#hello Christ I’m bout to sin again

[thestrangestthlng]

What a day for this gif set to bless my dash.

the duality of man, or whatever

[pearlsinmyhair]

hngggggggg

[majo-tsukiko]

I want someone to make an edit of “Hello Christ?? I’m bout to sin again” with Gil and Enkidu 🤣 the trend will be over by the time I get around to drawing it.

I’m pleaaaase 🤣🤣🤣

[htylmg]

y’all that fuckin. that fuckin song with the two girls who run through crowded areas singing it. it’s so good

[chlix]

Hey hey! You can call me Lo!

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🩷 = fluff, 🖤 = angst, 💚 = crack, 🔞 = contains sexual content, ✖️ = intense subject matter

Fake Texts

chan

encouraging you to spend his money 🩷

he gets jealous when you talk to someone else at a work event 🖤

you're his super hot pottery teacher (with minho) 🩷

you get stolen from 🩷

minho

you're his super hot pottery teacher (with chan) 🩷

hyunjin

you have a weird exotic pet 💚

he doesn't believe you when your pet is sick 🖤

random texts with bf! hyunjin 🩷 💚

jisung

he takes you birdwatching 🩷💚

he doesn’t care about your big promotion | part 2 🖤

felix

he forgets a date 🩷

seungmin

he falls out of love with you 🖤 | part 2 🖤 | alt part 2 💚🖤

he's your last-minute date for a wedding | part 2 🩷 💚

jeongin

pushing him away due to work 🩷

ot8

you're injured but you're being soooo chill about it : hyung line | maknae line 💚

you live in a shitty apartment: chan/lee know/hyunjin 💚 | changbin 🖤 | changbin part 2 🖤🩷

he calls you clingy: hyung line | hyung line part 2 | maknae line | maknae line part 2 🖤

he RUINS your birthday: hyung line | hyung line part 2 | maknae line🖤

YOU call HIM clingy: hyung line | hyung line part 2 | maknae line | maknae line part 2 🖤

you guys have an age gap: hyung line | maknae line 🩷

you're perpetually single and it's driving you insane: hyung line 🩷

he ditches you for his girl best friend: hyung line | maknae line 🖤

Prose Fics

chan

hello, christ? i’m bout to sin again (vampire au, 6.4k) 🔞

sharpest tool (2.9k) 🖤

baby, it's cold outside (no seriously it's crazy out there) (4.1k) 🩷

treatment resistant (4.7k) 🖤✖️

minho

juno (3.3k) 💚🔞

seungmin

to do what i can do (6.1k) 🩷

souvenirs (1.8k) 🩷🖤

[babyboywinchester]

“Hello, Christ? I’m ’bout to sin again.” But it’s just Sam Winchester finna get fucked six ways to Sunday by his big brother.

[girasolreves]

they need to blow up asap. I’m fully invested.

Hello Christ?

I'm 'bout to sin again

I said 'I love you' to that man

But I'm not feelin' him

I'm made of sugar, spice, Kanekalon and cinnamon

Me and my bestie are the same

Like a synonym

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

Hello, Christ? I’m bout to sin again

[kinuko]

The fact that christians on tiktok were saying “hello christ I’m bout to sin again” was blasphemy…

[femmstoner]

Hello Christ? I’m bout to sin again 😈

[mamiinthemiddle]

Hello, Christ? I’m bout to sin again 😈

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[jiadiors]

my fav music artists + album + song pt 5 (not ranked, just random order) ♡︎🎀

🎀 tommy genesis | goldilocks x | a woman is a god

🎀 frank ocean | channel orange | super rich kids

🎀 karol g | mañana será bonito (bichota season) | bichotag / labios mordidos

🎀 laufey | everything i know about love / bewitched | everything i know about love / dreamer

🎀 charli xcx | crash | good ones / von dutch

🎀 hyejin | what a shame! | u good?

🎀 beyoncé | renaissance | bodyguard

🎀 chrissy chlapecka | head bitch

🎀 flyana boss | hello christ? i’m bout to sin again | big one

🎀 asap rocky | testing | sundress

[avisane]

hello, christ? i’m bout to sin again

[heymrsamerica]

Hello, Christ? I’m bout to sin again.

[pascalishere]

“Hello Christ? I’m bout to sin again” is such a banger lyric

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

hello christ i’m bout to sin again i said i love you to that man but i’m not feeling him i’m made of sugar spice kanekalon and cinnamon. me and my bestie are the same like a synonym