#hell read a wikia ffs

[bonesplinter]

elongated muskrat larping being a god at path of exile while literally being worse than my ass is at diablo 3 is.... well, it's something!!! and to DIE no less. if i was the person who had to grind shit out for this dipshit and he fucked it on stream i'd kms. well not rly i imagine they got paid out the ass but for the love of fucking god.....

[astharoshebarvon]

Ranma 1/2- the fact that it made me laugh and be like, uh what, at some scenes again tells me they did this anime right. If i can just ignore those few not so good things, it's still hilarious and interesting and i loved it. Not to mention my old ship of ranma/ryoga came back again. the new anime made me love them even more, and it’s only going to get better as the seasons progress.

Also happy marriage, you gotta love all the so called concerned people who say, “you hate women in gay erotica, slash fics, MM novels”  but when you say this garbage has been present in straight media for so long, in almost all stories, you get complete silence.

why is kiyoka's mom a bitch? and sorry if we dont find her sympathetic or if she changes. Or the girl's family who treated her like garbage and she was still kind to them. uh, dear, what? they literally abused you, why'd you give a damn about them?

And why the hell is wikia lying about this mom? From what angle is she good looking, she isn’t, her daughter is alright, she is not even shown average looking, she is quite bad looking. also, she is not like Kiyoka, please. he looks exactly like his father.

i am not sorry to say this, but it's kiyoka the ml who is so good looking and nice and the fl is such a perfect self insert for het shippers that the story is liked. there is no reason otherwise to think it's a masterpiece, it isnt. just like that annoying, obnoxious pink haired female, i forgot her name and i don't want to remember it of that josei isekai  anime whose husband, arnold, is the main reason it's liked.

that novel's illustrator should be praised and applauded for her beautiful art because the girl is just so insufferable and intolerable. She is exactly like most josei/straight het smut heroines are. you know it's the male lead who draws the viewers and readers, lets not pretend they can ever be like actual good female characters like violet, yona, sakura and Misaki from famous shoujo maid sama .

and lets not forget that none of these so called fem characters fans have anything to say when you say, why dont you like mrs bennet, caroline bingley? they are females, why do you hate them?  you get no answer.

according to these weirdos logic, a celebrated woman author hated women. please get over yourself, in real life too, women are shitty, girls bully other girls, try to come between a couple, sometimes  break marriages, same goes for men. so, yes people will side eye you and ignore you if you rant all fem characters should be praised, because from what i've seen it's this scenario. all straight stories females should be praised even if they are atrocious and if other fem characters in same story are shown as bitch, shrugs.

but we have problem with gay erotica and its popularity, oh god why is slash so popular, why are bl mangas so popular, why is yaoi so popular, oh god, they hate women, oh god why is my het ship not even in any consideration and hated and seen as absurd and laughed at, oh wait, they hate women.

i can tell you, same sentiment is present in ff ships, men are hated, its not such a big deal if females are disliked and side lined in gay erotica and straight stories. Why are you even reading slash and gay erotica if you want a woman, there is plethora of straight stories, go be tired in them. the excuses spoken by het shippers are as bad and tiresome as their ships. no wonder they are forgotten and most are laughed at.

Not gonna lie, it gives me vindictive satisfaction seeing next to no fm ships in top ao3 and tumblr ships, it’s very pleasing to see het ignored and disliked. That’s what you get for laughing at slash fans and readers and being so so bloody homophobic. That’s karma for you. I will never forget those atrocious tags, female will graham and female merlin, just stop. Please stop. Have some decency. Female harry is as irrelevant as the ofc x character stories. Stay mad that you can only feel better by turning a gay, MM ship het and being homophobic to boot. the male lead wont do you no matter what.

and what is up with some people hating on mufasa, they already made it stupid by saying that they are not blood brothers and the whole dumb being after sarabi thing. but the movie was good as an AU of original.

kiros' song is also absolutely fine, mad mikkelsen sung it very well, i doubt any villain song can be as good as be prepared of lion king original movie sung by jeremy irons who voiced scar, everything about it is perfect.

