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jigokuraku drunk headcanons (modern au version)
ps. let's just say I wanna know what they do in the wild times (refer to my modern au fic on ao3 for more details) I also didn't include nurugai and mei cause they're kids huhu
gabimaru
does not get drunk
like zilch nada
it's sad cause he drank alcohol at the age of 8 or 9 as part of his training
and bcos his tastebuds are so numb, he actually has no idea if someone poisoned his drink or if he is drinking alcohol at all
might also be the designated driver lol
yui
you know takagi-san from "the teasing master takagi-san"?
the girl who teases her crush in a smooth way and the guy has no chance to get his revenge?
yep that's yui when she's drunk
makes gabimaru blush 24/7 by teasing him in her own innocent way
knows no boundaries bcos she is never ashamed to get close to him (he secretly likes it tho but it's better if they get a room 🫣)
even asked him to kiss her one time in front of their friends (they did but gabimaru held out a hand to cover their lips bcos yuzuriha wanted to take a picture)
does not get hangover
remembers what she did and is surprisingly happy about it
well as long as she's happy then gabi thinks all is well in the world
sagiri
the crying drunk
as someone who follows rules 24/7 and is never one to break down her strong facade, sagiri lets out her cool when under the influence of alcohol
would get soft and mushy abt every single thing
"gabimaru, your love for yui is such an admirable thing!"
😭😭😭
"I am glad I met a person like you, yuzuriha!"
would also mention names of couples from dramas she binge-watched (fyi sagiri is a major fangirl of theatres and dramas as per canon)
gets hangovers
ends up sleeping while crying
gets embarrassed abt what she did the next day
yuzuriha
the laughing drunk
anything can be filled with humor and she makes fun of anything
AND ANYONE (especially toma much to his own dismay)
would even console sagiri while she's crying bcos she loves her like that
even encourages yui to flirt with gabimaru openly just for the sake of getting a blushing pic of him as blackmail
is the main source of all drunk pics and vids
lowkey scared of senta when he's drunk bcos she is suddenly reminded of senta when he's in his study mode
everyone is suddenly friendly to her after drinking parties (some would still not hesitate to threaten her just kidding)
senta
strict scary drunk
the one who commands the rowdy crowd bcos he can and he will
yuzuriha thought senta will just be that one quiet drunk in the corner
until she remembered senta as a focused individual who lectures her bcos of her poor grades
even sagiri and tenza got mad respect towards him
he is clueless abt this alternate personality
and yes no one tells him abt it
toma
the angry drunk
I swear he is angry at anything and anyone
would even pick fights bcos he believes he is righteous like that
it's like shugen has another brother from the criminal side of things 👀
would still go boasting abt how his older bro is the coolest guy he's ever met
but will also fight him bcos he is drunk and his vision is blurry so he doesn't recognize he is speaking to him
would challenge everyone to a drinking game, especially fuchi and gantetsusai
he loses tho
barfs everywhere (might've slept on them too)
is the one who threatens yuzuriha the next day despite hangover
chobe
the buddha drunk
yeah chobe is wild and brash and has that typical yankee attitude but when he drinks, he suddenly turns into the wisest man alive
preaches good things abt life much to toma's chagrin
even tells gabimaru not to resist yui's flirting attempts bcos she is showing her love like that
tells stories abt how he saw toma as a baby and how it turned his life for the better
"I don't mind doing everything for my brother"
he says that with a gentle smile on his face (creepiest thing ever)
would also cry with sagiri abt soft and mushy things
he's not bothered by his drunk antics tho (but toma is hence why he is on his way to strangle yuzuriha)
tenza
delirious drunk
like he sees things no one sees and laughs about it
acts like he's best buds with everyone
has the habit of taking his clothes off bcos it's so warm and he's feeling hot (does not even care if there are people around)
would even defend this habit by saying "being naked should be normalized! people don't wear clothes centuries ago!"
does not remember everything until nurugai tells him abt it
apologizes to everyone the next day
shion
another delirious one
tbh he can handle alcohol so well but for a blind man, he "sees" things (based on his pov lol)
he tells everyone how tenza looks like a slug of meatball
also walks in a zigzag manner but still thinks he's walking on a straight path
in fear that he might be involved in further accidents, fuchi decides to throw the liquid out of his cup out the window
lectures everyone the next day abt how excessive drinking can ruin their lives (um excuse me????)
shugen
another crying one
tbh no one really invited him (except for sagiri)
is actually a combination of sagiri and toma tho
would fight everyone but would also cry when the other person fights back
"why are you fighting me? didn't you know that war is bad?"
lectures gabimaru abt not flirting back with yui
"you should be grateful your lady is showing adoration for you and your manliness"
mans up the next day and takes responsibility for his shameful actions
jikka
the drunk who acts like they're soooooo drunk
I won't elaborate any further cause jikka is always drinking in the manga
yes he also has blackmail pics and videos like yuzuriha
beware of him at all costs
fuchi and gantetsusai
designated drivers
I joined these two bcos they both observe the people at the party
and they could really hold their alcohol pretty well
at par with gabimaru ngl
would always look out for shion in case he destroys things
also calms senta down when he's angry
tbh gabimaru was their designated driver lol
but bcos gabimaru is ummm "busy" with his wife, they're the ones tasked with taking care of everyone
teases the shit out of everyone bcos no one fights against them
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HI HELLO THIS IS A FOLLOW UP TO THE ASAEMON GETTING DRUNK ASK THAT JUST POPPED INTO MY HEAD AND I NEED TO SHARE BEFORE I FORGET
"i can't be the next clan leader"
"oh here we go..."
"i lack the spacial awareness to be clan leader"
"eizen, that has nothing to do with-"
"i'm a fraud 😔"
"you're not a fraud"
"i am, i'm wearing an eye patch for no reason"
"what do-"
"i don't need it, it doesn't fix my eye 😫"
"that's not what eye patches are for 😑"
"i'm not even a natural red head 🥺"
"yes you are- jikka will you stop laughing and help me out here"
STOP NOT THE "I'm not even a natural redhead" KJEKJRKJERKJEKRJEKJRKEJRJ EIZEN!!!! God wait no now you got me thinking he, Shion and Jikka have monthly hair-dying sessions where they get drunk and talk shit akjrkjaekrjaewkjrkajewkj Shion's hands are always stained red and no one has the balls to ask him if it's his blood or someone elses akjekjrakjrakej
Worst part is Eizen only had ONE shot! A tiny cup of sake and now he's moping- someone tickle this man stat kajrkjeakrjaewkjrajkerjk No but really, this made me giggle like crazy! Thank you for sharing, friend! :D
#squiggily speaks#squiggily's late reply era#myreygn#Hey it's Rey! :3#friend :3#hell's paradise#drunk headcanons#I love this so much HELP KJEKJRJKERJK#my heart!#this is perfection
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More aegon ii targaryen x niece, part 2 where there at the family dinner thing and aegon has his hand on her baby bump. That just makes me squeal idk why.
Hi anon!! I am glad you and others seemed to like it! Here is the requested second part and I hope you all love it as much as the first :)
aegon ii targaryen x niece! female! reader
pretty much the ask
word count: 1517 words reading time: about 9 minutes warnings: n/a
part 1 || ending 1 || ending 2 || ending 3 || ending 4 || headcanon 1 || headcannon 2
A family dinner was the last thing you had wanted to do after being pushed to tears under the stares of your birth family. How you wish to simply stay in your shared room with Aegon. Hidden away from the world, living in your own paradise where everything was fine. But you could not deny the wishes of a dying man, no matter how much Aegon assured you that he would not mind skipping the dinner.
The man had never cared for his father, though using such words for the man was being kind. They may have shared the same blood, but Viserys acted little like a father towards him or his siblings. Similarly how you and Rheanrya had grown apart after your marriage to Aegon. Yet, unlike Ageon you had good memories of your time with your mother before it went to hell.
The room was lit and the table was set as you entered the dining room with your husband. The chairs were set for both families and a large gap in the middle, for what you assumed was for the King. With his hand on the small of your, back Aegon lead you to the table, ensuring you sat with him. Slowly everyone began entering the room, most of them sending a smile while others only gave you a glare.
Your eyes were cast down on the table in front of you as you decided to stay quiet for the night. Aegon's hand reached out and grabbed your hand under the table. A reassuring squeeze was given yet his eyes remained forward, not giving away your interlocked hands.
As the doors opened for a final time, it was just the King to arrive. The sound of chairs scraping the floor rang out as everyone stood up in his presence. The man looked horrible, like before a golden mask covered his decaying face, yet now he seemed not even have the strength to walk. Once his chair was placed down everyone sat once again, Aegond helping you by pushing in your chair slightly.
Though he was not a man who was very open and out about his affections for others, it was the rather small things. Things have seemed to amplify after your pregnancy. It made you smile to see a man who is usually so rude and distant, be so kind and attentive. The man simply needed to be shown he was loved, that he deserved the happiness he felt when he was with you. He deserved the family you would give him.
In the dead of night, when not even a mouse stirred in the Keep he could confess to your sleeping form about his fears. His fear of being like his own father, a distant and uncaring man who was disinterested in any child that was not Rheanrya. He would vow he would not be like that, he would be better. He would care for his child and know he was loved.
The food slowly began being served after the King almost pleaded for a single meal with his family. Where no glares or snide remarks were made. That for a single moment they pretend they are a happy and close family, not one on the brink of ruin. Toasts were being drunk over others, false words of admiration and care spoken for them.
"And a toast to my daughter. That despite her marriage, she still holds her head high." It was a backwards comment, anyone could see that. But in the King's bias towards her, the comment was unquestioned. A glare set on the silverware in front of you, your hands clenching into fists. How could she say that? About your marriage, the one she organized.
