#hellnaw

[detectiveapparatiagreen]

The messenger I sent arrives out of breath at the palace of Tokend, my message marked urgent. "I need to speak with King Charlinga about the trade deal," he pants, exacerbated.

The castle is instantly abuzz, with the maids chattering amongst each other while preparing the great hall, a butler fixing his pristine mustache before entering His Majesty's quarters to tell him the news, ladies-in-waiting gossiping amongst themselves about the proposition. King Charlinga finally enters the throne room in his velveted atire, sitting on his cushioned seat and motioning the messenger forward.

"It is good to know," he begins, "that our delegation fell upon entrepreneurial and atoned ears, as the small wretch we exiled nearly two decades past has rose from the ashes and built a legacy no doubt influenced by my own. Come forth, then, so we may see the terms of your Queen's agreement."

My messenger approaches the alter of King Charlinga and kneels respectfully, his head bowed and my scroll extended out towards him. My former King, my former friend, a lover that never came to be, takes the parchment and breaks the seal with earnest. He unfurls the paper and clears his throat in anticipation of reading my reply. After a moment, his eyes see my rebuttal to his inquiry:

Unjustly exiled from your village by your loved ones and friends, including your childhood friend/love interest, you vowed never to forgive them. You and other species’ exiles founded a prosperous city-state. A delegation from your old village has arrived to try to negotiate trading rights.

[fellow-traveller]

What if...the reason Hol Horse often survived a point-blank gunshot to his head by his own stand is because Emperor knows it'll injure its user so it automatically retracts/disappears when hitting the surface of Hol's skin/muscle and potentially not giving Hol any fatal damage. The impact of the bullets still breaks skin and could knock him unconscious, but they don't fully penetrate beyond the muscle layer.

I mean, stands, no matter how simple or obscure, are still the user's spirit manifestation. So if Hol subconsciously did not want to end up dead in a fight, surely Emperor knows and works accordingly to make sure that's the case.

I like this idea because controlling bullets is not an easy task, hence this could be a failsafe method to not accidentally killing the user.

[blueiight]

So scenarios:

One of the iwtv vampires becomes absolutely psychosexually obsessed with you. Which one do you think would it be?

One of the iwtv HAS to turn you. You will be turned. Which one would you prefer to turn you?

One of the iwtv HAS to kill you. You will be bitten and drained. Which one would you prefer to drain you of your lifeblood?

I think I know my answer for these but I wanna know yours first. (Sorry if you’ve been asked this or talked about this already before)

ive never actually been asked or talked about this before awww this is cute. thank u! im curious to think what u would say or thought id say? well if im constraining this to only characters shown in the modern show so far well. [got an ask saying u limited this to lou mand or les! sorry. broke ur rules here a bit but ill cover ur name np]

1) i dont think im that cool enough to be psychosexually obsessed w/ but what ppl like about me & based on the types of crazies i attracted in the past im afraid itd be armand lol. but if we’re talking whole vc world i want pandora or gabi even tho thats impossible. 🤗 love a sexy evil old bitty.

2) considering louis’s fledglings were flops [tho dubious/almost no fault of his own in maddy’s case] and armand’s [outside of dan maybe] was flops too [idgaf bout no rhosmanansjdjde wdf.] id want lestat to turn me. id hop in the sun the next day nmw turned me cuz #hellnaw. talamasca or witch me 👆🏾 i have relatives who mess w the witch doctor / were witch doctors themselves so better that than vampire for me

3) Louissss pls come eat me😉😘😫 ik jacob anderson said lou dont eat off black ppl but can he make an exemption for this one pls? ik he a good eater. i wouldnt mind any 3 eating me cuz im a whore.

[cofhades]

nah skibidi migraine is funny just on its own but i kinda hc now that chronic migraines is partially the reason why bro is wearing shades

skibidi migraine

[bitchencrafter]

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[zombies-aliens]

I gotta write this out bc I can't just fucking cant show my real raw emotion I have so fuck it I'm gonna write it.. I can't fucking tell if this girl likes me back man. I really like her and I wanna do stuff with her outside of work because bruh I'm telling you I really fuck with her but I DONT KNOW IF SHE LIKES ME BACK I CANT TELL IF IM BOTHERING HER WHEN I TALK TO HER OR IF SHE EVEN ENJOYS MY COMPANY. DUDE WHEN I WENT OUT WITH MY FRIEND TO THE RAVE HE STRAIGHT UP TOLD ME HE ENJOYS MY COMPANY AND HE ALSO SAID NOT TO BE WEIRD OR ANYTHING AS A CUSHION OR A SAFETY NET IN CASE IT SOUNDED OFF PUTTING TO ME WHICH HONESTLY HE DIDNT EVEN NEED TO SAY THAT BUT I APPRECIATE HIM BEING CONSIDERATE OF HOW IM FEELING. I LIKE HER SO SO MUCH AND DUDE I HAVE NO OTHER CRUSHES NO OTHER GIRL HAS GOT SHIT ON HER MAN NO OTHER COWORKER IS EVEN CLOSE I DONT EVEN BE LOOKING AT THEM LIKE THAT ONLY AS A POTENTIAL FRIEND IF ANYTHING BUT AS A CRUSH HELLNAW I ONLY LIKE HER SHE HAS NO COMPE-FUCKING-TITION!!! but what am I to her? 😕 here I am thinking about her I don't even think she thinks about me. I'm just some weirdo to her. Why does she need another friend. And why me anyway I'm probably boring as fuck to her. She doesn't need me she doesn't even want me. I'm just a sucker for her. Man all I want is intimacy that comes in a relationship and I think she's a nice girl, she's beautiful as hell, I care about her and I'd like it to be with her. I'm scared to show I care bc idek if she cares back and I don't wanna look like a dumbass clown showing I care just to find out I ain't shit to her. If she was to straight up ask me if I wanna do something with her I'd say hellyeah, and ima make damn sure I at least ask for her number. But if I was to do it now I don't know, bc idk where I stand and I basically showed my interest in a girl who probably doesn't even notice me like that. Im really hoping for a miracle. But those aren't even real