2019 one was just so weird- my mother and i when to see it in hall, we were like but it was so good in anime movie, what is this? neither did my father and sister found it good when we all watched it at home.

but bye bye fits kiros perfectly, it's condescending, eerie and mocking. I like the song. the movie was good too, if anything it showed scar was evil in every universe, whether in original or in live action. how can you just leave your mother to die? what the hell?

i saw comments saying simba was mean, we hated him simba's pride. what?

my god. yes, kovu wasnt bad, he overcome years of brainwashing and grooming of zira, you do feel sorry for him in that song "not" one of us but simba wasnt wrong to doubt him. he was and will remain one of the most beloved and best characters ever. sorry, if you dont like good parents. he was protecting his daughter and he was right to do that.

[imaginefinalfantasy]

Intro/FAQ

At time of writing, the FFVII remake has a new trailer out and I’m stupid hyped. And I’ve been talking with @nabrinax all night. And I have no self-control. So here we are! 

What Can I Ask For Here?

Headcanons

Match-ups

Reverse match-ups (or “What is This Person’s type?”)

Aesthetics

Short fics (these are going to take me a small eternity)

As for the subjects, any of the released Final Fantasy VII games and spin-offs are free game. I’ve played everything but the stuff that wasn’t released in English. Even so, if you’re looking for something about Veld, for example, I’m more than happy to binge on the FF Wikia and The Lifestream. In terms of characters, feel free to ask for:

Protagonists

Villains

Side-Characters

How Much Information Should I Give For a Match-Up?

As much or as little as you want. The more material you give me, the more details I can work from. The absolute minimum I need is pronouns and sexuality, but add in anything else you want, including:

Myers-Briggs category (MBTI)

Astrological sign

Hobbies

Interests

Personality

Do You Do Any NSFW Stuff?

Hell the fuck yes. By default, I’ll do SFW, but NSFW is fine. Just request it when you send in your request. I’ll answer for most kinks and characters, but I won’t answer anything NSFW for any of the minor characters. I tag using the Citrus Scale for everything that even toes the line, and (just to make it clear) my followers that are minors shouldn’t be reading those.

Is There Anything You Straight-Up Won’t Do?

As mentioned above, no underage characters will be considered for a NSFW ask (And I probably won’t include them in the match-ups unless the asker specifies that they’re a minor themselves.)

I’m Sold! How Do I Request?

My ask box is always open. If you want to request something, just throw it in here.

You Didn’t Do My Request! What Happened?

Either Tumblr ate it, I haven’t gotten to it yet, or I’m on a hiatus.

Do You Have a Personal Blog?

Yeah, it’s right over here.

[tothelasthoursofmylife]

Would I be a pain if I were to ask you to answer all of these questions? xD If not, I can ask for more specific numbers, but I'm really interested in you sharing all your thoughts about writing your fanfiction since it's an amazing one! :3

O.O

That was… unexpected.

But… okay. Here you go.

1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?

I was once asked what the hell the text in italics should mean. I actually adopted this writing style after testing it out for an Aldnoah.Zero FF I am still working on. (>.

2: What scene did you first put down?

(It has changed, though.)

3: What’s your favorite line of narration?

:/ I can’t decide.

4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?

It’s in my snippets, saved for later. It’s one of the dumbest things I could think of.

Also, every time, I can write a “funny” dialogue.

5: What part was hardest to write?

EVERY. I needed days to piece together the first passage.

The worst were the entire second arc and Chapter 17. (And Miss P’s.)

6: What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?

It’s very long.

I still didn’t drop it.

It’s not as terribly written.

I do far too much research for it.

When it’s finished finished, I’ve decided that it will be my final FF. That’s reason enough for it to be very special to me.7: Where did the title come from?

The main story is about a girl who’s the Watchdog of the Queen. The extras are about a boy who is the Watchdog of the Queen. It’s as obvious as that. I am uncreative.

Actually, there’s a little bit more than that to it. I wanted to call this FF Watchdog of the Queen: The Queen of Darkness or Watchdog of the Queen: Until the Last Hours. (It’s still called like that… in my head.) I dropped the subtitle because 1) it would make the title too long, 2) I realised that this is not just the story of one Watchdog.

8: Did any real people or events inspire any part of it?

At the beginning? No. Not really.