It was clear that the comment upset Aegon as well, his face hardening and another glass of wine was drowned. Normally you would tell him off for drinking so much, that it was not good for him. But this time you would let it slide because you knew the wine needs to be flowing to get through this.
Toasts continued, the music began and the dancing of Helena and Jacaerys began. For a moment everything was in order, with the addition of wine there were smiles on people's faces. Learning to the side you whispered to Aegon, the man holding a sly smile as his eyes drift to the people you whisper about. The glass of wine never left his lips for long.
All seemed well, that for a moment this would not turn. There would be a single happy memory of his family for this decaying man. But as Aemond slammed his hand on the table and stood to address everyone, you knew such a thing would not happen. That the one-eyed man is bitter and scorned. As the poisonous words poured from his mouth and the pleas for him to stop from Alicent fell on deaf ears, chaos erupted.
Jacaerys was quick to take his words to heart and so did you. He spoke in such a way to your brothers, almost forgetting you were their sister. That you too adored the features of Ser Harwin Strong, that you even now are subjected to whispers and odd looks. When you were younger the word bastard was thrown at you like it was nothing, people enjoying to call you by what they believed to be your rank. A bastard that held no true blood of Laenor.
You had moved to rest on your bump, as your brother attacked Aemond and your husband attacked your other brother. Tears fill your eyes as it all became too much, the cruel words he spoke and the lack of defence from your husband. Had he agreed with his brother? That you were just a bastard?
You were one of the first to leave the room, returning to your room for the night. Not bothering total to Aegon or even looking at him after the fight at the table with your brothers. You knew you should stand with Aegon, to be his wife by your side. But he allowed a comment to slide so easily, the mind can not even defend you.
Entering your room the door was shut loudly behind you as the tears for the second time that day trailed down your cheeks. Angrily, you took off the jewellery you wore, carelessly throwing them on the dresser. The door opened once more while you were doing so, Aegon sneaking in.
He immediately noticed your disappearance from the supper and left to find you. A part of him knew he should've defended you, told his brother off for his words in front of you. Yet he was too caught up in the chance of hurting someone, fuelled by the endless amount of wine he was given. But even in his state, he knew you were missing and upset.
"My wife?" He questions coming up from behind you, his hands coming out from behind you and resting over your bump. It was something that comforted both of you in different ways. Any other time you would melt at his touch, but you were filled with anger, only enforced by your pregnant state. Stepping out of his grip your eyes were hard and cold as they gazed upon him, lacking their usual warmth.
"Do not touch me Aegon. I wouldn't want you to soil your hands by touching a Strong." your voice was laced with venom as you all but spat the words at him. The man before you coward into himself at your gaze. He hated it when you were not upset with him, it was not something that happened often, but when it did he loathed it. He had seen the same look on his mother and father all his life, he never wanted you to look at him in such a way.
"You know I do not agree with my brother." He begins but you cut him off "Yet you did nothing." His eyes flick to the ground, trying to fold into himself as you glared at him. You did not like seeing that sadness in his eyes, the way he awarded before you. All you wanted to do was bring him into your arms and reassure him. But he could not get away with this, he needed to know it was not right.
"Aegon, you know I love you. That I look past things you say and do all the time. But this is something that I can not look past. For years I have heard the whispers others say about me, the looks and stares. I know when we were younger you too said such things. But... I thought when we married, you put it behind you, saw me more than some bastard." There was a sadness in your voice as your tears continued, this time more sadness than anger.
Aegon frowned deeply as he brought you into his arms, the pair of you simply basking in each other's touch. Though this conversation was not over, tonight you would put it behind you.
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Bucky Barnes
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HEADCANONS.
𖧷︎ Platonic. | ♡ Romantic. | ㋛ For the laughs. | ♡̸ Angst. | ᚹ Suggestive.
꩜ Their way of being soft ♡︎
꩜ Tropes. ♡︎
꩜ Dynamics ♡︎
꩜ Chancla attack ♡︎
└ All the characters.
꩜ Laundry day! ♡︎
—Me making fics of my daily shenanigans.
└ Toman gang.
꩜ Long car rides. ♡︎
—Me making fics of my daily shenanigans pt. 2
└ Toman gang.
꩜ Jealous. ♡︎
—How is Sanzu when he is jealous?
└ Sanzu Haruchiyo.
꩜ Trouble in paradise? ♡︎
—Them walking on your dog walking you.
└Terano South, Ken Ryuguji, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani.
꩜ Overprotectiveness. ♡︎
—Headcanons of scary guys being overprotective of their s/o.
└Terano South, Ken Ryuguji, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani.
꩜ Wrestling time. ♡︎
—Play-fighting with them.
└Terano South, Ken Ryuguji, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani.
꩜ Sitting on their shoulders. ♡︎
—Sitting on their shoulders and falling.
└Terano South, Ken Ryuguji, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani.
꩜ Coming home drunk as hell. ♡︎
—Literally just coming home drunk as hell.
└ Terano south.
꩜ Big sister. 𖧷︎
—Kisaki has a big sister (3-5 years older than him) and she's always by his side no matter what. She gives him gifts and sometimes attends toman (or Tenjiku) meetings with him.
└ Kisaki Tetta.
꩜ How about no? ♡︎ 𖧷︎
—Rindou x Akashi’s sister reader bonus if Sanzu didn't know about their relationship until he saw them on a date and be like "No just No" or something like that.
└ Rindou Haitani.
꩜ Soft hours with kids. 𖧷︎
—Cute fluff headcanons with their s/o and kids.
└ Manjiro Sano, Ran Haitani, Rindou Haitani, Chifuyu Matsuno.
꩜ It’s halloween! ♡︎
—Which guys would love to go to a haunted house event, dress up and go all out with their s/o who is obsessed with Halloween.
└ Chifuyu Matsuno, Ken Ryuguji, Shinichiro Sano, Ran Haitani.
꩜ On command. ♡︎
—Kakucho being always ahead of time when it comes to your safety… so he goes as far as to adopt 4 dogs.
└ Kakucho Hitto.
꩜ Puppies. ♡︎
—They're napping at their s/o's house but when they wake up they find their s/o's puppy resting and nuzzling their head.
└ Chifuyu Matsuno, Baji Keisuke, Hakkai Shiba, Ken “Draken” Ryuguji, Manjiro “Mikey” Sano.
꩜ Mama’s boy. 𖧷︎
—Being one of the sex workers at the brothel and helping raise Ken.
└ Ken “Draken” Ryuguji.
꩜ Bonten’s daycare. 𖧷︎♡︎
—You’re Kakucho’s girl and you take care of the kids in the building.
└ Kakucho Hitto (ft. Bonten gang).
꩜ Chaotic Christmas! ♡︎
—Trying to take Christmas photos with their s/o and the kids but it's absolute chaos.
└ Rindou Haitani.
꩜ The youngest. 𖧷︎
—Kawata twins are protective of their baby sister.
└ Kawata twins.
TIMESTAMPS BLURBS.
᪥ [3:10pm] ♡︎
᪥ [7:28am] ♡︎
᪥ Calling Ran “my man.” ♡︎
᪥ Black rose ;; Ran Haitani. ♡︎
᪥ Being Ran’s girl and classmate. ♡︎
᪥ Straight hair Nahoya Kawata. ♡︎
᪥ Bonten’s stylist. 𖧷︎
᪥ Bonten’s sneaky link. ㋛
᪥ Spa nights. 𖧷︎
᪥ Big bro energy. 𖧷︎
᪥ MMA!Terano. | Part two. ︎𖧷︎ ♡
MY RANDOM ASS.
❐ If Takemichi told Baji instead of Chifuyu. ㋛
❐ Tenjiku following this child. ㋛
❐ Hanma’s special one. ㋛
❐ What I think he enjoys. 𖧷︎
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coming home drunk hcs
[ bakugou katsuki x y/n ] [ todoroki shouto x y/n ]
@bakutae : "kyyy i saw that requests are open! so uh how about a headcanon of both aged up bakubabe and mr icyhot coming home drunk lmfao and how y/n will like tend to him 🤧🤧
m.list
warning: none
BAKUGOU KATSUKI
you know that one drunk who has no filter in their mouths?
yes, that's bakugou
will be so honest to everyone
even the stranger passing by
"YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT HOW UNHYGIENIC CAN YOU GET?"
"LOOK KIRISHIMA, I LOVE YOU BUT I HAVE Y/N"
he says this all with his eyes shut and his eyes are pulled back and resting on the sofa or chair
not necessarily loud
but will FIGHT you if you say something he's against to
WILL ARGUE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE THE BEST AND MOST WONDERFUL PERSON
bet your ass hell brag about the sex you two have
istg the bakusquad will know everything
"y/n's calling your phone"
"WHERE!? Y/N!? WHERE IS SHE!? YOU FUCKING LIAR—"
"GO HOME—"
so the less drunk of them gets him a cab and sends him away to paradise
he totally forgot to answer your calls
he gets home still a wreck, zombie moving through the front door and messing up with the keys
dw baby you have y/n to open it for you
"why weren't you answering my calls!??"
