#heipang

[ohyka]

more Heipang, yay

3 times hxz was a horny clown...

and one time it was pangzi's turn

[pangzi]

Chapters: 4/4 Relationships: Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling, Wang Pangzi/Wu Xie/Zhang Qiling/Hei Xiazi/Xie Yuchen Characters: Wang Pangzi, Wu Xie (DMBJ Series), Zhang Qiling, Xie Yuchen, Li Cu (DMBJ Series), Su Wan (DMBJ Series), Yang Hao (DMBJ Series), Original Characters, Hei Xia Zi (DMBJ Series) Additional Tags: Crossdressing, Polyamory, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Boys Being Boys, idiots being idiots, Sexual Tension, Bickering, 3 + 1, kind of, surprise parties, Gender Fuckery, Trans Xie Yuchen, Smut, Cockblocking, Oral Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex Summary:

Pangzi has celebrated well over 40 birthdays now.

Most of them passed like any other day but ever since he met a certain bespectacled boy in a damp tomb, birthdays are no longer just like any other day.

These are four of his most memorable birthdays:

That time they got kicked out of Xinyue restaurant, again.

The time Su Wan, Li Cu and Yang Hao threw Pangzi a surprise party, but ended up the ones surprised.

And that was the last time Xiao Hua let them stay in one of his guest bedrooms

The birthday that was nothing more than just another calm day

[michyeosseo]

looking back…….

uncharacteristically, i took a hiatus in 2022. despite bouts of inactivity, by instinct, i turn to gifsets as my personal reprieve but this year has been doubly heavy (which must hold true for a lot of us by now). chronic fatigue left the latter, greater chunk of the year a blur. oof. stress aside, i have completed a couple of releases this year. this post is somehow most of them. though if you ask me to fill up any sort of bingo, please, i decline.

still in the process of retrieving my giffer groove back so may this write-up inspired by my brilliant mutuals suffice.

a preview of the titles you'll be able to read underneath. four dramas sorted chronologically... those that i remember finishing (important criteria!!) and to round them off, one i am in the midst* of watching. there's another that i omitted to not do an overlong list but a shoutout to the ever-charming law of the lady.

pride & price

feb-mar | 29 episodes @ youku

Female virtue is not morality but a ghost of the old ages. Why are labels for women so specific and detailed? Do we have to sit in the right seat? Do we have the right to refuse to be any kind of perfect woman?

if you were wondering why this, out of the blue, became my tumblog title you probably weren't but here's the reason: i was just that into it. i got winded into following its daily stream timing (10pm sharp) roped a friend in, too hahaha no but seriously, 'girlbosses in the fashion industry' seem like most stale premise but who knew a cdrama had what it takes for it to not be made basic. the <blossom> magazine being on the cusp of medium change in the year 2016/2017 - print versus online. ideals it stands for contested by how the target audience can relate versus how much profit they can rake in. fractures forming within the staff and at the eye of the storm is who gets to be the new editor. the two candidates: miranda chen kaiyi and helen xiao hongxue. yes, i put their english names there not just as decor. we start the series acquainted with kaiyi, complete with a devil wears prada-esque intro. she’s exacting to down to the minute details, she’s the public face of the publication except she signs off as the deputy editor. the parent company assigns the chief editorship of the besieged magazine to the person at the helm of the successful hongkong branch, hongxue. her alliance (or supposed defeat) is the key to win <blossom>.

besides the main leads, the ensemble consists of ladies in positions ranging from human resources head down to the rookie assistants. different degree of darlings the <blossom> squad may be with the vision admirably determined but the 29eps can still be trimmed down imho. i could go on and on (towards spoiling the entire thing) but what i'll say is the vermin masquerading as men who surrounded them, expecting catfights, were bound to lose. thoroughly. why? they were blinded by insecurity projections. also because they cannot fathom that women naturally are inclined to admire other women, that strength stems from being cognizant of mutual sorrows. plus, they're not privy to the wooing power of chocolate.

the legendary life of queen lau

jun-jul | 36 episodes @ viki

There are no fairies in this world. But even if there is a fairy, it would be me.

