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[bloodmoon-daycare]

Hi! I am Lizzie! But many may know me as @bipolar-sad-and-ready-to-cry !

I run this daycare filled with my Bloodmoons! Some have not been shown yet but are eager to talk! Let me introduce them!

BDB twins: this includes Bloody who’s text looks like this and Harvest who’s text looks like this, Bloody is the more social one of the two but has limited speech due to brain damage, Harvest might seem mean but he’s just going through a lot

Eldritch Bloodmoon: you may call him E!Bloodmoon and his text looks like this, he is very unsure of others and will follow those he trusts all around the place.

Small Bloodmoon: these two are ones I haven’t shown yet but you may call them Small Bloodmoon and their text is like this, they are very nervous and shy, they hide a lot but do want to socialise!

teen disguise Bloodmoon: these two are also ones I haven’t shown yet, they are Bloodmoon but they go by Emery for every one else and go both go by she/her pronouns, their text looks like this when speaking in their disguises voice and this when speaking in their own voice, they are very confident and will punch anyone who messes with them right in the jaw

Artic Bloodmoon’s text is like this they are a baby and only really growls, hisses, squeaks and whines, has learned a few words

Flower’s text is like this they are a baby like Artic is and hasn’t learned any words, be very gentle with them

Unicorn Bloodmoon’s text is like this, very shy but friendly, goes non verbal sometimes

Horrors at the oil rig au Bloodmoon twins are separate, Pressure’s text looks like this and Abyssal’s text looks like this, they do not speak and never will but they can mimic human speech.

The daycare

The caregivers and guardians! Are here!

BDB Sun has text like this. He is the definition of mama bear, he will protect his kids no matter what and will actually kill for his babies.

Eldritch Frank has text like this. He also goes by Fear and is very paternal to Eldritch Bloodmoon. He finds it annoying to try and talk.

Small Bloodmoon’s Solar has text like this. Solar cares for the small twins a lot, he is the one who supplied the snack box in the kitchen.

TD Bloodmoon’s Sun has text like this. He was a fan of Emery’s before he befriended them and found out about their true identity, he truly sees them as little sisters, he loves his fashion and loves bubble tea!

Artic Ruin has text like this. Very much loves Artic Bloodmoon, he loves taking care of any babies of his dimension but he is the primary caregiver to Artic Bloodmoon

Artic KC has text like this. He is the other caretaker of Artic Bloodmoon, he is often the one that hunts for Artic and is often quite, he is often at the pools edge watching Artic play

Flower’s Sun (AKA Flower’s mama) has text like this. Very protective mama

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Secret ones (will not join in on conversations, must be asked for or be in location)

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Spectre Bloodmoon, in the bathroom, loves his soaps speaks like this

Tiny Bloodmoon’s Ruin AKA the monster, a few blocks away, refuses to get any closer, speaks like this

Magical girl Bloodmoon, in the cafe in a booth away from everyone else, speaks like this

Sanrio Bloodmoon, wandering around but usually at cafe also away from everyone else (not with MG Bloodmoon), speaks like this

[the-acid-pear]

Liveblog Masterlist 2 (Electric Boogalo)

Baki (Masterlist)

Foodfight! (incomplete)

Dead Leaves (incomplete)

Deltarune (Masterlist)

Bugbo (Incomplete?)

9 (2009) 9 (2005)

Monster House

Beau Is Afraid (read bottom up)

Saw III (read bottom up)

Saw IV

Saw V

The Human Centipede

The Human Centipede 2

The Human Centipede 3

Saw VI

Header

Saw VII (Saw 3D)

Saw X

Tusk

Our Flag Means Death S2

Death Sentence

Urban Spook

O Brother Where Art Thou?

Mr. Bean's Holiday

MEN

Fargo

Nope

Signs

Barbarian

When Evil Lurks

Dialtown: A Phone Dating Sim

Road House (2024)

Pearl

Red State

X

Electric Dreams

Dungeon Meshi (incomplete)

Midori The Camellia Girl

Jumbo

Mouthwashing

There Will Be Blood

Funny Games

Prison Break (Masterlist)

The Substance

[gracebethartacc]

Hello again! So, since your Storm King is a God of Storms (If that's what he's mostly liked to be called.) I wanted to give some offering since apparently mortals are able to give offerings to the gods! And since Valentine's Day is coming up soon, I wanted to offer him blue roses to match his fur! I also wanted to offer him these delicious blue frosted cookies that are shaped like lightning bolts, and I even wanted to offer him this lovely blue diamond ring (if he likes jewelry. 😅) to show as a sign of my love and loyalty to him. 😊

HE'S JUST SO ADORABLE, I LOVE HIM!! 🩵🩵🩵😭😭😭

HEHEHHHEHEH TYYYY honestly same i love hims sm,,, muy fucked up doggey <333333

[bitchlessdino]

Hehehhhehehe

[joffyworld]

HEHHEHEHEHEH NOM NOM CHESS FLAVOURED SUSTENANCE MMMM

One of her uncles is Leshy so like. Should've been expected really

[batsattack]

you're going to try to court me? with bullet patterns like that? hehehhhehehe. you fucking insect *crushes you with my 6 foot tall stiletto heels*

[tfshouldidohere]

GUYS SHUTTUP I JUST SAW CHAN'S POST HEHEHHHEHEHE

[camvrin]

/j i love you more than life itself

hehehHHEHEH I'm laughing I'm DEFINITELY not sleeping now I wanna memorize every word out of context oml

[realvermin]

OIUSISHSJSGSISUS OHMY GOD OH MY GODDDDD. ITS SO PEAKKK !!!!!!