"y/n, baby, i missed you"
you'llet him off just this time. JUST THIS TIME.
so you by the time you drag his ass to the bedroom, he's leaching at you for cuddles
"if I don't make you do this you're going to be annoyed tomorrow"
he lets you do what you want
he whines when you went out of the room tho
so you come back with a glass of water, two ibuprofen, and a wet face towel
"have I told you that I love you? you look so beautiful right now—you always look beautiful— like a fucking angel"
he says this with a small genuine smile and god forsaken soft eyes that screams pure love and adoration
after helping him with the pills, wiping the sweat on his skin—with red cheeks of course—, and getting him changed into his comfy clothes you're about to help him brush his teeth
"now let me hold you, damn woman"
he holds you tight against his chest, alcohol breath and all
you can't exactly escape those arms either
i hope you can breathe well enough to live through the next day :D
TODOROKI SHOUTO
shouto's a grumpy and sleepy drunk
with just two shots
he leans on everything that is near him
and just sleeps
so it's more than often that one of the dekusquad brings him to you it's definitely always iida
BUT I'M TELLING YOU THIS
THE MOMENT HE HEARS YOUR VOICE EVEN IF HE'S ASLEEP HE'LL PERK UP SO FAST
like a dog being told that he's a good boi :')
"y/nnnnn..."
he'd whine your name repeatedly after he feels your warmth
it's just you helping him get inside lmao
so you make him sit on a chair in the bathroom while you go get him some water and pills and a change of clothes
but this lil cute shit
grabs on you like a baby
and hugs you close
and buries his face in your stomach and wouldn't let go until you take away his cuddle privileges
so he reluctantly let's go of you with a big sad pout your heart will literally break
so you YEET across the kitchen to make your work fast and in no time, you got him to drink his pills and water, help wipe his face with a clean towel, brush his teeth, wipe his limbs to make him a little comfier, and changed his clothes to his plain shirts and pj pants
"can i cuddle you now?"
*soft screaming noise*
"you can have all of me now bby"
so he'd sleepily drag you to the bed and plops down with you
he kind of just lie on top of you
and snores off
with his face buried on your chest uwu
he's just a fucking baby while drunk
#bnha#todoroki shouto#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou#todoroki shoto#todoroki shoto x reader#todoroki shouto x reader#mha todoroki#bakugou x reader#bnha bakugou#bnha fanfiction#bnha headcanons#bnha imagines#bnha x reader#boku no hero academia#boku no hero#boku no hero fanfic#boku no hero headcanons#boku no hero x reader#my hero academy imagines#my hero academy x reader#my hero academy fanfiction#my hero acadamy#my hero academia#my hero imagines#honey writes#mha
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Me appreciating you for Fanfic Writers’ Appreciation Day, but a day late, because I do everything late. Anyway... yay!
1. PLEASE LOOK DOWN THIS LIST (BELOW THE CUT) UNTIL YOU SPOT AN AUTHOR YOU’RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH
2. GO AND CHECK OUT THEIR STUFF
3. SCREAM AT THEM ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE
4. SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THEIR STUFF
5. REPEAT STEPS ABOVE
Firstly, before we proceed to the list: I will have forgotten people, and for that I am so sorry (not in any way intentional)- I will come back and update if I spot someone I’ve missed. Secondly, for fic authors who weren’t tagged on Fic Writers’ Day, please keep doing what you’re doing! Putting your writing out there takes courage and I’m super proud of you. I’m so pleased we have your unique voice in the fandom, and I appreciate you.
Secondly, if you know an author who perhaps didn’t get as much love as they deserve (and don’t be afraid to self-hype) please send me an ask with a) their/your handle b) which fandom they/you write for (to be relevant to my page pls keep this to SW, Oscar, Pedro, MCU) c) why people should check them/you out and, if you like, which fic to start with, and I’ll do a shout-out.
Finally, if you aren’t a writer yet but you want to be, I believe in you! Please take the plunge! My inbox is always open to any aspiring writers who need encouragement to make that first post or start that first fic. I’ve been in your position, and believe me I’m in your corner. Happy to be your hype girl.
Reccing authors in Star Wars / Oscar / Pedro fandoms:
@okay-hotshot / Celeste is the loveliest human ever. She had me hooked from her first fic, which broke then healed my heart, and I’m so proud of her writing journey so far! Check her page out for Oscar character fics and the most magical, creative, immersive, touching, original Llewyn fic you could dream up: Wait for me.
@mandoplease where do I even start? Becca oozes talent and absolutely floors me every single time. The first fic I read was: The City Lights Can Wait (Santi x reader) and I was just blown away by the writing prowess. Gorgeous prose, mind blowing metaphors and descriptions. A personal fave is the Santi/Frankie threesome fic: Moving Day, but Fight Night also needs a mention. Check her out for Triple Frontier / Narcos / Star Wars characters.
@mylifeliterally Ok, Emma is an absolute gem of a human. Funny, welcoming and so supportive of other writers. Oh, and can be counted on for thots. I often rec the positively artful Triple Frontier gangbang fic (and now series) Team Building Exercise, but don’t overlook her other fics- I especially love: Just for Tonight, a two-part Santi fic. The Triple Frontier Queen, she is slowly dragging everyone into a pit of yearning along with her for every single one of those boys and we’re not even mad. Her writing is flawless and I cannot get enough. P.s. she has a refridgerator husband.
@tintinwrites I’ve already gushed at Caitlin today so I’ll keep it brief. Queen of Poe, and also branching out and excelling with everything she touches in Pedro fandoms too. I think I’ve read near everything on her masterlist and there are no wrong choices, but to pick out only a couple, which is a hard task, imma rec Forbidden Fruit and Fifty Ways to Kiss someone for Po, and Nothing Could be Finer for reader x Frankie x Santi.
@woakiees again, gushed at Hadley already so I’ll try and keep it chill here. Queen of angst and darkness, and of First Order Poe. Also love that she’s writing for Santi and Din now too. Caitlin says it best when she describes Hadley’s writing as like something from 1843 with a modern twist. Such a unique voice. Imma recommend Sanctified and So ruthless, Darling for Poe.
@iamthe-shadow-on-the-wall Abby! The range! You know I remind you on a bi-monthly basis how much Lonely Nights (Poe x reader) broke my heart and here we go again. You can do it all- fluffy, slow burn series (Call it what you want), heartbreaking angst and smut- your Blue Jones mob boss AU, Darkest Little Paradise? Wowzers. Plus, you’re a sweetie and I love when we scream at each other.
@darksideofclarke Clarke does so much for us all and just keeps giving. From the Sinful Sunday events to the incredible Follower Celebration, to setting up a whole side blog to extend the character takeovers?! Blessed with content! And Clarke’s fics?! Exquisite, and such a choice of characters from the Oscar fandom. I particularly love Now and Forevermore (Orestes); Bulletproof (Santi); Humbled (Blue); and ‘Til Death Do They Part (Mikael) but I could easily go on. Clarke you’re so talented. And you are a lovely human to boot!
@bluebellhairpin Nemo, you are a joy, and I won’t gush at you too much bc I already did that today, but I love what you’re putting out. You write for so many fandoms, which is so impressive, and you’re a fellow Poe hoe. I adore your series Fight or Flight, Rider, but you have so many cute one-shots and blurbs too e.g. Poe Dameron is an Idiot! Your audios give me life as well.
@spider-starry Carrie is so much fun and has been branching out a lot in her writing recently, which is great to see! I love Carrie’s 100 letter project in particular, for various Oscar characters, as well as this smutty Nathan NSFW Alphabet, which had me all in a tizz.
@aellynera (tag me in your stuff pls?) I love your drunk text series for Santi and Nathan and your Itsy Bitsy Spider headcanons made me howl! I’m so excited to see what you put out next! And I love that you also love Nathan :D
@anetteaneta already gushed at you today so I’ll keep it brief, but I’m so happy you’re sharing your writing! I loved your Sherlock series for Santi so much! And OMG wait, I didn’t see you’d written for Nathan until just now. Must catch-up. (Please tag me in any Oscar stuff you put out?)
@veuliee2 I need to catch-up on a lot of your fics to be fair (please tag me in stuff?) but you write Orestes so wonderfully and with so much heart that it blows me away (New Constellations). So few fics on him on this site and yours are a pleasure. Plus, you’re an all round lovely person! :o)
@thirsty-flygirl I don’t think you believe how good you are which makes me very sad to be honest. Because you’re amazing. You write Poe so spot on, so warm and goofy and a lovable sexy dumbass. Perfect. Your writing and dialogue makes me smile / laugh and you can somehow make it hot and soft all at once. I love your series Idiots in particular. (Please tag me in more of your stuff though as I worry I miss things you put out?). You’re great and I love having you here.
@twomoonstwosuns I really need to catch-up on your Poe series, Back to You but I really enjoyed the chapters I’ve read! (Please tag me in future Poe stuff?) You’re a star!
@absurdthirst I’m newish in the Pedro fandoms so still getting to grips with it, but have loved what I’ve seen so far and look forward to delving deeper (and there’s plenty to get stuck into!)!Most recently read the Ezra fic Healing which was beautifully and sensitively written (cw: for prior assault).
@damerondjarin Taylor is multi-talented and blesses us, tbh, with GIFs and writing. She’s currently in tumblr jail, but I strongly advise you check out all her stuff. I came for Santi fics and they did not disappoint (I can’t link to it but the latest Santi fic killed me and was a wonderul take on the “there’s only one bed” trope.
@damndamer0n you have a gift, Ty. I’m in awe and I don’t know how you do what you do. Your way with words is really something special. I bow. Gonna recommend Just Friends for Poe because this is such a warm and immersive (and hot) fic and so in character. But honestly all your stuff is perfect. I’ve read things for characters I’ve never heard of before because of you and have loved each and every one. (Like, really, what are your secrets, tell us?). Also gonna shout-out to your Ezra fic, Sunlight, beacuse the world-building and mood-building was lovely. Really memorable!