LAMU (jackie li) IS A STAR. let me state that for the record. i am very salty the webdrama's all but buried under controversies (ugh, plural) because it brought me so much unbridled joy. queen lau was so unserious it has a palace p.a. system with functions such as weather forecasts, sports commentary, serenades, etcetera like... heylo?

heipang, a countryside girl prodded by her mother (to fix their local village curse) heads to the capital to be wedded. there, she finds out her longtime penpal/betrothed boy is the new emperor and only hitch to her happily ever after is he does not really know her. sorta hates her existence, even. she meets her father first, the chief counselor aka the antagonist, she's christened a new name befitting the nation's phoenix. she meets a handmaid, she becomes steadfast on her side ever since. the dowager empress, she leaves an even greater impression as untraditional daughter-in-law. she meets her half-sister, she bonds with her thus averting a rivalry. she meets her husband's motley crew (the royal chef, the chief guard, the court physician), she wrecks them before lunch. you get the gist. her same-age castmates, limited acting aside, were carried by the fact lamu's so adept in comparison. i appreciate a comedy that doesn't try that hard in the outrageous department. 'twas possible because of her pun timing, her reactions, her charisma - anyone with sense would be buying the fantasy. i say fantasy but it's the core message: that liu jinfeng's self-assured enough to ignore/convert her detractors as she dances. the lovely queen leading the entire palace during catchy dance sequences, that's quite novel, isn't it?

sleep with me

aug | 6 episodes @ iwanttfc

Tower ka ba? Because Eiffel for you.

gorgeous poster, yes/yes? here's another from their promo spread. hailing from the writing and direction of samantha lee is a project i had my eye on since its announcement. of her two films i previously saw, my reception were polar opposites. hence, cautious, i approached what is to be my third filipino gl series. [previous ones were betcin and fluid. pearl next door is in my list, promise, i just haven't gotten around to continuing so it's fairer not to count it yet.]

if you've seen my billie & emma gifset before, harry & luna's story is like that but grown up. not an exact copy since i thought that was meant for lil' unknowing queer me but the same cinematic, almost nostalgic lens applies. harry is a nighttime dj and luna is a... well... vampire. the pace is just right and soft (without insulting) kind of coddling. finally, a lovi poe acting thing i can sit down for where i can be mesmerized without suffering a cheating/stealing husbands storyline. janine gutierrez has the brightest smile, beautiful like the moon. they both had spaces to grow in the narrative and if there's one thing direk sam and i will find sure common ground is her punctuating that with the perfect soundtrack. of course, it would be a crime if that wasn't the case, their meet-cute was at a radio station. local sapphic references are just bound to hit different *wipes tear* a fitting august gift.

glitch

oct | 10 episodes @ netflix

I can't let them take you. I'm taking you with me.

i love, love, love how all my mutuals went, "jeon yeobin and nana lesbians" after the vague initial boyfriend-ghosted-her-and-she-stumbles-into-an-alien-cult synopsis came out. ironically, we didn't even need to be ribbing each other 'cause they were, in fact, e.t. enthusiasts reconnected~ with obvious next step: risking it all by choice. not sorry about all of this, donghwi.

negl don't really have notes about glitch (minus the usual problem where kdramas don't edit out superfluous footage). they did everything better than any given entry of the ntflx originals roster so if there's one kdrama you should pick up from their catalogue this year, let it be this zany adventure and i promise you won't be disappointed.

she loves to cook and she loves to eat

dec | 10 episodes @ furritsubs

My neighbor two doors down... is an incredible, one-in-a-million gal!?

my friend who loves kinou nani tabeta recommended this. saw the first two episodes as of this post but i have read the manga, gobbled that up with a quickness.

*you can gauge how anticipatory i am of an adaptation if i go and seek out the source material... some cases, it ruins things for me lol but i am of the belief if they're done well, they'd hold up on their own merit with/without changes when i compare.

in the case of tsukutabe, from what i've seen, the dialogue and interactions were lifted right from manga page to the actresses doing the scenes. yes, scenes upon scenes about enjoying heavenly food. fluffy af, the notion of finding an avenue of bonding in this day and age of tightly packed yet ever-distant neighbors. nomoto and kasuga have unrelated jobs but happen to notice each other in their daily comings and goings – the whiff of her cooking, the common denominator. i will be taking my time with this series so i'm unlikely to finish this before new year's eve but i just want to mark it having aired on nhk, a public channel in japan. the creator emphasizes how cooking as a hobby isn't only a means to be someone's proper wife/mother + portions of food mustn't be treated according to gendered prejudice but it should be up one's pleasure and capability to eat. i know many more shared meals await them and that thought makes me feel lighter already. all it took was some courage to ask for her to find what she was searching.

