#hellnaw

[blueiight]

So scenarios:

One of the iwtv vampires becomes absolutely psychosexually obsessed with you. Which one do you think would it be?

One of the iwtv HAS to turn you. You will be turned. Which one would you prefer to turn you?

One of the iwtv HAS to kill you. You will be bitten and drained. Which one would you prefer to drain you of your lifeblood?

I think I know my answer for these but I wanna know yours first. (Sorry if you’ve been asked this or talked about this already before)

ive never actually been asked or talked about this before awww this is cute. thank u! im curious to think what u would say or thought id say? well if im constraining this to only characters shown in the modern show so far well. [got an ask saying u limited this to lou mand or les! sorry. broke ur rules here a bit but ill cover ur name np]

1) i dont think im that cool enough to be psychosexually obsessed w/ but what ppl like about me & based on the types of crazies i attracted in the past im afraid itd be armand lol. but if we’re talking whole vc world i want pandora or gabi even tho thats impossible. 🤗 love a sexy evil old bitty.

2) considering louis’s fledglings were flops [tho dubious/almost no fault of his own in maddy’s case] and armand’s [outside of dan maybe] was flops too [idgaf bout no rhosmanansjdjde wdf.] id want lestat to turn me. id hop in the sun the next day nmw turned me cuz #hellnaw. talamasca or witch me 👆🏾 i have relatives who mess w the witch doctor / were witch doctors themselves so better that than vampire for me

3) Louissss pls come eat me😉😘😫 ik jacob anderson said lou dont eat off black ppl but can he make an exemption for this one pls? ik he a good eater. i wouldnt mind any 3 eating me cuz im a whore.

[bitchencrafter]

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[tastyblk]

This is my new summer slogan

[cofhades]

nah skibidi migraine is funny just on its own but i kinda hc now that chronic migraines is partially the reason why bro is wearing shades

skibidi migraine

[mistalovesfour]

jjba? really?

if Araki said he just dreamt the whole thing i would absolutely believe him.

wouldn't doubt a single word.

it makes absolute sense. More than saying he actually sat there and thought that whole story.

nah bro, nahh

[brandonimhotep]

Talented Brothers #ItsInOurDNA ⁠ 📸 @paulwsimba, @paul_stys⁠ ⁠ ⁠#amazing #saywhat #wow #wtf #hellnaw #mathematics #sacredgeometry #geometry #anatomy #blackdoctorsmatter #blackdoctors #blackteachers #blackteachersmatter #wonderwombman #wonderful https://www.instagram.com/p/CRamzJwDpZO/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ga1n3s]

Most people had relationships before Epsteins charges but Bill created one after (but donates money to organizations that are supposed to protect little girls) He didn't realize this was a bad idea until later (a smart or just normal thinking person would already assume it's not a good look) but we should listen to him about vaccinations and other stuff 😂🤣🤔 yeah okay 🤦🏿‍♂️ #billgates #billandmelindagatesfoundation #jeffreyepstein #vaccine #who #hellnaw https://www.instagram.com/p/CBbQEpQJ4F_/?igshid=1wcy1mqshkt6x

[hurhuridontthankso]

I have emetophobia.

CW: slight emet. triggers

This means that I have a severe and irrational fear of v*miting and seeing people v*mit. Some people have it so bad that they purposely restrict food or can’t say the words, but I’m luckily not that bad (I’m censoring the words so no one is triggered). I am talking about this because today, I was playing football with some people from my school (it’s required, covid safe) and this kid on my team felt n*usea. We thought he was gonna, y’know, but he didn’t, but I’m still afraid he did and that he is going to get ME ill. This is what this fear does to you. I don’t want to go back to school. 

[lyssastarss]

So I was on google looking for some oneshots and this was in people also searched for

Excuse me but WTF

[educated-hebrew]

#midgets #littlepeople #blackpeoplebelike #wtf #hellnaw #blackcomedy #blackchildren #teenagers #justhavingfun https://www.instagram.com/p/B2byfaRBSSD/?igshid=j0w4cqd1uai0

[tyfunny07]

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[cheshiremask]

You conspicuous hoe 🤨

Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931

[sassynsweet179]

[lesteslayss]

I remember that one time a Sagittarius ruined my life. 🤔Nope. Lol

[jonbizkit360]

Yep. Don't remind me of 10 years ago. I was in a happier place, then fucked it up. #10yearchallenge #hellnaw #naw (at South San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYrFgrnrQp3/?utm_medium=tumblr