@mssr-cellophane I found your work recently through FinnPoe week and your glorious take on the The Jacket prompt (links to A03). Looking forward to reading more of your stuff (please feel free to tag me!) and surprised by how much I vibe with all your posts haha. Happy to follow you! :)
@yougottakeeponkeepinon AMANDA? Where do I begin and how do I stop? You’re such an important part of this site for me. I think you’re wonderful as a person and I love your writing too. Miscommunication (First Order! Poe) is off the scale brilliant, and then you blew me away with your latest Santi fic, Eavesdropping, but honestly, I’ve never read anything of yours I didn’t love, from goofy Poe to soft soft Llewyn (I love Away from the Sun). I WANNA YELL AT YOU YOU’RE JUST THE BEST.
@poesflygirl Nat is a ball of energy and that comes across in her writing. Nat, you write with such verve and energy and defo have a unique voice. You write the angstiest angst and fluffiest fluff and you also write action and dialogue so well. Your fics have a ton of unexpected turns and are unpredictable, and you have loads of unique ideas which are really fresh and different to read. You don’t seem to believe how good you are, which makes me sad tbqh. I love when I see a tag pop up and get to read something new from you! In particular love your Poe series, You and Paging a Heart, and these Poe one-shots: Just another Benduday Night and Truth or Dare.
@starryeyedstories NOVA. You are pure sunshine. You spread so much positivity and you’re the loveliest human. Your are the Queen of softness and fluff and for comforting and beautifully written fics. Your series, Across the Hall,has taken us all on such a wonderful journey and I don’t want it to ever end. It’s like my happy place! Each chapter is practically a hug with words. Your Din one-shot All of Me is so romantic as well!
@softpedropascal I’m newish in Pedro fandoms but softpedropascal writes wonderfully for Frankie. The dedication to the character is evident, and characterisation wonderful- I can’t wait to read more: Masterlist
@rzrcrst okay, you may know rzrcrst for Pedro fics (which are wonderful) but she also recently started writing for Tony Stark and I’m so happy! 😀🧡 (Fun fact- her url is also the reason I couldn’t spell Razor Crest properly when I finally started writing for Din). She’s currently taking a well-earned tumblr break but fics are still up on Ao3- linked in profile.
@writefasttalkevenfaster Please tag me in any of your Star Wars stuff as I swear I keep missing things and I don’t mean to! Masterlist
@galaxy-of-stories Maddie, I keep missing things you post but you’re lovely and your writing is awesome. I love your Poe series Over and Over and I think I’ve just spotted a new chapter to catch-up on so lucky me! :D
@who-talks-first Billie, my lovely friend! You’re wonderful to have around on this hellsite. Your dedication to supporting writers in these fandoms is unparelled and you’re an absolute sweatheart, as well as super fun to chat to and thirst with. You have certainly made my experience on this site so much better! And also, your writing? Excuse me? So good. Your Poe fic, The Torture of Small Talk With Someone You Used to Love? Sublime! And the Poe, Naked, Dripping, Locked? So funny! You definitely have a unique style and your writing can be simultaneously edgy, poetic, and moving. ILY!
@xxidontwikeitxx Hope you don’t mind being included, as you haven’t posted your work, but you ARE a writer, and I’m so happy you’ve recently started creating! Again, hope you don’t mind me saying, but I had the pleasure of reading your Marcus Pike blurb, and it’s was so soft and lovely. I really hope - when/if you’re comfortable- you decide share your work, and if not, I hope you keep enjoying the process! Would leave to read more from you in the future!
@shakespeareanwannabe is writing such a heartfelt Santi x OC story (find it here) with sublime characterisation of both Santi and Frankie, AS WELL AS seriously well-rounded and compelling OCs / supporting cast. This series is a key contributor for me falling down a Frankie rabbit role, and my First Dates fic likely wouldn’t exist without it! So excited for more!
Also shoutout to @ollypopp @milleniumvalcon @justrunamok @yourbucky084 who are delightful beings and whose writing I need to catch-up on!I look forward to it!
#this took me shockingly long to compile i need a nap#the talent on this hellsite#writer appreciation#star wars fics#oscar isaac fics#pedro pascal fics#poe dameron x reader#santiago pope garcia x reader#llewyn davis x reader#din djarin reader#fic rec#fic recs#frankie morales x reader#nathan bateman x reader#the loveliest humans
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Head cannons on seeing their s/o drunk for the first time💘💘
Ohh, this is fun, thanks!!
For this, I'm running with Poe Dameron, Eric Northman, Helena Bertinelli, Diego Hargreeves, Frank Castle, and Shades Alvarez
(If you want on the headcanon taglist, lemmie know)
Poe Dameron: The first time he sees you drunk is after a significant victory and everyone is celebrating in the base's cantina. Although you are keeping your relationship quiet, he stays close, too entertained by your antics to keep his distance. Each time you catch his gaze, his eyes are twinkling as he tries to suppress his grin. Once you start getting a little too rowdy, however, he quickly offers to get you back to your dorm. As soon as you are out of view from the others, you're on him. He tries to resist your clumsy attempts to kiss him but...he's had a few too many himself. It's all you can do to get back to his room before the clothes start to come off.
Eric Northman: Eric is not at all impressed when he sees you drunk for the first time. Not only do you have a certain image to uphold now that you are his, but getting drunk at Fangtasia isn't exactly smart. While he's almost positive that no vamp would dare mess with you, it's still not a great idea for you to let your guard down. Once he realizes that you're more than a little buzzed, his face grows stony as he strides across the crowded floor towards you. He discreetly catches your elbow and guides you to the back room. You don't even have a chance to argue. His icy exterior stops you from complaining even when he makes you sit in the back and forces you to drink coffee and water without letting you leave the room again. To his credit, he keeps his lecture to a minimum...at least that evening.
Helena Bertinelli: When Helena sees you drunk for the first time, she's been drinking with you. The two of you are at her place and only intended to have a drink or two with dinner, but one thing led to another. It had been a stressful week, so cutting loose was welcomed. Soon, you were giggling up a storm over how you botched dessert as Helena grinned at you from the doorway to the kitchen. As you tossed the charred remains into the sink with a pout, she wandered over, not able to hold back her laugh. Pulling you close, she kissed the top of your head and just held you close as you both laughed. She absolutely adored you before, but seeing you be such a bubbly, happy drunk (even when you pouted) sent her fuzzy head over the moon.
Diego Hargreeves: Because you both have a competitive streak, things sometimes get out of hand. Drinking wasn't an exception. You could handle your drink, you had every confidence in that. But you didn't expect that Diego could too. As you kept slurring your demands for another shot and pounding your fist on the table, Diego finally realized, through his muffled thoughts, that you were drunk. Like...really drunk. And, while he thought you were the absolute cutest drunk he'd ever seen, even when were you trying to be gruff, he felt terrible. It went too far. His own words were slightly slurred as he refused to get any more shots and even said that he quit and you won – anything to convince you to head home. Already seeing double and feeling bile in your throat, you didn't put up much of a fight. And, although he was a bit stumbly, he made sure to take care of you, getting you comfortable in bed as soon as you got home.
Frank Castle: As you both sit drinking in a quiet little pub, his eyes light up as he watches you babble on passionately about...well you can't even remember anymore. But he lets you carry on, softly smiling and nodding. He realized you had too many, but you were such a sweet drunk that he didn't want to put the breaks on. And, after the hell he's been through recently, having such a fun time with the person he cares the most about in this world means everything to him. Once you decide you're probably had enough, and it's time to go home, he huffs a quiet chuckle and nods, quickly paying the tab. Keeping you tucked against him with his arm wrapped around your waist in a firm grip, he gets you home safe and gently puts you to bed after making you drink a full glass of water.
Shades Alvarez: As soon as Shades realizes you are drunk at Harlem's Paradise while he's working, he's silently furious. He also makes note of how many drinks it took to push you past the point of pleasantly buzzed so he can limit you when you're out together. Staying in the background, he watches you with your friends and the second he sees your night winding down, he sends one of the staff in to call cabs for each of your friends but to personally drive you home. It's an hour later before he storms through your door, chucking his shades on your counter as he begins lecturing you before his shoes are even off. Still drunk, you're so confused why he's upset, but all he can think of are the dozens of ways you could have gotten hurt. He carries on about how you need to be aware of your surroundings, that there are bad people out there and he would never forgive himself if anything happened to you. When he sees his words have hit home and your smile dropped, he sighs and pulls you against his chest, apologizing for coming on so strong.
Taglist: @foreverfaeries @flower-two @getlostinyourparadise @selfishkiddo @angelicshinigami @parkersbabey @natsukitakama @bisexual-space-slut @soul-of-a-traveller
#kily headcanons#poe dameron x reader#eric northman x reader#helena bertinelli x reader#diego hargreeves x reader#frank castle x reader#shades alvarez x reader
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pls spare a few headcanons of you me bokuto and akaashi at a karaoke bar 🥺👐🏼
karaoke bar with bokuto + akaashi + lexee + kayla
- ok so it’s already been established that i believe bokuto LOVES karaoke bars
- mans does not even need the “bar” part, he just loves karaoke
- he sings like he’s 3 drinks in but really he’s just having the time of his life
- bokuto definitely tries to sing songs like Hey Ya! by Outkast and Gangster’s Paradise by Coolio
- not even in a joking way like he tries REALLY HARD to do them well
- he kinda succeeds just bc karaoke is one of those things where people can pull things off better if they try than if they half ass something?