[hardynwa]

Bandits resume killing in Plateau communities, over 200 people confirmed dead

For decades, there has been repeated mass and isolated attacks by armed men on farming communities in Plateau. While this has become a tragic trend, it usually escalates during each farming season when all the farmers increase the tempo of agricultural work on their farms. Apart from these attacks against the poor rural farmers, the farming communities are also ravaged by the persistent violent ethno-religious conflicts that routinely break out in the Plateau Metropolis. However, when peace-building efforts by state and non-state actors are able to mitigate violence of any form, the citizens are usually happy and make efforts to guard the resulting fragile peace in the state. But recently, crisis merchants and enemies of the state and its people have resumed their isolated attacks and killings of unarmed citizens who were going about their businesses. This is even as the security agencies appear helpless in apprehending the masterminds before they strike. In the last two weeks, scores of people have been killed in the farming communities of Mangu, Bokkos, Barkin Ladi, Jos North, and Riyom local government areas, thereby raising fears among the people in the farming communities of the state. From Rawuru community, Tapo (in the Heipang district), Barkin Ladi; Kwi, Kuru Station (Wereng) in Riyom; Murish in Bokkos, and Jwak Maitumbi in Mangu local government area, families are mourning the killing of their loved ones in the night attacks. A resident of Rawuru, Micah, said the last attack occurred around 8.00 p.m. on Saturday and claimed the life of Dachung Luka, who was shot dead at the Rawuru junction. Micah lamented that at about the same time the following day, some armed men in transit shot and killed two people at Kuru Station, and residents also discovered a corpse at the Kwi community on Monday morning. The Heipang incident, in which four young men were killed, took place at about 9.00 p.m., and the deceased was buried on Monday. The ugly developments made the natives raise the alarm that many armed attackers had assembled at Sham, Wereng, Kum, Byei of Riyom LGA, and Farin Lamba and Dabwak (Kuru) in Jos South with the plan of launching an attack on them, and they cautioned their neighbours in Chaha, Rangyel, Kaduna Vom, and Chakarum, to be on the alert. Although the police spokesman, DSP Alfred Alabo, could not be reached at the time of this report, the spokesman of Operation Safe Haven, OpSH, keeping the peace in the state, Capt. Oya James, said personnel of the OpSH are on the trail of the culprits. However, Rwang Tengwong, the National Publicity Secretary of the Berom Youth Movement, lamented that no fewer than six persons were killed and two others injured on Sunday night during the coordinated attacks by Fulani militias on residents of the Wereng community in the Bachi District of Riyom LGA as well as Tapo village in Heipang District in Barkin Ladi LGA. Tengwong said: “Two persons were killed at Wereng, while four persons were killed at Tapo. The attacks were simultaneously coordinated between the hours of 8.00 and 10.00 p.m. At Wereng, a household was attacked, leaving one person dead and the other ambushed on his way to the Kwi community. At Tapo, nine youths were ambushed on their way home, four were killed and five escaped. “The survivors said the attackers, who spoke Fulfulde, laid an ambush at Tapo forest, sporadically opening gunfire at them when the unsuspecting youths were returning home from Heipang, the district headquarters. Among those killed was a 24-year-old student of Plateau State Polytechnic, Barkin Ladi campus, named Tapshak Guwus. When Tapo was attacked, distress calls were made to the vigilante, police and Operation Safe Haven, OpSH. The vigilante and police personnel responded by immediately rushing to the scene, but sadly the OpSH outrightly declined to make an appearance until about 8:00 a.m. on Monday with no convincing moral justification for not responding, which is quite unusual given its usual timely responses to such situations previously.” Tengwong added that on Monday, “another dastardly act of ambush was meted out on Rev. Gwong Dachollom of Darwat at about 3:00 pm along the Darwat-Wereng Camp route, where he was hacked and his motorcycle taken away by the attackers; he is presently receiving. Read the full article

