovely Snow Corn Snake

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If This Isn’t The Most Adorable Snake Out There..

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This Might Be The Most Adorable Snake I Ever See

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Oh Look An Adorable Tiny Snake

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Snakes Have Adorable Puppy Faces

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Blind Snek Is A Friendly Snek

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And People Say Snakes Aren’t Cute…

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“Hi mom!”

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Nagini likes sleeping in my pocket

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Who goes there?

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Two in one week! While perusing my garden I stumbled onto this little lady. This individual represents the second northern rubber boa (Charina bottae) I’ve seen in a week.

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Snakes and Stones

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Cute snake

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Cute Snake

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Cute snake

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Cute snake

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When hide and seek is your favorite game, but you’re really bad at it

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Cute snake

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Bought a clay pot for Kifli

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you’re a wizard, Harry! Happy Halloween from the snakies! . . .

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I think I taste good

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Cute snake

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Just look at the sweet little face I can’t take it!!! Eeeekkkk!

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Cute snake

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Sheldon is so cute

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Found this tiny snake while mowing this morning. He’s so cute!

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When bae looks at you with those eyes

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Cute snake

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Cute snake

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I told Simra she was famous, she says she wants dinner please

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Cute snake

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“Don’t boop to hard..”

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Throw back to Villian getting a snoot boop

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Oh hey there. You thought you were going to go to sleep at a decent time tonight. Thats funny because I decided tonight is the night I poop everywhere in my tank. Still cute though see

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Here you go hooman

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Cute snake

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Alpha

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I think it’s so cute when he slides in between my thumb and pointer finger and then pushes his head into my hand so he can get up!

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I think it’s so funny/cute when he slides in between my thumb and pointer finger and then pushes his head into my hand so he can get up! • • •

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A little snake my mom, sisters and I found on a quick hike through the woods

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Henlo friendo

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Dis my snek Harley he is my stringbean and I love him

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Like a cat

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I see you!

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Snuggling is a necessity for all kinds of pets

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I realized I didn’t have a picture of our Trans-pecos on here! This is Noodle, isn’t he the cutest? My mom hates snakes but even she admits he’s pretty cute.

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My Mother-In-Law Knitted My Wife’s Snake A Christmas Sweater

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Snakes Like Warm Computers Too

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Baby Asian Vine Snake!!

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Cute snake

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Peek-a-boo.

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Cute snake

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Peek-a-boo!

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Caught him mid shedding I swear his little ‘oooo’ face is the cutest thing

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Explorer

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Nose, Tongue and Belly

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Typical guy, trying to steal the remote

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Brave Little Brown Snake

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Snake ring

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Snakes Can Be Cute To

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For My Cake Day Take This Cute Snake!

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Who said snakes can’t be cute?

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Super-Cute E. Ribbon Snake From This Weekend.

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Snakes Can Be Cute Too!

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Adorable Snake!

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Oh Look An Adorable Tiny Snake

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An Adorable Little Garter Snake

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Tiny Snake, No Boops Yet

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One Of My Favourite Little Sneks

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Psbattle: This Happy Little Snake

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You Guyz Liek Smol Sneks?

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Cute Snek

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Cute Little Snek.

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Cutest Heckin Snek Couple Ever.

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Happy Snek & Happy Human

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Baby Snek Doin A Stretch

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This cute face

Snake with a Unicorn Hat

snake peek

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Like a Ssssir

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oh hey there

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hello yes i like to sleep in my moms sleeve

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She likes this spot the best when riding with me

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the hissing booth

snek mlem

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I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen

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I gave her a small leaf hat to shade her eyes while she ‘splores’

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he’s not the smartest

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Found This Cute Little Noodle Today

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My snake is so freaking adorable

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Baby Snake Found A Cute Place To Hide

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Peeking

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Secret friend

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lil snake snoots

look at him

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“hmm hmm yes very good”

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“how could i live in the same house as this vicious monster?” – i’m trembling with fear

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soon

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This baby Mystic Banana Ball Python at

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Asian vine snake

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Everyday is Halloween

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you’re a wizard, Harry! Happy Halloween from the snakies!

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This is the cutest picture I have of him

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Who is getting spooky!?!

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Ghost Fun fact: he’s actually not being defensive or preparing to strike here, he’s just curious what mama is doing. Fun fact

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Cute snake

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Staring In The Eyes Of Danger

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White Snake

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White Snake

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Cat And Snake

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Cute Snake Caption

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You’ll always be safe in momma’s hands my little one!

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Slaty Grey Snake (Stegonotus Cucullatus)

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Little Raja is getting a bit bigger, just look at those eyes!

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Cornsnake In The Dark

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Working On My Tan

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Pareas Carinatus

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Mystic Potion

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Braveheart ???