- he’s also a big DANCER, like this man is dancing and jumping around while he sings, pointing at people and trying to pull people up to dance with him while he’s singing
- also the type to hold the mic in someone’s face for a major part of the song and waggle his eyebrows at them to try and make them finish the line
- he’s ALSO the type to convince someone to sing duets with him
- he and i sing don’t go breaking my heart by elton john and get WAY too into it
- i point at lexee half the time and bokuto spends the majority of it trying to get akaashi to sing just one line but our pretty setter boy is still refusing
- OK AKAASHI on the other hand is the type to wait until everyone is either a) exhausted or b) drunk before even looking at the songlist
- he grabs the mic from bokuto’s limp hand (now half asleep from jumping around and singing his heart out for 2 straight hours)
- lemme tell you,,,
- this man has the most beautiful voice
- it’s low but not too deep, a little rough but still really clear
- he picks something like,,, lady in red by chris de burgh (all my karaoke song pics are OLD bc we always had those ones that only have old music growing up,, i know so many 70s/80s songs from karaoke)
- he sings softly at first but builds up to it
- lemme tell you,,, he is BEAUTIFUL
- lit up by the colorful lights this man just swaying and singing away at this ballad and absolutely KILLING IT
- lexee i know you be awake for this and he just turns around, sees you, and smiles before continuing to sing while looking at you 🥺
- me n bo are 100% asleep
- so you have this really sweet and intimate moment as he sings
“I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight I've never seen you shine so bright, you were amazing”
while looking at you
- he finishes his song & comes over to sit next to you as the two of you debate whether to wake me & bo up or take pictures of us looking dumb as hell
- you decide to take the pictures and THEN wake us up with a rousing rendition of bodies by drowning pool
- i about lose it and accidentally punch bo in the face while waking up
- we leave and decide to come back the next week (maybe bringing kags & oikawa next time hehe)
OK sorry this took so long but i hope you enjoyed this bc it was so fun to write ahjdka makes me wanna go back & read my akaashi karaoke bar drabble,,, for reasons,,,,
ILY BB MWAH
#lexee bb!!#i love karaoke bars#ask games#kayla vibing#janellion writes#tbh i dont remember what else to tag things as#haikyuu!!#haikyuu hcs#akaashi hcs#bokuto hcs#HQ!!#moots 💗
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My Ultimate Reading List
So, I’ve been thinking about making this for a long time. I’m exactly that reader, who likes rereading favourite stuff. But even though I reblog things I would like to come back to, tumblr is still a lil shit with searching through my tags, esp with 18+ content.
This list was made purely for me, but if it helps you to find a fic or a writer you’d love, I’d be only happy. I tried to make navigation easy. For blurbs links go to my reblogs, for oneshots and full lengths links go to the original posts. I try to check links from time to time, but if you see that some of them don’t work, please, hmu.
* stands for the implied smut
*** stands for the pure smut
This list is far from finished, that’s just the first things that came to mind and/or were reblogged. Still have a ton to add. So will update it every now and then.
NOTE, pls: There’s no Michael content here! And that’s not because I don’t like him or don’t appreciate him enough. I guess, it’s quite the opposite tbh. There’s no Michael content here because I appreciate him too much. I love this cute little kitten, he’s the most precious soul and, most of the time I think, there would be no 5sos without Michael Gordon Clifford. I just don’t have any fantasies or images of him in me, don’t see him in any way romantically. That’s why I don’t read (or write for that matter) about him as main character. I understand, that I miss a whole lotta great authors and fics because of that. Maybe it’ll change in the future. But for now, it is what it is.
Also HUGE SHOUT OUT TO THE PEOPLE WHOSE WRITING IS ON THE LIST - THANK YOU FOR THIS! THESE FICS AND BLURBS BELOW HAVE REALLY GIVEN ME ALL TYPES OF FEELS, INSPIRATION, MOTIVATION AND CONTENT. I’M FOREVER GRATEFUL FOR THESE WONDERFUL GIFTS YOU GAVE TO ALL OF US.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, WONDERFUL PEOPLE! ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU!
Oneshots
Ashton
Heartbeat by @gigglyirwin [Classic fluff and one of my all time faves]
Our Shining Star [Dad!Ashton] by @myloverboyash [Special thank you to @lashtoncurls for the tracking down the runaway author lol]
At the End of Night by @bringmethehorizonandpizza
Surprising Turn of Events* by @bringmethehorizonandpizza
Blindfold*** by @cal-puddies [Cashton smut which is too hot for this world]
Finding Joy by @bringmethehorizonandpizza [You, Ashton and adopting a cat drama, love love love]
Ain’t nobody got a drummer like mine*** by @myloverboyash [Drumming and banging 👀 at the drum kit]
I Can Love You In The Shower*** by @myloverboyash [Cute giggly shower sex with a little bit of trauma]
Calum
Redamancy by @cakesunflower [Heart wrecking fluff]
Birthday Getaway by @etherealhood [Cuteness and romance overload]
Valentine’s Day*** by @letsfuckndance
Lucky Shot In Paradise*** by @cakesunflower [Bartender!Cal]
Heartbeat by @uncrownedqueeen [Dad!Cal]
All These Years by @felicitycal
Blindfold*** by @cal-puddies [Cashton smut which is too hot for this world]
No chemistry*** by @novacxlum [Heartbreakingly great college enemies to lovers]
Where were you in the morning?* by @ snapbackcake [If this ultimately truthful but sad af one won’t make you cry, consider asking for help, because it’s too sad but also beautiful as hell]
Let me good to you*** by @snapbackcake [The description says it’s 6.8k words of absolute filth, and I have nothing else to add besides of what a great filth it is, so, 18+ kids]
Road Trip: Cake*** by @softforcal [Er, Cake threesome, idek what to say here]
The Little Spoon by @gigglyirwin [Classic fluff]
Luke
Boyfriend’s little brother*** by @lukehemmingssmut [There was also a second part promised, sooooo ^.^]
Fuck me like you hate me*** by @myloverboyash
Full lengths and Serieses
Ashton
Hate sex Series*** by @irwinofficial Tell Me How Much You Hate Me, Our Kinky Secret, Good Enough, No Longer A Secret [one of the best Ash smuts ever 👀]
Calum
Sugar Coated Pain by @cakesunflower [Boxer!Cal] [That’s what I lost my 5sos-fanfiction-virginity to, so, hey, Summer, thanks for the experience lmao]
Cigarette series*** by @cal-puddies [Best friend!Calum and a lot of hot smut 👀] Cigarette, Corona, Rolling Papers, Black on Black, Stuck [which was later replaced by the next part, but I’ll put it as long as it exists on the original list of parts, but don’t get confused], Navy Button Down, A Hotter Touch, Pancakes, The Second Thing, Ours, Losing You, Little toes, Holy Water, Date Night, Me, You and Little Hood, Five Years Later
Best Friend Pact Series by @calumh-excess [I’ve been crying like a baby over it] Best Friends, To Lovers, And Now Parents, But Never Forgot They Are Human
Wherever you are by @mysticalhood [Long distance with Cal and tons of tears with me]
Dates series by @calpops [this is so cute i higkey don’t want it to end like ever] First date, Second date, Second date pt2
Blurbs
All 4
First responders!5sos series by @calumsendgame and @heartbreak-5sos
Character template
Police officer!Ashton First meeting, Meeting under cover, Late night at her apartment part1, part2***, Kitten’s Kitty, Ash being overprotective
Firefighter!Calum Coming home after shift*
Paramedic!Luke Coming home late, Exam preparation
Dad!5sos series by @calumsendgame
Dad!Calum Working at home, Baby boy Hood can’t leave Duke
Ashton
Cashton besties by @myloverboyash [I’m still crying over this]
Farmer!Ashton series by @calumsendgame HeadCanon, Losing the baby, Levi’s at the hospital, Willow’s teenage depression
Pregnant with a werewolf!Ash by @flannelpunkcalum
Valentine’s Day sex*** by @softforcal
Cashton threesome*** by @paqueretteash
Overstimulation*** by @paqueretteash
Telling Ash you’re pregnant by @paqueretteash
Dealing with a teenage daughter by @i-calumhood
Accidental injury by @i-calumhood
Friend to lovers by @myloverboyash
Pregnancy cravings by @i-calumhood
Ashton and Joy by @bringmethehorizonandpizza [second part to Finding Joy]
Cuddle buddies by @i-calumhood
Best friend!Ash staying over under any possible excuse by @i-calumhood
Ash leaves you his clothes before going on tour by @asht0ns-world
Being pregnant with twins by @i-calumhood
You leaving surprises in Ashton’s baggage by @i-calumhood
Ash being nervous about kissing you by @angelbabylu
Calum
Riding Cal for the first time*** by @i-calumhood
Cal eating you out by @flannelpunkcalum
Your picture on Cal’s home screen* by @softforcal
Giving Cal head while he’s on the phone by @softforcal
Shower sex*** by @i-calumhood
Cashton threesome*** by @paqueretteash
Calum realising he’s in love by @permntvacaticn
Fighting with Cal by @cakesunflower
Calum comforting you by @honeycombcal
Surgeon!Cal blurb, second one and third from me by @cakesunflower [One more million thank you’s for letting me write for it!]