What if you pitted Petra in Doom? You get Doomtra

Model used:

I have no clue where the shotgun model came from cuz a pal just sent it to me 😭sorry guys

[fuxking-witchy]

Hehehhheheh my Dommy Mommy post is popping offf and I checked it at the perfect moment 😂😂😂😂🤭🥰😘

[wellfell]

GASP IT'S YOUR BIRTHMAS! I HOPE YOU HAVE AN AMAZING DAY MY DARLING! PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU LOTS!!! HAPPY BIRTHMAS!!! MWAH!

HEHEHHHEHEHE THANK YOU DO SO MUCH OH GOD . you're my little cupcake i would die fir you really , thank you . 🥺🎈💞

[gnaga37]

oh yeah vault hunters update. I forgot there are modded structures to loot instead of punching-trees-earlygame and I also forgot I can cheat lol

and the vh site was very kind in giving me instruction on exactly how to get the experience I was looking for with arcade mode so...

hehehhhehehe >:3c

[wellfell]

 she waits for him ; waits for the gears to grind in his head and acknowledge how reckless she was to go to the end of the world to put him where he deserved to be . watching his head sink back in her chest , mouthing at the white flesh with hunger that made her stomach tighten in desire . red petals part in a tiny gasp when he pushes her back on the sheets ; it sounds more like a quiet whimper the next time she makes a sound , writhing under his mouth . finally the glass of seriousness breaks around her , a light giggle dances in her throat , akina's hands push at his shoulders to push him back and stare up at him with a dazed grin . ❛ i was joking . . . silly . ❜ either way , at least she'll be there to not let his brother nor anyone else pull him lower than this . targaryens don't like her , nor the blood she carries but she doesn't care about that as long as daemon is here .

 ❛ just wanted to see your reaction . it was hilarious . ❜ akina won't understand the concept of a family above her loyalty to daemon — he was the one that brought her here , not targaryens , not his brother . he was the one that saved her , allowed the darker colors on her flesh and let her dress the way she pleased . hands hold his face to bring him in for a deep kiss , smearing the dark color on his own lips , and moaning softly . thin legs spread to being him between them , thighs tightening around his hips as she got impatient . her free hand slides between their bodies , touching his length like a fluttering butterfly . never fully satisfying him . ❛ i missed you . . . ❜  a soft whisper breathed out against his bottom lip , opening her mouth in a crooked smile as her tongue sticks out to lick his top lip like the hungry woman she is . long fingers guide him toward her folds , rubbing him along the soft , pink flesh with a soft groan . her body shifts , moves like she's trying to lower himself on the sheets and make it easier for him to thrust in . eventually she's whining out again ; ❛ come on . . . nobody will walk in i promise . please — ❜

It felt good to be touched by the only hands he so deeply craved for all the time, his head leaning against her palm like a tamed cat or his dragon when he needed attention. Daemon got a lot of attention usually but only coming from the ones he loved it meant something. Only when Akina looked at him it made him feel something. “I do not long to have the world…” he murmured with closed eyes cause he knew that the only thing he truly wanted was right here by his side. At least for a moment. The peace just lasted a short while though cause as soon as she spoke again the prince opened his eyes with furrowed brows and snapped his hand around her wrist to make her stop touching his hair.

“What did you say?” Akina Mori. What else did he expect from this witch than to ask the question he would never dare to even speak? Sometimes he just hated that her mouth was even fouler than his own. A groan slipped from his lips like an injured dragon but as his eyes wandered along her revealed chest he couldn’t help to reach for it and for a moment sank his head to her breasts to place a hungry kiss with more tongue than lips between those shapes he loved so much. “Ruling was never my wish until you mentioned it.” he mumbled, still with a frown on his face as he nuzzled his head against her chest once more before pulling back. “I would kill for my family. I would kill for you. But slaughtering my own blood? Is that what you would do, witch? Betray what has brought you into this place?”

A scoff about the absurdity left his lips until he suddenly straddled her lap to push her into the sheets, mouth starting to suck on one of her nipples with moans that proved the joy he felt with it, but that didn’t help with the disgust crawling up his throat. Surprisingly it wasn’t only disgust about her words but himself, cause just imagining he would have to choose to save her made it clear how torn he would really feel then and how something so easy would then become the hardest decision of his life. How heavy was blood after all? “Maybe I would make an exception for you. Is that what you want from me?”