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Spotted Bush Snake

Image credits: Jelle Van de Veire

Vine Snake

Image credits: Matthieu Berroneau

Boomslang Dispholidus Typus

Image credits: Magnus Forsberg

Cute snake

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Little Snake

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Endemic Beauty

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Snake With Flowers

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The Green Vine Snake (Ahaetulla Nasuta)

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This present snake

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Snakes with hats are amusing. • • •

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Say hello to Mizuki, my room mate’s new child. She’s precious and adorable.

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Measured this little guy tonight. Turns out he’s not so little. Stretching out to 53 inches give or take a millimetre or 2.

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Snake Life

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Juvenile Boomslang

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Leliana is here to spread peace and love

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50+ Adorable Snake Pics That Will Change The Way You Look At Them

Keep in mind that snakes can be very dangerous so you should never try handling a wild one, no matter how cute it might look.

If you’ve snapped a pic of a cute snake like these, don’t forget to share it with us and upvote your favorites, too!

Dangerous But Cute Little Snake… Definitely Worth Aww!

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That Is Just So Damn Cute

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Young Ground Snake In My Wedding Ring

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Is Snek Wat Usersub What Usersub Want!?!

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You A Dad, Snek

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Snek Is Preparing For A Happy

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Cute And Happy Snek

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An Adorable Just-Hatched Snake

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Baby Snek

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I See Your Snake In A Sweater And Raise You A Snake In A Top Hat

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Sweater For A Snake

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this is a little snake in my backyard. I thought he was cute…

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It peered at the camera from behind my ring finger long enough for me to get this adorable shot.

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My Snake Used To Yawn A Lot As A Baby, And It Always Made Her Look Like She Was Laughing

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Ticklish perhaps?

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A Cute Ring Snake I Caught

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A Snake With A Pumpkin On Its Back…

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We Posting Cute Snakes Today? Here’s A Little Northern Ring Neck I Found Earlier This Season.

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Snake With A Unicorn Hat

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I’ve Never Seen A Cute Snake Until I Bought Steven. The Bloodred Corn Snake.

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I Didn’t Think Snakes Could Be Cute, Until…

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Snakes Can Be Cute!

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Snakes Can Be Cute Too Right?

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Didn’t Know R/aww Was Interested In Snakes. Here Is My Alexander On His 1st Birthday Party.

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Here’s A Cute Snake I Found In My Yard.

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Pastel Checkered Garter Snake.. Cute Little Girl.

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Snakes Can Be Cute Too!

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Baby Snakes Are Cute Too!

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Meet Quinn, The Baby Cali King Snake! Sweet As Candy And Cute As A Button.

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Cute Snake

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Cute Baby Snake

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Just A Cute Baby Grass Snake (Natrix Natrix).

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New Baby Pinstripe Ball Python! Who Says Snakes Can’t Be Cute?

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Whenever Someone Says They’re Afraid Of Snakes, I Automatically Wonder How They Can’t Love Baby Snakes

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I Found A Baby Snake!

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Thirsty baby snake drinking water

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Not Your Typical Aww, But Look At This Baby Hognose Snake In A Cup

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My Lovely Snow Corn Snake

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If This Isn’t The Most Adorable Snake Out There..

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This Might Be The Most Adorable Snake I Ever See

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Oh Look An Adorable Tiny Snake

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Snakes Have Adorable Puppy Faces

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Blind Snek Is A Friendly Snek

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And People Say Snakes Aren’t Cute…

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“Hi mom!”

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Nagini likes sleeping in my pocket

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Who goes there?

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Two in one week! While perusing my garden I stumbled onto this little lady. This individual represents the second northern rubber boa (Charina bottae) I’ve seen in a week.

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Snakes and Stones

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Cute snake

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Cute Snake

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Cute snake

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Cute snake

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When hide and seek is your favorite game, but you’re really bad at it

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Cute snake

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Bought a clay pot for Kifli

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you’re a wizard, Harry! Happy Halloween from the snakies! . . .

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I think I taste good

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Cute snake

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Just look at the sweet little face I can’t take it!!! Eeeekkkk!

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Cute snake

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Sheldon is so cute

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Found this tiny snake while mowing this morning. He’s so cute!

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When bae looks at you with those eyes

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Cute snake

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Cute snake

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I told Simra she was famous, she says she wants dinner please

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Cute snake

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“Don’t boop to hard..”

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Throw back to Villian getting a snoot boop

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Oh hey there. You thought you were going to go to sleep at a decent time tonight. Thats funny because I decided tonight is the night I poop everywhere in my tank. Still cute though see

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Here you go hooman

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Cute snake

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Alpha

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I think it’s so cute when he slides in between my thumb and pointer finger and then pushes his head into my hand so he can get up!