Stealing his clothes by @sweetcherrylu
Dad!Cal teaching his son to play bass by @paqueretteash
Cheek kisses by @i-calumhood
Kids cuteness by @i-calumhood
Small kisses by @calumh-excess
Sickness and sex*** by @heartbreak-5sos
Hammock cuddles by @heartbreak-5sos
Wide awake at 1 am by @reallycalum
Hot morning by @i-calumhood
Angry sex*** by @i-calumhood
5am by @saintlaurentcalum
Morning by @cakesunflower
Moving in by @i-calumhood
Duke being protective over your bump by @ singt0mecalum
Duke being a cockblock by @i-calumhood
Dad!Cal with your little girl at Disneyland by @c-sainthood
Dad!Cal with shy lil girl by @c-sainthood
Luke making Cal awkwardly confess by @etherealhood
Cal fucking you till you tear up by @flannelpunkcalum
Taking care of Cal when he’s stressed by @i-calumhood
Unrealistic scenarios by @i-calumhood
Hate fuck at college*** by @i-calumhood
Brownies and board games by @rip-lukes-balsamic
Calum confesses he wants an eternity with you by @i-calumhood
Lounging on the couch with Cal and Duke by @calpops
Brining your newborn baby girl home by @sublimehood
Dad!Cal reads to your baby by @c-sainthood
Fuck besties with Cal*** by @flannelpunkcalum
Calum leaving for tour and you’re a mess by @myloverboyash
Dad!Cal, kids and pancakes for mommy by @i-calumhood
Quickie before leaving for the party*** by @sublimehood
You’re drunk and Cal takes care of you while you confess your undying love to him by @i-calumhood
Coming home to Cal and baby sleeping by @c-sainthood
Car sex*** by @i-calumhood
Cal calling you ‘my girl’ by @calvmofficial
Cal taking you backstage from a crowd to fuck*** by @sublimehood
Duke protective over baby hood by @singt0mecalum
Baby hood playing with Duke by @singt0mecalum
Cock warming with Cal*** by @calpops
Clingy Cal by @i-calumhood
Sex with dad!Cal while kids are sleeping*** by @flannelpunkcalum
Jealous fwb Cal and hot bathroom*** by @honeyedhood
Calum wakes you up to go stargaze by @myloverboyash
Fake kisses at the coffee shop by @rip-lukes-balsamic
Talking about marriage and kids by @calpops
Saying the L-word* by @softforcal
Coming home to a sleeping y/n by @rakkaroses
Cuddly Cal by @rakkaroses
Running away from an event to eat french fries by @i-calumhood
Waking up to an empty bedside by @reallycalum and her anonymous
Waking up to a shirtless Cal by @i-calumhood
Luke
Calling Luke Buttercup by @i-calumhood
Fake dating by @c-sainthood
Breastfeeding by @i-calumhood
Riding Luke in a bus bunk by @hereforlukescruff
Blowing Luke while he’s in a suit*** by @hereforlukescruff
Post-divorce dad!Lu fluff by @calumh-excess
#writingrecs#readitbeforeyoudie#i will love this till my dying day#i love you all#5sos#5 seconds of summer#5 seconds of summer fanfic#5 seconds of summer fic#5 seconds of summer imagine#5 seconds of summer blurb#calumhood#calum hood fanfic#calum hood imagine#calum hood fanfiction#calum hood blurb#ashtonirwin#ashton irwin fanfic#ashton irwin imagine#ashton irwin fanfiction#ashton irwin blurb#lukehemmings#luke hemmings fanfic#luke hemmings imagine#luke hemmings fanfiction#luke hemmings blurb
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squiggilyyyy i was just on the wiki page for the yamada clan because i'm writing some tickle hcs for them and there was this ranking:
and first of all it's so hilarious to me that tiny fuchi can handle his liquor better than giant genji but also please imagine genji talks everyone into sitting together for a drink and unwinding a little and eizen thinks it's dumb and they should be above this and then twenty minutes later he's drunk out of his mind and sobbing into shion's shoulder and genji is just slowly putting the bottles away like "okay maybe this was a bad idea"
HELP KLJDKJEKJRKJERKJEKJREJK Stop the idea of Fuchi- this tiny little mushroom dude- being more sober than freaking EIZEN! I love that so much kjakjrkjearjkejk
He only took one shot and now Eizen is clinging to Shion like the utter mess he is wailing about how much he loves and appreciates him, Jikka is under the table- he never stood a chance, Tenza is also crying and clinging to Shion's other side thanking him for being such a good teacher and father figure and Genji is like you said slowly putting away the bottles like "I wasn't here- this wasn't my idea."
He'd probably pay Shugen in sword lessons or something to take the fall maybe kajrkjeakjrakjer
#squiggily speaks#myreygn#Hey it's Rey! :3#friend :3#hell's paradise#drunk headcanons#squiggily's late reply era#HELP I LOVE THESE SO MUCH KWKJEJKRJKERJK#also Sagiri and Senta not being aloud to drink is cute ajkreakjrkjaerkje#they have their own little party with tea and such
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Trouble in Paradise (#1)
HEADCANON - MICHAEL LANGDON X FEM!READER
Words: 1,034
Summary: Michael and you are caught in a huge fight, like never before, and you desperately storm out wanting to seek some time alone. It’s only when you begin to miss Michael, and you return to him, that he made the biggest mistake of his life...
Warnings: angst, mentions of swearing, mentions of smut, mentions of alcohol
A/N: I just had to write for this scenario whoops... this one is for you love <3 @lxngdonscoven
This was like never before: you’d never once thought it would have ever been possible for your relationship to reach boiling point.
Inside it killed you, though you didn’t dare wish to show Michael. He already had the upper hand at reading minds, and surely he could overpower you in a second.
You’d never seen him in this state... He was mad. A part of you was just as infuriated by it, yet another, more deeper side of you was frightened to your core.
Michael was known to have a bad temper, and with that bad temper, he’d lash out without question.
Yes, he may have loved you... But that did not excuse him from retaliation.
“I need to go,” You’d finally breathe, as you storm over grabbing your coat before leaving. Michael wasn’t at all reluctant that you’d left, in fact, you swore you’d heard him sigh a “Thank Satan”, thinking he’d finally catch a break.
The moment you’d shut that door, you felt the tears in your eyes, that you had so desperately been fighting back, instantly stream past your cheeks.
You were angry, your blood had boiled in a way like it never did before, as you gave the door a gleaming side-eye before heading off, into the night wanting to soak in the cool, refreshing air. In overwhelming situations, where you found yourself faced against the odds, it had always helped to walk, to travel around even just for a few hours, when you needed to clear your mind. Though, you’d come to realise that this was the first time you’d ever stormed off, with Michael being the reason to leave.
He was your friend, he was your lover...He was your greatest supporter. It completely baffled you, as to how this fight had escalated within a matter of minutes.
One moment, your body was embraced in his strong arms, as he held you tightly against his chest: the next, his fists were slamming the counter, where you were certain that with Michael’s unforgiving temper and strength, the dinner table would be flung at any moment in fury.
You left for your own safety, as well as Michael’s. Perhaps This short, haste break away from one another, would soothe the situation.
Big mistake...
It had been 3 hours since you'd been gone: and you hadn't heard from Michael since. No call, no text, it seemed as though he was still holding a grudge, not willing to show that he’d cared for the sake of your safety.
It stung, but you knew Michael...He always had good intentions for you, and your relationship with him. He just had trouble showing it, had trouble entrusting people with his love, as many times before, he'd been deceived.
He couldn't risk losing again to love, even for you, it had seemed, he made that clear now...
You'd walked back to the house/apartment, only to hear muffled sounds echoing through the door.
Company? At a time like this? Who on Earth would Michael want to see with such an untimely manner? You'd thought.
The impenetrable smell of alcohol drenched the room, you felt your face instinctively retort in disgust. Only you would know, that Michael must have drunken ALOT of alcohol only to become tipsy. He would drink from time to time, but this amount...Never with you. You grew worried, feeling this anxious feeling wavering through your body, as you felt your chest tightened with dread.
It was only when you’re eyes had finally regained focus away from the smell, that you’d realised you’d walked into Hell...
The small dress that lay on the floor, with the black heels kicked off so messily, almost as though in a rush. Not far beside it, laid another dress, this one black that laid ripped in half, one piece there and another there. Matching heels too, lay spread across the floor.
You felt your legs beginning to move, your steps edging closer to the sight of the dresses, that perfectly directed to the bedroom, to your bedroom that you’d so lovingly shared with Michael for the past months.
The door remained ajar, as the room was dimly lit. You pushed it opened with the little might that you felt left in your arms, only to be met with Michael hungrily fucking the two, strange women in your bed.
“M-Michael?” You’d whimpered, your voice barely audible, as you felt your breath hitch against your throat. The palm of your hand instantly wrapped around your mouth, as you felt the familiar warmth of your tears beginning to swell in your eyes, at the sight that stood in front of you.
Michael was too drunk, that he hadn't;t even noticed you’d walked in...The two females did: one questioned the other/Michael on who you were, with the other giggling in response saying “she’s the reason he's drunk.”
Initially with his back greeting you, Michael had finally turned to face you: his eyes fluttering, unable to keep them open, as the woman who giggled stood on all fours in front of Michael, with one hand held tightly on her waist. His other hand however, remained on the other, as he in turn would give into pleasing her...
“Oh shit...” He uttered, but still his lazy attempts of trying to regain himself off the bed had failed.
The women that laid in bed with him, had collectively yanked his arms down, laughing all the while, as they playfully encouraged him to stay.
“C’mon Mikey!” One would say, with a tone of pure seduction.
“You’ll regret leaving us for a girl like her, that's for sure, handsome.”
Still your feet remained concreted to the ground, your chest heaving with the rawness of the pain, your eyes swollen from the heavy tears.
“No-No,” Michael tried to fight back but still, his lips remained pressed against the lips of one of the women, as she came unto Michael.
He couldn't even fight back, couldn't even resist his carnal, primal urges for the sake of saving your relationship.
Pathetic, was the word that first came to mind.
“What have you done?”
With that you left him again. Though this time... For good.