Now? Yes. Like the Zucchini Special. I named/based Gisela after/on that one teacher I absolutely despise. That exchange: “What kind of weird holiday is that?” “The weirdest.” was inspired by an actual conversation I had. It went like that though: The other person: “What kind of random daily routine is that?” (After I asked if he threw a zucchini onto his neighbour’s porch on his way home.) Me: “The randomest.” (I am weird.)

This sentence “At the end of the day, I was still a human after all.” was also inspired by some real-life stuff.

And some more. T.T And some haven’t come now.9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

Yes. Many. 

I have an entire folder full. The “Snippets” document is also full of outdated stuff. There’s a ton of stuff in my “Notes” document which will never see the light of day. For some time, I even had 16 (!!!) arcs. I really hate myself. Then, I cleaned up: cutting arcs, cutting character plotlines, cutting characters, compromising stuff. “The Siblings, Partners” and “The Earl, Reckless” were, actually, saved from a cut arc which was only about Vincent and his life. I cut it because it simply wouldn’t have fit with the rest of the main story. Also, the Zucchini Special was supposed to consist of three parts.

In the very first draft, Cloudia and Cedric called themselves by their first names.

10: Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story?

I read Black Butler during the summer holidays two years ago. Then, just like always, I read everything on the wikia/on TV tropes/read every theory I could find. Then, I stumbled over the theories about Cloudia and Undertaker. It’s all because of the theorists of the Kurofandom.

Also, I was so sad that there are hardly any Cloudia/UT FFs that I decided to do it on my own. ._.

11: What do you like best about this fic?

That people actually read it. I am so thankful for it; I still cannot believe that this niche story has readers. I thank you all. You are all awesome.

12: What do you like least about this fic?

1. Chapter 9.

2. Dumb historical inaccuracies.

13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story. Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?

I love basing stuff on songs! But not everything I hear while writing inspires a part of it. I don’t have much time right now. I will write a bit more about it later. ^^’ (Is that fine?)

14: Is there anything you wanted readers to learn from reading this fic?

Uh. Not really. But my question is… did anyone learn anything from it?

(I know one learned the word “floccinaucinihilipilification” from it. I learned the word from another FF XD)15: What did you learn from writing this fic?

Many things! Everything I researched - from Horniton lace to the approximate depth of Brent reservoir. I still don’t know if the altar in St Margaret’s Chapel can be moved or not, though.

I’ve only now realised that I reblogged the wrong questionnaire. Well, whatever.

[astharoshebarvon]

I never expected to see that horseshit even in Hannibal/Will pairing. I’d really thought they were exempt from that bullshit.

All I can say is that the thirst for the dominant male/ homophobia is unreal. Female Will Graham—

At this point I don’t even know whether to get angry or simply laugh at such stories. This is beyond ridiculous! Imagine being idiotic enough to even write they aren’t murder husbands, and being weird enough to put in the story, its murder husband and wife.

Please. There has never been a wife nor will there ever be. Dream on.

Thankfully, the cringeworthy self insert fics are still in double digits.

Just say you want to fuck the Dom and can’t stand that two guys love each other and are in a relationship. Literally no one wants to read about your fantasy. Go and write self-insert/OFC with the male and be happy with that. Don’t be this pathetic and try to write your fantasy in the slash ship. Keep your straight agenda to your lame het self-insert ships.

No wonder this bull even bled out to shoujo manga. That is a new low even for a shoujo. Seriously, just say you hate gay people and get out. Having the fucking audacity to write that kind of homophobic content in 2020 is shocking.

There is really no need to be that disgusting. Just write your idiotic, stupid, annoying, brainless, obsessed, creepy fangirl with the male lead and leave gay people lout of it. No need to show again and again how foul you are by bringing them in. You are literally proving what kind of a person you are by writing such crap.

I am just so disgusted by that manga that I don’t even want to remember it if I can help it. Is that how fm couples are being made these days, by being blatantly homophobic and vile/showing het superiority or downright pedophilic content. No wonder those stories never reach more than 50? 60? Ratings on amazon.

Now, if you look at Ten Count, Given, well, there ratings are in 1000 or above 500.

Please, continue being so gross, at one point only garbage people will end up buying that crap.