[tastyblk]

This is my new summer slogan

[mangooolassi]

No more a concert Virgin - I got to see Joji

I think the funny thing about writing or expressing yourself is that its really hard to articulate what you have in your mind because for me theres more than one thing going on and I really don't know which one to talk about first and so this leads me to just not be active in writing here on this platform

But anyways, today is a different case. In about 3 hours or so my friend is coming over to stay for a few days because she has a gig here in Malaysia so I'm really writing here to kill time.

Doing what Im doing now is great, sure it has it days where its exhausting and there just too much going on at the same time and I have to balance it out while not starving myself BUT the perks balance it out.

Lets just cut to the chase shall we (well damn I just took a 3 minutes pause to sing along to boy's a liar by Pink Pantheress and Ice Spice)

YES YES YES YOUR girl isn't a concert virgin anymore. Yes at the ripe age of 25 and in the year (FINALLY) 2023 I made myself history by going to my first ever concert which is Joji and to make it better I got VIP tickets and I was at the front row screaming, shouting, crying almost throwing up because I got to see Joji that close. First of all I wanna thank Alvy because with out her I don't think this is ever possible because hellnaw I'm paying RM888 for them tickets. But anyways I loved every single second of it though I was disappointed that he didn't sing Die For You and the fact he made us wait almost an hour before he came on stage.

I swear the time he made us wait I was really at my brinks because that afternoon I was having a meltdown and I actually woke up so early after a night of drinking with my friends and I just wanted to go back home and SLEEP (which I didn't) but yes finally Joji came on stage and it was magical. Here's some pictures I took from that night

this take really felt so magical because of the vibrant colour and the lights and music omg

He was singing "Like You Do" here and I legit almost cried because it resonates with what I was going through that particular week

Santuary looks mf magical too

This song was from his Soundcloud days so ion know the song but it was all vibez

This was Slow Dancing in the Dark and he did sing Glimpse of Us but I was really too busy taking a video and almost crying. In short, I love my first concert experience and I can't wait to go for more in future. X,

G

[mistalovesfour]

jjba? really?

if Araki said he just dreamt the whole thing i would absolutely believe him.

wouldn't doubt a single word.

it makes absolute sense. More than saying he actually sat there and thought that whole story.

nah bro, nahh

[brandonimhotep]

Talented Brothers #ItsInOurDNA ⁠ 📸 @paulwsimba, @paul_stys⁠ ⁠ ⁠#amazing #saywhat #wow #wtf #hellnaw #mathematics #sacredgeometry #geometry #anatomy #blackdoctorsmatter #blackdoctors #blackteachers #blackteachersmatter #wonderwombman #wonderful https://www.instagram.com/p/CRamzJwDpZO/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ga1n3s]

Most people had relationships before Epsteins charges but Bill created one after (but donates money to organizations that are supposed to protect little girls) He didn't realize this was a bad idea until later (a smart or just normal thinking person would already assume it's not a good look) but we should listen to him about vaccinations and other stuff 😂🤣🤔 yeah okay 🤦🏿‍♂️ #billgates #billandmelindagatesfoundation #jeffreyepstein #vaccine #who #hellnaw https://www.instagram.com/p/CBbQEpQJ4F_/?igshid=1wcy1mqshkt6x

[hurhuridontthankso]

I have emetophobia.

CW: slight emet. triggers

This means that I have a severe and irrational fear of v*miting and seeing people v*mit. Some people have it so bad that they purposely restrict food or can’t say the words, but I’m luckily not that bad (I’m censoring the words so no one is triggered). I am talking about this because today, I was playing football with some people from my school (it’s required, covid safe) and this kid on my team felt n*usea. We thought he was gonna, y’know, but he didn’t, but I’m still afraid he did and that he is going to get ME ill. This is what this fear does to you. I don’t want to go back to school. 

[zombies-aliens]

Aint no way bruh. Friend shared some chips with me and they're a miss for me bruh. Idk why I even said yeah I'm not much of a chips guy and never was. Only chips I like are hot fries. I will devour them like a godman lunatic.

Man they really are a miss lol. I should have said no bc I figured I wouldn't like them anyway. They were lays chips. Hellnaw bruh.

[lyssastarss]

So I was on google looking for some oneshots and this was in people also searched for

Excuse me but WTF

[educated-hebrew]

#midgets #littlepeople #blackpeoplebelike #wtf #hellnaw #blackcomedy #blackchildren #teenagers #justhavingfun https://www.instagram.com/p/B2byfaRBSSD/?igshid=j0w4cqd1uai0