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I think it’s so funny/cute when he slides in between my thumb and pointer finger and then pushes his head into my hand so he can get up! • • •

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A little snake my mom, sisters and I found on a quick hike through the woods

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Henlo friendo

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Dis my snek Harley he is my stringbean and I love him

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Like a cat

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I see you!

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Snuggling is a necessity for all kinds of pets

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I realized I didn’t have a picture of our Trans-pecos on here! This is Noodle, isn’t he the cutest? My mom hates snakes but even she admits he’s pretty cute.

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My Mother-In-Law Knitted My Wife’s Snake A Christmas Sweater

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Snakes Like Warm Computers Too

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Baby Asian Vine Snake!!

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Cute snake

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Peek-a-boo.

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Cute snake

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Peek-a-boo!

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Caught him mid shedding I swear his little ‘oooo’ face is the cutest thing

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Explorer

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Nose, Tongue and Belly

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Typical guy, trying to steal the remote

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Brave Little Brown Snake

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Snake ring

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Snakes Can Be Cute To

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For My Cake Day Take This Cute Snake!

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Who said snakes can’t be cute?

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Super-Cute E. Ribbon Snake From This Weekend.

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Snakes Can Be Cute Too!

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Adorable Snake!

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Oh Look An Adorable Tiny Snake

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An Adorable Little Garter Snake

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Tiny Snake, No Boops Yet

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One Of My Favourite Little Sneks

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Psbattle: This Happy Little Snake

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You Guyz Liek Smol Sneks?

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Cute Snek

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Cute Little Snek.

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Cutest Heckin Snek Couple Ever.

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Happy Snek & Happy Human

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Baby Snek Doin A Stretch

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This cute face

Snake with a Unicorn Hat

snake peek

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Like a Ssssir

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oh hey there

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hello yes i like to sleep in my moms sleeve

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She likes this spot the best when riding with me

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the hissing booth

snek mlem

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I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen

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I gave her a small leaf hat to shade her eyes while she ‘splores’

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he’s not the smartest

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Found This Cute Little Noodle Today

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My snake is so freaking adorable

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Baby Snake Found A Cute Place To Hide

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Peeking

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Secret friend

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lil snake snoots

look at him

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“hmm hmm yes very good”

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“how could i live in the same house as this vicious monster?” – i’m trembling with fear

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soon

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This baby Mystic Banana Ball Python at

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Asian vine snake

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Everyday is Halloween

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you’re a wizard, Harry! Happy Halloween from the snakies!

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This is the cutest picture I have of him

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Who is getting spooky!?!

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Ghost Fun fact: he’s actually not being defensive or preparing to strike here, he’s just curious what mama is doing. Fun fact

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Cute snake

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Staring In The Eyes Of Danger

Image credits: Dennis Weinand

White Snake

Image credits: Enrique Ramos López

White Snake

Image credits: Peter Comninellis

Cat And Snake

Image credits: Frank Zhao

Cute Snake Caption

Image credits: Sergio Emilio Sánchez Castillo

You’ll always be safe in momma’s hands my little one!

Image credits: lilith.and.eve

Slaty Grey Snake (Stegonotus Cucullatus)

Image credits: Wise Lum

Little Raja is getting a bit bigger, just look at those eyes!

Image credits: loz_jeffrey

Cornsnake In The Dark

Image credits: Simeon

Working On My Tan

Image credits: Sean Thomas

Pareas Carinatus

Image credits: Darrell Raw

Mystic Potion

Image credits: Courtney Wilson

Braveheart ???

Image credits: Jiti Chadha

Spotted Bush Snake

Image credits: Jelle Van de Veire

Vine Snake

Image credits: Matthieu Berroneau

Boomslang Dispholidus Typus

Image credits: Magnus Forsberg

Cute snake

Image credits: Tom Lambui

Little Snake

Image credits: Christoph Schaarschmidt

Endemic Beauty

Image credits: Bhavya Joshi

Snake With Flowers

Image credits: Andri Priyadi

The Green Vine Snake (Ahaetulla Nasuta)

Image credits: Nikhil kanojia

This present snake

Image credits: picturesofanimals_

Snakes with hats are amusing. • • •

Image credits: stungbyhoneybee

Say hello to Mizuki, my room mate’s new child. She’s precious and adorable.

Image credits: aroashton

Measured this little guy tonight. Turns out he’s not so little. Stretching out to 53 inches give or take a millimetre or 2.

Image credits: _k_e_n_d_a_l_l_e_

Snake Life

Image credits: Pavithra Ram

Juvenile Boomslang

Image credits: mike529

Leliana is here to spread peace and love

Image credits: i-m-snek

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