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anon here is v curious about your headcanons for john/veronica/roger pls share
Okay you had no idea what you were getting yourself into when you asked me this. I will not apologize for my passions
My wife @candidroger and I have built out an elaborate world wherein John/Veronica/Roger are together and pure. It’s gonna be long, so STRAP IN! (long rant below the cut)
okay so it starts like this: roger and ronnie grow up in the same town and are bffs and when they’re like seventeen roger realizes that he might..not..be straight?? he’s like definitely bi but more into dick than vagina
and he has STRICT parents who are homophobes so he’s like oh shit this is bad
and ronnie realizes that she has STRICT parents who just don’t want to see their baby girl go off and live her life in london like she’s always dreamed of? like they’re like, we can’t have you live ALONE in the BIG CITY where you could DIE so why don’t you stay here in town and just never leave the nest
so ronnie and roger are commiserating together over a bunch of wkds because they’re trash when they come to the realization that if they marry EACH OTHER they can not only make roger’s parents think he’s straight but also have ronnie’s parents let her go to uni in london
AND THEN THEY DO! they get married and roger’s parents are SO PROUD and ronnie’s parents are like, ugh FINE (minus Grandma Tetz but she deserves HER OWN STORY because that woman is hell in a handbasket and i love her)
So Ronnie and Roger move down to London together and they proceed to just fuck shit up. They have an excellent report with each other because these kids are inSANE. like they write up a prenup that is basically just that when they divorce, whoever has had the most sexual partners during their wedding wins their whole liquor stash, and that the cats (Mrs. Fuzzles [he’s a boy] and Gilgamesh [she’s a girl]) have a very detailed custody agreement. Its written on the back of a take away menu and they got it fucking notarized because they’re ~extra~
Ronnie also takes sick pleasure in trying to sabotage Roger’s chances of winning the liquor stash by kicking down his door while he’s in flagrante and being like “WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BED WITH MY HUSBAND!”
She’s only supposed to do it the morning after, but she’s competitive and in it to win
(That’s how they meet Freddie)(he refuses to leave because he lives for the drama)
Anyways so fast forward and Queen is now a thing like they are picking up steam and they’re looking for a bassist
In comes Mr. John Richard Deacon born August the 19, 1951
Roger is his usual flirty mess who is hitting on men and women left and right and John is like, ah gotcha, this guys just the usual player like i think he’s the prettiest guy i’ve ever seen? but he’s kinda just a fuckboi okay gotcha gotcha gotcha
And then one day they’re playing and he sees this GORGEOUS woman in the crowd and he’s like fuck that’s the one I Love Her and he’s making eyes at her across from the bar and she’s making eyes right back at him and hes!! so!! happy!!
When the set finishes he goes and puts the Disco Deacy Moves™ on her and she is just so fucking into it and John’s like hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah
Only for Roger to come bounding up to her and is like “John! I see you’ve met my WIFE Mrs. Veronica Tetzlaff-Taylor (Tetz for short)”
And Ronnie is like yup, this is my husband, can you believe we’ve been married for 6 years???? (they wear rings john just doesn’t pay attention poor lad)
And John is just...heartbroken. Like he is CRUSHED. Here was his perfect woman but not only is she MARRIED she’s married to his bandmate who is also a serial CHEATER
and he sits on it and stews for months because Roger keeps cheating but always goes home to their apartment and Ronnie is just so much better than him?? and she doesn’t deserve this!! but what can he do?? if he tells her he ruins the band but if he doesn’t then she’ll just get more hurt?
Basically he spends it trying to avoid her because she’s aggressively hitting on him (hey the lady’s married to roger she’s learned some shit along the way)
Then one night, they’re all out at a bar and Ronnie like corners him and he’s drunk and she just goes for it and she plants the kiss of a lifetime on him and is like “i know you want me like i want you” (a trademark Roger Taylor Line™) and john just snaps
“What about Roger?” and Ronnie’s like “He’s going home with someone else it doesn’t matter” because she might be brilliant but she’s Dense
“I’m not going to just be with you in order to get back at Roger,” he says and pushes her off him. “I’m not your whore.”
And he leaves and locks himself in his apartment and spends the weekend alternating between eating too much ice cream and crying and watching shitty movies and feeling all around shitty
and when the next practice comes around, he shows up looking like shit with sunglasses on and is like “alright, roger is gonna kill me for kissing his wife and i’m gonna get kicked out of the band”
Roger is FURIOUS and he immediately just slams John up against the wall and is like “You MOTHERFUCKER who do you think you are calling Ronnie a whore?”
And john is like wtf no i didn’t and for your information SHE kissed ME
and Roger is like “I will fucking kill you for looking at her she doesn’t DESERVE YOU she is BETTER THAN YOU!”
John is now angry and is like “Oh yeah? Well she deserves better than YOU you fucking wankstain CHEATER!!”
And Freddie is the one who's like okay...there’s clearly some miscommunication because Roger isn’t cheating? And johns like they’re MARRIED and he’s GOING HOME WITH OTHER PEOPLE
and Roger’s like oh fuck no one actually told you??? we all just...assumed you knew...
And johns like knew what
and then roger explains how they’re married in name only so that his family won’t cut him off and so her family would let her go to her dream university and hey the tax break is fantastic so they just kept at it and it works cuz they’re best friends
Johns like...”who the fuck gets married for a tax break”
and together freddie and brian are like “roger and ronnie do”
So John shows up at Roger and Ronnie’s flat with flowers and is like I didn’t know and I’m sorry and I really want to take you out to dinner if that’s okay with your husband
And roger is like “bring her back by nine and no funny business”
and ronnie’s like “i can blow him in the car if i want roger and we’ll be back when i want to come back you hypocrite”
And they start dating. And then John moves in with Roger and Ronnie because Ronnie can’t abandon her husband??? And it goes from Roger&Ronnie to Roger&Ronnie&John
Two years later, John has the worlds most awkward conversation with Roger where he’s basically like, hey can you um, get a divorce from my girlfriend so i can ask her marry me???
And Roger at first is THRILLED because John and Ronnie are couples GOALS and he LOVES them SO MUCH and they DESERVE HAPPINESS
So they get a divorce (Roger wins the pot of alcohol but Ronnie gets Mrs. Fuzzles and Gilgamesh) (Roger cries) and Roger is like okay, cool, i’m now single this is great!
and he just spends his newly single nights hooking up with everything that moves but he just keeps feeling sadder and sadder
Until he wakes up one night two weeks before the wedding and is like Oh Fuck I’ve Fucked Up and Fallen in Love with My Ex-Wife and Her New Husband
and just shuts down and is like okay well there’s nothing I can do now they love each other and i will never ruin their happiness so I’ll just SUFFER like a MARTYR
And he gives Ronnie away at the wedding (Ronnie and John couldn’t decide who would have him as their best man/MOH and it caused their biggest fight so they decided neither could have him and they’d just have him walk her down the aisle and give the big speech at the end) and is like i will never let them know that this is Killing Me.
After the wedding he’s like, okay guess I’ll move out now? At first its okay? because he’s now got all the hot water he wants, and he doesn’t wake up in the middle of the night to Ronnie and John going at it and Ronnie doesn’t leave her hair in the sink and John doesn’t drink all the milk and put the carton back in the fridge
But he’s Lonely
Ronnie and John go on their honeymoon and Roger goes to Freddie’s to get the drunkest he’s ever been and he confesses his feelings but is like whatever i can be strong (spoiler alert he’s not he’s very sad)
Meanwhile, in Paradise, Ronnie and John are beginning to realize that they’ve never been alone this long without Roger
And John is like, has Ronnie always talked this much without Roger there to cut her off?
And Ronnie is like, had John always breathed this loud?? why is he wheezing?? wtf????
And they’ll never admit it to each other, but they’re really really REALLY excited to get home and see Roger again
But they can’t say that to each other?? Because it’s their honeymoon and who wants to hear from their new spouse that they’re more excited to see their best friend/ex husband than have sex with them
So they get back and they’re like ROGER!! WE’VE MISSED YOU!!
And Roger is like I Can Never Let Them Know I Love Them
so he just plays it cool and starts to distance himself from them because he doesn’t want to ruin their newlywedded bliss
But Ronnie and John keep fighting about everything (the milk the talking the fact that john will not stop dropping his wet towels on the bathroom floor wtf john) and they keep trying to see Roger but he’s always busy now??? he has no time for them??? because he “doesn’t hang out with married couples”????
Finally it comes to a head months later where Ronnie and John are just screaming at each other from across the kitchen when Ronnie finally just screams:
“I WOULDN’T HAVE MARRIED YOU IF I KNEW IT MEANT LOSING ROGER!”
And john’s like
“WELL ME THE FUCK TOO, VERONICA!”
And they stop and stare at each other and they’re like, whut
so they pull out the wine and spend the night unloading how somewhere along the way they both fell in love with Roger?? And that they can’t love each other unless Roger is there because he is their Missing Piece
But clearly Roger doesn’t love them the way they love each other
They cry and hold each other and decide that even if they can’t have Roger like that, they’ll settle for just having him in their lives as their friend again because he’s been so distant lately
So when they’re in the studio next, John pulls Roger aside and is like, look i know things have changed, but I want you to know that no matter what Ronnie and I consider you to be our best friend and we miss you so please tell me what i can do to fix this?
and roger’s like...you can’t. because its my fault and i don’t want to be like, ruining everything
and johns like just tell me i can fix it!
and roger’s like you can’t
and john’s like try me
and freddie’s like, uh, let’s not do this here--
and john’s like i just want to know why he’s ignoring me and ronnie just because we got married
and roger’s like it’s because you got married
and john’s like, fuck, is this what its about? sorry you had to get divorced but like, i wanted to marry ronnie and--
it’s not that
“then what is it roger?”