Mediocre shoujo writers are so fucking threatened by the popularity of BL that they are even resorting to such vile tricks.

Seeing such things just cements what I’ve always thought. People just got better at hiding their homophobia, (we needed change so we turned a boy into a girl in slash fics of the coulple ) it’s painfully obvious what you truly think when you spit out such bullshit. No need to jump through so many goddamn hoops. Hell, I am not even surprised by this behaviour.

 These are the same kind of garbage people who screamed, Yuki should return to being a girl, we don’t like male Yuki.

Shut the fuck up! Luka is literally saying they have the same soul, he can only love once. Yuki is Yuki. So called female yuki was mentioned in passing at best, got two? three ? full pages.

Luka won’t fuck you no matter how much you wish it.

The story doesn’t even have a kiss scene between the fem yuki and luka or any hets while Senshirou breaks off his engagement saying quite clearly he cares for Kuroto. The girl is thankfully not a trash person like the homophobic readers. Neither is she like the one with sairi and touko.

The whole manga revolves around present male Yuki and Luka, their relationship and other bl ships. See the fucking artworks, go and buy Phosphor, its pure BL. There is a limit to how blind or in denial a person can be. 

This manga and anime is shonen-ai, it’s always been that and will always be that. All the main couples are slash. The mangaka is famous for her BL stories.

Uraboku was published in Asuka, the magazine which is infamous for never outright saying the two males are in love and are together.

Bloody Mary, X/1999, Kyou Kara Maou are prime examples, they are all shonen ai/BL subtext. Stop trying so hard to deny the fucking truth. The author’s new work, a shoujo, was so poorly received that’s it’s not even funny. Beautiful art couldn’t save it.

Clamp literally said do not call Kamui and Fuuma as brothers. They aren’t friends. They are soulmates! They parallel Seishirou and Subaru, an established, famous MM couple. Fuuma is all Kamui thinks about.

They don’t even mention the obsessed, creepy fangirl.

They are together in Tsubasa too. Stop trying to force your heteronormative bullshit onto everyone.

 No wonder some homophobic / thirsty person had the audacity to write in the fucking wikia of that light novel, this character is not gay you know. It’s implied he might be—

He is literally saying he is gay in the story, he tells it straight to the other party. He’s been gay all these years.

And, you are still trying to push your het agenda.

I totally get where that nonsense came from. He is a very very good looking man.  You want a chance to fuck him and think this is the best way to make yourself feel good. Go and get help if you are that fucking sad of a person. This isn’t normal behaviour, it’s creepy.

You gotta be some other level of stupid if you think they are friends/brothers. Friends/siblings don’t do this with each other.

Some idiots even denied Kurogane/Fai being a subtle couple in Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle. You have to be blind as a bat if you truly sat there and thought they weren’t a thing.

Even these two from get backers.

Hell, I think Get Backers author even said yes, those two guys are together. Like, please readers, take your homophobia and get out.

I have to give it to Atsuko Nakajima for drawing such beautiful illustrations. All of her works, whether they be MM, FM, FF are simply too beautiful.

  Stay mad that your imagined het only exists in your head not in actual story. Go read trash like that shoujo or see het pedo shows which thinks 500 year old is attracted to a little 7 year old. You’ll find many trash homophobic people like you there.

Even on manga sites you see idiotic lists like, erotica Not BL, smut with anything but bl, quality smut not BL.

Seriously, how fucking pressed are you that people don’t seem to give two fucks about your fm ships, these fm smut mangas have way less views than BL.

Be decent and write mf smut list, shoujo josei smut or something of the like. You have to mention bl somehow don’t you? This isn’t even pathetic, it’s downright gross. 

No wonder some foolish homophobic trash wrote lies like omegaverse does not belong to slash. You have to be completely shameless and downright stupid to write such horseshit.

Of course, some freaks even like that horrendous, homophobic, monstrous bitch from ten count. To this day I don’t understand how anyone can say such things.

She looked good standing next to kurose. She is good looking.

I just cant—

What a joke! She is human garbage nothing more and ugly as hell.

Ugh, the only place she should be in is a fucking sewer. I hate that bitch so much. She deserves to die a million times for what she did. Her existence is a fucking disgrace.