[heymeowmao]

Here they come! ... Where are they going? 我叫刘金凤 | The Legendary Life of Queen Lau ° E17

[cfensi]

Lamu Yangzi plays the legendary Queen Lau in upcoming rom-com

Lamu Yangzi plays the legendary Queen Lau in upcoming rom-com

The Legendary Life of Queen Lau 皇后刘黑胖 stars Lamu Yangzi as Liu Heipang (literally dark and chubby), the illegitimate daughter of a noble who marries the young emperor (Li Hongyi) by a curious twist of fate. (more…)

[jiokcareers]

LATEST NEWS: Gunmen kill Plateau farmer, cart away motorcycle

LATEST NEWS: Gunmen kill Plateau farmer, cart away motorcycle

Publish date: 2022-08-19 04:39:11 | Author: James Abraham | Source: punchng.com Some gunmen on Wednesday reportedly killed a farmer at Heipang community in the BarkinLadi Local Government Area of Plateau State. The hoodlums were said to have also stolen his motorcycle.   A pregnant woman selling maize by the roadside near the scene of the incident confirmed the killing to PUNCH Metro on…

[sayflexxyblog]

Pilgrimage: Anyone who absconds will face full wrath of the law - Lalong, Pam warn Pilgrims

Pilgrimage: Anyone who absconds will face full wrath of the law – Lalong, Pam warn Pilgrims

The Executive Secretary, Nigeria Christian Pilgrims Commission NCPC, Rev. Yakubu Pam has said the Commission has put in place tight security measures to checkmate abscondment of Pilgrims in the Kingdom of Jordan. Pam disclosed this at the official flag off of the 2020 Christian Pilgrimage to the Kingdom of Jordan, at the Yakubu Gowon Airport, Heipang, Barkin Ladi, Plateau State. He said,…

[ohyka]

something something hei xiazi and baby grave robber pangzi meet before the events of the lost tomb and some stuff happens

it's all because @pangzi said heipang prequel movie and then posted THIS and THIS.

part 1

[pangzi]

I also think Hei Xiazi should carve Pangzi a beaded bracelet. He spends days maybe even weeks working on it. Choosing the right kind of wood and getting the beads just right. Maybe a few of them have some really intricate details carved into them as well. When Pangzi asks where he found such a bracelet, compliments the incredible craftsmanship, mentions how it must’ve cost a fortune. Hei Xiazi just shrugs it off, says he found it at some old man’s shop for cheap in some small village.

[essencepoints]

Wife of NIMET officials who was abducted in Plateau state regains freedom

Wife of NIMET officials who was abducted in Plateau state regains freedom

Victoria Rabo, the wife of a staff member of the Nigerian Meteorological Agency (NIMET) who was abducted from her home at the staff quarters of the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) in Heipang area of Plateau state on Thursday night, March 24, has regained her freedom.  Commissioner of Police in Plateau State, Edward Egbuka confirmed her release on Friday March 26. He said the victim…

[heymeowmao]

- His Majesty is so nice to you. Don’t you have any feelings for him? - My good sister, how many times have I told you? He’s not my cup of tea.

我叫刘金凤 | The Legendary Life of Queen Lau ° E12

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JUST IN: Gunmen attack Jos airport quarters, abduct housewife

JUST IN: Gunmen attack Jos airport quarters, abduct housewife

Suspected gunmen on Thursday night attacked Jos aviation quarters in the Heipang area of Plateau state.  Solacebase gathered that the gunmen gained entrance into the quarters at about 8.15 pm and started shooting sporadically. A source told Solacebase that three persons were kidnapped including a wife and the husband. However, the husband and the other staff were later able to struggle their way…

[jiokcareers]

NEWS DAILY: Plateau kidnapping: Police confirms abduction of two aviation staff

NEWS DAILY: Plateau kidnapping: Police confirms abduction of two aviation staff

The Plateau State Police Command has confirmed the abduction of two persons at the residence of a staff of the Nigeria Meteorological Agency of the Heipang Airport, Barkin Ladi LGA of the State, on Thursday night. The Command has equally assured that it is making frantic efforts to rescue the kidnapped persons and apprehend the abductors. DAILY POST gathered that on Thursday night, unknown gunmen…

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