And roger just goes fuck it and is like “I wanted to be the one married. To you. Both of you. Because I love you both. Like, love love. But you’re married to each other and it sucks but i’m working on it and it’ll take some time but we can be friends once i stop yknow. Loving you. Both. The two of you. Together.”
And john just stares at him because his whole brain is rebooting. and then he just kinda goes, “okay. I uh, need to uh, talk to my wife.”
And then he leaves
He goes home and he tells Ronnie and they get so excited they have sex right there in the front hall and then they get dressed and they go to roger’s apartment all ready to be like WE LOVE YOU TOO WE WANT YOU TO COME BACK AND MARRY US FORVER
but roger is GONE he has fled the country
with freddie
they have vanished and ronnie and john are distraught like where the fuck is he??
Crystal is like you can’t break me I’ll never tell because drummer solidarity! And john is like fucking tell me or i’ll bring out the big guns and crystal is like you don’t fucking scare me
and the Veronica comes in and he breaks in >30seconds because Ronnie is terrifying and also she knows Too Much
Roger and Freddie are in Peru
Why? Because once John left, Roger panicked nd was like I HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY!! And because Freddie is the ultimate bro he took him to heathrow and got them trashed on duty-free vodka and was like okay bb you choose where you wanna go
and roger ends up talking to this nice new age couple who were like, we just hiked all of Mechu Pechu and we have come back cleansed of all our negativity and issues and we are now so much better than we ever were before and roger in his drunken glory was like yes that there i wanna go there cleanse me of my negativity
(they hike for exactly thirty minutes before they give up and check into a 5star spa and spend the days in face masks and chugging champagne)
Ronnie and John end up hiking the trail for two whole days before they realize that there’s absolutely NO FUCKING WAY Freddie would have done this
They think Crystal LIED and Ronnie is ready to kill him and strangle him with his own intestines when John spots a head of golden hair from across the market place
(”fuckin’ romantic nerd,” roger teases later right before ronnie twists the shit out his nipple in retaliation)
And that’s how Roger gets his declaration of love screamed at him while 200 Peruvians and tourists stare on in horror as John dips Roger backwards and tries to swallow his tongue
(”I FUCKING LOVE YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT! YOU MADE ME GO HIKING! JUST TO TELL YOU THAT I’VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU EVEN BACK WHEN WE WERE MARRIED!” Ronnie screams)
They end up back in Roger’s hotel room wherein they proceed to dom the shit out of him like we’re talking praise kink and body worship and ronnie’s riding roger while john’s pounding him though the mattress
and the whole time they’re telling him that there is no us without you and we couldn’t work together unless you were there because we love you and you are ours and you can never leave us again and roger is loving it
and then they come home and the first thing they do is move roger into their new marital home and buy a giant mattress
Ronnie introduces them as “this is my current husband and our boyfriend my exhusband” and roger is like “this is my ex wife and her trophy husband they are both my lovers” and john is like “this is roger and veronica”
and they spend the rest of their lives together having crazy hot sex and a billion babies
because you know Mr. I Have Six Kids and Mr. I Have Five Kids spend their days seeing who can get Ronnie pregnant the most and they are LOVING their giant ass family
and they all live happily every after
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk I hope i have converted you to the bright side
#one day children lll tell you about the wonderful and terrifying Gma Tetz#now someone ask me about my ot4 john/ronnie/roger/dominique#john/veronica/roger#caro writes#roger taylor#john deacon#veronica tetzlaff
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Can you do the headcanon thing foooooooooor Jason, Roy, Starfire, Artemis and Biz #outlawsforlife also maybe Rose because in my head she should be part of the outlaws...
Headcanon A:Realistic.
Jason – The black jeans he wears during the day are the sameones he wears for patrol, everyone knows and it annoys B but no one calls himout on it.
Roy – He’s got hundreds of tiny scars on the tops of hisfeet and on his calves from welding in trainers and sweatpants.
Koriand’r – Remembers her whole relationship with Dick butnow prefers Jason as he seems more genuine.
Artemis – Has contemplated using the Bow of Ra on Themyscirajust to get one over on Diana.
Bizarro – Only wears Red Hood or Artemis merchandise (theyhave to have it all custom made for him.)
Rose – Steals ammo and other weapons from all of the Outlaws(except Mistress and the Bow of Ra) then denies doing so when caught.
Headcanon B: While ItMay Not Be Realistic It Is Hilarious
Jason – As often as he can, Jason spray paints ‘Outlaws was here’on the Batmobile to fuck with B. It mainly messes with Barbara because of thebad grammar.
Roy – Has regularly turned up for patrol or a mission withbaby sick on his uniform or gear. More than once he’s had to pull out the HelloKitty band aids as they’re the only ones currently in his life thanks to Lian.
Koriand’r – Kisses everyone who speaks a different languagebecause she was offended that Jason knew more than she did despite beingyounger than her, especially as he can’t just learn them through kissing.
Artemis – Has gotten tangled in her own hair more than once.Everyone except Bizarro has been sworn to secrecy when they’ve had to go andsave her from herself.
Bizarro – Has ended up as the Gotham Knights mascot for morethan one away game to Metropolis while he’s been wandering around Gotham in hisreverse House of El suit. He loves it because he gets to see Kal El, he doesn’tunderstand that Gotham loves him because they’re always considered thedefective version of Metropolis.
Rose – Cries and complains she’s bleeding to death when shegets a paper cut or unexpected cut while cooking for the Outlaws.
Headcanon C: HeartCrushing And Awful But Fun To Inflict On Friends
Jason – Twice a year, on the anniversary of his death and thenagain on his resurrection, Jason goes to the cemetery and gets blackout drunknear his own gravestone. More than once the Outlaws and Batfamily have foundhim smashing Shelia’s with a crowbar while shouting ‘how do you like it bitch?’Bruce replaces the stone every time he destroys it so that he can continue todo so. It’s not happened as much during the last two years as the Outlaws makea point of joining him and their presence lets him know that he has a family thatloves him. Dick is hoping he and the rest of their siblings can join theOutlaws during the next anniversary.
Roy – On his darkest days he can be found back in the squatswhere he used to score drugs. He goes there to prove to himself that he is farenough into recovery to not use. He’s even scored some heroin before and gottenall the way to drawing it up and tying the tourniquet before he’s dropped itall with shaking hands. He immediately phoned Rose knowing she’d understandafter the drug induced hell her dad put her through.
Koriand’r – Some nights her nightmares are so violent thatshe’s started fires after releasing starbolts in her sleep. At least twice she’sbeen woken up by the rest of the Outlaws and flown them to safety just as thefire brigade arrived to stop the entire building going up in flames. She nowinsists that every Outlaw has a fire extinguisher beside their bed to put outfires, or even douse her, when those nights happen.
Artemis – Actually loves Diana and all of the other Amazonsand wishes she could return to them. She feels like her heart is split in two,half demanding her to remain true to Bana-Mighdall while the other half longsto return to the paradise of Themyscira and to have the family/support thatwould include.
Bizarro – Has massive self-confidence issues and has beenfound muttering to himself about how much he hates himself. The Outlaws havetried to help but with Kal’s prominent presence in both media and the heroworld it is difficult for Bizarro not to compare himself to the man he wascloned from. He seems too perfect and too much of what the public want in ahero when Bizarro compares him to himself.
Rose – Wishes she could replace Joey with Grant. Despitenever really knowing Grant she hates what Joey has become. She is the only onein the Wilson family who knows that he killed his lover for his suit and shehates how callous he was about it. She fears for her life and the life of herteam while Joey and Slade are alive but she knows she isn’t strong enough totake them out herself as a part of her still loves them.
Headcanon D:Unrealistic But I Will Disregard Canon About It Because I Reject Canon AndSubstitute My Own
Jason – has multiple tattoos, piercings, and regularly dyeshis white streak bright colours. B claims he hates it because of ‘identifyingmarks’ but in reality it’s because one of Jason’s tattoos is of a Robin withhis date of birth and date of death written in through a pool of blood. Theblood pool leads into a red domino mask that has the date Talia rescued himfrom Gotham in one of the eye holes. It is across the right half of his backand Jason makes a point of training in the cave without a shirt. He’s alsogotten stitch marks tattooed along where his autopsy scar should be but it waswashed away by the Lazarus Pit.
Roy – Has been heard quoting Brave during a fight whilefiring his arrows due to Lian’s love of the ‘princess like Daddy’. The Outlawsall pretend they don’t know the source as they’ve all quoted Disney orDreamworks thanks to Lian living with them and them all helping to raise her.(DC BRING BACK LIAN AND DO NOT KILLROY)
Koriand’r – Acts like a dumb model while out as her aliasKori Anders when in actuality she’s managed to get four PhDs in physics andastronomy. She is currently working with multiple teams around the world tomake civilian space flight safer and more cost effective.
Artemis – Has willingly dressed up as Wonder Woman for Lian’sbirthday because the little girl has her wrapped around her little finger.Artemis can’t say no to Lian as she sees that the girl is already such awarrior and just wants her to become the best she possibly can.
Bizarro – Has been adopted by the Kent family with themtelling the courts that he was a distant cousin of Clark who’d lost hisparents. Bruce helped falsify all the paper work so that no one could provewhere Biz actually came from. Smallville love him as he’s so gentle with thefarm animals.
Rose – She dyes a black strip, the same thickness as Jason’swhite strip, in the same spot as Jason’s so they can mess with people. Shelikes how it makes her feel more included with the Outlaws and look less likeher father. Plus she enjoyed seeing the barely hidden annoyance on B’s facewhen he saw it for the first time.
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