[dreyari]

mistletoe (accidental because Byleth doesn’t know what the fuck it is lmao)

    “professor?” 

by the time edelgard actually approaches byleth, her backside is already completely numb. she’s spent the last several minutes seated on a freezing cold stone bench opposite the classrooms, you see, half reading the textbook that’s open in her lap and half glancing to where he’d been stood right outside the golden deer classroom, deep in conversation with a student she couldn’t remember the name of. the girl seemed intent that if she talked to him long enough, he’d eventually notice the mistletoe ( likely hilda’s handiwork ) hanging from the arch of the doorway. she had certainly glanced upwards often enough. 

in at least five minutes of conversation, byleth hadn’t looked up once, and with some very obvious frustration, the girl had dismissed herself. 

cue edelgard crossing ( sort of limping as she encourages feeling to return to her thighs ) the frost-covered grass before byleth can move away. she’s less subtle than the girl before her, and once he responds to his name, she points upwards. 

    “do you know what that is, professor?” edelgard asks, and he doesn’t need to respond before she’s moved on, a slight edge to her aura that could be likened to a child telling a story in which she expects to be berated. nervous, as much as she detests it. “it’s called mistletoe. i suppose if you didn’t know much about the church before coming here, i can’t assume you know much about the sillier of fódlan customs, even if you have travelled all over.” 

edelgard clears her throat, and banishes the nerves all at once. she reminds herself she is not a giddy little schoolgirl, getting to share her expertise with someone she greatly admires, but the future emperor of adrestia with a duty to share her wisdom when she can. that’s why she’s doing this, obviously. 

    “it’s customary if you are caught under a sprig of it at this time of year to —” another clear of her throat, and edelgard purses her lips lest byleth suggest she needs to see manuela about that terrible cough before it worsens. “well, it is easier just to show you.” 

her feet arch and edelgard pops onto the balls of her feet, but she didn’t exactly plan this well, because as she enters byleth’s personal space, she can feel the indecision as to what’s appropriate. a kiss on the lips directly aligns with the custom itself, but he is her teacher in a school environment. cheek? in the end, it’s an awkward peck that finds itself at the corner of his lips. by the time edelgard’s heels return to the ground with a sharp click! her cheeks have already blossomed a lovely rosy pink. 

    “so,” edelgard begins, and actively resists clearing her throat again. “next time a student corners you underneath it and wastes your time with inane questions they don’t really want answered, you’ll know what to do to get rid of them.” 

a rigid step is taken back, and edelgard dismisses herself, too. she walks swiftly into the cold breeze and does not stop until she’s rounded a corner out of view. she can only hope she can say she did so with a little more dignity than the other student, but just this once, even edelgard wouldn’t bet any amount of coin on herself. 

mistletoe kisses!!! / accepting / @edgecfdawn

[overhacl]

@hissuccessor​ said: you're not invited!! you're not!! invited!! you'RE NOT

       “Bold of you to assume I need an invitation to attend...  I do what I want.”

[quirkle2]

Qpp wars and ledge do they cook or try to cook for each other? Make drinks or try to buy small treats when in towns? If a town is having a folk dance or festival do they end up dancing along together and if so, who initiates it most of the time?

legend's fav food is eggs n rice and it is currently one of the whopping Two dishes warriors knows how to make. he asked wild to teach him how and it was a grueling process considering the fact that wars didn't know what a teaspoon was but they got there in the end and now wars can very confidently make eggs and rice and make it Well, just how legend likes it. he makes it for him when he's in those quiet, distant moods

warriors is a huge sucker for apple stuff. apple pie, apple cider, apple sauce, he fuckin loves apples man. when he's sad, legend knows instantly (he has a Sense . he knows just trust him) and if he has access to a decent kitchen, he sometimes makes him one of those. wars' fav is prolly the apple cider, bc it's one of those situations where it's always better if the other person makes it. wars could make it in Exactly the same way as legend, exact ingredients, times, and methods, and legend's will always taste better to him somehow. legend's apple cider is a big comfort drink for wars :)

AND YES . YES. they both know dances but legend actually Loves dancing—wars rly only knows required fancy ones for parties held at his era's castle. legend is Always the one to initiate a dance, and wars is always and forever willing to do literally anything for him and dancing w legend is fun !!! he's Really good at it and wars gets to laugh at his own stumbling feet on some of the faster ones.

he wasn't taught to dance at this speed and it Shows and it's secretly one of legend's favorite things in the world, watching warriors fumble through stuff he's not good at. not bc he enjoys seeing him fail or anything, it's just rly funny to see a multi-talented guy like wars fumble so much at something, and there's always a little giggle from the guy that comes after wars fails—laughing at himself, just kinda carefree and unbothered, having fun even though he's making a fool of himself. legend gives him the Fondest smile